HOUSTON ASTROS @ SEATTLE MARINERS GAME THREAD

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Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!

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>no lineup in op

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2nd for SPRINGER DINGER and hopefully some actual offense

>>75177782
I just figured y'all can look up your own lineups, or make a thread with lineups if you prefer

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>>75177811

Geoff Blum is a surprisingly good color guy

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>>75177689
Lineups

You lazy space person

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how many runs is he going to give up

>>75177939
last digit of this post

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>>75177953
im ok with that. our bats are awake

Lets go Astros

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>>75177783
NO no more fucking springerdingers

MARINERS!

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only motter pic ive accrued thus far

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>>75178013
>mfw the madman does it anyway

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>tfw the Astros could very easily be 1-7 with their offensive output thus far
>tfw tonight they go above .500

>>75178077
>>tfw the Astros could very easily be 1-7 with their offensive output thus far
good thing they had 4 games against the Mariners to start the season

This is the night Altuve gets his groove back

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>>75178077
>>tfw tonight they go above .500
blocks your path*

M A D M A N

can this guy fuck off

What the fuck

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

god fucking dammit

>>75178064
>>75178013
well shit
fucking asshole

If I was Miranda I'd bean the guy in the head next go round

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KEK
HE DID IT

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wow

wow bregman sucks

>>75178126
I'm sorry it had to happen to y'all, my friend

>>75178131
that's some yordano ventura logic right there

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>>75178077
to be completely fair, if anyone deserves some extra luck in April, it's the Astros
If they had another 7-17 start I'd lose my mind

>>75178096
dang it I hope so

What kind of nickname is Chooch? I've never heard of it before Simms called him that

>>75178197
Sounds like a stoner name

>>75178197
chooch is what girls have between their legs lol

Who /Godfatherduringcommercials/ here?

>>75178209
Chooch and Cheng

>>75178215
Reporting

>>75178215
whats this mean

>>75178177

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>>75178215
watching Bergman films between innings is amazingly comfy. I highly recommend it.

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>>75178245
>>75178256
these two posts are worst than any trip

>>75178245
>>75178256
>2 other trips in same thread
>only attack him
are you the same anon that had the raging hateboner for that guy in one of the generals?

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hanidinger inc

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>>75178296
>Hi there!
hello

>memeiners

>>75178289
that kid looks like he'll be good for y'all. Idk what it is but he has an odd kind of maturity that you don't see in young guys that often.

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>>75178324

>>75178329
ya hes doing good so far

I legit wanna try fried grasshoppers now
any of y'all in Seattle tried them?

>>75178449
I heard from a friend that they are alright after you eat two or three.

once you get used to the taste, they get addictive. apparently they are spicy too

yay a hit

oh fuck it's Buhnerday

gg stros cya tomorrow

NORTHWEST MOTORSPOR

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>>75178654
TRUCKS, TRUCKS, AND MORE TRUCKS MOTHERFUCKERS

Don't fuck it up Altuve

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I'm thinking he's back

Praise the fucking lord

>>75178506
Man, now I have to try some. Y'all ever eat crawfish up there?

Oh my god, they killed Apollonia!

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>>75178740
No, but I eat a lot of Dungeness crab.

My uncle has a few traps he puts out during the season and he always shares his spoils with the family.

Also, Geoduck is pretty good.

>>75178740
ive had it once. crab and clams/oysters are the main non fish seafood here.

>>75178793
Best thing about family get-togethers in the PNW is the seafood the relatives bring. So good

>>75178793
its a good time tossing pots off the pier if you dont have a boat.

Gurriel was blocking the basepath

he caused it, should be tossed.

TY BASED DYSON

>DYSON
Buhner's call there, fucking kino

WOOO!!!!!!

>>75178825
I wish

when I was a kid, my uncle would let me drive his boat around the sound.

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We got ourselves a game mariner friends .

Well at least our offense is doing something for once *knock on wood*

>turn off game to go to bed
>2 runs score
ok gnight

>>75178938
that's cool. i crab off the edmonds pier and can get the limit in around an hour.

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>>75178961
Pic related is me when I remember how the mariners bullpen has been pitchinf

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>>75179017
fuuuck

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>that bunt

Memeiners will never recover

>le pull it man
SIT YOUR BITCH ASS DOWN

>it's an Alex Bregman takes a hittable pitch episode
I know he's young, but come on. This is getting a little old.

>>75179225
Bregs a bust
asstros need to trade him while they can

>Buhner eats 2 grasshoppers
>Bregman strikes out
>Angie ate one yesterday
>Mariners Win
really makes you think

>>75179238
He has legit potential, but has no idea how to work a big league at bat. Taking the first pitch and making them throw you a strike works in little league, sometimes high school even. But he constantly puts himself behind in the count for no conceivable reason, only to throw out dinky little defensive swings and kill an inning. I really wish they would trade him. He'll be good eventually, but a win-now team doesn't need a liability in the lineup for the sake of future plans, especially when there are ample replacements for him already on the roster.

well, they made the right call I guess

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Is that Nori in left field? kek

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>>75179242

>>75179287

Well I don't usually look at the top 3 to work a count.

He should just be hittin shit and getting on base.

Altuve can get away with that shit tho since he's a midget and legit hard to pitch to.

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kill me

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Is that Nori on the mound? kek

Who cares anyway. We're a basketball town. How's your team doing shittle?lmao

Cheeki Motter

>>75179375
delete

>>75179375
I enjoy what I started lmao

>>75179375
YES THANK YOU

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>>75179375
here we fucking go again

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GIDP please

>>75179375
IT'S IN THE BAG BOYS

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Is Houston... dare I say it.... Shit?

C A R L O S

>>75179427
do you actually have a team that you root for or do you just come into threads to try to be edgy and pretend to hate everything and everyone? genuinely curious

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Julia is eating grasshoppers
THE TIDE HAS TURNED

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>>75179448

Quit yer fuckin cryin

>Astros vs Mariners gamethread
>Very civil, little to no shitposting

>Rangers vs Angels gamethread
>Not remotely civil at all, filled with shitposting

What does this mean?

>fans next to the on-field mic
baseball was a mistake

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SAVE US MARWIN

>>75179497
Because they are the rags and analslime

shitposting comes natural to them.

>>75179467
>giving M's organization money
>turning the tables
?

>>75179497
any gamethread with the
>rags
in it turns into that. The Angels games threads were relatively civil this past weekend

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>>75179497
Stros/M's threads are always maximum comfy
Angels threads are surprisingly alright
rags threads are useless and disgusting
A's threads are hit or miss

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>>75179497
WE COMIN' FOR DAT ASS, BITCHES.

>>75179535

>rags

>>75179497
It's just a bit of funposting m8 calm down.

>>75179530
A's threads seem to be okay and if anything their fans are quiet during M's/A's series

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>>75179535
>rags

>rockies fans literally eat testicles at baseball games
for what reason

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>>75179535
>rags

>>75179558

THE COCKPILE!!!

>>75179558
Rocky Mountain oysters my dude

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>>75179535
>rags

>>75179558
>"Hey guess what I did this weekend at the Rockies game! I ate a testicle! Crazy huh? How was your weekend?"

That looked like a ball hit on freaking Backyard Baseball lmao

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>>75179535

Alright someone make a victory thread, >we got this

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gurriel what the heck are you doing

>>75179539
>>75179550
>>75179559
>>75179565
>this obsession from inferior teams

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IT IS GATTIS TIME

HAHAHAHAHAHA

The Texas Rangers are the most prestigious franchise in the AL West, none of you have the right to even talk to me.

>SHITATTLE

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join your jay friends in this pit of despair Mbros

K I N O
I
N
O

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it was the fucking gif

unlucky

GOATtis

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every fucking time

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>>75179608
>>75179592
Is he, dare I say it? /ourguy/

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>>75179617

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Kek I'll take it

I have nothing to say except lol

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>>75179607
>>75179617
>rags

How the fuck was that first pitch a ball?

Such a lucky fucking inning for asstros. Meme chopper and then a meme slicing pop up.

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SPRINGER DOES IT AGAIN
just in time for breg to kill the rally

>>75179631
>implying there was ever any doubt

>>75179375
Based

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>>75179652
>muh power hitter
>muh no batting gloves
>muh high pain tolerance
>muh literal lumberjack
n-nice bloop flyball

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>>75179631
always our guy

Rainers thread when?

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>>75179666
>mfw I'm the one who posted the gif
I'm sorry M's bros, no hard feelings please

Are the Asstros ELITE?

>>75179694
Was there ever any doubt

>>75179682
YOU'VE BROKEN THE CURSE! WE'RE FREE. ENJOY YOUR HEARTBREAKING LOSS IN THE 9TH KIKE

>>75179682
>taking your tripcode off to post the gif
>replying to yourself with tripcode on
confirmed giant faggot

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>>75179694
>tfw if I met you irl I'd an immense difficulty trying to reframe from delivering one well placed faced in the direct center of your fucking melon


[spoiler]Im only on /sp/ a couple times a month[spoiler]

>>75179720

Who the fuck are you? I've been an Astros season ticket holder for 15 years. Longer than you've been alive, kid. Too bad my season tickets are worth about 6 jar of pickles because the Astros fucking blow it every year. I know your type. You're a Houstonian who just oh so loves baseball season, right? You go to the game, probably with your bf, snap some pictures, take some selfies, eat a hot dog, and just LOVE watching the Astros lose. Guess what, I FUCKING DON'T. Take your fake ass back to The Woodlands bitch. I speak nothing but the truth. This team is filled with perennial failures, beaners, white trash with disgusting beards, and worst of all, accountants and gardeners who held Jim Crane at knifepoint and demanded jerseys and are now hoodwinking an entire city.

>>75179733
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Who, in y'all's opinion, is the better Seager, and why?

>>75179746

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I am the the top member in the Astros Fan Club, and I’ve been involved in numerous cheer rallies on Hamilton Street, and I have started over 300 confirmed Waves. I am trained in banter warfare and I’m the top heckler in the entire 210 section. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of scouts across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can heckle you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my foam finger. Not only am I extensively trained in Sabermetrics, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Houston Astros Scouting Database and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

god fucking dammit seag

what the fuck

>>75179768
M's have worse Seager

lmao

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>>75179680
O'Neill's been lookin' good and playing well so far

>seager in charge of base running

>>75179769
Say that to my face and not online fucker

>>75179769
>Not only am I extensively trained in Sabermetrics, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Houston Astros Scouting Database and I will use it to its full extent
Honestly didn't know that you were a cardinals fan

Any sugarlandfags here?

>finally using based Harris in a high-leverage spot
A.J. is using his brain tonight

>>75179818
nah but I used to work there

>>75179805

Why don't >we play the Cards

The loss to them feels even worse than the >rags

Who else fap every college night?

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Fear not, Seattle. Giles is on the way to give up a single, 2 walks, and a grand slam in the 9th

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this year's team just seems devoid of hope compared to last year. I don't know what it is

>>75179906
Really? Y'all look better this season imo. Yeah, they're slumping, but every team has a slump at times. I legit think Seattle will get a WC spot.

>>75179906

Yeah you can score 9 runs

You still have hope

M O T T E R

>gregerson
oh no

>inb4 Haniger double

>>75179906
Try rooting for the Cardinals. Right now the pitching looks completely atrocious from top to bottom.

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>>75180013
>changing team allegiances

OK Cano for the love of god do something.

ha ha time for Choke

REEEEEEE

>>75180034
>what is reading comprehension

>Fien
HA HA HA HA HA HA

Is Marwin Gonzalez the most underrated player in the league?

>>75180101
Eat me out

>Strrrrrrrrr no that's down low ball one

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>>75180123

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hey wait a minute it's our job to tootblan

>dad, why do the mariners hate winning so much?

Springer confirmed steroid abuser when?

I'm convinced Bone and Blow are downing pints every time Buhner is in the booth

>>75180166
Me too. It feels good hearing them talk real baseball too, I like Simms but he doesn't know shit about the game.

Aaron goldsmith is the true mariners GOAT though

>>75180183
lad...

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what did he mean by this?

>>75180187
Not counting riz and niehaus of course

>>75180101
He's going to get paid soon, and yes he is

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>>75180218
>He's the best except for those 2 guys who are better than him

lmfao
>rags

>>75180324
now its time to complete the Texas collapse

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>>75180324
>mfw

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BELTRAN

Is he.. /ourguy\?

Time for 5 run ninth :^)

>leafless in seattle
>echo

What did they mean by these?

>>75180422
he was, then he wasn't, now he is again
dark horse MVP candidate too

M O T T E R

I want Giles to retire the next 3 batters and then retire from baseball

LMAO

S H O O K

Cano I fucking swear to god...

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WHY is Ken Giles still on this team, much less in a closer role?

Giles is still your guy's closer? Jesus, didn't you learn?

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FUCKING CANO
RE

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JUST FINISH IT ALREADY GOOD GRAVY GILES YOU ABSOLUTE RETARD

Rip mariners

SHIP CANO AND CRUZ BACK TO DR

gg stros thanks for getting my hopes up

cya tomorrow

The game ended with cano and cruz choking
Like pottery

gg stros

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GG y'all
see ya tomorrow
didn't think it was gonna end like this