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>rags

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who will win my trophy this year /hoc/?

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haha what kind of loser team can't get a shot on goal in a single period pretty pathetic right? haha

>>75199903
Ducks

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>>75199905
haha

>>75199894
I'm pretty hype atm tbqatfhwuf.

>canadian teams

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>>75199912
>Cucks
Hmm I don't know, friend. Ever since you lost George Parros I just don't see the toughness necessary to receive the Domi blessing.

Then again, Kesler is a dirty piece of shit. I like him.

Say 10 Hail Domis and you might make it to the finals.

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>Friend texted me
>Haven't seen people getting out of Bell Center this pissed since they lost to Senators in the playoffs

Fucking wew

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>Miss me yet?

>>75199961
yes ;_;

>>75199961
I remember throwing my glass at the wall when I first heard the news

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>>75199982

>>75199961
They really should have traded him for a forward, if anything

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>first pairing, 2nd in toi in your first nhl game
>first nhl game is an away playoff win

i love you charlie

Does tonight officially make the Sens cucks?

>>75200036
He was there only good dman though. That would have been suicide.

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>>75200036
>b-but grinders are all you need!

>>75199894
I legitametely want Henrik to win a cup to end ragsposting and start habsposting

>>75199989
agreed, where all senators related imagery and discussion belongs

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>>75200058
>I legitametely want....to end ragsposting

>>75200052
I agree but
>trade great offensive dman for pp hard shot babby
>not suicide
pick one

>>75200036
Or atleast for a D-Man as fast, agile and with decent passing

Weber is slow and big, he can hit and protect the puck but pk could do that too

I would have loved to get idk Brodin or Spurgeon and a promising forward

Or Nurse/Sergachev and Hall idk

Idk anymore

>>75200079
Subban had to big of an ego. He is a cancer on any good team.

>>75200115
I seriously think anyone who believes this is secretly racist, but believe what you want. :^)

>>75200115
t. Michel Therrien

>>75200131
>criticizing non-white people is racist
kys

pk subban is a smelly, dirty, annoyingly faggy nigger.

t. boston man

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>>75199982

>>75200191
The >big ego/bad attitude argument is always used against poc desu
>subban
>kadri
>ho-sang
>e.kane

but everyone comes to patty kane's defense despite him being a rapist and taxi drive assailant. :^)

>>75200222
nice trips

mnm pls respong

>>75200191
The thing is, no one in the locker room ever complained about Subban.

His energetic nature might have annoyed some more relaxed guys but he still got along with everyone and what he brought to the ice was well worth any of your rumoured locker room cancerism anyway.

Subban is the guy who hangs out with Price, Crosby, Stamkos, Tavares, Weise, Gallagher etc etc etc

Excuse me if i have a hard time believing your claims

le test tube

those orange oilers jerseys are seriously fucking hideous what are they thinking

>>75200248
notice the color of the skin of all of the individuals you've singled out as examples here. that's no coincidence. rather conspicuous when you think about it.

if your team is brown they'll let you down. if your stars be white, win you might

>>75200248
Who did he rape?

If he were a rapist why isn't he in prison?

Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

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>>75200248
alleged rapist, never convicted
he's the kobe of the nhl

>>75200248
negroids produce about 20% more testosterone than adult white men, causing them to be prone to and therefore engage in flamboyant and aggressive behaviors more often

>>75200365
kobe literally admitted that the sex he had with that woman wasn't consensual, at least he had the courage to admit it and apologize.

Imagine living in Ohio

kek

>Sharts

Hawks taking it all boys. Dubs confirm. Literally any number confirms

jordan eberle scored the most goals of any player this year without having a gwg

reddithawks out first round boys. Dubs confirm. Literally any number confirms

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>>75199865
Dude seriously fuck you. Ohio is better than these 'Michiganders' that come here for our Sandusky Cedar Point fuck you shitter.

Can we make the hawks-pens-habs broship a thing?

rangers are ELITE and anti reddit

>>75200543
i got u senpai

>>75200543
Get this reddithawks maymay out of here and get back to calling them blackcocks

>>75200562
reddit already exist

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>>75200552
>Ohio is better than

>>75200578
>rags

>>75200584
Then you should go back there buddy

>>75200608
This

>>75200608
i'm not a reddithawks pongs or hasbeens fan tho

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>last year
>Fleury carries Pens through season
>Murray carries Pens through playoffs

>this year
>Murray carries Pens through season
>Fleury carries Pens through playoffs

such bros

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>>75200543
They're getting the 4th cup for the core this year and there's nothing you can do about it but shitpost

>>75200620
Kongs fan detected

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feels good mang

>Its a "Bill gets robbed of the Smythe again" episode

Don't know how to feel lads

>>75200634
This nigga knows what's up

>>75200248
>The >big ego/bad attitude argument is always used against poc desu

cause its often true

I wish Brandon Saadomy would come back to the Hawks

>>75200647
this is redemption year for him

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>>75200631
This desu. Shame a luckpuck turnover cost him the SO

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>>75200597
>Canadian

Who needs Letang when you have Määttä who made the Pens' defense great again.

is anyone in the world watching the blues play the wild right now when connor mcreddit and epic reddit beard man are playing

>>75200679
Too busy being molded into a 15 goal scoring bruising forechecker by tortellini.

>>75199865

What channel in the US is the Edmonton game on. USA is blacked out for me.

>>75200715
are you implying people only watch one game at a time?

>>75200696
How's the sauna brah? We all know those pesky swedes didn't invent it

>based fleury letting one in so bill can get the GWG
smythe this year boys

>>75200696
>3-1 win
>+2
the man is a god

>>75200741
great

>>75200715
Flipping back and forth

>>75200696
Maatta was great tonight. Thank you Finland.

>>75200730
That's such a waste of talent :(

>>75200737
it's on usa ya dingus. first round is also on local broadcasts though

>>75200765
Yeah he said USA is blacked

>>75200691
SHame they have to trade him this offseason

Missed the oilers game. How did Bulju play?

>>75200045

wtf I love long island now

Mild Bloose is going to be one boring series, bros

>>75200781
now read the second sentence

>>75200715
>not watching up to 5 games at once. fucking rookie

>>75200045
Looks like a fat redditor desu

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This man walks into the playoffs and scores all over your team

What the fuck are you going to do about it?

>>75200822

Root Sports is just postgame.

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>that 1-0 playoff feel

>>75200867
Why is he so clutch


>shorks

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>>75200867
>I'm here to eat hot dogs and score points
>and I'm all out of hot dogs

Tfw oilels are winning

Fucking finally. Some first period goals.

Has anyone seen Cam Atkinson???

oilers, the absolute madmen

>>75200332
*whom did he rape

>>>>>>snes

>literally losing to the boilers
holy lel how the fuck did this shit team get to the final last year?

Looooooocccchhhhhhh

>>75200878
if you're not in the san jose or edmonton market then there's no reason for usa to be blacked out for you. you're fucked

>>75200940
It was magic and it all ran out :(

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>>75200045
he's gonna be a good one.

Alright can we come to a consensus on team nicknames?
>Blackcocks
>Oilels
>Blows
>Mild
>Rags
>Blots
>Cucks
>Kongs
>Shorks
>Laffs

What are the rest?

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*never wins the cup*

>>75201016
reddithawks
boilers
low caskets
whyld
rags
blooters
cucks
kangz
sharts
laffs

>>75201016
Ed-mount-men

>Jones
>Werenski
>Hanifin
>McAvoy

Could Canada be any more fucked?

>>75201060
>no olympics
who cares ;_;

So the best final would be Oilers Penguins right?

>>75201081
WORLD CUP

>>75201082
No kys

>>75201103
t. Assblasted filthadelphian

>>75201092
True. Is that happening this year again or is it another 3?

Either way USA looks scary for the first time since 2010, so that's exciting. Nothing like a good CAN-USA match

>>75201104
I hope that guy went to prison

>>75201082
yes

how man secondaries does mcdavid have so far?

>>75201104
they're only pretending to be retarded

>>75201117
Wrong. Cocks fan

>McCuckold already racking up those sweet secondaries

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>>75201104
>kippers at this level of denial already

Guys, I hope you didn't fuck up and forget to put money on Ironman Bill Kessel to win the Conn Smythe this year while the odds were at 35/1

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nice picture of maatta

If the golden showers had any brains they would have made a huge play for Sutter

>>75201169
>Bet
>Lose
Every time

>>75200693
>implying there's something ohio is better than anyone at except for producing losers, chokers, and factories of despair


Sad thing is, as a pens fan, a few years ago i actually secretly rooted for the BJs as they were starting to get their shit together.
After a few years of enduring Dubinskys headhunting and their general scumbag style of play, I have no such fondness for them anymore.

>>75201169
be kinda tough to win the conn only playing 2 rounds of playoffs though

>>75201016
>reddithawks
>soilers
>blose
>mild
>rags
>tranpa
>cucks
>kongs
>shorks
>laffs

>>75200968

Looks like it was finally unblacked out. Took the whole first period.

>>75201219
shut the fuck up Ted

>>75201219
>Ohio State football
>Reds baseball of the 70s
>Lebron James, top 3 player of all time
>Jack Nicklaus, greatest golfer of all time

Factory of sadness is the Browns

>>75201272
Who this nigga Ted?

Alain Vigneault wears a size 6 skate, he must have a tiny penis.

>>75201306
shut the fuck up

>>75201203
>hiring a coach with a boring style when you need to attract fans

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>>75201296

>>75201296
Friendly reminder the Browns have won a playoff game more recently than the Bengals.

>>75201296
>bragging about golfers

if san jose let's one canadian team get to the second round I'll be pissed

>>75201368
I'm a Browns fan so no arguments here

>>75201385
kiddy spotted

>>75201385
Golf is an amazing sport. Most mentally challenging.

>>75201406
>shorks

>Ohio just lost a hockey game
>Ohio now talking about ANYTHING but hockey

fuck off faggots it's pathetic

>>75201385
I could be that obnoxious Pittsburgh guy

So I will

>70's Steelers
>60-70s Pirates
>Arnie Fucking Palmer
>Practically Half of the Best QBs of All time

Fucking entire state of Ohio can barely compete with 3 counties on western PA

>>75201226
>capitals in the second round
>laffs
>beating the penguins

Choose one guy

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>>75201385
>not bragging about golfers

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>>75201314
French people have the biggest dicks, but the smelliest ones too.

>>75201455
>>75201462
jack owned arnie. no offense.

>>75201502
pens owned the jackets. no offense.

>>75201502
fuck off ted, no offense

>>75201518
you live in western pennsylvania. no offense.

>>75201534
you live in ohio

I'm sorry for you

>>75201534
that's not offensive

>>75201534
what does that have to do with hockey? why do none of your posts have to do with hockey? this is a hockey thread right?

I'm Jake Allen and I'm laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild

pennsylvania state university aided and abetted a boy raper. no offense.

dat Jake Allen save though
I don't even care about the game but that was a thing of beauty

>>75201580
Penn St is philly territory and I agree they are scummy pedos

>>75201577
>>75201595
he shut the pedosotans up I loved it

someone post the laughing so hard vocaroo

>>75201518
>>75201549

you have to go back, beaners

>>75201559
Its the traditional /sp/ shit on ohio every time they lose moment

>>75201607
Nah we can't even foist them off on Philly

PSU is property of Pennsyltucky, that awkward Alabama-like nether region between the places where people actually want to live

hahaha go sharks

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>mfw all the good teams won or are winning tonight

>>75201651
How are your Canucks doing tonight? Huh?

>>75201648
stop fucking blogging you nigger you did this all fucking gamethread too. nobody gives a fuck

>>75201580

I went to the Rose Bowl this year and it was my first IRL interaction with Penn State fans. It was fucking creepy to see how they still worship Paterno. Some cult shit is going on with their fans. I'm sorry for the Big Ten fans/Pennsylvanians who have to deal with them on a regular basis.

Are the Blues an actually good version of the blue jackets?

>>75201688
just say "joe pa knew" and they go into autistic rage and you can ignore them

>>75201701
Not sure I follow? How are they similar?

Holy fuck redditbeard btfo

>>75201721
Just kind of that memey dark horse team Nobody thinks will go anywhere

there's a qt sitting first row behind the shorks bench

>>75201714

After the game some asshurt Penn State fan said "Fuck you cheating assholes" (I'm a USC fan). I told him "At least we're not pedophiles" and he REEEEEEE'd so hard. I'm sure the only reason he didn't throw a swing is because he was alone and I wasn't.

>>75201714
Only the State College campus people are like that though, a lot of alum went to the satellites and they are just awkward and properly ashamed about that shit

Although the ones travelling are generally the hardcore creeps so you are fairly safe griefing them at away games

>>75201766
>a lot of alum went to the satellites and they are just awkward and properly ashamed about that shit
lolno

Mild sweep in 6

>>75201766
Implying attending a satellite campus counts

>>75201805
They aren't the ones plastering nittany lion magnets on the back of their car so you might miss them

also PSU hockey actually got decent recently

>>75201836
a large percent do their shit ass basic creds at the satellites and then go to main to complete their indoctrination and also get a slightly nicer piece of paper

>>75201721
They have the word Blue in them, and most people don't know they exist.

How shook are crapitals right now?

>Pongs gonna sweep the BJs
>Craps will struggle with the Laffs

Laughing SO HARD at Obitchkin

>>75201858
I live in central pa stop trying to tell me about penn state

>>75201875
i'm sorry for you

>>75201907
xD

Cmon shorks! Gotta complete the leaf sweep!

>>75201918
I'm gay, who do I root for?

>>75201939
the habs.

>>75201875
What part bud Hershey here

>>75201939
Didn't mean to quote>>75

>>75201947
same. harrisburg

>>75201936
Day of the rake when?

>>75201967
Come to klick Lewis so I can lick your fuckin ass

>>75201987
be at the giant center saturday night

>>75201967
>>75201987
Oh shit I meant kick not lick oh shit

>>75201987
fucking pennsylvanians. always about the boy anus.

>>75202011
too late you're givin me a rimmer

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JUST SCORE A FUCKING GOAL

Let's go sharks, eh

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>>75202040
>he fell for the pedosota meme
>he actually stayed up to watch this

>>75202056
Nah bud no way eh

>>75202056
I'll root for them for an ezpz finals rematch

how come all the worse teams are winning tonite

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>>75202079

leafs BTFO

>>75202079
it's that damn team in vegas, gambling has gotten into our sport and the players are fixing games

>>75202079
Cuz they're the gooder teams lmao get fucked coach firer

>>75202071
>implying the leafs aren't shocking the east

>>75201987
>>75202000
>>75202011
>>75202028
>>75202031
I'm crying laughing

Fucking aggressive homogay Central PA nerds

>Mild getting HALAK'D

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>>75202100
what does this picture even mean?

canada is made up of the best posts?

>>75202123
I'll lick your ass too faggot

>>75202123
Come to the giant on fishburn in Hershey at midnight and I'll fuck you up faggot

>>75202155
I go to the one on 39 desu

>>75202186
Oh shit dude a bunch of bears players live around there we should lick their fuckin asses

>>75202211
I'm in. gotta head to sleep now to rest my tongue

Poonada

Worst first day of the playoffs in years.

Easily.

>all these gay broculture posts

Based /hoc/

Hockey is too luck based.

This night has been shitty and low-scoring.
Downsize goaler equipment and introduce multi-puck

Sharts are benefiting from some massive refpuck but somehow still losing

>>75202259
What sport isn't?

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>>75202259
>luck based
>same fuckin teams win every year

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>>75202256
>broculture

die

>>75202252
>habs getting Glassed
>snes choking
>blowjobs btfo

Pretty good so far

>>75202282
Cricket is a perfectly balanced game of pure skill and athleticism

>>75199865
TELL ME WHAT THE WILD TRADED FOR HANZAL AGAIN

>>75202259
gotta make your own luck pegga

>>75202299
cricket is just a hobby desu

>the STATE of Hockey

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gotta make your own luck

holy shit I kept hitting the channel return button but no matter what I did it stayed on the mild blues game. the other game was doing a live look in and I couldn't figure it out

>>75202282
snooker

>>75202299
It's basically extended besibol

Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild

Jake Allen

jake

fucking

allen

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>>75202259
Lack of ambition isn't being "unlucky".

>>75202360
Mini soda Mild fans are absolutely SEETHING

>Parise

JUST
JUST
JUST
JUST

>Parise stopped the goal

J U S T
U
S
T

>>75199865
Hey, that Blues coach blowing the wild the FUCK out looks familiar. Wait. That isn't...no! There's no way!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75202364
>saying this to the best country in olympics
lel get fucked norge

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>>75202259
you need luck when your team is shit

>>75202407
That's USA though.

>>75202419
this mongol is too hot

holy shit

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>>75202479
the only thing good out of finland

wtf sharks, SHOOT THE FUCKING PUUUUCK

>>75202536
Kippers looks like that?!

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>>75202419
>>75202536
KIPPER LOOKS LIKE THAT?

>>75202477
>muh population
doesn't say anything about average individual in that country like you were referring. don't make arguments if u can't

>>75202536
name?

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So are we losing a club member this year? New one coming in a couple of months

>>75202572
Nah

>>75202572
caps are the only contender in that pic so no

>pongs win
>rags win
>broons win
>edmonton reddits winning
what a terrible way to start the playoffs

Will the Mild have any fans after tonight?

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>>75202572
Considering how the Canucks are not currently in the playoffs right now, that statement is incorret.

Once we draft the Swiss guy, we'll be leave the club starting next year.

>>75202631
Hairy legs

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>>75202598
This is the year

>>75202631
Wanted to see if her BFF Deepak is back as well

HAHAHA GO SHARKS LOL

>>75202631
Got too fat

>overtime on a late starting game

wew

Fucking metheads

did someone say refpuck?

Stupid fuckin oilers

why couldn't the snes have done that I don't wanna ruin my sleep schedule

SO HARD
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>Bloose and oils conceding at the same time

Spooky

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i have made this prematurely

>>75202631
got caught blowing a dog

>BLOSE
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAO

>a oilel falls down
>NO CALL!?!?!?! REFPUCK!!!!
What's wrong with Edmonton?

reminder it was already decided months ago that the blues were going to win the cup, and dubs will yet again confirm

>>75202631
Got blacked

>>75202631
having a secret penis

>Oil is black
>Oilers wear Orange
How come?

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Hah easy~~

>orange jerseys for the coilers and not the flim flams
this is some next level autism

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>>75202726
And then they start chanting Refs, You Suck

Blose just ruined all that work by Allen to keep them from getting utterly btfo

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>oilers currently getting out the blown fuck

haha

>>75202561
You can't just do a per capita comparison of olympic medals when Finland is over-represented in the number of athletes they get to send to the olympics. The population of USA is 60 times greater than that of Finland, but they only have 5-10 times the number of athletes competing.

who /team up 1-0/ here?

>>75202252
>Frogs get Glassed and shutout
>Snes don't allow a shot for 24 minutes and then choke
>Based Bill shits on the BJs
>Blose or Mild choke
>Boilers or Shorks choke
nah senpai seems like a pretty good day to me

POST BUTT
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>Lucic

HE GOOD GOON HE DINDU NUFFIN

>Clearly slashes
>THATS NOT A PENALTY!!!
>FUCKING FLOPPING SHORKS!!!
?????

lucic is a dumb fucking goon

>>75202789
Results don't equal good games.

>>75202631
I'm also going with getting caught blowing a dog.

OILELS

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>>75202783
Wasn't even close

>Lucic spends his entire career with refpuck on his side
Wew lad

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>yfw the person who tweeted this got fired

>>75202631
being from akron

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>>75202783
here fäm

>Krug, Carlo, Krejci out
>Miller hurt
>don't get a shot in the second
>win

Sens should be embarrassed if they don't win in 5 tbqh

>>75202847
How embarrassing.

Laughing SO HARD at Connor McDicklet

>literally every team I picked in my bracket that is playing tonight lost/will lose
My picks are like aids

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>>75202847
>I trust in advance stats

*tips*

All these fucking Shark puns
>THEY'RE CIRCLING AROUND THE EDMONTON WATERS!
>A SHARK BITE!!!
>MARLOW RAISES HIS FINS
>THE OILERS ARE TRYING TO HOLD THIS FEEDING FRENZY!!
>THE SHARKS SMELL BLOOD ON THE ICE!!!

Fucking commentators

>>75202901
Is losing 2-1 good?

>>75202752
>Oil is black
Terrible Oil. The best stuff is liquid gold.

>>75202911
cringe

>>75202911
you can hear their cocks hardening with every successful pun

>>75202899
The Bruins are injured as fuck, Ottawa shouldn't have lost, but apparently they're dogshit

Montreal has no real excuse to get shut out by the Raggots

Picking the BJs over the Pongs is retarded, that's your own fault

The West games can go either way.

>>75202899
This what happens when you take /hoc/ memes seriously

My cousin dropped $500 to go to this Oilers game.

>tfw waiting for OT so I can text him right when the Shorks win

>>75202916
does """advance""" stats say it's good?

last year with no canadian teams was better desu senpaitachi

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>>75202899
My bracket is still doing alright i think

>yfw Mild win in 7OT

Making some coffee now

Lol edmonton is poopy

Well, let's take a logical and balanced look at the teams who can actually win it all
Based on the last 2 years of cup winners, we know a team must have a finnish player.
That rules out Ottawa, St. Louis, >rags, San Jose, Washington, Chicago.
Now, Pitt stains can't win it for sure, so they're out.
That leaves Laffs, Quacks, Flims, Ruins, Oils, Mild and BJ's.
Laffs lack depth, Ruins and Oils as well.
Mild always crash and burn, same with bj's.
this is why I have chosen either the Quacks or the Flim Flams for the 2017 Stan Lee Cup.
Congrats to whoever wins.

>>75202631
having no tits

Parise wants dat Conn Smythe with 7 shots

>>75202962
Canadian teams are better for the salary cap retard, unless you enjoy your team being cap-strapped with a stagnant cap. Moron

Why is the NHL website so shitty? couldn't save my bracket yesterday and the even the bracket challenge website wasn't loading at all today.

>>75202978
Bad post

>>75202988
Very anally injured I see