Houston Astros @ Seattle Mariners Official Game Thread

>Tfw guaranteed to start the game with 1-0 lead

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MARINERS!

Dont anyone fucking say springerdinger

>>75199987
>>75199990
fuck

Hey M's bros. I was at the game last night and met Jen Mueller. She is really good looking in person. I gave her a high five (because I was in a high fiving mood) and told her I enjoyed watching her on TV, which elicited a huge smile. She's super sweet.

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>>75200039
neat. did you eat some crickets?

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Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!

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>springer

>>75200086
You know, I didn't look too hard for them. I would have, but I got a street dog and a really good soft pretzel and shared some garlic fries with my friend. I ate way too much.

Fuck hockey

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Alright boys let's win a series

>>75200166
cant beat a street dog. i dont think i could eat them, im not a fan of spicy food so spicy crickets doesnt sound very good.

>>75200174
rude

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3 up 3 down! THIS ONE IS IN THE BAG BOUS

>Reminder that not giving up a Springer Dinger on the 1st pitch is the equivalency of winning the World Series for the Memeiners

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>>75200218

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>>75200218

>>75200230
Reminder that Springer will test positive for PEDs later this year

>>75200216
I'm starting to get into spicy food actually. Not insane spicy, just a small kick. In fact, the street dog I had was at the Hebrew National stand and I had a spicy one.

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Fiers is having a hell of time out there, thankfully. Let's see some speed!

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>>75200275
nice. i hope to make a couple games this year.

SPEED KILLS

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wooooooo

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>just got home, so too late to predict a springer dinger to start the game
>no springer dinger to start the game
Do I have to do everything around here?

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SPEED & SKILL Is a lethal combo

CANO

ADVANCED HIT AND RUN TACTICS

TY BASED CANO

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WOOOOO!!!!!

CRUZ BULLET

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Is... is the offense that was promised???

>cano and cruz heating up
what a time to be alive

E6 UP IN HERE He's no Omar Vizquel

Oh coME ON

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WEW

>correa

>Carlos Correrror

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>>75200673
>>75200551

>>75200218
Based

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>mfw Carlos redeems himself with a 3-run bomb in the 7th

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>>75200733

zunin0

I've really been impressed with Dyson's play so far desu

>Rawlings bat
disgusting

This ump is terribad

>>75200832
As have I. He seems to be exceptional.

DP

FREEMAN DINGER

I BELIEVE

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Lads, The bats have awoken

FREEMAN POWER

FREE MAN


>>75200851

At least he's being consistent. No bottom of the zone today.

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Excellent work, Mr. Freeman

FREEEEEDOM

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congrats freeman!

>>75201119
Who is that on the Ferris wheel?

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>>75201143

Hanniger confirmed elite

>>75201119
I love the Dinger Canoe.

E5!!! He's no Kyle Seager

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All this base stealing

SPEED KILLING AGAIN

>can't hit
>can't run
>can't throw
More like Brian McCan't

MITCH

>>75201227
hopefully it fills up like last year

>>75201143
Le conman gm

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> 56 pitches thru 2 frames

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>streams dying
>team's dying

>>75201283
Maybe we'll need a fleet of canoes with all of the new additions.
The Haniger Hammer
The Kennewick Kid
FREE MAN
Motter Pop
Dyson Vacuum (Inside the park)
Valencia Orange
Mean Jean

is it safe to turn the game off and go to bed or stay up and be tired tomorrow?

>>75201351
i'll incorporate some of those when they hit dingers

>>75201351
>Motter Pop
>Dyson Vacuum (Inside the park)
>Valencia Orange
>Mean Jean
those are all bad
please dont use them

>>75201392
what do you have to do tomorrow?

What are the odds that the M's actually pull a playoff run out of their ass?

>>75201413
they were just off the top of my head. the board has spoken so they will be deleted from my brain.

>>75201392
You know damn well, it's not safe against a dynamic team like the Astros.

>>75201338
>he can't afford cable
Lmao you Houston fags are really something

>>75201413

Tater mott

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>>75201436
get up at 5 for work

>>75201413
kek i like motter pop

>>75201454
fug

>>75201517
i wake up at 5 for work
stay up

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>tfw at least our bullpen doesn't include Sam Dyson

The matte helmet's with the white uni's are pure sex.

>>75201563
Altavilla looks like he's been hanging out with Nick Vincent too much

M O T T E R

MOTTER GOD

MOTTER POPS ALL AROUND!

>>75201517
If you get a decent work out a couple hours before bed, you'll sleep better. At least I do.

Kye Guy with a nice hit!

Add Motter to the CANOE OF DESTINY

MOTTER THE MEME MAN

>>75201517
>>75201454
ok, i guess ill allow motter pop

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I don't know how much more of this I can take brehs

>>75201563
>tfw our bullpen doesn't either but we do have Ken Giles

All this young talent has me JAZZED boys

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>>75201543
rip me. ill try

>>75201606
im tired enough to fall asleep when i normally do at 8.

>>75201630
From what I've seen Devenski and Harris are good enough to take that closer spot

>>75201629
They do have a graphic at the game with bright colors that says "Motter Pop" when he does something well.

>>75201632
Hell yeah!

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Stolen

>>75201690
KEK

>>75201680
Harris, definitely. He's the most clutch guy on the staff by far. I feel like gregerson would be a better set up guy that way because he wouldn't have to worry about Giles giving up 3-12 runs the next inning.
Devenski is basically our Andrew Miller right now. He thrives in that role, so at his age, I wouldn't mess with it.

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>>75201690

This umps strike zone is smaller than mike trouts dick

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>>75201690
top kek


wild motter pops

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IS
THIS
OUR
INNING?!?

>>75201838
how you feel about triple plays?

>>75201835
pure kino

CHOKE TIME

>>75201847
depends. how do you feel about grand slams?

>>75201876
i dont like astros hitting them

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>>75201876
>grand slams

LOOKS LIKE Y'ALL AREN'T GETTIN THAT TRIPLE PLAY, BOYS!
How does it feel to be on the losing side?

>>75201876
>>75201901
this is seattle buddy
when you get the bases loaded with no outs you strike out then GIDP

>>75201835
So tasty

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If they leave the bases loaded I'm gonna punch a hole in my wall

>>75201933
haha yeah that would suck wouldn't haha

this offense would be so good if bregman, gurriel, and reddick would stop putting together the worst conceivable at bats

C'mon Gallardo. Hold it together man.

>>75201917
it wouldn't be seattle unless we walked someone with bases loaded

>>75201933
post hole

>bases loaded walk

Fucking beaner

this is either gonna go really well or be somehow even more disappointing

>Gallardo walking in a run

Thanks for Seth Smith, Mariners.

Damn you Astros. You weren't supposed to score there.

OH FUCK dont do that to muh heart

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>>75201982
I miss Seff :(

Gallardo has looked fine as a 5th in the rotation guy tho

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>finally get a lucky break
>make an out on the bases anyway

>>75201973
>post hole
That's gay, man

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>>75201981

Correa dumb ass

Just keep the grasshoppers away from the Houston broadcast team and I think the M's are in good shape

why does y'all's sideline girl have a lower voice than the commentators?

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LEAVE ANGIE ALONE YOU FUCK
RE

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NOTICE ME ANGIE

>>75202158
Spam #whereiroot on twitter from the gamethread until we get on root!

>>75202158
autism

>>75202132
WATCH IT BUDDY

>>75202158
>not linking directly to this gif >>75200218

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>>75202158
>trying to raid root

kys nori

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>aoki got an XBH
IT HAPPENING
THIS IS THE INNING

SHIT

>Scrubner
ruh-roh

did Aoki and Reddick just get back to back base hits? what the HECK

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>tfw this inning

>the city of Taylor Motter

>>75202315
Not a single SS in the majors gets altuve out there yo

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Dubs and take the lead

I legitimately though Haniger was gonna repeat last night's error

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That catch

>>75202342
delete

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>>75202355

no

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T H I S I N N I N G

gg

OOOH BABY A SINGLE

Houston players swearing, what a bunch of h*cking A-Holes

wait what did the dugout guys say?

get the out already

>>75202401
>fuck me daddy, fuck me
>yea stick it up my ass fuck yea

Don't worry Ms-bros, you're about to get sipp against the heart of your order, that's at least 2 more runs

This thread is moving so fast nobody will notice that I haven't been to an Astros game since the Killer B's days

>>75202426
I'll reference back to this post at the end of the game

Bored O's fan tuning in. Can we get a Cruz missile, please?

>>75202445
That's a shame. Don't you like baseball and exploring stadiums? It seems like that would be a nice stadium to check out.

>>75202458

doesn't look like it

>>75202464
Astros fan here, but Safeco is a legit top 5-7 stadium in the majors

>>75202492
It is pretty rad. it's hard to believe it's 17 years old. It always seems brand new when I go.

let's get another 2-spot please

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>his team's pitchers are named after violent sneezes
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

kust barely got the guy

SNL parody commercial is shit tier 2bh

>>75202158
kek
guess she didnt notice you

>>75202608

I didn't get to see it so I'll take your word for it

How is Zunino still in the majors?

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not bad zunino

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>>75202665
He has a 5 game hit streak bromeo

>>75202608
Farley and Hartman were the last good SNL cast members.

>>75201463
Theyre showing the rockets on the main root channel, remember when Seattle had a basketball team?

woo that was a big break

>>75202743
only if they get a martin dinger

>>75202685

Career .626 OPS, below-average defense.

Dude sucks, hit streak or no hit streak.

>>75202756
>below average defense
okay

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>>75202743
.....did someone say WOO?!

>off day tomorrow
Just end me

dp pls

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>tfw T I E B A L L G A M E

This team is so bad lel

hey remember this >>75200733?
close enough, right?

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Why do I do this to myself?

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of course they blow the lead

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T A K E T H E L E A D

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please don't let >us down, bregman

What the fuck man

Fuck this shit

Wakey wakey
Eggs and Breggy

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name a better team
>protip: you can't

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>>75202945
>>75202984
T H I S G U Y G E T S I T

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>bregman hitting
>gurriel hitting
>reddick hitting
>Altuve hitting
OFFENSE AWOKEN
SLUMP IS KILL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCa7tKiCMN4

this sums up how I feel about the bullpen right now

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>did the mariners loose the lead

:/

Worlds most shittiest team LMAO

HOLY SHIT LMAO

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OOOOH MYYYY

>>75203058
That's a funny way to say
>rags

SEND ALTAVILLA TO TACOMA

Mariners get your shit together. We can't let the Astros win the division.

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it just keeps getting worse

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LMAOOOOOO

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>>75203080
>he doesn't want us to stop the >rags
>he doesn't want us to stop the angels
we're your friends, buddy

>>75203100
Ayy lmao

>>75203100
ayy lmao

and it goes right into the pitchers glove

Peacock gold glove, lock?

does anyone in this bullpen know how to pitch?

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>>75203220
Not if this guy has something to do with it

IT BEGINS AGAIN

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO

people who get paid to talk about baseball actually thought the Mariners we're gonna be good this year

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just terrible

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Ok, settle down, boys. We don't need to use up all our runs at once.

>>75203332
Have you seen Gregerson and Giles this year?

I'll take as many runs as we can get

Its like 2004 again

Beltran? I'm thinking he's back

>>75203343
You're absolutely right, my man

>10 unanswered runs
Just another pathetic showing, one of many in the past week.

Servais fired when?

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>tfw this game

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These guys are playing worse than the 2011 squad that lost 17 straight

>>75203415

>mfw I just got into baseball
>Choose Astros because I'm Texan
>No regrets

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to think exactly one week ago tonight the "woos" appeared and then springerdinger

I'm sorry it had to be y'all, M's bros.
Y'all make the best companions for game threads. Good luck on the rest of your homestand.

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this bullpen is complete crap

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>Turn off game to focus on homework, the 3-0 deficit gnawing in my mind

>Turn game back on when finished, see Beltran hit a 2 run double and it's 10-5

I feel like I'm fucking up this assignment tho. 25% of my grade for a video resume

>>75203474
>Choose Astros because I'm Texan
You're a good man already for not being a rangers fan

>>75203515
Was wondering where you went, you son of a gun.
I hate those obscene-percentage-of-the-grade projects. What's your major?

One time Julia waved at me
It made my day :3

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Why do I feel compelled to keep watching

>>75203474
Don't worry, most Astro fans are just getting into baseball as well.

>>75203565
Go to bed, Ashby

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>>75203567

I wish I knew

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>>75203560
Supply Chain & Logistics

It's not even a Supply Chain & Logistics class though, it's just a business class (Professional Business Communication)

All assignments are these sort of video projects

>>75203565
Julia either looks 10/10 or completely unfuckable, depending on the day

>>75203567
see >>75203465

>>75203621
You a Bauer bro?

How is y'all's CF fence only 401? That outfield looks way bigger than that

>>75203621
wew
good luck with that, man

>>75203580
Says someone from Seattle lol

>>75203521
Of course, anything that comes from north Texas is shit.

Still hoping the Texans can make it to the Superbowl...

>>75203646
>>75203673
It's a major in the technology college-- under the fucking construction management department.

It's random as fuck since logistics is basically all operations of people, facilities, goods, and transferring them from point A to B

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Coming in to pitch the bottom of the 9th with a 5 run lead as a member of the bullpen seems cozy af tbqh

unless you're the >rags

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time to believe they can rally and win

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much needed lead off hit

>>75203646
I-i'm a Bauer bro...

Im heading off as soon as the game is over. So gnight everyone

GG

gg stros
Last two post numbers is how many wins the M's have this season

GG Stros

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GG my friends
See y'all later

>>75203815
Pretty accurate

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gg stros

this team needs to address the pitching issues

>>75203777
Got my minor from Bauer. Much nicer classrooms than Valenti