https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/leagues/hoc/
SOON
>plebbit in the op
kill yourself
>>75179700
I am going to kill myself in reality now and you will be charged with a crime.
I hope it was worth it.
>>75179679
Thank you for your kind words in the previous thread.
trump is a
>rags
fan
The Edmonton Oilers will win the Stanley Cup.
>>75179703
please do
>>75179716
trudeau is a habs fan
>>75179732
he probably watches divegrass with all his paki friends
dubs and the predators will win stan lees cup
>>75179811
Not bad
>>75179811
breddy gud
could flip prods/boilers
>>75179716
Is that fucking Will Arnett on the left
>>75179811
The Canadiens have 26 Cups. Flip them with the Preds or something.
>>75179862
24 and what does that have to do with anything
Historic team with historic dynasties
>>75179853
Melania has to get it from somewhere.
jykkets are winning tomorrow desu
>can buy ground-level, close-to-front-row seats at Anaheim for like $100
>nosebleed seats at saddledome costs like $500 a pop
Why do we let california have three teams again
>>75179967
>standing general admission available for edmeemton
>$80
hey guys
playoffs start tomorrow
Is it just me or does lundquvist look a little bit like manuel ferrera?
>>75180000
QUADS CONFIRM
>>75180012
Manuel Ferrara is a French pornographic actor and director. Ferrara has won numerous adult industry awards, having the distinction of winning the AVN Award for Male Performer of the Year five times and
>>75180064
Oh ok
>>75180000
Quads confirm memetastic playoffs coming up. I'm so excited. The night before playoff hokkei starts makes me feel as excited as Christmas Eve did when I was a kid.
lads, should i buy tickets to game 5?
>>75180171
Game 5 of what, twinkle toes?
>>75180223
kys
>>75180171
Unless you're buying a ticket for Toronto-Washington, yes. That's going to be the only 4-game sweep.
>reddit in the OP
this thread is so fucking akron, jesus christ
>>75180262
flims have a higher chance of getting swept than the laffs
Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron
guys i bought the tickets
Going to Pongs BJs game 2. Gonna beat the shit out of any blowjobs fag I see.
>>75179721
laughing SO HARD at this opinion
>>75179900
>Memethews already has a 40 goal season
>McGoat barely cracked 30
How worried are you fags?
Its like when Ovechkin was in his prime and all the Canadians hated him for out scoring Crysby every season.
>yeah but but but secondary assists though!
here we go again. Many years of Canadians posting about meme assists for their weaker beta players.
>>75180369
>Yinzers
Sorry, there are good teams this year. No Cup for the Penquins.
>>75179900
VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY
good post
>>75180284
Flames aren't bad against the Ducks on home ice, I'm betting they'll win one of the two games at home.
Whereas leafs are just in a completely different universe than the caps
>>75180466
Maybe. But the bliwjobs won't see round 2.
>>75180466
will we ever see as epic a pneguins choke job as we did in 2013?
>that habanero fan who posted his bracket in the wrong thread this morning
Memes that will happen
Jykkets win
Laffs take a game
Rags blow it twice
Preds win
Flames take a game in Anaheim, still lose in five
Boilers beat the sharks
St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.
>>75180443
More assists than goals mean they are a true playmaker though. Ovi is just a feedbabby. Anyone can just sit by the crease and tap it in.
>>75180745
Close, you got the final wrong though
r8
I flipped a coin each time.
>Life changing exam tomorrow. Basically if i fail then i will be a loser for life
>playoffs start
At least if i fail i can drown my sorrow and watch playoff hockey
>>75180806
>not using a monkey to make your picks
>>75180581
wheres your bracket kipkip? how far do u see the canucks going in the playoffs?
You might not like it but this is the perfect bracket. Keep in mind i went 7/8 in the first round next year so I know what im doing.
>>75180839
Last*
>>75180839
utter shit
>>75180839
the only flaw i see are the oilers not getting swept round one, but other then that 9/10
>>75180904
girl matthews looks like a legit female hockey player, probably the alpha dyke in the room
>>75180798
almost exactly mine but I have the habs beating the ducks
>>75180904
looks exactly like his mom kek
Ducks and Mild both choke first round
>>75180968
Is that his real dad?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12729376
http://www.strawpoll.me/12729376
http://www.strawpoll.me/12729376
http://www.strawpoll.me/12729376
http://www.strawpoll.me/12729376
LADS AND AUTISTS ALL INVITED TO VOTE.
>>75180839
It is so improbable to see all the division winners making it to their respective conference finals. In the older playoff system, the 1v2 match up would hardly happen. There is no reason for it to start happening now.
>>75180974
What an awful poll. Nobody who watched any hockey would pick laine
>>75180982
Matthews will regress, he'll have a shitty Teows-like trajectory. Laine will be a star shooter for a decade to come and reward his team with cups upon cups.
>>75180904
Bottom left needs a hoodie
>>75180971
you couldn't tell by the piggy nose?
I'm an NBA fan who wants to bandwagon an NHL team in the playoffs. What team should it be?
>>75181027
Hahah, the only gif on hoc that never fails to make me laugh
>>75181037
blow jackets
>>75181037
Blackhawks
>tfw been having awful dizziness/vertigo for the last 12 hours
>haven't even been drinking
getting pretty worried about this, i have no idea wtf is going on
>>75181037
What NBA team are you a fan of you niggerqueer?
OUR YEAR
>>75181049
I too trust /hoc/ for medical advice. Get well soon.
>>75181049
Did anyone spike your food with LSD?
>>75181065
To get swept?
>>75181049
I'm going to need to do cough
>>75181065
St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.
>>75181075
i'm on a 5 day water fast so that can't be it
>>75181065
>>75181037
The perds, they have the best black player in the playoffs and that seems to be your thing
>>75181049
>tfw woke up throwing up and bleeding from my nose
All these canadian teams in the playoffs is throwing off my equilibrium
Are analysts just hopping on the McDavid bandwagon? For 18 of 21 to pick against the defending conference champs and going witha totally unproven team seems really weird. Are they just shilling to try and get more people to watch?
>>75181107
Shorks have been sliding hard lately and are the definition of chokers. Plus there's the McDavid meme factor. I still think Shorks take it though
HELLOU PEOPLE IT'S THAT TIME OF THE DAY AGAIN
MORNING FROM FINLAND
>>75181037
Support your local team
>>75181134
>rags
>>75181139
I know I know, but think about it, after they knock of the habs they literally sweep either bombston or snes so theyll be rested for the caps, and have one of the best road records in the 'chel. I didnt want to admit it myself but U know Im right
>>75181147
they literally cannot beat montreal, lundqvist got fucking annihilated every game they played this year
>>75181154
Rangers win game one 4-1 cap this
>>75181161
Gallagher runs into Lundqvist game 1 and takes him out for the series in revenge for 2014, cap this
If the caps don't win the cup their fans should just shoot themselves.
>>75179850
Fuck off
Preds are trash
>>75181170
Nathan Boilyou is actually going to shoot the puck so hard at his dick that he retires
>>75181178
Not even memeing, this is my gut feeling going into the playoffs
Oilers have underrated depth and great team speed
>>75181178
>>75181188
I predict the Oilers will to to WCF but not further. Wouldn't mind the Caps and Ovie finally winning the cup.
>>75181178
>anaheim winning a game 7
lmao good one
>>75181194
The only team I see beating them in the west is Chicago
>>75181205
>falling for the mcdavid meme
You can't win a cup with 1 elite player, He's not even an elite goal scorer
>>75181196
>calgary winning in anaheim
Lmao good one
>>75181229
Shit the jews really done crossed the memes this time
>>75181178
>>75181228
Settle down Auston
>people on /so/ unironically believe mcdavid is a meme player and he's not good
Time to stop coming here
You are legitimately retarded and no nothing about hockey if you think Matthews is better than mcdavid
Stop being jealous Jesus Christ
You look retarded
@75181274
>/so/
filtered
>6 threads
>one night
this hasn't been done before
>>75181256
Wtf
He looks like deb from dexter
reminder that /hoc/ is a greek thread and you should get permission to post from me
pens repeat btw
reminder that if you ever respond to grease again your team will never advance past round one
The Blackhawks are.
>>75181302
shit?
Are we still autisming?
>>75181354
They have won more Stanley Cups than your entire country has won in the last 53 years.
>>75181423
Babby cups don't count
Watch the sensational rookie Patrik Laine tear NHL apart during his first season with the Jets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3OyRBGhomA
ps. donate to my patreon
>>75181436
Laine will win the Richard next year
>>75181444
Perhaps... If he plays with scheifele
>>75181394
>we
>Plebators in playoffs every year since Laviolette
>no one ever has us getting past round 1
[spoiler]>I don't have us getting past round 1[/spoiler]
>>75181481
FUCK THERE AREN'T SPOILERS IN /SP/
>>75181444
Nice triblat
the thought of a rocket for laine makes me very happy,
>>75181436
elite
Had a little maple syrup in my filmjölk this morning. Thanks Canada
>>75179721
Sure champ
>the Oilers haven't been to the playoffs in ten years
we are truly witnessing a resurgence of that team.
and wait until Puljujarvi joins...
>>75181515
>not drinking based agave syrup from the land south of the wall
pleb
>>75181037
What team do you like in the NBA? That city.
>>75181539
>agave syrup
>ever
Please, don't make me laff at you, Finland
>>75181121
morning
>>75181548
Just messing with you Achmed
>>75181556
Rude
>>75181548
hey sweden. Up until now, you seem to be the only reliable scandi on /hoc/.
>>75181121
>>75181553
huomenta
Did Armenia go away for good? When will Greece kill himself?
What happened to this guy?
>>75181561
This makes me want to become more unreliable tbf
>>75181575
What has happened to every player on the Red Wings that aren't Zetterberg?
>>75181575
Had one meme season where he goaled a lot.
Now he is just a normal human being. Not sure what you mean by "what happened" because he is still doing well
>>75181575
injuries
>>75181576
why?
>>75181602
4chan is bad for you, looks like I'm here too much
>>75181617
that's not what I meant. I meant that you were a decent poster.
Redpill me on the Swedes
>>75181627
suomi
ruotsi
>>75181627
pussification: the nation
otherwise good dudes
>>75181627
With a swede, you will succeed
>>75181592
this post could also be a reply to "what happened to armenia.
>>75181428
Cups in this current hyper competitive age are worth AT LEAST 3 cups from 30+ years ago.
>>75181645
>this is what reddithawks fans actually believe
>>75181645
wut
>>75181649
And yet you cant prove me wrong, shill.
>>75181655
Enjoy relocation to Halifax in 5 years
>>75181655
>>75181655
yes he can, shitposter.
You can't compare because those eras (all eras basically) are worth what they 're worth in their respective present. You can't be thinking what would happen if you brought a team from then to 2017. They all were in their respective competitiveness. If you think it was easy for a team to win back then, why didn't another team win then?
>>75181657
Hawks have the most well-rounded, enthusiastic fan base in the league. Enjoy not winning a cup for at least 50 more years, bitchboy.
>>75181664
I know you are shitposting, it's just that you seriously think I don't enjoy this.
>>75181664
Chicago is a third world shithole, at the rate your murder rate is increasing, no white person will dare enter the city limits soon.
>>75181274
see you tomorrow
>>75181274
They dont unironically think that.
They just say because you obviously get so rattled about it.
Come on leafbro, dont be a slovakia.
>>75181121
oi vittu :DD
>>75181716
viro :D
>>75181719
Miten elämä Suomessa?
>>75181719
good post
remember to not feed the trolls
they are two, one albertan (not true canadian) and one usaean who work in unison.
Disregard them, it's easy to spot their posts.
>>75181733
depressing :DD
how about you, blood brother
>>75181744
depressing as well
thinking about going on a trip somewhere in the near future, maybe that'll help
>>75181733
>suom
did you ask him how it is living in Finland? serious question
and I think travelling is essential
>>75181295
Noted
Thanks Pham
>>75181772
yes, YLE tv taught me some finnish when I was a kid
i don't know where to travel tho, how's greece?
>>75181780
if you really want to do it, you can travel, despite not being super rich.
Greece is a fine land with a beautiful summer. If you like beaches and sun, this is the place. Also, please support our toorizm :D
But seriously, it is nice and I mean the country, not the capital. But the inner continental land is mountainous. Beautiful as well, but different from beaches.
>>75181295
>>75181774
what did I say?
>>75181735
forget Hiro, forget social media, the true downfall of 4chan will be iphones. I shit on steve unemployment's grave.
>>75181645
Wrong.
Once and for all:
The only cups that count are cups that have been won after the WHA merger of 1980
These are the only teams who have won cups
If you see your team as a winner , you are an official Stanley cup champion fan
>not so fast laffs
>>75181803
maybe I was wrong
maybe it's just one person alternating between proxies.
>>75181791
money is not a problem for me, but I don't know how nice would it be for a snownigger like me to travel to somewhere where the temperatures are 25-35 degrees, pretty sure i'd end up like a bottle of ketchup or some shit like that
>>75181672
Why are you so mad?
>>75181813
Sun screen nigger
Also your team is cursed for responding to grease
Please don't be oil fan
>>75181813
>money is not a problem for me
gib
get sun lotion, apply it half an hour before exposing your skin to the sun and I mean really apply it, no white spots, and get a high SUV protection, like 50 and above if your complexion is really pale. Get an umbrella and/or sit under the pergolas of the beach bars and reeeeeeeeeeeelax. The sea produces refreshing breezes, especially on August, which combined with the sun will make you feel good.
SO LET ME HOLD YOU, GIRL CARESS MY BODY, YOU GOT ME GOING CRAZY, TURN ME ON, TURN ME OOOOON
>>75181672
The core of Chicago is nice
Lots of cities have nigger zones
You just avoid nigger zones like any other metropolis
Don't be stupid .
>>75181826
>>75181831
same
fucking
fag
>>75181831
i support the
>rags
so you're good
>>75181833
ehh, seems like too much trouble tbqh, i'll probably go to ukraine or whatever and feel like a millionaire there
Nah not same
I just like seeing Oliver niggers get upset
I just like the your team is cursed if you give grease a you meme
>>75181844
Meh
Maybe you reverse cursed the rags and they win
I don't think they get past Webber tho Pham
And I hate habs
>>75181844
>let me see my options: sea and sun, or a warzone? hmmmmm
reminder that Alberta is not really canadian.
>>75181856
I sure hope so tho I doubt they'll reach the cup
>>75181857
tbqh everything outside of eastern ukraine is okay, there's not a lot to worry about if and ukraine is probably the only country alongside poland where "slav girls are hot" meme is true
>>75181848
we all know who is really upset friend
>>75181872
>ukraine is probably the only country alongside poland where "slav girls are hot" meme is true
fuck, I tend to agree a lot
DAILY REMINDER
DONT REPLY TO GREASE
YOUR TEAM WILL BE CURSED AND WILL NOT WIN A STAN LEE CUP FOR 100 YEARS
Does /hoc/ want a nibble of this spicy kielbasa?
>>75181902
go on...
>>75181902
Only if you lick my popsicle first
>>75179811
Horrible picture
>>75179716
>from the state of New York
Its either Islanders or rags. Of the 2 Id choose rags aswell
>>75179716
>>75181973
trump is a rags fan, he has already made a deal with canadiens. Canadiens aquires mcdavid if they lose first round
Indisputable evidence that the Hawks are reddit
>>75182011
anti-reddit ;^)
>>75182028
The Obama picture wasnt even from a Presidential visit. He just supports them
>>75182042
Can't really fault Obama for that though, he didn't choose what city he was going to grow up in
>there will never be a /hoc/ meetup
Would be nice to drink beer, go to a sauna and spout memes with fellow /hoc/ friends
>>75182048
Like every Chicago sports fan, they only pledge allegience when the team is good.
>>75182053
>beer
That a new flavour of bonaqua
>>75182053
feels bad man, we should have a beer league team too
>>75182053
>/hoc/ meetup
You're onto something there. Would be nice not to be the most socially inept person in a group for once.
>>75182059
True. But that's the culture he grew up with
>>75182053
/hoc/ meet up for a game of cricket in the summer
>>75182077
>being a fan because you live in the city
Seems like a reddit way to choose a team
>>75182098
Poor bait
>>75182124
I aint even baiting. Choosing a team to cheer for based on where you live is casual. I live closest to Montreal and no way am I cheering for frogs.
>>75182134
I really hope you are baiting though.
You don't choose team, where you're born/grew up chooses it for you.
>>75182141
I feel bad for you then
Hello Swedes :)
>>75182053
That'd be comfy
>>75182165
Hello
>>75182152
No, I feel bad for you
>>75182165
Hello Norway :)
>>75182167
faggot
>I rate Lundshit
>>75182191
4 u
guess the player
https://youtu.be/w3OyRBGhomA
Let's take a moment to appreciate the big strong finnish sniper's rookie season
>>75182346
>reddit: the player
>>75182346
Yeah. Let's.
>>75182346
Finns out
>>75182486
this tbqhwyf
golf soon
>>75182560
>>75182613
You couldnt get more wrong.
>>75182560
Would be better if you had the Leafs beating the Caps and Jackets and then losing to the Sens. That would be a million keks.
>picked craps, pongs and reddithawks to lose first round in my bracket
if I win I'll be almost alone in the bracket, most likely going to lose. See a lot of people just taking the safe bets this year.
>>75181645
>in this age of watered down talent and Bettman teams
>>75180443
>That flag
Bandwagoners can fuck off
>>75182560
>>75182613
>>75182740
The goals scored means the whole series, not just the final game. Telling you this because I'm a good guy.
t. good guy pekka
>>75182893
>Canadian teams best players are American
disgraceful
>>75182916
>implying he didn't know that
>mfw Shitcongo sweeps Shittsburgh by winning 1-0 each time
>>75182916
Liar
>>75179811
>oilers on the third level
Hold up
>Shatnsquirt
overrated as FUCK
>Wild are 14 hours away from choking
>>75179811
How can one person be so wrong?
>>75182916
I figured it out later, but thanks anyways.
Saw a guy who looked exactly like McGaykid at the university today.
Crazy
>>75183064
Please tell him there is a playoff game today return immediately
Best 18-year-old since Crosby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3OyRBGhomA
>>75179794
Terrible effort, kys
>>75179794
reorll
When their careers are done and dusted:
Matthews>>>>Laine>>>>>>>>>>McGaykid
Redpill me on bettman. Why does everyone hate him?
>>75183181
Accurate, McMeme doesn't have anything besides speed. He has a complete muffin for a shot and mediocre hands and vision.
>>75183216
He's a Jew
>>75183214
#NotAllPitbulls
>>75183181
>>75183235
t. Laffers
>>75183216
Really greedy hooknose
>>75183216
His face.
>>75182942
>Americans only claiming the useful Mexicans as their own
Racist.
>>75183256
Thats not a pitbull but its a cute doggo
>tfw no Asian gf to watch playoffs with
Last year I told everyone the winner of Pittsburgh and Washington would win the cup and it's going to be the same this year
>>75183463
You mean the winner of Toronto and Washington
It's finally game day lads
>>75183512
>the laffs will be done playing in less than a week
Feels good nigga
Hitchcock to the stars
>>75183539
>delusion
>>75180466
Can't wait for the penguins to beat the caps again and you fags to go into denial mode just like last year lmao
>no NHL at the Olympics
Why is this allowed?
Are we just gonna let the Ruskies win?
>>75183567
pens won't be playing the caps though
>>75183570
>Ruskies win
You can't win without a coach.
>Maatta and Daley will be the second line pairing for Pittsburgh
Fucking lel friends, what the fuck are they thinking?
>>75183583
Stop cartoon posting you fuck.
>>75180466
My friend >>75180369
is obviously a falseflagging faggotdelphia fan
Pens fans tend to be upper middle class suburban white families.
Also why would anyone beat up a Columbus fan, they are aleady suffering enough because they have to go back to Ohio win or lose.
>>75183596
Flippula, Rantanen, Aho and Honka confirmed for roster on Finnish national team
>>75183583
Russia will win the Olympics should Ovechkin and Malkin make appearance.
What should I have for breakfast lads
Thinking about making a cheeky Timmies run
Don't reply to kippshit
>>75183620
Considère suicide
>>75183620
Do it
Last time I had Tim Hortons was going to a fightan game tournament near Erie PA because we don't get them farther down south
Damn shame, they blow dunkin donuts out of the water cleanly
>>75183606
We can't even win world championship with them.
>>75183644
Tim's is trash and you're a pleb
>>75183655
>Tim's is trash
>>75183655
Man, don't even deny that Tim's doesn't shit on every other coffee and donuts chain
You smell of filthy west coast scum
>>75183589
They're too injured to put up a competent line so they have to roll with what they have
>>75180904
Bottom right looks like he is turning into puju.
>>75183664
>donuts
Christ no wonder everyone is fat on the east coast
>>75183605
tfw you understand all these idioms but people posting the pictures don't
>>75183655
>I don't rate Timmies
>>75183646
Get better defenders, stop deploying Markov and Nikitin as a first pairing defender.
>>75183664
You're trying way too hard, Amerifat
>>75183683
>Garbage cheap ass coffee since the acquisition
no thnx
McDonalds have much better coffee.
Tfw I have like 20+ McDonalds free coffee cards, like 20x7 coffees bought.
>>75183674
>>75183690
>get called amerifat
>lithuanian blood so I can't gain weight even if i tried
>feel unpatriotic
;_;
>>75183676
post bum
>>75183664
>chain coffee shops
I reiterate my pleb statement
>I drink anything other than Starbucks
>first final in who knows how long
>win 1 game
>rags
>>75183725
Why is Finland such a big tourist spot for Asian people, especially Chinese? Like half of the tourists there are Chinese and the rest are Russian.
The best part about rags posting is they've still won a cup more recently than Canada
>>75183754
you tell me
>>75183754
You don't follow directions very well
>rags
>>75183762
I dunno. I'm watching something Finnish and I keep hearing Chinese in the background, turns out Finland is attractive to Asians even though it's cold and has nothing.
>>75183785
Because Finland was literally created so that Asians could kill whales and dolphins
>>75183800
Speaking of which, it's now Canada's yearly slaughter of baby seals
>>75183761
bullshit
there is NO WAY the shitty franchise with the shit team and shit fans has a cup more recently than the nation of hockey
no fucking way
you're lying
cup #6 starts tonight
>>75183811
Why is that such a big problem?
Americans shoots deer and pigs and other animals.
>shit team
>>75183821
Here's what will happen
>>75183816
>t.underage newfag
>>75183821
Laughing so hard at teams that don't employ Connor McDavid
>>75183833
Laughing SO HARD at your delusions
>>75183846
agreed, no way boston or washington get that far
if reddithawks win the cup im gonna kill myself
>>75183731
Also shitty and way overpriced
>>75183833
Laughing so hard at the MINNESOTA Wild
>>75183853
if i go pee you kill yourself
You're now thinking about Mitch Marner playing field hockey in ladies attire
>>75183785
We are great friends with China. Russia is doomed.
>>75183898
THE SMILE THAT KILLED RUSSIA :DDD
What would cause more delicious shitposting? Rags or habs losing? >rags posting is a classic and king with noring will continue for the ages however there is a lot more habs fans on /hoc/ so more tears to enjoy. Plus a 1 seed with muh history
How many consistent posters do you guys think makes up /hoc/? There's 120 people in the bracket challenge but I feel like it's really a core group of ~10-15
>>75183925
around 50 probablu
>>75183539
>less than a week
Even if they get swept game 4 isnt until next wednesday.
>>75183829
seals are cute
>tfw this is the perfect bracket
>>75183959
The perfect wrong bracket as you got every series wrong.
>>75183959
>>75183975
>>75183977
Samefag cuck
Do not trust the Leaf Menace they are literally Asia tier
>>75183987
t. redditor
>>75183990
Is this really a thing?
>>75183998
Yes and it's going on right now
>>75183997
That's a pretty bang up photoshop job there bud
>tfw your bracket triggers the leaf
>>75183997
Nice mspaint
>>75184014
>>75184020
cringe
posting
>>75183998
It's Canada's past time
>>75183987
>less than 30 seconds apart
>samefag
Are you new?
>>75184075
>he doesn't post on his his pc then on his phone for max samefagging
>>75184075
lmao
>>75184075
lmao
>>75184085
I do but I cant type that fast. I have Car pool tunnel
Please r8
>>75184107
>>75184034
literally bettman's wet dream
>>75179732
Harper just hopes everyone has fun
>>75184107
>both his finalists are guaranteed to be eliminated in the first round
JUST
>>75184107
>ruins making it past >us
>>75184181
>he thinks there's a chance Boston is going to lose to snes
Boston sweeps in 5
DOOT DOOT
>>75183840
idk 2 time stan lee cup winner and current greatest player in the game Sid isn't too bad
Although I fear the next decade, for unless Mario injected Sid with some of the vial of Jagr's vampire blood to keep him playing until he's 50 mcdavid's gonna be a problem for everyone
>>75184260
>current greatest player
l m a o?
ever heard of a man named conner mcgaykid?
Enjoy it while you can
>>75184205
>got swept this season
>Sens have a healthy lineup for the first time of the season, including MacArthur
>ruins are somehow supposed to be at an advantage here
Please. Don't come back crying when >your team hits the greens after next week.
>>75184270
He'll probably be the weapon to surpass metal gear in like 5 years.
Its gonna be the Lemieux/Gretzky debate all over again
Gretzky had better stats but also had a lot more shit teams to carry. Lemieux had arguably more "talent" but also had better supporting casts.
As a pittsburgh fan I do hope edmonton gets their mileage out of him, he's definitely got the potential to bring some cups but idk if going to happen just yet
>>75184205
You've got a rookie on top-pairing with a haggard ass old man with bad knees as your top D.
>>75181436
batrik making prent purns check his own teammate always gets me
>>75182560
I dig it
on a scale of "a lot" to "a whole fucking lot", how wrong is my bracket
i havent been watching the west at all
>>75184034
letang is out, you think they can cope?
I literally could not give less of a shit about what your bracket looks like
>>75184357
bretty good
lumbus sucks tho
>>75184310
>>75184260
Completely agree. Crosby is superior defensively and offensively to McDavid at this point in time. I'm not sure why everyone is in this rush to anoint him as the best player in the world. He still is sub par in the dot.
In my opinion he'd have to win a cup either this year or next to overtake Crosby as he did it in his fourth year.
>>75184385
thats probably true. I keep forgetting about sid the kid
>>75184357
You actually have Ottawa beating Bombston so for that alone your hockey knowledge compared to the average /hoc/ poster is above average.
>>75184405
people like to think that points are everything.
Steve Yzerman was putting up 100+ points every year for like 6 years until scotty bowman told him to play defensively. Then he does, goes down to 80-90 points a season with better forwards and wins the stanley cup back to back.
McMeme putting up 100 points is cool and all, but he's gonna get shit on in the playoffs every year like detroit was if he doesn't figure out how to play two ways.
>>75181636
you better give me that caps win sweden
i'm watching you
>>75184437
>sens
they'd be lucky to get to 6 games against bombston
>>75181636
Agreed.
>>75181627
they play a complete game but aren't apt to be physical
>>75182560
>laffs: the delusion
>>75182560
redpill me on calgary
>>75181636
Praise Hornquist
Praise Hagelin
Back to Back cups NOW
No one gives a shit about your gay brackets
>>75184440
Now I'm not saying he's Bergeron tier but McDavid is already solid defensively aside from faceoffs. He kills penalties and most of his highlight reel goals are from defensive efforts to strip pucks by exposing puck carrying breakouts.
>>75184506
>t. assmad it's only for north americans
why people even fall for this shit is absurd. just watch the hockey, don't fall into their tricks
>>75184465
Sens
>inconsistent
>struggled in the last half of the season
>not a lot of playoff experience
>best player may be hurt, may not be himself
Bruins
>tons of playoff experience
>has momentum going into playoffs
>mediocre goaltending
>a few injuries
Bruins take it in 6 and the tears on /hoc/ will be delicious
>>75184526
im sure /hoc/ will be crying about a 1st round that literally doesnt matter
>>75184515
It's fun to make your own but nobody gives a shit about anyone else's. It's like your fantasy team, literally nobody but you cares about it.
>>75184546
Drunk
>>75184546
it rests
finns rest after hard work
>>75184546
>What is bloodflow
>>75184546
fat man cant somersault
>>75184583
lmao why is he lying on the ice? madman
Anyone know a stream that'll have the Penguins game tonight?
>>75184625
leddit.
>>75184625
the only use for reddit is to find streams, so use it
r/nhlstreams
>>75184625
It's in cable you nigger
>>75184673
bust and bust jr
>>75184639
Yeah, another anon pointed me there but the format is horrendous and you have to basically niggerrig VLC to do it.
There won't be any on the various streaming sites?
[spoiler]sorry, I'm new to all this /sp/. Only figured out I liked Hockey as much as I do yesterday.[/spoiler]
>>75184706
fuck off faggot
Memes
The best part of hockey is analyzing stats
>>75184673
the duo that will ensure that the predators will never win anything
>>75184741
rude, very rude.
>subbad
>>75184811
only time will tell
>>75180685
stl resident here, cannot confirm. tis a beautiful city you fucking leaf
>>75184849
When we beat the caps it might have a little company.
Besides Boyle, Martin, Uncle Leo, Polak, and Fredie will beard it up in the their stead.
>>75181065
i know that feel
What's the lewdest, wildest porn actress out there lads (must be hot though)
>>75184849
i wish my beard was like that, i hate shaving everyday
>>75185007
So grow a beard
>>75185007
>he doesn't have a beard
>>75184995
Mikael "Cock-Mike" Granlund
>>75185014
>>75185022
>work in a place where you can grow a beard.
How's the working class?
>>75184991
>we
>>75185046
>letting your employer dictate your facial hair
>not being a student, NEET, or self-employed
>>75185046
>he's not a developer and doesn't wear flip flops and gym shorts to work every day
>>75185046
what year is this? I worked in pharmaceuticals and I could have a beard
>tfw no zetterbeard
>>75185113
>tfw zetterhairline
>>75184991
>That flag
>This post
Fuck off we're full
>>75185133
>tfw no face to make up for it
Patrick is a sexy man with a sexy beard
> tfw flomes get swept
>>75185176
>mfw duks lose game seven
>>75185143
No need to be rude, have a cold one on me.
>>75185175
The density of that beard is amazing.
>>75185206
Wont happen till the wcf minimum
>>75185218
And look at dem eyes man, he's just beautiful
>>75185231
This . Pacfishit division is week compared to the Ducks
>>75185022
>>75185014
If I don't shave I look like an asian ginger (i'm very native looking but my beard is red)
>>75185143
Iam applying to move to Toronto since my country fucked up and elected a crypto fascist in Drumpf . Can't wait to call myself a leaf
>>75185253
I like they're chances desu. Not to mention if chicago doesnt make it to WCF. Chicago would literally be thier only serious threat.
>>75185208
looks like the wife from breaking bad
>>75184181
the blues will steamroll the wild you cuck
Hitchcock, Weight
Weight, Hitchcock
sure makes you think
>>75179679
Can I make a meme bracket for /hoc/ league or do I need to submit the one I actually put effort into?
>Zaitsev is out game one for laffs
laffing SO hard right now
>>75185272
I dont think you know what a fascist is and also i dont think you realize how shit toronto is
>>75184107
i would love to see my blues win, sadly i do not think it will happen
>>75185208
Now do Nylander
I want to see if he changes at all in the girl pic
>>75185206
I unironically believe the flim flams will beat the quacks
>>75185262
Red beards are nice though.
>>75185314
Delusion is nice
>>75185318
not when they're not full
>>75185321
Saved for when they win. Can't wait to drink your tears calicuck
>>75185309
Old Nylander looks like a grandma
>>75185337
>4 of 7 games in Anahiem
>(you) cant win here
>we can win there
Sweep in 5
>>75184446
Don't worry, you'll get it!
>>75184466
>>75184495
Good posts!
>>75185356
>>75185361
>he thinks I'm a flim flams fan
Top kek my friend
>>75185378
bottom left looks like bill and hillary clinton combined
>>75185283
>Skaine White
Holy shit. Everything makes sense now
>>75185387
>implying it matters who you are a fan of for the sake of this argument
>>75185378
>no change between baby photo and regular photo
>old photo kinda looks like hillary
yuck, please undo this
>>75185046
I know only one workplace where you're not allowed to have a beard. Where are you working, mr?
would fucc girl kovy
>>75185472
How are you making these?
Not going to lie guys. I don't think I'll win the bracket challenge
>>75185472
Hating this meme already.
1. Howe
2. Gretzky
3. Lidstrom
4. Lemieux
5. Orr
>>75185764
Replace Lemieux will Hull and I'll approve.
>>75185851
bobby "heavyweight champion of my own house" hull?
>>75185764
t. Wong shitter
>>75185795
that guy with the rainbow flag on his goalie mask
and that guy that wouldnt visit the whitehouse
>>75185900
>who's the greatest player in hockey?
>literally everyone: gretzky
>hey gretzky, whos the greatest player in hockey?
>Gordie howe
surely the great one knows who is the greatest
>>75185795
Left wing, because politics ;^)
>>75185955
It's called modesty dumbfuck
>>75186028
its called honesty
>>75185215
Get your own memes amerifat
>>75186142
Swedes are good posters imo. Finns, on the other hand..
>>75186142
Swedes are good, kys yourself.
>>75186218
>>75186253
Good posts
Post yfw all 5 Canadian teams get elimidated in the first round
>>75186413
>>75180904
Female jumping bean looks like Gianna Micheals
What series not involving your team are you most excited for and why?
>rags habs
>le montreal tears
>>75186614
Craps laffs. Epic choke.
>>75186614
Vegas vs Anybody
R8 me lads
>>75186413
>>75186661
Would be funny but not going to happen
Okay, we're down to the last ten posts, so let's break down what's about to happen:
1) Some anon is gonna make a new thread in the next 1-7 posts.
2) Another anon is going to absolutely SPERG OUT that someone would dare make a thread two posts early.
3) That spergy anon is a janitor, and will have the first post deleted.
4) The late thread will become the new one.
And, go.
>>75186859
Or just wait to make one on time
>>75186859
>numbering your points
>>75186902
Spotted the sperg.
No other general does this, you're just the crazy asshole who ruins threads
>>75186911
Those weren't points, it was a procedural list of things that happen.
>>75186983
>using last year's bracket
>early
I made this anyway
>>75187007
>>75187007
>>75186983
>one post early
>>75186957
I feel that.
>>75187022
Wasn't early. Welcome to /sp/ though, always nice to chat with someone who's never been here before.
>>75187057
it was the 499th post you cock sucker. and you used last year's bracket you absolute nigger
>>75187022
>>75187055
499 is the last post that bumps a thread. How has nobody noticed this.
>>75187055
TICKLE MY BALLS WITH THAT MUSTACHE, LUIGI
>>75186859
>someone's gonna sperg out
I see he was proven right.
>>75187022
>bitches about last years bracket
>posts last years winner
Sperg.
>>75187200
>posting it twice
sperg meet sperg
>>75187312
>who?
caps gonna blow it ofc
What if Marner would've gone to the Jets and Laine to the laffs?
>>75183998
You don't go out clubbing on the weekend?
>>75188543
>minnesota not choking with baby bruce as coach
>rags not >rag ing
Nope