/bundes/liga

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning

>>75181093
>>75181095

right now it's night time in America, FAGGOT

>in america
who cares lol

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hello
i am now going to bed

good night

>terrorist attack on bus
truly the worst anime betrayal

Is this /bombdes/?

going to penny now

>>75181093
i wonder if there are any monaco fans in the stadium today. pretty hard to get 2 days work off

>>75181313
>monaco
>work
they are all rich af

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it was islam

>>75181313
would be stupid if they didnt

>>75181316
There are a lot of monaco fans in France, it's in Monaco itself that they don't have a lot of real supporters.

>>75181313
It's school holidays in France, if that changes anything

>monaco isn't part of france
huh?

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>Shareholders alive
what a pitty

bonjour

>>75182004
this

Imagine the entire bus blown up.
From Tuchel to Aubameyang everyone dead.

Would be the greatest timeline to be alive

>>75181313
saw some headline today on spon that said that there a some monaco fans who got offere a place to sleep by shareholders.

>[...] Das zweitplatzierte Team von Trainer Ralph Hasenhüttl benötigt nur noch drei Siege an den verbleibenden sechs Spieltagen, um 2017/18 sicher an der Champions League teilzunehmen.

>Laut „Bild“-Informationen sollen nach gelungener Qualifikation für die „Königsklasse“ im Sommer noch einmal 40 Millionen Euro für Neuzugänge zur Verfügung stehen – in der laufenden Saison waren es rund 60 Mio. Euro. Dass die Leipziger eine nicht noch größere Transfer-Offensive starten, liegt an den Regularien des Financial Fairplays, die für Europapokal-Teilnehmer gelten.
hmmm.....

>>75182158
shut up

>>75182158
would kinda fuck up bayern's future team planning

>>75182199
pretty much this

Is this /cric/?

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Käthe starts to look older than he really is (56).

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>>75182236
wtf I love jogi now
(he is 56)

>>75182236
>>75182251
damn! They look like they're 15 years apart.

>>75182251
I guess homosexuals age slower.

>>75182236
What are the chances that he's still around in 60 years as some cyborg fueled by some state of the art Bayer designer drugs?

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>You now remember Jogis (ex)-wife

>>75182297
Don't bully

>>75182282
>some...some
Should've read my post before posting it.

>>75182304
It's ok. You're're forgive and Jesus still loves you

>>75182317
I know. But thanks for reminding me.

Is this /cric/?

Good evening, /bundes/

>>75181313
>>75182162
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/apr/11/borussia-dortmund-monaco-beds-for-away-fans

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>>75182380
How many German women were pumped full of the BMC?

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>>75182508
hmmm.....

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>>75182508
looks more like a huge sausage fest to me

i've a huge sausage in my pants

someone pooped his pants :^\

sad!

:/

:¶

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Mmmmmmmmhhh
Will Doofmund get btfo by Monaco today and then blame the bus attack?

>>75182859
I don't know if I could concentrate fully on my task if a bomb exploded near me the day before. :\

>>75182859
of course

>AfD-cucks still think this is an islamist attack

>Die Polizei hat im Zusammenhang mit dem Anschlag auf den BVB-Mannschaftsbus einen Verdächtigen festgenommen. Insgesamt gebe es zwei Verdächtige, sagte die Sprecherin der Bundesanwaltschaft, Frauke Köhler, in Karlsruhe. Sie sprach von einem terroristischen Hintergrund der Tat und möglichen islamistischen Bezügen. Die Wohnungen der Verdächtigen seien durchsucht worden.

>>75182271
Cum on face as skin care does work. Too bad our woman think this is just a pretext.

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>>75182297

looks like this man married his mother. Is he. dare I say it, truely /ourguy/?

>>75182602
geez, these """"germans""""....

>>75183012
She does not look that bad. Pussy is pussy. To cum in one raw is the fun part.

>>75183025
awesome post

>>75183028
given his bank account he could fuck 10/10 day in, day out.

>>75183047
no, because fucking a 10/10 by Jogi's standards isn't social acceptable. Even for a rich man.

>>75183047
Wenn du richtig kommen willst, musst du eine emotionale Verbindung zu der Frau haben.

>>75183076
Or he could just get some decent looking milf, or maybe even a women in her late 30s

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underrated

:^D

>>75183092
>woman

there's the problem, tom

My daughter is hoping for BVB to win

pls dont fuck this up!

>daughter
lmao
m
a
o

she's half black (her mum is a refugee)

>Schlechte Nachrichten für den FC Bayern! Der an der Schulter verletzte Top-Torjäger Robert Lewandowski steht nach Informationen von SPORT BILD für das Spiel gegen Real Madrid heute Abend (20.45 Uhr) nicht im Kader.

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>>75183522
>beim Schwalben verletzt

can't make this shit up, famalama

>>75183522
aua aua meine schulta

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*farts*

>125x70

>>75183724
Hello Mr Ant how are you?

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Like... on the couch?

>>75183789
*on the turbo couch watching affengeile news

>Dortmunds Torwarttrainer Wolfgang „Teddy“ de Beer (Foto) hat wenige Stunden vor dem Champions League-Viertelfinalspiel gegen AS Monaco gegenüber der „Rheinischen Post“ angekündigt, dass es den BVB-Profis freigestellt sei, ob sie aufgrund der Erlebnisse rund um das Bomben-Attentat auf den Mannschaftsbus am Dienstagabend in der Partie gegen die Monegassen auflaufen wollen.
>„Es ist so, dass wir darüber gesprochen haben. Die Jungs sind gefragt worden, wie sie sich fühlen. Und wenn einer sagen kann, er fühlt sich absolut nicht in der Lage zu spielen, dann ist es ihm auch freigestellt“, zitiert das Blatt den 53-Jährigen. Die Profis von Borussia Dortmund hatten zuvor am Mittwoch auf dem Trainingsgelände ein kurzes, nicht öffentliches Training absolviert. Das verlegte Spiel soll am Mittwoch um 18:45 Uhr im Signal Iduna-Park angepfiffen werden.
The starting eleven should be interesting.

>>75183874
let's see who pussies out lmao

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rate my hollow back

>>75182602
good fun

i wrote "rate my hollow back"

>>75182859
yes
no

>>75183012
MOMMY MOMMY GIVE MILKYYY!!!!!

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>>75183522

>>75182951
>police finds evidence that it was a clear Islamist attack

Really gets the dendrites dancing

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>>75183522

>>75183522
0-0 confirmed

where is denmark?

>>75183522
See, the bad thing here is not that Lechancewasteski is injured, it's that Müllel will play.

>>75184409
Above Germany and below Sweden

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>>75183522

>>75183522
Oh no!

>>75184429
>above
I don't see Denmark when I look up.

>>75184514
Open your eyes

why do we love reoccuring events so much

>>75184594
Open your eyes, Nicholas~

>im Prinzip ist ja alles "you'll never walk alone" heute
Welp, time to switch the language.

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>>75184304
No

do you change your dortmund Tipps because of the incident yesterday?

>>75184607
I've found out I'm the happiest when I have a routine like going to university every day. I get really desperate during vacations because my day is uncertain.

>pulishit pussying out

KEK

#BVB XI: Berki, Bender, Dembele, Guerreiro, Aubameyang, Kagawa, Sokratis, Piszczek, Ginter, Schmelzer, Weigl
Monaco XI vs. Borussia Dortmund: Subasic; Raggi, Glik, Jemerson, Touré; Fabinho, Moutinho; Silva, Lemar; Mbappé, Falcao. #BVBASM
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might have to watch bayern timeshifted today

so reus will never play again

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>>75184694
This

even in vacation when there is no need to do anything but lie on the beach I feel like poop because I did nothing.

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>>75184720
>no puliGOD

RIP Dortmund

>>75184772
Pulicuck is pussying out
Terrorists win!

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>>75184671
Fun fact. this girl lived only a few chilometers away from my place.

she is healthy

just took naked pics of myself again~

dont ask to see them

>>75184791
Proofs?

Also name?

>>75184783
Pullisic is on the bench apparently

tfw hurt m leg yesterday

>>75184860
how are you today

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>>75184826
Will you show me?

>>75184671
>>75184791
i'd ask her out. not because of dem boobies, but because she has a pretty face.

also, dortmund will win.

>>75184881
yes

Tuchelinho

Bayern 2:1 Real
Atletico 2:0 Leicester

>tfw no gf

BVB 3 : 2 Monaco

Bavaria 1 : 0 Madrid

Atletico 1 : 0 Lester

>>75184870
hello i'm fine i guess
you? what will you be eating

>>75184888
Was ist ihre Name?

>>75184942
>lewa and neuer missing
>müllel playing
>bayernwinslol

"no"

>>75184968
As long as Ribéry and Robben play, Bayern will not lose.

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>>75184968
t buttmad shareholder

>>75184952
*wie heißt sie?

i don't know.

>>75184983
you mean as long as robben doesn't have his ego trip and as long as müllel doesn't fuck up big chances.
ribery could do the trick tho.

>>75185037
>you mean as long as robben doesn't have his ego trip
Yeah, his ego trip sure worked out terribly against Dirtmund.
I'd prefer Robben to shoot instead of passing to Müller 100 times out of 100.

>>75184943
im cooking now. not dinner, but lunch for the days

dinner? salmon with cauliflower and peas

im fine. just came out of the shower after lifting weights

>>75184833
I don't know how to prove it. I never claimed to know her in person. She was born in Stralsund and grew up nearby. But that's info that's also easy accessible trough the internet.

She goes by the name Dana Benn.

>YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE
>UNLESS OUR LEGS GOT BLOWNED OFF

Why is Dortmund forcing the You'll Never Walk Alone meme so hard? Because of Klopp at Liverpool?

>>75185140
they're cucks

>>75185101
no broccoli again??

i see, that's the best (shower)

>>75184833
oh and by the way. she shoots for Nadine J which you should know.

>>75185114
>stralsund
maybe a few buddys know here. gotta check brb.

stop bullying muller

ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA v

No ERA!

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VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN

OFFSIDE FOR FUCKS SAKE

>offside

DORTCÜCKS CÜCKED BY THE LINESMAN

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fucking OFFSIDE

>>75185151
rewe is out of broccoli for two weeks now

>>75185667
i want your milk, mom.

Where is everybody?

>>75185786
I'm right behind you, baby~

cooking with white wine is the best

>>75185786
busy cooking

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/tennis/ behaving like niggers again. Can I stay here?

VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN

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>>75185785
hmmm

kek get fucked duselmund

Would the result have been different without the terrorist attack, /bundes/?

>>75186027
You can sto pforcing this meme now you customer.

>Bender

>>75186261
you should listen to his advice and sell your shares while they are still worth something

>>75186261
t. shareholder

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>>75186144

MILKY MILKY NOW!

>>75186321
""""FC BAYERN"""""""
>literally only 2 Bayerns in it

nice

/bundes/ is so shit

sooooooooooooooo shit right nooow

----------------------------neuer------------------------------
------------------------------------------------------------------
------------------martínez------boateng------------------
----lahm-------------------------------------------alaba----
---------------------------alonso-----------------------------
-------------------vidal----------------thiago---------------
-----ribéry--------------------------------------robben----
---------------------------müller-----------------------------

REAL MADRID XI vs Bayern - Navas; Carvajal, Ramos, Nacho, #Marcelo; Modric, #Casemiro, Kroos; Bale, Benzema, Cristiano.

>>75186525
no surprises here

0-0 confirmed

>>75186315
>>75186317
>t.buyern customer

>making excuses like that

>selling your shares at this very moment

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>>75186332
what a bad boy

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>>75186595
not a customer
Falcao will score soon, enjoy

look at my post number. you will see reoccuring numbers at the end

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>>75186772
I'm Sorry, Mommy. Can I hug you?

i will watch zdf on fullscreen

HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB

JAAAAAAAAAAAA! OUSMANE! OUSMANE! OUSMANE! OUSMANE! OUSMANE! OUSMANE! OUSMANE! OUSMANE! OUSMANE! OUSMANE! OUSMANE! OUSMANE! OUSMANE! OUSMANE! OUSMANE! OUSMANE! OUSMANE! OUSMANE! OUSMANE! OUSMANE!

How does Dembele do that?

HOW????? HOW DOES HE DO THAAAAT??

There should be a Tuchel cam

>>75187347
there should be a knutschi cam

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what is he listening to?

>>75187392
you won't ever be on it you lonely fag lol

>>75187483
deathgrip

>>75187483
Papa Roach

>>75187483
Agonoize - A cut inside

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVjb339SfH8

>>75187483
rammstein

>>75187483
a cooking podcast

>>75187483
nujabes

>>75187483
kalkbrenner

>>75187483
rüfüs

>>75187483
kölsch

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>>75187483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXiJcFVds0E

>>75187483
Joachim Pastor

Lucky

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>>75187483
meddl

5 minutes til zdf

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time for zdf

>>75187483
kinoko teikoku

KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI KAGAWA SHINJI

>>75187483
waka flocka

Wow

>Nobama

>>75186525
why are some with a # and some not

>>75188333
their memes

where is Denmark?

>>75185947
yes

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¡HALA MADRID! desu

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>ZDF gets a huge amount of money thrown at them, but they're still unable to run a decent stream
Words can't describe how disappointed I became with the ÖRR during the past 10 years.

>>75188864
upgrade your dorfinternet

>>75188864
Thats what you get from state owned business. They are shit for more than 10 yeara

Where is everyone?

>>75189119
I live in the city and I don't think that my internet connection is the problem.

>>75189147
In the match threads

>>75189208
TRAITORS!!!

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What did he mean by this?

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>>75189259
t-tsu?

>la ciudad de Germany

Hahahahahahaha

zzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

ugh

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VIDAL!<3

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blooter

>>75189580
Thank you based cut-inside man

still laughing at the penal lmao

WHY VIDAL-SENPAI

hallo und guten... tag!

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Mbappe is like original Ronaldo

How is that offsides?

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NEUER

>>75185202
Wtf I love Leipzig now!!

nice muller's game

Hmm

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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RIP in piss buyern


Monaco x Lester final confirmed

>Martinez
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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very nice

>red

AHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

How many would Madrid have scored if lars ulreich was in goal?

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>Neuer

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

NEUER
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

In this moment I'm euphoric

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>>75192254
Come on coman

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>Buyern customers on suicide watch

nice

>I don't rate zidane

CUSTOMERS VANISHED

LITERALLY

ALL OF THEM DISAPPEARED

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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>>75192345
>Not even offside

This fuckin' guy

>>75192553
Not suprised. Most of them are fair weather fans who support them because they like to be on the winning side.

Why is carlo not shutting up shop?

If Madrid score another it's completely ogre

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>come on Bayern shit a gate

>>75192648
The ones who post here are severely autistic though.
They are here 24/7 to shitpost.

>mention Lewandoofski every 10minutes and blaming it on Müller Müller should have shot that pen and not the literal chimp.

Mid lel

Now that was unironically good refereeing

ugh

>>75192791
mullel is just as bad at penalties.
Bayern sucks at penalties period

garbage team

>>75192791
yeah his constant pro bayern whining is pissing me off too

Neuer is swole af

>>75192553
I'm here though

>>75192849
indeed that penal was great

>>75192989
He's a big guy

>>75187483
I TRIED SO HARD

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>wir waren die bessere Mannschaft

Real should've scored 3
:(

>>75193100
they were the better team in the first half

>>75192989
no

>>75193366
Ja

>>75193497

>>75193100
hopefully he'll have his come out soon to sell a shit ton of his book where he'll address it

>>75191448
that save and the other one against ronaldo were ridiculous

bayern loves to throw important games dont they

I think that I'm going to sleep now
good night

>>75191448
imagine ulreich in this match. wouldve been at least 4-1 oder higher

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*blocks you're path*

>>75200483
>

>>75194122
yes

>>75183078
Quatsch. Die Verrückten sind der Beste

goooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning!

>>75204126
Die Interaktion mit so einem Gefühlskarussell ist aber auch eine Form von emotionaler Bindung :)

need the following neuer saves:
benzema
bale
ronaldo

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Daily Uli:

Referring to UEFA's decision to put the cancelled Dortmund match on a fixture not even 24 hours after the Dortmund bus bombing:

>Uli Hoeneß (65) zu BILD: „Ich glaube, dass man am Ende eine akzeptable Entscheidung getroffen hat.“

Haha, sure Uli. Who could ever think you wouod have a different opinion if it was your team!

Whoever is in charge of Bayern transfers should be fired. A club like Bayern not having another striker is embarrassing. Vidal taking the penalty is a fucking joke. Neuer is the only player with a spine on that squad. I hate Real so fucking much, I'll never watch CL again if they win it this year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7U62SN9A20

fucking sick shit.

fuck you watzke and uefa.

Shouldn't """"illeagal"""" downloads auomatically become legal if you are to poor to pay for it? It's not like you're taking away something from somebody and the vendors do not have any profit of you not having the product.

So, what crime is this?

...asking for a friend btw

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>>75205258
yuo treid ,

>mimimi anschlag auf uns wir können nicht einfach so weiter machen
>innenminister/verteidigungsminister erzählt nach jedem anschlag (also jede woche) aufs neue, dass man sich nicht einschüchtern lassen darf und so weiter machen muss

>>75205113
They were never really good with transfers. Their biggest advantage is and was always that they have more money than their rivals.

>>75205486

ich bin diese dämlichen phrasen wirklich satt.
nicht beeinflussen lassen hätte bedeutet das spiel nachzuholen aber doch nicht am nächsten tag.
klar fußballer verdienen viel geld, aber wenn es um das nackte überleben geht sind alle gleich.

>>75205113
>>75205504

yes buyern is a really boring team, they can't get players like ronaldo or messi, but still have more money than their rivals, so they just buy the best players of their rivals.

>German football
embarrassing desu
bless Allah I'm a Turk

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>wake up today
>look out of the window
>"ugh shit weather"
>remember that buyern lost
>start the day with a smile on my face

>>75205524

yes, thank god turkish football is so much better.

>The Gunners are making preparations for next season despite managerial uncertainty, with the Schalke left back expected to join this summer
>Arsenal are already making preparations for next season amid the backdrop of managerial uncertainty, with the Gunners confident of landing Schalke left-back Sead Kolasinac on a free transfer this summer, Goal understands.

How dense can you be to sign for Arsenal in the year 2017, when you have the potential to play for better/more consistent teams?

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>>75205545

>schalke
>better/more consistent than arsenal

>>75205561
Read the post again. I never said that he should stay with >schalke.

yeah i think going to arsenal is 100% pathetic

it's like you WANT to lose

SCHALKE
C
H
A
L
K
E

http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/regionalliga/rlw/regionalliga-west-2012/2016-17/29/3320507/spielinfo_rot-weiss-essen-25_fc-schalke-04-ii-3198.html

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>>75205649
This

>>75205678
Rot Weiß Essen.
Ficken und vergessen desu

>>75205545
The masked man to Bayern it is!

>>75205711
The fatty looks nice. Name?

>>75205820

Carmen de mairena

>>75205831

You already made this joke a few times, Sanchez.

>http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Carmen%20mairena/

>>75205528
>remembering that soon its time for >schalke
>smile grows even bigger

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the only good player is neuer

>>75205859

more than a few but I like to ruin people's fap sessions.

>>75206052
Hmmm... No, I think that I'm going to root for >schalke today.

>next week >Schalke will be the only german team left in eurpean competition
really makes you think

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>>75206075
>ruin

>implying

hallo und guten morgen!

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>>75206117
They're gonna lose to Ajax

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>>75206271
t hitler

>guten morgen
>morgen

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>both our teams choke in the cl quarters
>only team left in el is >schalke

>>75206438
I still believe that it was some Schalke fan that did the bombing

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>>75184791
Jada Stevens grew up in the same town as me

>>75205113
Vidal has a great penalty record. After Milner he would be one of the first players I would think of as being a penalty expert. That's not excusing that shocker last night.

>>75206438
Neither Dortmund and especially not Buyern are >my teams.

>>75206499
t. Achmed

>>75206750
not an argument

>>75206750
Achmed is a life long Buyern customer. Just sayin.

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hello i am here now