>>75184597
>>75184597
#haitiearthquake
>>75184638
beautiful
I love these threads. I don't have shit though.
>>75184638
that's adorable
>>75184845
last year happens in-between, though, so it's not as relevant anymore
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>75185170
tsu
>>75184638
>there are people on this board who like cats more than dogs
absolutely disgusting
>>75184638
get rekt
>>75185227
Why dog people do this...When there's a cat posted no one goes 'hey you know what this reminds me how much i fucking hate dogs'
They just enjoy the pets they enjoy and stfu
>>75185193
Haha what an absolute dick, when was this?
>>75185345
2011/12, 100 point season for Madrid
Has anyone got the handegg webm of the black guy doing a body feint and the other guy just falling over?
>>75188783
the literal GOAT
>>75188909
HOLY SHIT LMAO
>>75188432
AmeriLads help me out.
>>75190774
all I have is this
>>75191530
lmao
>>75191530
wheezy laugh
When, where and who tho?
>>75191674
last Tour de France
can't say who, though
>>75184638
It's clearly a fumble but :
>Unnecessary roughness
>Defense White doggo
>10 yards penalty
>Automatic first down
Stupid doggo, Burfict tier move
>>75188960
amazing
>>75191903
ouch
>>75184638
Cats are gay.
>>75193737
>>75188893
what even happens in this situation?
>>75184749
>fight
if these nigger football league pussies had actual balls theyd take their fuckin helmets (and maybe even pads) off when shit gets going. what a fuckin joke that sport has become. the ads, the stoppages, the fans, the players. no class, the refs, the rules.
>>75191603
>nigger not apologizing
why am i not surprised
>>75194439
fuck that old dude not paying attention to the 200+ lbs pro football players running towards him
what's he doing there anyway? probably doesn't even like football desu
>>75193737
>elderer's receding hairline
Sad!
>>75191799
excellent lane integrity from the pigeon, 10/10
>>75184784
BASED
>>75194184
Water boy acted as goalie lol
>>75191831
Is this an old filename or has it just not been noticed?
>>75194439
Waiting for this post. He's on a football field and hits people all the time. The clock doesn't stop to say sorry to people not paying attention on the sidelines.
>tfw you will NEVER impregnate MEW
Why even live bros
>>75199080
so excited for Fargo
>>75188783
Unbelievable how there are people that actually believe Ronaldo can even compete with this man
>>75184636
>ywn be that fucking smooth
>>75199006
cute
>>75198131
Very nice, Marcelinho had so many beautiful goals through his career.
>>75199410
>ywn have a Kellond-Knight to keep you from being retarded
>>75191831
>6 officers and a taser for a dude that only stole a bike
god bless murrica
>>75188909
FUCK this shit never gets old haha
>>75184679
That shit will haunt Boateng forever.
He got totally annihilated.
>>75191002
This deserves Puskas award
>>75199006
I've always had a weird attraction that dwarf thing on Australia
>>75193370
DEJA VU
>>75188812
I'll be honest, I still dont understand it myself
like, if they're blatantly ahead of the defenders or something, fine, but there's been calls where they look perfectly aligned
>>75198329
DELET THIS
>>75202096
I don't think so
>>75184679
good old times when messi didnt look like a turbo autist
>>75204758
Messi has never not looked like an autist
>>75185324
T. Ass blasted weird introverted cat owner.
>>75204755
the forward was offside as shit wtf
>>75204825
*blocks your path*
>>75184638
watched this 50 times in a row
>>75191831
this is fake for any retard out there
>>75188909
One thing that's always got me about this one... How is he happy to jump around and land on the concrete like that?
>>75204825
>that single tire that rolls away
wew
>>75205041
except its not.
>>75185227
Cat owners
>Oh hey look, its a cat, how cute! *plays with cat*
>Oh hey look, its a dog, how cute! *plays with dog*
Dog owners
>Oh look, it's a dog, how cute! *pets dog*
>CATS REEE DOGS ARE MASTER RACE REEEE
calm the fuck down faggot. you'd be hard pressed to find a cat that behaves as shitty as many dogs. many dogs bark often, shit and piss, are just awful. cats are totally different but aren't as fucking stupid. its just different, and pointless to debate the various pros and cons. but goddamn just shut the fuck up. one cute doggo webm doesnt make millions of awesome cats any less awesome.
master race is having a dog, and a cat, and a small child for maximum cuteness
fuck you pet warfare (((hatemonger)))
>>75205225
Imagine thinking writing all this out was a good idea in someone's head. Fucking hell.
>>75196879
thats only 5 nig
>>75205248
damn, you ask her out and her back breaks?
>>75205238
wew
>>75205238
Fucking beautiful.
>webm thread
>a webm about american sports
>proceed to ignore said webm
>>75205292
>>75191674
The cyclist is Adam Yates, from last year's Tour de France.
>>75205230
>>75205399
>grabarz
kek
was this the best tournament in recent times?
>>75196879
finally a pro athlete i can relate to
>>75198376
muh dick
>>75205238
wew lad
>>75205821
FUCK YOU I WAS IN THAT THREAD
>>75205225
>>75198376
more?
sause?
>>75205908
Better skill than Tore Andre Flo tbqh
>>75205503
fucking hell what a cross
absolute perfection
>>75206008
It's the sole reason we have Quaresma. That and him suddenly turning humble
>>75205902
delet
>>75188783
DELET
>>75206213
jesus christ
>>75205225
Typical Cat
>feed me, bitch
>pet me without reciprocation, bitch
>change my litterbox, bitch
>give me stuff to scratch, bitch
>clean up my hair, bitch
Typical Dog
>hi!
>who are you? I love you!
>let's play!
>wow, that was fun! let's eat and drink!
>let's go for a walk!
>hi other people and dogs!
>[pause to piss/take dump]
>OK, let's play some more!
>wow, that was fun! let's eat and drink!
>[goes outside to piss/take dump]
>wew, what a fun day! let's do it again tomorrow! I love you so much! [licks in appreciation]
tl;dr dogs > cats, forever (unless they're tiny dogs, those can get fucked)
>>75184866
What the fuck is happenimg here
>>75206099
>>75206008
Classic Quaresma time!
>>75205925
Buffon can't even be mad.
Muller is just too funny. Such a german oddity.
>>75184620
that's sexual assault!!!!
>>75206609
I was in that match, one of the first goals I remember fondly
>>75184638
if it wasn't a white dog he'd be shot immediately
>>75205043
He`s not landing flat on the pavement.
>>75191799
>ameristats
>>75206278
kek
>>75206964
what an actor is Tom Hanks
>>75205238
>her boobs bouncing in slow mo
Nice
>>75205908
There's nothing in the rulebook about dogs not being eligible players!
>>75207415
Damm you, you got me.
>>75191002
That thrown-in is majestic
>>75188893
lmao he was doing his best to not hand ball it too
>>75205043
true
>>75207915
>Jordi_el_niño_polla_gets_to_the_USA.webm
>>75206213
what the fuck? what is this from?
>>75188909
shit had me in tears, but why did he do it? he coulda killed that kid hahaha
>>75188783
he would never scored like that in Serie A
>>75208082
;_;
someone post tim williams superman sack
>>75205503
>Quaresmas career summed up in one move
>>75206213
i dont know whether to laugh or be embarrassed for him
>>75205908
based doggo
>>75206213
he is just grabbing something under the chair.
but she is pretty hot
>>75206999
pay denbts.
Would you give this penalty?
>>75206609
>>75205503
>le cross outside man
>>75208258
Yes because it was scripted
>>75208258
the reasons I would give it is because
>marquinhos leg is behind suarez while marquinhos arm is in front
>not touching suarez would have left him alone vs the keeper in very clear goal chance
>marquinhos had no way to reach the ball and only put his arm over suarez to impede him play/shoot in the box = penalty
>and there was actually a bit of contact leg to leg
suarez dived at minimal contact but marquinhos was stupid to even give suarez the opportunity to dive, but his only other choice was allowing him shoot at goal since suarez had already won that ball. Even marquinhos knew he had fucked up
>>75207810
ok that's pretty good, but...
>spanish league defense
>>75208094
playing against Atletico
>>75184679
Messi: inspiring short guys everywhere
>>75208082
>ywn make a london qt so wet
>>75193978
We deserved it. We're like Arsenal - a team full of fucking pretty boys with no spirit, no desire, no determination, no character, no anything.
We deserved every single painful loss of that tournament.
Meanwhile Wales were spirited, gutsy, brilliant, determined, full of vigour, full of belief, full of energy and ideas, full of aggression.
England will probably always be shit to be honest. It doesn't look like we're going to change any time soon.
>>75198167
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>>75198139
fkn kek
>>75209210
that was against psg...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5eH04r9_Wo
>>75184845
Went through all of the emotions
>surprise
>disbelief
>self-hatred
>acceptance
>>75208003
his dick was so hard
>>75205914
out of all the players you could have mentioned why flo
>>75205238
WEW
E
W
LADS
A
D
S
>>75207915
every time
>>75209210
that was in the champions league against PSG, you fucking leaf
>>75185324
cause cat owners are beta as fuck and they know it. cats are for women
>>75205225
shut up faggot
>>75208803
Watching Quaresma makes me sad. It's plain as day to see that there is a world beater hidden in there, but it's too late for him to come out.
>>75190774
https://youtu.be/gfP-rEBn4WA
>>75211162
Quaresma would have been better than Ronaldo IF he had his devotion to the game
Porto tried to give him dignity, but he screwed at Inter
>>75199046
That's what happens when you try to hit a driver off the deck. Idiot.
>>75210511
did she died?
>>75185227
>>75193446
Cats are great, but you have to force them outside a lot, so they keep vermin at bay, Cats are great animals, you'd always want a couple around.
>>75206119
That's a bay.
>>75192438
>Unnecessary roughness
Should've said unnecessary ruffness
You had one job Pierre
>>75206119
Paid actor.
>>75212867
fucking barca scum
>>75212889
>Mascherano
It's pretty much expected of him. Him and Luis Suárez are pure scum.
>>75205674
Good boy ramirez
>>75212867
I mean he obviously flopped, but what Ronaldo did is basically what got Beckham a red card in the World Cup, so you can't really blame Mascherano for trying the sell it.
>>75208258
Let's be honest, with this angle at this speed I would
>>75208258
I would just to teach this basolutly retarded defender to not put a fucking hand on the attackar in these circumstances, any decent attacker would have felt there and it's up to the ref to decide
Anyone have the Johnny Knox crack webm?
>>75208258
no, he didnt pull him nor ran right into him, nor touched him with his feet, running in proximity of another player with minimal contact must be allowed
>>75208398
this is what makes soccer the gayest sport in the world
>>75208398
>la liga refereeing
using your body is a valid mean to defend. the body contact is minimal and it wouldn't even be close to a foul anywhere else on the pitch
>>75213067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i54HuclIMpE
>he didnt pull him
put his arm over a defender that had won the ball position
>nor ran right into him
he actually did if you watch the direction they were running
>nor touched him with his feet
marquinhos knee against suarez calf at 0:42
>minimal contact must be allowed
not if it's a foul
>>75211162
Still has more trophies for his national team than Messi...
Being a gypsy did not help his career. Not because of racism against him. But really because gypsies aren't used to the concept of working hard and thus he survived his whole damn career based on his talent and nothing more.
He will go out in history as one of the most accomplished gypsies akin to the like of other talented gypsies such as Django Reinhardt and so on.
>>75191002
if you saw this in shaolin soccer you would laugh at it and deem it impossible
>>75213252
no matter how much you try to damage control its obvious refball to anyone not invested in the teams
>>75211504
sry bb
>>75213604
>Django Reinhardt
The problem with Quaresma is that he has too many fingers (on his feet).
He's only half gypsy btw
>>75206964
>the look on Lahm's face as he knows Messi is being autistic behind him
>>75212867
I still don't understand how TSU manages to rotate his entire body with just his ass.
>>75215385
Many years of training. He's the first to arrive and the last to cum
>>75205914
DELET THIS
>>75209507
bilbao
>>75206609
DELETE THIS
>>75206447
delet
>>75208082
>>75212867
why do they both poke him in the ear?
>>75198934
i miss this threads
>>75206609
wtf happened
>>75191799
The stat sheet always gets me.
>>75184712
so satisfying.
>no audio streams allowed
fukkin' hiroshijewt
>>75214716
>tie
>>75219008
>Boreball is so boring that the players end up stacking cups to keep themselves from committing suicide
>>75208082
the way that girl looks at him...... damn....
>>75198376
Oh God yes
>>75205503
>>75206609
>>75208803
>>75213604
>Gypsies_first_instinct_is_always_to_cross_you.webm
>>75206708
seriously as hilarious as it is how is that faget not in jail?
>>75205503
>three toe cross
fuck I missed that
>>75212830
Is that a homer or a double?
>>75211455
she ran headfirst into a brick wall. How fast do horses run, like 60 mph? Good thing she was wearing a helmet
>>75206447
>Jarita
>>75214716
>can fake the shot
>still miss the fucking shot
this """""sport""""" is a meme
>>75212867
>When you realise Real are the good guys
>>75191765
kek
>>75212867
>>75208258
>>75205801
Fucking disgusting.
>>75188893
vintage hue
>>75191002
take a bow son
>>75191530
inside job
>>75204825
noone will remember this tomorrow
>>75205801
vintage leliga
>>75204758
Check that webm again, he want autismo mode as soon as he scored.
>>75222784
Ground rule double
>>75219557
the game went to overtime and Croatia lost
>united
>you now remember this
>>75224390
lmao he was a knee injury away from becoming the highest paid gk in history
>>75224390
He was always shit
>>75184664
>people still think this wasn't a catch
>>75184712
this is gorgeous
>>75224423
Lmao I made a thread about this a few days ago
>>75184712
my dick
>>75188823
what happened?
>>75207937
Why is he so perfect, bros?
>>75205399
>grab arse
>>75216616
Obligatory
>>75230308
>that fat chick in the background
>>75207810
>0 balon d'ors
criminal
>>75206964
at the very least PDD-NOS
WHY DO THESE THREADS ALWAYS DIE AFTER MY POSTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75231306
is argentina white?
>>75231306
Thank you for posting best sport
>>75231415
>Pass by Cech for a Fiberglass goal against Arsenal
Absolute pottery
>>75231422
cheers
>>75231403
we all look like the guy in >>75231267
>>75231628
queefs btfo
>>75206609
>>75208803
>>75213604
>>75205503
Should I do some more Quaresma webums?
Classic Quaresma? or post-Dubai Quaresma?
>>75194184
that happened in the fourth division of brazilian league. The team was needing the goal but de masseur of the other team dindn't let he score
>>75231856
Ele estava a perguntar que consequencias teve essa ação, o time foi desqualificado? Nada?
He was asking what consequences did that action brought, the team got DQ? Nothing?
>>75188783
la liga goalkeeping
>>75231026
>ROW
>Ferell
I'm confused
>>75233849
Will Ferell is an American.
>>75233849
rest of world
>>75231107
>crowd goes mad
kek
Reminder that Le Tissier is the most gifted player of the EPL era
>>75235115
same game, second goal
>>75230288
I remember high school soccer practice
>>75198376
How many of those books has she read?
thank you based canadian webm maker
>>75204989
>>75235467
HO-LE FACK
>>75231932
The team was excluded from the fourth division and the other was classified to the next phase.
>>75231852
What a madman. I'll never understand what happened to his career. He seemed so above everyone else and still does when he plays.
A HomeRun from Japan~
>>75241188
He's inconsistent in his exhibitions. He either plays shit or then he get a perfect day and turns the game into the Quaresma Show.
The game agaisnt Estonia was one of those, even the TSU man in good shape got overshadowed by him.
His much more team player now, the problem is that now he doesn't have the speed he had before.
That's why I divide his career in pre-Dubai and post-Dubai. When he went to dubai it seemed over, moving to a club for the money only, he only played 6 months, not even injured, just stopped playing and training. Then he decides to come back home. Fat as fuck, out of shape, coming from a 6 month vacation in Dubai, to play sub for Porto.
But he was much more humble, much more aware that he needed his teammates.
He never recovered the speed he had, but a player with his talent and technique can turn into a great distributor, and keep doing what he likes.
Super interesting player though, in and off the pitch. Also don't forget how influent this guy was to Ronaldo. Quaresma was Ronaldo's rival at the Sporting Academy, and Quaresma was always topping Ronaldo.
>>75185227
>people
liberals aren't people
>>75184620
seriously whats wrong with this guy
Someone post that webm of that steard missing a perfect pass
>>75230532
>that fat chick in the foreground
>>75205225
>being this autistic
>>75184749
Those refs have some massive testicles
>>75207810
>David Luiz
>>75193737
literally autsim: the webm
>>75231852
all quaresma webms are welcome. Definition of a highlights player
>>75198376
>Americans wear shoes on bed
>>75204812
you can't be offside if your level with the ball you fucking burger
>>75207937
tsafack?
>>75228829
that's the Quarterback trying to block/tackle and getting absolutely trucked after an interception. Seeing quartebacks do anything other than being a quarterback is hilarious. it's like the equivalent of a goalkeeper leaving his goal and trying to score.
>>75224580
>didn't maintain ball control to the ground
Yes, people think it wasn't a catch because it wasn't.
>>75184638
I hurt dogs for fun.
>>75211162
he got what he deserved
being able to do funny tricks and being very good with the ball is nothing without football intellect or making the right choices, on the grass or outside.
and it's clear on the pitch that he doesn't have the vision to do something great with his talent
>>75207810
what game was this? why do they just let him jog past and stand there? were they already losing 0-3?
>>75216616
thank you
>>75198376
>shoes in bed
>>75205043
when I was younger I used to play goal keeper and dive around on concrete, had bruises/scabs everywhere but it never really bothered me nor did it hurt.