/hoc/

>>75207998
kek
>laffers think they'll win a game

Go Preds

so nervous

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Reminder that WILD will still bootyblast the bues and there is nothing you assmad queers can do about it

wasn't edmonton up 2-0?

>>75208027
this desu
unsustainable luck for a team that got dominated the whole game

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Anyone want Cody Ceci on their team? Trying to get rid of all the shitty busts that Bryan Murray drafted.

> imagine you are a Canadian
> living in Edmonton....
> your days consist of you breaking your balls, freezing your cock off working on an oil rig.
> you have literally nothing to live for because your wife hates you cause you don't spend enough time at home cause work.
> you have one team that makes you happy.
> It's the oilers
> You get tickets to last night's game after so much suffering
> they lose in OT
Is suicide a respectable choice for an edmentonian?

>>75208051
>lelnyk
will shottawa ever sellout again?

>>75208027
Kek admit it ahmed, the wild have been back peddling for awhile now. Your damage control is cute. But the wild are done.

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Fuck hockey. First for anime.

>>75208061
>> imagine you are a Canadian
>Is suicide a respectable choice for an edmentonian?

yes

>>75208081
spoken like a true finn

reminder that anyone who thinks the wild will knock out the blues is a retard

>>75208081
> anime
Get the gas

>52 shots and dominating the whole game
>back peddling
I know you missioourians only watch hockey during the playoffs but please try and lurk more my little buddy

>>75208104
+1 4chan points for this excellent post

>>75208104
reminder that anyone who thinks the blues will knock out the wild is a retard

>>75208109
>>75208116
Back peddling the end of the season you fucking inbred somolian.

>>75208121
>win 5 of 6
>backpedal
are all methheadsourians this retarded?

>>75208121
>i..i only meant the regular season you dumb dumb!!

https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2015/04/16/nhl-playoffs-who-root-if-you-dont-follow-hockey

>>75208128
> yotes
> avs twice
> canes

Amazing wins guys......kek

>>75208143
>moving the goalposts
sad!

the mild and blowjackets posters are so god damn annoying I hope they both get swept

you may only reply to this post if your team has scored at least one (1) goal last night

NOT SO FAST HABS FANS

>>75208112
GLUNPF

>>75208147
Im not. The wild went on a pretty bad posting streak then only got out of that losing streak by beating all the worst teams in the league to close out a season. Are wild fans actually this new to hockey? I know you guys arnt very familiar with how the playoffs work but keep up. Y'all are exposed and will get worked by the bloos.

T. Not blues fan

>>75208167
>t. methhead

>>75208167
Losing streak*

Fug that's what I get for phone posting

>>75208061
>> imagine you are a Canadian

no thanks

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STOP BULLYING CANADA

>>75208167
>Im not.
but you are.
you said they were backpedaling into the playoffs, but they won 5 of 6 to end the season, which you then said didn't count because bad teams
so which is it?

>>75208187
start winning games and we will

>>75208188
Beating up on bad teams isn't an accomplishment. I know you can't beat the good teams seeing how the playoffs are for you, so I guess I'll allow this consolation prize to calm your ass pain.

>>75208202
see you're still moving the goalposts lol

>>75208167
>Are wild fans actually this new to hockey?
>projecting this fucking hard
you shouldnt be allowed to post in /hoc/ if you have never played hokkei before desu

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>>75208211
And youre still mad. Take care of your self ahmed. Go out and collect those gibs.

>>75208232
not mad at all desu
it's interesting looking into the mind of a methhead and seeing how their train of thought derails when their argument gets btfo

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Post >yfw Toronto is the only Canadian team to win its first game.

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>>75208232
>i..i called him ahmed! XDDDd

>>75208202
>I know you can't beat the good teams seeing how the playoffs are for you
>this coming from a blues fan
holy lelmao

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>>75208225
Where did you develop that theory?

>Ruins win 1 game
>Bawwston suddenly thinks their elite

Snes felt bad for you guys and lack of offense in the 2nd so they threw the game to make you feel better.

>>75208245
nah, they win game 3 or 4 but that's it

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>>75208239
> Not mad at all
You're seething
>>75208247
Is commiesota not riddled with somolis?

>>75208270
>this butthurt
wew

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>all this autism

>>75208270
>I can't defend my original backpeddling argument so I'm going to start posting about somalis
jesus christ St Louie keep it together

>>75208283
Hello newfriend.

>>75208274
> be butt hurt
> I'll just says he's butt hurt!
> that'll show em!
Holy kek you're hilarious. My team is doing just fine bud. I got nothing to be butt hurt about.

>>75208283
they're not even talking about hockey any more they're just shouting

>>75208304
>My team

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Canada will you be my friend?

can we just ban the retarded bloos and mild fan already? both franchises are completely irrelevant

>>75208295
I can't even defend my point anymore because you're autism tries to take it out of context.

Obviously the wild went of a hilarious losing streak.

Yes they won 5 of 6 to dog shit teams when no one cares about the season anymore.

Yes the wild are losing first round.

Okay you were right the wild did okay to close out the season. Congrats!!

Will a single Canadian team win?

>>75208327
throw in ted and we got a deal

>>75208339
they might win a game or 2.
edm: 2
cgy: 1
ott: 2/3
tor: 1
mon: 2/3

>>75208333
can you both shut the fuck up? no one cares

>>75208339
I got the laffs winning in a surprising upset in 7

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when

>>75208353
> argue about hockey
> stop talking about hockey, I need to post cartoon girls and water bottles!

Fuck off. You're the reason every other general hates /hoc/. Dude old stale memes lmao!

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hey

>>75208371
>You're the reason every other general hates /hoc/
you have to go back

>>75208373
when he finally gets traded, where does he go? washington?

>>75207998
>The city of Laffos

>>75208339
If Ottawa keeps shitting on the >ruins like they did yesterday, >finnish goaltending is bound to meme it up so I'm not worried, yet.

>>75208371
>Dude old stale memes lmao!
t.newblood

>>75208371
>>75208333
dumb phoneposting faggot can't even write a paragraph. how fucking stupid are you that you can't have more than one thought?

>May 9th 2015

The last time Canada won a playoff game in hockey

>>75208405
>all the canadian teams got swept last year
huh, didn't know that desu

>>75208393
When does one become old gag?
>>75208397
Start arguing any time

>>75208420
No Canadian teams made it at all last year newfag, unless you're memeing

Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild

>>75208434
>No Canadian teams made it at all last year
that can't be right, canada is the nation of hockey? how could they miss the playoffs?

>>75208426
you really are stupid, but keep doubling down it's entertaining at least

>>75208420
>>75208434
literal retards

>>75208443
Not an argument

>>75208420
>>75208434
>>75208448
samefag

>>75208442
Because their best players play for American teams. That way Americans can pretend their country is relevant hockey-wise.

>>75208468
aw how cute the phoneposter is a /pol/tard. how old are you?

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>>75208481
why aren't canadians loyal?

>>75208487
> mad at /pol/ 4chans most popular board
You post on 4chan, every board is pol. Pol memes leak in everywhere.

>>75208495
its a job, need to chase a cheque

>>75208520
top kek. again, how old are you?

>>75208533
It's not a mad up thing. The traffic hits clearly show /pol/ Is most popular. Keep living under a rock. And I'm 22. Why are you so concerned with my age on an anonymous hockey forum?

>>75208533
fuck off retard

has binlan found shia yet?

>>75208562
>thinking popular is better
>thinking crossboard posting is good
>thinking linking your "memes" is good
meanwhile, /pol/ is nothing but retards screaming about someone's facebook post and making fun of someone else's flag.

yeah, it's lowest common denominator for losers on the internet, I liked it too when it was /new/ and I was a teenager

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>>75208487
>>75208533

>>75208597
again, do you think popular is good? by this metric you should be on reddit and facebook instead of here since they're more popular

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Holy hell this was a painful argument to read. Both of you need to to out and get laid.

>>75208611
Nobody is arguing popular=good faggot. He said /pol/ is 4chans most popular board, and so far no one is proving him wrong

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>>75208593
wow how very old and mature of you.

I only go on pol when something is happening otherwise yea youre right. But stop being such a cynical prick. Most memes are cross boards.Its all in good fun bud. No need to be so angry. Popular doesnt mean good, right again. Youre just mad at the one board that is keeping this shit heap of a site up. Why are you so angry at things people like that you dont? Did someone get triggered over the election?

>>75208643
nobody said it wasn't

Holy fuck, how amazing will it be if all Canadians get swept in the 1st round? It was embarassing watching the HNIC opening last night, bitching about how no canadian teams made the ploffs last year.

Canashits are bandwagon as fuck, almost worse than Finns.

>>75208644
literally everything in this post is false. the most hilarious thing is that you somehow think high traffic is good for the site. protip, it's bad

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Anyone have some dishwasher memes?

this is the worst /hoc/ I've ever been apart of

>>75208656
Cool so you guys are arguing with each other for the sake of arguing, just like little kids

>>75208656
hes mad at /pol/ memes on /sp/. Apparently baby cant handle 4chans overwhelmingly popular board leaking onto other boards.
>>75208487
>>75208533
This retard did

>>75208668
how nu are you? this is nothing desu

>>75208678
but he never said it wasn't the most popular board

>>75208679
I've been here for years and this is pretty fucking bad. More clipart and less autistic screeching

>>75208663
> high traffic is bad
Source

last time I checks admins said the site needs more ads for revenue cause theyre going broke. I think more people visiting would help with the money problem.

>>75208688
he scoffed at the notion it was most popular.

>>75208678
show me where I said that

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>>75208668
>>75208692
i agree desu

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>>75208668
Its pretty shit I agree

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This man walks into the playoffs and shoots his fat hot dog load all over your goalie

What the FUCK are you gonna do about it?

>>75208697
>he scoffed at the notion it was most popular.
where

>>75208711
ask him to fuck my sisterwife
t. ted from akron

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>>75208692
> clip art
dude monker
dude dish washer
dude bean
publix

Are we autistic for having a discussion or perhaps youre the autistic one for posting the same shit memes every day.

>>75208711
take away his mcdonalds

like holy fuck phil, you're a professional hockey player. lose a few pounds

>>75208727
>mad
>at memes

>>75208727
dumb phone posting faggot

>>75208702
>>75208716

>>75208520

>>75208533
here
> mad at /pol/ 4chans most popular board
You post on 4chan, every board is pol. Pol memes leak in everywhere.
You replied

> Top kek

What exactly is funny other than me not revealing my age to you? My guess was you thought pol being popular was funny

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>>75208769
you need to lurk a little more friendo

The only people more annoying than /pol/posters are the liberals who think every other board belongs to them and post their gay shit on them constantly when it belongs on /pol/ too.

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>>75208711
Ask him for his sister's phone number. Also tell him to murder sid.

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>>75208757
Switched to my computer to do some work for finals :^)

>>75208769
>pol
stop doing this phoneposting kiddo. top kek was that the whole post was hilarious of you to make. it's literally hurr we r lejunn

>>75208789
see
>>75208785

Anyways Im done here. Think we derailed this thread enough. Ill let the leafs take over

Latvia never had a chance

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>>75208727
Eat shit and die faggot.

Is that enough discussion for you¿

phoneposters should be gassed

dumber than grease desu

>>75208802
you make no posts on merit, every single post in this thread is you either screaming hurr leaf or hurr meth missouri. you fit in on /pol/ because posts are worthless there, that's why there's no post cooldown

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>>75208808
Nice one friend.

> all these people mad at people posting from their phones cause theyre not cooped up on their battle station 24/7.

>>75208823
I believe you got the wrong guy. I was shitting on the mild. As of now I am a bloos fan for the shake of shit posting

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post >yfw this thread

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>>75208815
that is a VERY grave accusation. Please make sure you actually meant it.

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@75208727

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ITT: we fix this thread.
Ill start

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>>75208836

>>75208876
>let's redditpost!
why?

>>75208824
>being such a loser you have to post on 4chan in public

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>no armenian posts
>no norwegian posts
>no greek posts
>no slovakian posts
shouldnt this thread be really good?

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>>75208876
Why are you so obsessed with the wild? Half of your posts are about them.

This thread is objectively good

>>75208911
It's really not that bad.

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Murray has no public timetable for return

Why do people watch KHL when every year anybody knows Magnitogorsk will take the cup?

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>>75208876
>mad
>at pups

>>75208929
SHITSBURGH BTFO

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St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.

>>75208930
I don't think anyone watches KHL

>>75208939
not really

>>75208943
>that shirt
ugh fucking disgusting

>>75208943
>all dem tats
stl typical

>>75208939
>The backup is unironically better than the starter

I believe shittsburgh is quite the opposite of blown out actually

>>75208911
I am watching the u18 skoda cup. We are playing wih you guys.

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>>75208911
Why is that dog so concerned?

psst, euros, i fixed hoc >>75208942

>>75208952
When i post in /hoc/ threads, some Germans and Finns, seeing my flag, always want to talk about KHL with me. I wonder if they really watch such boring shit somewhy called hockey league

>>75208983
>ted

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>>75208943
>Playoff Beard

>>75208911
>being this butthurt over Wild

>>75208939
If their opponents weren't the Columbus ''muh streak'' Blue Jackets, I might have agreed.

>>75208979
>Fleury is better than Murray
>babbies first playoffs
you won't be saying that when he inevitably chokes

>>75209035
go back to studying

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Reminder

>>75209071
clm will never win a series
dropped

>>75209071
>reddithawks
>oilels even beating the sharts let alone analslime
terrible fucking bracket, an embarrassment to our flag

>>75209101
all you care about is flags

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>>75209012
Don't ever fucking accuse me of being Ted. I supported the Akron meme when Canada was unable to. I also shit on the blowjobs autist whenever he looks for affirmation.
Fuck you.

-Edward in Edina

>>75209071
Shorka this bracket is all kinds of wrong

>>75209071
>only 3 first round series correct
embarrassing

>>75209101
every post with you

>>75209122
kys chubs

>>75209090
>>75209101
>>75209125
>>75209128
Pls stop bully. Post your brackets so i can see how masters do it. I threw in some memes cause I didn't think 1st round will be chalk.

>>75209035
Yeah fleury totally wasn't in the net that 09 cup run xD

>>75208983
Hmm, are you the cat guy from /ck/?

>>75209144
Fuck off eh

>>75209152
>8 years ago
it's a good thing he doesn't age and stays in his prime forever right?

>>75209161
;_;

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>>75209144
Ill show you a meme bracket out of kindness the real bracket must stay a secret

>>75209159
No he just posts his pictures all the time in hopes that someone like you will ask him about it

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>>75209136
>thinking chubbs would ever falseflag where he is from
>thinking he would pick a metro town
Lurk more

-Luke in Little Canada

>>75209166
It's a good thing he's a fucking goalie and not going up and down the ice then eh?

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Is Death Grips the most /hoc/ band there is?

>>75209166
last year was his best season Ted

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>have bet $1000 CBH won't make it through the first round
>don't even watch hockey

Any chances of winning?

/hoc/ is nigger

>>75209166
>h-h-he's a choker!!!
>But he won the cup with them in 09 as the starting goalie
>uhh h-h-he's old!!!

Sad!

>>75209229
>t. NiggerBA

>>75209183
:(

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WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL YUROTRASH ON /HOC/ GAMBLING ADDICTED JUNKIES

FUCK OFF GET OFF MY BOARD GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF

>>75208373
hey daddy

>>75209208
>thinking goalies don't have a much more limited prime age than every other position
Shittsburgh hockey """knowledge"""

>>75209248
no need to lose your cool friend

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>rustheads get excited about fucking ikea
wew, is there a shittier state than ohio?

>>75209265
this is not hockey

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>>75209159
Nah just appreciate his threads

>>75209183
>all the time
Are you mad at one of the few good threads on /ck/ or Patti?

>>75209258
Go ahead and show me where fleury has regressed to the point where he's not "in his prime" anymore. If anything Murray coming in lit a fire under his ass to play better again

>>75209265
>faggot hipsters are not in every city in the world, just columbus

>>75209258
Ted if you had played hockey you'd know your post is wrong, goalies are good later in careers

>>75209269
could ikea build a better defense than the jykkets?

>>75208911
i blame myself, i made the first anti wild shitpost and started an argument

>>75207998
Anyone else feel bad for Kris Letang? He seems like a nice guy considering he's a francophone redneck. It's crazy that he had a stroke and all these injuries. He had neck surgery today. Rough luck man

>>75209211
The dark third is the official band of /hoc/

>>75208943
you need to be banned from /hoc/. what the fuck do you have against us?

The wild and blowjackets will both lose in the first round. Their autism killed them

there are actual faggots ITT who don't think the >wild are taking home the cup

absolutely SAD

>>75209271
>Nah just appreciate his threads
Fair enough

>>75209328
Absolutely ZERO finish on that team

I R O N I C

>>75209337
they actually have a lot of finnish

>>75209337
open up your mouth kid I'll show you some finnish

>>75209211
Fleetwood Mac or Avril Lavigne is/are our official recording artists

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Order is restored itt. All thanks to pic related

>>75209354
>sc
retard

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>>75209144
150IQ Grandmaster coming through

>>75209341
Come to the giant center in Hershey and my bros will take turns licking your ass on and off the ice you fucking faggot

>rush
>tragically hip
>five for fighting

>>75209211
they're shit

I need a team to root for.
Who are the bad guys?
Toronto or Washington?

>>75209285
All of the oldest players now and in history have been defensemen or forwards you retard, flexibility is the first thing that begins to decline in your 30s

>>75209359
our brackets are nearly identical

>>75209372
toronto literally always

>>75209372
Root for the flames Matthew Tkatchuk is playing his idols team tonight so he's going to play like a fuckin asshole

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>mfw I won't see the Predators hoist the stanley's because I get shipped to basic in 4 days

Feels bad bros

>>75209372
Reddithawks are the villain.
Caps are the 'hero'.
Anaheim is the older, ex-champion who still puts up a good fight.
Montreal is the dark horse antihero.
Calgary is the young team with big ambitions but lacking depth.
Toronto is the comic relief character.

>>75209372
Anyone but the hawks, caps, rags, penguins, or flames

>>75209362
i'm in the giant center right now I don't see anyone, no surprise you pussied out. You and your faggot friends need to get a clue

>>75209401
Replace Calgary with Edmonton and perfect, down to forgetting Ottawa exists

>>75209412
Come down the road to Red Robin we're carbing up so we have energy to lick your ass all night you fuckin PUSSY

>>75209265
Columbus doesn't have an IKEA?
We even got one in this shithole winnepag before they did

3 reasons why the jackets lost last night,
1. MAF, they had practiced to go up against murray who 7 minutes before the game started got injured, the jackets had no game plan for that which was stupid
2. the offense of the penguins played better D than their regular defense.
3. turn overs

>>75209071
>>75209178
>CBJ
>ever advancing the first round let alone make it to the finals
>in any playoffs
>in history or beyond
STOP MOCKING US YOU CUNT WE KNOW WE'RE SHIT

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>>75209401
> hawks the villain
> implying being the bad guys doesnt feel amazing
Loving this

>>75209373
Are you actually trying to argue he's too old?

What's Slava Voynov up to these days?

>>75209441
What part of meme bracket did you not understand

>>75209439
anyways its only game 1

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>Hey kiddo, the REAL playoffs start today. And you're going to need a REAL drink to watch the games with. Here, have a DASANI on the house. Coca-Cola's state-of the art reverse osmosis filtration process ensures that every sip is the best sip.

>Catch you on the flip side, kid, and enjoy the game. You know where to find me for more fresh, crisp DASANI.

>>75209448
>filthy frank/reddithawks fan

just end it my dude

>>75209448
>this post
>that picture

I bet you're 15

>>75209315
I found it funny when Dubnyk won the Mastorton over Letang. Being shit>having a stroke I guess.

-Oscar in Oakdale

>>75209441
I unironically think the jackets will make it that far desu. Sorta a meme but at the same time if the pongs have a bad series and the caps will always cap, the playoffs look decent

also, history means nothing in the playoffs, just look at Carolina when they won the Stanley cup, absolute memerey, look at the black hawks, they were fucking jokes before they won the cup

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>>75209448

>>75209480
Anyone can have a stroke; not everyone can turn their career around.

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>>75209466
>>75209476
> he doesnt like dank FF reaction images
SAD!

>>75209211
No this is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLYoJgbybes

>>75209401
Can you equate these to Marvel characters, I'm from Akron and not gettin it

>>75209511
great band desu

>>75209506
are you talking about mcdavid? because he just had a stroke last night, on the ice

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>>75209510
shit-tier taste in youtube comedians tbqh

>>75209381
Maybe this. As a slovak it is my main duty to root for the hawks too because of Panik. They wanted him to die in Toronto.
Based quenneville managed to bring him back from the dead.

>>75209372
>>75209401
this but

>pongs are the lesser evil villain
>mild is the good friend who is slain by the big bad
>notes are written out of the TV adaptation
>bruins are the mean mercenaries
>preds are lesser good guys
>shorks are the edgy silver-hair anime guy who sides with the good guys but only for his own ambitions
>coilers are the guys led by the handsome prince
>rags

>>75209454
His decline has been telegraphed for a few years now, hence why he's been replaced. They wanted to trade him this year but he was too old for any team that needed a goalie to build upon. It's funny how after one game pongs fags forgot all about the shittalking they did about him all season long. Can't wait to taste your tears when he JUSTs your playoffs up

>>75209538
I remember seeing this guy on the news. Didnt he commit all the recent terror attacks? Any chance I can get a run down?

>>75209480
I mean they gave it to Jagr a while back for no reason other than "he's old" when Staal was coming back from almost losing an eye

>>75209277
his starting spot has been taken by a man whos 5 hole is wider than your mothers vagina

>>75209211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGGSU2Vi7TM

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>fat
>ugly
>no money
>no gf
>no friends
>no education
>no job
>no courage to kill myself

Maybe I'll die in my sleep if I just wish for it enough.

gabriel carlson is a meme

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>>75209587

>>75209597
Starve yourself and never leave your room

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>>75209597
Join the military

>>75209560
His best season was last year.

>>75209597
how the fuck do you even not have an education
it's harder not to get one than to get one because of peer pressure

>>75209597
>finnland
>no education

You must be a really fucked up individual. Last month I attended a conference in Helsinki where they showed us an elementary school and it was fucking amazing.

>>75209597
>hokkie still exists

>>75209583
His starting spot was taken because he was injured and Murray proved himself behind the net in a clutch playoff run. That's literally the only reason Murray starts over him, because its definitely not from his god tier glove side

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>>75209506
Never thought of it like that. Thank you for the new perspective.

~~Connor in Coon Rapids

nashville is gonna lose like 3-0 tonight but they'll win the series
t.futureman

>>75209597
instead of being a fat whiny bitch get off your ass and make some changes you fucking pussy

>>75209632
Finnish elementary schools have unironically stopped teaching subjects

>>75209657
If >my team doesnt win i really hope the preds do

I've figured out how Calgary can beat Anaheim. We just have to seriously maim or injure
>Getzlaf
>Kesler
>Perry
And then the team is garbage

Gonna be a Golden Knights fan, 2bh m8s. I've always wanted a hometown team. Really sick of rooting for Buffalo teams just because my dad is from there

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Looking good if I were to say so myself

>>75209635
honestly, watching fleury make the jackets go limp dicked really makes me think hes better than murray, if murray was in the game last night i believe the jackets would have torched him

>>75209627
Last year was one of the few years the pongs had a healthy blueline.

https://hockey-graphs.com/2014/03/21/how-well-do-goalies-age-a-look-at-a-goalie-aging-curve/

Goalies age terribly

>>75209669
Except they arent also good luck getting away with it. Anahiem are a bunch of goons and will kill calgary first.

>>75209578
I think they interpret the "dedication to hockey" part differently among the panel and get pressure from the top to give it to big names

I still don't get the Dubnyk one tho

-Mickard from Tucson

>>75209597
You still have your memes

The leafs will win the cup idiots

>>75209689
not during the season they didn't. Just stop you keep moving the goal posts and your facts are wrong and this is dumb

>>75209459
Meme if it there is some possibility it might actually happen through random bullshit. It is a universal law that the BJs will never even lay a single molecule on that cup.
>>75209495
No they won't, even if they kill the penguins they're going to die to the Capitals in a series blowout. The shittiest wild card team has a better chance at winning the cup than the BJs.

>>75209733
No I don't you dumb fucking rustbelt faggot, my point has been clear the entire time. You better hope Murray comes back soon, your cup hopes die with him

>>75209750
I dont even have the right teams on that bracket desu

>>75209756
And now you turn personal because yes all you do is move goal posts. Retard

>>75209756
>>75209733
he's right, fleury is far an away better than murray, it will end if murray doesnt come back, or the jackets can figure out fleury

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does he stay another year

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>>75209674
>oilers
>looking good

Heading to Zaxbys lads, want anything?

>>75209839
Get me a wings and things

You get money by having a job.
You get a job by applying for one, or getting an education first depending on your age and abilities.

You get a gf by getting a job, losing some of that weight, and being yourself. :)
You lose weight by working out or simply eating less, which in turn will result in more money.
You get friends by being nice and a person people like to be around.

Being an introverted Finn, I suspect you're also low on vitamin d, which would contribute to your depression. I'd suggest popping two of these /day in the winter, and one in the summer when you get some sun exposure. https://www.iherb.com/pr/Healthy-Origins-Vitamin-D3-5-000-IU-540-Softgels/55823

So in short, get a job and be yourself.

>>75209781
Blow Jackits blew that game themselves with a terrible second period, if they can maintain a 60 minute game they easily win.

>>75209839
Get me a chicken finger sandwich with extra zax sauce in the side

>replying to the trip

>>75209386

>Joining the United States military
>in 2017

the fuck is wrong with you?
Try not to get fucked up too bad while you protect some rich fucker's oil money, you brainless slave.

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>>75209597
>fat
Not hard to change that.

>no job
Any shit job will add routine to your life. Just find the shittiest one you can an move on from there.

>no gf
Find some 2/10 hoor. It will be motivation to move up.

Just think, at least you don't live in Syria or Iraq.

>>75209674
Holy lel that's bad

>>75209900
Meant for you. >>75209597

>>75209913
>not replying to ted from akron
GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW YOU NORMIE PIECE OF SHIT

>being a trip
>2019 jets' cup - 2.666666667

>>75209915
Fuck off to leddit or Somalia you fucking faggot

Hockey isn't even a sport

>>75210010
Is ur mum a athlete

Skating is literally an activity for children

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Laughing SO HARD at the Wild

>>75210010
APOLOGIZE

>>75209499
mde never dies

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Are we all tripping for the rest of the thread?

How many goals will the laffs lose by tonight?

>>75210046

>"wild in 5! Allen can't stop 50 shots every game!"

>implying the wild will put up 50 shots every game

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>>75210010
>k

>>75210087
Yes
5-1 caps

Who will have the lowest shot per game average?
Blues, Ruins, Boilers, or Laffs?

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What a meme game

You don't know what are you missing. It turns out kids hockey is pretty good too

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explain this finland

Oh look, Shitvakia is back from his forced vacation.

I can at least sort of understand when people call things like badminton a sport. That requires running and athleticism. But hockey is just some meatheads wrapped in padding skating around on a circle of ice. Occasionally they drift in to each other and collide like idiots, at least they have all that padding to keep them safe.
>>75210087 just look at this guy, he's literally wearing a retard helmet

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thoughts?

>>75208051

Ceci isn't even the worst prospect he's drafted
>Traded pick that got Tarasenko for Rundblad
>Rundblad turned into Turris (kek)
>Cowen instead of literally anybody else like Ellis or Leddy
>drafted Lehner and Silfverberg and traded them both before they were given a real shot
>Zibanejad over Schiefele, Hamilton, Brodin
>Noesen and Puempel instead of Rakell, Gibson, Saad, Kucherov

>>75210233
Almost not terrible