Dortmund v Monaco CL thread 3

laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild

So who did the bombing?

The attack looked way too elaborate for the goatfuckers. To me it's pretty clear that a powerful country did this. But who?

We're looking for a group/ethnic with global influence, intelligence, a network of spies and access to high-end explosives... A nation that has a reason to hate the Germans.

Think /sp/, THINK!

slags

*Dab*

dubs and I get a gf this year

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>Real - Bayern after this

>>75186656
Monaco?

>>75186666

o_O

>>75186666
Does this me we all get one?

>>75186656
I heard on the radio that your justice system confirmed that it was Islamic attack and 1 suspect was arrested

>>75186656
:^)

is this lewd?

>>75186666
sorry anon, that's not dubs

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>>75186539
Women hate each other. Even best friends are in constant competition

>>75186656
reported to the BKA

What should I get at McDonnald's /sp/?

jesus christ does no one have the miley cyrus nudes that leaked today?
do i really have to go look on /b/?

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>mfw Pulisic scores a hattrick and unveils a Bartra shirt after his 3rd goal in the 94th minute under his shirt

>>75186666
What did he mean by this?

>>75186656
>A nation that as a reason to hate the Germans

Only nation I can think of that hates Germans is Germany

>>75186666
Begone satan

>>75186666

double dubs means you get a bf

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>>75186666

You get fucking married m8

when does GOATisic score a goalshot?

>>75186656
>A nation that has a reason to hate the Germans.
Germany?

>>75186656
likely an ethnic german

>>75186666
2 gf, damn

singles and I get a gf this year

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>>75186666
Two gfs

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>>75186666
so you get 2?

>>75186666
Enjoy your harem, m8.

Dortmund are shite, they were never keeping a clean sheet in this match, bomb or no bomb

>>75186666

Quads means you get a Trap.

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*wins the game*

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>>75186666
nice la'

>>75186666
ayy nigga there you go

>>75186689
>that's not dubs
>american education

>sorry texans, you aren't americans
>sorry cats, you aren't felines
>sorry humans, you aren't animals
>sorry sun, you aren't a star

>>75186697
YES YES YES

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>>75186656
Alex Jones what are you doing in Germoney?

>>75186666
go get em

>>75186656
probably some /sp/ tard who wanted to watch two games on Wednesday

>>75186666
You got it super satan

>>75186666
quads means you get a gf (male)?

>>75186666
2 gfs or one fat one?

Absolutely shocking that Dortmund was forced to play a day after they almost lost their lives. Disgusting display by UEFA they are obviously not in the right state of mind

>>75186666
you settle down with a lovely 11/10 girl. But she cheats on you with jamal and you end up raising a half cast baby for 18 years.

>>75186656
Oy vey good goym, are you suggesting the english have something do to with this?

>>75186666
>selling souls to Satan

this is sad

>>75186666
YES

>>75186737
I miss Sunny

>>75186737
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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THIS SUNDAY

LIVE AND EXCLUSIVE

ON BEIN SPORTS

THIS SUNDAY

LIVE AND EXCLUSIVE

ON BEIN SPORTS

THIS SUNDAY

LIVE AND EXCLUSIVE

ON BEIN SPORTS

Anybody have a live stream link ?

will dortmund turn into a right wing fascist club now?

Dubs and everyone dies in their sleep tonight

>>75186737
BRRRAAAAAAPPP (in stereo)

>not throwing the game to let Dortmund win

Monaco confirmed as ISIS backers

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>>75186666
dubs = gf
trips = fiancee
quads = married with children

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what's her name spuh?

bayern-rma/leicester-atletico?

>>75186656
Nothing personal.

brits are disgusting desu

>>75186666
singles and i get a gf this month

>>75186763
https://streams.notahoneypot.me/

>>75186763
https://streams.notahoneypot.me/

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>>75186622

4:2! Calling it now! Witness my digits!

>>75186764
>turn into

>>75186773
nicole

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>>75186749
no, this is

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Can someone give me a rundown on this russian slag

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>>75186765
off by one ;_;

>tfw no jewish girlfriend

>>75186790
How contrived!

>>75186790
le edgy footy lad. How contrived!

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take the brown pill

>>75186801
i know that fucking feel bro for fucks sake

>>75186666
2 gf grats man

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Who Mon/a/co here?

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>>75186788

>>75186743
you can't give the population too much time to think and start blaming islam for terrorist attacks, show must go on

(((half time break)))

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>>75186808

take the black pill

>>75186803
Damn those lips are made for making out for 5 hours straight

>>75186808
I'd prefer her without the earring. Still really hot, but that earring's just a bit gaudy.

>>75186666
dubs and I get a hot woman with that mommy vibe who'd let me be her manservant, telling me to massage her and give her baths

>>75186656
Monaco is owned by a Russian oligarch...

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Rate my gf my negros

>>75186753
>biggest stadium attendance in Europe
>w-we're the victims here

P.A.T.H.E.T.I.C.

>>75186823
Cucks deserve everything that has happened to them

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING BETTING ADS ALL THE FUCKING TIME?


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75186808
Who is this demon?

>>75186825
(((UEFA Champions League)))

>tfw been up for over 40 hours now
>dont know if ill make it to buyern game

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>>75186801
>tfw no androgynous zionist model gf

>>75186837
MOOOOOODS

>>75186845
just a cheeky tenner lad ;^)

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>>75186666
be careful what you wish for anon

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dubs and 3:2

>>75186827
MUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

>>75186779
Thanks man

>>75186823

they need to invite the terrorists to stay in their homes overnight, THAT was their mistake

>>75186827
This lads

>>75186852
she looks like an aardvark

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dubs and we all get qt aneemay gfs

singles and everybody in this thread will get a gf

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>>75186827

Call me Mr. Clean because I'm gonna BLEACH that thing!

888 and Madrid wins CL

>>75186871
>she

>>75186845
they want you to recognize them.
they are like a gf.
at first they tell you how good everything is, how much they like you. they want you to be there for them all the time.

but then.

you know the deal...

trips and dortmund wins 4:2

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>>75186812
mazel tov

PULISIC COMING ON

MONACO FUCKED

>Bender and Schmelzer out
>Sahin and Pulisic in
I'm guessing they've switched to 4atb. Still unsure how they're playing now.

PULIGOD PULIGOD PULIGOD

KEK Bender not coming back on

PULIGOAT
O
A
T

pls mor

>>75186827

you'd be gay if you turned this down

>pulisic

literally who?

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>>75186871
>(((she)))

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dubs and tsunaldo deletes all anime

COME ON PULISIC
FIIIIIIIGHT ANNNNNNNND WINNNNNNNN

>tfw got keys to my friend's flat this week while they're away so I can look after their rabbit
>going to completely waste the opportunity to have a drug fueled sex party

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WE BACK NAO

BVB
BVB
BVB

>>75186896
pls less

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PULISIC

>>75186634

Delte!

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IT'S HAPPENING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>pulisic subbed in
>born in the USA starts playing

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>i rate pulisic

Aubameyang's hair is shit

>>75186690
>women ate each other

so much for the Ethiopians have no food meme

>dumbelel

>>75186915
BBRRAAAAAPP

>>75186915
3 > 4 > 2 > 1

>>75186927
it comes with the skin colour

>the dabbing American Messi

>Dembele

Guys I bought some peanuts coated in black pepper in a little snack bag.

>poolisic playing for poorussia

>>75186634
Wild beats the Blues in 6

>Pulisic

Yes

is Christian Pulisic related to Tony Pulisic

dubs and pulisic scores

>semi finals will be juve, monaco, leicester and real madrid

>letting the 19 year old score the freekick

>>75186885
you end up sucking cocks for pennies because you trusted /bet/?

>>75186943
good for you my fellow kraut

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JUST PICTURED OUTSIDE DORTMUND STADIUM

>>75186936
said the whitest country on this planet...

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>>75186905
Bad post

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>>75186943
>german snacks

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If this pulisick kid is so good, why is he starting in the bench?

Would American posters ever recover from a Pulisic own goal?

>>75186943
And the Bier?

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be honest, would you?

>>75186933
I get this is the sound of farts, but what's the logic behind this meme?

>>75186943
Nice snack

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THE BIG QUESTION:

>pulisitch
>pulisick

MUH HERITAGE OR CUNT OF NEW OPPORTUNITIES?

>>75186975
I would have sex with both

>>75186943
Black pepper pistachios are fucking ebin

>>75186975
No. Too fat.

>>75186961
São Paulo has the largest white population in Brazil

>>75186975
This is creeping me out. (yes)

>>75186969
They managed to recover from an own 9/11 so probably.

>>75186977
>newfag

>>75186975
THICC

how good is pulisic?

>>75186975
hell yea
I'd rub my dick on his fat tummy.

What's the next team to get bombed?

>>75186975
WTF AM I LOOKING AT

Is it pronounced Puli-Sick or Puli-Sitch?

>>75186982
pulisitch

Guess it's up to Bayern once more to bring the trophy home

thread is slow, is this the wrong thread?

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*scores a goal*
*gets subbed out of game*

WTF Tuchel????

>>75186975
if """""she""""" keeps the penis then yes

>>75187005
very

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No cutie pies today?

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>>75186996
>"largest white population in Brazil"

referee bought by ISIS

>gives unfair penalty
>gives offside goal for 1-0
>gives goal where we were fouled for 2-0

fucking terrorists

>>75186915
how the hell did they let far left be in the same picture as the other three

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>>75186961

>>75187011
He says Pulisick

>>75186975
Right is an actual person, not an edit.

>>75187011
pulis itch

>>75187011
sitch

>>75187005
about tree fiddy

>>75186969
I'd pretend to be a chicano

>>75187016
TUCHEL OUT

>>75187005
Him and Dembele were the better ones of the squad in recent games. And Im a chicano but I can objectively see this kid is a top talent.

>>75186968
Because of Marco Reu- oh.. oh dear

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What about some hot WaGs?

>>75187020
Producers had a hard on for her last night.

>>75187008
wouldn't be surprised if there was another attempt later for the bayern game desu

>>75187020
why does she have all those flies on her face?

holy FUCKING hell why is fox sports such irredeemable garbage?
>they're in charge of our next two world cups

RIIIIIIIIIIII

ITS NOT FAIR

MONACO ACTUALLY HAS GOT A DEFENSE

RIIIIIII

>>75187023
>sweden
the chances of you being a sandnigger is about 70%, so yeah, no validity

>>75187020
>

Fuck me this Pulisic kid is good

wow pulisic is actually good i thought it was just a meme

Ok Pulisic is actually GOAT

Why Pulisic didn't begin the match?

>>75186790
>le footy lad look

Glik is great

>>75186996
>São Paulo has the largest white population in Brazil

WTF there are 5 white people living in Sao Paulo? your country must be pure aryan then!

>>75187056
bls reconquista

>>75187048
it would be a good idea if you posted some

>Poolelshit

>>75187031
>Russia
>slavs and snow chinks

>white

>Dortmund in charge of scoring
JESUS CHRIST EVERY FUCKING WEEK

>>75187011
It's Puli-SHIch.

USA USA USA

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Should I do it lads?

>>75187058
catalans bathe in shit

>Dembelel

>>75187020
she's kinda ugly la

Пyлишич is very good
Literally white Dybala

>>75187011

The latter, but he is a culture destroying commie so he wants it pronounced like the former.

>not letting Pulisic start

Is Tuchel secretely working for ISIS?

>>75187073
Because he often doesn't look that great when he starts, but brilliant coming off the bench

>>75187062
I saw a few matches on the Fox stream, they pretend they know football.

>>75187083
but they scored

>>75187069
>>75187071
>>75187072
t. Daqwuan Tyrone Jenkins

>pulisitch did his job
>nigger failed miserably
well

>>75187086

you can't even buy a yogurt cup with 9 sek so why not

Dubs and I get a gf next month

I told you all 2 years ago that Pulisic would be GOAT but you all laughed at me

>>75187062
better than ESPN they would unironically be blaming terrorist attacks on racism

>Monaco collapsing already

even sooner than usual

>>75187069
>>75187071
>>75187072
>>75187073
wonder (((who))) is behind these posts

chimpout waiting to happen
any moment now

How is Ginter this fucking useless.

>puligoat literally changing the game

He's special I tell ya, American made

>>75187111
HOLY...

>>75187020
Literally looks like a bloke wearing a wig

>>75187065
weak banter blackiñho

>>75187111
Well, enjoy I guess

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>Pulisic comes in
>Dortmund is doing better

>tfw I thought burger's were memeing when they claimed Pulisic was good

Fair enough. This kid looks like he's going to be GOAT.

>>75187111
seems as your getting one gf next week m8

>Pulisic instantly makes the team 3 times better
Could americans have been right all along?

>>75187124
made in margate

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daily reminder that i could've been the next pulisic, but am 5'11" and 230lbs sitting drinking beer as i try to find a REAL job

>>75187111
WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN??!

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rate

>>75187111

Trips for boyfriend

Incredibly hihg speed

>>75187080
>2/10 would not fuck
>
>t. neckbeard

This fucking referee

>>75187146
you won't get one since you got trips

>>75187031
you know that there are only 82,2 million people in germany?

>>75187135
>tfw she's not cute anymore
I keep looking at her new twitter pics and youtube vids and it's just not the same anymore, she's lost it

>dembelel rolling like hes ded
holy shit i hate niggers

>>75187146
that the gf goes to me

>>75187137
>>75187141
He's literally the next Messi we kept telling you ABAmerica's but you wouldnt listen

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>>75187111
>>75187146
you get a bf

dubs and i get a gf in the next 6 months

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what does Assmann mean in german?

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would you give her the mick?

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>>75187111
>>75187146

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>>75187042
he seems bretty good

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>>75187146
>tfw when no flatfaced mountain gf

184 and my crush and I get married this year

>>75187135
This is a dude.

>>75187165
>she

APOLOGIZE

DEMBELE

>>75187175
Aceman

>tfw we literally have the next Messi

Feels good Ameribros

Pulisic to Spurs WHEN?

>>75187183
wew

KAGAWA
KAGAWA
KAGAWA
KAGAWA

KAGAWA
KAGAWA
KAGAWA
KAGAWA
KAGAWA

KAGAWA
KAGAWA
KAGAWA
KAGAWA

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HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

dubs and nobody here gets a gf in the next year

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>>75187175
ace man

>>75187031
Yes we all know what Brazilian ''''whites'''' look like

>pulisic on
>dirtmound immediately scores

really stirs my walnut sauce

Who in the fuck is this dembele kid and why does he start

>>75187157
you're right

i dont know what his gf looks like 2bh

TOOOOOOOOOOR

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

i love german boypussy

Finally

Pulisic changed the game lads. Future GOAT confirmed

>Sub in Pulisic
>Score shortly after

Really makes you think....

>>75187180
that's shit, control too long, lost his balance, riaggi didn't push more because it's in the penalty box

Gooooooooooooooooooool Gooooooooooooooooooool

>>75187199
WEW

All Kagawa desu

HOLY SHIT THAT GOAL

>>75187199
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75187197
Kagawa's genuinely been great recently

>>75187147
PRAISE BE TO KEK

aubakawasman!

>>75187183
i FUCKING HATE LIFE

Das Ous Mane

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


THANK YOU BASED PULISIC

>>75187199
trips and we all get traps

That was nice

>you now remember Croatians saying that PulisGOD was inferior to that Barca academy meme Halilibitch

Lol

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WERE BACK
EMBRACE FUCKERS

E M B R A C E
M
B
R
A
C
E

2:3 dubs dubbing it.

That pass was sex

>>75187183
lel

Thanks Obama!!

>>75187199
Thank you saviour of gains

APOLOGIZE

>this atmosphere

WEW
I've got a little boner desu

>black man steals the glory from nippon

>>75187224
Yeah let's ignore him missing a 99.99% goal in the first half, literal tap-in he fucked up

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

most dangerous lead

DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE

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>>75187199
DELETE THIS

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Swedebro missed out on 2000 Sex

based obamayoung

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>>75187199
DELET DIS

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>>75187199
DELET

Singles and we all die alone

>>75187199
BASED

Is Shinji free lads?

>>75187211
Best boypussy tbqhwyf

>>75187111
kek

This has to end 3-2, muh dubbs

>>75187199
GO BACK TO MEXICO REEEEEEEE

dubs and pulisic 6 month injury

>>75187199

Thank you

>>75187260
Well, that's what singles do

THANKS FOR NOTHING OBAMA

>>75187199
FUCK YOU
if doube digits everyone gets a gf