Kickoff: Wednesday, 12.4.2017 (delayed from 11.4.2017) at 20:45 CEST (18:45 UTC)
Stadium: Signal-Iduna-Park, Dortmund
Who >munegu here?
Monaco easy win tbqh.
>>75182718
2-4
Dortmund are going to get even more BTFO than yesterday.
>AS Monaco
I've been watching football for decades and this is the first time I've heard of them. Weird.
I think it might be a blowout, the Dortmund players will get all psyched up and then collapse, basically Brazil 2014
>dortmund's average age is 19
>they all witnessed a terrorist attack a mere 20 hours ago
>bartra ded
yeah, this will totally end well.
>>75182790
Were you in a coma in 2004?
>>75182881
I had a gf and we smoked weed and fucked like rabbits back then.
Now I'm all alone drinking rum and posting on a mongolian shadow dancing forum all day.
Fml..
>>75182907
wie alt bist du
3-3
"it was a firecracker"
>>75182907
at least you havent been beheaded in the street with a blunt butterknife by a smelly middle easterner yet :^)
Could this be one of the most goal heavy matches of CL history?
Both teams have shit defense and only know how to go forward and score being all offensive
>inb4 another bomb
>>75183578
it's so obvious that it will be a 4-3 that in reality it will be a 0-1 with falcao pen
i-is Reus fit?
>>75183614
>it was just a prank bro
;_;
>>75183715
>faped too much
>>75182718
Kick-Off is at 18:45 CEST you idiot
>>75182846
m8, UEFA forced the 1985 final to be played while fans were literally dying on the field, so some bus being bombed is not something they give a signle fuck
*blocks your path*
Let's hope Dortmund don't... cave in.
dortmund 0-0 monaco
>>75184414
Anata no baka, either dirtmund is going to choke hard because of muh ptsd or they are going to win 1-0 or 2-1.
>>75184414
>Last time Monaco hasn't score a goal in a match was against Leverkusen in december when they already knew they'd finish first of the group and put on the C team
>The only other official match of the season where they didn't score a goal was against Nice in september
Bürki, Bender, Dembélé, Guerreiro, Aubameyang, Kagawa, Sokratis, Piszczek, Ginter, Schmelzer, Weigl
Bench: Weidenfeller, Sahin, Mor, Pulisic, Merino, Passlack
>>75184143
>UEFA forced the 1985 final to be played while fans were literally dying on the field
what
Just imagine if Monaco score and the player does some kind of celebration that could be interpreted as bomb-like or something without thinking about it
Imagine the uproar
>>75184534
It's a shame the match isn't against United. Just for the off chance, that there'd be a Pogboom tweet if he scored a blooter.
>>75184545
>manchester united
>anywhere near the champions league
kek just the idea has me crying tears of laughter
>>75184521
Platini celebrating this ref'd penalty while dozens of people died some minutes ago was so much fun
>>75184493
>Sahin, Mor
they shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the stadium desu
I don't trust them
>>75184571
Surely Dembele has to be a Muslim too.
Monaco already won
>>75184580
>Dembélé's mother is of Mauritanian and Senegalese descent, while his father is from Mali.
yeah, possibly
but Dembele is too good to be left out, so we'll have to take the risk with him
How cringe will the pre-start "let's stand in unison and show we will not succumb to terrorism" thing be?
>>75184571
Yeah, fishy that the terrorists knew exactly when and where to set off the bombs
Sounds like someone at Dortmund was in on it
>>75184604
will there be a minute of silence?
I mean, nobody died and Bartra, the only one injured, has already left the hopsital.
Seems a bit overdramatic...
>>75184603
why are all players called dembele so good while players called sissoko are all shit
>>75184621
Probably not a minute of silence, but something.
>>75184621
policeman was injured too mate
gotta have a minute of silence for our brave public servants getting hurt in the line of duty
Draw would be good for dortmund after the terror attack yesterday tbqh
I need monaco, leicester and real to win desu senpai
place your bets on stadium attendance, gentlemen. i say 25k.
>>75184645
>real
scum
>Lothar claiming Germany didn't play the week following the France game because of the bombings there, not because there was a warning that day
>>75184649
72k
>>75184621
dortmund didn't even give england a minute of silence when the attack in london happened ahead of the germany vs england friendly some weeks back
and there were actual casualties there
so probably not
>blowing this thing THIS MUCH out of proportion to keep up the victim charade
#EchteLiebeKGaA
>>75184666
full house after this attack, a postponed game and the possibility of getting full refunds for tickets? optimistic desu
>>75184705
>get some big czech firecrackers thrown at bus
>BOMBENANSCHLAG AUF DEN BVB-BUS! MEHRERE SPRENGSÄTZE DETONIERT!
>>75184521
ok, my bad, saying "on the field" was an exageration
they were dying in the stands instead
any streams up?
>>75184748
ah, what a relief
>>75184713
>25k attendance for the better attendance team in world
you're very pessimistic, are you dare i say it, terrorised ?
>>75184771
yeah, I know, that was very mean from me, I'm quite ashamed now that I think about it
>>75184562
>Platini celebrating this ref'd penalty while dozens of people died some minutes ago was so much fun
He sounds like the kind of guy who would rig multiple CL draws
>>75184745
>>75184705
>nail bombs
>IS letters
>one guy almost got a head shot
>it was just a prank lol stop over reacting
Who /Bernardo Silva/ here?
>>75184828
he's finished
it's all about mbappe nowaways
>>75184828
Me. I'm Bernardo Silva
>>75184835
it's all about mbappe only since they played against Manchester and the English media suddenly discovered him and went full retard once again, blowing everything out of proportions, if I dare say
>>75184835
>Memebappe
Who /Lemar/ here?
>>75184810
>IS letters
As if means anything. IS will claim responsibility for everything. Your Bratwurst was undercooked? IS did it. Your toilet is overflowing? IS did it. Some fuckhead plants a big firecracker? IS did it.
Given that nothing serious happened in the end, the attack is pretty similar to the average fan ape out. Sure it was a bit more extreme due Barta injury but no need to blow this shit further up.
>Dortmund wear Bartra shirts after he sustains injuries in a terrorist attack
>Liverpool wear Suarez shirts because he called Evra a nigger and the FA were investigating it
>>75184893
>the cucked caliphate of germany
>>75184907
>still 25x fewer murders than the land of the free
>>75184893
>heh they tried to wipe out a football team but they didn't succeed so it's nothing really haha
Apologist.
Dortmund's defense is utter shit tier while Monaco scored like 200 goals this season ...
>no Bartra
wtf??
I heard Bartra has been in explosive form
Did the Muslim not see the refugee welcome banner that Dortmund fans fly at home games?
>>75184938
he fapped too much on /h/
>based Piszczek will score, BVB wins, mulsims BTFO, Europe is save again
Is UEFA going to try and make some statement on equality pre-match?
>>75184920
The point is that I don't want hours of coverage before, during and after a football games.
There's news channels for that.
>>75184944
kek
Who F/a/lcao here?
>>75184893
true, i burned my tongue on hot food and a day later isis came and claimed responsibility
>>75184954
Bet on it
>>75184954
We have to do that before every European match anyway.
Germany, I... we all know that you people are capable. The way you were dealing with Semites in the past..
The current menace must be stopped. Only you have the power... the rest of us promise to look the other way this time
Any stream l/a/ds ?
>>75184893
stupid rationalization. look at the environment. this wasn't about soldiers patrolling in a humvee through afghanistan, it was football players getting attacked by ied's in their home town. you might laugh and say it was just crackers. but show me fire crackers that throw metal bolts over 100m and pierce through cars. even if nothing serious happened - somebody tried to kill them. i wonder if some people here would act that funny if somebody tried to kill them.
>UEFA asks Bartra to film a segment for their "No to Racism" campaign
>"Say no to racism, islamophobia on the other hand...."
>UEFA has to cut him off
>>75184893
>Sure it was a bit more extreme due Barta injury but no need to blow this shit further up.
That's the type of mentality that lets the terrorists win
>>75182846
>tfw i as a customer really want them to win
islamic terrorism really brings us closer together
>>75184997
it's already too late, problem is really beyond solving
>>75182846
Apologies starting early today. How's the stock doing?
>>75184893
Yeah well, there were nails in these "big firecrackers" one ended in a seats head rest. That could have been the head of a player.
>>75184964
F/a/lcao and Hik/a/ge here
>>75185025
pls giv picture
Sahin laid bombs and still can't play
>>75184621
Probably they enter to the field with some stupid banner
>>75185025
it was all in good fun just some friendly pranks
hello
streaming
streams.notahoneypot.me
As-salāmu ʿalaykum my friends, may Allah (ʿalayhi as-salām) himself watch over us tonight and ensure we enjoy a good match.
Reminder that Monaco are in the QF because Pep decided to sit on a 2 goal lead with 5 attackers and 1 defensive mid
Tuchel just said some players aren't fazed at all but others could not even sleep. So who are the pussies? Probably Ginter, he looks like he's about to cry all the time.
Starting lineups?
>>75185020
top kek what would you people even accept? and if a meteorite fell on the dortmund stadium, you would still call it an apology and blame tuchel if the game was cancelled.
>>75185010
Considering Bild are saying Bender replaced Bartra, surely Ginter would have played anyway.
>>75185072
How old is the Monaco team?
Because it's not only your precious little innocent boys affected by this, you apologist Dortcuck.
>>75185059
Love you but how do I make your stream "smaller"? It's so big, I wish I could make it a bit smaller so I could have both /sp/ and the stream up on one monitor, since I'm a poorfag I only have one.
How many bongs from now?
>>75185060
Mashalla brother
>>75185068
Ginter still hasn't realized that something exploded next to the bus
>>75185084
9 bings
>Pulisic killed by terrorists
>Trump tomahawks German refugee camps
>>75185081
ah you got me. hearing about this incident and being the target of it surely has the same effect.
I hope some massive memers use some massive firecrackers inside and outside the stadium.
Dortmund fans should be used to it anyway, they do it all the time.
>>75182718
no thanks wont watch this garbage
>>75184997
>somebody tried to kill them
Someone laughably incompetent. Some idiots throwing stones (like in Cologne) could've caused the same/worse injuries to the players. Does it matter whether they tried to kill them or just hurt them very bad or were too dumb to recognize what their actions might cause? Dumb fans throw shit on the pitch all the time and even coins can cause serious injury.
Given the end result, it's a story for police/investigators not football.
>>75185102
It's all right, now you got nothing to lose! :-)
If you lose, blame the bus!
If you win, praise the little buttboys for being so brave!
They should just hand over Pulisic to the Muslims, let them have their way with the American devil and spare the others.
>>75185083
you can open
https://media.streams.notahoneypot.me/s1.m3u8
in the video player of your choice and adjust as you wish
>>75185132
>this flag
>this url
Uhh oh.
hmm
>>75182718
i'm predicting 4-2 many goals in this match desu famalamadingdong
Insha'Allahu everybody
>>75185132
Awesome, cheers
The terrorists have cut the COMMENTARY FEED
where is official thread ?
>3 at the back
Monaco already won
PREDICTION
>1-0 Aubameyang 45'
>1-1 Mbappe 60'
>1-2 Mbappe 80'
>1-3 Falcao 85'
>no Poolisic
Dortmund 5-0
>tfw no Tuchel bf
just end me senpai ;_;
In the commentary they said that the bomber was an Iraqi man. Is that true?
>>75185059
Holy shit, it's smooth. Thanks, mate.
>No Pulisic
4-0 to Monaco
Please tell me someone capped the refugees welcome banner
>>75185205
0-0
2 yellow cards
9 corners
>>75185197
threads going to be a /pol/ shitfest
whats the point?
>Piszczek as winger
Since when?
>>75185132
>>75185059
I see you a lot now, you stream pretty much every match. Why do you do this? Are you just being nice and helpful?
What do you gain?
>>75185217
it was mexican, weird huh?
>81,360 capacity
holy fuck i didn't realise they had such a big stadium. thought it was 40k villa tier
>>75185223
Shut up Abdullah.
cant find the match online, and is the start time 12:45 or 1?
>>75185237
1 minute ago
>>75185222
trips confirm
>>75185229
>he didn't knew average attendance is 79k
>>75185217
why are they trying to hide the fact it was a privileged white man
I believe dortmund will win
>>75185226
eternal salvation in the afterlife
>ginter
time to cut a hole in my pants so mmmbop slides in easier
>>75185229
Always room in Germany :)
>>75185229
It's the biggest stadium (capacity-wise) in Germany.
81.360 Signal Iduna Park Dortmund
75.024 Allianz Arena München
74.649 Olympiastadion Berlin
>>75185225
Since Durm's ded, though it's also at RWB
Is Monaco a loved, hated or nobody gives a shit about them in France?
Go Moneyco
Terrorist attack inc. Praise kek.
MATCHTHREAD WHEN YOU FAGGOTS?
>>75184955
>lalala I don't want to hear anything reality related
You should feel ashamed cuck boy
>Guerreiro vs Bernardo Silva
>PulisGOD not starting
Dortmund going to lose
>>75185260
there was one, but ISIS bombed it away ;_;
>>75185257
very popular because they are the only one who can pretend to win the league against psg
>>75185249
That sounds pretty good, hope you get that. Thanks for the generosity buddy.
>>75185257
Not loved, not hated, they're on the good guy side
Piszczek will score. The numbers are on my side today.
>>75185267
its too dangerous for him. hes worth too much to risk him getting bombed again.
>>75185257
They have an average attendance of like 6k in Ligue 1 so no one even gives a shit about them in Monaco let alone France.
finished my revision for the day for a night of comfy CL football
>>75185261
That's not what I said, but whatever, shareholder cuck.
This pitch does fackin slip
>>75185267
Super sub la
Mbappe will rek 'em
>>75184649
where are you bitch ?
>>75185252
yeah i'm really surprised it's bigger than bayers
always liked the stadium but somehow it doesn't look massive
Reminder: We want Dortmund to win. They deserve this victory for being so brave and surviving the ISIS bombing.
>>75185290
Literally Martial 2.0.
Will be sitting on United's bench in 2 years time.
YES
>>75185292
In the stadium maybe
>obama missing a 100% chance
"nailed it"
>>75185301
#YNWA #EchteLiebe #FuckKommerz
DAE Monaco - Lester final
Getting a horrible feeling that Madrid are going to defend the trophy, lads.
>>75185304
Unfortunately quite possible
>>75185301
Monaco are /ourguys/
>>75185315
Der Klassiker Bayern - Dortmund confirmed in CL finals
All Germans are cucked
All the remaining testicles that were left in the entire nation of Germany now lay under 10 feet of dirt in Russia
>>75185317
old lady will slip and break her hip.
barca-bvb in the finals.
>>75185315
UEFA won't allow it.
monaco is the true patrician team, their hooligans are millionaires
The 2 usual Monaco wingers are ded so they might not be as offensive as usual
Tow shit teams where's the juve game thread?
>>75185331
>a literal dentist
>>75185334
>I THOUGHT IT WOULD START 18:45 Greenwich+1
it did.
its currently running.
>>75185331
>nazis were the good guys lmao XD
/pol/ was a mistake
>fährt man
>3-5-2 German vs 4-4-2 French
Final result: 3-1
>>75185315
Bayern-Juve is objectively the best final.
>>75185315
Nah, if UEFA stays out of it (unlikely) I think Juventus - Bayern is possibru
>>75185333
UEFA were sucking Lestah off during the quarter final draw
>>75185334
2bb040a6908cfaa274240e61e3fadc52554b98d9
>>75185331
>I've visited /pol/ once: The Post
Heard a lot of Germans opened up their houses to Monaco fans last night.
While we enjoy this appetizer, which main course will you be dining on tonite?
A savory meme stew of Atletico and Lestah or the international staple fare of Reddít Madrid vs Merkel's Mercs?
>>75185340
they didn't score a lot of goals in the champions league apart from the city games
and that was on pep
all brits are cucked
all the remaining testicles that were left in the entire nation of britain now lay under the bed of the rotherham paki rape victims
I remember when Monaco had that goalkeeper I really liked, Fabien Barthez it was
>>75185059
Greatest ally
>>75185338
Yes, the policemen working at the Monaco stadiums are rich as fuck because they throw rolex, iphones and shit like that to them
>>75185317
As much as I dislike Bayern they are probably going to win over Madrid
>>75185369
Best teams this season. Would probably a battle for the treble.
>>75185364
Definitely Bayern - Real. Feel like it's a night for Robben.
>>75185375
>no Lewandowski & Hummels
nah
>>75185349
>3-5-2 German vs 4-4-2 French
i thought they have 11 players on the field. why do they play with only 10?
>>75185059
not falling for your stuxnet, mossad
made myself some pizza lads.
unfortunately it experienced some third degree burns...
stream where
What minute is your stream on?
>>75185346
>there's "good guys"
Where is reus?
>>75184622
what if some team bought all the dembeles and played them up front, that would be pretty neato
>>75185401
12:45
>>75185401
17.
i got the premium ++ package
Was there a minute of silence for his JO hand?
>>75185401
13:40
>>75185392
i already have spanish viewers though, i don't really need you
i need to expand my autistic map of streamwatchers
>>75185404
Dortmund and Leicester
ronaldo7 dortmund monaco
>>75185401
15:47
dortmund just scored
Chelsea can beat both of these teams easily.
>>75185394
Just eat the topping with pasta
>>75185363
we like to let foreign people into our houses
>>75185385
With Bayern's depth that's hardly a problem
>>75185410
>>75185415
>poorfag streamers about to get spoiled itt
>>75185410
Good, don't want to be late on any shitposting
>>75185401
>streaming
Truly plebeian
era
>>75185401
HT analysis is on currently
and what a HT it was!
ERA
BENULDY
Benulty
JUST
ERA
R
A
>>75185424
You meant Monaco..
Dive
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
THATS A TERROR ATTACK
ERA PELAN
mbapped
BENULTY
>Socrates papastathopolokpololpopolous
Dortmund have... BLOWN IT
lmao peno
E R A
R
A
>>75185401
Just realized there are no overlay on my stream.
Dumb greek
ERA PENAL
REFBALL
THANK YOU ISLAM!
INSHALLAH!
MONACO ARE WORKING FOR ISIS
BALL
DON'T
LIE
BALL DON'T LIE
>Crapinho
generous penalty desu
NO ERA
Penal
>>75185401
Just about to kick off. Bale picked up a knock in the warm up though
PHILOSOPHY
>Not even on target
>KEEEEEEK
first time he misses a pen in years
>flopiniho
ARE YOU SERIOUS FUCK YOU WTF
>Crabinho
lel
that fucking touch
WHAT
FUCKING MISSED HAHAHAHAHA
MONACO IS FINISHED
DIRTMOUTH WINS
Zaza tier tip kek
KEK
>Fabinho >Fabinho >Fabinho >Fabinho >Fabinho >Fabinho >Fabinho >Fabinho >Fabinho >Fabinho >Fabinho >Fabinho >Fabinho >Fabinho >Fabinho >Fabinho >Fabinho >Fabinho >Fabinho >Fabinho >Fabinho >Fabinho >Fabinho >Fabinho >Fabinho
CANT STUMP THE BVB
YOU TERRORISTS CANT DEFEAT US
lul
the ball don't lie
>trusting niggers
lmao
JUST
BALL DONT LIE
>fabinho has a heart for terror victims
what nice lad :3
lmoa
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK
>>75185404
Yes we were the good guys and we won. You are so hungry for attention that you behave like an edgy teenager. Go ready a fucking book.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sorry lads my fault, I've got a bet on first half goals.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE TERRORISTS LOSE AGAIN
it would be comfy to move to monaco and become a monaco supporter
lmao nice penaldo and miss
he missed on purpose
>>75185481
Yeah, he was definitely looking for it. Went down as soon as there was a bit of contact.
Btw, if you guys need to same videos from twitter for the goals and shit
>use mobile version of twitter
>clik on the video
>right clik --> save as video
Then you have to remove the audio with webm for retards, sadly.
Lemar is a future GOAT
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
no era anyway
Awesome spaghetti
just realised its GOAT commentator yes but i can help think of robot wars every time he gets excited
DIVERISTY AND HOPE: 1
TERRORISTS: 0
>not letting a white player shoot penalties
Oh, wait..
>Fabinho
>>75185511
>tfw massive on unders today because all you fucking memers pushed the odds
>FAPINHO
>>75185513
If you are rich, sure.
A simple glass of water costs like 20€ in Monaco
Monaco gonna win IMO
>>75185493
17. minute
>FUCKING MISSED HAHAHAHAHA
>MONACO IS FINISHED
>DIRTMOUTH WINS
/sp/ in a nutshell
YESSSSS
>>75185518
>same
Save
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
>faginho
dirtmund look shit
fucking hell
Would have had a massive cashout if that went in.
will they fix it for dortmund to win the CL now?
>Fabinho didn't missed a single benulty this year
>until now
mmmmBOP
Why the fuck falcao didn't kicked the ball?
No era ?
1/2
BOOM
TOOOOOORRrrr
embarrassing goal desu lads
>>75185518
what's with her mouth, did she have a stroke?
Was he even trying to score?
>DIRTMUND
ahahahaha can anyone be more SHOOK
MBOPPPPPPP
lmao
D I R T M U N D
>MBRAAAAAAAAAPE
>letting nigger taking penalties
KEKED
MBAPP
>dirtmund
BASED
HOLY FUCKING HELL THAT WAS EMBARRASSING
Fuck me this defense is going to kill me
>Dirtmund defending
LMAO WHAT A STRIKE
REFBALL
MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE
This is what I'm talking about.
Monaco is offensive AS FUCK.
Across Europe they have the HIGHEST amount of goals per match
Fuck me that guy was fast
BRAAAP
Is this europa league?
>Mbappe
called it suckers
MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE MBAPPE
SHAREHOLDERS BTFO
DOOOBOPDOOBYDOPDOOBOP
FUCK YEAH MONEYCO
BBBRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
FUCK YOU ISIS
>bullshit penalty
>offside goal
For fuck's sake UEFA, they survived a terrorist attack yesterday.
>>75185545
It's Leicester's year lad
APOLOGIZE
Refball
Can somebody PLEAAASSSEEE explain to me how footballers are continually this stupid?
Has nobody learnt that deliberately slow/short approaches always end in missed penalties?
I've seen numerous instances of this at all levels of football in recent weeks, let alone months.
offside lmaooooo
>be german
>get bombed
>MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE >MBAPE
SO OFFSIDES
REFUGEES WELCOME IN THE GOAL
offside kek
>shitmund
CLEAR OFFSIDE
The german defense did nothing wrong
REFBALL AGAINST TERROR VICTIMS
REF CONFIRMED FOR ISIS
ARREST HIM
REFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALLREFBALL
>offside goal
AHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED SHAREHOLDER NIGGERS
>BVB LOSING THEIR SHIT
>...
>1:7 INCOMING
>OFFSIDE
KEEEEEEEK
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DORTMUND GETTING BLOW AWAY YET AGAIN
>>75185550
could have killed him la
fuck was that bullshit
>borderline offside
I think you'll find it's 'blatantly offside'
refball
REFBALL WINS AGAIN
is offside not a thing in dortmund?
>the year of refablling
was that offside? i wasn't watching my own stream
>>75185579
mmm yes m'dear, quite exquisite
Silva to barca next year la
i love mbappe but that offside is ridiculous
REFS DON'T LIE
Fucking offside, this fucking ref, did terrorist pay him or something?
I can't even imagine the pain of being a dortmund fan
>>75185550
Spaghetti x2
>The city of Dortmund
Why are they playing
they are all literally still shell shocked
>this commentator on fox sports saying he was clearly onside
>dirtmund
Offside goal, but Dirtmund deserves it for that shambolic defending.
Well that was clearly offside
What's up with portuguese managers and winning due to reffball ?
>>75185629
The ref IS the terrorist
Time to sell guys
that fucking lucky goal
>Lemar chokes and refuses an obvious kick to the goal
>center instead
>lucky bounce on MBappé
>he was offside anyway
>Mbappe was born in 1998
Dortmund look so shit
> THEY STILL DONT RATE MONACO
Offside.
>>75185531
imagine being in monaco's goal end during home games, abusing rivals and referees while surrounded by millionaires drinking champagne and eating caviar, and maybe get into some fist fights after the game
true patrician football la
Will this finally be the comeuppance for the Disgrace of Malaga?
PUT PULISIC IN YOU FUCKING FRAUD
MBAPPE TO LIVERPOOL
why are they refballing dortmund?
>>75185593
Are those russian domesticated foxes?
>offside not flagged
Dortmund will be feeling so angry they could spontaneously combust.
Mobile stream of this?
football officiating is so terrible
why is this allowed
holy shit /spuh/ why didn't anyone tell me dortmund played boring gay soccer before I bought this jersey?
What does the Borussia bit of their name mean in English? Same for Bayer/Bayern.
refball
why are non-bald italian refs so shit?
the absolute state of dirtmound defending
>>75185648
i feel you
Holy shit Dortmund defence is bad as fuck
Monaco IN
Offside, terroristwinlol
REFEREE IS A TERRORIST
>>75185625
mmm yes m'bappe, quite exquisite
>>75185663
Prussia
Bavaria
>>75185598
SWEDEN TALKS FROM INSIDE THE GLASSHOUSE topkek
Guys I bet my entire rent on Dortmund
I got this, right?
>>75185654
>still trying to say anything when both teams had an offside goal
>You know remember Dortmund's goal vs Malaga
They deserve this fully
Dortmund is unable to keep up with all of Monaco's fast black men.
>>75185655
He only wants to lose slightly, if he puts an ameriturd on dirtmund will lose 7 nil
>muh refball
deserve to be losing
That was a good run from Silva
>>75185654
I was just thinking it's about time they received some karma for that disgraceful heist
>>75185647
Lemar plays 6D chess m8
>>75185648
It only gets worse from then on.
>M'bappe
>dortmund fans literally having black face
Someone send this to buzzfeed!
Piszczek looks so German 2bh, also very handsome
>>75185648
>Benching Pulisic when you desperately need to score goals
Anyone else happy for Falcao? Hope they win the whole thing to be desu.
>>75185675
THIS
WERE STILL UNDER ATTACK
HALP
COLOR EVERYTHING IN BLACKNYELLOW
Dortmund are absolute dross
At least Our 4th team slapped Monaco at home
>>75185661
making match fixing easier
>that big quiet wall
lol
terrorists have Germany SHOOK
>>75185682
Pellegrini is an elite coach I don't care what anyone says
BTFO literally and figuratively
>not actually a penalty
>offside goal
>not actually a corner
wtfff ref, werent the bombs enough you sick fuck
>Mbappeoogabooga
mmmm bap
if you literally got bombed by ISIS would you be up for a game of footy less than 24hrs later?
who is the white man's team here?
>>75185663
Prussia, however in Dortmund's case the origin of the name is an old local brewery called Borussia-Bier.
top kek deutchies gettin kucked
>no one will rate Monaco's win because people'll just use "Dortmund was attacked by terrorists the night before" as an excuse for their poor playing
what's the purpose of those goal line refs if they can't see obvious shit like this?
nigga tryna suck his own dong
>>75185656
Ugly City, bang average team, makes sense
That nig ded
another happy landing
im watching "TSN" which is a stream and the co-commentator is saying it wasn't offside
fucking lol
>be swedish
>get run over
>>75185648
Meh, just accept that you were born without any talents.
He just walked the ball from box to box
Hilarious scenes
>>75185680
are you already sweating?
>>75185716
neither
>>75185716
Monaco, it's full of rich white people
anyone got a strim
Holy shit, that ref is unironically bought by ISIS
refugees welcome
>>75185673
how could the ref not see that? wasn't even that hard and he had perfect position
>>75185713
that's a barm cake m8
>This commentator insisting it wasn't offside
How can you be that blind
this fucking retard of a commentator keeps saying mbappe was onside
>>75185730
>be mexican
>lose your head
>>75185648
Older than me :^)
>get bombed
>invite Monaco fans at your home
>get refballed the fuck out
>it's a "commentator says something stupid but then doubles down on his retarded opinion to try to save face" episode
Dortmund got shitter since flopp left
>>75185716
monaco
>>75185737
It's like he's overcompensating to not seem biased in Dortmund's favour out of sympathy.
>>75185721
Plus all the refball
>>75185680
No ... it would have been close yesterday but with the bus event there's no way those youngsters had a good night
>>75185735
it's also full of rich arabs here to go full haram, you know
Kek imagine PSG's faces if they spend billions for the CL and Monaco wins it before it them.
Halftime fap. Who you got?
>>75185741
Paid off probably
>>75185741
>>75185742
>when you say some really stupid shit and insist youre right to try and save face
>>75185637
>american education
>>75185703
stfu jürgen
Uefanaco sure got the ref on their side
ref probably bombed the bus as well
>>75185716
lester
if your defense is shit you deserve to lose anyway. who cares about refball
Who the fuck is this commentator? Definitely offside
>he rates obamayang
>>75185750
Filename doesn't work, since that's Guerreiro
>>75185763
I'll be fapping to Jess Kingsham (pic related) and Sophie Alexandra.
make a new thread faggots
>>75185770
The guy is English, he clearly tricked US sports channels into hiring him because they don't usually know much about football
MATCH THREAD NAO
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>>75185682
Its not like Malaga scored one offside goal too... Du Hurensohn
>>75185780
>nigger and brown woman
*shrugs*
>>75185774
I bombed ur moms ass last night
Schmelzer is trash
>>75185793
Make it, cuck
>the retarded commentator wondering if a 1m offside was offside
>>75185780
chokers are so hot
>>75185680
>Betting on Dirtmund
>ever
You done fucked up buddy
>>75185780
She's not white though.
>Failcao
>>75185780
shes caramel
>>75185800
kek
KEK
>>75185762
just like moneyco's faces when they've spent billions to win ligue 1 to have psg win it 5 times?
>>75185596
it's sole purpose is to force keepers' save / move before the ball is kicked
if you can do this, you can always alter the direction of shot and basically roll it into open net
if goalie doesn't move... well, you're in trouble
uim making a new thread no0one else do it
>>75185794
this
What are you eating?
too many white bois on the dirtmund team who can't dribble
>that flop
Semen
>>75185780
2 non-whites together, so what`?
m'bappe has explosive pace
no wonder the dortmund defence are so scared of him
>>75185763
My waifu of course
fucking cash out has been unavailable on betfair since Monaco scored. It's always conveniently unavailable when I could have a good cashout
I can only see BVB scoring from a Subasic howler
jesus stop diving fucking faggot
i woner how much mbappe would cost
>>75185780
About the same as seeing a white guy with a black chick -- indifferent
>>75185596
>Fabinho first miss in the season
please kill yourself fucking autist
>>75185816
thats this well-known, classy british humor, aight?
>that screeching with a sudden interruption
>>75185780
as long as that sprinkler is only used after dusk, it's all good
>>75185821
>they've spent billions to win ligue 1
Except they didn't.
>>75185852
Sweden YES
t. Ismail
>>75185833
Rice and cauliflower.
germany atmospheres always seem a little too coordinated for my tastes
its a constant drone rather than going up and down or getting really loud
>>75185845
they know.
shut it down.
oy vey
>>75185780
It's so rare that you have to celebrate the photograph. Like you would photograph a rare animal in a zoo.
>>75185822
This is why every single one of those penalties is shit.
If you just KNOW where you want to shoot and do so, you got way better odds.
Effenberg's penalty in the CL final against Valencia was the best penalty I have ever seen.
>>75185856
>BRIDF
Yes, Dortmund got refballed, but despite this they're not playing very well desu
>>75185874
At least there's an athmosphere.
>>75185833
pita with homemade hummus
technically HARAM at the moment because it's passover
guys it wasnt offside on my tv
You really gotta score those, Okazaki
>>75185867
Self loathing much?
>>75185849
Slavery has been illegal for years now
>>75185845
You realise you could just put a lay on it for the same effect?
>>75185874
And they chant in sections around the ground on a rota so they dont get sore throats but always make noise. Autistic cunts.
GO BACK TO JAPAN YOU GAIJIN KAGAWA REEEEEE
>KAGAWA
>>75185874
It's fucking boring. Robotic
>>75185747
>tfw someone can post this and still be legally posting on 4chan
I want to die
Exactly 24hours ago Borussia Dortmund got attacked by ISIS
Pay your respect for Bartra's hand
F
KAGAWA FFS MAKE US ALL PROUD AND OPEN YER FUCKING EYES
I MEAN WE'RE ALL SLANTS BUT YOURE >OUR HERO
>>75185910
>sensiblechuckle.jpeg
>>75185748
who is this beautiful thing?
>>75185747
Same desu. Graduating high school this year lads.
>>75185951
Cringe
>>75185959
argies in charge of openin their eyes
>>75185970
Julia T. Niggernose
ALLAHU AKBAR
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
POST BLENDERS
bender
literally
The city of Dirtmund
>>75185701
So happy for Falcao. Fuck Chelsea and Man U.
Just put all my money on both teams to score
this game is pointless. fucking muslims kill the football
Where is Reus
Where is Santana
>>75185132
I love you, my Jewish friend.