Offcial Blue Jays vs Brewers Thread

>>75195706
procedural question: should game threads be tagged with /mlb/ or nah?

JAYS BATS

PLS HIT THE BALL SQUARE

TY ;_;

>all the casuals are gone
>ticket prices plummet

based

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>Eric Thames is back

Fucking neat

>>75195722
I don't think so. when i search /mlb/ I want the general

>>75195722
def not, it's just for the general really, I've gotten confused before. well not confused but it's just weird

>thames

holy shit is that a blast from the past

>>75195706
>thanks jesus for getting to second

Hold on...Osuna thanks Jesus. JC can't be on both teams.

its only april

WE MAY NEVER WIN AGAIN

>>75196060
t-this

Losing is a good thing

>>75196104
Trudeau pls

RISE UP AND BUY OUR FAKE BEER GOY

>tfw likely 1-7 after tonight

You better believe a deadline fire sale

>>75195763
>>75195893
This is fair, but makes it harder to find. Like for this thread: Should someone search for blue jays, toronto, or /mlb/? Seems we'd want to standardize.

>>75196104
strikeouts are good

Stro better pitch inside to their catcher as they did ours

>they gotta keep this guy off the bases
>first pitch single

the pat jinx LITERALLY never fucking fails

>>75196345
It doesn't matter anymore, this season is over. Best to look forward to 2026

It's only a matter of time before we start hitting

We have a prove track record of hitting

Any day now

>>75196595
>.196 batting average
It's embarrassing

>>75196655
IT'S ONLY APRIL

THESE GAMES DON'T COUNT TOWARDS ANYTHING IMPORTANT AND HAVE NO BEARING ON MAKING THE PLAYOFFS

THEY ARE ALSO NOT AN INDICATOR OF FUTURE PERFORMANCE BECAUSE THAT CHAIN OF CAUSALITY HAS NOT BEEN ADEQUATELY LINKED

>>75196786
Tell that to every other team batting at .250

Yeah jose, it's the ump's fault you can't hit for shit...

solo first base grand slam!

>>75196595
it doesnt matter, if we go like 3-12 in april we are fucked. You can literally lose any chance at playoffs in april

t. 2016 houston astros

based joey bats aint getting perfecto'd on his watch

It's a legit strategy to pitch around Donaldson to get to the rest of the lineup

Runners on base... Might as well fast forward to next inning

GIDP in 3..2..1..

>>75196969
No fucking shit

Maybe the Jays should change from the colour blue, since their bats are so cold

>>75197012
Yep. That's why I said it.

>>75197021
Oh do you want them do be red, commie scum?

>Martin on deck
Disguised intentional walk on Tulo here.

>>75197063
Maybe they could use rainbow colours, then they wouldn't have problems hitting balls so much

>what a great time for russel's first hit of the season

Shut up Buck

>le batting .000 man

>.000

That's hilarious.

>blue jays strand a pair

They strand 3. You're going senile buck.

Thanks ump

>>75197163
Yeah, like he was going to actually do something.

>>75197203
Just helping the Jays add on another inevitable loss faster

This is the worst team in the history of mlb teams, ever. Bad!

those two fouls should have been flush, unacceptable Martin would let himself get cucked on an inside heater, walked to, and then still late on those first two pitches, thats just sad

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lul

>>75197251
Fake baseball!

P E A R C E
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>>75197291
>>75197299
He's fucking awful, and I've been saying that for two years

>force the issue

That's rape

Oh my actual god.

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Reminder that no matter how bad it gets it will get worse, Jasyfags

Stroman is O'Leary CERTIFIED risk

>>75197444
Yes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FJ0_ZeKPUE

thats game

this offense isnt scoring 3 runs

Well, I'm outta here.

Day of the rake when?

holy fuck im so fucking rattled

blow up this team, sell everyone and start over

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maybe Russ just needs another good round of baseball bantz to get him out of his funk

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>all these bandwagoners already jumping off

thats fine, I'll still be here. 2013 wasn't fun either but baseball is baseball

>>75195745
im still here
looking forward to another decade of mediocrity

>jose getting mad

ohboyherewego.jpg

>>75197812

my ears are not a toilet i wish he would stop swearing on tv

donaldson looks like hes struggling

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>>75197868
>struggle is real

Bring back dickey NOW

how long before the dugout gets trashed in a tantrum or managers/players are ejected?

I say midway through the Baltimore series

>>75197911
liriano will be lights out next outing
SCREENCAP THIS NOW

who goes in the firesale this year?

>>75198020
estrada and Happ, donaldson possibly but hes more of a winter trade

possibly grilli and smith if they are still good by the trade deadline although they will net low level prospects at best

>>75198130
why donaldson during the winter?
tulowitski not a commodity anymore?

Jonas Valanciunas just hit a 3 and the jays cant hit a ball. Pathetic.

>wake up
>Brewers winning

Wow it's surprising.

>>75198020

Literally all of them.

>>75198191
Thank you for that insight korea, but i think sanchez stays

RUSS

YOU DID IT M8

>>75198228
APOLOGIZE

>Pearce

and like that the optimism is gons

>>75196104

If you get hits, you lose.

>>75198259
>RISP

>>75197684
>2013 wasn't fun either

it was fun as shit actually

>8 IP, 2 ER
>0 run support

Fucking hell

>>75198166
>why donaldson during the winter?

hes a top 5 position player and a huge commodity, GMs are more relaxed and commit to trades during winter meetings

>>75198166
>tulowitski not a commodity anymore?
nobody wants his contract, hes a declining hitter and not worth 20 million a year for the next 4 years, maybe if we eat some salary we can get a decent prospect out of it but no contenting team is starved for a SS

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nice poke kp

aaand
>SmoaK

What's so sad is that the jay's pitching has been pretty good for the most part. Letting in 2 runs shouldn't be that big a deal. You got to feel so bad for stroman to have literally 0 run support.

kek

KEK

>Devon "gidp" Travis

>fan's booing the jays

is the love affair over lads?

>>75198575
typical shortsighted reaction from classic toronto fans

>>75198605
we get it your the superfan here

lol stroman goes 9 innings with 2 earned runs, and he's going to lose because the blue jays can't score a single run.

>>75198642

I wonder what the ticket prices will be after the firesale. I remember paying $90 for seats right behind the jays dugout when they were shit in 2012

This is painful. At least Travis isn't going to be an automatic out for the only pasale hitters they have this inning

>>75198737
>travis
>not an automatic out

A few more losses should officially kill the bandwagon. Can finally get back to these game threads to talk to both of the other guys posting here 5 years ago.

JUST

NOT

READY

>>75198874
There's only 3 people in here.

>>75198874
they are already gone watching the furpuck playoffs

fuck sakes

>throw complete game
>lose

>Morales

Fat fuck

>>75198915
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ELEVATE THE BALL

>>75198874

those jays threads were comfy as shit

>orioles tomorrow

4 more straight losses coming up.

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>the gAyL
Ah ahahahaha

>>75198940
>tfw forever 81-81

Optimists and pessimists have disappeared and now we will just have the die hards. Feels great man.

>blow gays
>1 win

2

>>75198994
>pessimists have disappeared
still here senpai

>>75199026
Dayum shame. Still sticking around with the optimists gone...

>>75198942
Going to go to this game. Probably going to be an utter disappointment.

>>75199057
i was the one pointing out this shit offense would be our downfall, we were carried hard by our pitchers last season, this is just the result of the offense regressing even further

im optimistic about tellez and alford though

https://my.mixtape.moe/cgoftk.mp4
Strikeout compilation boys

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>pat saying they should stop hitting smallball
>"just relax and go out there and just try and hit the ball really hard"

Is he clinically retarded? Thats literally all they're fucking doing.

>>75199140
DUDE JUST SWING REALLY HARD EVERY TIME LMAO

im dead inside