Borussia Dortmund v Monaco CL thread 2

Laughing SO HARD at Dirtmund

Mbappe sounds like a really French name

we /bundes/ now

>people will blame bombs for dortmund's performance
lmao

WALK ON JAP

>gooks

>fagawa

>Cuckawa

>slippy K

>>75185898

True, so far we should blame the ref. Softest penalty ever and clear offside goal...

JAPS

>anime

how is that not put on frame

Just starting the game, what did I miss? Who got refballed?
Need a quick rundown

>kagata

if he wasnt too busy thinking of dogs he would like to eat he might have got it on target

>kagawa
Why is he still playing for Dortmund?

>SHINJI

does someone have the miley cyrus nudes

>>75185898
No, we will blame you Ahmed.

In case you get the lead just sit behind and defend clumsily, with weird clearances
AS Monaco: Gotcha senpai

>kekagawa

>Shitgawa

>>75185895
Have you seen the french national team? France is literally south africa tier. Mbappe unironically sounds like a common modern french name.

>>75185895
nu french

Why's everyone spilling their spaghetti?

>>75185931
as monaco were allowed an offside goal

>>75185939
Hard

>gaijins

Maybe he can't see the goal because he's squinting?

>>75185931
See
>>75185926

>カガワ

>>75185939
makes me feel nice

>kagalel

>>75185957
JUST

>>75185931
The goal was pretty far offside despite what the commentator thinks

>>75185939
Horny

Exactly 24hrs ago Borussia Dortmund got attacked by ISIS

Pay your respect for Bartra's hand

F

>>75185931
2 refballs against Dortmund la

>1st was a 70% dive by monaco, got the pen AND MISSED
>2nd was the actual goal, monaco was miles offside

>>75185939
Just reminds me of how much i want to fuck Emily Bloom

>>75185844

Are you the wolf athlete autist?

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>>75185939

>get bombed
>get refballed
>get farmed by Buyern managers
Dirtmend is suffering

WHERE THE FUCK IS PULISGOD?

How many fucking matches need to be ruined by the lack of replays?

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>>75185939
Pic related.

>>75185988
they deserve it fir being cucks

Why do my streams always lag boys? (My connection is fine)

It's refball at this point

is dembele any good?

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>>75185939
W-wut are they doing?

>>75185939
I want to imagine one of them has a dick.

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which one of you sad little scum has already made the match 3 thread just waiting to post so you can have all the glory. sad!

>>75185957
What the fuck does that guy behind the goal even do?

If that Monaco penalty was one, then so was that Aubameyang scene just then.

>>75185991
Will CL have video referee next year?

>>75185998
no tv license?

>This ref will be refreering the the Berby in the weekend
oh boy

>>75185964
our superior mathematical skills make up for it la
we can calculate motion and shots and shit

>>75185957
kek

REFBALL CONFIRMED

>DORTMUND SUICIDE

LEL

hey thats like the first goal except it got called

>>75185990
not good enough to be on the pitch

>>75185998
Too popular and their server gets overloaded? Not much you can do about it really

wut

AHAHAHA I GUESS YOU CAN SAY DIRTMUND IS GETTING

BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

>>75185939
sweating buckets at this point

WHAT THE

lelwut?

>sven bumder

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>>75185952
>Have you seen the french national team?

Whats wrong?

ayy lmao

BRUTAL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Great finish from Bender

>dirtmund

BLOWN THE FUCK UP

>dirtmund
That fucking quality OG.

hahahahahahahaha

what the fuck is he doing

>Islamic """"""defending"""""

>>75185991
Less than will be ruined by the addition of replays.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ABSOLUTELY BTFO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>bender

imagine going to a football match and chanting the same song over and over again until it ends. screaming

WHAT THE FUCK BENDER

HOLY KEKKITY LEL 2000 DELUXE

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It's over guys.

Champagne drinkers bought this.

AHAHAHHAHA

MONACO'D

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Hard not to laugh.

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DORTSHIT

OH FOR FUCKSAKE

WEWWWW

>the ugly city of Dirtmund

Leverkusen did way better against Monaco desu

HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH

Holy shit you Germans are pathetic

SUICIDE BOMBING
>SVEN

early post happening CL games is comfy a f


why doesnt this become standard, one early game and one game later so you can actually watch them both

>JUST

>BE GERMAN
>GET BOMBED
>FUCK YOUR TEAMS SHIT UP
haha you can't make this shit up

scheiß türkenfan verein lmao

aayyyyy lmaaaoo

VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN

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>Bender
o.g of the year

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Hahajajaha

This is what you get for not starting based Pulisic, Krauts.

What a fucking idiot kek.

FOUL REF IT WAS A BLOODY FOUL

wtf

After tonight's done they'll wish the bus had blown up.

STILL SHOCKED

Would it have been better if they all died yesterday?

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how do you go from this...

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quite the fender bender

>BENDER >BENDER >BENDER >BENDER >BENDER >BENDER >BENDER >BENDER >BENDER >BENDER >BENDER >BENDER >BENDER >BENDER >BENDER >BENDER >BENDER >BENDER >BENDER >BENDER >BENDER >BENDER

PRAISEEE KEKKKKKKKKKK

Jesus Christ...

>DIRTMUND

>BORUSSIA DIRTMEME

WHAT A FINISH

He didn't even touch him kek

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Are you man enough to handle this?

>dirtmund
>"""american""" hero pulisich

AHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FCUK

WILL GERMANY EVER RECOVER

those Bender brothers are such huge faggots

what's he even trying to complain about?

get fucked, you fucked up

They were threatened to lose the game

fucking kek
Bender claiming a push there

Dortmund compensating for the explosion by imploding

>benders in charge of defending

>Blaming the Monaco guy

At least take it like a man and admit your mistake.

WTF WAS HE EVEN DOING

>dortmund

they are letting the terrorists win god dammit

Bender is playing for Bartra, right?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

that goal is going to be spammed i tell you

Great header

but it seems there's a problem, I don't know, it's strange

LMAO

GERMAN ''''''''DEFENDING'''''''

so this... is the power..... of islam

im not enjoying this match desu lads

Has Sven Bender recently converted to Islam or something?

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>>75186022

wtf was that

>dirtmund

>trying to claim a push
>nobody anywhere near him

Fucking kek

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75186074
tbqh

FUCKING HELL BENDER YOU STUPID FUCK

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>get their bus bombed
>bomb on the pitch
what did they mean by this?

Pulisic doesnt deserve this shit team. Sell him to Bauern or Barca already

NICE HEADER

why is dortmund larping as arsenal

What a Bender.

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>BENDER

>thomas too cool for defending

ffs just cause you're called bender doesn't mean you have to go on one

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FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG

>>75186063
I know it's great in the NBA

the goalscorers' name tells the story of this one

Here's my attempt at German humor - Bender should change his name to Blunder. Rate out of 10. Thank you

WEBM PLEASE

>>75186076
lol... first time watching soccer?

>Derpmund
>In charge of defending
WTF Hans?

keked.

Are the death squads going to start at half time or after the match?

>>75185939

A N G E R E Y

>>75186093
Disgusting

>>75186093

yuk

"refball" lol refball that shit you whining faggots

>>75186003

making babies, you Africans should know about that

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>>75186123

>>75186093
I want her to handle me

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S E L L
E
L
L

>offside getting called every time Dortmund goes forward
>the one time it actually was offside it led to a goal for Monaco

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Nice fucking goal.

>>75186132
lel

>the German settlement of Dortmund

>>75186063
Hopefully ISIS will fix the scheduling again in the future.

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>Dembele has the ball
>Every single player in front of him runs offside

>>75186106
Yup

lol overrated lanky german white bois

Good thing Leipzig will be in the CL instead of Dirtmund next year.

DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME DIRTMEME

When does the game start?

All I see is repeats of yesterday's bombing.

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>>75186067
And Krauts were butthurt when I told them they have a meme league. Only bayern is top.

can this goal be considered a suicide attack?

Amazing finishing skills completely left the keeper bamboozled

kek

KEK

K E K
E
K

what the literal h*ck was that

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Aren't you guys entertained?

YES I AM REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW.
LIFELONG MONEGASSE GET IN

>>75186093
Anon want milk!

>>75186135
i dont get it

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fixed?

how much did bender pocket from the Chinese betting mafia?

Nice finishing desu.

>the announcers complete and utter disappointment

Its not like I give a fuck if we lose it, but what the fuck is going on. Fuck those kikes for letting them play one day after a bombing.

Terrorists and Merkel won

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Digits for most dangerous lead

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lmao

The stream went down right before, based Argie bro where's the webm?

is Tuchel the ultimate meme manager?

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POST TOP BLENDERS

BORUSSIA DORTMUND IS GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK UP

>>75186106
i thought he is playing for Monaco

>>75186172
this match doesnt distract from my pathetic life

i've always thought for years that you could just find a bunch of really fast niggas who can kick a ball well and kick ass

monaco are doing it and it works really well

Nice yellow "wall" you guys have there

>>75186171
MODS

>>75186063
Because cares more about the integrity of the sport than making money.

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT TWO DAYS IN A ROW

>>75186166
RB leipzig will get that sweet red bull money infusion and whoop everyone in the next few years tbqh

>0 bundesliga teams in the semis

o i am laffin

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>>75186083
to this

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Nice goal Dortmund !

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Great header

ayy

At least Bayern will not buy one of these shellshocked faggots for once.

>ruin your country with Muslims immigrants
>Ruin your CL run with diving own goal headers

What did the caliphate of Germany mean by this?

>>75186180
oy vey

it was right wing nazis who did this

The Italian dago mafia shitskin macaroni referees were bribed by Dmitry Rybolovlev

>>75186180
>T-THE BOMB MADE ME HEAD THE BALL INTO MY OWN GOAL, IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

>is called bender
>scores for the other team

its like pottery, it rhymes

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APOLOGIZE

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>>75186182

>>75186180
>Fuck those kikes for letting them play one day after a bombing.
If they didn't feel ready they should've forfeited.

>>75186194
um... they're GRIEVING?!

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>mfw 4-0 monaco

can monaco go all the way? the last underdog to win it was porto for fuck sake

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If there's any country worth laughing at more than ours it's Cuckmany, thank you for existing and ruining Europe once again and being the laughing stock of the world

>>75186193
>i've always thought for years that you could just find a bunch of really fast niggas who can kick a ball well and kick ass
Are you per chance a part of the English FA?

>>75186167
Underrated

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>>75186201
it gets worse every time I watch it

still don't know wtf he was thinking lmao

>>75186211
he had delayed shellshock and ptsd from the incident, should be a free kick to dortmund

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Is this the meme game of the year so far?

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>>75186172
I am. Especially looking forward to the post-match salt.

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Enter your room, see this, wat do

>this fucking drumming next to the mic

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>>75186093

>implying yall wouldn't

gon need a sauce on that one kraut

>>75186029
The situation is really very sad, the situation in french maternity wards is even more sad. That being said that picture always puts a smile on my face.

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ISLAM'D

>>75186203
Holy fuck I can post

>>75186222
leicester will do them in

Can someone confirm whether any notes were left behind to indicate whether this refereeing was an act of islamic terrorism?

>>75186199
Hey, how was that World Cup 2014 and Euro Cup 2016 going for you?

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I AM LITERALL SHAKING RIGHT NOW. HOW CAN THOSE UEFA CUNTS LET THEM PLAY THIS GAME? THEY HUMILIATE EVERY HUMAN RIGHT BY FORCING DORTMUND TO PLAY AND THEN? AND THEN? THEY REFBALL THEM. NOT ONCE. NOT TWICE. BUT THREE (3) TIMES IN THE FIRST 30 MINUTES.

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR PLASTIC WRESTLEUEFA. THIS FAKE BULLSHIT NEEDS TO END. RIGHT. NOW.

>>75186211
isn't bender playing instead of bartra who is injured

literally isis made this

>>75186220
remontada

>>75186222
Chelsea?

>>75186223
>he says about the current world champion

>ITS NOT MY FAULT I WAS DIVING TOWARDS MECCA

possession football is fucking dead

even tinpot league teams have now the '1 counter = 1 goal' ability

>>75186201
I guess he got...

QURAND

ALLAHU AKBARD

CONVERSED

IMAMD

WOLOLOLO`D

>>75186201
>tfw you will never score a goal like that

>England will have more teams in the semis than Germany

really makes me think

>>75186224
>muh yung pacey black lads

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>>75186201
holy shit wtf

>>75186223
Looks like this spurdö with long legs :DDD

More possession means shit team , right?

First the barca game and now this, is the era of boring spanish football over?

>>75186201
"HE-HE FOUL'D ME"

Dortmund are suffering from shellshock clearly

>>75186235
netflix is overrated

FUCK at least their bus can defend.

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Well Spanish say there is no ugly autogoal.
We have to say it was a good goal.

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>>75186201
Amazing. Goalkeeper doesn't stand a chance

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>every time it shows Bender bitching about nothing

Comedy gold

>>75186201
Seriously what the fuck was he trying to do? How can the ball NOT end up in your own net with a dive like that?

having to play the match a day after getting bombed is a bit harsh isn't it?

monaco will be exposed in the semis desu

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>>75186201
no fucking way man

>it woz tha bombs wot dun it

>>75186180
is this the classic 4chan bait post I heard so much about on the subreddit?

>>75186240
stop financing terrorism

>>75186264

this, thank you based hue

>>75186222
chelsea was a major underdog when they won it beating barcelona and bayern on their way

>>75186235
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP

>>75186275
Yes, but it will be at the hands of Lester, so, for a great cause.

>>75186235
Ask her to turn the game on.

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Dortmund would need Kult-Kloppo "Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp to win this, do you guys agree?

They dont deserve this tbqh

Black African hooga booga fucking white Aryan defenders

>>75186246
Crystal Palace could tear apart that shit defence

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>>75186242
dumb bosniak

>go to dortmund
>sit in their big stand
>forced to wear a shitty plastic coat
>forced to sit behind some dickhead waving a flag for 90 minutes
>can't even see most of the match
>drone the same boring shitty songs for 90 minutes

why bother?

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>>75186201

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Is the possession meme finally dead?

>>75186223
Mugiwara Sanji

>>75186246
it's just a game bro

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>falling for the possession meme

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>>75186201

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>>75186201

>>75186201
JUST

>>75186249
>>75186286
yeah you're right, forgot about them

>>75186241
I wish

>>75186275
No they'll draw Juve and narrowly beat them

>>75186165
i wish i would see repeats from yesterday instead i have to watch this shity game

is this the end of Dortmund?

>passionate manager leaves and suddenly your 'yellow wall' is dead silent

I hope Tuchel doesn't come to Arsenal. The last thing we need is a meme manager.

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>>75186246
good good, let the butthurt flow through you

>>75186201
It honestly took me half a minute to understand when it happened. I was so fucking confused.

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I love how everyone just whistles at the refs


Why can't we do that here?

Has any team been JUSTed this hard before in a 2 day span?

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>>75186235
make her eat all the eggs

>>75186302
you can't score an own goal if you don't have the ball

Why do germans look so punchable when they're angry?

>>75186201
clinical header

>>75186302
it's been dead since Lesta won the league

Bender still has shrapnell in his brain

>mfw i bet on the bomb victims

isis should have finished the job

>>75186298
b-b-but muh atmosphere

You just know Dortmund will dive for a penalty sooner rather than later.

Charlie Murphy died

>>75186264
>is the era of boring spanish football over?

I think you meant to say the era of retro 80s football using the goalkeeper in a game of keep ball.

>>75185882
Bender just scored a fantastic header in his own net

>>75186298
How many more posts are you going to make about this?

>>75186305
>playing possession football with 3-5-2
WTF is Tuchel thinking? They should be playing counterattack with that formation.

>JARDIM MERCHANT

RIGGED CONFIRMED

>>75186329
so that people won't make us angry

After getting bombed like this they shouldn't park the bus

mor should play at 2nd half. monaco isn't fouling or some shit and their defense is actually soft, also pitch is fine to dribble as its rains like hell

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How do you even allow something named "Mbappe" in Europe?

>>75186302
Has been for a while.

>>75186201
what is he even trying to do? fucking clown

post the 1st goal yo

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>>75186201
this is unreal. they must be still under shock!

>>75186298
Football is literally all they have in Dortmund.
That city has absolutely nothing and I mean NOTHING out of the BVB and its stadium.

>>75186298
Really kills the passion

>>75186340
F

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>>75186201
>>75186266
lel

>>75186316
>we
>fucking Indonesia
Fuck off.

>>75186340
>>75186340
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>>75186340
Holy shit, I remember his storytelling was hella funny

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>"FOUL! FOUL!"

What did he mean by this?

>>75186349

fuck off hans and answer my question

>Bombrussia

>>75186312
considering that last time, Juve narrowly beat them I'd be ok with this

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>>75186351
>Mor should play

stop

>>75186343
thanks for the breaking news, CNN

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NO #bedsforawayfans ANYMORE

>>75186338
Nah you are thinking of buyern.

>>75186343
Thanks