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>>75203719
>not a minnesota thread
laughing SO HARD at minnesota
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>canada
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Laughing SO HARD at Edmenton
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>COILERS

>BLOWN

>THE

>FUCK

>OUT

SUCK MY DICK HAHAHA KEEP WHINING ABOUT THE REFS

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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BURN ALL EARLY FAGS AT THE STAKE AND THEN TRIP FAGS WITH THEM
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>Canadian teams in charge of winning home playoff games
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Lundqvist: 1
/hoc/: 0

>not being one of two who voted that Lundqvist would shut the habs beens out
lmao tbf
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>rags
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current bracket for your use/pleasure
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>>75203719

Picks for tomorrow?

>craps over laffs
>reddithawks over perds
>flim flams over cucks
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>Oilers out-shot 44-19 at home

How HIGH do you even have to BE to DO something like that?
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>>75203730

>52 SOG against Minnesota

lol. Boudreau is about to turn red and sweaty again
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Laughing SO HARD at the Mild
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coilers and shorks both got 1 PP goal

there was no refpuck
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>>75203759
Preds beat hawks, regulation.
Craps win 3-0 or allow a goal or two
Films win in OT
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>Mcmeme already getting frustrated
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>boilers
>11 years
>lose
W E W
E
W
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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron, Minnesota Wild and Connor McSecondary.
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>>75203774
Exactly. Oilniggers are complainers. They have always been and I say fuck em. Hope their asses get swept.
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>>75203438
lel
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>>75203759
>>75203778
>Flames
>winning in Anaheim
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The sharks made me so hard boys
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>0-3
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Weren't the Oilers winning? What happened?
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>Habs
>Snes
>Oilers
All lost today. Canada's return to the playoffs has started with grim results.
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>>75203792

>le analheim is invincible at home meme
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>>75203805
Yes they were up 2-9
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>>75203807
against the flim flams? yes
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>>75203801
the leafs will reverse this tomorrow
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>>75203799
Same. That's the Donskoi and Hertl I fell in love with last spring.
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>all these delusional coilers fags who thought they were already guaranteed round 2 just because they got a 2-0 lead
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>>75203792
Anaheim overrated af
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>go to Sharks vs. Oilers gamethread
>ctrl + f "ref"
>28 results

kekekekek
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>>75203807
It's not that they're invincible. It's that the Flames literally haven't won there in over a decade. If it was another team maybe they'd have a chance but not Calgary.
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>game starts
>ALL THESE OILER FANS EVERYWHERE
>Laughing at the sharks
>now
>HAHAHAH FUCKING OILERS

where did all the oiler fans go?
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>>75203739
>This was a case of the refs deciding the game and not the teams
>44 - 19 SOG
okay m8
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>Wild lose and all the Finns abandon the thread
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2 goal lead is the worst lead in hockey. Oilers fans need to remember.
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>2nd round here we come!
HOLY LEL
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>>75203836
I stayed up all night for this game. IT'S 9 AM.
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>>75203791
is this just how they wave hello in alberta
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>>75203836
Why don't Finns bandwagon WINNING teams? Don't they know that if a team has a Finn on it, they will never win?
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>>75203834
Has any other fanbase gone from 0-100 so quickly before accomplishing anything?
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NEWS
>McCuckold got exposed tonight
>Jackets, particularly Bobrovsky are memes all along
>Minnesota (despite the loss) are for real
>Nobody cares about Bruins vs Sens
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Call up Pulju NOW
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>>75203851
But the last two cup winners had Finns
??????
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>>75203822
hertl has really stepped up the last few games

especially when mcdavid's on the ice, he's essentially shutting him down which essentially shuts down edmonton entirely
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>>75203759
laffs, cocks, lames
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>>75203855
Cantpucks
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>>75203840
>oilcucks were literally talking about facing anaheim with 2 periods left to go in the first fucking game
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The pens' announcers are absolutely fucking dreadful. It cannot be said enough.

"Phil the thrill can fire the pill!"
"And the fans are on their feet showing their aprishiation...for the flower!"
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>experience doesn't matter
>don't even know how to play in the playoffs
>get fucking DOMINATED by the slowest, oldest most beat up team in the league
coilers are fucking D O N E, mcgaykid's career is D O N E
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lol parise wouldn't even make team canada
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>>75203855
The McBenchpoints dicksucking is honestly too much.
I'm literally burned out of McMeme and it has been 2 seasons.
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What do you think is going through their heads?
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>>75203856
>>Jackets, particularly Bobrovsky are memes all along
that's not news
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>>75203834
>game threads in the playoffs when half of the league is watching
>expecting anything other than them laughing at the losing team
m8 half the posters in every thread don't actually have a rooting interest in the teams participating

If the Caps lose tomorrow I will shitpost about them sucking shit, but if the win I'll be all about shitting on the Laffers

>>75203855
Chiarelli doesn't know what he's doing though
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>>75203849
Laughing SO HARD at bandwagon Finns
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>>75203807

>25 consecutive home game wins against falmes
>beat falmes 4 -1 2014 - 2015 series

strong meme
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>>75203872
>"Maybe I can dress out and get in there and win this thing?"
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hey
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>>75203872
"Should have taken Los Angeles' offer instead"
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>>75203864
TED FROM AKRON ABSOLUTELY SEETHING
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>>75203850
I hope so. I mean, it's only a game
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>>75203855
This explains every successful team in the last 20 years
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>buying a brand new orange jersey so you'll fit in with the rest of the fans
>pay $300 for nosebleed seats
>pay whatever it is for concessions
>but worth it because Gretzky is in the building and he's not there for the Coyotes or Kings
>boo refs all game long
>get 2 goal lead
>everything is good
>you can see the cup
>allow 1 goal
>"well we still are ahead!"
>allow two goals
>"well we're great in OT!"
>lose in OT
>you've wasted your money, time, and effort just to watch your team lose the first playoff game since they lost to a sunbelt team in the first post lockout finals and fell off the map
at least I'm not a coils fan
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>>75203871
So are you too young to remember when Crosby came into the league or what

You've got another 10 years of this ahead of you at least.
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>leave the reddithawks to us
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>>75203904
Yes I was
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>>75203849
you mean you stayed up all morning
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>>75203898
First good post of the night. Seriously were they giving away those jerseys at the gate?
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>>75203856

Everyone knew the blowjobs were regressing PDObabbies and everyone except the leafs knew the Canadian teams were meme shitters
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>>75203880
>>75203880
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>>75203898
seriously take your posts to reddit or HFboards maybe someone will find them funny
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>>75203874
>Chiarrelli doesn't know what he's doing though

Yeah that's his point
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>the state of hockey unironically thought they would make it past the first round
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>75203745

Canada 0-3 tonight. 0-5 tomorrow. Can they win a game?
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>>75203880
Phill still looking for that conn smythe. Absolutely robbed last year
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>>75203849
Go get some rest pal.
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>>75203928
If the Senators can't beat a Boston team down 3 defensemen and their 2nd line center they should seriously consider suicide
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Fresh OC
Although I'd be surprised if someone hasn't done this before
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>>75203928
i think the flames could

maybe
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>>75203940
Subway fresh!
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>>75203911
>Playoff Colin Wilson hasn't practiced for two (2) days

getting worried tbqh
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>>75203946
It's good to have hope in the face of impossible circumstances.
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>>75203946
>haven't won a game in Anaheim since 2004
fat fucking chance LOL
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>>75203898
What did /hoc/ think of the Coilers concourse pass they plan on selling?

>make the playoffs for the first time in 11 years >milk those prairie nigs for all they've got
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>>75203946
Lol Johnny hawkey is going to leave the game crying because someone flicked his pinky, flames are done
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>Murray in goal
>5 skaters playing tight D, blocking shots like the fucking secret service

>Fleury in goal
>forewards bolt for the blue line and leave the d men to try to make quick passes that leave fleury exposed to turnover meme shots and way less blocking so he has to do cartwheels in goal to stop everything

In an interesting conundrum, say Murray doesn't get healthy enough or fleury pulls turnabout on him for last year and plays so well that they stick with him, and fleury brings a cup home this year.
Who do you keep in that scenario?
Murray is younger but perhaps slightly less durable
Fleury is known for getting off rhythm occasionally and getting into slides, but is generally rock solid
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>>75203946
The way these playoffs are going they probably will. No one thought the rags or shorks had a chance tonight.
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>>75203774

The refs were bad tonight. Edmonton played like horseshit during the last 30 minutes but half of those calls shouldn't have been made. Larsson going towards the net in the 3rd and gets tripped up and sat on without even having the puck. McDavid getting his stick lifted and then hooked so he couldn't even get a shot away despite out skating both sharks d. Gryba hit on Couture is not a penalty, they just wanted to call it to protect Couture because he was wearing a face shield. It a miracle they couldn't find more shit to call. Tim Peel is an embarrassment to NHL officials and should never work an NHL playoff game again. San Jose out worked edmonton during the latter half of the game but that doesn't mean the Refs should dictate the pace of it. They missed a shit ton of calls against the Sharks tonight and Chiarelli will politely let them know tomorrow. Edmonton helped keep shit franchises like San Jose in the league. You would think they wouldn't dumb down a playoff game to the level of there.good for nothing shit for brains fan base
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>>75203960
Fuck oil country and all those faggot RIG LYFE retards
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>>75203954

Calgary won a playoff game at Anaheim in 2006, actually.
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>>75203946

They will.

Ducks always choke
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>>75203855
Not in forever. None of Chia's move encourage growth and have been built around the hope that the pieces the Oilers drafted will be legit and will remain useful.

He's made 3 big moves:
He traded Talbot for 3 picks, none of them in the 1st round.
He traded Hall for Larsson.
He signed FA Lucic to 7-year $42 million contract.

Talbot move was good, but the other 2 are easy to scrutinize. But all his moves can be. He built immediate success, unlike other GMs who come into rebuilds and try to grow it themselves. Something you can't really say is commonplace for a team outside of the one that farmed 1st overalls.

But Chia's moves aren't just random. He used to a 1st round forward to pick up a top 2d and picked up a starter. Then he picked up some tough guys and layabouts to fill in a lack of grit on the roster and add some size like he would in Boston. The moves he's made pay off immediately. All he's done is put an actual team on the ice, regardless of quality.
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>>75203966
The """city""" of edmonton, ladies and gentlemen
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>>75203963
i've always liked fleury

if i was putting a canadian roster together fleury would be in my top 3 for sure
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>>75203966
>Edmonton helped keep shit franchises like San Jose in the league. You would think they wouldn't dumb down a playoff game to the level of there.good for nothing shit for brains fan base

There are multiple american franchises that have contributed more to revenue sharing than the Coilers you fucking retard, I don't see their fanbases making assmad posts like this.

Kill yourself.
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Montreal will be the only team that progresses.

Yeah, they lost tonight, but it was really only by one goal (the empty net doesn't count), and they dominated the game almost the entire time.

They just need to park some guys in front of Lundqvist and obstruct his vision.
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right it's half six in the morning

think it's time to turn in, night lads
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>>75203977
The problem is Chiarellis teams inevitably stall out and get bogged down with all that GRIT as he hands out NTCs like candy.
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>>75203977
So, basically, you're saying this current team is good for another 1, 2 seasons tops before they need to do an actual 'rebuild'
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>>75203880
>tfw BILL jersey came in just in time for the playoffs
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>>75203980
Guaranteed that assholes from whitecourt
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>>75203963
I'm glad someone else notices this. Hope flower goes kills it, but with Murray and Jarre waiting I think Fluery is gone no matter what. It will be a sad day.
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>>75203980

Your "team" will lose on Friday and get fucked in the tank although I'm sure the refs will try to prevent that from happening
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>>75203963
tbf the d tightened up after the 1st, only giving up 4 shots in the 2nd

Regardless, this is fleury's last stint with the team. murray is the future
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>>75203977
>signed Lucic
>traded Hall

good thing we have Benning
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>>75203991

Eat shit you muslim fucking kike
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On the subject of secret service, when will we see the first instance of terrorists flying a drone loaded with explosives over the bodyguards to assassinate a public figure? I'll give it 18 months max.
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>>75203966

Oh stop whining, if you want to complain about worthless leaches how about your franchise being complete fucking garbage for a decade and only being relevant again because you won 8129014 draft lotteries
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>>75203972
Ducks choking requires Calgary to take them to game 7 which is fucking impossible, let's face it, this is a bye round for the Ducks, Calgary is the worst team in the playoffs and the Ducks are their worst possible matchup
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>>75203963
They will definitely go forward with Murray. Especially after this year. Its a very hard decision to make but age will be a big factor
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>>75203993
Night shorker
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>>75204023
Truth
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>>75204023
>what is Toronto
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>>75203986
fleury is never sniffing national action again unless you're the gm
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>>75203993
Good morning :)
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>>75203954
Then the odds are that it'll eventually happen. The flames are destined to eventually win one in Anaheim
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>>75204016
just submitted your post to the fbi
enjoy your van
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>>75204023

Flames finished the year pretty strong. If Elliot plays well I can see it going to a Game 7.
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>>75204041
Vans are illegal in Norge iirc.
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>>75203857

12 goals in the ahl all year...ELITE
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>>75204023
>Calgary is the worst team in the playoffs
you spelled Columbus wrong
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Nashville is objectively the worst playoff team
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>>75204048
Lol I just found out he doesn't even play in the NHL
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>>75203986
well, like every high profile pittsburgh sports personality, he gets fucking crucified every time he doesn't have a great game or two and unless he's currently on a hot streak the local yinzers will have nothing nice to say about him

Hearing the crowd chant his name this evening, I can't help but imagine him thinking "Oh yeah assholes now you cheer me, but I remember all those times you fuckheads bitched about every little mistake and won't let go of that 2012 playoffs, hon"
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Rags are rhe worst playoff team. They have like 2-3 wins at home since February
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guy: oilers
shark: sharks
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>>75204015
That's like if the >Rags cried refpuck when they lost the Cup in 2014 because they contributed more in revenue sharing than LA.

I'd be shocked if you're not underage b& with that massive sense of entitlement. Kill yourself.
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>>75203977
>Larsson
>top 2
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>>75204046
Too bad Smelliot has a career GAA of well over 3 vs Anaheim
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>>75203964
>No one thought the rags or shorks had a chance tonight.

Are you serious? Stop talking to leafs.
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>>75204064
>I remember all those times you fuckheads bitched about every little mistake

I think all fans do this desu

D-men get it the worst though. People have no clue how tough that position is to play. Even the best can have entire compilations made of the mistakes they make in a single month.
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If you leave your seat before the game is over, you're a bandwagon
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>>75204064
>like every high profile pittsburgh sports personality, he gets fucking crucified every time he doesn't have a great game or two

i didn't know that was a thing, i mean the horrible baseball team seems to get a free pass

are they nice to phil?
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>>75204077
Considering the oilers just owned the sharts last week and montreal has dominated the rags all year
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The Blackhawks already have a clear path to the Conference finals. Sweeping Trashvile in 6 and destroying either the Bloos or Wild in 5.

I can't wait to see who the Pacific sends
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>>75204076

So what? Gibson had over 3.00 GAA last year in the playoffs.
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>>75204003
I want to know who the hell is their scouting team is and how do they keep finding these golden boy goalies

Jarre showed hella potential in his first NHL game, give him some solid time in wilkes barre and he will grow into a solid if not great goaltender
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>>75204083
Montreal was absolutely embarassing tonight.
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>>75204080
based fedora man
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>>75204074
He certainly wasn't played as their #2 this season. 4th in TOI/G among their D, behind Klefbom, Sekera, and Kris fucking Russel
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>>75204085
Pittsburgh are fucking pussies compared to philly. This guys just a bitch
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>>75204089
Do you seriously think the Flames stand a chance in hell against the Ducks?
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>>75204093
Lel, just the game I had in mind. Just watched the end of it
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>>75204089
he only played 2 games with a defense that was quite awful
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>>75204085
Baseball team gets a semi pass but holy shit does literally no one in this city have a nice thing to say about the ownership. Fuck Bob Nutting with a barbed wire baseball bat.

Can't blame the players and GM when they are given a shoestring budget while the owner makes a fucking mint

Also yeah, no one shits on Phil because Phil fucking produces and he's a generally nice guy.

We've never lost a game solely because of Phil though
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>>75204090
>Jarre

it's jarry you retards
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>>75204097
>Pittsburgh are fucking pussies compared to philly.

as in, the sports media is a lot easier on the stars in pittsburgh than it is in philadelphia?

because that sounds like bullshit considering the hero's welcome they gave your convicted felon dog rapist quarterback
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>>75204104
Pepsis are even more degenerate than Finns. That display by Montreal fans is exactly why QC will NEVER EVER get another team.
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>>75203996
Sort of? Their issue comes from depth. Which is part of >>75203994

I think this current team has a good couple years ahead of them because of their newer frontline pieces being dependable (mcdavid, draisaitl, klefbom, larsson, talbot, even rnh and eberle) enough to keep them competitive and engaged. Throw Todd into the mix instead of a coach carousel and you get more consistent competition.

I'm still hesitant about McDavid myself. He's an amazing talent, but he's been playing head and shoulders above what most people are doing that I don't believe he's just going to suddenly explode in the playoffs into an even more elite player like people keep predicting. But if he keeps getting experience, he's just going to keep being the kind of player that covers Chia's ass.
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>>75203999

NICE!
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>>75204046

Ducks are entering the playoffs on a 14 game point streak (11-0-3) and nine of those games were against playoff teams
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>>75204138
why is froggo wearing shirt backwards?
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>>75204119
Crosby has been more dominant over his peers from 18-26 than McDavid has been over his peers thus far, but he still only has 2 Cups to show for it

Just goes to show no matter how much praise someone gets for their individual performance in hockey that doesn't guarantee anything for their team.
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>>75204148
Thays how americans wear their sweaters
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>>75204142
Also beat the flames multiple times in that span
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>>75204142
edmonton came in on a huge streak and look where that got them
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REMINDER
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>>75204148
because froggo is a dumb american who thinks he's wearing a football jersey
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I get to see the rangers/canadians game on friday; how do I not end up not drunk to work on saturday?
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Ruining my bracket
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>cantpucks tripcunt unironically cheering for the oilers and flames

wew lads thatt fanbase is really just a smouldering piece of wreckage now huh
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>>75204117
Yeah, it sure as hell doesn't help your team's confidence if you do shit like that. I wonder, is Bettman the hero the NHL deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A jew knight.
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>>75204107
And against extreme refpuck as well
>>75204159
Edmonton is a meme team with 0 playoff exp
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>>75204148

austism
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If you could change one pair in your bracket, what would it be?

For me - Edmonton:San Jose
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>>75204148
i always assumed he could turn his head backwards 160 degrees

like an owl
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SAY IT WITH ME

OUR YEAR
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>>75204170
Good bracket, Todd
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anyone else here rocking the red?
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>>75204185
you're a moron todd, the people in your league are laughing at you
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>>75204178
anaheim is the biggest meme in the league

even the Desert Dogs aren't an actual disney movie
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I know superstitions are stupid but I find myself doing em every time anyway
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>>75204208
Thats a different type of meme though, they actually have talent and exp and could very well win it this year.
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>hongcouver tripfag rooting for the oilels and flames
how can someone be this cuck?
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>tfw kill self

t. edmonton person
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Can someone give me a quick rundown on the Oilers?
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>>75204222
incredibly cucked

that's like a Sharks fan rooting for the Kings and Ducks
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>mfw the mcsecondary meme is real
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>>75204229

only city in canada that voted trump over hillary
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>>75204212
No fucking joke. I'm wearing the navy winter classic malkin sweater I had on when the pongs won the Stanley cup last year. Home crosby is banned on gamedays because the last time I wore it the lighting won game 5. Also set my phone in the same position it was last year for the run and open my beers with the same opener
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>>75204229
>McDavid good
>Draisaitl good at being McDavid babby
>above average tendy

that about covers the Coil
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>>75204234
did you think we would just create a meme based on a lie?
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>>75204238
nice superstitions, too bad they won't save you this year.
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>>75204229
they will likely get swept
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>>75204216
maybe you don't remember but they put a jason vorhees goalie mask on a duck

that was 1992's version of pepe the frog
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>>75204207
*teleports behind you*
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Did the sharks prove that experience matters or is this just game 1 meme
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>>75204253
damn, i miss this guy
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>>75204265
Oilers are just a shit team and got exposed in playoff hockey when they've only got one good player
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>>75204265
Sharks proved that McMeme is a bust
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>>75204265
It's the 2-goal-lead curse.

If you lead by 1, you keep the pressure up, because the game could change in an instant.
If you lead by 3, then you get complacent, but if the other team scores 2 goals in succession, you smarten up while you're still ahead.
If you lead by 2, then you get complacent, the other team scores, and you say "well we're still winning", and then suddenly its a tie game, and the other team feels on fire while you're starting to panic about the change in momentum.

And the oilels never found their momentum after a good first period.
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>>75204212
>>75204238
i've still got my white 2002 - home / red - 2010 away team canada jerseys ready for the next vancouver playoff run

not totally sure how the socks work yet though
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>sharks so bad that the oilers need to throw a game just to make things interesting

KEK
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holy shit columbus looked halfway decent, and still got reemed. that's worse than just tanking their game. there isn't anything CBJ can change lol. they just have to go in and get blown out slighty less if their lucky.

uhhg, I can't even sleep that's so fucking annoying
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>>75203766
What? Minnesota hammered the Blues with shots what're you talking about
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Lucic, although he scored the goal, cost his team the game. He constantly shows frustration to young guys who also then take out their frustration and take shit penalties

Sharks looking good after the 1st, Sharks in 3.
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>needing ot to beat the coilers

Oilers sweep the shorks in 6
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>>75204315
relax ted
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>>75203858
Cmon it's 4chan these autists don't know sports they just shit post and jack off to hentai
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>>75203963
murray because hes a meme
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>it's a /hoc/ overreacts to one game episode
R E L A X
Oilers in 7, CBJ in 7, Habs in 6, Wild in 5
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>>75203964
What? Habs are trash they only have price, besides rangers always stomp them in the play offs
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which team(s) get swept in the 1st?
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Tell me lads, was today's Game 1 just memes or are we in for a legitimately based pl/a/yoffs?
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>>75204424
if the rags get past montreal a tougher task lies ahead in boston, but I could easily see them in the eastern conference finals
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>>75204418
Calgary
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>>75204418
Toronto

>>75204438
Calgary will win 1
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>>75204418
leafs
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>>75204413
I don't know how to feel about this picture tbf
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>>75204444
Well i cant argue with those quads. Anaheim in 5 it is
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Cannot wait for immense butthurt if Leafs steal game 1
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Bruins desu
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>Capitals are going to lose to the fucking laffs

I can feel it. There's a strong meme brewing out there .
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>>75203807
i dont get this, Ducks home games are fuckin lakcluster, doubt they;d even sell out a playoff game. aside from the players knowing where all the holes are in the ice what advantage do the ducks have on home ice and why has calgary sucked so bad there?
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Leafs are legimitametly fucking horrible. They'll be lucky to lose by 3 tonight
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>>75204424
I'm tentatively optimistic, if they can win game 2 then the habs are fucked
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>>75204484
Capitals are destined to meet the penguins in the 2nd round and lose every time
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>>75204520
Not this year, it's different this time. Trsut me. Caps are winning the cup this year
t. knower of all
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>it was 3-0
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every time the chicago blackhawks and pittsburgh penguins win a game, a puppy dies from the evil and malice generated.
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>>75204530
Can you fucking leave this thread your posts are cringe worthy
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reminder
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>>75204355
explain your claim of memery

How is 22 year old good ol Canadian boy from thunder bay of more rings than "The King" is a meme
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Montreal here, which teams should I bandwagon? Because there is absolutely no way this team is gonna win the stanley cup this year.

Hesitating between:
Caps (I want Ovie to win a cup)
Penguins (I love Sid and Bill)
Oilers (fellow canadian team with mcmeme)

PS: I didn't follow hockey so much this year, was too pissed off from the Subban trade and coaching staff (therrien), so I'm not sure which of those 3 teams is the most "fun" to watch
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>>75204548
Did he paperclip McMeme?
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>>75204545
I don't see an exit sign
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>>75204560

sharks or ducks because either will trigger hoc the most
>>
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>>75195766
>this post
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>>75204583
Pittsburgh is just as bad as philly
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non-meming if the caps don't win the cup this year I will stop watching hockey
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>>75204583
Fat guy to made the pick was probably a buffalo fan, since his seatmate was wearing buffalo colors

Shame Dan ended up being a real bust towards the end of his tenure, his early work with the team was great
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>>75204583
>white people
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>>75204565
>kongs fans still shitting up /hoc/ even after they've been eliminated
This is why nobody likes you guys
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>shorksfags getting buttperturbed
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>>75204596

Adios then
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My notes made me proud tonight. Allen stood on his fuckin head.
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dc-sports-bog/wp/2017/04/12/look-the-capitals-actually-deserve-to-win-the-stanley-cup-this-time/?utm_term=.60ea6b9428f8
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>>75204669
>washington post
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>>75204669
>the-capitals-actually-deserve-to-win-the-stanley-cup-this-time
cringe
>>
is there anything gayer than using the terms "deserve" or "should" outside of obvious refpuck
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>>75204583
>Meanwhile in Ottawa
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>>75204669
Literally bringing "the other team wanted it more" meme to life
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>>75204669
Lets not kid ourselves it comes down to them and pittsburgh in the east, so it's the best offense in the league vs the best defense. Either the bounces are going to go their way, or they won't. Right now I like the caps in that series, but if pittsburgh gets rolling vs columbus then it's hardly shameful for washington to lose in a series vs them.
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>>75204707
D'awwwwwwwww
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>>75204669
>Ovi
>generational talent

Eugh thats going a bit far

He's a tremendous scorer, but his defensive play is meh and he doesn't set up his teammates for goals like Crosby or McDavid, two actual generational talents.

Put those two on any line with any pair of jabroneys and the jabroney's stats skyrocket. Put ovi on a line with some nobodies and the line looks meh at best.

Caps sports media drinking a bit too much of their own koolaid
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>>75204669
I have never felt as confident as I do this year. We haven't had the slump I'm used to near the end. This HAS to be the year.
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>>75204707
>>75204583
>Meanwhile in Montreal
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Why does /hoc/ pretend the top seeded teams are always bad? Is it butt hurt?
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>>75204754
>>75204707
>>75204583
>meanwhile in Los Angeles
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>>75204716
If Pens get past CBJ, they should get Hagelin back by then too. Caps shouldn't feel ashamed to lose to them again.
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>>75204763
Do they even give a shit about hockey there or they just bandwagon in the playoffs? I'm not familiar with the fans there
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>>75204779
You cant have a franchise last 50 years without a few people that actually care

I'd say honestly it's about half and half. If you go to the games you'll meet quite a few knowledgeable people.
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>>75204716
Let me fix that for you, the penguins are a bigger market team so gary is going to once again let them get by washington.
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>>75204804
feel good man
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>>75204746
>Last two presidents plus jennings winners
>Blackcocks 1/2 cup
>Riot Canucks

Cant wait to choke in the final desu
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>>75204741
His defensive play is above average by now and hes reslly rounded that part of his game out, stop making your judgement on ovechkin's defense based on a dated gif he wasnt in a position to make a play on.

Hes generational because he could score like no one else in a long time. Laine(the next ovi) barely had half as many goals as a rookie. >Le shoot from the point on the pp man all you want, but if it were that easy he'd have a plethora of goalscorers actually challenging him for the richard all those 50+ years.

Backstrom is the constant unsung hero as youd expect. Ovi fucked off to Russia long ago in the timeline Mcphee was truly retarded and picked Bill over him.
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>>75204837
the fuck are you smoking?

every coach who's ever had balls has benched ovi in the playoffs because he's a liability
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good night
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>>75204804
If that logic made any sense, why doesn't Toronto ever win anything?
Or the Rangers?
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>everyone has written off the leafs
>mfw they win game 1 and sweep in 6
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Hi
>>
welp time to leave
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>>75204942
Because of me????
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finland is okay
>>
matchups are real good this year to be frank with ya
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>>75204878
morning
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The Blackhawks are going to further solidify their dynasty by winning the Stan Lee Cup this year and there us no amount of clipart you can post to stop it from happening /hoc/.
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>>75204891
Because Toronto is a cow that keeps on giving no matter how much you abuse them.
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>>75205000
a blackhawk fan would be a chubby chaser

heck off
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>>75204933
OFF THE FLOOR, ON THE BOARD
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>>75205072
>this complete disrespect of the rangers and sharks
I'm almost offended.
>>
>4AM
>Can't sleep
>Ready for more playoff hockey

Glad I don't work today
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>>75205126
I don't get shit done this time of year.
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>>75205072
>experts
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>>75204984
I thought that frog was eating that girl from the thumbnail.
>>
hokki
>>
>the world championships will be filled with more stars than the olympics
I want the meme that is Bettman and all responsible owners to end

On a side note
>Hedman will be playing in the world championship
Nice
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Hi Swden
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>>75205244
Hello Finland
>>
>Alexander Edler
>Victor Hedman
>carolina line with Elias Lindholm, Joakim Nordström and Victor Rask.
who here /2017iihfchampions/ here?
>>
peto on irti

good morning sweden and finland
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>>75205358
FUCKING based post good morning norge!
>>
>team sweden getting all the possible NHL players
>team finland not getting Barkov, Laine or Ristolainen
This is not fair!
>>
how so many upsets

>>75205358
fuck you norge
>>
>>75205358
Good morning norge
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>>75205358
fucking love antti tuiske
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>>75205367
>>75205380
>>75205402
>>75205405
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>>75205431
fucking love aku ankke
>>
huomenta
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huomenta
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>ankka-posting
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suomi, kriika on paras
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>>75205452
>misspelling your own country name
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>laffs
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>Ken Holland still has a job
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I was just informed that i am going to drink today
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>playoffs
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>mfw a swede meme'd the oilers
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u18 skoda cup starts in my town today. Are there any anons who would like to visit us? I will buy you a round of beer
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https://youtu.be/3FK0nUJ0Tjc
Bunch of classic Donald cartoons

P.s. Mickey Mouse is a fag
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>>75205515
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>>75205510
great post

>>75205501
great post as well, unfortunately we're in Div IA
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>>75205539
FAMILJ
>>
hey, what's with all the duckposting
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>>75205520
Yeah I saw it. Good luck with hungary today.
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>>75205573
Donald is /ourguy/
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>>75205557
:)

>>75205573
He's a good ol' duck
>>
Is this /realscandinavianhours/?
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>>75203911
Those yellow helmets look ugly as fuck
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>>75205607
Yep, this is our thread now
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>>75205265
Sirpan kanssa landelle muutettiin
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>this level of puck watching
lel
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>>75205721
Really makes me think
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>>75205737
>and it wasn't swedish defense fault
I'm relieved tbf
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>>75204804
>pittsburgh is a bigger market than washington
but that's wrong you retard
>>
>be me, a real nigga
>attend american college
>rooming with a leaf at college
>invites me to play hockey with some of his fellow leafs one weekend
>decide to go even though I've never played

>literally score a goal on possession
>steal the puck off all of them on every golden defensive play

kek
KEK
K E K

nice "spoort" you've got there
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>tfw you tried to tell hoc both the habs and snes would lose
>tfw assblasted canadians thought i was crazy
>tfw im right
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>>75206014
there will be 0 canadian teams left in the playoffs after the 1st round
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>>75206025
How will /hoc/ be on Canada elimination day?
I reckon it will be filled with shitposting canadians whose teams are already eliminated/didn't make the playoffs
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>>75206002
Why is New Zealand so obsessed with /hoc/? Sad desu
>>
>>75206014
>hoc
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>>75206051
Neet who has to do something when /cric/ is dead?
>>
>>75206051
>>75206073
After I dominated that game I decided to watch NHL
>>
>>75206104
semen slurper
>>
>>75206104
I don't trust anyone who celebrates christmas in the summer
>>
>its still been at least a season since a canadian team has won a playoff game
really activates those almonds huh lads
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>>75206113
>>75206128
late night /hoc/ is turrible
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OILERS IN 5, YOU DEGENERATE SHORKFAGS
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>>75206184
thats because its not night time for those of us who don't live in the third world
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>>75206169
Yeah this triggered me and I'm a Toronto boy
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>>75206201
lol canadian delusion continues. the oilers inexperience really showed last night. there were so many sloppy turnovers and bad passes by the oilers in the 3rd
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>>75206210
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>>75206169
703 days ago tbf
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>>75206274
That's a lot of days
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>>75203773
>mfw I saw Parise cucked himself
>>
Dat O Canada last night in Edmonton tho
>>
just checked the scores from last night boys


>cantada
>>
I told y'all. Being out of the playoffs is the new cool thing to do.
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>>75206487
Was about the only thing they did right LOL
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>>75206513
Hey, >we utterly dominated the first 20 minutes. It's just the last 44 minutes or so that didn't go very well. Now that the nerves are out of the way, it's time to assrape some geriatric shorks.
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>>75206521
You don't win hockey games by domimating 20 minutes
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soon
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>>75206521
that's alright man. at least you got the loser poi...
>>
>>75206521
>literally McSecondary
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>>75206536
Feels good män
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>>75206487
The Montreal one sucked who was that old lady
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>>75206529
I chalk the last 2/3s of the game up to nerves. Tomorrow night will be a bloodbath of old men and nasty beards. Digits confirm.

>>75206544
>>75206549
Sweden no bully, what would Larsson and Klefbom think?
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>>75206536
>Rask
>Lindholm
>Nordström
>Hedman
>Landeskog
>Forsberg, Järnkrok, Arvidsson, Ekholm
>Larsson and Klefbom
are year, bror
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>>75206551
>>75206536
>JA: Sebastian Aho, Mikko Rantanen och Valtteri Filppula.
>NEJ: Patrik Laine, Rasmus Ristolainen, Jussi Jokinen och Aleksander Barkov.
JUSTILAINEN
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>>75206583
Well, they have to play with on a team where the other players can't defend for 5 cents --> >>75205737 (to be fair, the frog was to blame for that), so they might be a little disappointed today.
But you're right, no bully
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>>75206583
Theyäre probably much more motivated and will sweep in 5
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>>75206601
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>>75205737
pic related is Larsson simulating this exact play at home
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For the anthems are they using the cucked O Canada lyrics or all thy sons command?
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>>75206636
original superieur french version and then they cut into homosex english version when they command its sons (but not daughters and LGBTQ+ how sexixst) to stand idle for a leaf
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>>75206633
I bet the Desharnais he's dropping there is big and stinky
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>>75206651
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>>75206646
Some cucked member of parliament got a private members bill passed to change the lyrics to "in all of us command" instead of "all thy sons command"

It was changed from the former to the latter during WWI and buddy wanted to change it back to be gender neutral.
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>>75206668
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>>75206583
>what would Larsson and Klefbom think?
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>>75206668
>ywn be the third buddy in this glorious friendship
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>>75206668
>>75206680
>>75206687
Heh, that is a pretty decent stach for a 24 year old tbf
He seems like a real lad
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>>75206689
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>>75204560
>I love Sid

That's just disgusting
>>
>>75206680
wth i hate larsson now
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>>75206714
good morning Ted
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>>75206689
>tfw known my best friend for as long as I can remember, about 24 years
>>
who is ted
>>
>>75206725
You
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>>75206757
binland
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>>75206757
:0
>>
>>75206521
Based
>>
Who wants to take bets on if the Capitals will make it past the second round this year?
>>
So how did Pulju play today?
>>
>every canadian team gets bounced in the first round

What would be /hoc/'s reaction?
>>
>>75206792
I'm hoping torts does us a favor and goes back to his old ways of trying to injure players
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>>75206792
no thanks. I know that Bettman is making sure the leafs and the oilers are going through because they have a lot of money and they need canada to forget about the olympics and new teams in american sunbelt
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>>75206792
>post yfw leafs sweep capitals in 4-5 games
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>>75206835
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Dont be throwing any knees tonight Calgary
>>
caps
preds
ducks
>>
>>75206996
I agree
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>>75206856
>Edmonton has a lot of money
>>
Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild
>>
>>75206996

>perds

Pekka will revert back to himself tonight and let 5 in
>>
>>75207055
Haha good post

>52 shots
>1 goal
>>
Ok, so I was at the bus stop yesterday and I was wearing my Islanders jersey like I always do and some native asked me if the Jets played that night and I ignored him then some other guy was like "Nice jersey anyway" in a condescending tone then I got on the bus and went home. Was I in the wrong here, /hoc/?
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>>75207133
say it with me now
UN
SUS
TAINABLE
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>>75207149
are you from long island?
if no, yes you're a humongous faggot
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>>75207133
>>75207055
Laughing SO HARD with Jake "I killed fiddy shots" Allen at the Minnesota wild
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>>75207159
I plan on moving to New York soon
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>>75207149
you could have just said, "I dunno" instead of ignoring him like an asshole.
>>
>Implying Jake Allen will HALAK'D >us

Wild in 5
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>>75207149
Mostly >>75207173 this.
>>
Nice soccer refs over in edmonton yesterday.
>>
>>75207149
also
>wearing my Islanders jersey like I always do
why would you wear your jersey all the time? only kids do that kind of stuff.
>>
>>75205003
>Not cudding with someone who's chubby in the winter.
>>
Why is everyone saying Taters McSecondary is already frustrated? Did he spaz out?
>>
>>75207213
I would say so

Connor McDavidVerifierat konto @cmcdavid97 7 tim
Fucking refs man, they should fight one of our guys
>>
>>75207207
I guess I'm a trendsetter
>>
>>75207248
Child confirmed
>>
>>75207242
Marner is better than Nylander.
>>
>>75204058
damn, and I thought Nail Yakopov was a big let down. At least Nail still plays in NHL.
>>
>>75207253
false
>>
Is "true North" directionist??
>>
>>75207253
*no*
>>
>>75207253
Simply not true
>>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEGz5DIwUaw&feature=youtu.be

Less than 8 hrs from now!
>>
>>75207213
You didn't see him smashing his stick on the ice everytime he got touched last night? Literally young Crosby tier.
>>
>>75207262
As oppose to magnetic North?
>>
>>75207262
it's problematic and offensive
>>
I think "strong" is problematic too because there are people with muscular dystrophy who can't be strong.

Canada, you need a new anthem.
>>
They also call it "our home and native land" uhhhh why about immigrants? Racist much?
>>
>>75207312
Strong is used metaphorically
>>
St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.
>>
>>75207325
Naw it's saying our homes, as well as Native (noun) land
>>
>>75207336
they are also surrounded by niggers and methheads
>>
>>75207274
can't wait for the first round exit my dane
>>
>>75207326
Canada, metaphorically, is not strong.
>>
"Glorious and free."

False advertising, imo.
>>
>>75207354
We're a middle power and G7(8) member
>>
>only 1 home team won last night

Why is hockey so memey? Couldn't imagine betting on it.
>>
>>75207354
Canada is America's wife. We're strong by proxy
>>
>only game today is caps and leafs

well done, gary.
>>
>>75207374
If you've ever played hockey you'd get that home ice advantage doesn't do much. The ice is so cut off from everything else and other than the ads the playing surface is exactly the same in every rink.

It's not like in the NBA with court side seats or MLB where every stadium is literally different and some have different rules

Home ice advantage is a meme
>>
Laughing So HARD at the Minnesota Wild
>>
>>75207396
Except for choosing match ups and getting to go second in the face off dot you faggot
>>
>>75207406
Again, that's a meme and isn't a huge advantage
>>
>>75207383
Lub you bby
>>
>>75207421
t. Not-a-center
>>
>>75206623
haha oh man that's vicious
>>
>>75207421
The match ups are huge faglord
>>
>>75207421
>>75207396
>canadian hockey """"""""""""""""""""knowledge""""""""""""""""""""
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>>75207421
>>
>>75207374
>>75207389
>make everyone in the nation watch the laffs game
>they get BTFO glorious by whoever they're playing tonight

ebic garry :-D
>>
>>75207489
>t. Ted from Akron who has never been on ice
>>
Can't wait to watch Laffers cry today!!!!!!
>>
>>75207489
T. Never played hockey
>>
>>75207569
>>75207524
>canadian hockey """"""""""""""""""""knowledge""""""""""""""""""""
>>
tfw no dog
>>
>>75207600
cat?
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w-we'll win the next game, right?
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>>75207421
Only three teams in the NHL are better away than at home, and one of those is the >rags
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>>75207608
no
>>
>tfw just got 2 nosebleed seats to see the caps spank the laffs tonight
I won't be close enough to personally see the tears stream down autistic memethews face but thats ok
>>
>>75207610
No, you booed out anthem. Trump called Gary and told him that this cannot be tolerated.
>>
LAUGHING SO HARD at all you nerds that don't have a 9/10 qt gf like i do.
>>
why isnt this whole thread dedicated to the performance of jake allen last night??
>>
>>75207642
Do Canadians really boo the american anthem? Talk about assblasted
>>
>>75207642
>>75207658
You guys elected Cheeto Hitler. You deserve it.
>>
>>75207653
>didn't even get a shutout
lel
>>
>>75207350
That's probably what's going to happen, yeh
Still pretty excited though desu
>>
>>75207658
they follow our politics closer than we do lol.
>>
Hey guys I missed the end of the game, the Oilers won right?
>>
>>75207675
>he's le Hitler XD

Canada is actually Reddit: the Country
>>
>>75207697
Yes, they did!
Here is their OT goal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPoL7oMlM_M&t=0s
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>>75207705
fuck off Nazi
>>
>>75207713
>all those ass blasted hicks
WEW
>>
>>75207697
they lost. connor had 7 assists though.
>>
>>75207713
>That guy flipping off the shorks 8 seconds in
Brilliant
>>
>>75207675
Toronto genocide when
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>>75207679
fair enough but god damn that was the best goaltending ive seen in a very long time
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>>75207744
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>>75207713
DELETE THIS
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hello i am new to hockey 44 - 19 SOG is good for edmonton yes? the almost had half as much as the other team, wow!
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>>75207744
There is a fat lady to the right of him who also does it. That's even more brilliant tbf
>>
>>75207755
Beautiful and savage!
>>
>tfw want to post a picture from the game tonight but I'm banned on mobile
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i was assured it was frogtreal's year but they seem to have gotten dominated
what happened?
>>
>>75207787
If digits your dad
>>
>>75207791
canadians are very good at making their fanboyism sound like real knowledge
>>
>>75207791
Canadian teams in the playoffs. Not even once
>>
>>75207752
Yeah, he did a really stellar job. No doubt! I was kind of memeing about the shutout.
Reminds me of the 2012 WJC final. Russia had 17 SOG in the whole game, and it took Sweden 58 SOG and OT to finally score on Russia's goalie. Don't remember his name, but holy shit he was good that game

>>75207767
Sorry pulju, bu no.
>>
do you guys throw up when you are nervous
>>
>>75207274
Your boy Eller is going to score.
>>
>>75204056
Well duh. And that's why we, the fans, have so little expectation.
>>
>>75207775
Haha, missed that; that's pretty hilarious
>>
>>75207845
Can only hope for more people like that in the games to come!
>>
o/u 5 goals for the caps
>>
>>75207956
under. and memethews gets 2.
>>
o/u 7.5 playoff wins for the caps
>>
>>75207998
>>75207998
>>75207998
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>>75207675
>he's hitler!

it never ends
>>
What will /hoc/ say if toronto wins in ot 3-2 after washington takes 7 penalties?
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>>75205510
Disney cartoons are shit. Unlike their comics.
Whenit comes to animated, WB is the superior, it was funnier. I 'll agreee that disney is comfier however.
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