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Salt-n-Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine

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Celtics 1st seed and 1st pick

Any chance for an upset in the East?

>Celtics v Bulls
>Cavs v Pacers
>Raps v Bucks
>Wiz v Hawks

If it was Celtics v Pacers I could've seen Pacers upsetting the Celtics, but now it looks like the top 4 seeds will all move on

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We playoffs now

>>75201868
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>>75201926
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>>75201946
Nice

>>75201979

All of those series except cavs/pacers could be upsets. I'd put it celts > wizards > raptors > cavs

>>75201979
Hawks have been playing better, if Teague shows up id give them a chance

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>>75201979
*blocks your upset*

Lance Stephenson is just an amazing jack of all trades player. Even when he doesn't score shit he's contributing in all other aspects of the court. Pacers are making the finals

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>tfw been looking for this rare iverson image i saw on twitter two years ago
>randomly found it searching allen iverson and michael jackson (don't ask)

when your side piece waves from the stands

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real /pg/ hours

>>75202075
That's pretty rare.

Uhh wtf I just saw a giant blue flash outside my window now something is on fire

tonight sucked. The heat shouldve had at least made the playoffs. they freaking went from worst team to .500. no one does that

>>75201979
bulls would have destroyed the cavs 1st round. we know this b/c of the obvious dodging we've been seeing these last few games.

>>75202118
Something?

>>75202098
http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/201306030MIA.html

>>75202144
THE MOST KEKED TRIPFAG ON /SP/ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

I was laughing when Spoelstra was nearly crying. What an act to try to get voter sympathy for COTY.

>>75202144
great season regardless and le filipino funny face man has a shot at COTY

>>75202118
not as problem as long as you've taken your daily bogpill

you have taken it, right? it's a suppository, i hope you can handle it

>>75201831
>Butler scores 25, Bulls clinch No. 8 seed
Great we get to see the Bull get their shit kicked in my Lebraon again. Can we have every playoff game played on Thursday night on TNT?

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>Spurs vs Grizzlies

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The Bay area is so fucking weird, what is it with this pedo halftime show

>>75202208
Grizzlies will be a finals threat like they have been every year since they formed their current core

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>>75202208
>he doesn't like defensive basketball with low post scoring, ball movement, and well timed and properly used three point shooting

>>75202219
Everyone is gay so it's cool.

>>75202219
>pedo
>grown woman with a thick ass and child bearing hips

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>>75202230

Literally burst out laughing. Thanks anon

>>75202251
he's talking about the hairstyle obviously senpai, that's not a grown woman style and she looks 4'9"

>Cavaliers SF @LeBron James topped #NBA in minutes per game at 37.8 this season -- at age 32.

Bulls-Celtics will be fire

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>>75202264
Yeah, there's a creepy vibe to this, I'd rather have that panda girl with plates

>>75202171
hey man spo took a terrible team half way to the season to the second best record for half a season. the warriors only did better the second half of the season.

thats worth COTY

>>75202264
yeah that hairstyle i definitely get it's always super weird on an adult

>>75202208
is this like the 4 or 5 times that has happened?
it really feels like they meet every year

>>75202286
>>75202219
>implying pig tails are cute as fuck

>>75202313
I only like pigtails if they are on muh videl and that's it

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>>75202313
wew not only is he a cuck but he's not a pedo who loves childlike hairstyles

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>>75202219
Better than the azn plate spinners they march out 4x a year thqhfamiliapai

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>these anti bullying PSAs

AYYY LMAO

>>75202264
5 feet women are lovely it's always great bouncing one on your dick while standing up

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They keep showing this commercial on the local broadcasts ;__;

https://youtu.be/WREXBUZBrS8

>>75202363
until they get fat, but yeah I dated a 4'9" half black girl once (looked white except she had kinky blonde hair), athletic af and was a cheerleader at uni... too bad she had big daddy issues

I'm so hyped for a Rapties vs celcucks playoff series I hope it happens

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>>75202396
>tfw from california and still wash my car in my driveway with gallons of water

>>75202425
same why would i care if we run out of water after i'm dead lmao

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>>75202219
>pedo

>>75202453
>that bulge

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>>75202435
>tfw 40 minute marathon fap showers

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they showed emory on the dance cam lmao

>>75202485
it's a bush buldge

>>75202501
LORE

>>75202501
that's his girl too huh lmao might be him

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BASED JAVELLE

>>75202396
What kinda retarded ass idiot mom says "no" when her kid asks for fucking strawberries?

I'm a Spurs fan so no that's not me stalkers. I stopped tripping because I thought it would stop the stalking but apparently not.

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Only Cleveland poses a threat. The rest of the east is just practice for the ECF

>>75202582
Strawberries and gross and unhealthy.

If the Cavs play the Celtics in the ECF, will the Celtics have home court advantage?

>>75202611
Shut up that's why wifes favorite.

>over half the league makes the playoffs
>even with that, only 1/4 or fewer of those teams have a chance
>so much scoring that the score is basically irrelevant until the fourth quarter
>refs hold the most power of any sport, officiating complaints after every game and their officiating style literally changes in the playoffs which everyone supports
>teams rest players throughout the season because of how unnecessarily long the season is and they know each game isnt important
>current commissioner who cares more about social justice than improving the league

why should i bother watching this sport's regular season?

>>75202629
Yes

Heat would have made it to the playoffs if they didn't completely destroy Bosh's career with lies and exaggerations about his injuries so they could get out of his contract. Karma.

>>75202653
I still have yet to receive a legitimate answer why social justice is bad.

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>>75202653
Found the /pol/cuck.

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Can we discuss the playoffs?

Holy shit brehs the fucking cops called me and asked me about these prank calls I've been doing. Told me not to call this lady again or they'll get involved. I didn't believe the old bitch would actually call the cops. O well I guess.

Other than that my night has been good because I know for sure now the Celtics are making the ECF

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>>75202729
not a polcuck, i support bernie sanders

im talking about how the only notable things silver has done is ban a racist owner, remove an all-star game from a city due to a transsexual law, and claims he wants a woman coach soon. also allowed for the awards to turn into a show after the season ends instead of before the playoffs when it should be

has done nothing to alleviate concerns about season length, resting, etc.

i miss david stern

>>75202770
Hope you go to prison soon like those losers who swat people.

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>>75202770
>these prank calls I've been doing

>>75202790
desu she gave her # out on craigslist so she deserved it

Eastern Conference

Bulls over Celtics in 6
Cavaliers over Pacers in 7
Raptors over Bucks in 4
Wizards over Hawks in 7

Wizards over Bulls in 7
Cavaliers over Raptors in 4

Cavaliers over Wizards in 4

Western Conference

Warriors over Trail Blazers in 5
Grizzlies over Spurs in 7
Rockets over Thunder in 7
Clippers over Jazz in 4

Warriors over Clippers in 5
Grizzlies over Rockets in 7

Grizzlies over Warriors in 7

NBA Finals

Cavaliers over Grizzlies in 6

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Spurs sweeping the grizz, bullying either fuckets, jizz, or clops in second round. GSW takes OKC if they upset doorstopper pee pee. Let the final moves of Pops 7D chess game begin.

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>>75202770
>not behind 7 proxies making ani spoofed voip prank calls

Newfag detected

>>75202782

What exactly can Silver do mid-season to change the season length or resting? Not a goddamn thing. Nobody even cared about season length when meme state was breaking the record last year

>>75202770
All fools go to hell

>Tfw the only place NK missiles can reach is California
Based North Korea is gonna fix the United States

>>75202707
t. Numale

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>>75202851
Not an argument.

>>75202707
kys on livestream, it will help alleviate some of your white privilege cis scum

>>75202849
I hope they hit Oregon fuck hipsters and Fuck dame he trash lol

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>>75202845
It's so funny to fuck with ppl tho

>>75202849
holy shit it would be hilarious to see what happens to the united states if california disappeared

with all the money california provides to the welfare states making up the south and midwest, not to mention all the technology and food, a 49 state united states would probably fall behind the major european countries when it comes to influence and power

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>>75202835
Eastern conference on point: little details don't matter, end of the day everyone's getting dicked by LelBron. Western conference: autism.

>>75202912
>It's so funny to fuck with ppl tho

>gomeds of the meds again

>>75202925
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

>>75202925
>>75202946
I fail to see what's funny about that.

>>75202912
>>75202770

Where you live? I'll come knock you the fuck out. You a grown man acting like a 12 year old child.

>>75202925
#CALEXIT

>>75202946
what a rebuttal

pathetic flyover scum, ladies and gentlemen. not to mention that the entire state outside of the bay area and los angeles are like any midwestern state ideologically

>>75202925
>tfw live in texas
>tfw would feel nothing if california ceased to exist because were basically our own country
>tfw no more calfornians moving to texas

pls let it happen

>>75202925
California will be 90% 3rd world latino within 20 years, without the US dollar and the US military california would be a legit third world shithole.

kekafornia getting BTFO ITT rn

>>75202927
>these are considered 10/10 in l gay

are the updated brackets out yet? did the cavs really tank? how did everything shake out???

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>>75202782
You need to limit your time on the Internet kid, it's turning you into an over sensitive pussy. Go outside, read a book that'll make you think, play a pick up game at a park, or go to the gym. Just get in touch with the real world from time to time. I'll take care of your wife's son if you need.

>>75202994
>without the US dollar and the US military california would be a legit third world shithole.

holy fuck my sides are on fire.

california will never reach third world shithole levels like louisiana, alabama, missisippi, arkansas, kentucky, tennessee, or west virginia

>>75203011
the projector is strong with this one

>>75202959
>this ass mad over a prank call

Holy shit did someone threaten to rape you or something over the phone? U got that prank call PTSD

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>fly over states btfo
lmao

Disrespecting women again huh?

Yeah making fun of women is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouths shut unless you want to die. Next time you people think about saying something vile about women I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so.

I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected unarmed combat. I'm fully capable of killing you motherfuckers with my bare fists.
Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious.

Someone post that bucktooth guy from the Lakers cheerleader meetup, it's pretty much how every californian looks

>People talking shit about CA as if they've ever been there

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>>75203067
meant for
>>75202998

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>>75203110
This is more accurate for California

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>>75203110
>thinking this is real
Better head to /asp/ bc you got worked mark

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If you motherfuckers don't stop talking shit about California I will personally see to your execution

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>>75203103
yeah its always hilarious. flyover retards think that the entire state is like san francisco and los angeles

if these people actually visited the state, everything north of sacramento and pretty much the entire state from the bay area to los angeles are heavily conservative farmers

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>>75203110
No fucking way that happened. Plz confirm shoop.

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>>75203173

>warriors have a twin towers lineup
lmao how fucked is /nba/?

>>75202994
and that remaining 10% will be the most productive economic group in the world dipshit

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>playoffs start in 48 hours
>/nba/ posting mexicans
lmao

The Celtics are the 5th best team in the east, which makes them like....the 12th best team in the league.

>>75201979
I actually think the Bulls match up pretty well against the Celtics. Celtics best player is a manlet guard who struggles against playoff defense and the Bulls have two of the best guard defenders in the league. Celtics will probably still win but I don't think it will be easy for them.

>DeAndre Jordan checks out and finishes the season with a 71.6 FG%. 2nd best in NBA history, and his 4th straight 70%+ season.

Paul Pierce just played his last game. Pay respects to thbe greatest player of the 00s.

>>75202603
doubt it.

>>75203261
yet cannot make a freethrow

foh

>>75203180
Yeah middle CA is flyover state equivalent lol. Cool lakes though

>>75202653
play fantasy basketball with your friends and win money...

>>75203180
Your argument is dumb. All red voting areas of the country are flyover areas. Norcal confirmed for flyover.

time flies bros we playoffs now...

>>75203294
Just won $400 tonight fellas

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rip

>>75202762
New Jersey based as fuck

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PLAYOFFS FINALLY

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>>75203328
It seems like just yesterday the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead and you disappeared from /nba/ for weeks. Feels good man, can't wait for it to happen again.

>>75202653
Because you like basketball

>>75203346
that was the other brazilian

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>>75203263
I am happy to know that even though my favorite player endured almost a decade of misery and suffering, along with shedding literal blood sweat and tears. He endured, and showed his love for a team he grew up hating.

he never left to chase rings with a superteam
he played all 82 games in a season where he was stabbed 11 times
and he was never too arrogant to give up the leader role when it was necessary

Paul Pierce to me, is the greatest basketball player to ever live, and is a prime example of what a Professional should be. And because of all his hard work, he eventually earned his championship ring for the team he had absolutely no reason to play for.

I will never forget Paul "the truth" Pierce, thanks for the memories.

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>>75202762
>Chick-fil-a dominating most of the country
nigga what the fuck? ive lived in Illinois my entire life and ive never seen or been to a Chick-fil-a

funny how /nba/ wont talk about the celtics cuccking lebron out of the 1st seed. you niggers bandwagoned the caves and now look at you, beaten like a black step child hiding in the locked discord

>>75203431
Same I figured the most popular here would be like McShit or something

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>>75203452

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>>75203359
i'll take your word for it hue, but im watching you....

>>75203470
but i'll assure you if the warriors blow this championship, i'll leave /nba/ for months

>>75203261
>a 7 footer actually misses 28.4% of their dunks
you can't make this shit up

The Brazilian is still posting? lmao he's been missing in action ever since I pastebinned his ass.

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based point guard alliance all in this weak shit

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get your brackets in by Saturday start of the first game. good luck

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>>75203566
>>75203566
>>75203566
>>75203566
>>7520
>>752035

stop pastebinning my ass

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Wew

>>75203571

Hopefully the memes get to put the clippers out of their misery once and for all. I hope we get a series between them and their both healthy. It would be the perfect send

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>>75203571
why is lebron so scared of lebulls?

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>>75203703
dwyade wade knows all his secrets

>shaq admitted that his lakers tried to avoid certain teams

This really kills the mistique of those 2000 Lakers, how can you say you're a champion and then say you don't wanna compete against certain teams?

>>75203760
ask lebron

>>75203785
Okay, do you have his personal Cell #?

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>>75203760
Bunch of bitches. This just proves teams tank/win at the end of the season to determine their matchup.

Tell me how else the lakeys suddenly have a 5 game win streak.

What was the last nickname you were given by a player you haven't played with before?
*BLOG ALERT*
>DYEL mode and wearing a cut out
1 of the two skinny black guys I was playing with calls me muscles. The other one tried to drive in by trying to use his body to try and get me out of the weight, I didn't budge. Other dude says you just can't push muscles around.
Feels good
/blog

>>75203808
post UA's

>>75203808
jimmy G buckets

the G stands for gone

>>75203808
alpha as fuck

>>75203833
Gone to the playoffs

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>>75203808
used to get called Slave in gym class basketball because i have a bunch of scars on my back from when i was in a car accident and it looks like my back got lashed up by a slavemaster with a whip. this one dude would shout "Slave scores!" every time i made a basket

>>75203808
I used to drain threes like no one's business and so all the black dudes I played with called me milk...

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>>75203866
>i have a bunch of scars on my back from when i was in a car accident and it looks like my back got lashed up by a slavemaster with a whip

lul, the heat become the first team to reach .500 after being 20 games away in a season... and miss the playoffs in the very same day

How fucking embarrassing to try so goddamn hard in the second half of the season just to have it all amount to absolutely nothing.

>>75203808
i get called latino heat. don't know why

>>75203897
Well, they're still making millions, gave their fans alot of good games, and some players earned their spots on the team.

So you can't really say it didn't amount to anything.

>>75203907
Are you fast and hispanic?

>>75203907
Kek is that an eddy Guerrero reference?

>>75203897
>>75203917
it also raised Dion Waiters' value by like a million and proved Spo is still an elite coach

>>75203932
yes my game is patterned after jj barea

>>75203934
no, i saw that name in gay porn alot

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>>75203826
4u
Do you lurk here 24/7?

last two digits of my post will the number of Lakers wins next season

>tfw the heat missed the playoffs

those niggas literally went 30-11 to close out the season, straight up on pace for 60 wins even with Dion's injury during the end of that stretch, is this the best team to ever miss the playoffs?

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>>75203965
yes im blind

>>75203987
>undefeated in the regular season then swept in 5

>>75203987
so they go 82-0 and don't even make the finals, how embarrassing.

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>>75203988
>is this the best team to ever miss the playoffs?

>>75203988
With all the talk of players resting and presumably not trying, I highly doubt that's true.

Puts the Warriors 15 game winning streak into question to, but more so on the narrative that Curry has found himself again.

>>75204000
>>75204010
71-11 and 16 straight playoff wins

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Why is the west so stacked?

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>>75203965
also i ate too much earlier and went to sleep. i just woke up and threw up a lil in my mouth

fml

>>75203988
nigga the Suns went 45-37 and missed the playoffs a few years ago

>>75204039
That Houston series is gonna be fucking baller.

>>75204054
All of them will be

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>>75204039
my eyes got raped from that pic

Men fuck the nets. so disgraceul sitting 6 of you guys when you have absolutely nothing to gain from losing

>>75204052
na its worse than that they were 46-36

http://www.espn.com/nba/standings/_/season/2009

10 games over and missed it

>>75204108
sorry men guess u should have just tanked...hindside is 50/05

>>75204108
Nets wanted to see who they went coming off the bench for next season

>>75204108
They gained by not taking a risk injuring Lin

>>75202762
northwest is so weird

>>75203389
The only celcuck player I will ever like

>>75202762
>tfw florida doesnt have in-and-out

>>75204143
yeah so they get 4 months to rest him if he does miraculously get injured.

>>75204140
such a garbage franchise.

>>75204151
>paul pierce
>likeable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mp5V26En3s

the only one likeable from those teams was fucking ray allen, and no I am not saying it because of "the shot." I thought he was classy even before he came

>>75203808
The big fridge was my knickname

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Official list of best scenarios in terms of which team makes it out of the west and east

west:
1. Thunder
2. Jazz
3. Spurs
4. Grizzlies
5. Clippers
6. Blazers
7. Warriors
8. Cockshits

east:
1. Wizards
2. Raptors
3. Pacers
4. Bucks
5. Bulls
6. Hawks
7. Cavaliers
8. Lelshits

Thunder vs Wizards is GOAT scenario, Cockshits vs Lelshits is WOAT scenario.

Warriors vs Cavs is most likely scenario.

>>75203808
First time I played on the bad side of town with some black guys and Samoans, they called me Pistol Paco. We played for about a hour before someone did a driveby and the guy who gave me the nickname got shot.

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who else here laughing at the heat choking and not getting in the playoffs? lmao literally

kucked: the organization living in lebrons nut sack

>>75204237
They didn't choke. The only reason they didn't make the playoffs was because of the tie-breaker. Bulls literally had the easiest win of every single game this year because
>nets
>sitting literally all the players out

>>75204237
pb..
u..

>>75204182
i know you

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>>75204256
>They didn't choke

>>75204237
If anything, LeBron is the one living in the Heats nutsack, he gave them two championships, but all they did with him being there was tarnish his legacy.

>>75204269
:^)

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>>75204290
>LeBron is the one living in the Heats nutsack

>>75204226

Thunder vs GS in the WCF would be insane.

basketball is my favorite sport
i like the way they dribble up and down the court

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How much points do you guys average in pickup?

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>>75204306
fuck around and get a triple double

>>75204269
Say it say my name

>>75204306
depends on who im playing with

when i run with taller guys and play PG i get around 18pt/10ast or so

when i run with normal size guys and play SF/PF, I end up with 10pt/12rb or so

>>75204328
josh

>>75204306
Honestly I get 6ppg and like 12 boards

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does everyone on /nba/ have a blacked membership?

>>75204330
Wew nope I'm a john

Can anyone give me a quick run down of the Celtics?

do Da Bulls stand a chance?

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>does everyone on /nba/ have a blacked membership?

>>75204296
They are, Dwayne Wade is the one the city loved anyway

>>75204306
like 10/10/10
im usually the ballhandler on offense and rim protector on d

>>75204348
Bulls might win 1 game their defense is fucking trash

>>75204306
big fat zero

>>75204380
whys that, should work on your game bruh

>Bulls lose to the Celtics in 5 games after a terrible series from Nicola Mirotic
>nothing happens with the front office/coaching staff because the NBA limbo isn't a bad situation for a big market team from the standpoint of ownership
>Bulls don't trade Jimmy Butler in offseason because they realize he's better than any player on every team worse than the Bulls in the East right now
>Wade resigns because he's a greedy faggot and Chicago is his hometown
>Bulls hopefully don't resign Mirotic
>League hopefully undervalues Rondo and he's resigned the Bulls
>Bulls draft John Collins, Bam Adebayo or some type of NBA-sized PG that can hit the 3 from time to time
>Bulls pursue Blake Griffin and fail and then settle for Ibaka or Terrence Jones for mid-range deals

Bulls win 38 games again and miss the playoffs and management finally gets absolutely cleared

getting 10 rebounds in pickup isn't impressive, you're pickup game is probably averaging like 30% shooting

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>>75204348
>>75204394

Man, Rondo was a bitch ass nigga.

>>75204397
what kinda of courts you playing on senpai? over here in cali, shit is fast paced as fuck and it's mostly former d1 players, i doubt more than 10 seconds goes by without someone putting a shot up

only us and NY and Chi niggas know this comfy feel

>>75204335
no just 1 weirdo who constantly spams that ugly blonde girl

>>75204335
Why would you ask that? pornography is the root of all evil.

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man joey stab ass had to go political huh
idk about this

I hope OKC beats the rockets

I know they won't, but I hope they do.

>>75204464
wats wrog whitey. nobody like ur trump.

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>>75204471
im mexican actually
but his flow is nice in this first one

im having a time keep stuff in my library that is preachy, no matter what way it goes

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>>75204488

>>75204513
dont triangle me bro

holy fuck lmao these skits are cringeworthy as fuck
i remember being 22 and thinking i knew everything
joey bad is a fool for this one

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yeah im done lmao deleting this shit and updating my rym

>>75202144
Now we have to watch the Pacers and Bulls in the playoffs instead of one of the hottest teams in the league. Great.

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>socially conscious hip-hop

>>75204586

recognize all this emptiness is dangerous
Ain't buildin' up they confidence, we teachin' 'em that they ain't shit
If they ain't got the latest that they saw on someone famous

>>75204633
lupe another guy who used to be good but is ass now

>>75204306
6 pts, 4 reb, 4.5 as

>>75204644

He's a bit too preachy for my tastes nowadays but can still spit bars when he wants to

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>>75202912

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>>75201831
>Duralpha
>68,8% FG
>71.4% 3P%
>29 points in 22 minutes
How can anyone even compete

>>75204394
This is what I hope happens btw

>>75204662
>with a 19 year old rookie guarding you
>with a front line of two 6'9" forwards from the Lakers protecting the rim

not really that impressive desu

>>75204662
He's good looking but he don't have a wife yet.
Guy is almost 30.

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can the pacers really take down the cavs?

>>75204679
this is my fucking image, stop it you bastard

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I cant sleep. I need Uncle Sam to read me a comfy bedtime story about pingpong balls, pick swaps and future 2nd rounders

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leave hinkie alone you autists

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>>75204679
Probably, anything is possible you know?

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>this thread

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>curry
>lamello
>lonzo
>liangello
>ingram

off the bench
>tony romo
>lavar ball

how many titles does this team win?

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I'm going to do some exclusive NBA streams next season including the Shookening Classic, Lakers vs Celtics games, Christmas Day games, etc. It'll be 720p 60fps, and will have embed 4chan posts (I'm still working on a system but it should pull from here and posted them on the screen, probably on small chat bar or scrolling text or something. I've commisioned AnotherDuck from Reddit to do some meme commericals as well to replace the boring ones

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>>75204706
>I've commisioned AnotherDuck from Reddit
>from Reddit
okay im out

>>75204718
that was a joke, anon

>>75204723
LeBitch fans literally take everything seriously, and to heart, you really shouldn't take them seriously or respond to them

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>>75204731
fuck off brah ive got a big posse, you don't want this

>>75204705
All of them

>>75204723
but I am serious about the stream doe
probably will do a test run during summer league

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>>75204748
why does lebron wife look like she use a /ebt/ card?

why is brian windhorst so fat

Look, make fun of LeBron and stuff all you guys want, I do it too, probably more than you.

But one thing I can't stand is when niggas talk shit about other dudes wives, like seriously, kill yourself if you do that.

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>tfw your mom will never be a crack whore with dna that gave you spider man abilities

>>75204771

lmao chill this thread is just a social experiment

>>75204789
Nah, now you're gonna pay
*starts beeting u 2 deth*

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>this thread is just a social experiment

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>>75204748
bitch got no ankles lmao

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so its just me and you PB

>>75204811
No, I'm here too.
Whoever I am.

>>75201974
>implying Adam Silver will let the East 1st seed get the first overall pick

Watch how Jew York, Miami or LA get the 1st seed while Boston gets 3rd or 4th.

>>75204830
Good enough, all 3 of the top 3 prospects are good interesting picks for Boston. Worst comes to worse they trade the pick for Jimmy Butler or something.

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hit me with your recs desu

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>>75204811
please stop stealing my reaction images

>>75204839
which makes no sense? jaylen's already better than him

>>75204898
He's not a guard.

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>jaylen's already better than him

the delusion is real

>>75204830

1. Phoenix
2. Orlando
3. Boston
4. Lakers (Philly)
5. Philly

Top 5 100% guaranteed

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The fuck?

>>75204919
He's too woke to the agent meme

>>75204748
yikes...and i thought westbrooks wife was bad

>>75204668
Kevin Durant has severe acne, a bald spot, brillo-pad hair, and bad breath.

Even Westbrook told him to go get a brush in one interview.

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brandon ingbust

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>>75204919

He's two intellijent too throw a ball in a hoop

So which reaction images have you stolen /nba/? I got a collection of 250 saved reaction images from /nba/ lmao they mine now

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Ah, I think I finally understand now.

wow this is dank
https://github.com/nebukazar/OneeChan

my 4chan looks almost as good as pb anons now lmao ayy lmao

>>75204963
pb'd

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>>75201831
Ight so I'm going to visit one of my friends in L.A. in a few days and I was thinking about getting tickets to one of the Clippers vs Jazz games.

Clips4lyfe you down to meet up and hang out at the game?

>>75204306
2

>>75202782
>supports Bernie sanders
>somehow not a cuck

if the kings draft another fucking euro center im going to lose my fucking mind

Which matchup do y'all think is gonna be most exciting? For me its Rockets/Thunder with Clippers/Jazz a close second.

GSW in 5
LAC in 7
HOU in 5
SAS in 7

BOS in 6
WAS in 6
TOR in 7
CLE in 6

Cap this

>harden says mvp discussion is about wins
>westbrook beats the rockets in the first round
this shit would be hilarious

>westbrook beats rockets in the first round

>>75205055

Bucks/Raptors or Bulls/Celtics

All of the Western series are going to be one-sided curbstomps. The east will be closer but those 2 have real upset potential

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>>75205055
honestly the only series that doesnt look fucking awesome is Blazers vs Warriors. Blazers probably wont even win a game. i could see every single other series going to 6-7 games

this year is shaping up to be as good as 2014 when almost every series in the 1st round went to 6-7 games

>>75202925
The majority of people on welfare are from California. Hollywood and Silicon Valley is what generates money in California, without that calif orbit is just another Mexico. Literally there's no working class in Cali, you're either poor af or rich, hardly any middle ground. Plus Cali is like majority fucking spics and black people. Trump needs to drop a couple nukes real quick

>>75205064
>harden says mvp is about wins
>doesnt have the best record in the nba
>isnt playing as good as westgod
>has bad shoes

>>75204975
test

>>75205076
go back to /pol/

>>75205076
So true. You're either rich or a beach bum

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Shitpost while you can westshit fan

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>>75202925
California is a massive burden on the United States, it consumes by far the most resources of any state and only produces like half of that back into the country.

There's a reason why half of the people who signed the Calexit petition don't live in California. We literally do not want you and hope you secede.