OFFICIAL COLUMBUS BLUE JACKETS AT PITTSBURGH PENGUINS GAMETHREAD

First for Jackets sweep

Let's go Pens, and laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild.

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Hockey is for losers.

NBA is where it's at.

Everyone should be watching the NBA games today since it's the last day.

Pic related Superstar Lavar Ball.

>>75195723
>still blacker than Shaun King

>>75195723
Go away cuck

Pens in 6

>Tanner Glass leads the playoffs in points

Why do the Pens pay Crosby so much again?

>>75196131
>murry injured in warm up
never mind jackets in 6

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>>75195804
welp murray ded
>pens lineup

no big deal he missed the first series last year too

>>75196170
>>75196153
Is Fleury -that- bad?
Thought he was pretty ok desu

>>75196258

no but our fucking defense is.

>>75196258
he's a stanley cup winning goalie

>>75196258
he's old

Is Sidney Crosby good?

so this is the reddit game of the night right

>>75196317
no he's not

>>75196258
Hes good hes won a cup but in the ploffs hes a different goalie

Streams

>>75196323
Hes is GOAT

>>75196323
the best

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>>75196358

>OVER 900

>>75195630

hey guys you got live stream? Can't find the game on my tv and i'm casual as fuck

>>75196358
Very great streams on Lazyman atm
just downloaded it myself, proper good

>>75196278
Aah yes, the D-situation, forgot that shortly

>>75196426
meatspin.com

>>75196426
I thought hockey was the only thing on TV in Canada

>>75196448

Normally but I have the luck to have been born in Quebec so the only thing I got is fucking Montreal Canadiens and they're boring as fuck

>>75195630
LETA FO PENS. Also WHY the FUCK are they playing the flower?

>>75196461
have you considered fucking off and killing yourself

>>75196488

no

>>75196465

murray tweaked something in warmups like a mong. literally SEVEN minutes before the game was scheduled to start. no word on what the deal is yet.

>>75196465
murray still hurt from the devils game, retweaked it in warmups

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>>75196426

>>75196507
>no word on what the deal is yet.
except that he got hurt in the devils game on the hall breakaway and didn't skate at all until yesterday. team new it was a possibility and afterwards they'll announce that he's day to day with a lower body injury

>>75196523

thanks bud

>>75196523
what's the purpose of this

>Americans in charge of playoff atmosphere

go bjs

>>75195630

I'm surprised Penguins starts the series with fleury, any reasons?

>>75196603
Murray hurt himself again in warmup

No one cares edition

>>75196512
Gotcha. Well at least he is looking alright so far. Dont get me wrong i love Fleury and remember all he has done for the club but ffs he really can fuck up a good thing fast.

>>75195630
Blue Jackets have better play so far. Im thinking 0-1 columbus by the first INT

>>75196617

God help us all

>>75196603

scroll up 5 posts you fucking dipshit

>>75196542
It's got to be his groin. Pens will need Fleury to win this series and possibly afterward.

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Wongs fan here bandwagoning the Jackets

Fuck Crosby!

>>75196645
when he was skating off he picked up his right skate, could be knee or ankle or anything really

>>75196647
What your bandwagon wings didnt make it
??

penguins players are getting wiped out

wtf this isn't on TV.
Some totally important blue jays game is on SN1 instead.
Fuck basebore.

>>75196690

Kill the opposition, that's a bold strategy Torts

>>75196640

imma fucking fuck your shit up you fucking jew-nosed american faggot looser piece of shit

>>75196697
its on sportsnet 360

>>75196697
Yeah it's on sportsnet 360. You ain't missing. It sounds like a Sunday matinee game

>>75196734

>leaf

you'd have to get into my country first you disgusting terrorist filth

Pens are getting fired up.

How is that icing? He could have played it before reaching the line.

>>75196747
>>75196755
WTF? I don't have it anymore? Shaw taking away random channels again. Jesus.

>pens against a tortilini coached team in the playoffs

Kek yeah this series is over. Jackets in 5

>>75196708
I like it. As long as they play a little hockey between fights

>>75196818
Good one pal. 4-1 last time they played each other. Jackets are gonna get btfo. screencap this.

>>75196426
https://www.reddit.com/r/NHLStreams/

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Fuck Hartnell

>>75196761

imma let trump-sama fucking destroy you by himself

>>75196796
they usually call it like that when it goes past 3 lines from what ive seen.

>>75196836

Your giving me flashbacks to that Sens/Habs series from a few years ago

>>75196812
Try signing in on sportsnet now with your shaw credentials and see if it lets you watch

>>75196855
You mean Fartsmell?

>>75195630
I hate Crosby and the Penguins, but I just can't cheer against Bill Kessel. Just look at that Bill, look at him, he looks so happy.

>>75196855
upvoted and liked. fuck the flyers.

>>75196855
I thought he was a lightning fan. What a banwagoner

>>75196894
how do you hate crosby?

>>75196849
>out shooting pitt and dominating possessions

Yeah bj is gonna lose this one xD

>>75196919
People just get mad about his skill and that they will never see him get the richard wearing their colors.

Guentzel looks timid out there

Jackets got away with one.

>>75196948
>>75196919

He was a fucking faggot for years

He's better now, but I still hate him from when he entered the league

>>75196981
He was a fucking teenager then man. They all are like that. Especially the good ones.

>>75197001
why the fuck do you care what some faggot thinks about someone else?

>No shots in the last 10 mins
What do they mean by this

everybody was jerking off to this matchup and this game fucking sucks

>>75197025
I don't give a flying fuck what they think, I want to know why they think what they think. Hating an amazing player for stupid reasons always makes me laugh. Im looking for some laughs here.

>>75197052
t. casual

>>75197042

>Tortorella team

>Penguins versus a Tortorella team

Well, there's your problem

>>75197025
Why the fuck do you care that some faggot cares about what some faggot thinks about someone else?

What's tort's secret to owning the penguins in the playoffs?

>>75197072
sorry your favorite team is playing in a boring game but theres literally nothing exciting happening

>>75197158
t. casual

How much money do the refs have on columbus?

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>>75197077
>this is what pol tards actually believe

>>75197177
Hopefully a lot.
Fuck Pittsburgh

>>75197179
LOL you guys cant even insult islam now. fucking snowflake country.

my heart did not miss this feeling

Fleury making saves so far I'm not positive Murray makes. Him getting scratched could be a blessing in the skies.

>tfw jackets have more shots on one powerplay than shittsburgh has all period

>Sog
>16 to 3 in Blue Jackets favour

Oh wow, that defensive situations is legitimally bad for the pongs

>>75197278
Murray has made these saves. I wouldn't have trusted Murray in that PP though. That was close quarters shit he isn't good at yet.

>>75197278
had that good high glove save early. pens need to start controlling the neutral zone

>>75197262

you can't even write english properly leading me to believe you're either retarded or french-canadian. which is basically like being retarded anyway so i don't even know why i'm making the distinction.


pongs are getting bodied but there's also a lot of calls not being made. maybe the refs will find their eyes in the 2nd period and give us a break.

Prediction for the end

SOG:
CBJ 38
PIT 20

PIT: 2
CBJ: 1

>>75197372

I love you too

>>75197418
adjust pit sog to something like 14 and its probably accurate

>>75197278

Pretty sure Murray was injured in warm-ups.

Pens out-shot the opposition in all but, what, 2 playoff games last year? Really surprising 1st period desu.

drinking some rape's

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>>75197488
WTF!!!!!!!!!!

>>75197569

He looks just like some underage faggot that used to post in /sg/

>>75197475

hard to take shots when you're getting boarded or tripped every time you cross the blue line.

>>75197640
Keep telling yourself that

>>75197640
>play like shit for one period
>rr-r-refpuck!!!!!!

hornqvist gonna open up the scoring with a scrappy
cap this post

SCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

WEW

RUSTY

SCARRRRR

this fucking memey bullshit

Holy shit dat Bill kick pass

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Top kek

>>75197675
>>75197691

t. new hockey fan

Bill making the best assist ever

>>75197801

people always talk about his wrister, and it's really fucking good, but the never seem to talk about what an assist king he is. dude is constantly enabling plays for his teammates.

>>75197795
t. babbys first playoffs

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let's go pens

Bill entering playoff beastmode.

Just end it now and give him the Cup.

>>75197869
Yes, just give him playoff MVP already

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BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

BILL IS ON FUCKING FIRE

>>75197869
how'd you know?

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scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

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FUCKING BILL YESDDD

BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>its a bill carries the pens to another cup and gets robbed of the Smythe again episode

Don't know if want to watch this one desu

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POST YOUR FUCKING BILLS BOYS

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PLAYOFF BILL

>>75196938
AYYYY

Pens in 4 lads

YOU NOW REMEMBER HOW BILL WAS FUCKING ROBBED FOR THE CONN SMYTHE BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS A HARDON FOR CROSBY

>Bobrovsky disrespects American anthem
>Losing 2-0
JUST

>>75197932

I can hear the Toronto media already typing articles have Kaspari Kapenen has a higher potential than Bill.

Bonino looks like hes about to drop a bomb on CBJ. Trust me, i know.

I fucking love that Hornqvist is on our team, because I hated facing him.

fuckin just shoot it bill. fuck

SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK KESSEL! JESUS CHRIST MAN!

oh Bill

That was a huge save though

Too saucey bill just trust the wrist

>>75198056

he's such a pest in the paint. i'm a pens fan and it even makes me fucking mad. i love it.

i fucking love bobs

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>sergei boobtitsky has never won a playoff series
>neither has columbus
kek

Crosby's saved like 3 goals already

>>75198239
>Crosby blocking more shots than bob

just wanted to stop by and point out that this is exactly what everyone who isn't an idiot knew was going to happen

congrats on your 1st round sweep penbros

>>75198342
That Fleury was going to start, the BJ's were going to outshoot the Pens by a wide margain, and that it was generally going to be a slow pace for a playoff game?

whats life like in Columbus ?

>>75198377
that the Dayton Redcoats would get thoroughly humiliated by whichever team they faced in the first round

the fact that the backup gets a shutout is icing though

GOD DAMNIT WENNBERG FUCKING RETALIATE YOU LITTLE BITCH

i hope someone cuts hartnell's head off. i can't fucking stand that goon.

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At least the reds are doing alright

that's the fourth weird icing decision this game

>>75198511
Pirates coming back senpai
cap it

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BONINO BONINO BONINO

AYYYYYYY

BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO

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>letting a bitch boi like crysby cold cock you in the mouth

lmao columbus gonna need to change their tampons before the third period

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Kek kekity kek kek ke

BLOW

JACKETS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

TED
IS
SEETHING

fuck all of you yinzer faggots. you still have to live in shittsburgh.

>letting the terrorist score on you

kek

>>75198033

You called it.

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>hartnigger

lmfao jykkets
>they thought it was gonna be icing
>what is play to the whistle
embarrassing desu

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

boninophone

Go home and get your fucking shinebox, blow faggots.

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TED

blow jackets chimp out coming soon

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i just realized how awesome a SCF between Godsby and McSaviour would be

>>75198666
checked

>b-but they're being out shot

>>75198643

lmao unless you're posting from a private island somewhere Pittsburgh is superior.

>poo jerkets start losing
>immediately begin chimping out
Like pottery

>>75198666

WITNESSED

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>>75198712
i want it

>>75198342
LISTEN TO
>>75198425

This is an amazing game based off of the pregame and 1st.

cya rust you pussy

>>75198742
iceland

where you at Ted? pretty good period

I'm literally standing up clapping right now

>>75198768
Burgistan

>>75198757
And.... I MESSED THAT UP

Which part of Pittsburgh are you guys from?

Cool at least we injured somebody. Playing the long game.

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The MVP of this play-offs has already scored 2pts

>>75198721
literally what does Pittsburgh have besides abandoned steel mills

>>75198789
hey I forgot my yogurt

When's Torts gonna have a meltdown?

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>jackets

>>75198825

Right now in the locker room.

>>75198813

>he thinks it's 30 years ago

>>75198804
the part with all the meth-heads and poor blacks. so basically the whole thing.

>>75198804
Shadyside reporting

>habs getting shutout by a tanner glass greasy backhander

My sides

>>75198813

t. average midwesterner

>>75198861
don't waste your time on Ted he has autism

>>75198888
Who is Ted? Also checked

for fucks sake the jackets aren't even capable of massing a pass in the slot and that's their whole offensive game.

Pitt is gonna run away with this series. Poor poo jackets. I genuinely feel bad for them.

>>75198813
Most rust belt cities have been undergoing urban renewals.

All of them except the ones in Ohio.

>>75198804

lawrenceville

lmao Ted from Akron is losing his mind right now just like earlier in the season
i'm dying

>>75198804
San Diego :^)

>>75198908
columbus sperg

>>75198908
Ted is the Columbus bandwagon personified

>>75198813
crumbling bridges and gang truces.

>>75198861
>he doesn't have an answer

>>75198918
so now you have hipsters squatting in your abandoned steel mills

>>75198990
Better than opiate addicted 50 year old alcoholics

>>75198990
is there a reason you're no longer talking about hockey?

To be honest, Pittsburgh is one of the nicer citys ive been to in Murica and i have visited quite a few.

>>75198933
>>75198935
Classic Ted

Probably tweaking at the moment considering he's in Ohio.

>>75199047
Ohio has a serious little brother syndrome with Pittsburgh

Guys I'm concerned for Ted. He's having a mental breakdown right now and it's only game 1.

>>75199047
the only positive is how quaint it is. Calling it a "city" is a bit of a stretch

Columbus is a nice city and there is nothing shittsburg can do about it.

tbf eastern ohio and western PA are the same class of people. but central and southwest ohio is better than any part of PA.

Why are Ohioites so insecure? Is it autism?

lol you can literally sense him shaking at his keyboard

>>75199223
Flyover syndrome desu. Some states have it worse than others

>>75199223
Probably, must be because theyre a state that noone outsides the US cares about.

>>75199223

ohio has literally nothing redeemable about it and anyone who spends 5 minutes in that state knows it.

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Pens getting much higher percentage shots off.

>>75199240
Pennsylvania is ironically even more flyover than Ohio is.

At least Ohio has some cool amusement parks. What is in Pennsylvania aside from niggers eating low quality food and complaining about soda tax?

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laughing SO HARD at the state of ohio

>>75199279
damn they're almost opposite

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>>75199141

Really makes u think

>>75199295
Teams that have won playoff series.

>>75199295

t.young boy who has never left the midwest before

>>75199328
let me get one of those disgusting sandwiches, and a mega gulp then. WOOHOO!

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>>75199295
>Pennsylvania is ironically even more flyover than Ohio is.
>having this opinion

Higher % of dark ppl equals more trouble. Just look at last night in Sweden....

>>75199366
>he doesn't eat fries on his salads.

>>75199342
I live in Colorado, it really is vastly superior to your states in every way, fortunately. You all can't stop coming here for tourism because of our lovely homeland.

Just saying that at least Ohio has some things like Cedar Point. Pennsylvania...I see no reason to ever go there. I'd book a trip to Ohio before I would Pennsylvania. You also have more niggers.

>two rust belt """"cities""""" arguing about which is more irrelevant

this is good

>>75199418
Ted, talk about hockey

>>75199418
All of the niggers are in Philadelphia. Drive through the state and all you see is white people.

>people just shitposting now that the game is pretty much over

>>75199469
can confirm
t. philthy resident

Damn they finally called one

>>75199295
>At least Ohio has some cool amusement parks

This is how I know you're underage.

Torts tearing someone a new hole

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>>75199553

>>75199299
>Pirates are currently getting bootyblasted and are on the verge of a sweep by a Reds team that no one expected to start 6-2

>>75199537
pittsburgh has sandwiches with french fries on them and thats about it

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>>75199598
>april baseball

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>the best thing you can say about a state is that it has one amusement park

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>75199598
>ever believing Nutting would spend any kind of money on the team
>had a few solid seasons
>now back to trading building blocks because "the guys we traded for are who you build a team around"

>>75198813
The best hospitals, amazing tech companies and a growing entertainment industry you dumb fuck. We will be the new destination in 20 years time.

>>75199606
ted, why aren't you talking about hockey?

ohio has cheese and chili on noodles and that's about it

>>75199652

Forgetting about BNY Mellon, PNC, K&L Gates, Bayer, PPG, US Steel, American Eagle, FedEx Ground, Schneider Downs, Big Four Accounting regional offices

>>75199711
stop biting his bait. are you gonna do this every game this series?

hey Ted, on a scale from one to (You), how assblastedly mad as fuck are you?

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>janitors are jerkits fans

lmao don't get mad cause you're getting BTFO. shitting on ohio is ON TOPIC you fucking retards.

>>75199652
>implying anybody whos not stupid as fuck or hates themself would move to a noncoastal city

>>75199789
Could you imagine being a janitor AND a poo jerkits fan?

I'd probably just kill myself.

weak penalty call

MF 50 year old Matt Cullen out there killing penalties

fucking faggot I wanted a shutout

comeback on the way penguins btfo

9's for pens series sweep

>>75199295
>getting this butthurt

>>75200004
Pens still haven't won, BJ's come back
check my seven

>>75200056
Nigga u blind

>down 3-1
>3 minutes left
>continuing to just goon it up on every play

surely this will win you the game jackets

>those empty seats
shittsburgh """"""""fans""""""""

based flower

>Murray better goalie then MAF
Dont think so

>>75200176

>it's a weekday
>it's already 10 PM
>people have work the next day
>being a clueless piece of shit NEET

lmao

>>75200176
Still better than fans of the Finnish NHL teams

>>75200207
>t-t-they have work!1!1!1!!!
Nice excuse for having shit fairweather "fans". Didnt the penguins almost get moved to Kansas because they had no fans before they got Crosby? Lelmao

FLEURY FLEURY FLEURY

Imagine if Fleury wins the Pens the Cup. We'll then get to hear about all the potential trades for him that other teams turned down. Wew

nice of the flyers fag finn to show up at the end of the game

And the blow jackets to goon it up after the game is over. Faggots.

>Another Torts team collapses when it matters most

How does this hack keep getting work?

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onto the next one

>>75200207
it's 4:18 here... screw work... because it's the fucking cup

>>75200259
they're literally lottery babbies. after crosby/malkin expect a good 7 or 8 years of bottom feeding before they land another unruinable talent

>>75200259
Or you know, its like in every major league. Companies buys tickets that no one uses.

>>75200316
have a good night Ted

>>75200305
BJ's aren't even that good. The meme streak really overrates their record.

no way pittsburgh makes the finals. the caps or even the leafs will rape this team.

>>75200352
*nervous damage control intensifies*

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>>75200352

You underestimate the Caps ability to collapse and be shit in general
>we have arrived

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>typical poosburgh suburb

>>75200352
They said the same thing last year. Look what happened...

>>75200352
t. Literally everyone last year

>>75200403
>Being surrounded by lush wildlife
>Being able to climb trees all summer before lacing up your skates for some outdoor hockey during the winters
Disgusting, desu

>>75200539
>implying those skates weren't pawned for opiates

>>75200403

Top kek that's Braddock.