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/afl/ Easter (Round 4)

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>Thursday 13th April
West Coast Eagles vs Sydney Swans @ Subiaco Oval; 18:10 AWST
>Good Friday 14th April
North Melbourne Kangaroos vs Footscray Bulldogs @ Docklands; 16:20 AEST
>Saturday 15th April
Melbourne Demons vs Fremantle Dockers @ the MCG; 13:45 AEST
GWS Giants vs Port Adelaide Power @ Manuka Oval; 16:35 AEST
Adelaide Crows vs Essendon Bombers @ Adelaide Oval; 19:10 ACST
Carlton Blues vs Gold Coast Suns @ Docklands; 19:25 AEST
>Easter Sunday 16th April
Collingwood Magpies vs St Kilda Saints @ Docklands; 15:20 AEST
Brisbane Bears vs Richmond Tigers @ the Gabba; 16:40 AEST
>Easter Monday 17th April
Hawthorn Hawks vs Geelong Cats @ the MCG; 15:20 AEST
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who /dabloos/ here?
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Casual reminder that Charlie Cameron will win the Charlie.
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/fordgirl/
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Hawks on glorious re-ascension watch
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>>75202268
Can see this happening next year.
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Basedbane tbqh lads.
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who /uwa/ here?
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good bit of wogball banter from the abc sports quiz this week
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>>75202657

Dat crowd tho.
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*dabs
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gopp gat :D :D :D
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One of these is bound to win someday
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>>75202854
>basing an entire crowd on 100-200 blurry seats
ABmulticodeturalist logic everyone
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>>75203848

AWW KNOW WROUIGHT! JEEZ DEES BLOODY MALACCAS WOULDN'T KNOW MOUSSAKA FROM THE BLOODY BACLAVA MOITE!
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Carlton/Gold Coast
Magpies/Saints

i need answers people
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>>75204248
Suns and pies desu, blues might still do it depending on how consistent gc are after their shitfest AND hawkwatch, pies are looking solid and probably wanting to keep up the momentum of depressing the swans
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>>75204248
Blues, Pies. Suns are garbage, losing by 100+ should tell you that, they only destroyed the Hawks because the Hawks are garbage as well.
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Friendly reminder Gillon McLachlan is a marxist cuckold
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>>75204248
pies/saints is at docklands so im leaning towards saints but pies form is unignorable

blues/gc basically just reset their form last week and is a coin flip for mine
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Friendly reminder that today is indeed Holy Thursday, so I advise you all to please watch what you post. We are a Christian community after all.
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>>75204546
isn't being a faggot against the bible?
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>>75204580
Yes
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>>75204546
Wanked twice today, forgive me
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>>75204612
Don't ask me for forgiveness, ask God.
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>>75203770
You probably win tonight but I would be very surprised if we even see 170 points between North and the Dogs.
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Going to the game tonight, hoping Ashley Sampi is a late in.
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>>75204663
>having twatter

mate im not into that normie shit fucking tell me what your tipping so i can go the opposite
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HEAVE HO UNNA
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>>75204672
They reckon David Wirrpanda won't playing be playing tonight.
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>>75200350
>>75202325
>>75204656
>>75204663
>>75204683
stop shitposting fake RC
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>>75204672
>tfw he was my favourite player
>tfw had 28 on the back of my guernsey
>tfw they robbed him of a goal after the siren to win a premiership

ill never forget
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>>75204684
I'd take an obese 50yo wirrapunda over josh hill

>>75204692
should have gone full specky
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Reminder that I am the ACTUAL RC and here is my resume:

-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a highschool education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-studied in the field on Biology (Neurology included) for longer than the average PhD student does (over 15 years)
-written a pilot for a televsion show satiring "Reality" TV
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a ono-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
-placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
-had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
-helped fund a new local soccer stadium
-hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage
-has a direct lineage to Machievelli
-committed suicide on the 9th of Janurary 2016
-admitted it was a ruse to throw off the AFP on the 14th
-is an advocate of pseudoscience (MBTI), despite being a man of science
-reappeared on the 6th of Feburary, in China, but using an Australian proxy for obvious reasons.
-completely unable to change the buoyancy or position of watercraft
-single-handedly responsible for the 15 year disparity in indigenous lifespans
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>>75204692
Fucking Scott Mclaren.

Also noticed the AFL website puahing oit their propaganda that some teams aren't picking up the 'intel' aka not subscribing to what umpires are being told to focus on for the week. Like it even matters when they will probably rig the finals series again anyway.
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>>75203659
big boy wambat/John Candy.

He's literally a quarter of the size now. Hungry Jacks Claremont lost huge amounts of revenue when he stopped going there twice a day for a double whopper cheese combo.
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Port will win the premiers hip.
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>>75204710
trying too hard/10
stop shitposting fake RC
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I feel like we need to bond further in here, to better understand where we come from. Download tampermonkey on Firefox, Chrome, etc then look up flaghunters 4chan . We'll see the Aussie flags in better detail showing our state and even suburb if you choose to include that. Let's go, we can even rat out the REAL RC
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>Conspiracy Check
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>>75204739
"no"
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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
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>>75204765
Your loss, it feels so good to chat with the elite flagholders this way
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>>75204774
>>75204739
aspergers tier m8
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>>75204774
Someone tried to get this rolling last year and it didn't take.
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who /gaj/ here?
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>>75204739
agreed
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>>75204792
Overrated
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>>75204766
Always here to talk mate.
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>>75204810
stop shitposting fake RC
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this is >our night, lads
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>game doesn't start until 8:10pm
fucking WA fags ruining everything again
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>>75204834
Agreed. Hope people got their money on iggs to beat the line as I recommended.
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>tipped Brisbane
LOCK ME UP
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>tfw a girl looks at you because you're a 9/10 and she wants the d
>tfw you're too autistic and shy to look at her or even acknowledge her existence
>tfw she probably now thinks she's ugly and has self-esteem issues

makes me feel bad t bh
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>>75204841
really need double headers when it's a WA team playing at night. We never get proper night games.

A vic game starting at 1810 EST leading into a WA game starting at 2030 WST would be based
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>>75204841
>game starts at 6:10pm
fucking >least australia fags ruining everything again
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>>75204847
Same m8, except for me the last green arrow would be:
>tfw she probably now thinks you're a creepy antisocial fag with high expectations
Whatever, not like I'm going to get married anytime soon anyway.
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>>75204847
Holy shit that's me, except for the first and 3rd line
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Really don't understand why I should have my twitter posts deleted.
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>>75204892
Really don't understand why you're STILL imitating me.
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20 minutes until the weekend, pretty hype to sit on my arse and drink tinnies for 4 straight days tßh.
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Am i being pranked, the TV guide says theres domestic swimming on instead of the footy...
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http://www.sbs.com.au/nitv/article/2017/04/13/historian-says-newly-found-transcripts-prove-marngrooks-influence-afl?utm_content=bufferd4641&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

let's give thanks to the blackfellas for inventing our sport
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>>75204903

QLD flood coverage?
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>muh plebocracy
>muh leejun
>plz follow muh twitter anons
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>>75204894
Being an overweight virgin NEET isnt really something I can imitate.
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Which RC trip is the real one?
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>>75204892
>>75204894
>>75204917
Can both of you stop giving me a bad name please. I've got a reputation to protect.
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>>75204917
Of course, it's natural to you

>>75204922
I am.
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>>75204922
You really shouldn't care, but it's this one
>>75204894
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>>75204917
>Y-you're fat
Christ you're sad.
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>>75204892
>>75204917
stop shitposting fake RC.
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Iggs niggs where you at?

I got a bad feeling about tonight, we've been pretty mediocre all year. I think this year is a write off without NicNat.
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>>75204922
the "real" one killed himself a few years ago
This is the real one >>75204926


>>75204917 this guy is just sad pretender

Hope that helps.
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>>75204739
>>75204774
>redditflags
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>>75204945
here cunt.

>we have Mitch and the bloke who owns Josh Kennedy's Small Moves. >we'll be fine.
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I want to watch the footy but tonight on survivor a contestant gets kicked off for outing one of the guys as a tranny.
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who /HEAVE HO UNNA/ here?
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>>75204932
don't forget virgin.
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Teams are out lads.

Who you guys trading in for Gawn? I'm thinking Stef.
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>>75204968
stop shitposting fake RC
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@75204968
Can't believe you think that counts as a comeback. How the mighty have fallen by their own hand. Sad.
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Is footy on good friday the first step towards degenerate behaviour and the fall of our country which was founded on good Chrisitan values?
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>>75204980
Yes, but at least they are putting on monster amounts of fish and chips to pay homage. Some raghead will probably stab people outside though.
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>>75204980
It's already begun and honestly I was a big part of it for most of my life. Trying to rectify this.
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>exploding knees

it just gets better for us ABHawthorns
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Jarryd @Straffo Apr 12
Replying to @Straffo

I mean what’s the big deal? He got better.
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Jarryd @Straffo Apr 12

“Christianity is under attack” they cry while the country shuts for a day vaguely in the vicinity of when a guy made have died 2000+ yrs ago

What did Straffdog mean by this?
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>>75204999
>0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes

What did he mean by this?
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>STILL trying to recycle his "man of faith" crap
sad as fuck realty cheque.
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>>75204999
>may* have died
I thought it was conclusive that Jesus did actually exist and he was crucified.

It's only the story of how he came to be (God impregnating the Virgin Mary) that is unknown.
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>>75204999
>>75205006
Look at this piece of shit. LOOK. His existence is God's failure.
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>>75205013
Yeah I think most historians agree Jesus Christ did exist. Ol Straffo might not be as enlightened as he thinks he is.
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>>75204999
Christianity is under attack though. I can't think of anything in the media that displays Christianity in a good light, and there is virtually 0 (zero) coverage of the ongoing Christian persecutions in the M.E. and North Africa. Christians are the most persecuted religious group in the world, and no one seems to care.
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>>75205021
Is he tall?

What a waste of good height genetics by getting so damn fat.
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>>75205028
6'3 but he's gotten even fatter judging by his latest selfie
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>>75204999
>>75205026
Who is "they". Like you said no ones gives it any coverage or gives a fuck so I don't know who he's complaining about.

He's probably just upset his mum makes him eat fish instead of his usual 40 nuggets on Friday.
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>>75205026
Yeah, everyone complains about people not caring about muslims dying in the middle east. But a buttload of Christians were murdered in Egypt and that story came and went.
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>>75204980
Secular country, /pol/poof
Deal with it
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Deus Vult /afl/
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>>75205044
1453 never forget
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>>75205040
Australia is a Christian country.
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>>75204980
We're well beyond that point of a 'first step', having footy of Good Friday is just an indicator that that 'step' had already been taken.
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>>75205051
Nope, and declaring as such is ardently unaustralian, unpatriotic behaviour.
Fuck off pedo enabler
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Reminder this should be our national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJKQvHhSs8g
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>>75205006

More followers than @realtipgod will ever have.
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>>75205058
>Fuck off pedo enabler
That's Catholicism, champ
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>>75205058
Our country was founded with Biblical values and the majority of our population is Christian. Not Catholic, by the way, that pedo jibe won't work on me.

>>75205059
This
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>>75205026

Maybe if they started paying taxes and stopped hoarding wealth. Maybe if they stopped fucking children while proclaiming to have a monopoly on morality. Maybe then they might get some positive coverage. *tips*
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>>75205078
>wants separation of church and state
>THEY SHOULD PAY TAXES
>spend billions on good causes
>STOP HOARDING WEALTH
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Stream for tonight where?

Queensland footy coverage is AIDS
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>>75205070
S 1 1 6
1
1
6
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>>75205086

>Puts words in my mouth
Nice argument Jeremiah.

>Billions
Kek, citation fucking needed. And tax recor... Oh wait
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>>75205090
I didn't say our laws had anything to do with our religion, I am saying that our society was founded with Biblical principals in mind.
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>>75205097
SECULAR
COUNTRY
LMAO
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>>75205093
*tips*
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Name a more promising young defence, protip: you can't.
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I wish someone would dress as a priest and stand next to the queue outside the footy tommorow reciting scripture about heathens and dengenracy
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>>75205121
>carlton
>promising

LMAO
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>>75205124
lol that would be so EPIC
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>>75205059
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQhn6G7q8Yg
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>>75205106

*Furiously Googling in the distance*
>We're suddenly talking about America now.

Fucking hell, no wonder you got caught up in that pyramid scheme. Why don't we talk about how one of the largest """humanitarian""" groups on the planet was outstripped by a single private citizen?
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Our national Anthem should be that song that all those choir kids sing from the QANTAS ad.
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>>75205136
Replace Rowe with Weitering and you have defence all under the age of 23. That backline is literally a premiership defence in 2-3 years.
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>>75205154
>namedropping other country's names in your own national anthem
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>>75205149
Yeah, the catholic church in america alone has spent 171bn a year, stop baiting friend. Accept Jesus lad
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>>75205155

Shame there's no midfield beyond cripps, or a forward line.
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>>75205160
They're cities, but yeah I get your point.
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>>75205161

Don't forget your lent envelope and monthly tithe goy. Not that you've stepped foot in a church since your confirmation.
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>>75205160
>>75205168
I'VE BEEN TO BOTTLE-O'S THAT NEVER CLOSE DOWN
FROM GUILFORD TO WARWICK TO OL' ARMADALE TOWN
BUT NO MATTA HOW FAR OR HOW WIDE I ROOOOOOOAM UNNA
I STILL CALL GIRAWHEEN HOME
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>>75205161

This world would be utter chaos by now if it wasn't for the church and offshoot orgs like the salvation army doing actual real charity work
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/agnosticism/
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>>75205182
Me too but I actually like Christian/ catholic values and it doesn't interfere with my life at all.
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>>75205177
Why is he reenacting End of Evangelion?
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>>75204612
As long as it wasn't to porn m80..
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>>75205177
Excellent
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bout to smash a katsu chicken lads
whats for dinner?
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>>75205185
>I actually like Catholic values
AFP contacted
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>>75205182
fence sitters are the worst

pick a side.
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>>75205195
Just had a schnitty, mash and veg
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>>75205191
PUDDLE KINO
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Does Australia have it's own cuisine? Besides meat pies, chiko rolls, big M's etc...

An asian girl asked me at uni today and I didn't know to respond.
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>>75205195
bolognese sauce is simmering away rn.

having it with some fettuccine.
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>>75205208
>Does Australia have it's own cuisine?
no, despite how much we pander to BSAs with our >le bunnings snags and VB moyt XD
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>>75205208
Nope
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>>75205208

roasted meats and vegetables
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>>75205208
Roast lamb and Witchetty grubs mate plus to barbecue meat is considered traditional in Australia.
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>>75205208
roast lamb is pretty australian desu.
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>>75205208
snag sizzle IS australian and there is nothing ANYONE can do about it
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iggs ASSEMBLE

WHO HERE IGGS

POST YFW DA IGGLES WIN DA PREMIERS HIP
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>>75205208

tell her we were too busy living on war rations trying to keep the likes of her off our lands
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>>75205260
you at the game cunt?
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>>75205195
Nothing.
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>>75205279
nah mate stuck at work
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>>75205208
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>>75205296
couldn't find a cunt to look after me kids so I'm watching at home.

fuckin spewin
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>>75205276
>hawks
>18th
And yet people in this thread are saying there is no God.
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>>75205304
you /membermasterrace/ aswell bro?
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stream lads?
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>>75205296
You on that Thursday night shopping grind WABA?
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>>75205314
yeah cobba.
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>>75205320
yeah you know it mate, some toasty beugs for me when i get home though its not all bad
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>>75205326
Sounds like a comfy night senpappy. Wish I could cop some green off you waba working at Myer is killing me.
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Hawks and Swans going to 0-4 after this weekend, going to be great
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>>75205337
Thank you Jesus.
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Franklin btfo, based Hurn
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lads
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>>75205208
meringue i think

and i talked to an american he didn't know what a mudcake was so maybe that too
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>spend the entire time in your forward half failing to score a goal
>opposition gets the ball once and score with first I50
kill yourself shitney
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About time they moved Grundy on
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>>75205296
Might head down to Garden City
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>fake Reality Cunt scuttles away as soon as games start because he can't handle the heat
Glorious.
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>blatant free kick
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

is the wa population all one eyed
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>>75205480

Gone paragliding, as you do.

#xtreme #gopro #onelife
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>>75205516
kek, not a frame on Earth strong enough to get that cunt off the ground
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oh wow i am still thoroughly /fordgirl/ but i see what you cunts are on about with the trivago bitch
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Buddy is garbage
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SHUEY A SHIT
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>>75205548

If the cunt could take marks he'd already be passed plugger
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>Almost 10 minutes into the 2nd quarter and still 17-21
Can't stop yawning
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>Mitchell possibly injured
Thank you Jesus
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Reminder that we will "literally" win the /sp/erb owl with based gold supersub GAJ and that /4ccg/ is "literally" seething at our gold supersub
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recruiting premiership players from other clubs is such a shitty policy, how many guys have won flags at two clubs? fuck all
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>>75205623
At least the blues and bombers had an excuse
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Commentators like to jerk off Aliir Aliir but he's got atrocious decision making and positioning
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iggles are shit
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>>75205762
no they're not
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>>75205762
>being ABWCE
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>>75205767
They are terribly shit
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>>75205798
no they're not
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>>75205688
Cam Mooney for starters.
Dew, Burgoin?
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So are the swans golden years finally over?
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>>75205833
They just need to recruit some good players. I'm sure they've got the salary cap room.
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>tfw hooking up a mac laptop via VGA/thunderbolt to a shitty monitor that got shifted from another room with audio coming through my PC speakers with wires going fucking everywhere in the living room so I can watch an average game of footy and drink some beers with my roommate.
Does anyone else know this feel?
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>>75205803
yes.
they are
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>>75205869
Also does anyone have a good stream?
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>running into the camera
kek
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Ded thread
Ded sport
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MOONS OUT
COONS OUT
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dead poomunity
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>>75205879
Foxtel m8
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>the city of aliir
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>>75206041
Fucking idiot, if he had Foxtel- HE'D BE FUCKING WATCHING THE GAME ON FOXTEL YOU SPUD STICK
Also go swannies, being a freo supporter myself I don't favour the eagles
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>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
imagine all the saints supporters booing two weeks ago
>>
booooooo
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>the absolute STATE of the worst Coast supporters
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>>75206050
or he could stream with foxtel go

retard
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Fuck Shuey. I haven't seen a cunt duck into tackles more than that dog.
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blatant duck by shuey

I thought they were supposed to stop paying those
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>>75206067
>who is joel selwood
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>>75206076
He pioneered it but not even close to as bad as Shuey these last few years.
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West Coast are scum
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>>75206053
>>75206053
>>75206059
>>75206067
>>75206070
t. Buttmad shitney supporters. Stay mad and enjoy being 0-4 faggots. Iggs are da best team in the league.
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>>75206082
God that thread was hilarious. Selwood's autistic defender was hilarious
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>>75206087
Go to bed PerthChink86
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>>75206090
>HE WAS USING THAT ACTION TO TRY AND BREAK THE TACKLE CUNTS
My sides, thanks for reminding me of that.
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>2017
>not sitting back and watching gws continually win the hip whilst you've had your time in the sun
feel sorry for you all
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>>75206090
>it's not the knees it's all in the shoulders
Cringe
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>>75206098
What kind of mutated Hawkroach are you? I thought you donated all your merch last week.
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>>75206096
>>75206102
utterly howling
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>>75206098
Appreciate the #1 pick lad cheers
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>>75206105
/lifelong/ lad
Those cunts have jumped on the GWS/Crows train now - thank fuck. Sick of those people posting the three cups on facebook everywhere. Embarassing.

>>75206108
no problem m8
cheers for the jaeger help
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>>75206064
>Paying for something you can get for free.
100 bucks says you're an Anglo pleb.
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>>75206118
>/lifelong/
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should I spend my birthday money on a high class prostitute
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>>75206127
1998 desu but okay
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>>75206096
But he (along with Paul Chapman) did use that motion to lower themselves enough to be able to shrug off the tackle and make a clean disposal.

Since then pathetic little forwards have been employing a similar tactic, but diving to the ground in an attempt to get a free kick from it.

Selwood was perfectly okay.
Faggots like Puopolo are cancer.
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>>75206122
>Iwonderwhocouldbebehindthispost.jpg
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I need two more goals and I win $20, please
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>>75206139
>he's still here
I knew your potent autism couldn't resist replying.
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>>75206139
Mr or Mrs Selwood?
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>>75206139
HE LIVES
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>>75206142
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>>75206161
This is a safe for work board please delete this disgusting picture.
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>>75206139
tragic
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Reminder that the Swans are 0-4 and Buddy is irrelevant
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>>75206139
like a moth to a flame
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>>75206147
Beautiful, now I can afford to buy some easter chocolate for the family
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>The return of Mr and Mrs. Selwood aka Joel Selwood's Biggest Fan(s)
oh i am laffin
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>>75206180
Remember not to buy Cadbury and have a halal free easter.
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>>75206180
Remember to boycott Cadbury. Lindt or Darrell Lea only friend.
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>>75206189
I just certified all air within Australian borders
Praise allah
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>>75206189
>>75206194
Of course, you just can't top these creamy babies
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>>75206204
elite taste.
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>>75206189
>>75206194
Not trying to stir shit because bait etc etc...
But how come one nation don't care about kosher labels? It's the same thing pretty much but with Jews instead of mussies.
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>>75206204
fuck you, I like those creme egg things
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>>75206200
All NSW public water is legit certified lmao
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>>75206221
Because one of those didn't "boycott" an entire Lindt cafe and make Australia shit themselves
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>>75206221
Hating on jews = political suicide.
Hating on muslims = political gold.

Israel spends a lot of money on junkets for politicians also.
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>>75206221
Probably harder to get public support behind. Being anti-Islam is becoming increasingly palatable for the mainstream, wheras anti kosher would be the holocaust all over again likely.
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Going to the shop to get some Cadbury eggs and Vegemite lads, want anything?
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>>75206245
Chicken katsu and a 375ml Pepsi Max.
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>>75206234
Wut?
>>
iggs ya motherfuckas
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>>75206221
halal tax is a scam enforced on compaines weak enough to pander to shitskins and a percentage of it goes to fund groups that actively commit terrorist attacks. Muslim Brotherhood for example.

Hating Jews openly reveals too much of a power level and they just "oy vey anudda shoah" until you're out of action and shekels.

>>75206263
Lindt cafe siege where an ISIS flag was hung in the window and at least 1 person IIRC died in Sydney lad, how quickly they forget.
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Slept through the game lads
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Faggot Erin hasn't reared his ugly mug around this parts for a while. Do you think he actually took the 2 for 1 euthanasia deal at the vet?
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>>75206272
>where an ISIS flag was hung in the window
[citation needed]
The guy requested one over the phone with police operators, but I don't think he actually got one.
He was a follower of one branch of Islam (I don't know the names) which was actually one of the enemies of the ISIS branch (wasabi).
So basically he was a nutjob who wanted to seem important, switched faiths for the extra media attention and got himself killed after burning his wife to death.

If you really wanted to get serious about Islamic terrorism in Australia, you'd stop the Saudi Arabia wasabi preachers coming over and stop all the money from that side.
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>>75206272
Oh yeah, but you could equally argue that kosher certification gives money to Netanyahu to bomb the shit out of women and children. I mean, that would be technically correct, at least equally as correct as your statement.

Also considering that extrapolation, your original post made very little sense, so based on your poor comprehension I'm going to assume you're just an outer suburban Anglo pleb lel.
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>>75206304
So what's Pauline Hanson's endgame? Is the media just being idiots as usual in antagonizing almost anything she says?
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>>75206329
$$$.
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>>75206304
>The translation of the flag is: "There is no god but Allah; Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah."
Don't try and say that just because what he did wasn't linked to ISIS that it doesn't matter or he was "just a nutjob" that's typical taqiyya, they all read the same book and the violent savages deserve nothing less than the rope.

>Stopping Saudi Arabia
Not anytime soon unfortunately

>>75206318
Extrapolation = moving the goal posts. Just stop.
We were having such a nice back and forth before you had to go and get triggered. Sad.
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>>75206318
>I'm going to extrapolate
>My extrapolation means you're wrong
butthurt mudshit detected.
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>>75206338
>Don't try and say that just because what he did wasn't linked to ISIS that it doesn't matter or he was "just a nutjob"

>In 2010 Monis was involuntarily hospitalised at Canterbury Hospital after displaying bizarre and erratic behaviour in a parking lot in Ashfield. A psychiatrist who assessed Monis said she believed he had chronic schizophrenia and needed to be on anti-psychotic medication. Monis stated that he had been forced to close his spiritual business, was $20,000 in debt, and had to change his name for "security reasons."[8] Monis was treated by two different psychiatrists who didn't know about the other and he was giving them different information.[52] He was described as "quite guarded and reluctant to disclose too much information" and refused to give his phone number and home address. He was concerned that "ASIO and police were following him... and that some people could read his mind," according to a psychologist who grew up in Iran, who diagnosed him with obsessive compulsive disorder. He avoided buying medication for mental illness with his medicare card to conceal his use of medication from authorities.

The guy was a loony.
>>
Wouldn't complain if we brought back the White Australia Policy lads
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>>75206338
>>75206354
I was referring to your extrapolation you absolute meece.
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>>75206367
Yeah he was obviously fucked in the head, but mental illness combined with Fundamentalist Islam makes for a very dangerous mix.
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>>75206318
I never made a claim that Kosher certification was good either. I was merely stating what the halal tax funds.

>>75206367
>He was concerned that "ASIO and police were following him
They were, he was on a list after chaining himself up at parliament in some display.
Plus 1400 years of inbreeding and believing the ravings of a pedo warlord might have something to do with it.

>>75206370
this

>>75206381
I don't think you know what extrapolation means lad. Just stop.
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>>75206367
everyone who decides to kill a bunch of innocent people like he did is a "loony", no one in their right mind makes that decision

doesn't mean he wasn't also an islamic terrorist
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>>75206381
Christ you're dumb.
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>>75206397
>everyone who decides to kill a bunch of innocent people like he did is a "loony", no one in their right mind makes that decision
Eh? Anders Breivik didn't seem too deranged.
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>>75206407
mentally there is clearly something wrong with him
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>>75206396
Your mum doesn't know what extrapolation means.
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@75206419
No more (You)'s for (You)
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>>75206407
He was deranged but not a lunatic if that makes sense. He had delusions of grandeur being with the Knights Templar and he was dedicated to his vision. True patriot.
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>>75204964
What does that mean?
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>>75205877
no they're not
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Who /changes teams yearly/ here?
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West Coast Kennedy was molested all night. Umpires seemed hesitant to pay much to West Coast. Must have been the 'focus' of the week that Eagles get too many frees at home, which they do, but this was almost a complete 180.
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>Conspiracy Check turns up long after the game has finished to avoid bullying.
Fucking pathetic.
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>>75206676
Was in a pub in a country town watching the game. Unlike yourself I can socialise with people and don't need to spend my whole life on the internet.
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>>75206656
>>75206683
stop shitposting fake RC.
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>>75206698
Good night mate. Try not to watch the game tomorrow, stay strong for Jesus.
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imagine being 0-4

Heeney will be trying to off himself in the shower tomorrow
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@75206710
>Praised Satan in his aborted narrative
>stay strong for Jesus
Don't ever you me again
>>
I think I'm going to have to drop the Swans from my supported clubs list.
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>>75206710
Kill yourself.
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>>75206739
Hope you like the based Pies
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any of you make webms? I'd like one of Hurn cleaning up franklin from the 1st quarter
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Good win, poor performance.. swans gave up after half time.
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Going 0-3 was Sydney's worst start in 18 years, where does 0-4 rate?
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>>75206816
19 years
Learn to count
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>>75206840
https://thewest.com.au/sport/afl/swans-facing-worst-afl-start-for-24-years-ng-s-1707529

>learn to count says the retard.
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>>75206851
Thanks lad, glad they've finally dropped off.
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>>75206105

I'm planning a very complex photoshop with Clarkson sleeping under the rags.
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Got a big frog for easter,
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>>75208350
nice
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Morning lads.
I've been doing my accounting assignment all night and haven't slept.
What should I do now? Have breakfast? Go to the gym? Fap?
>>
I suppose many people go away for easter and the ratings are low so they schedule shit games the entire weekend
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>>75212975
top yourself
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>>75212975
If you haven't been fapping to keep yourself up what are you even doing
>>
every piece of marketing I see for NRL is extremely misogynistic towards women and heavily promotes the outdated "bloke culture" how do they keep getting away with it?
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>>75217476
Men > Women
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Reminder that we will win on Monday and Tuesday morning.
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>>75217616
Damn right we will.
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>>75217616
If we don't I vote for sacking that manager for some wog cunt.
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iggggggssssss
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>>75217616
If we win will Straffo represent /sp/?
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>>75219597
The winner gets their general represented in the /sp/ kits.
Ochre iggles jumper WILL become a part of /sp/ history.
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>wog shit of any form in my /afl/
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>>75220296
>hating the cup
t. gay cunt
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>>75220256
>/sp/ win the third star wearing the ochre iggle
>>
God I fucking hate public holidays. Get back to work you pathetic wagecucks. It's just not anywhere near as /comfy/ when everybody else is also at home.
>>
Watched twilight for the first time lads
>tfw no flying vampire gf
>>
Just a reminder that Tip God will not be giving out tips for the game tonight.
>>
Friendly reminder that if you watch the game tonight, you are unAustralian and are playing an active part in the degradation of our society and the principles for which we stand.
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>>75220720
Based Saxon
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> fake RC won't play reverse nostradamus today.
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KEK, are you even trying rest of the competition?
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>>75220868
>Clayton Oliver
>>
http://www.afl.com.au/news/2017-04-13/vale-fred-goldsmith-brownlow-medallist-dies-at-84

>tfw ywn see a fullback win the Brownlow again
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>>75220720

http://www.theage.com.au/business/consumer-affairs/easter-2017-how-we-compare-with-other-nations-on-good-friday-observance-20170412-gvjmwe.html
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>he hasn't taken the /straffpill/
>he hasn't unleashed the raw power of nuggies into his life
>he doesn't want to get big

lmao, what are you doing with yourself?
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>>75220922
>le handball man
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>>75220969
Why should we care what other countries are doing?
>>
>he hasn't taken the 5000kj straffpill
>>
>>75221190
Our whole culture revolves around pandering to other countries, getting noticed by other countries, conning other countries into thinking we have a unique culture and letting other countries know that we "punch above our weight".

The people should be rejoicing that we get to spam ">yeah nah, footy and VB on good friday, cunt XD", because it's an opportunity to get noticed by the rest of the world. Us zany Australians, ay? XD
>>
>he's a calorie-counting, divorced suburban mother.
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>>75221135
yeah Greg Williams and Sam Mitchell were shit
>>
Ah HA! I found a Supermarket that's open. Cop THAT zombie jesus.
>>
>>75221239
Here's a /quickrundown/ of the Straffpill
>GAJ bows to Straffo
>In contact with Dennis Cometti
>Possesses psychic-like abilities
>Controls Melbourne with an iron but fair fist
>Owns castles & banks globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Straffengrad will be be the first city)
>Owns 99% of Multimedia companies in Melbourne
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Straff babies
>Said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & bigfooty
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of sophistication and unprecedented cultural progress with them
>Owns Kodak stores around the world
>Straffo likely has photographs of you right now
>Straffo is in regular communication with James Hird, forwarding the word of Stephen Dank to Essendon. Who do you think set up the meeting between the Gil McLaughlin & ASADA (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the ASADA leader’s first trip to Windy Hill in history literally a few days later to the Essendon drug-den in Moonee Valley?
>He learned fluent Java in under a week
>Twitter users entrust their witty and insightful commentary to Straffo. There’s no witty and insightful commentary at @realtipgod, only @Straffo.
>Straffo is about 27 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's always on point.
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>>75221302
Sad!
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>>75221062
>Nuggies
Thou shalt not on this day
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>>75221356
>Williams
12.5 kicks, 14.4 handballs per game
>Mitchell
13.8 kicks, 12.6 handballs per game

>Oliver
6.5 kicks, 15.3 handballs per game

>averaging less than 7 kicks per game
>ever being elite
Pick one

kek
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>>75221507
>& bigfooty
lost it
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>>75221135
Why are you talking about Jaeger?
>>
What's for lunch, lads?
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>>75221754
Nothing.
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>>75221754
I'm fasting 2bh
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>>75221135
Oliver doesn't even handball, he flickpasses like a Bulldogs player
>>
>Kennedy (2x coleman, AA)
>Priddis (brownlow
>Mitchell (brownlow)
>McGovern (elite defender, AA)
>Gaff (elite mid, AA)
>Shuey (elite mid, brownlow worthy)
>Yeo (next Chris Judd / Nat Fyfe come this time next year)

How is this team NOT premiership favorites?
>>
>>75221754
Pack of chips and v8 juice, feasting with fish tonight
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>>75221836
Docherty > Yeo
>>
>>75221861
Who?
>>
>>75221754
frankenstein mccain frozen pizza with fresh ingredents
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>>75221778
your eyes are just too slow to see that he is handballing legally
>>
>>75221836
>>Priddis (brownlow
>>Mitchell (brownlow)
Slow, can't defend
>>Gaff (elite mid, AA)
Undamaging
>>Yeo (next Chris Judd / Nat Fyfe come this time next year)
Meme player
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>>75205180
Horseshit. Churches exist to line their pockets while convincing people as dumb as you that they are all about charity.
>>
>>75221836
>be better than 16 of 18 teams
>still room for improvement
>missing most important player for whole year
iggs are right up there this year. And they're barely trying.
>>
>>75222050
Oh how I wish I was as enlightened as you are.
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>>75222050
t. Straffedoro
>>
saints
>>
will lose
>>
Dogs to lose.
>>
tiggs
>>
I think that if they're going to continue this whole Good Friday thing, they should schedule it to be the Saints vs the Demons every year, just a little bit of fun Biblical wordplay.
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>>75217616
>>75220256
>/sp/ will win the 3rd star with HEAVE HO UNNA
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>>75222143
kek I would get behind that for sure.
>>
>>75222143
channel 7s intros are bad enough at the best of times

they'll be deadset unbelievable with the biblical references in a STK vs MEL good friday match
>>
Afternoon /iggs/
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>>75221836
>Yeo (next Chris Judd / Nat Fyfe come this time next year)
>>
>>75222258
>Maybe he thought if he acted like Cousins off the field, he'd be able to replicate his performance on the field.
Seems to be working now. Comfortably in the AA team this year
>>
>>75222258
Is he going to disappear for a while because of "depression" like Buddy?
>>
i reckon fyfe's a top bloke ey
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>>75222284
He disappeared all of 2016.
>>
>>75222288
Seems like a complete cunt to be quite fair.
>>
>>75222315
Do you have any citations to back up your claim?
>>
Would you Kendyl Knight?
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>>75222284
Word around the traps was that Buddy's "depression" was a cocaine fuelled episode too. Whether or not it was just a guy talking shit for a laugh it was believable and a great story.
>>
>>75222288
>>75222328
>"Nathan fyfe is the most hated player at the club the fucking virgin dog move on no one likes you virgin dog up yourself so much you can't get your head out of your ass fucking rat hope you die a slow painful death g n suffer ever bit maggot just wanna hope you cunts cunts see me" - Shane Yarran
>>
My entire week consists of me waiting for the footy, don't know what I would do without it
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>>75222328
Yeah, he acts like a complete cunt.
>>
>>75222362
>>75222367
>Anecdotal subjective evidence

You'll have to do better than that.
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>>75222315
>>75222328
>>75222362
Screenshot of citation for you chaps.

Makes sense that he's sperging about the leadership group too as Johnson (a member of the group) was done for coke possession outside Capitol years ago and got in a fight in a kebal shop end of last year.
>>
>>75222354
>it's not depression if the cause is drug related

this shit really rustles my jimmies

So basically if there is a clear cause to your depression, your depression doesn't actually exist. Depression only exists if the cause is a mystery. Righteo.
>>
What is Paul McCartney's best post-Beatles song and/or album?
>>
>>75222378
lmao fyfe probably is an arrogant dickhead but shane yarran would have to be a more unreliable source than some random posting on plebfooty
>>
place your bets on the GF winner

cro-GWS here
>>
>>75222394
Wings - Band on the Run (album too)
>>
>>75222387
Ease up turbo, if you read it properly I was implying that his "depression" / mental health issue card that everyone plays was a cover for what actually happened.

The story was that the guy worked in a hotel and after receiving calls of a commotion went to the room in question and found Buddy laying on the floor in the fetal position crying with all his hair shaved off, eyebrows, everything and coke on the bedside table because his GF (still current I think) broke it off with him when she was going to Japan for a modelling shoot because she couldn't deal with how much the coke had done to him. Unknown parties collected him and he told to not ever appear in public until all the hair had grown back, which is why no-one ever saw him.

There were some other things as well but can't attribute them to the same guy like Jeep giving him sponsored cars to drive around in and when they asked where they were and why he wasn't driving them he said "dunno", and had actually hawked them for blow.

>>75222395
I know but it's funny as fuck watching him chimp out on the internet.
>>
Is Brad Scott the worst coach in the league?
>>
>>75222410
Only the first 2 minutes of the song are good.

9/10 album, though.
>>
Reminder to boycott this game
>>
Dogs by 15
>>
>coin is a cross and a head
what did they mean by this.
>>
>>75222470
This.
>>
>>75222470
>>75222477
trip on so I can tell you to stop shitposting fake RC
>>
>>75222484
>post times
>>
>>75222485
>what is posting on 2 devices
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>All those soulless chinks in the crowd.
Absolute heresy
>>
>>75222470
Haven't been on /afl/ for a couple of weeks. Why?
>>
>scott thompson jumps on stringers back in a tackle and whispers "i own you" into his ear
>stringer gets first goal of the game

like poetry
>>
>>75222524
probably something to do with jesus

atleast its not allah
>>
>>75221836
Because the GF is in Melbourne
>>
Liam Picken turns 31 years old in 4 months time.
>>
kek GET FUCKED Thomas
>>
>>75221836
>only 1 out of the 7 is any good on the MCG

There's your answer
>>
>>75222553
his wife is annoying
>>
Tom Boyd is SO shit, holy fuck. The GF was the biggest fluke in the world
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>>75222565
dat casual racism
>>
This game has been garbage
>>
>>75222584
dogs were showing good aggression in the first five
>>
>>75222578
I agree, but he was also robbed of a Norm Smith.
Interesting discussion point though - who is the shittest Norm Smith medallist?
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>>75221836
iggs are too old
>>
>>75222584
North have no skills and the Bulldogs have so far been a shadow of the team of last year's finals series.
>>
>>75222597
That's not Josh P. Kennedy.
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>>75222611
give em a week off!!!!
>>
I would like to see a system where public holiday game are awarded based on your previous year ladder position. ANZAC Day could be 1 vs 2, Queen's Birthday 3 vs 4 etc etc
>>
the STATE of the AFKL (Australian Free-Kick League) these days
>>
kek bt actually asking why protecting the head takes precedent over the back
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>>75222635
i would like to see a system where there are no public holidays
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>"Good Friday is a day that is undeniably Christian. It commemorates the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. But here's the rub. Not enough Australians identify as Christian, and not enough Christians go to church often enough, or even observe the basic tenets of the day, for it to any longer prevent a game of football taking place."

Straight from the AFL site, how pathetic of them to say this about this country
>>
The only thing worse than North Melbournes kicking are these free kicks towards North. And thats coming from a >norf fan.
>>
>>75222626
Game wasn't close enough in the end to warrant giving the medal to a player of the losing team.
>>
Holy shit, umps actually calling bulldog "handballs"
>>
>>75222653
that's not a real thing
>>
>>75222647

"head takes precedence BT"
"but why?"

Carey didn't even know what to say in response, what a muppet
>>
>>75222635
>he thinks ANZAC Day will be ever be anything but Collingwood vs Essendon

They're two of the biggest clubs in the league, m8. They attract a massive crowd regardless of ladder position which gives the AFL a massive erection.
>>
>>75222650
>(((AFL)))
>>
This game is a foregone conclusion, because no matter how well Norf do initially, Norf will Norf in the last quarter
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>>75222578
>holy fuck
>>75222656
>Holy shit
shut the fuck up

i'm sick of americans saying that shit every thread - I shouldn't have to come to an australian general and see the word "holy" every 10 posts
>>
>>75222650
It's true though.
>>
>>75222649

They do wonders for the economies of towns outside the major citys. If anything there should be one every month save for perhaps the depths of winter
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>>75222681
>getting triggered by the world holy on one of the most holy days on the calendar
holy shit you're pathetic
>>
>>75222690
>he said stop saying it, so i'm going to say it XD
>fucking genius! XD

retard
>>
>>75222664
Of course not but the voting panel is all for "defining moments" and less likely to vote for someone in the team that lost by 4 goals.
>>
>>75222696
There's no reason for "h***" to upset you. You're angry at nothing
>>
I ate chicken on Good Friday, AMA
>>
>>75222650
>That article
>Trying THAT hard to justify their decision, by basically putting Christianity down

John 11:35
>>
>7 playing Sweet Child of Mine
Is Mary watching this game?
>>
Nothing else is on tv so im watching this
What do i need to know?
>>
>>75222702
Which is bullshit.

Kennedy was BOG by a mile. His 1st half was possibly the best half ever played by a midfielder in a final, let alone a GF.
>>
>>75222650

countries with longer christian traditions than australia's have less restrictions around good friday.
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>>75222718
PLEASE
L
E
A
S
E
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>>75222712
If you're not Catholic or Anglican, it's not really a big deal.
>>
>>75222707
>now i'll tell you what to like and not like because i have superior taste in everything
>>
>>75222712
It's odd, my family aren't religious but we have never eaten meat on good friday
>>
cannot wait until Jesus comes back and smites all you cheeky cunts
>>
Jane Bunn's tits
>>
>>75222650
>According to the 2011 Census, only 61.1 per cent of Australians identify as Christian.

literally a majority, and as far as afl fans go there's going to be proportionately less shitskins than whites

this is from the same article as well kek
>>
>2 minuts in
>already seen like 4 guys get a face full of nuts
Dont think this semen slurping sport is for me lads
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>>75222650
I wonder who could be behind this article
>>
>>75222752
WATCH
A
T
C
H
>>
>led by their captain Jobe Watson

Someone missed the off-season
>>
>>75222760
OUR
U
R
>>
Sorry lads gotta say cric is far suprior
>>
Ken Hinkley finished 3rd in the 1992 Brownlow Medal.
>>
>>75222787
SPORT
P
O
R
T
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>>75222787
>cric
opinion disregarded
>>
>>75222732
literally nothing about not eating meat in the bible
>>
Poor Travis Cloke, being absolutely exposed now he can't use "Bucks doesn't like him" as an excuse.
>>
>>75222816
That's right, it's just a tradition.
>>
>>75222828
>>75222816
Anything said about Ash Wednesday and meat in the bible?
>>
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jesus btfo
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>>75222816
it's abstinence not meat
>>
>>75222834
*about abstinence
>>
>>75222830
Nope, again, it's just tradition
>>
Is My Kitchen Rules the worst show on television?
>>
>>75222851
Tied with the degenerate partner swapping shows they pump out to kill traditional family values yes.
>>
>>75222857
Elite truth bomb right here
>>
>>75222597
Literally Johannisen
>le run 15 metres and turn it over man
>>
which one of you is @straffosays?
>>
Thomas is a fucking grub.
>>
Ben Brown is so autistic.
>>
Come on, Roos. Smash these fake dynasty fucks!
>>
>>75222877

had no idea that existed, some good shit in there lol
>>
>North 11 points in front

HOW
>>
>>75222917
Bulldogs are a meme
>>
>>75222816

what about Pancake Tuesday?
>>
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>>75222912
>Come on, Roos. Smash these fake dynasty fucks!
>>
>>75222917
Dogs are a flash-in-the-pain side and will struggle to make the eight this year. They've only played shit sides thus far, and have lost to one of them.
>>
>6 goals in a half
>All those empty seats
So who is getting the Good Friday game next year?

>Dogs lost to Freo
>Have only kicked 2 goals in a half
Truly the worst premiers since Hawthorn 2008. Bye and umpire favouritism carried them hard.
>>
>>75222948
Nothing clubs shouldn't get special occasion games. Make it Essendon v Carlton next year.
>>
>>75222954

>nothing clubs
>suggests drug cheats and muh history
>>
>Bulldogs losing the free kick count
>Losing the game

Wow, how surprising. Almost like they can't get it done without umpire assistance.
>>
>>75222958
this 2bh
>>
>friend asks if I wanted to do something on Saturday (tomorrow)
>say sure on that same day
>friend hasn't replied yet and it's been 8 days
what a cunt tb h, just say you don't want to.
>>
>>75222917
If you read that disgusting AFL article trying to justify Good Friday footy on their site I think somewhere down the bottom it says something about one of those hospital donations if the Roos win
>>
>the crumbling, rabid favela that is Shitney

http://www.baka.com.au/nsw/brayden-dillon-15-shot-in-the-head-at-glenfield-home-dies-in-hospital-20170414-gvkyez.html
>>
>>75222958
At least they'd draw a crowd and bring some passion.

This game is like a fucking funeral. Might as well have just not played a game. Good Friday is the most boring day of the year, and this game doesn't help.
>>
Geez Pickens missus is looking a bit har ya garn.
>>
>Miller
>>
>>75222933
Nope
>>
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>annie picken
>>
>sick babby

I am a callous, shallow misanthropist and I can't bear to watch sick babies. ;_;
>>
What's for dinner, lads?
Making fish soup here.
>>
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>>75222973
>This game is like a fucking funeral
>>
>>75223011
>I hate bad thing
>here is a crying child

Virtue signalling.
>>
>>75223011
>Let me make it all about me
>muh sad children give me attention
Fuckin whore
>>
>>75223029

nandos or pizza.
>>
>>75223029
Chill prawn linguini
>>
>left foot snap from the right pocket
>banana

>AusChink
>>
>>75223029
Lamb shanks and bacon.
>>
This is the worst game I've ever seen.
>>
>>75223043
you know shits closed right?
>>
What the FUCK is wrong with the dogs
>>
Based Carrot Top
>>
fucking hell doggies, what are you doing?
>>
>>75223092
This entire season has been odd
>>
>>75223092
They had a lucky finals series getting teams on the way down (Sydney/Hawks)

Now getting exposed.
>>
DOGS GETTING EXPOSED
>>
>women in the army
not going to sleep safe tonight lads
>>
Is Footscray, dare I say it, finished?
>>
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>ywn be as happy as straffgod is when a white male says "not all men"
>>
Dogs will finish 10-16th.
>>
Boyd's out, good to see Cloke stepping up, causing the roos all sorts of problems
>>
Stringer has been awful
>>
>>75223115
>Women soldiers go in to fight Arabs
>Get converted to Islam because of allure of Islamic cock
>>
If Tom Boyd spent as much effort on the training track as he does on his hair and trying to look tough and angry all the time, he might one day earn his $1 million a year.
>>
>>75222071
good post
>>
>>75223139
He'll be dropped next week, along with around 4 other blokes made of glass.
>>
>GoldSTEIN
>unaustralian

nice bruce
>>
just got in lads, good to see the memedogs being exposed
>>
>>75223139
Stringer has always been awful and overrated. Played 2 good games in his first year and people hyped him up to be as good as ablett snr
>>
>>75223156
Like just about every Dogs player.
>>
>>75223144
Would you recruit a $1m/year spud for ~6 years for your team if it meant you'd win the flag once?

You could say he's already earnt his money.
>>
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Imagine how much better this would be if GAJ and Gold Christ were playing. The power of Jesus would make their form delicious.
>>
>>75223167
Yes but you can't say Boyd was 100% necessary for a premiership.
>>
>>75223173
Isn't Gaj vehemently against Good friday football? Wouldn't be surprised if he refused to play
>>
>>75223181
True, but that in itself would be more exciting than this game.
>>
>>75223181
Based 2bh
>>
Bontempelli is the new umpire babby
>>
Looks like >norf is happening
>>
>>75223174
His final series was good. Doubt they would have gotten over Western Sydney without him.
>>
here comes the >norf
>>
>>75223194
Nah, Dogs are just getting umpballed back into the contest.
>>
>>75223181
Just googled it
>BROWNLOW medallist and committed Christian Gary Ablett has backed the introduction of Good Friday footy
>"If that's a good thing for the club and a good thing for the AFL, I'm all for it."
>>
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>NORF bout to norf
Very good.
>>
>>75223204
reeeee
>>
>>75223197
He was awful in the EF and bad in the SF - not to mention bad for the whole H&A season.
>>
>>75223204
smite him
>>
let's get this bad boy to 537
>>
>>75223194
Last 4 Bulldog goals have all come from the umpires. So it's not really a Norf choke, rather #freekickbulldogs.
>>
Suckling really needs to be dropped.
>>
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Make the next thread /straffopill/ edition.
>>
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HAHAHA
>>
If only this happened in the fourth quarter.
>>
>>75223242
"no"
>>
>>75223029
King George, Calamari and some veggies
>>
>>75223242

I genuinely love this photo; the straining jacket, the rounded shoulders posture, drop-crotch in formal attire, fake patent leather shoes in some garish dago styling. Literally nothing is done right.
>>
Why do so many people who never go to church and never observe Christian conventions decide to follow the no read meat rule on Good Friday?
>>
U M P B A L L
M
P
B
A
L
L
>>
top fucking lmao what an awful decision
>>
>This umpiring
Get on the dogs for back2back.
>>
>>75223279
Cultural Christians m8
>>
>>75223279
tradition and a culture where that's what is put in people's minds my advertising, general conversations in the week before, etc
>>
Where's the replay of the ruck contest/free?
>>
>>75223311
Will probably see post game unless ((they)) have already put a clamp on it
>>
>Thomas chimping out
Just cut the cunt loose already
>>
>>75223311
(((They'll))) probably say it was off camera :
>>
>>75223311
>>75223324

Ahh just showed it quickly but they'll trash the rule more post game.
>>
dollhouse putting my SC on his back
>>
http://dickcode.creativerobot.co/
>>
>>75223337
I ain't clickin that shit
>>
>>75223330
It wasn't even because of the rule. The umpire just made a complete fuckup.
>>
>>75223348
They can't say that though so they'll focus on the nominated ruckman part of the rule, which needs to be changed.
>>
>>75223337
cheers lad
>>
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Would unironically root strafffos sister
>>
Dumb faggot Higgins, turn around
>>
>>75223376
>ankle tattoos
Broke my heart your trash whore
>>
>9.17
>>
bulldogs paying 5 bucks, can they meme a win?
>>
>>75223432
yes
>>
> N O R F
>>
>>75223432
If they keep getting umped, for sure m8.
>>
THAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDS. THAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDS.
>>
A late in the game NORF collapse is best NORF
>>
Reminder >>75222680
>>
>>75223376
>Straffchrist's sister is a racist

Couldn't have written a better script
>>
>all these posts confusing >norf with umpball

Fucking freshcunts.
>>
UMPDOGS
M
P
D
O
G
S
>>
lol thomas
>>
HAHAH GREAT WORK THOMAS YOU FUCKING GRUB

HAHAHAH
>>
>norf
>>
AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

GET FUCKED THOMAS
>>
Go fucking retire Thomas
>>
LINSHIT THOMUS
AHAHAGAGAGAGAHA
>>
UMPED
>>
Thomas you absolute scrub
>>
lindsay thomas what a fucking shitcunt
>>
LINDSAY THOMAS
FAGGOT BY NAME
FAGGOT BY NATURE
>>
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0-4
>0-4
0-4
>0-4
0-4
>0-4
0-4
>0-4
0-4
>>
Umpball was disgusting.

Still, North lost by less than a goal and one of their players completely burned a free teammate in the goal square to instead go back and kick a point.

As expected from a 0-4 team.
>>
I want to die m8s
>>
>norf
>>
>Thomas butchering an I50 then missing the game winner in his 250th
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving piece of shit. Fucking useless jigaboo.
>>
>Dami Im
neat
>>
Is Lindsay Thomas that massive diving cunt from a few years back? Don't really watch many north games.
>>
>>75223458
The umps are obviously a fan of norfism and wanted to make sure it survived
>>
>>75223523
Yes, he also used to always miss set shots. Now he mostly just misses important ones.

>don't watch many norf games

I wish i knew that feel
>>
NEW THREAD

>>75223549
>>75223549
>>75223549
>>
>>75223530
good game, mediocre crowd

wonder is these two teams survive in the good friday fixture?
>>
>>75223552
wasn't meant to be a reply
>>
>>75223552
It'll always be hard for norf and the dogs to pull anything better than a mediocre crowd. I'm not sure how long this will last, especially when then inevitably end up in long periods of mediocrity together.
>>
>>75223552
>mediocre crowd
It was a sellout, what are you on about?
>>
>>75223598
It's mediocre because it was full of degenerate norf supporters
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