/nba/ general - THROWDOWN edition

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JIMMY G BUCKETS

THE G STANDS FOR GAY

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>the shitty of tannebitch

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>>75209325
>stephanie curry
This triggers the hue"man"

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>>75209325

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>MIN: Karl-Anthony Towns scores 28 with 21 boards
>21 boards
Damn nigga

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OC

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>first seed
>first overall
>COTY
>ROY
>MIP

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>>75209428
COTY is Quin Snyder

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Oh, hey Orlando

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comfy thread desu

>11 posts
>10 posters
>4 are brazilians

>>75209453
I dont know who I want to fuck more, Gordon Hayward's wife, or Gordon Hayward?

>>75209537
is all your free time spent here waiting for someone to post?

>>75209453
>leanin together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YVvMfXXG7E

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>>75209325
>>75209344
look at this brazilian faggot hatin ass nigga hatin on jimmy g hahaha n u tha type of spic that fucks ur neigbors sheap

>>75209484
this

>>75209484
this

>>75209484
Gordon himself. He would love you with such class and affection even if he wasn't into it.

i just came here to laugh at the new york knicks

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>>75209296

Please take these polls, I want to know /nba/'s general opinion on who is going to win the end of season awards

http://www.strawpoll.me/12739610

http://www.strawpoll.me/12739627

http://www.strawpoll.me/12739643

>>75209932
don't click on this, it triggered the good ole anti-virus, it detected toothdecayvirus.exe, dont click, i repeat, dont click.

>>75209932
>Steph Curry
kill yourself

>>75209428
>Don't forget Marcus Smart 6th man of the year.

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http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/19147389/carmelo-anthony-says-new-york-knicks-trade-him

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If PG leaves, ya'll know who the Pacers signing right?

>>75210031
rudy gay

Once Griffin and Hayward come to Boston, how many games we will win against the Warriors in the Finals next year?

>>75210023
F

>>75210065
Watch free agency go by and they don't sign anyone because Danny Ainge is a retard.

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>>75210023

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>>75209296
since there are no games you guys might as well read some articles

>Brian Windhorst: "I think Draymond Green is the most valuable player on the Warriors"

get a fuckin load of this guy

>>75210206

Banana boat team, sans Lebron, is happening in chicago

How mad is /nba/ going to be when the #1 Celtics land the first pick in the draft?

>>75210291
Clips is making a killing being a fat fuck troll for ESPN.

I'm jealous of him.

The NBA should be renamed to the No Defense League

This shit is embarrassing.

>>75210429
not at all mad, celtics are going to blow it by trading it or drafting the only bust in the draft.

The Kings are better after Cousins trade.

They relied on him too much. Now they work harder together as a team.

>>75210735
they're actually a fun team now. cauley-stein and labissiere are cool. i have no idea why that one BR guy (ziller?) renounced him being a fan of the kings now, of all times. joerger gets to build his team the way he wants now, and if they luck out in the draft, they might have a real core and start building something like a real culture in sacramento.

wouldn't mind if the spuds stole temple from them though.

>>75210735

Their record doesn't indicate that

>>75210841
and their record with cousins did? At least now they have the potential to be more than an 8th seed at absolute best in the future

>>75210735
I gotta admit I'm a buddy hield fan now even though he looks like a horse. He's gunna have a 20PPG season next year watch

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>>75210906

Yes their record with Cousins did indicate that they were a better team with him than without him, hence they have a worse record now.

>>75210841
They went 8-17 after trading Cousins which is a better winning percentage than when they had him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aTUl06xoec

AKA the Westbrook highlight real.

>>75211077
meh

i'd be clutch occasionally too if i shot 100 times at the end of the games and had a usage rate of 70%

This is disgusting. The media is actually gonna give Embiid ROTY even though he played only 30 games. Ingram deserves it.

>>75211077
My favorite is the one where Butler got fouled and won with FT even tho Smart didn't even touch him.

Fuck the Celtshits

>>75211131
this, Ingram is the only rookie that has showed improvement consistently throughout the course of the season. name me ONE rookie who has done the same? Ingram as posterized players, shown t be able to make good decisions and has had high scoring games. solid overall. the next Scottie pippen desu. go ahead, name me one rookie who has done the same, pro tip, you can not.

>>75211131
My boy Saric

>>75211110
DUN
DUN

THAT'S TOO MUCH SALT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT7W9oJP6BI

>>75211185
Jaylen brown

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how strong does larry become if the Warriors actually win the title? ill leave and never return

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The GOAT ladies and gentlemen.

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>>75211077
>Devin Booker and Melo have been more clutch this season than James Frauden

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>>75210996

> 7-18 > 24-33

>>75211252
yeah MJ is holding the GOAT

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>>75211276
>winning percentage
>percentage
>%

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>>75211302

>32% > 42%

>>75211233
YOU STFU JEW

>>75211345
7-18 is 50%, learn common core

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>>75211345
>treating wins and losses like a shooting percentage

This is the equivalent of hitting 7 shots and missing 18, not making 7 out of 18 attempts you mouth breathing retard

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>>75211077
>Booker, Kyrie, Westbrook, Bledsoe, Kawhi and Lillard make up the majority of the game winners

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After 6 fucking straight Finals people still doubt Lebron. Do you really think any other eastern team can take down the Cavs?

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>>75211378
Unstoppable.

The most powerful bloodline.

>>75211402
3-4 is all people need to say

pathetic finals record, kobe would have 12 championships right now if he played in the eastern conference

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>lebron is good because the east sucks
>bronsexual logic

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>>75211366
>>75211376

You baited me pretty well. Congrats

>>75211433
>le carried by Shaq man

Not even in the same level as Lebron.

>>75211462
>in the same level

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>>75211347
I hate americans

where are the nba x knb collab keychains?

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>>75211486
damn female moot can get it t b quatch

>>75209428
brad steven is not even in the top two of COTY

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>>75211077
>that Kobe's sons dominance

Guys,

How do we stop these Kobe's sons shitters? Their power is too great.
They even have MJ as their original bloodline.

We need a Wilt/Bill Russell bloodline to stop them.

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>>75209428
>COTY
>it would've been Spoelstra without this dumb lost to the knicks

>>75211131
Saric desu

>>75211969

It's coach of the year, not coach of half the year. D'antoni is a lock because he smashed all expectations

>>75210429
>Danny Ainge lottery picks
Not mad at all. My only hope is that they don't trade it for a star player.

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>>75211739
It would be awkward to give Stevens COTY when the Celtics will be even more dominate next year

>>75211408
Wheres degoat

>>75212009
>spo team was on past for 60 wins if was extrapolated for the whole year

that type of turn around never happens

>>75211969
Fuck the knicks once again

>heat fans on r/heat want the heat to bring back this team again
fuck that. they are going no where


Also I heard melo to miami rumor and I am open to them. it make sense because melo wants a destination city and a winner. if the heat can turn dion waiters around then they can turn melo around for sure and they can buy low on him

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>>75212095

>>75212009
The heat and Spoelstra barely made the playoff with a completely new staff and a rebuilded team.
Everyone was expecting them to be on the 15th place at the end of the season and they ended with a 50% record, being one of the most homogeneous group since december.
Spoelstra was great all along, he just lacked a bit of luck.

>>75212128
melo can go to LA or miami. that's it.

Honestly, Kobe should only have 4 rings if that bitch ass nigga Ray Allen wasn't such a bitch ass nigga

>>75211739
let me guess, spoelstra is?

>>75212137
>the crooked son is the only one with a ring and a final mvp

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>>75212208
>system babby
>carried by Duncan
>mattering

>>75212137
All is right in the world

Kobe doesn't even care about basketball anymore. Why do you guys keep bringing him up?

>>75211077
Is Robert Covington Kobe's long lost bastard son?

>>75212262
Because he's the GOAT and best pay respect to the fucking GOD

>>75212205
Actually I would put pop, spo, and dantoni higher.

Pop let go of the best PF in history and led his team to a top 5 record in franchise history. No one is talking about it because he always does it no matter what and its the spurs.

>>75212167
What do you think the cost would be? Some of our bench players like tyler johnson and JJ?

>DAL: Dirk Nowitzki will return for 20th season
Dirk just going for for 20 or is he going for the record? He needs 22 to break it. That's 3 more years.

You could have any one of these players in their prime to start your franchise right now, who would you pick?

>OJ Mayo
>Sebastian Telfair
>Shabazz Muhammad
>Jonny Flynn
>Acie Law

>>75212229
>aunt shook
>two meme from a meme team
>le will never pass the first round guy
>flat eather dumb nigger
>westbrick
>a guy playing in fucking canada

great family you have there

>>75212329
he said he liked to be some kind of mentor for the youngs player

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frcn3RH2250

good shit

>>75212311
i wouldn't know, i'm out of the loop. tyler johnson is a good piece, if overpaid a little bit after that brooklyn offer sheet. they might ask for dragic.

>>75212390
Fuck off you image stealing tranny fuck

>>75212380
Watch it. Degoat is gonna win one for canada

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>>75212137
cringe and mental illness all rolled into one

gee i wonder who could be behind that forced meme

moooooooo

>>75212404
His contract is a team option next year. Are they picking that option up (25 Million US Dollars) or is he signing new contract?

>>75212518

>>75212465

>>75212370

Mayo has the most talent and upside. He might not have "dude weed" if he had better support around him. Clearly the pick if you get him coming into the league

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>LEBRON SO SHOOK BY DA BULLS THAT HE TOLD THE TEAM TO LOSE ON PURPOSE
>LEBRON SUCH A LIL BITCH THAT HE RATHER BE 2-SEED N FACE THE PACERS THAN LOSE IN THE FIRST ROUND AS THE 1-SEED TO DA BULLS
>LEBRON SO SHOOK THAT JIMMY BUCKETS SHUT HIS ASS DOWN 4 TIMES THIS YEAR
>LEBRON SO AFRAID OF HIS DADDY THAT HE RATHER NOT EVEN GO TO THE FINALS THAN LOSE TO DA BULLS
YET
>BULLS GONNA BEAT THE CELTICS
>BULLS GONNA BEAT THE 5 SEED
>BULLS GONNA FACE THE CAVS IN THE ECF AND SWEEP THEY ASSES HAHHAHAHAHAHA
Expect:
2017 Finals: GSW vs. CHB
2017 Finals MVP: Jimmy Butler

Not MVP: Lebroke Jomes
Not Finals MVP: Lefuccboi Jims

Yeaaaaaah that's right, we entering the ERA of Buckets. He taking that throne. LeCoon gonna leave Cleveland and join his big bro and daddy next year.

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>>75212558
that would've been my pick too. mayo was a nice player, as a player. kinda sucks when guys like him don't go to teams that can salvage them and put them on the right track.

>>75212370
Shubazz seems ok besides being homosexual and lying about his age.

>>75212546
I don't know, maybe he wants to retire after 20 years in the same team like Kobe too

>>75212558
>not picking the one who will either wash out of the league or be a small contract roleplayer who doesn't take up cap, but otherwise not fuck with team chemistry
Flynn is the patrician choice.

can we just fast forward to the finals. i mean it's going to be weeks of people talking about one controversial call or game, remember the dion waiters push?

>>75212714
Dion is a fucking god tho and that was an entertaining game.

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>>75212714

so what do we do til Saturday when the playoffs start? inb4 3x3's and forced john wall/kobes sons memes

>>75212673

You might be fine picking a bunch of mediocre players, Atlanta, but winners go big or don't go at all

>>75212734
true lol, bet series in awhile, i hope the Houston okc series will as good. who do you think will take it? i think Houston might win with all the meme shooters. OKC bigs struggling too much

>>75212821
If Adams was still automatic with his floater like the beginning of the season this would be a different story. I remember when he was averaging 17ppg. That shit was crazy.

Kanter has been ass tho. He was doing well after his injury.

>>75212714
fucking retarded chimp breaking the rules

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Who do you guys think is going #1 in tonight's wnba draft?

>>75212802
None of that list is good enough to "start a franchise with". So you get the cheapest or one who is a solid roleplayer and go from there.

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>>75212763
give me your picks. mine:

>west

warriors sweep blazers, no games are close

spurs beat grizzlies in 5, two or three close ones

OKC "upsets" houston in 6, harden chokes and kanter/adams/gibson do work against houston bigs

clippers beat jazz in 6, series is a wash hard to predict


>east

celtics beat bulls in 6, not sure how much the bulls are gonna get out of butler....though IT could easily get figured out, idk I feel he's too good to be true sometimes and I like IT

***upset alert*** pacers take cavs in 7, PG is on a tear, kyrie's knee is messed up, lebron seems to be blaming everybody on the team and they can't defend for shit, myles turner PG and lance are swagging out, will be a fun series

raptors sweep bucks in 5, I don't believe the hype

wizards sweep hawks, I forget the hawks even exist. series i'm least exited for and I hope it ends quickly

DAMN. LEAKED

>>75211131
joel buckwheat embiid's getting ROTY? top fucking kek

>>75212984

Mayo was and still is an exceptional talent and he would have thrived in the right environment. Even though he didn't live up to his potential he still became a solid player, better than everybody else on that list.

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>>75213019
>I forget the hawks even exist

Make it stop.

>>75213033
????

>>75209414
underrated

>>75213019
>kanter/adams do work
ha

>>75213230
I think kanter/adams/gibson are better than nene/capela/harrell. ryan anderson is probably a tough cover but isn't he hurt?

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Is this what you would call shook?

>>75209346
God, I'd fuck femme Curry.

>>75213261
Clippers should throw the series because Jazz would give a harder matchup with the warriors. It's not like Chris Paul is gunna make it past the 2nd round anyways

>>75209296
Wait, you're telling me KAT got 21 rebounds? What?

You're not allowed to post under this line if you can't dunk.

________________________________________

kobe is still a top 2 sg in the league dont @ me

>>75212518
stop stealing reaction images though

>>75213261
mbah a moute is a good defender.

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>people making predictions when they don't know shit about either team

Let me condense the 1st round for you. The west will mostly be one sided stomps. The memes own portland, the spurs own memphis, and the clippers own utah. Okc/houston might be the closest series but odds are that okc can't keep up with houston's firepower and lose in 5 or 6

The east has way more competitive matchups. The celtics are on upset alert because the bulls play them tough and Butler is the best player in the series. Pacers might win 1 game and have no answer for Kyrie. Bucks are probably too young to beat the rapters but will make it interesting. Hawks/wiz could go either way. It's the series most likely to go to 7

how cool must it be to be a /nba/ player

hanging with the hottest dudes
wearing the freshest clothes

>>75213325
False on the last statement

Raptors/Bucks is the series that could go either way. Wizards sweep the Hawks.

>>75213302
IT doesn't matter. The Rockets didn't play defense or anything. They just jacked up threes to stat pad on the last game of the year that had 0 meaning.

Shameless.

>>75213386
what t my looking at here? pb? peanut butter?

>>75213405
why are the rockets so detestable

Hinkie is apparently being considered for the Orlando GM spot, along with interim GM Matt Lloyd.

Good fit?

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>>75213405
>says the westbrick fan who stat paded all season

>>75213386
Bro.

You literally just stole two different comments made days apart and posted them at the same time while stealing an image.

I wrote that, you're reposting it.

Kill yourself.

>>75213389

The hawks are a good team and didn't start struggling until Milsap went down. Guess who's back? They also have better depth, better bigs, playoff experience, and THJ has been playing at almost allstar level. There's no reason to think the wizards win easily

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>>75213437
>>75213455

you should have installed it

>>75213455
why does this happen

>>75213445
I don't know. It was pretty bad, T-Wolves tried but, once again, no defense. Worst game I'd seen all year.

>>75213476
fuck that, im not installing shit coming from this hellhole. i dont even open embedded posts.

>>75213480
it's half true. the image and the first part are "mine," and the second part was some random comment from some dumbass in the last thread

>Report: Sacramento Kings interested in former Philadelphia 76ers GM Sam Hinkie

>

Kings owner Vivek Ranadive has been quietly searching for an executive to place over Vlade Divac, league sources tell @TheVertical.
— Adrian Wojnarowski (@WojVerticalNBA) March 27, 2017

I'm done.

I'm not sitting here to watch Larry spam this thread and steal people's posts, then delete them afterwards and spam over and over again.

Raptors are unironically gunna lose to the Bucks

>>75213447
>>75213519

Shitty franchises making shitty moves

>>75213519
>that feel when 7kt gets a dope ass job and forgets about us

WHAT IF THE OKC WESTBROOKS KILL THE HOUSTON DOORSTOPPERS?

>>75213530
this, ill be back once playoffs start. he literally saves posts from weeks before only to post them weeks after so people can talk to him, fucking loser.

>>75213577
he'll triple double every game and get swept in 5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oneipoAoVqg

Why don't they have the lottery the friday the season ends? There's no reason to wait a whole month. I want to speculate about the draft and the future already

warriors are dumb, why would you purposely piss off stepson of kobe

http://imgur.com/a/vFS3i

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>they thought kobe & sons was a meme

blood is thicker than water

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>>75213677
>soundcloud rapper

Man, Clover must be messing up, it says i got a reply but there's nothing here

>>75213724
Sounds like someone got pastebinned. I wonder who....

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PLAYOFFS

>>75213677
American flag, yet his Instagram is in spanish. Really makes you think.

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Can we use meme magic to make a Rapties vs Celtics ECF?

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Last chance to ditch your pleb east teams and hop on the road to the finals

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>raptors not making it out of the first round this year.

Honestly that's more than leads deserve

DAMN. its out niggas

http://www6.audiopremieres.co.uk/2017/04/kendrick-lamar-damn.html

>>75213946

The odds of the celtics winning 2 series is laughably low

The Raptors are winning the2017 NBA championship and there's nothing /nba/ can do about it.

>>75214017
Ya I know but I just want to believe....

>>75209296
>30 our of 100 voters have already announced their votes

>Westbrook has 20 first place votes already

>already enough to win most years

Houston/Spurs fans BTFO.

>>75214064
most spurs fans aren't delusional enough to believe that kawhi was getting the MVP. it was always westbrook v harden, door stopper pee pee man about to be BTFO

>>75214081
I can't wait for the Houston Cockets reaction to getting absolutely destroyed. They're just so smug this is like Hillary v. Trump all over again.

>>75214064
The sad thing is that the homer voters haven't even been accounted for yet. Westbrook basically already has enough first place votes to win it's just fighting for third at this point.

>>75214000
Duck dot album better be fire

>>75214064
westbook will win it, then he'll get swept by harden who'll get swept by kawhi

>>75214162
If he gets swept it isn't because of Harden, that dude completely chokes against OKC.

>>75214139
DNA is gunna blow your mind

Yikes Harden got voted third several times and Westbrook got two extra votes.

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>ESPN Insider writer Jerry Engelmann voted for Steph Curry for MVP. Interestingly enough, only one picture exists of him, his Facebook profile is empty and no other non-ESPN sports personalities can recall meeting anyone by that name.
>I'll stop short of saying ESPN is using a fake persona to vote for Steph Curry, but I'll be damned if it isn't at least a little bit concerning

how pathetic

>>75214117
They got rid of local media voters. It's all national media voting this year.

Stay up to date anon

>>75214000
>>75214190

its lit

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Member when the Magic made the NBA Finals?

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>>75214319

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You guys think they coulda included Russ a little more on the front page of ESPN? I mean he's averaging a triple double baka.

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>>75213677
We outchea

>>75214319
Jerry Engelmann? The guy who invented RPM? You realize he's clinically insane right? He's so obsessed with his stat how perfect it is that he argues that Curry>Lebron and That Delly>Kyrie. He straight up thinks his formula is the goat when determining nba player skill, he's insane.

>>75214319
there's literally no pictures of this guy but i swear i've heard that name before

>20 more points to Russ, he's running away with it

kek.

>>75214382
It's one of the guys who invented RPM. This is not a new rumor, people we claiming that he wasn't a real person as far back as 2015

like >>75214366 said, whoever he is, or whoever runs the account, is a fucking stat nerd on another level, i doubt he even watches basketball

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>tfw harden beats his door stopper pee pee while crying at home with candy deepthroat after the MVP russel westbrook BTFOs him in the first round

LMAO

Voting for Kawhi is like voting for Jill fucking Stein in the U.S election you fuckers know they aren't gonna win and are only going to take away first place votes from others. What a waste.

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>>75214339
I hate the Celtics but how do you vote Steph over IT?

>>75214431
le wins meme

durant has a better case than steph for MVP desu, faggots at espn just made that their choir boy is falling behind

this new kdot trash. 3/10.

>>75214414
Seriously. If Harden wants any chance he needs both Kawhis first place votes and Lebrons.

Not that I'm complaining because floppers don't deserve awards just because they finally got a competent coach but still.

>>75214319
>Jeremias Engelmann
quite clearly an anagram

>>75214463
he fell off after GKMC, imo that was his best record

that beat switch on madd city makes my dick hard af

>>75214413
>this hoe literally implying teeth matter when eating pussy

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>>75213677

I'm so glad harden's not winning shit. nobody likes houston aka katrina refugee camp

>>75213325
>the spurs own memphis
a lot of the spurs vs grizzlies games went down to the wire this year desu. thats not gonna be a curb stomp

>>75214466
Harden doomed his candidacy as soon as he brought up winning and everyone immediately pointed out Kawhi is therefore more eligible than him.

He shot himself in the foot several times with his big mouth.

>>75214575
And yet, this chucker still gets all these adverts and shit.

Can't stand this bearded bozo with his shit playstyle of constantly going to the charity line.

>>75214524
>tfw OKC gave Portland every opportunity to get into the playoffs,
>even going so far as removing their competition and giving them the regular season series.

The brotherhood is real.

>>75214599
>bearded bozo
there is no need for that sort of language

>>75214570
with tony allen out who is gonna defend kiwi

>>75214599
they're all cringy as fuck. his adidas commercial about being different is so forced and the taco bell commercial makes him sound dumb as rocks

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>>75214608
Too real man.

Too real... We meme'd this into existence.

>>75214728
why would Kobe's "sons" work together? Isn't his whole deal to be as selfish as possible?

That bangin hot WBNA player that's actually good and not a total joke got drafted to the Spurs' WNBA affiliate.

She's got a nice rack too.

>>75214815
which one? that PG who set the womens NCAA record for points?

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>>75214815
Don't objectivity women.

>>75214711
It's clear to me he had plastic surgery done on his face. Zero respect

>>75214931
holy shit silver stars are winning the ship next season

>>75214931
>>75214815

> subsidized basketball.

literally having to make a league for your little sister to feel included.

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>>75214902
Yes

>>75214815
Big face for that monster head. HNNNG

>>75214972
yo shutup

>>75214931
Pretty ugly.

>>75214972
People like you are the reason men have trouble finding good women.

>>75214931

will she bully the only straight woman in the locker room too?

>>75214978
She's only 5'8? Perfect waifu height.

>advance stats

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Nothin cute about this

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>>75215154

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Fe fi fo fum

>>75215154
I bet you don't even have a tomboy fetish you fucking pleb.

Well thats it folks. Westbrook has won the mvp for the 2016-17 season. People on Clutchpoints are absolutely fuming. Thoughts?

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>>75215154
Are you supposed to look cute while you're dominating girls in the paint?

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>>75215252
Stop right th-

Never mind.

>>75215221
>tfw the tomboy you had a crush on in elementary school went full dyke

w2c tomboy NCAA hetero girls

>>75215252
sauce?

>>75215252
But that's wrong. Curry is the MVP and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>75215252
there shouldn't have even been an argument against him winning it

Lebron is MVP

>>75215252
kek I'm on clutchfans now the salt is GLORIOUS

>>75215290

Yes? That should be the least of her worries now though. Those bulldykes gonna dominate that taint instead

>>75215330
http://bbs.clutchfans.net/index.php?threads/official-2016-17-nba-mvp-voting-tracker.281911/page-10

Currently has over a 100 point lead on Haren.

>>75215328
The new star UCONN player is hetero but she's a coal burner dating a UCONN football player.

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Heard you guys were talking shit about NCAA girls.

>>75215418
What do you mean "but"?

>>75215395
Not just a 100 point lead. Too win Doorstopper would have to get 10 voters to not only vote for him but leave Brodie off the Ballet. Add the fact that a lot more people will be putting Brodie first and Harden 2nd/third and you get basically a guaranteed win.

I pretty much gave up on the MVP positivity when I saw numerous analyst say if Westbrook would have averaged 9.9 assists or rebounds, they'd vote for Harden.

I lost faith in the voting system there.

>>75215502
literally copied a post from clutchfans

>>75215502
Wtf!!!! I wanna cry...
I feel like IM getting robbed of the trophy..
How can it be that the year harden is leading in MVP , they decide to announce after the playoffs and also five so many votes to espn crap writers.!!
Shoudve just been coaches and gms and ex NBA players

>22 first place votes already

WOW. Harden had 25 firstplace votes in 2014-15 with 100 more voters taken into account. Harden is getting absolutely exposed right now.

>>75215444
I just want a normal looking girl that's fit and likes basketball.

Is that too much to ask? I'm addicted to tomgirls too.

>>75211131
brogdon will win

>>75215502
I can't believe this is real life. Like these dudes can't be watching games. Westbrook is the most inefficient stat padder of all time.

>>75215554
Yeah... This is kinda embarassing. I was one of the few who thought this was atleast gonna be a close race but it seems like not only 2014-15 will be closer but almost every year besides last year.

>>75215554
People learned their mistakes from the Nash-Kobe-Shaq MVP voting years.

Never vote for a player with inflated stats due to a meme D'Antoni system.

Kobe deserved that MVP and Shaq was a better player than Nash and was on the same team.

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Are they having the wnba draft in a fucking hallway

>>75215637
Seems like it. But it's a nice hallway.

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THE FUCKING LITTLE GUY!!!!!

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>>75215619
THIS tbqh familia

how shook is the league

>>75215690
Poor man's Westbrook

>>75215690
Why the fuck are you posting this?

>is no longer the leading scorer in the 4th quarter
>his entire gimmick is a sham(rock!)
>manlet
>fraud #1 seed only due to Cavs choking
>awful team with the worst center in the NBA due to the worst FA signing in recent history

Warriors 4-1
Spurs 4-1
Clippers 4-3
OKC 4-3
Bulls 4-3
Cavs 4-0
Craptors 4-1
Wiz 4-2

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>yfw Westgod won MVP and /nba/ was right

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>>75215745
You are one sad deluded faggot

>>75215745
I know all that.
But I like Isaiah Thomas

I'm not gonna stop people from posting LeBron James even though he choked away 4 finals, and let Steph Curry take the spotlight away from him even though he won the last finals.

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>that feel when /ourguy/ literally won the MVP

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SUCK MY FUCKING DICK COCKSHIT FANS

>hur dur closest mvp ever but Harden will pull it out

Westbrook has already clinched the mvp and theirs less than thirty votes.

>>75215836

Lebron didn't really choke in 4 finals though. He shouldn't have even been in one of them. Dallas is really his only bad finals

Reminder that ESPN predicted Westbrook would win MVP with an 86% chance just before the voting started and they've accurately predicted the MVP winner for the last 4 years.

Las Vegas predicted he'd win MVP before the season started and before the voting started this week.

I wanna cry bros. I'm not even a thunder fan but the fact that westbrook got the MVP after durbeta left the thunder and averaged a fucking triple double is pretty cool and I'm glad I saw as many thunder games I could this season.

FUCK the cockshits and FUCK le door stopper pee pee man

>>75215897
I can make excuses for IT too, but I won't because I have more dignity than that.

>>75215900
>Rigged

>The smarter voters have gravitated towards Harden, there just might not be enough of them out there.
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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>>75215936
WE DID IT BROS

WE DID THIS

OUR UNWAVERING SUPPORT FOR WESTGOD THROUGHOUT THE YEARS WAS ALL FOR THIS MOMENT

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BRODIES

>caring about a regular season award when it's convenient for you

Steph Curry is too good for this league.

>>75215980
22-7 lmao.

The fact is that they can't leave Russ off the ballet. Harden has no way to catch up and anyone who votes Harden first will vote Russ second and give him more points. Literally only one person so far has Russ not at one/two.

>>75216033
I'm honestly so happy. This dude is my absolute favorite person ever and he deserves it. Soon... Is no longer a meme.

>>75212013

It's ok. They don't have Kevin McHale to bail them out with a free Kevin Garnett and a Seattle franchise being stolen that wants to tank in order to make the relocation process more successful.

>>75216093
Larry Bird might still care about us...

Our guy Royce Young voted for Westbrook!

>Westbrook in the clutch was the deciding factor for me. Statistically, OKC should be something like a 37-win team. His heroics got em to 47.

>>75212442

that video is godliek

>>75215980
Harden needs 70% of the remaining votes assuming everyone puts Westbrook at either 2nd/third on their ballad.

>Eric Hornes vote hasn't been accounted for yet

>literally works for the Oklahoman

You can crop up another 10 points for Russell.

>>75216203
Also he will undoubtedly win the fan vote so thats another 10.

>le door stopper pee pee meme d'antoni PG man

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>>75215502

I gave up on the MVP award as a concept when Jordan only won 6 of them.

>>75216125

>asked for the house and first born for pg13

He doesn't

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kek imagine if this happened. lakers lose their pick, bombston gets stuck with Ball, and hinkie gets 2 picks in the top 4

>>75216264

Based Bird rejecting them for not giving him a cool statue like Shaq

So any chance peer pressure goes into full affect tomorrow and Russ is unanimous?

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Nice to see that we finally striking back against the analytics nerds. This MVP to Westbrook is just the first step in our comeback to return the game to its most pure form.

Soon there will be no place for these unathletic bullied middle-aged white nerds. Go back to boreball where you belong!

>mfw im to intellectually superior to everyone and know that this draft is going to be a repeat of 2007

The real philosophical question is who will be the Greg Oden of this draft.

>>75216303
Oh god that'd be hilarious. Lakers keep getting worse and worse

>>75216324
basketball is at its most pure form with dominant big men

not little chucking niggers

>>75216303

Phoenix would 100% take Ball. Jackson or Fultz work for Boston. Not sure what philly would pick

>>75216336

Greg Oden was only a bust because he got hurt. Every time he stepped on the court in portland he looked great. I don't think any of the top picks this draft os a severe injury risk

If I'm Boston.

I'm 100% trading that draft pick on draft day when it goes #1.

Get PG13. He'll fit in perfectly.

>>75216404

but dooooooood dont you want markelle fultz!? aka lillard 2.0?!

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>this thread

thank god /nba/ will be back to normal after the inevitable first round exit for westchimp

>>75216444
I'm a Josh Jackson fan myself.

>@JLin7 says he doesn't believe Brooklyn will be a hard sell in free agency: "Players are already talking to us.

So who getting Curry, KD, Hayward? All three?

But seriously I can see us getting KCP and maybe Noel(hopefully Detroit won't match)? Dallas will match considering they traded for Noel. But doesn't hurt to try. Maybe Hardaway JR could be a target

I'm gonna keep posting clutchfags salt

>It's pretty apparent, all the dumb ****s who can't say more than "triple double" are voting for westbrook, whereas anyone with any semblance of advanced stats and historical knowledge of the vote is going Kawhi or Harden. People like Zach Lowe choosing Kawhi, because he doesn't want to piss anyone off.

>Harden would fare better if the votes were still private. The crowds won't hate a writer for voting to fan favourites like Kawhi or Westbrook. Having a ballot like Harden Kawhi Lebron Westbrook would have the fans calling for that writers head on a pike.

>Westbrook has got it. I lost 50 bucks on this, sucks, but as long as we smash the thunder who gives a ****.

>Finals MVP> MVP. Get it done!

>>75216404

It'll cost the nets pick, Brown, and 2/3 of Smart, Crowder, and Bradley. This is assuming they get the number 1 pick which odds are they won't

>>75216473
There is absolutely no way Curry leaves the Warriors.

Good chance KD might go back to Westbrook, Gordon Hayward might head down to beantown.

>co-worker bets me $20 that Cavs will win it all because he's a Cleveland homer
>also bets me $20 that Browns will have better record than the Jags
>bet him that GS will win it all in the NBA and that Jags will have better record than the Browns
>If neither of the NBA teams wins nobody gets any money

How should I spend his $40?

>>75216487
Christ if Rockets lose the first round series...

>>75216564
Gambling is immoral, and wrong.

>>75216487
>having voters be publicized is okay when steph becomes unanimous mvp
>it's bad when westbrook wins mvp
really gets my brain circulating