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first for Tom
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laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild
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second for that's the wrong fucking year
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4nd for preds stainless cup victory
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>>75187061
>posting last year's bracket
>>75187007
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>>75187160
>posting last years winner
>>75186973
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>>75187061
if you have this years bracket, post it.
otherwise, suck a dick.
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>>75187265
how lazy are you
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool flyers win cup! :^) hehe
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>>75187322
GOOD JOB.
We got ourselves a hockey match!
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Post yfw the caps, pongs, habs all get bounced first round.
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Step aside lads
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>>75187470
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>>75187506
>jykkets
dude bro..
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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron
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How do the Caps have a +84 goal differential if their GA/G is higher than their G/G?
Are they a meme team?
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>>75187322
This bracket is awful holy shit
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>>75187706
It isnt higher whatchu talking about.
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>>75187706
> are the caps a meme
Take a lap
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how can laffs fans be this delusional?
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>>75187752
Yourenright I just checked, idk what I was looking at earlier then
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>>75187891
>edmonton gets the teary face
What didi they mean by this?
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>>75187891
>mad
>at hockey fandom
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>>75187891
>using the thumbs up for your survey
There's your problem.
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>>75187978
>hasb get the laughing face
Everything is right in the world.
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>this many posts about facebook
faggots
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> tfw ducks sweep the flim Flomes
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>>75188142
>hasb get the laughing face
>delusional laffs fans
>Everything is right in the world.
Fair enough
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>>75188214
t. jose
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Tappara.
In the finals for the fifth time in a row
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>>75188234
are the ducks the new beaner bandwagon team?
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>>75188294
>oilers colours
interesting
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>>75188299
>new
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In my defense, I unironically believe that Bettmoney is going to rig everything for the Caps so that he can rig everything for the reddithawks next year.
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>>75188294
but only won once, basically the buffalo bills of finland
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Post yfw some fan gets the shit beaten out of him and forced out of the United Center because they oversold
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>>75188299
Anaheim is full of beaners, but the OC down to SD are pretty affluent white areas unlike the IE and LA counties where all the kings beaners are.
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>>75188357
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>>75188317
You mean Oilers have Tappara colors
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oilers are 100% winning the cup this year, ill livestream myself eating a bucket of shit if they dont
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>>75188357
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>>75188473
Can /hoc/ strawpoll vote the kind of shit you eat?
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>>75188357
nice meme man
did your grandma send you that?
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>tsn ranks lundpads 10th
is this the end of the >rags?
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>>75188512
idc cuz oilers are winning it all
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>>75188473
> coilers
> getting past the 2nd round
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>>75188546
Hello m8. How are things?
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>>75188520
>murray at 6
>anderson at 9
>andersen at 11
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>>75188546
>Boilers
>getting passed the first round
KEKLMAO theyre getting swept in 5 by the sharks
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>>75188546
>>75188611
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>>75186973
Why do swedes and Russians always look so cool in their gear?
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>>75188597
This. Andy should be top 5 easily.
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Dubs and Collarbone McBroken is injured in the first game and the coilers lose 4 straight exposing them as a one man "team"
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>>75188662
kek btfo
dubs and mcmeme shits down your throat while we all laugh
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>>75188690
Nice try faggot. Dubs and hawks win
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>>75187891
make sure you click sad for edmonton!
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>mfw the Leafs take a game in Washington which leads to a day of shitposting before losing in 5
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>>75186973
THE SHARKS ARENT FAST ENOUGH TO STOP MCJESUS AS HE SKATES ON FROZEN WATER
TONIGHT HE BLESSES US AMEN
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>>75188738
the best timeline desu
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>>75188714
rekt, dubs and crysby gets a career ending concussion in warmups
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>>75188520
>crawshit
>number 4
he's a defense babby
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Check these dubs for Anaheim vs Ottawa stanlee cup rematch
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>>75188662
>one man team
>five 20+ goal scorers
>RNH at 18 goals
Loving every laugh, faggot
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>>75188806
>this guy actually thinks Maroon and Draisaitl are 20 goal scorers without Mcmeme
everyone point and laugh
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The Rangers will get hot in time for the playoffs and henrik will finally win a cup
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>>75188852
>he doesn't realize how elite Draisaitl is
LMAOing at your life, son.
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>>75188852
Draisaitl is for sure
Maroon isnt even close
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The teams that will tonight are these teams and there isnt a damn thing anyone of you can do about it.
>Habs
>Bruins
>Pens
>Wild
>Oilers
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I don't care who wins the cup as long as it isn't a Canadian team.
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>>75188902
Draisaitl is going to be the reason the Oilers make it to the finals, but McMeme is going to take all the credit.
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>>75188741
>old man thorton hops over the boards, receives a pass and skates into the O zone
>He looks back, catches a glimpse of McMeme hopping over the boards on the opposite end
>looks forward
>there's McMeme
>"b-but...."
>McMeme puts his stick towards the puck
>thorton moves the puck to the left, checks the lane for a suitable pass
>doesn't feel the puck anymore
>glances over his shoulder, mcmeme is already at the red line with the puck
>"H-HES FAST!"
>McMeme shoots, misses, acquires puck
>passes it to his own man, who passes it again
>oilers score
>mcmeme acquires another secondary assist
>"Tch, nothin personnell"
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>>75188889
>1 off
nice try bud
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>>75187052
Post that vocaroo again
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>>75188929
>after the game, Thornton is at the mall of Edmonton
>he's getting Burger King to help cool his nerves
>he laughs loudly while reading the kitschy placemats
>the chicken fries taste great
>suddenly mcdavid sits at his table
>WAKA WAKA
TL;DR oilers in four
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>>75188852
Well I know for a fact Maroon is hot garbage, he should be a career 4th liner in the AHL but somehow is still playing in the NHL
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i've been posting on /hoc/ since 2010
this is the closest i've got to submitting a bracket
maybe next year I guess
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>>75189114
Hey dean ill be looking forward to it
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>>75189114
Cool beans, Craig
- Pekka
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>>75188520
Anderleaf is the worst starting goalie in the NHL
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>>75189204
Deb8
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>>75189172
Price > Andersen > Anderson >>> Smelliot >>>> Talbutt
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>>75189172
Andersen is a good goalie its the leafs that suck
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>>75188520
>Bob not 1st
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>>75189264
.918 with the leafs defence in front
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>>75189344
dubs confirm
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sup blog
let me remind you while it's still fresh
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>>75189344
This but Talbot > Elliot
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>>75187470
post yfw you return back to /nfl/
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>>75189532
Kill yourself
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where do i go to create one of those playoff trees as a competition?
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>>75188520
I've fixed it
1. Branden Holtby
2. Sergei Bobrovsky
3. Carey Price
4. Matt Murray
5. Craig Anderson
6. Tuuka Rask :DD
7. Devan Dubnyk
8. Henrik Padqvist
9. John Gibson
10. Corey Crawford
11. Pekka Rinne :DDD
12. Martin Jones
13. Frederik Andersen
14. Brian Elliott
15. Jake Allen
16. Cam Talbot
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>>75189532
wtf I love feta cheese now
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>>75189612
www.reddit.com/r/hockey
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>>75189645
>Branden Holtby
>branden
it's Braden my friend, ftfy
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>>75189645
You made it even worse
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>>75189532
congrats, you're so retarded you made a compilation no one can follow
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>>75189645
Rask and Lundpads should be lower they havent been good this season
>lundpads at .910
>rask at .915
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>>75189669
thanks when does it go live
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>>75189645
Carey price number one wtf you fucking dipshit that's the easiest fucking choice goddamn it you fucking pissed me off you little fuck
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>>75189172
Is this bait?
He's a GOD
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>>75187322
Hello tom
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>>75189823
BASED Dane to the rescue
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>>75189823
don't try to imitate finland's shtick of supporting everyone from your country. That is finland's identity, find your own shtick
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>>75189837
Whats up Andrew
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THE OFFICIAL CONFIRMED ACCEPT NO IMMATATIONS HOC BRACKET
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>>75188520
>Price
>Holtby
>Bob
>Andersen
>Talbot
>Murray
>Jones
>Lundpads
>Crawford
>Rest
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>>75186973
Red Wings in 3
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>>75189114
I hope you pronounce Craig right
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>>75189901
>no leaked name
FIX IT ANDREWWWWWW
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>>75189976
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>>75186205
>he doesn't know I was in the threads making most of these
Seriously tho, we are on the same side. No reason to be upset. I have more gold in the pipeline. Gonna be a really fun playoffs . Beating the caps is only the beginning.
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>>75189901
>flames not eliminated first round
Nope
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>>75190034
how does he know your name is Andrew?
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>>75190034
This is fucking awful
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>a fucking axe
in Liiga finals 5th time in a row, feels good man.
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oh yes price #1, I agree
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>>75190119
what did you say about my scottish friend? I 'll grind your face
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>>75190132
Is John Gibson ELITE?
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>>75190169
If you've ever seen him play
>yes
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>>75190111
I posted my bracket and my name was on the page
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>>75190119
Bad screen shot i know but I'm phone posting
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>>75190166
>Grease still butthurt
So what else is new
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>>75190367
Greece is honestly one of the better posters on this general.
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>>75190210
Sucks he seems injury prone for how young he is
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>>75190367
don't insult the flim flam scooter man again or I 'll bust your asshole
>>75190420
nice. your gf?
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>>75190480
>your gf?
sister i bet
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>>75190464
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>>75190464
along with you may I add. But we 've been seeing you more rarely
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>>75190420
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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>>75190464
Grease is a filthy communist shitskin unable to stop fucking blogposting and shitposting. I have literally never seen Grease make an on topic post or anything at all about hockey.
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>>75190666
God dammit, Satan
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>>75190688
Stop eating olive products, faggots
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>>75190688
neither does denmark desu
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>>75190420
That's a nice IKEA picture you have there
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laughing SO HARD at the Minnesota Wild
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>>75190480
Eh Im not actually that anon
>>75190464
I actually dont mind grease most the time, but yesterday was rediculous
>>75190472
Tbf most of his injuries came from being railroaded by faggots who were pissed off he was stopping all their shots.
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>>75190809
top kek
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>>75188546
You better start praying you receive a merciful ass whooping Dongs
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Important
http://www.strawpoll.me/12733127
http://www.strawpoll.me/12733127
http://www.strawpoll.me/12733127
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>>75190631
I've started playing hockey more often and don't stay up as late
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>>75190975
good for you mate, glad for you and jelly.
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>>75189837
greetings
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>>75190132
Is jimjam elite?
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>>75188546
Get ready to get kneed
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gesalt on the pens D w/o Letang?
Only recognize Daley and Maata and they are projected on the 3rd D paring
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>>75191186
>Tfw giordona literally gets killed like steve moore in game one.
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>>75191189
Dumolin-Hainsey
Shultz-cole
Both solid but losing Letang might cost them the playoffs.
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>>75191186
I doubt they even play Giordano, probably bench him to protect him like they did the last game
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Which team would win?
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>>75191401
whichever have the most good ole michigan boys
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>>75191401
pittsburgh
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>>75191401
hawks/ducks
none of the other ones have a goalie
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>>75191525
what a cunt
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>defenseman charlie mcavoy playing his first nhl game tonight for boston
>gets hurt
>never plays in the nhl again
>becomes the next grapes
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>>75191525
The Price is wrong, bitch
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>>75191557
Thats gonna probly be the wcf too
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>>75191749
go back to tumblr
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>>75191557
who needs a goaler when you have multiple defensemen
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>>75191185
>26 games
probably not
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>Garry Galley
I pray for a short series.
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>>75191889
watch it on NBCSN then
waay better
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>Laffers actually think they can beat the Caps
New level of delusion unlocked
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>the St. Louis Immigrants
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>>75191933
I doubt any serious leaf thinks that
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Gibson > price > Jones > andersen > talbshit>>>>>>>>Lundpads
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Winning bracket coming through
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>>75192004
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Oilers fans sure are cocky for making the playoffs for the first time in a decade
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>>75192020
swicth hawks with preds and ure golden
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>the hockey world never got to know how Olli Jokinen would look with a full beard
Sad!
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>>75192020
Pretty good, but oilers will choke and Boston will scrape out a game 7 victory over the snes
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>>75192062
Feels good when you don't need welfare points to get in
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>>75191933
Yeah no one thinks that
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> tfw flomes get cucked in 4 games
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>>75192104
Olli has one of the most interesting faces I've seen. It's clearly masculine, but something seems very uncanny about it.
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>>75192120
must be nice to have a shitty conference to play in
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>EA Sports predict/simulation
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Rate my bracket, fags
Actually, cap this post, as this is EXACTLY how it's going down
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>>75188520
>starting Lundpads over Raanta
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>>75192104
I feel bad for Olli, he deserved so much more
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>>75192228
yes, it's the finnish heritage disease
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>>75192270
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Henrik Sedin's Shootout Abortion (ID: !!z9xI8ozbbfl)
2017-04-12 08:23:50
Post No.75192346
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>mfw playoff dayoff
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>>75192270
Did PK Subban run this simulation?
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St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.
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>>75192256
Yeah because the Atlantic was such a juggernaut with all those free loser points
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>>75192228
True. He is a good boy though
>>75192310
I agree
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>>75192270
EVERYONE GETS A 7 GAME SERIES
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>watch Habs game
>check Laffs during Habs commercial breaks
>unwind by watching Oilers afterward
I love playoff season
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lmmaaaoooooo
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>>75192228
it's the lack of eyebrows+small round beady finnish eyes
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>>75192363
and/or a nignog
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>>75192383
loser points make the races tighter, you tard
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>>75192399
Is he trying to make a heart with his arms? Why didn't he angle his hands downwards? What an awkward position, like he's stretching and cracking his knuckles at the same time.
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Olli
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>>75192228
Why are finns so ugly ?
>>75192363
St. Louis is filled with obese inbred Drumpf supporters who vote against their interests so Iam not surprised
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I don't know shit about hockey. What team should I bandwagon?
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>>75192346
>Tfw working on Friday so can't stay up tomorrow for the flames game
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just had a really rough day friends
what should i do to make myself feel better
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>>75192534
Montreal is the patrician choice
The true underdogs
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>>75192534
The Quebec Nordiques
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>>75192534
Vegas Golden Knights
The official team of /hoc/
Or Jokerit
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>>75192534
Montreal Canadiens tbdesu
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>>75192496
It's the "o" in love. Not a very good looking one, but that must be it
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>>75192282
huh neat, this is a meme bracket right?
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>>75192549
Watch Hokkei
2½ hrs to go
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>playoffs tonight
Was supposed to see my gf but fuck that
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Bettman should kill himself tbqh
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>>75192549
Smoke marijuana and watch hokkei
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>>75192534
What ever team is closest to you
Or the Leafs
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>>75192638
>Blowjobs
Out in R1 unless Pens choke, out in R2 unless Caps choke, out in R3 no matter what
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>>75192638
>flames
>winning at least 1 game in Anaheim
wew
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>>75192534
depends on your personality
if you're a cool guy, edmonton and montreal
if you're a dickhead, anaheim and new york
if you're the hopeless romantic dreamer type, nashville and toronto
if you're a hothead, calgary
if you like not being relevant, st louis or minnesota
and if you like being disappointed, san jose
>>75192538
what if you take a nap before the game
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>fridge full of beer
>B's finally back in the playoffs
LGTSS
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>>75192701
>>75192534
and if you're a non-convicted rapist on the loose, the Murder City of the World Blackhawks should fit you nicely
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>>75192004
They keep creating "what if the leafs win it all" threads on hfboards.
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>>75192700
Anaheim's soft on d. The flim flams just have to cream them into the boards for a couple of games and they'll be easy pickings.
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>>75192676
>>75192701
Maple Leafs it is then
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>>75192808
>reading hfboards
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>>75192270
/ouryear/
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Henrik Sedin's Shootout Abortion (ID: !!z9xI8ozbbfl)
2017-04-12 08:42:50
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>>75192944
excellent choice friend
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>>75192944
Lmao we got one guys he actually fell for it
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CanucksWILLWinTheDraftLottery (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-04-12 08:43:58
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my friend says the Oilers will make the SCFs (but not necessarily win)
should i kill him and his whole family?
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>>75193014
>PK raising Lord Stanley in the Bell
Montreal would be reduced to ash come morning.
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>>75192897
>Anaheim's soft on d
>probably the most deep defensive depth in the league
The fuck!??!
>>
Which team losing in r1 is the best for /hoc/?
>>
>>75193111
kill him and then your whole family
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>>75193111
He will do it himself when the coilers get swept by the Flames in the second round.
>>
>>75193111
post bum
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>>75193014
As a neutral fan Nashville - Montreal is the best possible cup finals there could be this year
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Henrik Sedin's Shootout Abortion (ID: !!z9xI8ozbbfl)
2017-04-12 08:46:14
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>>75193134
>rags
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>>75193079
>>75193099
They're from Canada, that means they're good at hockey right?
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>>75193134
reddithawks
>>
Go Preds.
>>
@Leafs fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBPXdi5be24
Its your turn to do this, pls do it because it would be hilarious.
t.Habs fan.
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CanucksWILLWinTheDraftLottery (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-04-12 08:48:07
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>>75193161
surprisingly good finnish post, although i want them to be swept against the shorkos
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>>75193169
nah m8 edmonton-washington would be hype af
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>>75193169
>sunbelt
>good
Fuck off sunbelt
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSQzKCp9pWM
xD
xD
Xd
xD
xD
ahahahahah
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jzxG6B91hj
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>>75193125
But Montreal likes PK. It was just the Canadiens' ex-coach who didn't.
>>
Really hoping for a Blackhawks vs Penguins final.
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>>75193079
there is a constant complaint about canadian press I think, by the players and coaches. Am I right?
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>>75193217
No one cares bitch
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CanucksWILLWinTheDraftLottery (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-04-12 08:50:45
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>name is Yamamoto
>looks mayonnaise
Is his dad a Jap or something?
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>>75193179
They're great bud just only get your info about them from here though
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>>75193209
>cheering for the laffs EVER
you just lost your poutine license buddy
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>>75193253
What? About their Leafs coverage? The Canadian media (outside of Quebec) fawns over the Leafs at every opportunity.
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>>75193209
AnderGOD will make us soar
While I do highly doubt it, it'd be hilarious
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>I rate Padqvist
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laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild
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>>75193276
yes, wasn't even Phil complaining about this? Why do I have the impression that the canadian press buries either the canadian teams or specifically the Leafs?
>>
W 3 pts
OTW 2 pts
SOW 1 pt
OTL, SOL, L 0 pts
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>>75190132
The only goalie stat that matters is wins.
If you make enough saves to allow your team to win the game thats all that matters.
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what the fuck is his problem?
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>>75193219
nobody wants to see two unlikable meme choker teams. oilels would get obliterated anyways
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>>75193319
W 3pts
L 0pts
This is how me make nhl great again.
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@75193315
ahaahahahahah look mom i posted it again ahahahahahaha so funny mom ahahahahaahahah look mom my 4chan friends think im hilarious ahahahahaahah
return to reddit cuck
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>>75193318
I don't think you understood me. They don't bury the Leafs, they praise and talk about them nonstop, have done so for years, even when the Lefas were undisputedly garbage and guaranteed to miss the playoffs every year.
Other Canadian teams get fair press coverage in Canada, it's just that the Leafs get tons more.
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>>75193365
The Leafs are the Cowboys of the NHL but even more blatantly awful
>>
Laughing SO HARD at Flynn from Warroad
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>>75193134
Laffs Rags
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>>75193379
Nothing is as blantantly awful as the nfl
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>>75193251
r/Blackhawks called and it's for you
>>75193318
canadian media always shoves the leafs down our throats over other teams, like a little while ago there were west coast games that had playoff implications, and what does the western canadian sports network play? a fucking leafs game with no implications whatsoever.
phil was probably pissed he couldn't so much as go grab a hotdog without people asking him questions and taking his picture
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>>75193396
Except the laffs
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>>75193365
I did understand you, what I was asking was why I was under the impression that it was the opposite.
And I remembered, it was because of a Phil interview where he specifically complained about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45HO7tc7AUg
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>>75193315
Underappreciated post.
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>>75193209
>that Carlson backcheck on the second habs goal
They deserved it.
>>
got my rags ready:
>rags
>rags
>rags
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>>75193209
>Halak carried one of the worst Habs teams past the 1 seeded caps and the defending champion Penguins back to back.
Pretty hilarious playoffs desu.
>>
Leafs are going all the way again this year
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>>75193503
>again
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>>75192944
We are getting btfo btw ahahaha
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Going to watch one of the games that start the earliest and I haven't followed any of those 4 teams very closely. Which one should I watch? Bonus points for Finns in important roles, so I guess Boston - Ottawa?
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>>75193209
Done.
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>>75193601
rags vs habs will be good. habs always have an epic pre games
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>>75193601
>boston vs ottawa
Y U C K ! !
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=701hGNQlFaY
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>>75193601
Montreal
think of Lehkonen, the non-bust of the Golden Generation
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>tfw cable system doesn't get NBCSN
I WANNA WATCH RHE RAGS BLOW IT AGAIN!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>75193601
i'm probably going to watch NYR-MTL but i'll switch to BOS-OTT if it gets slow
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>>75193635
>Lehkonen
He is not a part of the Golden Generation, sorry.
>>
>>75193639
watch it on CBC
>>
So what are the fresh hockey memes I can post for (you)'s in the gamethreads?
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>>75193627
Love Dangle
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>>75193656
unless they have stream it for free on their website I kinda can't
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IM SOOOOOO FUCKIN HYPEEEEE
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What will y'all be drinking tonight?
I got some aged Rum I will be drinking straight
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>>75193601
Boston and Ottawa will be the more entertaining game.
Mtl and New York will be pretty boring as those teams are both boring.
Idk if you care about being entertained or not though.
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*doesnt block your shot*
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>>75193639
>>75193641
>>75193601
>not watching every game.
I'm set up for three games
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>>75193685
Just for casual hockey where I have no feelings about neither team, entertaining is the best.
Maybe I'll even see some trashy Boston fans doing something dumb or Marchand doing something evil
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>>75193678
i can't drink hard liquor straight, i have a lack of self control and go from zero to blackout in like two hours
i'll probably just get some beer... but rye and ginger would be good
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>>75193719
The game is in Ottawa
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>>75193704
>pay for the NHL streaming
>stupid tv deals make it so I can't watch their fucking playoffs online
tv deals need to fuck off
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>>75193678
Nothing refreshes quite like a tall, ice cold glass of milk.
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Predictions for tonight's games lads? I got:
Habs>rags
Sens>roons
BJs>pongs
Mild>bloos
Shorks>oilels
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CanucksWILLWinTheDraftLottery (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-04-12 09:18:05
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>it's a coilers complain about refs again game after they get 13-0'd by the sharks
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>Sid from Tim and Sid saying that the Laffs will beat Washington.
Quite literally, what did he mean by this?
>>
t. /hoc/
>>
hello /hoc/ this is Henrik Lundqvist, I heard you were saying mean things about me and I wanted to ask you to stop immediately
I don't have the power to stop anything at all, including pucks, but it would be great if you supported the New York Rangers and I on our way to the 2017 Stanley Cup Championship
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>>75193753
Habs
Ruins
Jykkets
Wild
Boils
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>>75193753
Habs
Bruins
Pens
Wild
Oilers
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Henrik Sedin's Shootout Abortion (ID: !!z9xI8ozbbfl)
2017-04-12 09:19:46
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1.68333333333333334 hours until hokkei
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>>75193773
shouldn't you be in Canada by now Henrik?
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>>75193730
Fug, I hope there are some trashy Senators fans then
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>>75193753
habs<rags
sens<roons
bjs>pongs
wild>bloos
shorks<oilels
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>>75193678
Mild fan tears
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>>75193753
Habs
Bombston
Pens
Blues
OilGOATs
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>>75193773
when you get off early will you play in that memer late spring tournament?
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>>75193794
Maybe Raanta is starting
Henrik a shit
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>>75193678
my tears as the >rags playoff window mercifully closes
>>
Hey r/rangers,
I just wanted to drop in quick and wish you guys luck tonight. I know that once the puck drops, the emotions are going to skyrocket so I thought I'd take some time to do this now before that happens.
I'm obviously a Habs fan to the core but I'm a hockey fan first and foremost, and I'm really looking forward to this series. Two great, original 6 teams with two of the best goalies in the league going head to head! What more could a hockey fan ask for!?!
Let's keep it clean, let's have some fun and LETS PLAY SOME FUCKING HOCKEY, BOYS!
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>>75193745
Kill yourself that's our meme
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>>75193627
>picked the stupidest upset possible.
>didn't pick the obvious upset brewing.
for what purpose? did he just want to be different?
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>>75193753
habs
not sure i guess boston
pengs
mild
oil
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>>75193639
Call them and complain
Surely it will get you somewhere
>>
Fuck it's taking forever to start bros. I did a exam and went to the gym and it's still over an hour away. HURRY THE FUCK UP REEEE
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>>75193753
Habs
Sens
Pens
Blues
Oilers
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>>75193843
easier just to find a stream or go to a bar
unfortunately I live in the South so a bar might not even have it on
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>>75186973
>>
>not a single pregame thread
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>>75193753
Rags>Habs
Sens>Broons
Pongs>BJs
Bloos>Milds
Oilers>Shorks
>>
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>>75193837
this is why I can't spend any time on reddit
you think maybe /hoc/ is too autistic, and you want to get away
but then you try literally anywhere else and shit talking is not allowed and everyone pretends to be nice and if you're not pretending to be nice, you're pretending to be sarcastic for internet points
/hoc/ is 100% the best community for hockey. Reddit is a content and news aggregator.
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>>75193856
I was being sarcastic
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>>75193132
>>75193132
>Shea Theodore
>Vatanen
>Lindholm
>not soft
one good hit and they're out for the series.
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>>75193871
It's not even half hour away.
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>>75193882
based americaner
hope you enjoyed the cup while you had your time with it cuz its coming back home
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>>75193914
>tfw i can basically do this
i'd be the best gay guy
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>>75193879
>rags
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>>75193914
i want to stuck my penis inside her holy hole
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I predict a rags-flames cup with the rags winning in 6
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>>75193922
I havent enjoyed the cup since 08, senpai
anyone who has is literally plebit
>>
reminder that snes and flim fans are the ONLY good canadian fans. not only that, they are in the high tier of the league overall. if you do not support them at least in the first round, you are a REDDIT
-David from Wichitaw
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How to pay 30 dollars extra a month for my TV package if I want playoff games
Really hope there'll be YT streams for the games tonight
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>>75193926
your parents must be proud.
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>>75189345
he had the same stats on the best defensive team last year as reimer did on the worst defensive team
>>
Tfw comfy being able to watch every game
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>>75193962
Fuck. Just remembered how terrible it was last year.
What are the odds streams are dead tonight?
>>
>>75193948
You mean anyone who's not a Wings fan. Though watching Hossa being on the wrong side of both 08 and 09 was tragically hilarious.
>>
>>75193962
>tfw I share a viaplay subscription with my dad
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>>75193975
they are, but only because my sisters are retarded and im coasting through life without being retarded
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>>75193943
she's just trying to stay in shape, why do you have to make it sexual? you pig!
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>>75193993
>not just using lazyman HD 60fps with no commercials
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laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild
>>
Laughing so hard at the Wild
>>
OH SHIT YOU GUYS THERE'S A NINTENDO DIRECT IN 24 MINUTES
gonna watch that while i wait for hockie
>>
psst
hey, you
yeah you
*whispers*
pens repeat
:^)
>>
>>75194042
>no letang
if caps dont choke, habs will win
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>>75194007
I was hoping that fuck would never win a cup. Loyalty should be valued more than fuckingn cup hunting, this is the NHL not the NBA. Only players with a few years left in their career are allowed to cup hunt.
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>>75194008
Lucky!
Have Viaplay too, smallest package though for series and movies
>>75194012
how does Lazyman work? Only read about it
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>>75194012
>lazyman
That working?
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>>75194041
>Nintendo
cringe
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>>75194009
>sisters
>retarded
isn't that just a given?
There are only two genders.
Male and retarded, so its gotta be one or the other.
>>
>>75194050
>habs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>75194041
Literally what thI fuck is that and why should I care ?
>>
How would /hoc/ react if the wild won?
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CanucksWILLWinTheDraftLottery (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-04-12 09:38:16
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>>75193861
>>75193895
degenerates
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>>75194041
if thats some esports shit with nintendo game systems
honestly kill yourself manchild
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>>75194077
extra retarded is what i mean
i dont get this pressure to do what your parents want. I do whatever the fuck i want and my parents accept it
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>>75194088
I'd still be laughing so hard at the Mild
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>>75193914
Where's the ass though?
>>
>>75188520
>Carey Price above Bobrovsky
Top kek. Columbus would be a lottery team without Bobrovsky.
>>
>>75194102
it's just Nintendo telling people what they're gonna do
It's stupid cause it's just the same old crap
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>>75193337
What Pierre wants, Pierre gets.
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>>75194118
>im the cool rebel kid
you're sounding kinda retarded.
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>>75194010
Sweden relevant :)
>>75194063
Damn, that sucks.
I hope find a good stream anyway!
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>>75194142
im a developer
doing what you want isnt the same as rebelling. It means doing what you want and not worrying about whether or not your parents want it
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>>75194041
Stfu failed abortion
>>
>Torts taking another shit team from shit to the promised land
how does he do it lads?
>>
>>75187891
>3 more votes than Calgary
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT SENSBROS
>>
>>75193627
This is literally my bracket in the /hoc/ bracketchallenge
WHAT THE FUCK, I fucking told to not steal my FUCKING BRACKET
fuck you daigle
t. finnish future man
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>>75194093
>acting on natural biological urges is degenerate
Lick my bunghole kippshit
>>
>>75194161
By sacrificing another team to the gods. THis time USAs WC team was sacrificed
>>
>>75194064
yes
>>75194063
download lm
have java
congrats it's that ez
>>
>>75194183
Lel, you got dangle'd ;^)
>>
>2016
>not watching 1080p 60 fps streams with your favourite video player
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>>75194161
>.483 playoff record
baka
i don't know how he keeps getting head coaching positions desu
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>>75194213
He won a cup with a literally who team, that's how.
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>everyone's brackets having EDM going over ANA
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>>75194233
yep and then he was given complete job security with an original six team, with prime lunchpads, and failed miserably
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>>75194238
Not gonna happen. The probly wont even get past round 1.
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>>75194277
yeah but you gotta remember
>rags
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Hot chicken time.
>>
>tfw still have awful vertigo that only got worse overnight
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>>75194238
not mine
>>
>>75194278
we're talking about edmonton, not columbus
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>>75194326
Your point?
>>
>>75194313
You're just experiencing >rags. Don't worry should pass in a week.
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>>75194313
>rags
Every damn time.
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>>75194238
>inb4 bitching cause its not meme enough. I will remind you that i went 7/8 in the girst round last year, the only one i had wrong was a game 7.
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>>75194360
>Caps not choking
impossible m8
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>>75194339
that columbus is far less likely to make it out of the 1st round than edmonton
>>75194304
a country full of fresh eels, squid, and crab, and you're eating hick food from trashville
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>>75194360
I probably wouldn't even watch that SCF
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CanucksWILLWinTheDraftLottery (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-04-12 09:57:39
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rip pk subban
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>>75194360
exactly like mine, except yours is missing the part when the hawks choke
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>>75194381
>not rooting for the reddit hawks to get blown out by ovechkin
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>>75194360
>Boston over Sens
>Mild getting a series win with the end of the season they're having
>laffs winning a game
>caps not choking
thats pretty meme
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>>75194379
That doesnt affect edmontons chances. Would say 70% chance of failure for edmonton while 85% for columbus
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>>75194381
i would
the WCF on the other hand...
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r8 the song of my people
https://youtu.be/46WW3D5a_TU
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>>75194403
>Boston over Sens
this is common knowledge. only a sens fan or retard would disagree
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>>75192020
This looks suspiciously similar to mine.
>>75188334
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>>75194277
Rags are shit no matter who coaches them. Remember they failed to win anything shit with Gretzky, Messier and Leetch on their roster and Lindros' Flyers kicked their asses on the regular. They also have only 4 cups despite being an original 6 team.
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>>75194403
>Boston over Sens
>end of the season they're having
>regular season mattering
wew
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>>75194389
CHARLAY MURPHAY!
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>>75194408
genocide sami when?
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What are you fellas drinking on this beautiful first day of playoff-hockey?
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>>75188294
Finland has to be the only fucking country pathetic enough where it's okay to put those FUCKING ADVERTISEMENTS on elite league and THE FUCKING INTERNATIONAL TOURNAMENT JERSEYS
FUCK
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>>75194379
It's not like it's going anywhere.
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>>75187322
>Columbus beating Washington
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>>75194450
nothing im on a cut
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>>75194423
>Ottawa swept the season series (inb4 ''it doesn't matter!''
>100% healthy lineup for the first time in ages (including Methot soon and MacArthur at last)
Come again?
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>>75194450
peach tea
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>>75194449
Never, Finland is samà soil.
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>>75194452
good point
lel
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>>75194462
"healthy" fucking idiot. just wait till they are eliminated and 6 of them need surgery
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>>75194462
>inb4 "it doesn't matter"
but it doesn't
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>Shorks
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My team didn't make the playoffs, but that doesn't mean I'll stop watching this year.
I just wanted to thank you, /hoc/, for making every year special. The jokes are hilarious, the memes are fantastic, and over the years I've grown fond of the regulars. Thanks again and shine on you crazy diamonds.
>rags
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>ninety (90) years
>four (4) cups
>rags
>a
>g
>s
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>>75194451
Are you that poor?
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>>75194408
You should have had an adopted colombian sami to perform it tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij9R2mxigWY
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>>75194488
this place is mostly a cesspit but everynow and then i get a good laff
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>>75194450
Coffee. I'm starting to think I should cut back. Maybe all those healthnuts have a point about the caffeine-heart palpitation thing.
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>>75194487
Is american plumbing that bad, that you have to own one of those things?
Ive never had any problems ever
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CanucksWILLWinTheDraftLottery (ID: !!DixbxHHKXUr)
2017-04-12 10:05:54
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>>75194487
tfw shorks lose on purpose to not give us 1st round pick
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>>75193975
sharapova, more like sharfapova, amirite
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I like Ducks :3
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>>75194502
it's unironically the best general, for what that's worth
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>>75194505
pressurized toilets need to be installed everywhere
fucking hate using plungers
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>>75194379
>that columbus is far less likely to make it out of the 1st round than edmonton
Pittsburgh is obviously a superior team on paper but Columbus always plays them close and has a favorable record against them, if anyone can beat Pittsburgh it's probably them. Meanwhile Anaheim is 6-3 against Edmonton this year.
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>>75194131
It's right there, in the top middle portion of the screen
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>>75194519
I disagree but hockey is my favorite so i frequent /hoc/
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>>75194519
>smartest retard
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>>75194408
>>75194449
post more mongolesque music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98
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>>75194503
I cut back and feel a lot better.
I only take my coffee in the mornings now, rather than mornings, noons and occasional nights.
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>>75192464
those eyes aren't finnish at all tho
he's a fuckin alien
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>>75194519
It's fucking awful during the regular/offseason but I always come here for the playoffs when the top autist minds of /hoc/ are on the top of their game
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>>75194537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h_hS0d4vqg
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>>75194488
nice dub dubs
homo post tho
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>>75194496
Memes aside, his voice is amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYXo2zaUu48
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>>75194489
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>>75194537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM
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>>75194488
Love u 2 bae
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>>75194550
see>>75194532
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>>75194571
Yeah, it is. Too bad we didn't send him to the euros this year
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>>75193773
ayo hol up
so you sayin yous a kang
but yous aint got no rang ??
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>>75194580
leeeel, I heard the dreadlock kid died because of drugs
>>75194488
you 're welcome man, I try to keep these animals in check, comments like yours are what make my job worth, heh....tssst..
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>>75187116
Finnish 'humor"
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>when it's literally your year and there is nothing assmad flyovers, sunbelts, leafs, beaners and mongols can do about it
rangers in 5, kreider takes care of price in game 2
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>>75194598
what is this thing
is his dad black or is his dad finnish
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>>75194620
Both
t. eri
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>>75194543
How many cups a day did you drink? That's my problem. I have a neurological condition that restricts me to one cup/day but thats enough to cause palpitations when I lie down to go to sleep. It's not a heart related issue though. If I were to "cut back" at all, I'd just stop drinking altogether.
Maybe I have to do that "no caffeine after midday" approach. My work schedule is graveyard shift, so I'm already waking up around noon-1pm. Maybe I'm just getting old pic related. 26 going on 50 jesus christ.
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who will get memed on tonight
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Why did the Kongs fire Sutter and GM Lombardi ? seems like a irrational knee jerk move
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>>75194508
>Wilsons face when he said he'd give Jim a first if they win the cup
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>>75194491
not so much cheap as greedy imo
>>75194530
>if anyone can beat Pittsburgh it's probably them.
see also washington, boston, chicago, edmonton, nashville, minnesota, san jose....
>Meanwhile Anaheim is 6-3 against Edmonton this year.
playing 3 games in 4 days on shitty california ice can do that
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>rags
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>BJs centers have 48 goals combined verses Pongs 109
kek
KEK
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>>75194630
Ruins
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>these fucking cancer soccer posts
Playoffs can't start soon enough.
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>>75194639
>Boston
lmao
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>>75194505
...y'all dont need plungers? why?
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what time does the flyers game start?
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>coming: Sebastian Aho, Mikko Rantanen och Valtteri Filppula
>not coming: Patrik Laine, Rasmus Ristolainen, Jussi Jokinen och förmodligen även Aleksander Barkov
lel
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>>75194505
i was in the US for a few days and they had buckets for you to throw your pee and poo papers because their plumbing can't handle the papers
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>>75194645
literally the best post of all time
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>>75194653
But to their credit they have an actual goaler.
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>>75194532
I love you too, anon.
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>>75194668
I do not know, my poop always goes down with no problems. And i hjave never seen a plunger at anyones house-
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>>75194676
Those are garbage cans you dumb gash
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>>75192725
>mai nigga
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>>75194676
>not using baby wipes to keep your butthole fresh
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>>75194532
Need source for this.
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>>75194669
you missed it
golf courses close in 45 minutes
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>>75194683
2 stanley cup winnings goalies are in that series and they're both on the pongs
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>tfw great hockey genes but I stopped trying after starting skating backwards
Anyone else still /fantasize about being an NHL player/ here? Or has that ship sailed and maybe you fantasize about being a coach/GM?
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>>75194653
>isolates one position because his team is not good.
>Murray behind literally no defense in the playoffs
Pittsburgh is in for the most obvious "upset"
Its so obvious its hardly even an upset at this point except the NHL is still sucking Cryby's dick so they call it that.
You only get trashy fulled clothed slavs for your baitpost.
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>>75194450
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>>75194620
http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=40999
i'm not even a leftcuck but i want to see this nigguh be in the net of team finland in international games one day
just to see the butthurt of your traditional uneducated working class hockey man
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>>75194683
How many cups does he have?
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>>75194683
>being carried by BOB is a good thing
No.
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>>75193134
I would say the >laffs losing would be best, because they have been so unsuccessful, and it has been so long since they won a round. The >rags can make it to round 2 or 3 and still choke, and it would arguably make it even more painful for the King of Pads, though I accept there are many valid arguments that it would be in /hoc/'s best interest for the >rags to lose in round one.
Why not both?
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>>75194699
those are worse for plumbing, actually
t. person with a very fresh
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>>75194693
But every house has a plunger. How...I mean do you guys have some kind of high tech plumbing that we don't? Every house has one.
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>>75194724
>>75194724
>>75194724
new/uusi/nyhett
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I see you early calgary fag
fuck you don't be early
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>>75194721
Ted from Akron absolutely SEETHING
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>>75194699
America needs bidets. EU has them all over the place but we're still stuck in the shitter dark ages walking around with poopy butts expecting others to put their mouths on them.
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>>75194629
if I were you I would just cut back altogether like you said.
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>>75194710
And they're still shit.
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>>75194774
my coffee though
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>>75193858
you're mother
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>>75193601
Pens Jackets will be the best first round series. Book it.
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Lehkonen 2 le but's tonight
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>>75194653
Wingers score goals, Centers play 2way hockey. Dumb american.
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>>7519445 Caps are going to the finals
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>>75194896
Eh, not sure Columbus has enough skill even though they are better in most other categories. They look kinda like Nashville usually does in the playoffs.
Also, if the first game is any indicator the refs are going to be heavily in favor of the Penguins.
I've seen like 3-4 obvious penalties happen right in front of referees and not be called just because the offender is wearing black and yellow.
Guess thats the perks of being a league favorite.
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