Jesus christ, what the fuck happened?!

>>75205917

Mendes

>>75205917
he was never good to begin with

>>75205917
One of many talents who thought that they could play an important role at bayern, but forgot that they aren't a club for talent development.

Anderson 0.5

He reminds me of Royston Drenthe.

>Richard sherman

fresh nigger dicks

>poor family
>dream of becoming a professionnal footballer like your idols and play at real/barca/juve/manu/bayern one day
>a few years down the road the big club is actually willing to sign you for an enormous fee
>can't resist
>warm the bench for years as your talent wither away from not actually playing much
>5 years later people in the street tell you how much you remind them of that promising lad that could have been great. What was his name?

i can't wait to see what team Mendes will ruin in the 2017/18 season.

>>75206124
Waka Flocka Flop

Completely over-rated and over-hyped.

Gelson is the real deal.

>>75205917
He is maybe like 33 years old or so, and starts to becoming worse due to old age.

Name a single good Bayern transfer except Lewandowski since they won the CL.

>>75206350
thiago

>>75205917
>implying his birth certificate is legit

>>75206350
Hummels is kinda decent

>>75206360
This.
>>75206382
Also, this

>>75206360
he's good but injured too often
>>75206382
the most important game of the season and he's injured, they might as well have kept badstuber, no need for hummels in the bundesliga.

>>75206429
Ancelotti is a complete Thiagobabby. Bayern's positional play isn't even close to how good it was under Pep, and Thiago is the guy that makes it work nonetheless. If Buyern didn't have Thiago, they'd struggle just as they did against Hoffenheim.

And if we apply your argument concerning Hummels consistently, Lewandowski would be a shit player, since he was unavailable for the Real match.

>>75206460
No, because Lewandowski is probably Bayern's most important player in all competitions, while Hummels was specifically brought on for the big games in the CL.

>>75205917
the expected happened

every sane person here in Portugal knew he would flop at bayern

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>>75205926
>>75206165
good to know that spaniards are also redpilled on The Mendes

Is Coman also flopping?

ffs

>>75206606
>spaniards are also redpilled on The Mendes

not enough, he is still doing his shit for Valencia next season

bayern's era of relevance is over

Lahm chose the perfect year to retire, they won't get close to winning for the next few years

>>75206165
Since Monaco seems to be doing the best out of the Valencia-Benfica-Atletico-Monaco rollercoaster, probably them.

If that's the case I hope based Leonardo leaves.

>>75206764
You could see that coming from miles out. Coman is fast, but that's pretty much it. He's Walcott-tier.

>>75206804

>Mendes ruins teams
Every team of that list is successful given their condition except for Valencia.

Tbf you should add Porto and Hull to the list to prove Mendes may be harmful to the teams. Braga and Rio Ave are not much affected I'd say

>>75206826
What I'm saying is that he isn't flopping. How many examples do you have of 19/20 yr olds playing at CL contenders?

>>75206764
The black Walcott

Portofag here, and, to be honestly fair, although Benfica cucks say he is Eusébio reincanated, he is "young" and still has time to truly prove himself

>>75205969
>>75205977
>>75206124
>>75206587
This

>>75206330
>Gelson
Lol

>>75206833
Hey, Hull will win Premier League next year!

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>>75206330

>comparing Gelson with Sanches
>comparing absolute different positions and roles
Typical Çapurting fuckwit

played "well" in the memeest league in the world.

>>75206350
Kimmich

>>75206606
the cancer who killed football

>>75206845
And who is the white Walcott?

>>75206350
Vidlel

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>>75206780

This. They need to replace Ribery, Lahm, Robben and Xabi Alonso in the next two years and their transfers in this respect have been absolutely shit so far.

>>75208261
They will just buy Dembele, Weigl, Pulisic

>>75208261
Even if they buy shit it will still be enough to wun Bundes

Is Mendes the Soros of football?

>>75208261
They will just continue to buy all of the best players from Dortmund and Leverkusen to dominate the German league.

I GO HARD ON THE MU'FUCKIN' PAINT NIGGA

>>75208509
>dese bitchez luv sosa rarri's and rovers

>>75206833
Hey mendes, get out of here

>>75206980
Ross Barkley. Zero brain, just tries to use tricks to get past opposing players, no matter how many times he gets dispossessed in the process

>>75208490
LEAVE YOU STANKIN' NIGGA

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>>75208509
Do you remember the episode in which she wuz kangz n shiet?

>>75205917
He never improved past his 28th birthday and is basically a shit Bebe.

Bayern just need to go back to signing ethnic Germans. Multicultural Bayern sucks.

>>75209714
This.

Can't wait until buyern buys Paulinho so they can have a real midfield

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>>75208384
>>75208428
>>75208446
As much as it pains me to admit, but you're probably right.

Obamayang, Dembele, and Our Lord and Savior CHRISTian Pulisic will all be Bayern members within three years' time.

>>75210436
meant to reply too >>75208460 instead of >>75208446

>>75206833
Go away, Mendes.

>>75206350
Douglas costa

>>75211407
He is shit

>>75208261
Buyern will buy all the good players from the bundes in the next two seasons so who cares? Obama, Weigl, Goretzka, Dembele and maybe a Real reject too, Hamez or Isco are the easiest choices

>>75210325
This tbqh.

>>75205917
He went too HARD IN THE MOTHERFUCKING PAINT NIGGA

>>75208261
>reus,passlack,dembele and weigl

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>>75209402

I can't believe they spent 50m on a 26 year old.

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>>75214118

>>75211701
As he said, absolute shit, Dembele aside.

>>75214235
Is he a pedophile or why is he playing with a child?

>>75206606
(((portuguese))) have high levels of sephardic ancestry.

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>>75213859
got the unedited photo in a bigger solution?

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>>75216074
True

>>75216119
Use jewgle fgt

>>75216174
I tried. But I didn't really knew what I was searching for. Not speaking portuguese didn't helped either. Thanks anyway portubro

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>>75216219
imagesearch you clueless twink

>>75216270
yes, I know but it didn't worked. And searching for stuff like "X portuguese footballer fashion", Rui Costa 90s" etc. didn't worked either.
But thanks again.

*with almost 2m in height I think that I'm a bit to tall for a twink.

>>75216074
how do you think (((we))) managed to hold a such a wide sea empire for a few centuries, despite having such a low population?

>>75216507
You, my kind sir, are a lil braintwink

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>>75216585
:'(

POST THE PASTA

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>>75205917
Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop
Chief Keef ain't bout this, Chief Keef ain't bout that
My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them
He, he they say that nigga don't be putting in no work
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Y'all niggas ain't know shit
All ya motherfuckers talk about
Chief Keef ain't no hitta Chief Keef ain't this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Ya'll don't live with that nigga
Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet
Shootin' at the police and shit
Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don't know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that
Them niggas savages out there
If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I'm fucking beating they ass! I'm not fucking playing no more You know those niggas roll with Lil' Reese and them

>>75206606

literally cucks man united too

>>75210436

Makes me sad too man.

I went to Munich in August and didn't see any Bayern shirts, went to other cities and you saw actual support. Fuck them.

>>75205917
Bitches don't love Sosa anymore

>>75217799
>I went to Munich in August and didn't see any Bayern shirts
I heard it's the same in Turin. Almost everybody from there is FC Torino supporter, only outside of Turin the people support Juventus.

>>75217981
I spoke to an Italian a few months ago and he said that most Juve supporters are southern italians lmao

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>>75217981

Munich though you didn't have 1860 shirts either. Everyone just wore designer clothes them fucking bavarians. Met a cool guy in a Warsaw hostel who insisted he wasn't German but Bavarian. And their accent compared to the rest of Germany eugh, Ichzzzshh instead of a nice Ichk.

What city are you from? Hamburg I saw some shirts but around St Pauli there was a proper football vibe there. Some muslims outside the ground wanted us to get comfy and drink, put down our stuff and run off with it no doubt, we sent them away for you.

>>75218017
I can totally believe this because they have no big clubs in the south except for Napoli, and since Napoli can't compete with the North they just choose to support Juventus.

>>75218061
I'm from Mainz.

Yeah, you don't see many people in germany with kits, if they are not about to go to a football match or doing sport themselves. I see more often turks or even italians with kits than i do see germans.

>>75217799
That's because Syrians "support" RM.

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>>75218212

True guess you don't have a working class football culture like us. These chav lads fucking live and breathe their club.

>>75205917
What did /sp/ mean by calling this guy "Sosa" in the Euro 2016?

>>75218420
THESE BITCHES LOVE SOSA
O END OR NO END
FUCKING WITH THEM O BOYS
YOU GON' GET FUCKED OVER

you hate him because he's black

>>75224220
No, I hate him because he is the only famous player with my name and he is a fucking Moor!

>>75224235

Lisboa a arder when?

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>>75224252
Soon, brother, soon...

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PUT ON THA BENCH
THATS THE SHIT I DONT LIKE
GET ME SUBBED ON IM SHOOTING ON SITE

Bayern rarely have luck with black players.

Boateng, Ze Roberto and Elber are the only black transfers that really worked for them.

Will he move on in the summer or just happy collecting cash?

>>75224848
he is 33, he will probably just collect as much cash money he can

>>75206845
>implying Walcott is white

Abdul , pls.

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>>75217799
>>75217981
Yeah it's the same in Oporto - people support Boavista. Only immigrants and people who live in the suburbs support Oporto FC. Apart from that you have plenty of benfiquistas ofc

>>75205917
I believe he had malignant skin cancer on his toe, refused to get it amputated and it spread. He tried to fly back to Jamaica but ended up dying in Florida instead.

His son made the theme song to Arthur.

>>75206606
Wolves fan here, save us from the Mendes circle

>>75217203
why wasn't this in the first few posts goddamn, sp slippin
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tMi71guDoBs

>>75225045
This.

He will probably move to China next year or so.

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>>75225486
I don't think Boavista has that many supporters tbqh, and this was told to me by ppl living in or close to Porto.
A shame, I really fancy their checkered kit and emblem.

As for immigrants, that's true.
>mfw watching Vitória de Setúbal vs Oporto live and the away stands are full of niggers wearing blue scarves and shirts

>>75206857
Does Portugal have a lot of niggers? And from where?

And this was the fucker who scared against in the Euros, baka senpai

>>75206124
>What was his name?
Freddy Adu

>>75227057
not at the same level as France and Britain but yes

Angola, Cape Verde and other former colonies

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>>75227073
A
FUCKING
CLEANING
APPLIANCE

>>75227075

also Mozambique, I fucked a half portuguese half mozambican girl 3 years ago when she was on erasmus here, she was fucking gorgeous.

>>75225486
This is a lie, most people in the city of Porto support FC Porto. Although there is also a great number of Boavista supporters. And, of course, Salgueiros

>>75206350
Vidal

1017 BRICKSQUAAAAAD CARTEL NIGGA JURASSIC PARK NIGGA

>>75224684
>forgetting based Kuffour

>>75205917
he is moortuguese

>le ""good looking"" nigga with ""nice"" dreadlocks

>>75228803
>

Guerreiro being a better CM than this guy is kinda hilarious.

>>75231382
but also highly predictable

>>75231510
>highly predictable
How?

Guerreiro is a LB.

>>75209714
Ethnic Germans are shit nowadays, is like saying France should bring on only ethnic frenchmen, their NT would immediately revert to being shit.

>>75231532
Guerreiro likes to attack and do triangle plays a lot, it wasn't that hard to picture him as an attacking midfielder

he turned 30

>>75216074

even better: mendes is actually a new christian (jews forced to convert to the catholic church) surname

>>75225542
There is no going back.

>>75231940
In the last world cup final out of 14 German players 12 were ethnic German.

>>75233782
>boateng
>hummels
>ozil
>klose
>ethnic
That explains a lot about Germany, kek,

>>75233782
>Ethnic
>German

>>75233896
yeah you mentioned boateng and özil, the two aforementioned non ethnic germans and then klose and hummels who are both ethnic german, so .. where's the argument?

>>75233948
>klose and hummels
>ethnic german
Klose is literally a polack, m8.

>>75234057
>he doesnt know what the prussian empire is

learn some history my simian friend, west polacks are ethnic germans who speak polish

and hummels is german u ignorant nigger

>>75234057
Klose could only immigrate to Germany because he's got Aussiedler status, which is ethnic Germans stranded outside of Germany after WW2. The description "ethnic German" was literally invented for people like him.

And there's not a single indicator that Hummels is not German, I don't get where people get the idea from. Did Goebbels look like Dolph Lundgren?

>>75234168
>>75234259
Huh, I actually didn't knew that, fuck me I guess. Thanks for teaching me (not being ironic, I really had no idea about that).

He's not doing that badly for a 37 year old

>>75205917
he should have went to dortmund or monaco or tottenham

I GO HARD IN THE MOTHAFUCKIN PAINT NIGGA
YOU STANK NIGGA

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>>75234579

>admitting you're wrong on the internet

Reddit is that way, friend

>>75206777
Valencia has fallen for every single meme ever since a Manure fan bought them

>>75234168
lol

>>75245725
lel

le peak in the euro's man