/cric/ Africa Edition

first for delhi daredevil winning the ipl this year

What are the pitches in Sierra Leone like?

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who here /autism/ ?

>>75180481
very similar to Tendies

Fuck the janitors

King's
XI
Punjab

lads

Tipping PNG in a close one

posting in official thread

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injured my knee while fast bowling, think I'll be ok though

Thank you for getting that embarrassment of a cric thread made by some whiteboi Americuck deleted

>>75180973
not opening

>>75180993
>>75180509
what happened?

>>75180998
Some other American made a "Pavement + cricket" combo general and it was deleted, don't think the Aussie's comment was related to that though since that thread was just embarrassing for everyone

This is a proper general for the cricket

VERY IMPORTANT ARTICLE http://www.espncricinfo.com/travel/content/story/1087658.html

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What else?

>>75181398
Good list Daniel
Also add green day

>>75181407
kys daniel stop trying to false flag yourself by calling other people daniel

>>75181413
Nice attempt at 3d chess false flagging Daniel

>>75181430
t. daniel

>>75181398
The Linkin Park inclusion makes it so fucking clear that it's Daniel

Literally kill yourself mate

>>75181439
>LE FUG LE LINGIN BARK XDXDXDXDXDXD

>it's a Daniel samefags to advertise his crumbling poosonality episode

I was born and raised in Christchurch, New Zealand, but with the 2011 earthquakes my family and I relocated to Auckland, where I have lived since.

In Christchurch I attended Christ's College boys school, and in Auckland attended Auckland Grammar School until the end of Sixth Form, when I shifted to ACG's Senior College in town for my final high school year. I studied Mathematics (both statistics and calculus), Physics and Chemistry throughout high school, and was accepted into Engineering at University of Auckland, where I am currently studying, in my second year, specialising in Mechanical Engineering.

Outside of academics my passions lie almost entirely with music, I both write my own music and play in a band, and write about music in an online blog that I have run since 2012. I spent much of 2013 and 2014 composing what will be my band's debut album, but issues with personnel have prevented us from completing it. We currently have a stable lineup and hope to record the album during this year, as well as begin playing live shows. My music blog has been arguably much more successful than my music career (although hopefully not for long), with my reviews gaining support for being in-depth, and for contributing to the successes of bands who were unknown before I reviewed them.

Although music dominates my extra-curricular life, I still try to find time for sport; I am a lifelong fan of cricket and a casual fan of rugby, and I play squash whenever I can find the time. I have recently been improving my fitness with hope to start playing casual cricket again this summer, after being out of the game since before I moved to Auckland.

Most of my work experience comes from outside of both academics and music, due to my family's businesses, most notably The New Zealand School of Food and Wine, where I still work part-time. I have been making coffee and serving customers since I was very young, and have been involved in teaching the barista course for the last few years.

>the only thing poolanders can discuss are their now completely irrelevant poosonalities

>>75181450
I wish someone saved his GPA off his LinkedIn too, I remember that fuelled a few statscunt rants

You now remember the original ams saying he wished Daniel was never doxxed because it ruined his precious on topic rugby discussion during the /rwc/

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*pours a big bowl of cocoa puffs*
*munches on crunches on the sugary goodness*
*slurps up the chocolate nectar left in the bowl*
*wags tail*
om nom nom :3

good morning /cric/!

*farts*

>>75181398
Flight of the conchords album

The lingering aroma of stale rubbish is a potent reminder to Celia Hay of the day she and her teenage boys, Oliver and Daniel, swooped into their earthquake-ravaged apartment to collect as many valuables as they could carry after the Christchurch earthquake on February 22. The stale smell still taints the family car; a less than pretty aromatic reminder of a bag of rubbish they also took out with them.

>>75181523
Imagine being earthquakiel

>>75181450
>Taking stats and calc in year 13
Loser

>>75181566
Based statsgod

/rug/

>>75181574
>Implying statsmigrant didn't take both maths subjects on top of extracurricular work in order to not bring shame to his famiry

>>75181443
yes

>>75181581
Outstanding post

>>75181583
Statschink is the laughing stock of his extended family

*only posts when his /rug/ support network is nearby*

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Darren Sammy is on the streets of Niger fleeing Boko Haram lads

>subhuman coloured desperately hitting the 'report' button hoping janny will come to his rescue yet AGAIN
KEK

Exterminate yourself

>>75181480
>tfw fat cunt aussie kids made them change cocoa pops to be all "healthy" and not as sugary

RIP

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>>75181668
>>75181699
KEK

Friendly reminder that cricket is gay. Kabbadi is the true patrician sport.

>>75181971
Ah yes
>let's skip around holding hands and then all pile on top of a burly bloke.
>Not gay at all

Fuck I'm good looking

>>75182196
Based Straffo, how's the pics going?

>>75182196
Based walkie

>a subhuman replied to me

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>>75182208
*yawns*

>>75182215
Which one is the subhuman?

>>75181434
t. daniel

Fucking despise Indonesians lads

Hope Malaysia becomes the next cricket superpower instead.

not uploading for some reason
but very important gif

http://i.imgur.com/yLO6gaW.gifv

>>75183210
kys yourself Tbh

>>75183436
I thought it was funny Tbh

>>75181398
the smashing pumpkins

>>75181008
what a guy

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Walkie

>>75183791
A man for all seasons

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>>75183791

>>75181398
>no Black Sabbath

Top pleb

>>75184231
we dont like dadcore on /cric/

>>75184236
>dadcore
>implying the first 6 Sabbath albums aren't still the gold standard in heavy metal

>>75184243
we dont like dadcore on /cric/

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>not ironically liking dadcore

Is it possible to bowl a doosrah with a straight arm?

Should be an illegal delivery in my opinion

>>75184462
yep based saqlain mushtaq used to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mIPQdTTtys

based

>>75182034
bet the indian daddies love it

>>75184538
If I was going to chuck doosrahs around all day I'd wear a baggy shirt as well

You know those cheerleaders in the ipl, where are they from in general?

My guess would be Eastern Europe but I don't actually know.

execute all indians

>>75184738
They look like skanky aussie shielas desu

>>75184738
could they not find indian ones hot enough?

sad!

>>75184738
Most of those solid 7s are american and russian.

>>75184703
saqlain was not a chucker

>>75184738
I bet the players get a good ol' bottom hand from them.
Wonder what the ipl after parties are like?

>>75184838
>i bet the players
not the indian ones

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>>75184859
yeah

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Why hasn't YOUR country's cricket board started a eugenics program yet?

>>75181398
dookie

blink 182

>>75184919
Tbh as much as I'd love to have an elite cricket playing kid, marrying into the Healy dynasty sure as fuck wouldn't be worth it.

>>75184919

Not being gay or anything but what is starc thinking? Man is a pro sportsman, he can do way better

>>75185045
>being this shallow
how juvenile m8

>>75184836

Almost every other bowler with a doosrah is though.

>>75185344
arguably not murali also, doesnt mean it should be banned regardless

>>75185371
What do you think of Harbijan Singh's action?

I'm pretty sure he has two doosrahs, a shit legal one and a wicket taking chucker. I could just be biased since I have a massive bee in my bonnet about stupid spin variations

>>75185440
he was an atrocious chucker, worst ever probably, chucked every ball, and even then was shit

>all these qties in the mumbai crowd
Where do they all live man! Never get to meet them irl.

>>75185708
they're probably hired as crowd candy from other countries just like the cheerleaders

what do when you can't cum using a condom?

>>75185799
have it fall off '''''''''accidentally''''''''

Ah yes, Rashid Khan the definitely 18 year old bowler.

>>75185756
I knew a slut who went over as a cheerleader for the ipl.

They had nice hotels and everything but imagine trying to go out and there's just thousands of rapey pajeets everywhere.

Never mind the smell.

>>75185756
>cuties
More like powder and lipstick. They live in their rich daddies mansions in some gated community far away from the 99% of indians living in slums.

>>75185830
Do you mean Rashid the GOAT?

>>75185823
kek

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gayistan

>>75186225
A wild poojit makes a most savage entrance.

>>75186225
india could only dream of producing fast bowlers that elite

listening to a bit of ''en the 'ners' by the old 'ment lads

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would you?

>>75187406
yep

>>75186299
Yeah, it's difficult to find such elite cheaters in India.

>>75187457
you know that isn't the reason

>>75180404
What are the pitches in Zambia like?

if you think it is then you're basically a cuck who thinks desis cant be good at fast bowling without cheating

>>75187782
slow seamers like zim

Dan Lawrence>>>>>>>Matt Fatshaw

Strange !!! Where indian best bowler nehra goes 50 for 4 overs here peoples blame mustafizz? Where 158 is enough such a small ground?? One bad day doesnt mean a bad player surely fizz will come back.strongly. Nobody see mcglaughn give almost 100 runs in last 7.5 overs in last 2 matches. Haters are wait and see how cutter master will come back!!

>>75187818
Dont show your insecurity here. We all know Pakistan never produced a batsman who could lick the boots of Sachin, Dravid etc. Stick to what you know best and that is bombing kids and fixing matches.

>>75188993
yousuf and younus are far closer to dravid or sachin than fucking agakar or even zaheer khan is to shoaib or asif

>>75189820
Kek

Who should I support this year since my hometown team is still suspended

if pavement were a cricket shot, what cricket shot would they be?

>>75180404
>MALAYSIAN PREMIER LEAGUE (KEK)
Fuck you Jignesh

>>75183148
Inshallah boys will do well

late-cut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU_68xRikG0

so high energy

/rug/ rules /cric/ drools

>>75195746
rugby poonion is for fat baby boomers called keith who like dadcore

reminder rugby poonion is a terrible sport for fat baby boomers called keith who like dadcore bands like pink floyd, it's pretty much just a big muscle show centered around steroids for sad old pub goers who try to act macho over it and project because their pedo dad bullied them all those years agos , nowhere near as nuanced and cerebral as test cric

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQdVnKpv1Sk

>>75195859
more energy I like that

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>/rug/

>>75195746
Trip on proxy off

got a goonbag and some durrys

Who /county/ here

btc>s&e>cr,cr>wowee zowee>TT

>>75198811
surrey will win it this year m8

>/cric/ couldn't sign up for the /sp/erb ow
>/afl/ did
kek
KEK
K E K
/cric/ on pooicide watch

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>>75198928
Based

>>75198928
because based /cric/ ran out all the wogs that know how to use PES

Cause I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom, please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

>>75198995
>PLEASE GUVE ME ATTENTION AUSTRALIANS I'M WATCHING YOUR SPORT
>PLEASE PANDER TO MY BIG STRONG AMERICAN FLAG

>>75199087
>Tool

>>75199142
the dark third literally wish they were tool

Fuck the rest of /sp/

Wogball and American garbage attract the worst fucking posters.

Who gonna win tonight? Memeswell XI or RCB -Lynn?

>>75198895
Somerset's year la

>>75199356
Literally who cares about this shitty league

>>75199454
1.2 billion pajeets

>>75199412
ermm no surrey are literally unstoppable this year, that middle order with sangagoat holding it all together, and manlet power in the two curran brothers(future just under 30 average bowling england ''''''''greats''''''''btw) finding their peak. there is literally no way surrey will not win the county championship this year. literally what players do incestset have that could possibly stop surrey

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what did he mean by this?

>>75199762
And yet David Poocock is a cuck

>>75199948
>rug garbage

Yawn

>mark ''hannibal of harare'' vermuelan

>>75200002
good post

Got a big shit coming through lads

all i want is a comfy summer with ausgod bros here at /cric/, i dont want no chemo, i dont want no immunotherapy. pray for me lads

Livid my Dark Third /cric/ thread got deleted by the jannies. Easily the best OP /cric/ has ever had.

>>75200734
fuck up

ICE
BABY

Think I might push a new meme

>>75201393
d

>>75201498
The only thing you gonna push is a dark turd out ya ass

>>75200734
>p-p-please show sympathy for me
Really pathetic

>>75201611
a

>>75201564
>>75201633
>LE DANIEL XDD U R LE DANIEL XDD PLEASE LET ME INTO YOUR POOMUNITY

I am going to put you on the spot here, Rashid. Both Nabi and Hamid Hassan have developed a lovely new hairline. Whose hair transplant do you think worked better?

(both laugh) Rashid: I think… both are nice.

n

>>75201659
Daniel.

Has /cric/ become more of a social club than a poommunity?

Bradwoman is/was a fraud

havnt cut my hair in like 3 months because i havnt been outside in about that time but it likes quite cool i reckon

>>75201752
This always makes me furious

Hey, if a batsman gets hit by a bowled ball is he out or what's the deal?

i'm literally nothing but a lovable, shy guy who likes test cricket

>>75201752
Bradwoman was also a war dodger,crossdresser and closet poofta

>>75201923
If it is going to hit the wickets and it hits his legs first then it is out. If it just hits his body and its not hitting the wickets its nothing.

Also the gloves are counted as part of the bat

who else is watching the hockey instead of this semen slurping sport?

i

>>75202016
NHL or field hockey? k e k

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>>75202067

I thought Indians couldn't get enough of their wallop20 but the attendance at some of these IPL games hasn't been that good.

>>75201997
lbw dismissals literally fascinate me so much

>>75202016
>>75202067
New Zealand is an ice hockey country

e

>you weren't in south london 1999 to see out the millennium with pavement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnHfmnMzPvQ

>>75201997
Thanks.

>>75202309
there used to be a really good recording of Fin from I think this concert but it got taken off YT, you know where to find it?

>>75202381
nevermind just saw the setlist for that concert, they didn't play it

fuck that was a good recording

>>75202381
no man i wish i LITERALLY need more of that concert such great vibes

>>75201997
Daniel

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>>75202609

Reminder 1:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNC6McdI414

>>75201498
>>75201405
What are the pitches in Iceland like?

>>75202662
fuck this bald git, pavement is literally better than the smashing pumpkins and his moaning wont change a thing

>>75202463
I'm pretty sure that particular footage is from the end of the documentary made about the band

The version of the documentary on YouTube leaves out a lot of concert footage, I think the entire thing has the Fin recording I'm looking for

>>75202939
i cant really make sense of what you're saying. where can i find that concert footage?

>>75202992
There's a documentary about Pavement named "Slow Century", and I think the entire encore of that Brixton concert is at the end of it

You can find the core of the documentary on YouTube and I think it has the entire encore at the end. If you actually buy the documentary there's a second disk with an entire concert in Seattle and a lot of a 1999 Manchester concert

ok thanks m8

what's the most /cric/ approved music sub-genre?

>>75203137
People here listen to the top albums on pitchfork m8, nobody has a developed taste in music here.

>>75202870
Ask Daniel

>>75202870
swing like mayhem. don't turn ever. nz pitches on steroids

>>75203195
One of my favourite bands regularly got panned by pitchfork ama

>>75203137
pavement

feeling strong and muscular lads

stayed up way too late lads

>>75201611
>>75202016
>>75201659
>>75201393
kys danishit

summmmer babe

wasn't on my PC before but the encore starts at around 1:07:30 on this vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl3wwU2GjWs

only three songs from that concert tho

>>75203290
based sun kil moon fan

added "pavement" to the filter lads

l

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why does he pander so hard to the pajeets?

>>75203710
stop breathing is definitely the best song on CR, CR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONEQzUkOQUc

>>75203714
Banjo got bnm

>>75203984
Benji I mean ofc
Pretty sure ghosts of the great highway and the original universal themes reviews were positive too

>>75203747
They give him his pay check

some of you are alright, don't go worthing seafront by the pier tomorrow

/rug/ rules /cric/ drools

>>75204005
universal themes got a mediocre rating from pf because the singer was rude to one of there journalists

>>75204101
And Ian Cohen had written a positive review that got pulled after Mark called the journalist a bitch that wanted to suck his dick and replaced with that one.
They got caught out after they didn't update a scheduled tweet about Cohen's review.

http://ripfork.com/2015/06/sun-kil-switch-pitchforks-latest-problem-with-ethics/

sun kil moon is literally dadcore

>>75204137
He literally makes fun of dadcore listeners in this new album and blew the fuck out of the War on Drugs for the same reason.

>be me, a real nigga
>rooming with a pajeet at university
>invites me to play cricket with some of his fellow pajeets one weekend
>decide to go even though I've never played

>literally hit a six on every delivery to me
>bowl all of them out for a golden duck

kek
KEK
K E K

nice "spoort" you've got there

>>75204158
Enjoy this pasta

>>75204158
kek
KEK
cucket BTFO

Anu /cric/ approved shows or movies to recommend? Need something new to watch

>>75204146
the war on drugs can suck my cock

>>75204172
Battlestar Galactica

>>75204176
Unironically requested that when he last toured Australia

going to sleep for at least 12 hours lads, probably more like 15 im perfectly honest brb

>>75204158
>he did get them all out for diamond ducks
haha you suck dude

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Official /cric/ album

Songs
The Summer Game – The Earl, cricketers chorus
As the Seasons Slip Fruitlessly By – Emma
The Sport of Kings – Vincent, Emma
The Art of Bowling – Winston B. Packer
All I Ask of Life – Donald
Fools Like Me – Emma and cricketers
A Ban for Life – the Earl and Vincent; Emma
Wittering's Final Innings – Cricketers, the Earl, Wittering
The Making of St. Leger – Vincent; All
The Final Stand – the Earl and cricketers; All
One Hot Afternoon – Donald and Emma; All

Daniel stop these bowel movements you call posts

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>>75204183
I tried watching this but towards the end of the first season I lost interest

>>75204200
sleeping is waste of time m8

>>75204214
Season 2 is the best
Season 4 has a good arc too

>>75204172
Hunt for the wilderpeople
What we do in the shadows
Boy
Flight of the conchords
Whale rider
Lord of the rings
The hobbit
Once were warriors
Scarfies
Seven periods with mr gormsby

>>75204228
Forgot the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

>>75204172
adventureland is literally test cricket:the movie

>>75204239
Rubbish

How do I commission a song from the Dark Third?

>>75204251
So is The Hobbit

>>75204172
angels in the outfield

Daniel where the fuck is the DRS theme song

>>75204228
you forgot
Goodbye Pork Pie
Heavenly Creatures
Bad Taste
Dead Alive
The Frighteners
Black Sheep
Meet the Feebles

Dark comedy is the most /cric/ approved movie genre

>>75204205
>trying this hard to kill the pavement meme
how about you go fuck yourself

>>75204205
>Bobby Cliff - I Don't Like Cricket

Why is this omitted

>>75204282
>subhuman coloured

KEK

Exterminate yourself

>>75204282
Sheeit tru famalam deez whitebois dont finna know sheeeit lmao

>>75204293
Thanks for the (You), Ivan

>>75204295
You on the other hand should stop posting

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reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>>75204282
>subhuman coloured

KEK

Exterminate yourself

>>75204303
Why you gotta be holdin a brotha down sheeit man

>>75204295
Shut the fuck up freshie

*goes bananas*

*is HIV positive*

>>75204312
Got damn cuh why you finna be firin up dat poo peeland proxy fo sm.h my man

*lives in a literal mudhut in Africa*

*ingnoring rapes, is a virgin*

*yawns*
Oh look, another episode of New Zealand trying to be like Australia, this never gets old

>>75204334
Get in dere senpai teach deez kiwi hoes whos da bawz around dis joint lmao

>pretending to not care at being rejected by the "lads" for being a disgusting mixed race mongrel that was dumped by a fucking MMO "girlfriend"

KEK

Exterminate yourself

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>>75204334
Ignore the haters my nigga

>>75204295
>>75204307
>>75204308
>>75204322
>>75204338
fuck up

>>75204339
>not having the name set to "subhuman coloured"

You're falling apart lad, sort it out. If I want those free (You's), they had better be done right

>showing an inability to grasp the basic difference between the "actions the the subhuman coloured" and the "KEK Exterminate yourself" gimmicks thanks to your inferior subhuman brain

KEK

Exterminate yourself

>>75204351
>>75204352
Why ya angry doe my lil nigga? Jus chill out doe deez racis honkies tryna keep da black man down dont fall for dey tricks my fàm nowamsayin

>>75204364
can you get a name and trip so its easier to filter

>>75204364
This is the worst gimmick I have ever seen, please stop

*fires up cuckbourne proxy*

You people need to get the fuck out of /cric/

>>75204371
I already finna got a name doe my man. Im the baddest rapper in hamilton my nigga if ya aint heard of me ya aint nothing. Leave my africa nigga alone or you be catchin some zees nowamsayin doe?

antique homes

>>75204388
Based Ankush laying down the law

Enjoy this new gimmick

>>75204400
You've been awfully quiet since the Stormers btfo'd the Queefs, Shitsprouter. Thinking about hanging it up soon?

>>75204280
Everyone who considers their shitty indie bands /cric/core should take note: name-dropping Pavement isn't going to win you any merit badges in /cric/. You'd be a fool not to see that even the bands that everyone loves here are just as terrible as the bands that everyone makes fun of. The only difference between Nickelback and The Smiths is that Smiths fans dress slightly better and don't beat their girlfriends as hard. When it comes to these bands, these sacred cows, there are no particularly compelling reasons why anyone should worship them, but years of shilling have practically canonized them as /cric/core.

They couldn’t write a decent tune to save their life, their drummer was a burned out old punk nobody who couldn’t keep time, and their production values were bottom-of-the-barrel. Once they had some money and some practice and a new drummer, their songs actually started to take some shape. As you can imagine, their fans and the music press were overjoyed. No, wait, they weren’t! They were angry! Pavement had turned their back on their fans by actually getting pretty decent at playing music! Their songs were no longer two-minute scream-fests with banging guitars and poorly recorded feedback. They recorded with more than four tracks. Of course, indie musicians could never hope to imitate that in their mom’s basements, considering their lack of funds and talent.

Pavement’s lyrics rarely, if ever, make any sort of sense at all. Some people would like to think that they are bizarre, post-modern, and brilliant. I think a more reasonable answer is that Pavement never had anything interesting or important to say, so they decided to hide behind wacky, nonsensical lyrics. Pavement’s main accomplishment was revolutionizing a thoroughly detestable music scene and making it even more terrible, only to be eventually rejected by those who they inspired. Good work, Gayement!

>>75204419
Believe it or not, I have a live outside th'chon

It's just been a busy patch for me lately.

Just heard the fire alarm ring because of the flaming faggots here. Please evacuate /cric/

>>75204419
Yo you best be layin off my nigga Shitspouter. He a cracka but me n him go way back senpai. You a brotha like me but I aint about to put up wit you roastin my chiefs either nowamsaying brotha??

>>75204431
I'm not reading ALL THIS SHIT pajeet

reminder that NEETtistic Bitchspouter works at a Dunkin Donuts

>>75204452
my nigga GE$ was workin yo girls donut last night

>>75204462
fuck up you unfunny retard

>>75204462
KEK

BTFO

>>75204436
based ankush bringing the bants
how will the neo-pseudotrips recover!

>>75204462
kys

>>75204440
Thanks for the (You) though

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>>75204072
Can you give me a hand?

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feels good mang

>>75204773
>ywn be a based indian
JDIMSA

>>75204632
why didn't you get tunisia then

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LOL

Nice poomunity you got here lads

>subhuman coloured crawls out of his hole to post here while no one is around to try and avoid the big mean bullies
KEK

Exterminate yourself

>subhuman coloured replies to the janny with a "tough guy" (lol) attitude in a desperate attempt to convince people he doesn't report all the bullies so his best friend, janny, can constantly come to his rescue
KEK

Exterminate yourself

You need to learn how to do it lad, the whole deal with this exchange is I get some free (You's) out of it

>>75204885
>facebook memes
get out

>>75191903

>subhuman coloured holding back tears as he types another worthless post filled with "banter" that no one will reply to (again kek) as he furiously scrolls past posts pointing out he is a pathetic mixed race mongrel
KEK

Exterminate yourself

>>75205565
good job falling for my bait

>>75204885
chuckled desu

>>75205655
that was epic man haha nice

>be me, a real nigga
>rooming with a donald at university
>invites me to play baseball with some of his fellow donalds one weekend
>decide to go even though I've never played

>literally hit a home run on every delivery to me
>pitch all of them out for 3 golden strikes

kek
KEK
K E K

nice "spoort" you've got there

>>75184738
All ex-soviet countries basically

i really, really like the subhuman coloured gimmick

it is the best /sp/ gimmick in a long time desu

Can someone come take Daniel out of /rug/

/rug/ rules /cric/ drools

>>75205855
Lmao preach brotha preach. Dat boi Daniel juss aint right. Crackas deez days be crazy like got damn

>it's another episode of subhuman coloured desperately trying to "banter with the lads" as he holds back tears while hitting the 'report' button
KEK

Exterminate yourself

>>75204431
>Their songs were no longer two-minute scream-fests with banging guitars and poorly recorded feedback.
yeah that really describes s&e, NOT, fuck off poojeet

>subhuman coloured is so pathetic he gets bullied by daniel
KEK

exterminate yourself

>>75205897
thought you were gonna sleep for 15 hours pal

goodnight

>>75206504
goodnight

Who has the most meme action in the IPL?

>bowler in Bangladesh conceded 92 runs off 4 legal deliveries

JUST

give me a quick rundown me on ausgod circumcision culture? in which states is it most relevant?

prevalent

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what went wrong lads?

>>75207622

no one gets it done anymore

>>75207874

>tfw no hypochondriac bf

if only elevate me later had been recorded with a bit more fuzz it would be favourite song ever i think

>>75208037
>no one gets it done anymore
thats good. cut dicks were a mistake no homo

>>75208066

did you get it?

>>75208078
no one in Britain does. i heard australia did but as you say i think its outdated now, i think there is some weird doctor in aus who still tries to push for it though

i love the way pavements lyrics nearly make sense but just not quite, like they just throw a random word in

garn bed x

>>75208115
I had it done as a medical procedure when I was a kid. Girls are always weirdly interested in it

>>75208185
i think circumcision is ok as long as its not like some really tight horrorshow, there's probably literally nothing wrong with a loose circumcision as it least then u can still wank properly

Is this going to be cricket kino lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gTeE6pa4Kg

>>75208631
le no trigger movement midget man

I liked pavement at first but then like a few years later i stopped liking them. Their music sounds warm and flat and tan like a candy stick that has been out in the sun for a few hours or something, also kind of sweaty balls, like a hot summer day without a gentle breeze and your refrigerator isn't working so you don't have anything to drink except warm water. and you are in a room where most of the furniture and decor use the colors brown, red, yellow and orange. it's quite nauseating, really.

>>75208796
you really are dedicated to this arent you scott weiland

>>75208728
>trigger movement
fuck off punter

>>75208631
How can one man be so based lads?

>>75207874
That forehead is where I store all the test match dismissals btw, the path of the ball, the bowler, the catcher, everything.......

>>75187406
i already did worst things than that

>>75209284
same haha