/heem/: corina baars edition

wmma is a meme

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NEW POLL: whos the goat!?

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Weidman will forever be a little bitch

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>>75181022
>100%

>>75181022
Who's 'Dick Pill Mr Coco'? At first I thought it was Jon Jones, but Jones is Chinese Viagra Man.

>>75181036
chinese viagra guy is silva my man, mr coco is jones.

>>75181039
In that case I'd like to retract my vote.

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>>75181013
THANK YOU OP, I LOVE YOU, I SAID I LOVE YOU

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just a lil heeminder

hey pussy are you still there?

>tfw a 202'er but have more MMA knowledge than most of my friends who have been watching since the days of Liddell

>>75181073
All thanks to /Heem/

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>>75181073
>tfw a 202'er

UFC is rigged.

>>75181013
>Buttasspoop

How thoughtful of you to remind us that you're a teenager with a teenager's sense if humor

>>75181106
>implying chode-y deserves any more effort than that

How come DC fans dont think Jones is the GOAT even though DC thinks Jones is the GOAT?

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>>75181137
jones is a roiding faggot who got EXPOSED against ovince saint shit with a broken arm on one months notice. he got caught roiding again because he knew he wouldnt beat dc without juice.

The real GOAT will murk him, cap this.

>>75181137
They're just trolls. DC fans don't actually exist.

>>75181150
But DC thinks Jones is the GOAT. Are you disagreeing with your /boy/?

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godking

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>>75181153
yeah? do I need to suck his dick 24/7 or what?

>>75181158
>not blindly following your boy no matter what
Not a true fan

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>>75181155
how can you take him seriously knowing that there's someone in his division that would beat him ten out of ten times

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>>75181167
>khabib would beat conor
absolutely delusional

>>75181167
That piece of shit Muslim can't even make weight

>>75181167
unfortunately you have to weigh in before fights

>>75181167
>getting tagged by horcher and johnson

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>>75181181
>getting tagged by horcher and johnson

Horcher landed 6 strikes in that entire fight
http://fightmetric.com/fight-details/781b4b6951df64fe

Johnson is one of the best strikers in the division and never once had Khabib hurt

>>75181190
>within two rounds

Khabib would get heem'd in the first rushing forward with his chin out like he does in all of his fights. Can crusher of the highest order. Tony and Conor both would handle him.

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>>75181200
>rushing forward with his chin out like he does in all of his fights

he has the highest percentage of significant strikes defended in the entire division and one of the highest overall percentages in the entire UFC

>can crusher
>RDA, Healy, Tibau, Johnson
>cans

>>75181200
>sucking connor's cock this much
mate, Khabib would manhandle Conor no problem. If Chad Mendes and Nate can get Conor down, Khabib can easily.

>>75181167
>Can't even beat a dessert or the scales
Pull out merchant scum.

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>>75181174
not an argument
conor has no answer whatsoever for his ground game and would wilt under the pressure of his relentless takedown game and activity on the ground within two rounds
khabib is a perfect stylistic counter to conor

>>75181175
>>75181176
past difficulties with injuries and one weight cut fiasco doesn't diminish one's skills as a fighter
if they ever fought, khabib would beat his ass

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>spergop is back
just fuck up my general senpai

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>>75181190
Autism

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>>75181219
he's missed weight once in his entire twenty four fight career, against Abel Trujillo
he fell ill or was injured every other time

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>>75181233
oh wait, he deleted it because of is autism.

imagine being this doomedi as a nation

>>75181215
>Nate can get Conor down
He couldn't. He failed 7 times and then surprised him in the last 10 seconds when McGregor was just waiting for the clock to run out.

>>75181235
He is a meme fighter with a padded record waiting to be found out.

>>75181243
So getting someone down doesn't count as getting them down?
How did I not see this before

>>75181207
I love Khabib but he lost that Tibau fight

>>75181248
>So getting someone down doesn't count as getting them down?

Context matters, so get ready for Khabib to be stuffed over and over again.

>>75181250
>30-27
>"yeah bro he totes lost that fight"

>>75181254
You're completely ignoring the fact that Chad Mendes got Conor down and was beating him up pretty badly, Conor looked hurt.

Now, think of what Khabib would do.

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>>75181223
>conor has no answer whatsoever for his ground game
said the anti-conor homo for the 900th time over the past 3 years

>>75181255
it was a fucking robbery

>>75181258
>You're completely ignoring the fact that Chad Mendes got Conor down and was beating him up pretty badly, Conor looked hurt.

McGregor butchered Chad from the bottom.

>>75181263
I'm not sure what fight you were watching, but Conor looked worried. Regardless, that's not the point here. The point is Khabib would EASILY get Conor down. If Chad can do it, Khabib can too.

>>75181267
McGregor fought at ufc 189 on one knee. Khabib won't get him down, and will be put out in the first round.

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>>75181231
>unironically saving a picture of Anzu
stop being sixteen
there are much better attention whores out there

>>75181073
my dad has been watching mma sporadically since the gracie days but he still knows as much about mma as any other casual fan
it's not about how long you've been watching, it's about how autistically you follow it when you do start to watch it

>>75181250
it was very close, but he edged out every round with activity and control
a lot of the fight played out as khabib holding tibau against the cage and beating him up
not to mention the massive weight advantage Tibau had on Khabib, he was known for his ridiculous weight cuts

>>75181254
khabib and chad mendes are two completely different people
chad mendes was much smaller than mcgregor and a good wrestler
khabib is the same size as conor and a world champion sambo practitioner, judo black belt, and NAGA champion

>>75181273
> khabib is the same size as conor

> same size
> can't even make LW

He's way bigger actually, but he's still getting his jaw shattered.

>>75181271
Nate got him down at 202. Khabib would easily get him down. How can you have so much confidence in Conor's takedown defence against arguably one of the greatest wrestlers in MMA?

Are you retarded?

>>75181276
>Nate got him down at 202.

McGregor wasn't defending. Just waiting for the clock to wind down.

If there are only seconds remaining in the fight and McGregor has won the fight on points, he might relax enough for Khabib to get him down.

>>75181283
Ifs and buts. Fact is, Khabib WOULD get him down. No doubt about it. You have way too much faith in Conor's takedown defence. Despite what the media and the UFC wants you to believe, Conor is not the perfect fighter. He has holes in his game and the ground is one of them, along with his wrestling.

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>>75181275
>>75181273
he's made lightweight 7 times in the UFC alone, m8
you must be the aussie who was constantly riding Ronda's clit before she got heemed in less than a minute at UFC 207

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>>75181273
jesus would you fuck off

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>>75181296
>stop talking about mma in the mma general

no

/r/ing Schaub webm of getting heem'd

>>75181294
He's missed weight twice. He struggles.

> you must be the aussie who was constantly riding Ronda's clit before she got heemed in less than a minute at UFC 207
Why must I be this person?

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>>75181301

>>75181307
>Joe Rogan: And Brendan is fighting with the invisible man there
kek

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>>75181303
he's missed weight once, silly
he weighed in at 158.5 when he fought Trujillo, and he fell ill before the weigh ins at UFC 209 and couldn't make it to the scale
you can't miss weight if you're never weighed

>>75181084
210Picks.jpg

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>>75181301

Unironically used some of the Rogan imagine your life was a movie quote on someone today
Thanks /heem/

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should i do some cheeky picks for Rizin? I dont know or care about any of the fighters but this Alpha Female fight should be interesting. I think its early on the card tho

>>75181307
>AND BRENDAN TIES UP WITH A GHOST THAT HAS BEEN HAUNTING THE OCTAGON, JOE!

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>>75181073

I know this feelio

>be 189er
>since I started watching I went back and watched UFC1 - 188, all pride events, 25 seasons of TUF
>Never miss a fight, not even a prelim
>Traned since sept 15

I don't think any of my friends have even seen the entire spicy banger list.

>>75181315
I think the early weigh-ins fucked him up, same with DC who probably got away with one. The number of fighters coming in over has gone up since the weigh-ins got moved back and replaced with the ceremonial flex & pose photo-op.

The real shame of it all is that now we'll never see the two of them fight, we're going to be stuck arguing about it on an anonymous Cambodian manatee obedience training imageboard forever

>>75181106

>Buttasspoop
>Every time he posts "buttasspoop" he gets guaranteed replies exactly like this, "omg how old r u"

Gee, why do you think he does it?

>>75181307
Somebody post the pasta of Joe criticizing Brendan as a fighter

/heem/, post your favourite fighter and your favourite win of theirs.

Jones for me, with his standing guillotine that made Lyoto flop to the floor unconscious being my favourite.

>>75181387

woodley, 201

>>75181391
Remember when Rory completely outclassed Woodley?
I do

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>>75181387

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He could've been the GOAT if not for his nose/Lawler's fists.

>>75181395

where is rory now ha? based usada btfo him to lellator

>>75181387
lawler, macdonald, with brown a close 2nd

>>75181366
He does it because he's an immature dork that thinks he's funny.

>>75181441
>Being this much of a casual
It's well known Rory never used steroids and very few supplements, you mong. He was all natural.

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biggest whore in the ufc?

>>75181387
That was a great moment in mma history

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>>75181464
I'm gonna go with yes

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>>75181455

bj penn btfo him and his acne having ass

>>75181470

what a feminine pose by felice, classy

>>75181477
>beat BJ penn 30-26
>somehow BTFO
u wot

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>>75181470

She's even got Carla acting like it. Bit more cringe with Carla though because she's an ugly bastard

>>75181487

I know that dumdum

>>75181464
god damn
she's the kind of slutgodess that gets 18 year old college girls who signed up to her spin class drunk so she can tongue fuck their hymens out and steal their virginity but then turns around and gets plowed by trains of 6 or more steroid apes because she needs a 2hr long plow train to even feel like something has been up there sexually anymore


urgh i wish that was me

>>75181509
straya contain your tism

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>>75181509

>ywn lick the sweat from her crack

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purest qt in the ufc?

anyone got any cute kooker webms

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>>75181563

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>>75181580

muh heart

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>f-floyd is gonna kill him!

We all just ignoring that sperg op and picksbro returned at the exact same time?

>>75181684
we're not the same person. im just bored and picks are something to do tp fill time. i dont care about OP. i'd prefer /mma/

>>75181004
Sweat

>>75181671
Same lad, like where its far back at the sides but not the front?

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>>75181597

>>75181710
Pee

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>>75181013
>baars-cyborg
brazilians really fucking suck at boxing and kick boxing

>>75181710
>>75181761
cummies

>>75181684
Theyre obviously different people, dude. Calendar /picks guy actually listens to feedback and tries to improve his game.

>>75181757
rogan always looks so fucking dumb, just stare you weirdo.

Post fighters that you once were ride or die for but they let you down.

Jeremy Stephens: Every since the night he got picked up on that warrant and Dana tried to bail him out so he could fight, I've been a fan. When I saw him actually fight I was even more of a fan. But then he was on Embedded being Cruz's buddy and it made me lose all respect for him.

Randa: Multiple shit performances in the cage and I didnt like that when she finally won, she talks about bullying. I get that carla and the other girls were mean to her, but that shit was like 2 years ago. Get over it.

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What do they call these?

I want the diego al laquinta one

>Reem vs Werdum
>Cody vs Dillashaw
>Lawler vs Cowboy
Is 213, dare I say, our 205?

>>75181792
picksbro 3.0 is running away with 2017 heemcuck of the year.

2016 was lithcuck if youre wondering, if you didnt know then you didnt get invited to the super cool gala, sorry!

>>75181822
screenies

>>75181825
what is heemcuck?

>>75181823
>tfw they throw nunes on there to check le wmma and add another "title" fight
absolutely disgusting

>>75181822
you mean that poster type?

>>75181822
I hope Poirier smashes Eddie.

>>75181915
get the fuck out

>>75181860
Yeah like I google diego sanchez vs al iaquinta poster and promo and find nothing

>>75181915
I think Eddie either kos him or split decisions him

>daley vs motivated rory is next month

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>>75181999
yes... "motivated"

Who is your favorite woman fighter?

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>>75182039

You know how paul daley getting cut because he hit after bell?


Well why diaz bros not cut for jumping mayhem miller

>>75182016
>Being so much of a casual he thinks Rory ever will or ever has touched steroids

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>>75182039

>>75182058
Literal 10 out of 10. I hope Joanna dies in a plane crash today.

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>This is the future LW GOAT

>>75182075
Why does heem cling to these memes who got some flukey knock outs

>>75182075
what a cheeky cunt, potential boy desu

>>75182081
He's got 4 KO's out of his last 5 fights, including a vicious knee.

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>>75182039

It's Val or kookers.

Kookers is obviously top qt but gotta say Val is the favourite after she subbed Pena. That was based.

>>75182095
No ground game

Ko'd no chin cans

>>75182112
Jon Jones started with no submission game. Now look at him.

(not saying Diakiese is going to be on Jones' level)

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>>75182081


>Not being excited about upcoming prospects

Do you even enjoy the sport?

>>75181959
Make me, bitch.

>>75182129
It's just annoying, heem will spam him and /boy/ him until he pulls a mike perry and then hes forgotten

who is your least favourite female fighter?

>>75182174
platinum is fighting turdburger in two weeks, who sucks. He's gonna get a knockout and people will climb back aboard the hype train they jumped off but their tickets will be voided

so who is the better opponent for Silva we can find right now?

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Anyone else torn over Swanson vs. Lobov?

Cub is my boy but I sort of want Artem to win so he can call out Aldo for the memes

I actually met Marc Diakiese in nandos. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going "peri peri sauce" and putting pieces of chicken in my mouth. I walked away and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. I went and sat at my table and I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Chicken Big Box Meals in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she worked out the price he told her he didn't want them anymore and walked off quickly, on his way out he smiled and winked at me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fokVlWaNwd8

Fresh Jack Slack, no comments yet

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>>75182219
unironically gastelum

>Mike Perry has one off-day and you all drop him

Shame on you

>>75182253
i didn't drop him desu

>ever dropping a boy

once a boy always a boy

>>75182273
Word

>>75182273
unless it's Weidman

>>75182253
Florida's own Mike Perry needs a real gym. UFC Gym Orlando is a meme.

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>>75182237

Did 4 hours of jiu jitsu last night

Also tapped to a knee bar to late and now every time I walk my knee pops.

Should I still train tonight?

>>75182349
mean desu

>>75182356
>Also tapped to a knee bar

lmao what a pussy

>>75182356
You should see a physio before and let them decide

>>75182356
Naw give it a few days

>>75182372
mean :(

>>75182373
>>75182374
Problem is because of work and how far I have to travel I only get to train 3 times a week so if I miss tonight I can't train again until Monday, really want to go pro but it's never gonna happen is it lads

>>75182349

Absolute mad cunt

>>75182410
Well what age are you and how athletic?

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>>75182356

NEVER tap out

Everyone in that class laughs at you behind your back now and calls you "tappy knee pissbaby"

>>75182410
real men NEVER tap

whats a torn ACL compared to the embarrassment of tapping

>>75182445
Yeah, remember when Conor tapped TWICE?

don't tap out your bank account

>>75182410
Tell them about your problem before doing hard rolling, to not go for the injured leg.

Also, fighters lose far too much training time when they don't take necessary precautions to prevent serious injuries.

>>75182349
do the same to "if i did it"

>>75182503

rose would tap you, big nose

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Does Travis still train with him?

>>75182503
You're so small.

>>75182438
18, I guess quite good. I did an hour of rolling last night and felt pretty good. Use to do a lot of running but not so much anymore. Skinny and weak though

>>75182445
TRUTH

>>75182503
I suppose so, I might just give it a miss. Better than making it worse and having to be out for a week

>>75182567
If you're 18 the world is your oyster m8. I'd just say do a degree at the same time as training so you have something to fall back on if it doesn't work out, not many people make it as pros

>>75182567
If you're 18 why are you only training JJ? Go bulk up, train in all areas of MMA and become a fighter. Become the next Rory MacDonald m8

>>75182567
stop rolling around with sweaty men and go to a rated muay thai gym you fucking pussy

>>75182592
I tried college but hated it so much plus I needed money for training so I dropped out and got a job

>>75182615
I do boxing as well, but not as often as I like
I'm in the process of bulking up, not going so well. I gained 20 pounds but it all just seems to go to my stomach. As soon as I can drive I'm gonna do kick boxing as well

>>75182619
cowboy vs Nate

>>75182634
Fuck i forgot english pay for college, I will make more money from my finished education than I could ever make as a pro fighter, more than most ufc fighters easily, all basically for free

Also RDA - Nate

>>75182677
It's not about the money, it's about being able to train full time.

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>TH-THOSE ARE LEGAL KNEEEES!
>THOSE ARE LEGAAAAAL KNEES!
>HEY REF THOSE ARE LEGAL KNEES!
>IM A 5'6 MANLET COMMENTATOR BUT IM JUST GONNA SCREAM MY OPINION INTO THE MIC LIKE A CHIMP UNTIL SOMEONE NOTICES ME

Cant wait until rogaine fucks off forever. Hopefully he OD's soon

>>75182688
Fair enough

>>75182691
They were legal knees though. It's a fight

>tfw 20 and want to train to become an MMA fighter but I'm not sure I'd be good at it
I don't care about

>>75182795
>become an MMA fighter

why would anyone want to do that

shitty pay and likely brain damage

>>75182795
>I don't care about
about what?

>>75182691
yes because you can OD on weed
fucking idiot

Anyone ITT unironically taken Alpha Brain

>>75182798
Sorry, someone interrupted me while I was typing and I thought I'd finished the sentence. I don't care about being punched in the face, I've been in a few street fights and I've never been dropped and other than being punch drunk on one occasion, I've never felt in any danger. Punches don't hurt, but I don't want to become an MMA fighter for it to go nowhere and I think I wouldn't be a good MMA fighter, especially in amateur fights where it's got a more juggernaut, charge-in type of fighting whereas I'd more likely be a technical fighter

>>75182816
my brother bough into the onnit meme

what should i do?

>>75182825
If this is attitude, why not just train to be the best fighter you can be while doing a normal career? I.e. not fighting professionally

>>75182826
fratricide

>>75182848
I just think that if I were to train for MMA, I'd want to go balls deep into it and try and make a career out of it. Really, the only worry I have is not being able to make it out of the amateur stage.

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>>75182803
Because Joe only does weed, right ?

>>75182921
I trained just so I could have one fight, set a picture of me fighting as my profile picture and used it to get girls

>>75182691
>Having rules in fighting

May as well be boxing

>Royce Gracie is coming to a gym less than 10 minute drive from me and doing a seminar on the 24th of June

>>75182963
Is it a seminar on how to inject the optimal amount of steroids in your arse?

>>75182963
Dude I train with met him and said he was boring af

I'd go then

>>75182921
Do you train rn? Most niggas (at least in bjj) train 3-4 times a week max

Lads, thoughts on white collar mma?

http://whitecollarmma.org/

>>75182994
Taekwondo even on the "i just go bc it's fun" fase is 5 days a week. At least in Spain.
The sambo junks I know train like 2-3 days a week on mcdojos.

>>75183000
If they do it for charity god bless them

>>75183000
Is this from the same guys that do white collar boxing? I watched a BBC documentary about that and it was fucking stupid, two 30 year old out of shape mongs throwing shite punches at each other for a few minutes

>>75183030

It's the exact same thing, just with MMA. Think it' a different dude though.

I'm tempted by it, as I have a few Muay Thai bouts behind me and these cunts won't know anything. I'm tempted to go in and sandbag through the training camp and then heem some pleb with ease. The camp is at a different gym to mine also which makes it even better

>>75183052
>beating up out of shape middle aged men

are you Chris Weidman?

one of you must have the donald trump tweet about jorge masvidal? I've looked everywhere for it

>>75183030
I've been to a boxing show, it was pretty good, some shitters but most of them were solid and trained enough.

>>75182963
Roger's?

>>75182567
start lifting weights
in MMA athleticism/strength is basically everything and will win 99% of battles for you

Can't remember my old trip

ah that was it, I prefer my new one anyway

>>75182937
>DC can't take a punch
lol
you're a great analyst

>>75183511
>>75183519
>>75183530
LOL. I'll deal with this over NotePad's tired horseshit.

>>75181013
>Corina
what did you mean by this

>>75183585
>Rumble punched him only once
>broke his nose

lel

>>75183595
I'm not bad

>>75182235
holy shit is this true??? what a dick

>>75182237
cheers

>>75183641
I know you're likeable.

>>75183628
>being the unwilling to admit you were dead wrong
typical baby mind

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>had to leave for a week and a bit
>was unable to watch 210
>moosearsey and weedmen 'controversial'

I'm downloading the ppv now to catch up, but give it to me straight lads - was it actually controversial? or did moose win and americans and their media is salty or was it actually a fucked ending?

What
Joe rogan drowned in his isolation tank last night.

F

>>75183659
Moose won. Weidman was being a little bitch and tried to get him DQ'd. Up to that point, it was actually shaping up to be a great fight that might of ended up on the Spicy Bangers list. It's pretty much only people who like Weidman who are complaining.

>>75183651
You know who was dead wrong ? Anthony "I'll wrestle DC to make him uncomfortable" Johnson

>>75182634
desu m8, martial arts is probably the worst possible carreer path anyone could take
best case scenario you fight for the ufc and make ok money but then you have to deal with lifelong pain due to injury + brain trauma
bjj probably doesn't pay for shit unless you've got a school or something

>>75183672
I'd say boxing is worse for a career path. Boxing is guaranteed brain trauma.

>>75183663
Made me check

>>75183659
>Weidman next faced Gegard Mousasi at UFC 210. At 3:13 in the second round, Mousasi kneed Weidman twice in the head while Weidman attempted to keep his hands on the ground. The referee stopped the fight because he thought that the second of these strikes was illegal. The replay showed that Mousasi lifted Weidman's hands from the ground while kneeing him. The fight was stopped and Weidman was allowed to recover, but officials told the referee that Mousasi did not break the rules. The doctors did not allow Weidman to continue the fight, as he did not give correct answers to their questions. The questions were what day is today and what month is now. Then a TKO victory was granted to Mousasi. Mousasi later said that Weidman was trying to take advantage of the rules and therefore Mousasi did not feel responsible for what happened

>>75183659
it was more a regulatory clusterfuck that caused a lot of confusion than the actual result

>>75183682
Yeah but I doubt MMA is that far off, unless you do almost no hard sparring and are able to get hit very little in all your fights

>>75183706
So, Jon Jones won't be getting any brain trauma.
Unless it's from coke.

>>75183667
>>75183692
>>75183694
based moose

>>75183669
You literally have the mind of a child.

>>75183663
We have enough enough recordings of him to keep UFC and JRE going forever with holograms.

Was there a press conference yesterday? Why can't I find it?

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What are you're thoughts on Joanne?

>>75183711
I think even Jones isn't safe from it, but yeah he's probably on the lower end.

>>75183776
>take photo with four women
>be the shortest one

Manlets not even once

>>75183776
Best champion right now

>>75183776
I think she'll get fucked up by Andrade. If she doesn't, I will be very impressed.

>>75183795
that's a woman you transphobic fuck

MIKE PERRY IS ON CHAEL'S PODCAST

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>75183813
That's clearly a genderfuid attack helicopter, you bigoted CIS shitlord

>>75181022
who the fuck is Thankful Man?
or MemeFace guy?

>>75183847
Memeface is Werdum I guess

Thankful Man is probably Daniel "Thank you for OP and towels" Cornier

Updates on Weidman-Mousasi situation
>tl;dr: it will remain a TKO

https://combatsportslaw.com/2017/04/10/legal-considerations-in-chris-weidmans-appeal/

>Update – Today the NYSAC released a statement defending the result noting “In New York State, it has been held that the Commission may review video evidence in order to meet its obligation to render correct determinations and act in the best interest of the sport“. Where this policy is written and its parameters are unclear.

>Further update – the above language likely refers to Frank v. Stevens, 52 A.D.3d 316 (N.Y. App. 2008) where the Appellate Division of the Supreme Court of the State of New York held that the Commission “retains the power and discretion to reverse a referee’s in-fight determination” and in doing so can review videotape evidence.

>Whether the referee can utilize instant replay to overturn his own earlier decision is murkier given the language of the NYSAC’s regulations. However, since video can be utilized on appeal Weidman’s chances of overturning the TKO loss are slim to none.

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>>75183807
lol

>>75183855
>Memeface is Werdum I guess
This makes sense I guess.
Shouldn't be in the poll though desu.

>Thankful Man is probably Daniel
I don't get this one honestly.

>>75183880
Well Werdum has wins over both Fedor and Cain, so if you include them you might as well him

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*portions headliners*

>>75183902
Yeah but he never had the dominance Fedor did.
Cain shouldn't be in that poll either.

Realistically it's got to be between Jones, GSP, Fedor and Silva.

Anderson vs Silva confirmed for 212
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/851923259864035329

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>get home
>see this
wat do

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>Charles Olivera suspended for 60 days for climbing the cage

leeemao


>>75183994

Thumbnail looks like an elderly lady, didnt expect sage

>>75183952
You could add Demetrious and Aldo too, but I don't necessarily agree with those either

>>75184009
DJ is too much of a midget fighting literally who midgets.
Aldo never had to face a good boxer and got crushed once he did. Hard to be a GOAT when you get 13 second KO'd.

>>75184006
>the state of the new york state athletic commission
at least it's just 60 days

>>75184006
>doing anything in the least free state in america

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>>75184006
Had they suspended Goobs too ?

>>75184033
Hominick was a very good boxer

>>75184046
tbf i only ever saw his ayyylmao fight with Aldo, but he didn't really make that great an impression on me

>>75184064
watch his fight with Yves Jaboiun its great

>yfw everyone who gets called a 'super athlete' is actually on steroids and there are no real freak athletes in this sport

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Why has calling people "sweetie" become a meme on this semen slurping site?

>>75184285

>someone uses sweetie
>gets 9 replies from people triggered over his use of sweetie

That's how, sweetie x

>>75184333
but it all it does is make you look like a massive faggot, I don't see how you win

>>75184367
Calm down sweetie

>>75184394
Don't call me sweetie ya jamoke

>>75184367
You replied. He wins. Welcome to 4chan you stupid fuck.

>>75184433
I asked a question, he answered it's that simple. Go paint your nails you big fat pussy

>>75184285
literally a feminist/yellowdick meme from tumblr and twitter made by elliot rogers and fat ugly white vaginas

ez ignorable

>>75184006
yet Cormier was allowed to cheat for making weight at a championship fight, it's really funny how nobody is talking about this shit, no journalists mentioning or anything

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After Sergio beats Henry and they set up Sergio vs Cody for the interim belt who will you root for?

>>75184469
>(You)

Thanks.

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>when bisping butchers your entire continent

>>75184502
why would he jump to 135

>>75184503
>I have no rebuttal
Was it so hard to say?

>>75184502
>sergio vs cody for the interim belt

huh?

>>75184510
>>75184512
Cody wants mighty mouse at flyweight
He wants 3 belts

>>75184523
he should worry about Dillashaw kicking his face to the other side of his head

>>75184523
yeah but why would they make an interim belt against sergio pettis lol

>>75183880

thankful man is silva the spider

>>75184543
If Sergio beats Cejudo he basically leaps into title shot consideration. Fly weights been the same for a while so they'd probably prefer he fights someone new after Reis

>>75184536
Did he even land a single head kick in his last fight?

>>75184565
yeah but they will just make cody vs dj if they want to spice it up

cody vs pettis is such a mismatch anyway

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>>75184487

>NYSAC
>Conor McGregor jumps all over the fence - That's totally okay :)!
>Charles Olivera jumps on the fence - NO! BAD!

>Pearl Gonzalez has fake tits - NO FAKE TITS ALLOWED!
>Meisha Tate has fake tits - Cool beans lads :)!

>NYSAC

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>>75184505

>Pillowfists

>>75184576
Yeah I know but I'd quite like to see Mini Pettis point decision a malnourished Cody and get his shine.

>>75181013
Holy shit this lanket girl beat cyborg?

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>>75184590
cuc- cung le just needed to study under jet li REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75184617
She's fucking Yuge, Cyborg fought way better competition than Honda before she got BTFO

>>75184511
>(You)

Thanks.

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RIP PRIDE FC

>>75184565
yeah Lineker caught it and sort of took him down off it
Garbrandt has his hands low a lot, he should be careful

>>75184910
>pride

good riddance to bad rubbish

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Post a fighter literally no one gives a shit about.

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>>75184910
long live RIZIN

gregar mooseli is such a cheating mudslime for kneeing Chris like that.

Miraglioni shouldn't have been allowed to reverse his ruling

Who is your favorite UFC fighter?

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>>75185185

>>75185128
Hello casual.

MM is my favorite. I'm a fan of Mixed Martial Arts.

>>75184033

>le Conor is a good boxer meme

He really isn't, he's just really unorthodox. Being good with your hands =/= being a good boxer. That's why Nate beat him in their first fight, he was able to exploit his weak lead hand. When they rematched, conors leg kicks were able to throw him off, but the first fight was almost a pure boxing match

So I did DC's lean trick when checking my weight and I was able to shave off like 10 lbs.

More fighters should do this honestly.

>>75184505
>>75184590
For sure Cung Le is a tough test for anyone in the MW division my guy.

>>75182047
>Too much of a casual he doesn't know about Rory's back acne

>>75181416
>He could've been the GOAT if he didn't get completely destroyed

LOL

>>75184559
no, silva is chinese dick pills

>>75185362
it's cool from a technical perspective but knowing that any average sized man could easily heem the little manlets makes it a lot less entertaining

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>>75185185

>>75183902
If he beat Stipe he'd be in the conversation, but he got KO'd silly.

>>75185744
>any average sized man could easily heem the little manlets

Any untrained unskilled average sized man would lose to Demetrious. Including you lardy.

>>75185744
But that's not even true though.

Despite them being manlets I still find it entertaining to watch. It's never really bothered me that they're small guys. It's just fun to see a good battle where skill tends to prevail.

But then again I watch """eSports""" quite often, meaning I watch a cartoon fox fighting a cartoon bird in a 15 year old game originally made for children...

>>75185400
Yeah I understand why that might wrinkle some noses. Conor's greatness is mostly in his accuracy, power and use of distance, but he's lacking in variety and employs a style that is hard to sustain over multiple rounds. He's definitely got some of the best hands in the UFC though, if not the best.

>>75185985
no he couldn't, i'm literally a foot taller and walk around 50 pounds heavier. i lift as well, i'm not untrained in the sense of being out of shape. i could absolutely heem that pint-sized little boy easily.

>>75186179
the difference between being in shape and knowing how to fight is like the difference between not knowing how to fight and knowing how to fight

>>75186215
yeah but the difference between me and little DJ is like the difference between me and a 12 year old

you can learn all you want, it's not going to change the fact that he literally wouldn't even be able to move me. he would have no chance against 90% of men, he's just flat out too small

>>75186179
>i lift as well
I guess Rich Piana could beat Tony Ferguson cause he lifts.

>State of casuals