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>>75196083
I usually post the threads for most Chicago sports, and i always start threads 30 minutes to an hour earlier. Lots of people like to shit post before the game starts

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>>75196083
Ring ceremony senpai

Go Cubes!

How insecure are Chicago faggots?

Lakers 16
Chicago sports: 18

Fucking pathetic city full of pathetic, fat fucking people. You will never be NYC or LA.

Do not reply to bait posters

>https://twitter.com/Cubs/status/852304329599893504

bloody hell the ring looks SICK

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>>75196197
>never be NYC or LA

Thank god. Thank FUCKING god. you guys. Can you imagine living somewhere in which the air is fucking toxic not have enough water?

http://www.latimes.com/opinion/editorials/la-ed-transportation-funding-bill-20170406-story.html

You see this? All free baby. All Chicagoans have free water included in our utilities. We fucking own a lake bro. I could leave my faucet on permanently and it would be alright.

Meanwhile people in California are sucking dicks for sips of water on your dirty street corners.

They are giving the rings to every fucking one who cashed a check from the cubs last year. Some lady called into 670 earlier today who was a part time seasonal tour guide (75hrsa yearmaybe) and she is getting a ring. Im jelly

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>>75196291
>tfw Pedro Strop wears his during the game and everyone who complains about his hat gets extra ass-blasted every time he pitches

pacific soundtrack and now lord of the rings. interesting cusb

>>75196618
Never realised how much I wanted this until now.

>having lester catch it

based

>tfw massive diarrhea shit so missed the ceremony

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>>75196540
Damn you get Chicago radio signal in Rockford still? I would have thought you guys had a Quad Cities radio band just for yourselves or something

>>75196852
oh, yeah no I live in dupage also. I use rockford as a meme on another board. What part of dupage is in chicago?

>>75196928
>tfw I unironically live in Rockford

Don't ever come here lads, it's not worth it.

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>>75196928
The bottom sliver of O'Hare extends into DuPage county, and since O'Hare is technically in Chicago, a tiny part of Chicago is actually in DuPage county.

But I'm actually in Lincoln Park, Chicago. There's something wrong with extra flags it doesn't let you set it to Chicago if you try using Cook County, so I'm forced to used DuPage county if I want to set it to Chicago.

And since I was born and raised in Naperville, it all works out. I can rep the Dirty Six Thirty and Chicago at the same time

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>>75196980
im sorry to hear that

>>75197041
>tfw 312 despite living in dupage

what the fuck was that ending to the anthem? dumb nigger emphasizes 'the' and not 'brave'. all for his voice to falter.

>shit congo

>>75196980
>one of my roommates used to live in a shitty area of Rockford with his brother

Sounds awful lad

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>>75196767
I don't think they'll ever be a specific partnership like Lester and Ross in the Cubs in a long time. Contreras is a great replacement skill wise, but just seeing Ross always ooze with confidence even though everyone knew about Lester's short coming was great.

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>>75196980
Moment of silence boys; I lived in Roger's Park for a year and thought it was dog shit; one of my friends from Rockford came to visit and laughed his ass off when I told him I was scared i'd get mugged by some dindu

>>75197152
>Thinking you'll get attacked by some black elderly person living in one of those shitty retirement homes on the lakefront.

You're more likely to get shot on the North Side of Evanston these days than Roger's Park you fucking pussy.

>>75197152
I've lived here for 30+ years and never been close to being mugged or shot or stabbed. Then again I stay away from the bad areas, which admittedly is a pretty large chunk of the city.

>Lackey

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

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>Lackey

is lackeys career over?

>Lackey about to get tossed one batter into the game

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Lackey is throwing meatballs tonight boys

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>Lackey picking a fight with the Ump 3 pitches into the game.
Good for him, that strike zone was bullshit.

>He gives up a double
Shiiiit, maybe it would be better for him to get tossed if he can't get settled.

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>>75197201
http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/man-shot-critically-wounded-in-rogers-park-3/

I used to excluseivley use the Jewel on Howard Street in Evanston; it's fucking prime gang territory. Always some dindus getting shot. Luckily they usually leave the white/asian people alone, so I usually don't get harassed. But I think a couple of them were trying to surround me to play the knock out game on me, but I managed to get away by pretending I didnt speak english

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never liked him

>>75197311
Those were balls don't kid yourself
At bat agrees they were balls

>lackey chimping out

>brought to you by Kek medicine

>>75197324
Why the fuck does he look 10 years younger?
This was only 3 years ago.

Lackey pls strike out a gonz then dp

>2 hits, one walk, 0 outs

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>matte blue helmets

Why did the cubs change their uni's that shit looks awful

>>75197467
It's only for the first homestand

>>75197467
It's for just this series. Royals did it

>>75197467

It's just for the banner and rings ceremony

>>75197467
Because winners deserve to win gold, it's something Doyler fans will never understand.

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>>75197502
kek

>>75197467
>muh shekels

another jersey to sell

Going to the game friday

whos supposed to be pitching?

>>75197546
zambrano

>>75197546
Look it up @ chicagocubs.com

>>75197570
I swear every game I went to back in the day was zambrano. I saw glendon rusch pitch like 3-4 times one year also kinda odd

>>75197570
>Arrieta, Lackey and Zambrano
The Triumvirate of pissed off looking starters.

Add in Paplebon and you can bet at least one fist fight will break out.

Get the bat off your shoulder guy

Grand Wizard Lackey gets his KKK.

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>>75197598
>tfw you saw Edwin Jackson pitch

wtf was utley doing??

>>75197618
Zambrano was only pissed off cause he sucked

seriously what is it with the dodgers and fucking up with the bags loaded. Teams might as well start walking the first three batters of the inning when playing against them for a guaranteed scoreless inning

>>75197659
Tfw you have pictures of Carlos marmol striking out the side in prime time 08, you took from seats close up. ;_;

>risp

This shit is just ridiculous

>>75197711
even with prime marmol he probably still walked the bases loaded before hand

>>75197660
too old, can't pull the trigger
>>75197697
piss poor situational hitting club for as long as i can remember. always trying to mash when a single will do the job

>>75197756
Nah it was the season when he was lights out. He was so good then was total worthless shit

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Post your face when Schwarber hits a ball to right field so hard for his dinger tonight, you can see the wind visually warping around the ball.

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>>75197792

>>75197711
marmol had the best walkout soundtrack for any cubs reliever ever

youtube.com/watch?v=k7LvjhASLIg

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>>75197792

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>>75197792
Can't wait senpai. I'm here ready

IT TAKES TWO

Why do my hips move on their own whenever I hear Rizzo's walk up music.?

>>75196341
That's a dope picture, but our drought is basically over. Nice try tho

>its a never ending street sign captcha episode

>>75197850
RIP Soler power

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>>75197896
better fix that dam

Like batting practice for based puig

>>75197857
Tell Heyward I love him please

how has mccarthy looked

mccarthy should just strike out swinging for the fences like the rest of the lineup

>>75197927
It's sad when we gotta let 'em go. Part of me misses Soler Power/Trade Castro times but we're a better team without them.

>>75197502
Yeah it only took you over a hundred fucking years to become winners again.

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>>75198029
I miss posting this pic

>Cubs are an iconic franchise
>Indians are just historic
HA HA

>>75197995
Is there someone else Heyward looks like start calling him that to see if you can get him to turn around.

I did that during the NLCS where I shouted with some other people at Frank Thomas, 'HEY, IT'S BO JACKSON!'

>>75197958
We're fine don't worry

>>75198107
>I did that during the NLCS where I shouted with some other people at Frank Thomas, 'HEY, IT'S BO JACKSON!'

kek. anon at the game please do this.

>>75198021
like his prime self since spring t.

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>>75198060
Good things come to those who wait.

>>75198107
>Is there someone else Heyward looks like
He always reminds me of Derrek Lee - tall lanky bobblehead

>Doyers with RISP

Did everyone in this thread die?

>>75198206
its way better now than it was 2 years ago

>>75198428
Maybe we're actually watching the game instead of shitposting?

>>75198526
fag

>>75198526
>commercials

really liking have schwarbs batting lead off

dodgers need softballs to make contact

Man why are the Cubs so fucking pathetic as a fucking franchise?

OOOH you won ONE WS. Big fucking deal. Chicago is still a cold weather, minority filled shithole full of shitty food

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>>75199157

so addy whips a bat at you, what are you asking for to give it back?

Id probably ask for a kb signed bat and a ball from rizzo and schwarber. would settle for both balls or the bat

>cant hit lefties
>cant hit righties either now

utley and gonzalez are ready for the senior league

>>75199272
a kiss from Javy

>>75199502
this tbqhwy famalamadingo

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>>75199547
so cute, would let into my boipucci

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>Heyward's base running

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I see how this game is going

I've seen this episode too many times

rizzo whacked that fucker, should have left.

wind robbed rizzo

>>75200125
That wind has to be coming in so hard. I was screaming the second it came off that bat he hit is so hard.

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WE PLAYOFFS NOW, PLEASE APOLOGIZE THANKS

>>75200179
RIP in peace Charlie Murphy & Derick Rose

Why don't fielders just have really long strings on their gloves?

>>75200179
>watching riggball

5 weeks to watch a cav v gs final wow

wew getting bailed out so many times

GOT HEEM

>what is indisputable evidence

why are replay faggots in baseball so inept

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>boreball

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pretty good rendition

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>Play on over a 5th of all baseball teams in the league as an eternal journeyman
>Will forever be a legend in Chicago.
Good for David Ross.

>>75200220
Strings don't matter anymore you have to tap them

>finally not banned anymore
Hello boys

pls no romo with 1 run lead

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>Monty shitting the bed again.
Come on Monty, don't turn into Strope 2.0. You know how to wear your hat straight.

Monty why my dude

Where he fuck is zastryzny

>RISP

>RISP

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>this lethargic offense

Oh fuck lmao

>GIDP

>>75200969
The wind is the enemy. We need to bring Baez in to pinch hit so he can repeat what he did in game 1 of the NLDS.

everytime

>>75200997
absolutely massacre a ball and have it leave by 3 inches?

Why is Stripling so based bros?

>>75201090
With how the wind is blowing inwards, that's exactly what would happen.

Where are the Cubs' bats?

welp, that's the beginning of the end

>seager

>routine error
>seager
REEEEEEEEEEEE

Cool

>>75201124
increased velocity from the pen

>Error on routine ball

8 Cubs runs incoming

Dammit Seager. Set your fucking foot and throw.

Don't fuck this up Jon Jay.

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>hey I have an idea
>let's all get rings

JD WENT THERE! THE MAD MAN

>umpball

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thanks ump

Does Joe Maddon tell his players to toss the bat before the ump makes the call? The Cubs do it more than any other team.

>>75201364
Eh those could go either way desu
Kinda sucks but whatever

>Foul off a million pitches

>Take a borderline pitch on 3-2

lol

>>75201386
It's because they expect the Umps to not be blind.

>>75201386
Joc Pederson is the worst. He's halfway to 1st base before he gets rung up.

>>75201411
buttmad as FUCK on a borderline call you'd be pleased with if it were called against the Dodgers.

this fucking pitching god damn

>>75201411
That thing caught several inches of the plate.
>>75201432
>blaming that on the ump
Maybe don't act like a cocky teenager?

>>75201465
>He still thinks that gringo was safe at home.

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>>75201411
Welcome to baseball, Anon.

>The jints fan wearing his uniform in field-level seats at a Cubs/Dodgers game

OBSESSED

>>75201411
that was a fucking PERFECT corner strike

>>75201387
Zyklon B and CO2 are a bit different from Sarin at least, but Spicer fucked up.

THANK YOU BASED STRIPLING AND AVILAN

>>75201513
That could've easily been a ball as well though, how is that perfect?

>>75201489
>blaming that on the ump
when did I do that?

I said Joc Pederson is the worst because he starts running to first as if he's been walked before the call is even made

>cusb fan cannot into critical reading

>>75201572
They have one in Los Angeles. You get to RP as one of the inmates.

>>75201558
precisely

come on mc ride

>>75201386
>3-2 count
>stare at pitch right down the middle
>quickly toss bat and walk towards first
>ump rings you up
>throw a fake hissy fit
>fans get outraged because they're not actually watching the game
>coach talks shit about the call in the post game interview
>week long conversation is about where the team would be if the umpires weren't conspiring against them
Such is life as the Chicago Cubs.

>Scott Van Suck

>>75201675
I guess part of it probably has to do with how you would define chemical weapons; IE zyklon B was based on a pesticide and CO2 is obviously not general considered a chemical weapon

>this umps strike zone
It seems pretty weird to me, but I haven't watched much of the game tonight. Has it been noticeably inconsistent?

Ok, let the doyes have this game.

>>75201675
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>>75201320
>all this politics on /sp/

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHA what

BASED UTLEY DOES IT AGAIN

BASED UTLEY

Ahhahahahahahah

>>75201775
It's a 1-0 game. We're fucking bored!

Oh, make that 2-0.

UTLEY IS MY NIGGA

>That fucking play
>Cubes

>Utley slide injuries another player.

The fucking madman!

wew lad

[L]

FUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKKK

The Cubs are making retarded and uncharacteristic mistakes to start the season.
Did Joe just have the players circle jerk all preseason?

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>utley will never be your dad

>>75201825
I mean they started 5-2 what else do you want this shit happens sometimes

I unironically love Chase Utley

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>ITT:
We thank based Chase

Thank you based Chase

>>75201825
doesnt matter how many errors you make when you score 0 runs.

>>75201796
>boredom is an excuse
Then lurk on /pol/, /int/ or /b/

>>75201825
They got full of themselves

All spring training was "oh those lovable winners and their jokes"

>biggest night in franchise history, getting rings after 505091240310923182093810293 years
>shut out

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>>75201784
wow do you guys have no respect?

A man just got injured and you here laughing. Poor sportsmanship

>>75201830
People are just looking for every single line to be used without any context or critical thinking to bitch about. That's just modern politics desu

>Cubs gotta hold an L tonight after that ring ceremony with Billy, Fergie and Ryno watching

>>75201895
kek

>>75201895
He makes millions of dollars to throw a ball.

>hell be fine.

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>>75201857

BASED UTLEY

>still in the show while tejada got released and is barely alive in the minor leagues

>>75201895
Dolyers killed Rondon who's gone to shit after the Cubs picked up Chapman last year. Utly did us a favor.


IT'S WADE DAVIS'S TIME TO SHINE

>>75201927

He did him a favor desu senpai

KENLEY TIME

PREPARE YOUR ANUSES, CUSB

>>75201843
he fits that mold of guys who "play the right way" but not in the lame no emotions or celebrating kind of way

>>75201927
Tejada was never going to make it

Faggots still changed the rules either way

>>75201927
Try to use the neighborhood rule, get killed
It's justice

>>75201927
>Reminder than Utley LITERALLY did nothing wrong

>Reminder that an assblasted MLB had to change the rules the following season because Chase did nothing wrong under the existing ones

>>75201965
>just like monday night
>choked like postseason kershaw

>NL baseball

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>>75201986
Yep, faggot met fans of course cried like crazy. They booed they fuck out Utley in 2016 on their 86' WS anniversary party, Thor threw at him and got tossed, then Utley ended up hitting a grand slam and a solo hr in a blowout.

based utley

looks like there's no movement on those pitches

>>75202054

>tfw Utley will torment the Mets for all eternity

>GETTING SHUT OUT ON RING OUT
>THE SLUM OF SHIT CONGO

gg mexicans

>>75202057
yeah, the cut is subtle but he might not be having the usual movement tonight.

gg

>>75202054
>>75201927
>A guy who collects airsoft, lives in Indiana, is to scared to come to Chicago because he can't bring his Airsoft and cheers for the Who and the Doylers
What a sad namefag.

LITERALLY 0 RUNS

ZERO (0) RUNS

>wanted to hear go cubs go song
sheeeeeeeeeeit

>>75202076
*NIGHT

whew lad my shitposting went off the rails

>rings forever associated with being shutout

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>>75202085

MAD-AS-FUCK

>Sox win
>Cards win
>CUSB LOSE AFTER THEIR BIG GAY PARTY

YOU suck ass !!!

>scoring 0 (zero) runs against a Twitter meme

>>75202081
weird, he had more velocity than usual, like he just wanted to power it through chapman style

>>75202112
>by the end of May, cusbfans will be vandalizing whatever company made the rings

>>75202125
>Losing record
>Losing record
>Winning record
Can't wait to see the Cubs reclaim the cross town cup after the Who had to invoke soccer rules to cling to it.

>>75202159
No, if the cubes were actually good they would have taken the cup last year during Thier championship year. When it comes to playing the who's you're always gonna be second banana