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STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS - SHARKS @ OILERS - GAME 1

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Puck drop: 8:10 MST/7:10 PST

>PROJECTED STARTERS

EDM - Cam Talbot
SJ - Martin Jones

>PROJECTED LINEUPS
>EDM

Maroon - McDavid - Draisatil
Lucic - RNH - Eberle
Cagguila - Letestu - Kassian
Pouliot - Desharnais - Pakarinen

Klefbom - Larsson
Sekera - Russell
Nurse - Gryba

>SJ
Karlsson - Couture - Pavelski
Hansen - Hertl - Boedker
Donskoi - Marleau - Ward
Sorensen - Tierney - Meier

Vlasic - Braun
Martin - Burns
Dillon - Schlemko

NEWS:

Thornton (knee) will be a game-time decision for Game 1.

Couture (mouth) will be a game-time decision for Game 1.
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>>75199437
>Couture (mouth)
lel, teeth got to him.
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My heart feels like it's going to explode
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sjs in 6 desu. edmeemton gonna get destroyed in the physicality dept
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lets go oileers
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>Habs lose
>Snes lose

ALL THE CANADIANS WILL LOSE

Better pray to McJesus.
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Why does San Jose have a hockey team but not San Francisco?
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>>75199465
I heard on the radio he's having trouble breathing and if he does play he'll have a full cage
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stream pls
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Oilers gonna get swept.

t. Shane Doan
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David AmberVerified account @DavidAmber

Joe Thornton OUT tonight for game 1 vs Oilers
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>>75199493
it's too cold to sit on the ice during the national anthem
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>>75199493
San Jose has two hockey teams.
NHL and AHL.

I'd say its because most of California is non white and gay.
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>>75199501
Doan is from edmonton you faggot

>>75199508
Any word on Couture?
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>>75199522
San Francisco is pretty white though

Only 15% Hispanic and 5% Black
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>>75199534
probably cause it's too expensive to live in San Francisco for border hopping mexicans and niggers
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>>75199527

Not that I've seen/heard of. Im assuming he's in.
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>Habs lost first game

I'm so happy.
My family already stopped talking to me.
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>>75199527
That's not even close to true
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>>75199476
Edmonton is tougher than the the >shorks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-zeiner3Ks

>>75199493
The NHL doesn't like SF. The first bay area team was Oakland. They failed then years later they tried SJ and it works
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>>75199579
what a piece of shit
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>>75199534
and 80% asian
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oilers are going dominate the sharts so hard that san jose wont even get an opportunity to choke
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PLAYOFFS

RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGGH
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pls win oilers
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>>75199558
He's in
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75199621
Ironic
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>>75199579
you're one of those cunts that should always be avoided in real life

anyone who cheers for a team different from their family is generally a cancerous little bitch to be avoided.
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>>75199640
>wasting mcmeme reaction images
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>Tfw streaming CHED while shitposting on /sp/ and /k/.
Comfy.
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>>75199475
Relax and enjoy your 4 games while they last oilnig
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dude heroin lmao
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>>75199684
HHHGUUUAAAAAAAAAR
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>>75199719
reeeee
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>>75199493
Liberals, gays, women, and the Chinese don't like hockey.

They love the NBA though
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>>75199677
>Not wanting Qwebec to suffer, even if it means an American team moving on
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>>75199719
fuck off back to plebbit you fucking faggot
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>11 fucking years

I'm so stoked.
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>>75199733
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>>75199736
I'm liberal and I like hockey
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>>75199736
Then why does Vancouver have a team
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>>75199767
Kys
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>>75199754
plz be my 2d bf
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>>75199754
i made a few versions of these in paint so im all good
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>>75199769
Because Canada
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stream pls
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Does anybody seriously think Edmonton can last a whole series against a team with experience?

They're literally the spergy autistic teen who cums at the slightest thought of someone touching their dick
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I'm liberal and I love hockey.
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Anyone else really miss the SJS trips? They were pretty fun guys.
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>>75199767
OUT OUT OUT NOWWWW!!!!
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>>75199774
leave
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Oilies please win. You are our only hope.
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>>75199786
Why are you so angry?
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>>75199677
I loved the Rangers since I was 8 mate. My family is used to it and we enjoy a little bit of bantz in the household.

Of course it gets more serious in playoffs but thats what makes it fun.
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>>75199815
that one NORCAL guy was an immense faggot that's all i remember
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>>75199806
Shorks have 2 things against them. They're old as hell and they love to do their Shorking every year
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>>75199827
Liberalism enables islam
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>>75199823
>>75199823
>unironically wanting canadian teams to win because >Muh canada

Wew sure is plebbit in here
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>>75199844
Maybe I'm remembering someone else but pretty sure I remember that guy was a kongs fan
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fuck you rest of canada, you faggots made fun of us for years, go bandwagon the laffs

oilcountry stands on its own
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>>75199736
My mate who is Vietnamese plays in a garage league with only vietnamese player.
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>>75199882
>NORcal
>kongs

kys, shorksfag
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>>75199821
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>>75199882
nah he was shorks m8

>>75199883
>y-you m-made f-fun of us

you're pathetic. kill yourself.
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>>75199806
Just like the last time >we made the 'offs and got destroyed by the highly experienced Wings, then the experienced sharks and ducks.
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DUDE

EPIC INTRO

LMAO
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>>75199902
No dumbass, I mean his trip was literally something along the lines of norcal kings fan

Why would a sharks fan who lives in norcal need to specify they live in norcal when 99% of sharks fans live in norcal
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>>75199806
So they're you?
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Ive been witing 11 years for this moment
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>counts oiler cup wins
>counts sharks cup wins
hmm
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>want to watch this game
>They're still showing the Blue Jackets sucking it all over the ice
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Who /AmericaforOilers/ here?
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>>75199920
>the 'offs

Fuck off back to plebbit
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let's go lids
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>>75199936
Yeah, that's how I know all the obvious signs
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i want to make tender love to cassie cambell pascal
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LGTSS

>shorts
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>oilels
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>>75199967
Sup UK bro
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>sharts
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>>75200001
>sharts
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>>75199883
surely you can set aside your providential differences to unite against the shorks?
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>>75200007
scare but excite desu

not expecting a repeat of last year but can't help getting carried away when it's the ploffs
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>>75199960
Who born in Montana here?
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>>75200026
I think the word is provincial
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>>75199935
There was an asshole just called NORCAL. He cheered for 49ers/Shorks for sure and probably the >gnats too
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>got the beer
>got the Chinese food
MY BODY IS READY.
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>>75200053
Born and still live mah nig
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>>75200055
no no, it is about opportunity and time. The different providences will never get along
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>>75200067
his other gf is hotter
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>>75200053
Buljuu's going to get called up and win the Conn Smythe
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>>75200067
He looks so dead
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>>75199960
I want to watch mcgaykid do his le haul ass straight to goal and get a scoring chance shenanigans
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>>75200067
>having this saved on your pc

doesn't get more cucked than that
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ITS TIME
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gimme ur best buljus
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THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I
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>>75200074
also ordered a chinky

gl oilads (((please lose)))
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>>75200067
I'm surprised McDavid likes white girls. I expected him to full heartily get RICED
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>>75200074
>chinese food

kys you disgusting fat fuck
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>>75200074
>tfw quit drinking on weeknights
These two months are going to be hell
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ED
MON
TON
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>Yeah maybe Ill give u some shooting tips later Connor
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>make the scf after years of choking and underperforming
>immediately considered the underdog that no one picks to win because of a 20 year old the next year
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>>75200111
Checked
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>>75200114
Godspeed, bongshark.
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>>75200120
unlike americans, canadians actually care about genes and wont breed with subhumans
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>>75200141
to be fair, that 20 year old is really fucking good. And there's 2 of them.
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Go Sharks McBust cant Phantom assist his way to a cup

>deadmonton
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this is fucking awful
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THE LAAAAND OF THEEEEE MART AND THE HOOOOOME OF THEEEEE SHAAAARRRRT
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>>75200157
Please stop joking.
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>>75200135
You'll have to hold my Art Ross trophy, Auz. Maybe some day you'll win one yourself.
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>>75200157
>you
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Ducks would rek both of these shit teams
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>>75200157
>care about genes
How do you explain everything more than 50 miles north of the border?
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SCRATCHED SCRATCHED SCRATCHED
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>>75200194
delete this
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>>75200157
Just saw a chink and paki in the crowd so not sure what youre talking about buddy
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>muh crowd singing anthem
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>>75200129

just rip coffee or chew gum, the oral fixation thing is real
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>>75200201
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>>75200201
concentrate on not absolutely embarrassing yourself against the flimmies
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GO SHARKS

LET'S GO Jannik!
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dear god canada, at least get a fuck who know the cords.
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inb4 shorks goal in first min
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>>75200141
To be fair, SCF losers usually don't make it back the following season. Only the Pens have done it in recent memory.
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>>75200201
See you in round 2
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need oilers memes

ps. my friend is banging McMeme
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Go shorks, make these oilniggers cry themselves to sleep tonite
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>>75200201
t. Ryan Kesler
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>>75200250
This is true
t. his friend
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>tonights first star
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edmonton's crowd wills them to this win but then they get swept kek
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>>75200250
Post friend
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Oilers beat the sharks 3-1-1 in the regular season.

Exactly what makes the Sharts think they can beat the Oilels?
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LGTSS

>SHORKS
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>muh regular season

get the fuck out of here casual.
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>>75200294
delusion
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edmonton crowd is so quiet
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>>75200294
They think every team chokes in the playoffs
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>>75200307
to be fair, they don't know how to act when their team is in a playoff game.
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maroon has been shit for weeks now and is basically dead weight on the top line
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>>75200307
>>75200317
t. watching a shit channel that mutes crowd noise
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>mic in the crowd to make the crowd appear louder

Katz wild ride never ends
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that retarded fuck mclellan should just play mcmeme 30 mins and take his chances, the rest of his team is garbage
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Holy fuck beauty of a hit
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Why are they being so rough so early?
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>Oilers wear orange
>Ducks wear orange
What's going to happen?
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How many people in this crowd are high on rubber cement right now
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BibleThump
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SCAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
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KLEFBOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Klef BOMB
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KLEFBOMBED
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>shorks

EAT MY ASS YOU NIGGER FAGGOTS

>>75200399
To teach the >shorks who's boss
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SHARTS BTFO

SWEPT
SWEPT
SWEPT
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>SHORKS
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wew
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>>75200338
doubt it, old one was stupid loud, doubt the new one is quiet as shit.
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KLEFBOMB!!!
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BASED OILERS

Plz be based Jackets vs. Oilers final.
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ugh i have to like lucic now
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>yfw the oilers have the highest playoff winning percentage in the salary cap era
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>shorkos
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>>75200444
checked
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Are shorks even a hockey team at this point?
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Literally can't hear the horn because of crowd
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>>75200444
Confirmed
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>>75200448
i know that feel. imagine having to cheer for matt cooke
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>>75200452

>Still no cups
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>>75200328
All he has to do is cycle, hit and create space for McDavid
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The refpuck begins
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>>75200469
They're a beaner team lol
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and here comes the california refpuck
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Eberle hitting WTF
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Did Tyler Dellow stop being an oilers fan after they fired him?
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>>75200477
nah i had quints confirming ducks vs habs finals
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How bad will they choke on this PP?
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>>75200444
That would be the best timeline
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>eberle checks someone for the first time in his career
>takes penalty
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>>75200496
i wish >we could get some of this california ref puck I keep hearing about
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>>75200494
i dont think i remember how poolparty looks normally anymore
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>>75200478
i know right, it was so great when he was playing dirty in minnesota and i could acknowledge that he actually was a piece of shit
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>>75200444

JACKETS/OILERS FINAL CONFIRMED
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>>75200494
Can't wait to see Pulju get in the lineup when injuries start to happen.

Pulju stanley cup winner. Screen cap.
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>>75200533
You don't need it against Calgary, you'll get it against >us
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>>75200512
shg coming
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>>75200553
true that but honestly i hope the refs adopt a "let them play" attitude against the oilers. I just want a good series with (you) guys. If (you) happen to win you better go all the way though.
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>>75200534
like this

>>75200540
that would be p cool
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>>75200533
Nobody gets more refpuck than the Penguins.

Its the Crysby effect. He's the league's golden boy (for now) so his team gets by with so much shit all the time.
The announcers always make excuses "looks like they're letting them play out there"
>opposing team does something
>Penguins PP.
No, they are just letting one team play...every year, every game. Shit gets old.

But thats in every pro sport. Its even worse in Basketball.
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>>75200596
>all those flat chested fake asian blonde haired smelly vietnamese
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>>75200596
Honestly, if the Oilers lose to the Ducks it would probably legit. Kesler and Perry are douchebags but the Oilers have douchebags of their own to counter with
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>>75200655
>trying to be a fag in a nice conversation
SAD
>>75200653
that's why there was no call on destroying a finger.
>>75200659
perry hasn't been his douchey self as of late...i miss his old shenanigans, but you're right should be a good series
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>>75200659
I hope the Flames tire them out at least. If it goes quick, Edmonton might be in for a rough 2nd round.
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>more refpuck
kek
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>the refs don't call anything in the playoffs

nice meme guys
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>>75200596
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>>75200659
lol speaking of zack kassien
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So kassian will be the new Matt Greene for this playoffs
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>>75200701
Edmonton is in for a rough 2nd round?
>implying they'll win
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>>75200653
Sounds like someone is mad about a superior team from a superior city
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>>75200698
Penguins highsticked a dude on a face off and the refs just "explained" why it was ok to the guy who high sticked.
>oh he was just trying to do the face off, calm down!"

Thats not even including the 3 other high sticks they had in that game.
I actually quit watching because it was a shit game, but I bet the Penguins got by with AT LEAST 5 no calls, as they do every playoff game.
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sharks pp is somehow worse than the oilers
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>>75200723
matt cooke maybe
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>>75200749
The Oilers PP connects at a good rate but it's ugly as fuck
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holy shit what an ugly couple lmao
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>>75200747
>He actually believes in league-wide conspiracies
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Why is every single person in this crowd wearing a fucking sweater, pathetic
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Coilers twitter is freaking out about this sign
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Holy shit, anyone else see the qt3.14 beside McDavid's mom?
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>>75200747
tbf they aren't going to need much ref puck against the poojackets.
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>>75200774
so mad lmao
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I like that mcdavid isn't a puck hog like crosby, he wants to see his whole team elevated.
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>that "icing"

lmao, shorks getting babby calls
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>>75200785
lmao
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>>75200698
>no call on destroying a finger
Don't forget no supplementary discipline either and it's been 20 days and the player with the destroyed finger is still out with injury. Fuck Crysby.
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Is this on a national channel?
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>>75200792
thats mcmemes gf
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>>75200816
no but your mom is
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>>75200774
It's Alberta, what did you expect? If you name me one good looking woman from that place I'll be shocked
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MAKEUP CALL
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>>75200784

Its cold out you fucking Floridian.
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>>75200785
Tip top kek
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>>75200747

>poojackets are this BTFO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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>couture
IF I PULL THAT OFF WILL YOU DIE
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>>75200792
mcmeme's gf is fucking hot as fuck. and if she leaves him, he can get another right away.
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>>75200785
kek based oiler fans
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>>75200827
>t. Zhao
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>>75200816
Its on USA Network.

>>75200815
Yeah, him not even getting a fucking fine at minimum is absurd. Well, the Bruins know who to think if they beat the Sens.
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>>75200806
Ever since his concusions, Crosby just doesn't have the same creativity he use to have. He relies on himself to make things happen now because he can't read the play as well as he use too.
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>>75200818
>this bitch doesn't even know what secondary assists means
>why is she so close to me
>my feet hurt
>I wish I were working on my dangles
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>>75200827

I think your confusing Alberta with the GTA
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looch
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>shorks


IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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>these gloves protected my hands
>while these skates carried me over the blue line
>and this stick scored the game winning goal!
>...oh, and this cup
>BWEEEEOOooo-wow
>chika chika bow chicka wow wow
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BIG DADDYYYYYYYYY
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>>75200810
>>75200839
>>75200845
Pretty sure it's a chink, hes sitting next to two other chinks
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>>75200818
Whoever she was, I'd like to stick handle in her crease, if you catch my drift.
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LOOOOOOOCH
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SHARTS ON SUICIDE WATCH

ITS OVER

OILERS HAVE WON THE STANLEE CUP
>>
AHAHAHAHAH

>SHARTS
>>
BTFO
>>
BIG DADDY
>>
LOOCH
>>
>SHORKS

Holy shit. Oilers in 4
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Pretty sure that's 5 goals in Lucic's last three games now.

Literally unstoppable.
>>
>McSecondary
>>
>playoffs
>shorks
>shorking

never fails
>>
When the hell did lucic leave boston?
>>
DUDE WE HAVE SO MUCH EXPERIENCE WE GONNA WIN STUPID OILNIGGERS
>>
most dangerous lead lads don't get cocky ;)
>>
>>75200853
>>75200874
i'll repeat, name me one good looking woman from alberta

name ONE (1) hot woman, a model, actress or whatever else of your choosing
>>
>>75199437
Hey guys what part of Edmonton are you from?

St Albert here
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>>75200882
Fuck off cunt
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>McDavid with the secondary assist
I lol'd so hard. SUCK IT, FAGS.
>>
>>75200923
After they traded him to the >kongs
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OKAY FINE I GET IT I LIKE LUCIC NOW

FUCK
>>
how is Bujlu playing?
>>
And McDavid hasn't even been activated yet

This series is already over
>>
>McSecondary
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>>75200926
it's the shorks
>>
Edmonton is gonna win the cup aren't they?
>>
Coilers find a way to blow this, check em
>>
As a Flim-Flams fan, I'm just glad it isn't us. It'd probably be 4-0 already.
>>
>>75200923
2015 draft. He was traded to LA for Martin Jones and a first.

>>75200934
The good ones are taken by the mormons and bred 15 times

>>75200953
He has an assist tonight
>>
>oilers fans booing lucic

Lel
>>
Who put my grandma in charge of music
>>
>>75200998
yeah I dunno why alberta hates him so much, he probably should have gone to the leafs
>>
>>75200978
No they'll lose to Washington but next year then the year after
>>
Karlsson is getting beat the fuck up this game. Don't think he will even last the sweep lol.
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>>75200987
this

the amount of drop dead gorgeous mormons in alberta is just crazy
>>
>>75200953
Do NOT bully Finland
>>
last 2 digits is the percentage oilers win
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>>75200998
Cheeky
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>>75200984
Probably not. The Sharks are still slumping from the last month or so. Flames still at least remember how to play hockey.
>>
>>75200936
I'm from Mill Woods
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>>75200998

........

They're saying Looooooooooooch.
>>
>>75200998
>>75201011
how new are you two?
>>
>>75201013
Washington made it past the 2nd round?
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>>75201022
last 2 is the percentage shorks win
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>>75200936
Sherwood Park here
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>starting on hertl
wtf that is not okay
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>>75201032
Trash
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>>75200934

Rochelle Loewen
>>
>>75201019

Hmmmmmmmmm.

>Is Mormon
>Needs a wife

Whelp, guess I know where I'm going for vacation.
>>
veterans were a mistake
>>
>>75201054
>>75201022
So the shorks are going to win now?
>>
>>75201041
hahaha got heem le epic trolled xD
>>
MORE REFPUCK


wowww
>>
>>75200987
>>75201019
>nobody can name a single good looking woman to come out of alberta

Wew lads what an ugly state
>>
>>75200936

Windermere

no im not brown
>>
>>75201068
Why wouldn't you just go to Utah
>>
Such a bad call
>>
>>75201007
yeah i was kinda laughing about MTL playing mostly stuff from 20 years ago... i think they dusted off the 45s for this game
>>
>>75201033
Are you meming me or is that an actual chant?
>>
>calling every penalty a refpuck
don't do that
>>
>>75201050
Their projected opponents are literal high schoolers round one and then either a decimated defense in Pittsburgh or a shitty Ohio team
>>
>nothing gets called in the playoffs

Unless it's on a California team
>>
why would anyone watch hockey, it's just a bunch of guys skating around improvising bullshit plays to where ever the puck happens to go, shit's random as fuck
>>
>>75201032
fuck i hate sohi, his accent is atrocious
>>
>>75201099

Been there tried that. Utah Mormons are way too uptight.
>>
>>75201111
>three (3) powerplays in the first period
what else do you call it?
>>
>>75201033
that's real original
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>>75201111
Oilnigger here, listen to the bongshark. Some calls are bad, others are correct.

Quads confirm, also dubs.
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>>75201120
how buttblasted are you that the Kongs won 2 cups?
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Why do hockey players love bimbos so much?
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>>75201138
edmonton getting caught out and making bad plays?
>>
>>75201064
Looks pretty mannish, yikes
>>
>missed highstick on Klef.

wew lad.
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>>75201138
Having a bottom 6 of grinders.
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>>75201120
>IKTF
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>>75201108

That's the actual chant
>>
>>75201111
>american team getting btfo
>3:1 penalty ratio

lol, get fucked. The >shorks will miss the playoffs next year
>>
>>75201145
>youll never hold mcdavid like that
>>
>>75201153
>he doesn't rate puckbunnies
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>>75201116
What's makes Washington different this year?

>>75201089
How do I hook up with Alberta hot chicks?
>>
>>75201111
nice digits

but your blind if you think Cagguila's call was anything but refpuck.

>behind the play
>little bit of reaching stick play
>literally happens everyother play
>"derrr, Shorks losing, better call penalty"
>>
>>75201153
breaking a bimbo and making her accept true monogamous love is patrician as fuck
>>
Thornton looks invisible out there
>>
>>75201173
Burns, Vlasic, Braun and whatever other pylons the >shorks dress will
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mcdavids previous gf was hotter i think
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>>75201173
>ywn embrace McDavid
Feels terrible, lads.
>>
>>75200934
I don't know celebrities that well, but I know Elisha Cuthbert because she was (is) married to Phaneuf
>>
>>75201193
but taking a whore who was fucked by other cocks is anti patrician
>>
>>75201207
I agree.

One of us should tell him.
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>>75201153
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>>75201133
>Edmonton actually elected a shitskin bus driver as a member of parliament
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>>75201137
Also if you're really Mormon why do you frequent this cesspool of degeneracy
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>>75201207
Hot af desu, and dat body. But who are we to question God?
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>>75201214
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>>75201232
She looks straight out of the 90s.

Source: I was alive for all of the 90s.
>>
>>75201223
sorry anon but
>2017
>holding out for another virgin

you're going to die alone
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>>75201232
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>>75201179
Washington is stacked from the top down. Their top end guys are top end and their role players are playing great. Their defense is structured. Their goaltending does the job. They play a good structured game. They seem more serious than ever. Everyone's more experienced. It just feels like it's going to happen

I hope it's an oilers caps final those games would be sick
>>
>>75201207
Nice tits, but looks like a mind fuck. The fun blonde girl is probably way less problems.
>>
>>75201233
Mill Woods. Enough said.
>>
>>75201244
>>75201232
>>75201207
>>75201145
How many pictures of him do you have???
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>>75201179
>Alberta hot chicks
only one i've heard so far is that trap-esque former WWE diva
>>
>>75201232
I guess he wants his kids to have horse teeth too.
>>
>>75201258
And he deserves to
>>
>>75201233
I think he was the only Liberal elected in the whole province tbqh.
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Mc150lbBench
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>>75201260
It better, because the Caps are way too good not to reach the SCF.
>>
>>75201304
No sport athlete.
>>
>>75201207
What a lucky bastard. I have respect for him having a big titted gf. I wish I could have one.
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>>75201233
Now he's the infrastructure minister... you know because he drove a bus.

No, it's because he oversaw the incredible lrt system in edmonton......
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>>75201275
lots

im basically obsessed with him
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>>75201233
Can't wait until Trudeau is kill
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>>75201232
Marner is elite
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>>75201238

Shrug. I frequent /tg/ /co/ and /sp/ but just for hockey.

I kinda avoid the rest of 4chan.
>>
>>75201255
she could use one of those baby pacifier necklaces
>>
>>75201207

Def hotter. Dem tiddies alone > new gf
>>
>>75201304
>hockey players
>worrying about how much they can bench

It's all about the leg strength, endurance, and flexibility anon. You don't want to be a thick meat head that can barely turn his head without turning his entire body.
>>
>>75201313
Mcdavid is like a fast bird birds aren't strong birds are fast

He's a fast fucking twink he's the goddamn goat
>>
>>75201304
McDavid says he sucks at anything that isn't ice hockey. He's minmaxed as fuck
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>>75201304
Mcmeme is DYEL as fuck
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Matthews girl
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>>75201259
Whoa she's hot as fuck

>nikita soshnikov has the hottest girl
Really gets my noggin joggin
>>
>>75201145
wow his daughter is cute, she will be beautiful by the time she is 18
>>
>>75201233
He used to drive busses I took all the time.
I hate him now.
You'd think a working class man wouldn't steal and spend so much tax money
Millwoods here
>>75201301
>tfw he lost but then won by a recount. I voted for the other paki
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>>75200934
>>
>>75201260
Can Ovechkin knock out Crosby? That is the big question.
>>
>>75201345
What about looch and buff?
>>
>>75201356
He looks like 12 year old Draco Malfoy with a jawline
>>
Post the Sedins wives.

FAST
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>>75201357
>plastic botox face
>hot as fuck
I guarantee she was twice as hot before fucking her shit up
>>
>>75201179

First your work on the rigs
then you get a jacked up truck
snorting coke is also a must
buy some white ray bans
then brag about all the money you make working the rigs loudly in a public setting
all the hot babes will be on your dick within minutes
>>
>>75200934

Mackenzie Porter?
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>>75201333
Same here

/sp/ and /fit/ and occasionally /tv/ only
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>>75201408
all i have is stuff like this sorry
>>
>>75201268
he's popular in more than just mill woods though

>>75201301
even if he was a PC/NDP he's still a shitskin bus driver being elected as a fucking MEMBER of PARLIAMENT
>>
>>75201376

Kek is that stpeach?
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Jagr's girl or McDavid's girl?
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>>75201394
There's room for exceptions. But there is a reason why McDavid is better than them, and why the best are never meat heads. And I doubt Lucic or Buff work very much on their upper body strength, compared to their lower body.
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>>75201382
I think the capitals are in full blown team mode and the penguins are banged up so most likely
>>
>>75201416
Spent some time there and this is 100% accurate kek
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>>75201416
Doing crack is Edmonton's pastime?
>>
>>75201449
jagr's already probably at least a dozen european models over her by now, he doesnt seem like the kind of guy to get attached
>>
>>75201449
>jagr's girl

Jagr does not restrict himself to just one

>>75201394
Lucic is a skating contradiction. Byfuglien is NFL style giga nigga with a ridiculous speed/size ratio
>>
>>75201375
>Millwoods here

KEK hey shitskin

Jesus christ how many shitskins are in this thread at this very moment??
>>
>>75201416
Pretty much the standard guide to being an Albertan/Saskatchewan douche bag.

Just try not to lose your shit and kill your entire family.
>>
>>75201449
>slam piece
>"Jagr's girl"
C'mon man
>>
>>75201473
If you're poor as fuck

All the rich people are either coked up rigpigs or straight edge
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> tfw shorks shorking
> gints suck d
> LMAO A's suck d
> 4cryers abysmal
>raidniggurs leaving

> ducks set for epic cup run
> Angels killing it and 1st in Al West
> chargers now a true playoff caliber so cal team LA

Feels good to be So Cal bro tier
>>
>>75201449

She was a chech model and was dating a chech hockey player at the time I think. Then slept with jagr and either her or someone close to her tried to blackmail jagr with that photo. he didn't give a hit.
>>
>>75201473
where does it say that in the post?
>>75201494
No, not shitskin.
>>
>>75201376
>that face

no wonder she picked that pose
>>
>>75201473
Edmonton is like your classic American blue collar redneck city so yes
>>
>the rich of Calgary are lawyers, engineers, financiers, businesspeople
>the rich of Edmonton are rig pigs and politicians
>>
>>75201523
Truly a based god of hockey
>>
how do you pick your favorite team?
>>
>>75201440
>even if he was a PC/NDP he's still a shitskin bus driver being elected as a fucking MEMBER of PARLIAMENT

It's actually good for Alberta. With a Liberal pc prime minister like Truedau, they would be completely fucked if they were completely conservative. At least this way they have someone he is forced to listen too.
>>
>>75201522
I hope you are right. Beware of game 7. Are you also a Ducks fan shitposting here?
>>
>>75201505

Murder-Suicide is the best way to spend spring breakup.
>>
>>75201449
jagr has the choice of all met art's czech girls, obviously him
>>
I'm sorry, but did the Sharks already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only game 1. Does not having the lead after game one count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Sharks are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the Pacific for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NHL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of a manufactured superstar. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Sharks are one of the best fucking teams in the NHL, they went to the SCF last year and would of won the Cup if the NHL didn't fucking give it to another manufactured superstar. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Sharks wins and someone bumps this topic. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Shark topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>
>>75201531
Sorry I meant coke.
>>
>>75201542
Find out if Michael Peca ever played for them
>>
>>75201551

Correct my ducksbro anon friend . How are you preparing for the 1st game tomorrow ? Got a case of Lagunitas wating for tomorrow
>>
Laffers OUT and I promise not to shit post in your thread tomorow
>>
I'm sorry, but did the Sharks already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only game 1. Does not having the lead after game one count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Sharks are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the Pacific for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NHL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of a manufactured superstar. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Sharks are one of the best fucking teams in the NHL, they went to the SCF last year and would of won the Cup if the NHL didn't fucking give it to another manufactured superstar. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Sharks wins and someone bumps this topic. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Shark topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>
>>75201553
Fuck man, spring break-up is killing me right now, way too much time to think, and the thoughts aren't good
>>
>>75201522
get out of the first round
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>>75201590
40
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>buying a jersey with the name "PLAYOFFS"
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>>75201576
can't tell if this is copypasta or not
>>
>>75201589
I hope to go home at around the puck drop. I'm very cautious tomorrow.
>>
>>75201618
What the fuck kind of captcha is that

>>75201624
>being this new
>>
WARDO
>>
>>75201623
Is Gretzky an alcoholic? His face has that red alcoholic sheen.
>>
>>75201623
why is gretz hanging out with the devil?
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>>75201522
>>75201589
>>75201551

Whatsup my ducks bros
>>
wew dougie gilmour goal
>>
>>75199437
VERY WORRIED

GONNA NEED SOME SECONDARY ASSISTS HERE
>>
We finally got a game boys.
>>
Hey the Shorks actually scored!
>>
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD SHOWING UP
>>
SHARKS
>>
>>75201623
My guess is they were discounted at the game
>>
>>75201644
it's NEW
>>
Oilers about to cuck themselves lmao
>>
>>75201653
He sold his soul for hockey fame, now he pays the toll
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WE COMMIN BACK NIGGA
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>>75201652
Gretzky is the king of handling his liquor. Dude is constantly drunk
>>
Tell me about Pizza 73
>>
>>75201576
>>75201604
Feels kind of like that moment in D3, when the Juniour Warriors (Ducks) are crushing that other high school team, and they think it is in the bag. Then the team comes back and fucks up their shit.
>>
how small is gretzky's penis?
>>
Oilers heading for choke ville
>>
SHORKS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>75201694
The pizza you buy for people don't like but need to feed
>>
How the fuck did he miss that.
>>
if you shoot the puck at your enemies, they win
>>
>>75201694
It's garbage

seriously don't order pizza in alberta, not only is it shit but it's ovepriced
>>
What the fuck was that shiot
>>
i think the sharks need some more powerplays they havent quite tied it yet
>>
Not really like the no look drop passes in the defensive zone and the shitty hard angle shots that rim around and clear the zone

They're looking like the old oilers very worried :/
>>
>>75201704
Ask your mom
>>
lol burns you dumb nigger, learn to defend
>>
guys if the sharks score again the game will be tied
>>
>>75201704
Who cares, his wife and daughter are fucking hot.
>>
which feed has Mike Johnson on it ?
>>
>>75201726
i had literally the worst pizza of my life in jasper

ordering shrimp in a mountain ski town may have been a mistake though
>>
Holy kek dat refpuck
>>
>>75201746

Wow really? wow you dont say! wow!
>>
>le toothless reddit beard guy
>>
Anyone up in this thread got a stream link for a nigga without TV service?
>>
>>75201758
>go to jasper
>order pizza
kys
>>
holy fuck, lucic literally looks like something evolution left behind
>>
>pouliot draws an offensive zone penalty.

O SHIT
>>
>>75201758
even in edmonton it's pretty awful
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>>75201731
But >our powerplay is dogshit
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>>75201746
whoa hockey is so unpredictable wow
>>
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>>75201704
>tfw met his dad once and he could still beat me up
>>
>>75201782
you PPK is good though. hell the oilels just lost a minute doing nothing
>>
>>75201774

http://www.apkadsense.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/oilers.html
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>burns with 20 minutes in front of talbot
>tablot stays with him and makes the save
>>
>>>75201754
Has his daughter fucked her way completely through the NHL yet?

>Be GOAT NHL player
>Daughter is GOAT NHL whore
>>
>>75201828
shes dating some loser golfer
>>
>>75199437
This period is kind of fuckin boring eh
>>
>>75201842
le fall down the stairs man
>>
>>75201828
Isn't she with a golf dude?
>>
>>75201828
She's a mommy now
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>>75201776
i had steaks and omlettes when i was in edmonton, on the way back through jasper i didn't see a lot of other options. is there somewhere good to eat there? because it all looked pretty mediocre, just basic local shops and chains like subway i think

>>75201781
that's surprising, big cities usually have some pretty tight local joints
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>>75201754

Maybe from the neck down
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>>75201758
>goes to jasper
>orders a pizza
>orders a pizza with fucking shrimp on it

jesus christ what is wrong with you?
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>>75201842
>loser golfer

still makes more money than you and bangs a hotter broad lol
>>
>>75201736
but what if it's a micro
>>
>>75201865
DJ please stop using this vpn and lay off the coke
>>
apparently it's 5v4 when we come back lads lel
>>
>>75201746
The series is deadlocked right now, that would be huge.
>>
>>75201856
the most basic, shittiest looking diners are always the best bro, you fucked up
>>
>>75201860
Surprised you didn't point out her pointy elbow
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>>75201865
Joke's on you. I look identical to Connor McDavid and pick up the girls he dumps to ease the transition.
>>
>>75201856
We had Millwoods Pizza which was anazing, but its been gone for many years and is now a sub par shitskin pizza place like all of them now
>>
>>75201776
What exactly are you suppose to eat in Jasper?
>>
>>75201880
>Melker Karlsson: 2 Minutes for Slashing David Desharnais
>>
>>75201853
Wow, can't say I ever saw that happening.
>>
>>75201896
>Connor, you came back for me?
>>
>>75201864
i already had a bunch of alberta beef in edmonton, i was in the mood for seafood on my way back home

and the sushi place didn't seem especially high quality

>>75201886
i agree, our best chinese place in a city of 90,000 is literally a wooden shack in the middle of the ghetto

all i saw was crappy cafes, chains, and overpriced yuppie garbage
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>>75201905
i dunno, havent been there in 16 years
>>
stonking ppk tonight even if >we did give up one ppg
>>
>>75201736
but what if it's really small
>>
"You fucking JEW ref! I'll gas you!"

Holy shit, Draisaitl might get fined for that one.
>>
when do we start >rags posting? Friday?
>>
@75201920
Not your travel blog tripcuck, get fucked
>>
Would you put Pooalot on the Draisaitl McDavid line?
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>>75201954
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>>75201960
>yfw rags sweep hasbs
>>
>>75201960
i already started
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>>75201856

Its a working mans town so your basic meat, cheese, potatoes combo is king around here. Unless you want some stupid hipster shit then you can try Le Poutine, Cafe Mosaics, Duchess Bakery, La Ronde, Little India, XIX ninteen...thats all i can think of off the top of my head for good critically acclaimed eating.
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>>75201954
>>
Why can't McDavid finish, lads?
>>
refpuck
>>
>playoff hockey
these refs are literally calling everything they possibly can
>>
McDavid and Matthews are destined to play together someday.
>>
>>75201990
le secondary assists man
>>
These refs are fucking stingy tonight, lads. Calling damn near everything on both sides.
>>
>>75201905

The A&W is pretty decent there
>>
>>75201968
No. He isn't good enough in any area of the game. Maroon is at least physical and can crash the net like a boss.
>>
>>75201990
Some men crumble under the pressure of playoffs, and I think he'll be one of them.

Watch him have a goal drought this entire series.
>>
Holy shit these refs are soft as fuck
>>
>>75202003
how mad when it's on the Blackhawks
>>
another nhl game ruined by the refs
>>
Need a new thread, lads.
>>
>>75202007
Except that hook on McDavid that let the shorks go up the ice
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>>75201954
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>>75201990
not erect
>>
>>75201980
islanders confirmed
>>75201985
canadiens confirmed
>>75201990
oilers confirmed
>>75201989
flames confirmed
>>75202002
red wings confirmed
>>75202003
devils confirmed
>>75202004
lightning confirmed
>>75202007
ducks confirmed
>>75202008
red wings confirmed
>>
>>75202002
Tbf, that was interference. They called it elbowing though...
>>
>>75202030
>page 2
>only 89 files used

Do you know how 4chan works right?
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>>75201985
>your basic meat, cheese, potatoes combo
yeah i had that for days at diners and restaurants, and i really thought a local pizza shop that probably sells an assload of pizzas to tourists would have its shit together... but nope

little india sounds pretty nice but i'm not seeing a lot of recommendations that aren't stupid hipster shit
>>
>>75202058
no, I'm not a fucking nerd lmao
>>
>>75202058
>i know what bolvar is but not a vagina
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This is a hockey game...BUT EITH SHAAAKS
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>>75202055
I think it was more the elbow after the hit. Gave him another shot for no reason.
>>
>>75201990
Cuz McBenchpoints is overrated
>>
>>75202091
its the fucking playoffs, giving and getting extra shots is basically what its all about
>>
LADS
BOYS
GENTS
FELLAS

WE NEED A NEW THREAD
>>
black on black crime right there
>>
>that zoning
Holy crap man, that's the sharks that everyone was scared of
>>
Shorks are pushing, weather the storm boys
>>
>>75202116
No we don't reddit
>>
>>75202156
Don't be mean to me.
>>
sharks woke af this period
>>
>Getting hemmed in
>Send out the Nuge line instead of Letestu line
>>
>>75202161
Shut up and watch the game and I won't be
>>
its not his fault that pavelski is a manlet
>>
McLellan must be losing his fucking mind with all these penalties. Christly fuck, keep your lumber down.
>>
>clear highstick
ITS CALIFORNIA REFPUCK!!!!
>>
stop taking penalties REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>75202161
kek
>>
>>75202174
Fuck your dead mother.
>>
PLEASE TELL ME WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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CAME IN THROUGH THE WINDOW

LAST NIGHT
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>>75202196
Rekt
>>
>>75202191
>>75202192
>shark interferes with Oiler
>oiler stick hits a shark

>only call one penalty
>>
>>75202215
>clean check is interference
>>
>>75202231
>american fan doesn't know shit.

surprise surprise
>>
What're'e listenin' to tonight, lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBdaWBGvMEQ
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>>75202231
>clean check is elbowing
>>
>>75202196
I think I'll tongue punch yours in her fart box instead
>>
>>75202243
>literally elbowed him in the face

idiot
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if pulju was playing it would be 6-0 oilers btw
>>
>>75202241
still singing along to my own worst enemy ((((in my head))))
>>
>>75202231
>oiler doesn't have the puck
>clean check

too used to the california rulebook I guess
>>
what is /sp/ going to do when it the olympics and none of these players are there?
>>
>>75202265
who are you quoting?
>>
>>75202269
This. They need to release that Finnish secret weapon soon.
>>
>>75202279
meme it up

P-prospect can go right?
>>
>>75202269
The third (3rd) [türd] overall pick in the NHL Entry Draft isn't playing?

Wild stab in the dark (I really don't know): is he Finnish? Might that be the problem?
>>
>>75202279
Keep watching the NHL and ignore the (((IOC)))'s money machine
>>
>>75202304
Oh, he was fourth, wasn't he?

FUCK
>>
>>75202304
he was the fourth pick you dumbfuck
>>
>>75202265
I think you mean he elbowed his cage
>>
>>75202321
No one likes you. Not even your dog.
>>
>>75202304
>The third (3rd) [türd] overall pick in the NHL Entry Draft isn't playing?

No, Dubust isn't playing for CBJ. The problem is that he's French
>>
>>75202333
what? your mom loves me
>>
>>75202343
My mom is heartless. She doesn't love anyone, including me.
>>
>3 nights in a row
>loud helicopter sounds above my town

someone call alex jones for me
>>
Laughing SO HARD at the Wild right now.
>>
I feel like Pavs disappears in all the big games, where you at my dude, lets score a goal.
>>
Oh my God, how do the Wild not score that?
>>
>>75202422
lmao wasn't he the point leader in last years playoffs
>>
I am going to do something groundbreaking. I'm going to fap without knowing who it will benefit. And the next team to score is this year's beneficiary of fap magic. Fap magic won the Hawks the Cup in 2013.

This could be huge.
>>
>>75202441
no couture was
>>
>>75202441
Couture was, Pavs disappeared in the finals.
>>
>>75202448
this is a dangerous power you flirt with, tread softly friend
>>
>people care more about the shorks and oilels more than the bloose and mild
>>
>>75202448
And you wonder why people call the hawks reddit
>>
>>75202481
oilers are meme and therefor /ourteam/
>>
Rolly in the building
>>
>>75202493
nobody cares
>>
>>75202481
well duh.

the bloos have 16 fucking shots and are milking their one goal lead because the mild have nearly 40 but couldn't score if allen was MIA.

one of the worst playoff matchups in forever and we have to see it almost every other year
>>
get ready for a sharks come back you dickheads haha suckit
>>
>shake zula
>>
literally lost my earbuds on that broken stick
>>
caggiula is JINXED
>>
Hendricks in for Cajewla when
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>>75202534
Couldn't believe my fucking eyes, tbqh.
>>
>>75202022
I like how the Blackhawks are considered the prestige franchise all of a sudden.

You know how long they were absolutely fucking dire right? You Americans meme >1993 all day long but forget how many awful franchises you have. They were GODAWFUL for almost a century.

Continuing in their tradition are such great franchises as the Buffalo Sabres, Philadelphia Flyers, St. Louis Blues.
>>
>>75202481
The Oilers actually have fans and national fans care more about mcmeme that any shitter in minny or st poopy
>>
WTF did Pavelski's face do to that stick?
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>>75202548
I don't know why your tone is so angry, but yes I know of their history since it was the only thing the broadcasters could seem to talk about during their 2010 run
>>
>>75202543
His stick broke, it's not like he whiffed it for no reason. He's been great the last few games.
>>
>burns the most shooting-est d-man in the league
>passes the one time he's needed to shoot most
>>
>>75202543
That'd be stupid. Cagguila has been great down the stretch. Plays hard, is fast. They should take out Pakarinen before him.
>>
>TALBOT WITH THE SAVE!!!
>weak shot from the point which went off the pipe without any goalie help
Such dumb commentators desu
>>
>>75202571
Because you act like all the Canadian teams are shit and the American teams are all good, when there are plenty of American teams who haven't won in ages
>>
REFFZ U SUXXX XD
>>
Timo Meier looks like Yakupov.
>>
>>75202589
>tfw no feed with just crowd/rink sounds
>>
>>75202574
>>75202577
He's too soft, the wagon would crack heads
>>
>>75202594
that isn't what my post "acted" like at all anon. are you drunk?
>>
>FUCK YOU
kek
>>
>>75202605
That is a pretty good idea.
>>
>>75202615
>asking a deadmonton fan if he's drunk
>>
Pavelski is such a manlet
>>
>>75202614
>soft
Wrong. Cagguila is little wrecking ball.
>>
God dammit
>>
SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>
SHORKS SHORKS SHORKS!!!
>>
LUCKY PUCK STEP
>>
SCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>
BASED
>>
that might be the difference between a late game and a late late LATE game
>>
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

HERTL YOU BEAUTY
>>
S H O R K

A T T A C K
>>
Edmonton is finished! BTFO
>>
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Not even worried
>>
>>75202646
Hendricks wouldn't have let his man walk
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>paul martin scoring
>>
>both games tied up within 30 seconds of each other

hmmm I wonder who made the call(s)
>>
last digit is how many overtimes we are getting
>>
>the call that ended the oilels run
>>
LMAO HOW DID VLASIC GET CALLED ON ANYTHING THERE

LOL I BET BUTTMAN IS SEETHING RIGHT NOW PUCK DON'T LIE
>>
member when hertl fucked lundqvist in his 4 goal game
>>
>>75202520
>>75202520
>>75202520

i fucking called it suckit canacucks
>>
>>75202448
Sharks scored and then the Wild scored the second I busted.
>>
>>75202715
A 17 year old yuro actually ended a man's career that night lol
>>
>>75202715
It was more Biron. Literally killed Biron's career.
>>
>>75202737
>tfw i was watching the highlights of that game yesterday
>>
kek lucic is a goon
>>
Oil are getting worked right now.
>>
How bad are the riots gonna be this year?
>>
canadian teams are about to get swept today, all on home ice
>>
>lucic
>>
>canada
>>
Shorks score on this powerplay, calling it now.
>>
>>75202786
yeah but he's our goon now
also kassian
>>
2 minutes for being a big guy
>>
>>75202715
yeh i memba
>>
>Lucic on your team
>ever complaining about the refs
>expecting him not to chimp out in key moments

Where have I seen this before lol
>>
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>yfw >we were merely pretending to be shit
oilels about to get hustled
>>
What a dive
>>
If you look up "refs" on twitter, it's all oilels fans
>>
I SERIOUSLY hope no one here fell for the Oilers meme
>>
>>75202805
considering theres not much new infrastructure in edm other than a ring road and the new arena, the damage should be somewhat attenuated
>>
Shorks out for blood desu
>>
>>75202858
>ring road
>new

kek
>>
>>75202832
is big ben really loud?

i feel like it would be annoying at night
>>
>>75202832
this

they never saw it coming. 4D Chess.
>>
>>75202832
Are you that one bong Quakes fan?
>>
just not gonna make a new thread?
>>
>>75202876
>he can't read
>>
>>75202892
No point
>>
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If Oilers win, they better erect a statue for the hero.
>>
>>75202881
I have a bong clock near my condo and it goes every hour without question, really fucking annoying.
>>
>>75202848
LMAO we got one guys, he fell for the Sharks in the ploffs meme
>>
>>75202900
can you?
>>
>>75202881
don't know desu don't live anywhere near london

my church bells are loud tho but it's soothing imo

>>75202888
nay sorry la
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12735996
>>
>sharts score with 90 seconds left
laughing SO HARD at edmeemton
>>
>>75202923
It literally never says the road is new, just the arena

Wouldn't be surprised if Canadians had a 2nd-tier version of grammar just like everything else though
>>
>>75202907
my grandfather had a grandfather clock(ironically) that would play part of a song every 15 minutes, and play the whole song and then bong out the hours on the hour

sleeping in their house was basically hell

>>75202929
yeah i know what you mean, i used to hear kids screaming from the school playground i lived next to every morning and it wasn't that bad, there's worse things to wake up to
>>
>>75202943
>Using >our meme against >us

Cheeky
>>
MIC CHECK MIC CHECK MIC CHECK

Goddamnit, Cassie.
>>
>>75202954

>>75202858
>theres not much new infrastructure in edm other than a ring road

>apart from; except.
"he claims not to own anything other than his home"
>>
>>75202977
where the fuck is this feed coming from though
>>
gary lawless @garylawless
just finishing my NHL awards ballot and yes I selected Auston Matthews as my top choice for Calder. Bring it.
>>
>>75202985
holy shit boys i'm not exactly giving it 100% with the typing proficiency tonight

i fucked up

can we go back to celebrating the oil

cucks
>>
>>75202996
Probably the CBC website feed.
>>
>>75202954

what the fuck are you talking about
>>
>>75203010
This fucking guy. The entire year he's been shitting on the Toronto media that Laine is better and then does this. Fucking Gary. Hilarious.
>>
>>75203020
is not your fault meng, dun wry
>>
>>75203040
thanks duder
>>
Man, I thought that RNH no-look wrister from the blueline really had a shot.
>>
marleau invisible af
>>
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fucking pussy
>>
Oilers will lose on a BS penalty
>>
>Get outplayed the last 2 periods
>Play for OT

This is fine.
>>
no matter who wins this game has been LIT

hope the rest of the series is this good
>>
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last two digits is who scores the winning goal
>>
>>75203064
The word you're looking for is gutless, Jeremy
>>
>>75203105
jumbo joe
>>
>>75203121
more like cupless lol
>>
>>75203105
>Schlemmer

>imokwiththis.exe
>>
I'm 30 and have high blood pressure, sharks already trying to kill me.
>>
>>75203102
eat shit nigger, the refs saved you faggots from getting run out of the rink
>>
sharks gained s SOG in the intermission lol
>>
>>75203105
If Schlemko scores I'll eat a sock and post me doing so.
>>
>>75203162
Oilers lack that (((playoff experience))) to know you have to work through the intermission
>>
>>75203149
>get massively out shot in the last two periods
>cry refpuck
stop embarrassing yourself
>>
88 for burnzie scoring
>>
oilerfags don't know a fucking thing about hockey, jesus christ
>>
>>75203176
>refs call anything resembling defence or forechecking
>shorks take over the game


what a coincidence that it started right after the Oilers went up 2-0
>>
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>>75203102
This
>>
>>75203200
>listening this hard to the stream

laughing SO HARD
>>
@75203205
shan't be giving thee anymore (You)s
>>
Is there a single hockey player with an IQ above 90 (apart from Pulju)?
>>
holy shit this stream is comfy as fuck. it's like i'm at the game
>>
nigel? more like crygel after getting exposed by gord lol
>>
>>75203230
Vesey
>>
>>75203230
If there was they sure got it beat down after a few fights.
>>
>>75203105
It has to be my man, Milan Lucic.
>>
>>75203210
when will the oilers unleash their secret finnish weapon?
>>
>>75203253
Whenever Eberle get's injured.
>>
>>75203230

Dominic Moore
>>
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>>75203253
that would be great if he was in the building and they hit his music in overtime and came out and the crowd went crazy

maybe i watch too much wrestling
>>
>>75203259
*sends out haley*
>>
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>>75203253
>>
>>75203247
>>75203276
>both Harvard grads are NYR

Are the Rags the most intelligent team in the NHL?
>>
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>>75203253
When Joey Moss is gone we can only have one retard at a time
>>
>>75203105
just need a quick 97 my friend
>>
>>75203296
If going to Harvard made you smart Steve Moore wouldn't be a cripple
>>
THE MELKMAN
>>
>CHOKELELS
>>
Fuck
>>
>OILELS
>>
BTFO
>>
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uh ohhhh
>>
>>75203296

he's on the broons now and also

*inhales* HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
canada cursed
>>
SHARK BIT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
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M,ELKMAN
>>
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That's gay.
>>
>oilels in 5
>>
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>>
I TOLD YOU WE WERE MERELY PRETENDING

WHAT A GAME
>>
I'm laughing.
>>
Don't worry guys, at least Toronto will win tomorrow
>>
Nice wrister by Karlsson

Gg shorks
>>
t. Refpuck
>>
gg Oilers
>>
Out-shot 44-19.
>>
>COILERS
>THE CITY OF DEADMONTON

KEKEEKEKEK

MY FUCKING PRAIRIE NIGGER COUSIN DROPPED $500 FOR THS GAME LMFAO
>>
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>>75203368
>68
>>
Kekd at the guy flipping him off
>>
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> OILELS
> MCCHOKE
> LEAFS
>>
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>Have to wait 10 years for a home playoff game
>Go up 2-0 in the 1st
>Get outplayed the rest of the game
>Choke it away and lose to the SHORKS
>>
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>>75203416
>guy
>>
>>75203400
gg oilads

see you in game 2
>>
>>75203471
this is a 10/10 in Edmonton
>>
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>>75203572
>mfw one of the deadmonton posters unironically thought that was a man until someone posted the screenshot
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