Anderlecht vs Man Utd match thread 2

Fuck anime

Ballz

>>75211616
Why?

>>75211616
Good

>>75211614
>>75211618

My family is comprised of Chinese immigrants. My dad's grandmother emigrated from someplace in the south of China and married a fairly well off merchant already living in Manila. My own grandmother (of Chinese descent_ was raped in the second world war by Japanese soldiers and gave birth to my father, who then proceeded to marry yet another Chinese immigrant woman, then gave birth to me. As you can imagine our family reunions are pretty much comprised of a sea of yellow people but it still doesn't look half as much like piss as Pogba does every time he steps on a pitch in a Manchester United shirt.

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>this game

McTaryan

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>>75211394
They're all sluts though, just look at this shameless customer

>>75211616
>ban evading

poor little belgians

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>fellani warming up

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>>75211614
>complaining about anime images on 4chan

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>>75211633
The Solo roast, someone probably reported it

>>75211670
he's unironically better than pogba desu

>>75211655
from the thumbnail I thought she was holding a bowl of chips

>>75211614
good post

Someone gotta tell Anderlecht that shooting at players to hurt them and score afetrwards is not a good tactic, passing though, that might work

Darmian offers nothing at left back

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>>75211670
nice n' sharp

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>>75211663
>ban-respecting

>>75211714
kek

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>>75211604
>>75211604
>>75211604

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>when you get last reply in a now archived for all eternity thread

So Manure will be a title contender next season right?

>schalke

>>75211744
Only if >we remember how to finish

>>75211744
No

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>be united
>play narrower than a subterranean viet cong tunnel
>dick around for a bit
>cheeky pogba long ball, pray this works
>either lands on rashford or something or goes out of play
>if lands on united player, pass backward
>try to pass inside the box but either get intercepted or miss from three inches away
>rinse
>repeat
>cheeky 1-0 from zlatan, pogba dabs so hard his hands detach themselves from their sockets and form a nazi salute thirty meters from where he stands

Are united really this boring to watch on a regular basis

Are united reallythis pathetic on a regular basis desu?

>>75211744
as if, customers have been saying our year every year. manure is the new liverpool

>>75211744
Only if they spend $200 million in transfers

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>>75211744
With Mou and Pogboom? Are you serious? EPL are lucky they were taking it easy this season, next year they'll mean business. Expect records broken

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>>75211744

>contender

It's already >ours

anderlechts manager is pretty fit desu

The American commentator on Fox is triggering me, I literally can't even listen to him.

It's not his accent either, he just says the most asinine bullshit it makes me cringe. He sounds like one of your college roommates who learned about soccer from playing FIFA.

Imagine being Youri Tielemans and having to play with these shit team mates.

>megaphone fan
copying the MLS not just on the pitch I see

>the
>state
>of
>belgian
>finishing

>>75211793
no pogba breaking the world record for most expensive haircut probably won't help

Dire.

Only way to descirbe this absolute dire game

Ibra fucking up again. He's been crap today

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>POGBA

what did he just do?

>>75211744
top 6 finish max. Next season will be between man city, spuds, liverpool and newcastle

We're also getting Allegri so Arsenal will be a title contender as well next season.

pogba breakdancing

kek

>Pookek

Reminder that Man United already won the league. Maybe not the title in their hands but they were by far the best team this season.

Don't forget how many games united have gone unbeaten.

>>75211814
He is probably thinking it's his chance to shine more than focusing on that desu

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>this game

>>75211766
>Are united really this pathetic on a regular basis desu
Yeah, the only excitement comes when they have off-side goal allowed

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>>75211830
>newcastle

>dabs angrily

Martial will assist Rashford

>>75211871
>not rating benitez

united should have gone for him and not the hack they have now

>>75211837
>Allegri vs. Conte London derbies
Would be cool, also Max might actually fix that team

>>75211819
FIGHT

Ugh a another black footballer

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>30 minutes to go

I feel sorry for Martial

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>gets off the bench
>dabs
>slaps your gf's ass
>asks for 100k/week
>goes back to the bench
do you pay him?

>>75211928
Does he take it up the ass for that price ?

>>75211928
>the utter state of Manure youth academy
The only reason why he was given the contract is to sustain the illusion they've produced anything lately

holy fuck lads nick powell just scored a hattrick for wigan

Basic passing skills? fuck it: the game

>>75211928
why is he on 100k a week?

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>>75211604
>No Najar
I'm out of here

>Mhkitarian changed his boots at half time

Cheeky cunt

>Commentators talking about the brand name

>there are people who actually slag Rashford

>>75211987
Injured. He should play the return.

This game fucking sucks

How many people have just fallen over to defend the ball?

>Anderlecht have 30 mins to save they're campaign

They're gonna go all out, they won't get zit at OT

>>75211998
Trashford is shit, get him off

>that tackle
Gave me Witsel Nightmare flashbacks

>>75211962
I kinda wondered if that was the reasoning behind it as well. Pathetic.

>>75211962
well what the fuck do you think happens when your transfer policy is "let's cum in our pants every time someone in a top 5 league scores a brace against one of the top teams" and "pay 300 million euro a season for players that only get you to a 5th place finish cause you have never had a proper system in place ever since Sir Alex Raceriot retired"?

>there are people who actually shag Rashford

>>75212030
did you jump ship already, flippy?

dive

>>75211766
As a pinoy-belgian, I like your username.

THAT DIVE LOL

>>75212052

toothpaste

>>75212037
M8, he's just finished school..

>>75212047
we don't use ships, we just swim between islands desu

>>75212053
nanay o tatay?
taga saan ka

>>75212064
you didn't get laid in school?

Dire

christ zlatan has been poor

>If we can't beat em, foul em

Now I know where Fellini got it from

PENAL

>>75212007
Oh yeah. I forgot he injured during WC qualifiers.

>>75212075
Lad, be frank with me, is highschool life in england close to what is depicted in the first seasons of Skins?

>>75212075
Nah lost my V at 21 KEK

I dont really like Pinoys desu

>>75212098
if you're popular yeah

>>75212098
no, but opportunities arise

>1-0 up
>park the bus
So the Atletico Madrid strategy?

>>75212126
this is classic mou

I think it's time to take Zlatan off

>>75212098
inbetweeners is far more realistic

I remember ZLATAN

>>75212094
He was back after this. Small injury now.

Why is Pogba always complaining and gesticulating? He looks like a child.

Just take Ibra off

>>75212126
its the tactical genious jose

>>75212030
Kek, based Antiflip

>>75212139
>Zlatan ever getting subbed for tactical reasons
Not happening

>>75211965
he was fucking awful at Hull last season

>Anderlecht football.exe has stopped working

Zlatan thinks it's a testimonial

FUCKY YEAH TEO

>>75212175
I would like to smoke some weed, please.

>>75212020
Anderlecht don't care about annual Sevilla trophy, a Belgian already elaborated in previous thread. They focus on the league and get a CL spot there, this isn't even their best possible squad

Time for a Fellaini fuckup leading to a goal

Feelaini >Pogba

Pogba has dominated Tielemans

holy shit pogba is really bad

stop talking shit about zlatan

>>75212200
>Win trophy
>Automatically qualify for CL

Ok m8

>>75212161
wats an antiflip

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>>75212210
Reported for racism

>>75212069
Nanay mo.
Mula sa Antwerp.

>>75211604

Boring 2nd half, a goal for Anderlecht would make things interesting.

hows tielemans doing in a non-fm context?

>>75212234
There was a deluded Manure customer Flip everyone bullied into disappearing, but you're cool

>>75212248
please go back to your country

>>75212237
LOL that monkey has a blonde head WTF

United matches are always so semen slurpin'

>>75212248
nah man where's your peenoy parent from

>>75212264
thanks svejk

>>75212261
I really haven't noticed him

>>75212254
just gone full bus mode really. wish we could at least get a 2nd but hey guess we're saving energy for chelsea

>>75212270
Welcome to Mouball

>>75212269
It's Trump

>>75212261
He's been dominated by fucking Poopbag

>>75211614
I endorse this post

>>75212261
Missing every pass

>>75212230
Believe me, for Belgian football in its current state, the Beer League is the only plausible thing. Anderlecht is unironically one of our best teams and the most storied one.

When Victor Valdez came to Standard de Liège, he had to play on fields that resembled farmland and drag his stuff through mud. We're worse than Poland desu.

>>75212230
Not worth the effort, you get three times as much money for patricipating in CL alone than winning the whole EL and they'll qualify through league. Unlike the other teams, Manure HAVE to win to salvage their season

FELLAAAAAAIIIIIIINIIIIIIIIII

>>75212268
Ben hier geboren, vriend. N-VA stemmer en al wat je maar wilt. And don't tell me being half means I'm not Belgian, i

>>75212272
Oh, Plaridel. Near CDO.

>>75212307
>Muh money

CANTONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>75212312
9/10 dab skills

learn to finish pogba I beg of you

Judging by this game I don't understand the hype around youri /trb/lemans.

>pogba

>pogba

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOW THE FUCK WAS HE WORTH 89M

>>75212317
halfies zijn oke , tis gewoon omdat ons land in zon danige negatieve demografische spiraal zit

>FAUX NIGGER

>POGBA

>>75212337
Not been stellar for sure but that's a bit unfair

Good save

>>75212322
Pretty essential for teams like Anderlecht, they can't afford to splash 150 million and fail to compete domestically

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>pogba

for £89mil I expect fucking lasers to come out of the cunts boot

Could you all remind me why United paid 100m for a youth player they let go for practically free

goal for fellaini is written in the stars lads

>>75212375
bri'ish worship nigro players

>>75212375
He had one good international tournament, that's it

reminder that pogba is the epls highest paid player at 290k a week

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>pogbonna

>>75212375
Because they can.

there it is. fucking hell.

DENDONCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>MOUYES

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Niggaz on the bench

BENCHED.COM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75212348
haircut bills.
it is hoped that his haircut attracts fuckboys whose general alpha chadness is about as close as manure have gotten to producing anything remotely dominating from their academy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>75212276
5 minutes remaining, it gets interesting.

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ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?

>>75212350
Yeah. Sad how we're stuck fighting about really not top-priority stuff like confederalism and N-VA - PS or N-VA - Anyone when the whole country is getting flooded by migrants. Our politicians are doing nothing for integration, just enriching themselves.

LEAAANDEEEERRRRRRRRR

OH MY FUCKING GOD

MANURE YOU ARE A JOKE TO ENGLISH FOOTBALL

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>>75211604
I HURT MYSELF TODAY!

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>MEMEURE

That was an awesome goal

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>75212430
Stop animeposting weeb cunt

>maurinho

Still going through don't worry lads

ERA TUYA ROMERO

LA PUTA QUE TE PARIO

ERA TUYA

>>75212433
how do we fix Zé?

Every time

I will never understand why Mou let's off after one goal no matter what team

Also Lalas calling Pogba Drogba LEL

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>>75212443

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should I call duterte and order a hit on pic related?

>>75212431
looks like the country might finally split though with ptb as the largest party , then politicians will have no excuse anymore for fucking shit up

>POOGBA

>n-next year is our year

WAFFLED

>pogba

>>75212451

Pretty sure the only "people" worried are the ABUs

CUSTOMERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>plays Fellaini
>everything turns shit

A fucking season and mouyes doesn't learn.

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LOL POGBA

FUCKING HELL

It was like I knew it was coming.
>>75212254

>First Attempt on Target
>Concede
>Man U

digits = ww3

NOT

A

DRILL

>utd customers

thats what we get for completely sitting back. it barely every works yet we always do it.

their first shot on target too

>>75212393
but he was excellent in juventus, what went wrong?

>>75212459

>implying Romero has ever made a save in his entire career

>cant even park the bus against memelecht
kekekekekekeke

>>75212451
This

At least betanon is going to get something.

What did Pogba do?

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>>75212468
It's possible he already kys'd himself, or went back to supporting Chelsea under a proxy

>>75212514

Nothing. As usual

>>75212514
Nothing

remind me why mou is rated again?

Actually DRAWING a BELGIAN team
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHHAHAHA

>Mou will still start Romero and continue alienating De gay

This is a win for Man Utd because of the away goal

>>75212020
Elite post

>Cucktheryan

Top fucking kek op btfo

>>75212529

because english fat fucks are delusional

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>>75212529
>mouyes
>rated
Have you been living under a rock the past year?

>>75212500
I say this in every match thread. I'm fucking sick of it - you think someone as experienced as Mou would actually learn.

>>75212534
He is starting Romero because De Gea is forcing a move or is 'injured'

Ah yes another Black youf

FOSU MENSAH

>poogba

Shame ajax didnt draw at HT , I would have won my acca

>>75212470
Yeah, i feel like the traditionalists are grossly underestimating the fireworks Hedebouw and Mertens would give vs De Wever. Neither would yield any ground, esp if VB rises again.

Would buy you a beer and discuss politics if you're ever in Antwerp desu.

Match will prolly end 1-1.

the absolute state of pogba

>>75212548
>tfw we will never see him smile again

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>>75212462
There is only one way...

>Yellow for too good tackle

dendoncker is an amazing name desu

IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA IBRA

ABUS BTFO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA who here just to /laughatmanur/?

>can't even win the european league

>Pogba
He has been shit in the second half

Based Odonkor. What a header.

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>be mkhitaryan
>play for firm 2nd place buli team (who wouldn't be as shit this season if he stayed)
>trade this for pogchester united and the europa league
>trade this for a team with one fucktillion euros and are still in the EL

why

I have just learnt that only one Belgian club is promoted/relegated. It's almost as if they did it on purpose.

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>>75212577

>>75212589
money

>>75212560
yeah im from bruges , have been to antwerp twice in my life :p twice to see the samson en gert show

manure aren't going to win the league for at least 10 years

screencap this

>>75212589
Because he is like 29 and probably cares more about money now

What the fuck happened to Martial?
He is always walking

>>75212589
Clearly he wanted to enjoy the sights and sounds of Manchester and partake in their lovely weather and culture

away goal at least. good thing we're not as shit at OT in the EL as we are in the PL

We're through

>>75212589
Man Utd should theoretically have a better chance to win the CL sometime soon.

>>75212617
Mou

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>DRAWING AGAINST A BELGIAN TEAM

>DRAWCHESTER UNITED

united players make me sick atleast go over to the fans

>>75212552
I know this. There's a reason for him forcing this move.

>le finish 7th b-but win euopleb league meme

The dab was a mistake.

>MARTIAL
THIS IS THE SHITE MOUYES HAS TO WORK WITH

>>75212608
Fucking provincial Flemish, baka

>>75212610
>spanish joey barton

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>>75212530
Could be worse, they could have gotten eliminated by a mid-table Belgian team.

>>75212610
THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE

>tfw Ajax wins it all

>>75212608
Nice town, Bruges.
Als je stoom hebt mag je me gerust toevoegen, ChiefBanter.

Youri Thicclemans was p invisible, pity Mickey got that cheeky goal in, would've been 1-0 otherwise.

>>75212615
fucking drop outs from dab university

ABUs trying a bit too hard today lads

>>75212655
Oosh , not respecting the most hardworking province of flanders (unemployment only 3percent )

imagine paying 70m for the wrong mbappe then benching him for lingard

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>>75212664

>>75212664
do it for Johan, lads

>>75212634
I remember Mourinho was yelling at him to run and take on the defender in one match. Motherfucker thinks he's Messi and can destroy people from a standing start. And like Mourinho has said, the players are not killers.

>>75212643
Because Real Madrid are a bigger team and he is from Madrid.

LvG didn't play him when he had his head turned as well

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2-2 and the Munichs are out!

abu's win again

>>75212658
Why do we rate the epLEL again lads ?


>>75212674
ik speel geen spelletjes meer sorry

>>75212690
I M A G I N E
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>Martial
>fresh legs against tired RB
>Runs straight at him
>loses ball
blaming mourinho for this
this kid has no football brain

>>75212703
>Implying we'll bottle it at OT

Sod off back to RAWK

>>75212602
>>75212616
he already makes millions a year
then again most sportspeople end up poor and shit after they retire if they don't go into coachig or something

>>75212625
He must have been homesick and nostalgic. Certainly, playing the city of manure must feel like a liquidated suburb during the armenian genocide.

>>75212633
>fucktons of money
>the greatest midfielder in the world, makelele, xabi and gerrard rolled into one, paul pogba playing for them
>zlatan memebrahimovic
>a
>fucking
>europa
>league

"no"

>>75212726
most competitive league
kinda like when you shit out pellets instead of one big shit and you wanna see which one disappears down the toilet first

>>75212690
Imagine giving Lingard a 100k/week contract for being shit

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>>75212690
Who /watching/ here?

Manure is a joke team. Fucking mouyes

But they have their away goal so anderlecht is still fucked

>>75212704
and we're going to keep on winning

Yernited can't stop sliding into total mediocrity

It's at a point where they're going to start pulling cringey Liverpool moves like appointing some midtable young exciting manager who can't win a trophy to save his life

Based Genk scoring two away goals

>>75212589
Manchester United is a bigger club and eventually will be stronger than Borussia.

Back in the day, in Brazil, there was a team called São Caetano. They got 2nd place in the Brazilian league, but they were a team without much of a tradition.
Corinthians, on the other hand, was a much bigger team, had the 2nd largest amount of supporters, but was in a bad spell and finished in 8th or something in the Brazilian Championship.

They wanted to buy a São Caetano player. Said player refused the transfer, said São Caetano was a bigger club than Corinthians, even if Corinthians would pay better. In the next few years, Corinthians won plenty of titles. São Caetano none.

He will also never be able to tell his grandkids that he played in one of the biggest Brazilian clubs.

So, current form is not the only thing you need to have in mind.

>>75212773
I hope they knock Celta out. Sick to death of Spanish teams in Europe desu

>>75212726
Houden zo, ben m'n leven aan het vergooien op m'n 24e met die dingen.

Genk gaat wrs door, 3-2 is goed mogelijk voor de return.

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>be customer
>too poor to afford fifa
>too poor to have a good computer to even play the newest one
>torrenting 14
>turn off my stream to speed up the torrent
>find mouyes co. has driven down interest in the company once again

daily reminder that Mourinho has already said that if United aren't in the CL it won't hurt their brand. Full damage control already.

>>75212751
That's the going rate for shit these days. Anyway, Lingard isn't so bad. He always has an idea of what he's doing.

>>75212674
Literally the only chance they got ended in a goal

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>>75212759
>appointing some midtable manager who can't win a trophy to save his life

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>>75212815

Looks like Genk and Fucking Besikatas will go through also, the only real threat is Ajax and desu playing them will be literally Men against Boys

>>75212846
Excpt he literally had a better record than Mouyes currently does at United.

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>>75212845
You only need one shot at goal once Fellaini comes in.

other games

Celta de vigo 3-2 genk
Ajax 2-0 >schalke
Lion 1-0 besiktas (HT because some shit happened at the start)

>>75212780
That may be so but that'll take obscene amounts of money and time that frankly mickey mouse does not have.
BVB has exciting youth talents and by the time buyern does buyern things miki will be looking at retirement in the russian/ukrainian league.
In that time we could even grab a cheeky dfl cup and if we're really lucky a cheekier Bundesliga.

It'll take years to put United back together tbqfh if that's even possible within the next decade.

Let's also not forget that Miki was fucking atrocious up until the gonorrhea that was the 2014-15 season's ruckrunde. You'd think he'd be scared of the same thing happening when he switched clubs again.

Out of interest who is this brazilian at sao caetano you're talking about?

also are corinthians the guys taking bribes and refball in brazil or is it someone else

We were pretty good the first half. Second, we didn't do anything. But they didn't do anything either. Sure, they tried hard. But, apart from the goal, showed they were lacking quality. The second leg should be ours.

>>75212920
the league will be ours next year too

>>75212920
just another case of the final third being shocking. so many dumb decisions and poor finishing yet again

>>75212890

Mourinho is memes aside a smart man. Other than his last Chelsea spell, all his other teams improved a lot under him. And his signings were pretty good and improved the team. And the one thing they need to become a better team is not exactly a secret.
I wouldn't count them out.

>Out of interest who is this brazilian at sao caetano you're talking about?
>also are corinthians the guys taking bribes and refball in brazil or is it someone else

I'm trying to remember.
All large teams in Brazil are accused of refball. Refs in Brazil are awful.

>>75212862
EL Trophy celebration thread where?

>>75212950
> And the one thing they need to become a better team is not exactly a secret.
I wouldn't count them out.

Unless i'm mistaken that's gotta be learning how not to toss money at everything that moves like a hobo winning the lottery.

>>75212977
Would you say any of the guys they bought in this transfer season is a bad player that didn't improve the team?

Baily makes some mistakes but seems like a good CB
Pogba was expensive but is a good midfielder that is better than what United have
Mkhitaryan seems to be good
Ibra is playing well

>>75213007
if a team with some semblance of financial management had UTD's transfer kitty they would be able to bag pogba for half or a third of the price UTD paid for him.

stayed up the whole night playing danganronpa, fuck man gotta sleep gnight

Tiemememon!

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>>75213007
>Pogba was expensive but is a good midfielder that is better than what United hav
Lul. Even Fellaini had far better impact when Poobag was injured

>>75213065
Maybe the amount of money Man Utd has means they have to overpay.

>>75213103
Fellaini literally cost the game today. Pogba kept Tielemans quiet all game.

>>75213103
In your favorite website, Pogba appears as the 4th best player in the EPL.

>>75212890
Corinthians is the most hated team in Brazil. And rightfully so.
It's the brazilian juventus except it's 10 times more scummy and most of it's supporters are low class criminals.

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>>75213115
>kept a FM meme teenager quiet
>105 million
>>75213172
>it's the Brazilian who hasn't learnt how to use Squawka after three months a two slow, careful explanations again
Customers' posting game is just as bad as Manure's tonight

Who here watching Lyon - Besiktas

>>75213115
No, he didn't. We didn't press well, their fullback got away from Mkhitaryan and they had a 3v3 in the box for the cross.

>>75213336
And it was Fellaini who fucked up defensively and allowed the goal. Can't really fault him though when he gets thrown on to defend a lead despite being awful at it.

>>75213349
It was man for man to cut out the cross. That's hard to deal with.

I've come to a conclusion, poor results aren't what drive me mad post game, it's you lot and this board. Fucking hell this board makes any result that's not a 4-0 thrashing look like we are the worst fucking team on the planet. Did we turn into Arsenal while my head was turned? We look like a group of massive fucking children who can't wrap their heads around a game of football. It's insane how much my blood boils from reading the comments on here as opposed to how I felt watching the game. Lighten up, it's fucking football.

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>>75213440
This better be a leddit copypaste

>>75213440
I agree with this to a certain extent but the team's been pretty poor when it comes to finishing off games/scoring goals this season.

>>75213467
You are the worst one mate. How sad are you that you spend 24/7 on this board shitting on united? Holy fuck, it's utterly pathetic.

>>75213440
SHOOK

>>75213521
ABU as fuck here but I gotta agree. He's Reddit-american tier with his posts as well

>>75213440
Yeah, duh.

Get /sp/ 20 years ago and you would read that Maldini is a meme defender, Ronaldo is a pace baby, Rivaldo was too expensive, etc

>>75213440
It's cos we're the biggest club on the planet m8, normal logic goes out the window

No matter what happens I'm football ppl try and relate it to United.

>Monday Arsenal lose to Palace
ZOMG HOW DOES THIS AFFECT MAN UNITED
>Tuesday Juve beat Barca
ZOMG POGBA USED TO PLAY FOR THEM
>Wednesday
ZOMG RONALDO USED TO PLAY FOR UNITED, IS MBAPPE GOING TO UNITED!

That's football in a nutshell

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>>75213521
>>75213544

He's a fucking autist in every sense of the word. Even the Juve fans want this slovakustomer to off himself.

He's like that guy at work who you know will NEVER go away and will never shut up but no one wants him around and he just doesn't understand that.

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>>75213544
>>75213654
You seem a bit agitated pal

>>75213694
See you on Sunday, m8.

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>>75213521
Wait it's a real post, not a copypaste from r/manure or manurecafe.net? Holy shit Anon