>9 tackles away at Bayern Munich How does he do it?

First he gather's ki by flopping around in the first half for ~30 minutes and after the commercial break he throws the genkidama

>Tackles
>Soccer

Pick one

>>75200387
Poor man's Idrissa Gueye

>>75204855

>>75204992
>Soccer

>>75200387
wasn't he the guy who almost killed himself diving?

>>75204992
This

>>75205393
No, that's Lewandowski.

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B-but Kanté is much better!

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>>75200387
Rúben Neves taught him on how to be GOAT

Stopped Robben from cutting inside. No Lewandowski helped though.

He's the type of player who enjoys important games.

Him and Carvajal were terrific yesterday. Now Bale on the other hand......

He is a madman
To think that São Paulo gave him away for free
Kek

KEK

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>casmeiro misses flight back to madrid after doping test

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>>75207085
he couldn't pee in time lol

>Andre Gomes
45 million
>GOATsemiro
4FREE
Kek.How does Farça's management suck so much?

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>>75207266
>4FREE
Hey, Real paid us something!

>>75208698
Delete gently pls

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>>75208714
>tfw Real pay us 7 million euromoneis AFTER loaning us Casemiro

We truly are the Jews of football

>>75206928
RM need to sell that useless cunt (Bale) back to the EPL this summer.

>>75207266
didn't Real pay 100m plus for Danilo and Hames

>>75206905
Is neves actually really good or is it just a meme?

>>75208777
Flo needed a big signing after the WC,so Hames happened,which was a marketing success. Danilo is just a product of Oporto outjewing Flo as they always do

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>>75208888
>>75208777
mfw Porto had Danilo and Alex Sandro on the fullbacks. One was absolutely shit, and the other was a world class player.

Halal Madrid went for the shit one.

>>75208917

dog bless uncle Flo

>>75208917
what the fuck do portuguese clubs do with all that money?

>>75206905
>>75208698
>>75208744
Keep it up moors, i love these pepes

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>>75208934

Porto president spends it all in brazilian hookers

>>75208917
danilo wasn't shit for porto though

>>75208966
good man, for a second i thought theyre wasting it

He's the perfect player to go alongside Kroos and modric. He also has the occasional clutch blooter so he's extra based

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>>75208784
Let me put it this way:

Rúben Neves (and this is underrating him very much, if I truly said what I think they would call me mad) the son of Xabi Alonso and Sergio Busquets, having been sponsored by João Moutinho

He is the face of the new Greatest Of All Time Midfielder, the Midfielder of the future, combining talent with maturity already at such a young age, with potential to improve it to never seen levels

He is not being used now because we are milking Danilo the more we can. But we are gonna sell Danilo to some good club (maybe unironically Bayern, who needs defensive midfielders now that Xabi is leaving, although they have Javi MArtinez, but he playes as a central) this season, and Rúben will be a starter by August

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>>75208944
Here you have a fresh new one just for you, baguette

>>75209030

don't be a big fat liar Paulo, everyone knows that

Black Saitama >>>>>>>>>> Ruben Neves

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>>75209074
>tfw we have the memest of teams:

>Deco 2.0
>Pepe 2.0
>the pinnacle of Portuguese 9
>mexican memes like Corona, Layun and Abortion Face
>Black Saitama
>Mr. J
>best Argelin since Based Madjer
>SuperMaxi
>a hipster goalkeeper
>a walking tree from belgium
>random white Brazillians and Spaniards
>André Silva 2.0
>Keksillas
>God
and new signing of the winter:
>Derlei 2.0

>>75208985
It all depends, I don't think he's so shitty right now either, but then again he's the backup for Carvajal who is unarguably the best right-back in the world right now, so...

And he never looked worthy of half of those 40mil tbqh.

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>>75209030
So he's a bench warmer despite being a GOAT midfielder?

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>>75209154
>abortion face

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>>75209197
Yes. Let me explain you in terms you will understand:

You are a pimp. You have two whores. One is an older whore, but everybody wants her right now, but she will grow old soon. The other is a younger whore, not as wanted as the other, but is clearly much better than the other. What do you do? You pimp the older whore first, let her give you the most money you can and, when you see that she is getting too old for that shit, you sell her to some rich, fat cunt for an absurd amount of money. Then, you use the younger whore you kept in reserve, that will give you even much more money and will stay with you more time because she is still of young age (relatively speaking)

This is management

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>>75209266
So you support pimps? Shame on you, Alberto Moreira.

>>75209335
It's Barbosa, Edmilson Jardel

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Please buy Luan

Literally the best DMF since Makelele.

So, Casemiro or Marcos Llorente?

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>>75209788
B-but Kanté is much better, isn't?

>>75210093
Even Black saitama is better

I love Casemiro lads

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>>75211988
I love him too, Ameribro

>>75206928
but >bayol was playing injured. thats why he was subbed out

Casemiro gave me quite the scare too with that nasty knee hit he took. glad he played the full match

He's the best defensive midfielder in Europe, and there's nothing you can do about it

>>75222520
ahahah#+#+#++#+AHHAHAHAHAAJAJAHAHHAHAJAJ oh god hahahahH€=€=¥=¥=AHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAH

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>It's another "young Real Madrid midfielder gets tons of hype as the future GOAT for a few months before declining and becoming a Europa League substitute-tier player again" episode

Hamez, Isco, Jese, Odegaard, etc.

>>75200387
By not getting red carded even when he commits aggresions, like against Bilbao. Comes with the dirty shirt, a good representative of the corruption of Españistán

>>75223730

>BAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW BAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>75222916
Isco is world class.Casemiro has been good for 3 seasons alredy pal
>>75223730
>Españistán
Wow a dumb sudaca.Your opinion is worthless

Who is better Illaramendi or Cassy mirra

>>75223826
Cassy. No question

>>75223740
>>75223743
Vuelve a la cueva en la que has estado diez años, Manolo

>>75223855
>El tiraflechas se ha enfadado
AYY güey no mames pendejooooo y vuelve a tu país AYAYYAYAYAYYAYYYY

>>75223897

como te clave una flecha en la nalga te arrepentirás de lo que dijiste.