OFFICIAL TEXAS RANGERS @ LOS ANGELES ANGLES GAMETHREAD
Hamels (0-0 4.50) vs. Skaggs (0-1 8.44)
RAGS LINEUP
CF Gomez
SS Andrus
RF Mazara
1B Napoli
2B Odor
C Lucroy
DH Choo
LF Rua
3B Gallo
ANGELS LINEUP
3B Escobar
RF Calhoun
CF Trout
1B Pujols
SS Simmons
LF Maybin
1B Marte
2B Espinosa
C Maldonado
Halos gettin ready to clap dem cheeks
I've been waiting to post this again all offseason
Adrian please save them
>rags
rev up those >rags
Is Michael Trout playing in this baseball game ?
>>75177528
saved
>>75177528
Nice Autism. I hope it comes back to bite the FUCKING RAGS.
>>75177528
>Being this obsessed
Why haven't the Angels fired Scioscia yet?
>>75178041
Because we have a ring
NAP-O-LI
NAP-O-LI
NAP-O-LI
I fucking hate Napoli
>anglels
>rags
Come on Elvis
>trying to steal on LucGOAT
KEK
>anglels
it took Hamels 16 pitches to actually get one in the zone...
>rags
Escobar is the dumbest player in the league
>>75178412
Yeah, I can't stand that prick
>anglels
>finishing 4th in AL West again
Pick two
>9:00 PM start times
Pure cancer. Please airstrike the west coast Trump.
placing bets on how the rags rag it this time
>>75178432
>Rangers
>Choking again this year
choose 2
I like how Kalhoun didn't even try to catch that out.
>anglels
>>75178458
>not enjoying midnight baseball
>>75178458
this is something all americans can get behind
>>75178468
>anglels
>not even sniffing the playoffs
>most overrated player in the majors on the roster
Pick three
>skags
Dubs and Skaggs gives up a grand slam
>>75178493
>Rangers
>Talking about the playoffs
>>75178533
When's the last time your team made the playoffs?
Topkek m8 talk shit get hit.
>>75178533
god i hope cruz dies of cancer
alright guys calm down
>>75178571
Kys
>tfw Beltre will have to retire soon
Hold me bros
I don't want to feel this feel.
>>75178493
imagine being so mad that you call the greatest player in baseball history overrated
>>75178576
you first
>>75178533
too soon
>>75178560
>W-We choked more recently than you did
the absolute state of the Rags
>>75178571
Eat shit retarded tripcancer
Me Joey Gallo!
Me hit ball!
But most likely me strike out badly
Gomez is bad
>>75178590
That's not Lou Gehrig.
>>75178599
You well never be as mad as this lels poster.
Is Skaggs elite
>>75178649
no, gomez is just bad
>>75178590
So good he can't even overcome his team.
I thought the GOAT didn't need other greats to win.
Stat-padder as fuck.
>R
>>75178662
Stop posting 3DPD. This is beisbol thread.
Post more Trout and Beltre.
>>75178668
this isn't the NBA u nerd
>>75178668
>stat padding surrounded by Pooholes and Calhoun
>>75178680
OBSESSED
B
S
E
S
S
E
D
>>75178699
AND THEY STILL CAN'T EVEN GET TO .500 IN A SEASON
TOPKEK
>>75178694
say that to my face see what happens
>>75178710
is what the rangers are, yes
>>75178698
Confirmed retard
>>75178729
holy shit are u a pupper
>>75178729
That's a terroristic threat.
You're going down buddy.
>>75178734
Obsessed with winning.
Meme magic will overcome all odds.
>>75178729
It's about to get ruff in here
>>75178778
GO TO HELL CARLOS
>>75178778
stop
ELVIS!!!!!
>>75178729
reported to FBI for illegal ownership of assault rifle
>didn't even strikeout
scrub
>skuggz
E L V I S
L
V
I
S
>Skaggs
>Lels Angleles Anglels of Lelaheim
>giving up a dinger to a non-power hitter
>>75178724
I dont think you understand what just happened
>>75178850
explain einstein
>>75178847
>implying Elvis isn't a beefcake after his 8 dinger season
Skaggs being hit hard
>>75178863
Trout is putting up tremendous numbers surrounded by literal garbage. That means he is a very good baseball player
>>75178881
Enjoy missing the postseason again.
LUCROY!!!!!
>People hating on Lucroy early in the season
APOLOGIZE
>Odor flapping his 3rd grade teacheresque arm fat into the path of the ball for a free base
Despicable
welp
see you all in tomorrows thread
>>75178900
He's really not that good if he's not winning.
Sorry, that's how it works.
He's overrated, he'll spend his prime working for .500.
Better luck next decade, kid.
>>75178920
pussy
>>75178933
that's fucking disgusting
>>75178920
you know who >you're playing right?
>>75178920
Fairweather Angels "fans", everyone.
LUCROY
>>75178945
kek
salty angles fan detected
>>75178960
sauce?
>>75178968
i know one is piper perri
Reminder that Mike Trout will eventually be a Ranger
>>75179016
Literally always happens in OOTP
Watch that lels.
Your GOAT just struck out.
So fucking good. Greatest player in history.
Guess SKaggs isn't elite
>>75177528
jesus christ this obsession
>>75179026
>mfw
>>75178927
weak b8 m8
>>75179042
Literally no different than a chant at a game, you assdevastated snowflake child.
Should we accommodate your fragile feel-feels next time, faggot?
Why are rags so fucking salty?
>>75179070
"Heh-heh... I'm not mad, you're mad... Heh..."
>>75179085
delet
>>75179085
They've had a rough go at baseball
>1 strike away
>Meme ballpark
>no WS rings
>fan dying
>1 strike away again
>Last place with Memeiners
>best player Adrian "Girls name" Smellgay
etc
>>75179085
No salt here, friend.
>>75179085
>rags
>The absolute state of Angels fans early season hopes and dreams of winning the division
a dipoto acquired pitcher gets booty blasted
color me surprised
This Skaggs guy is desperate.
>Putting Angels/Rangers and Astros/Mariners on at the same time so we can't shitpost in each other's threads
Fuck you Rob Manfred
Two more down!
Kekkity kek
>rags
Gomez you shit
god dammit gomez
get the fuck out of the way
Gomez actually managing to look worse than Napoli tonight, impressive
Time to cut Gomez.
>>75179259
Five (5) runs to none. Zero. Nada. 0.
angels are GARBAGE
love the rangers
>>75179277
You really want Deshields as your everyday CF?
>>75179301
no i would not
>>75179292
>fourth (4th) place
Move over Trout, there's a new GOAT in town
When did you realize Nomar is the future GOAT?
>>75179301
If he really quit trying to put on more weight to add power and is just gonna stick to a speed guy like he promised then sure
>>75179346
Ah I remember when /sp/ actually had a okay variety of female trips
>>75179352
Looks like you're very upset, baby boy.
>>75179372
still haven't seen her nudes, fucking bullshit
>>75179364
But he can't get on base. Don't get me wrong, I really want him to be good because he's got something no one else on this team does, but it's looking rough
>>75179397
jasmine had a puffy vagina
Any of you guys ever wanted to suck a dick just to see what it's like?
Am I the only one?
Cole Hamels looking like he did back in his Philly days
>>75179452
make sure to give the dude a beer for your service
>>75179452
Yeah but finding non retarded and fat daddies on craigslist is hard
>>75179452
fucking faggot
>>75179477
I'm the one servicing him so he should give me a beer.
This game sucks
>>75179490
Wow. Rude.
>>75179452
This isn't the Astros thread m8
>>75179496
I'm having a good time.
>>75179496
Angelels fans detected
What a surprise, all the anglels fans are hiding.
What's gonna happen to Kim m8s?
>>75179571
>anglels fans
top kek, good one bro
The baseball season hasn't truly started until you see the Angels hit in to a billion double plays
Is beating the angels in the second week of april like winning a world series to ranger fans?
>>75179585
Just as creative as >rags which was a stale /hoc/ meme.
Your team sucks by the way. Why are they so awful?
>>75179655
Is constant asspain a way of life for Angels fans?
Is there a worse state to live in than California?
>1/2 the state is populated by illegal immigrants
>Has a whole ciry in SF dedicated to the lgbt community
>Shit gun laws
>Where most of the degenericy of the country comes from
>Can be be wiped out by an earthquake at any time
>Severly overpriced homes
>Worst traffic in country
>Illegals get cheaper tuition than legals
>California is ranked 48th in Math, and 49th in reading education
>Highest taxes in the country, and most of it going to help illegals
>They have the worst governor in the country, and he only got reelected because he has a D in front of his name
>Calirfonians ruin every state the move too. Arizona,Colorado,Oregon,Austin Texas
Can we kick them out of our country already?
Love how Angels fans are trying to chat shit to their superiors while they still can.
>>75179670
Stay obsessed kid
I'll just continue enjoying living 5 miles from the beach with no niggers and spics
>>75179698
You would never say nigger or spic in public.
Tough talk from a fairy faggot like you.
I love you Andrus you cheeky bastard
>>75179656
my team is winning rn nigga
ice up
Rangers about to go up 8-0.
Series sweep already in motion.
Nothin personnel kid.
>>75179725
Shut the fuck up
>>75179497
>>75179497
>>75179497
y'all talking about obsession lol get a load of this
>>75179747
>what does it mean
it means seattle and houston fags are a bunch of punk bitches
I've been to Dallas a few times and it's honestly boring as fuck. Hot as fuck. Shitty weather. Plain. Spics and fat whites everywhere.
At least in California I am in a city that's like 90% white and middle-upper class with a view of the beach.
Why did the Angels have to fuck up the near solidarity of circular logos in the AL West?
RALLY TIME BABY
Too little too late.
>>75179747
Astros and Mariners are two of the most reddit teams out there, and it doesn't help that both fanbases are filled with people who like to jerk themselves off over how le classy they are
>>75179772
Sheltered hippy trash.
>>75179772
Yeah, ok retard.
>>75179803
>sheltered
>hippy
>trash
Stay fucking jelly because none of those are true at all m8
>>75179799
Nobody on /sp/ even gave a shit about the Astros until last year. Just a bunch of leddit transplants.
>>75179817
You are a flaming faggot, though.
That's just the way it is.
Man, the Angels really are trash.
>>75179817
you realize you fit into one of those categories, right?
>>75179855
Nope
Only steers and queers come from texas
>>75179881
Cali-trash aren't introspective enough to think about what they say.
>>75179890
California is literally the fag capital of the world.
Try to come up with something instead of stealing from meme movies.
Rua kinda sucks desu
>>75179915
He can only hit lefties. I think Banister would have PH for him by now if the game were closer
>>75179907
You mean san francisco
I haven't meant anyone from there who wasn't a fag yet.
>OU and OSU having a university day for the Rangers
Absolutely Disgusting. Gas all the Okies.
>>75179923
Nah I meant the entire state.
Ohio State University is OSU.
>>75179933
lol both those schools are 25%+ Texans
Can we get some comback magic again lads
>>75179772
>District of Columbia
What were Andrus and Trout saying to each other?
>>75180020
Cheeky banter from Elvis as always.
Thank you black man
Nomar so slow
>rags
MAYBIN!!!!
>>75180019
sup my dude
just here at school
Rally
>>75180036
If I get doubles the Angels win, book it nigga.
oh no does this mean Dyson
>>75180045
>one run is a rally now
Grasping at straws.
>>75180063
le 72 ERA man is coming in the 9th
analsbro is just a psychic
Please don't fuck it up le 72.00 ERA guy
>>75180056
Le 72 ERA man will blow this save
>Through 3 appearances Sam Dyson's WPA is -1.34
jesus i've seen enough yank him
>rags
Jesus fucking Christ Dyson
T O L L E S O N
O
L
L
E
S
O
N
>>75180173
It's over.
Angels win.
oh christ it's really happening
>rags
LETS GO
mfw saw dannys dad walkin on state college towards the stadium
lmao
they the same dudes
You gotta be kidding me
Is it really gonna happen again
beltre woulda got that
Dyson better not screw us again
GET HIM THE FUCK OFF THE MOUND REEEEEEEE
I thought the rags were supposed to be good.
Angels are winning this division and there's nothing you can do about it.
Heres an idea maybe don't bring the guy who clearly is in his own head in during high leverage situations
of course it comes down to this
ONE
STRIKE
AWAY
oshit
OH BOY
Fuck you Dyson
>rags
dude can't even hide his body language
wonder if he'll last longer than tolleson did
give pooholes your energy \o/
>>75180278
They actually blew a 5-0 lead. There's no hope.
incommin pujols loud pop up
lmao
>>75177449
Inb4 walkoff
ONE
>ONE
STRIKE
>STRIKE
AWAY
>AWAY
AHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Thanks Dyson you fucking cunt
OOHHHHH SHIIIITTTT ANGGEELLLLSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
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Fuuuuuuuuuck
>gooby: dominant closer
nigga plz
>it's another 9th inning comeback episode
GET THIS FUCKING BUM OFF THE MOUND BANISTER
SUCK MY DICK RAGS
GO HALOS
free baseball!
Seriously, just fire Dyson. I'm so sick of this shit.
DYSON IS FAZED BEYOND REPAIR GET HIS ASS OUT OF THERE BANNY
Thank god we have another chance
Looking like the guy the Marlins practically gave away because he couldn't throw strikes.
Well it was a nice run I guess. But it has to be the end of the road now.
F R E E B A S E B A L L
R
E
E
I'm going to kill myself.
Thanks Dyson, you fuck.
>>75180328
This
He really has to be demoted now. Let's not hem and haw until mid May like we did last year
hmmm
>rags
>mfw
THANK YOU BASED TROUT
THANK YOU BASED TROUT
THANK YOU BASED TROUT
THANK YOU BASED TROUT
THANK YOU BASED TROUT
THANK YOU BASED TROUT
Fuck you Trout
Fuck you Trout
TYBT
TYBT
TYBT
>>75180367
What is "hem and haw" supposed to mean?
Some country fried bumpkin euphemism I'm sure, you white trash Texass retard.
Go Halos!
TROUT
TYBT
TYBT
TYBT
T R O U T S T A N D I N G
>rags
>>75180402
It means to waste your time debating shit instead of doing it. Not that guy.
Not even Napoli is immune to the greatness of Trout
TYBT
Fuck everything
>rags
F R E E
B A S E B A L L
>>75180415
>implying Napoli is good
>>75180414
Then day what you mean instead of using retarded sayings that don't make sense.
Fucking Texans are all retarded.
TYBT
>>75180439
He isn't but Napoli consistently reks the Angels to punish Scioscia for unironically thinking Jeff Mathis was a better catcher than him
>>75180458
i want to make perverted comments but i cant
>>75180459
>you now remember jeff mathis
bedrosian trying his hardest to implode I see
who /uci/ here?
>>75180488
are you asian?
>>75180472
He's still playing
>>75180488
hi anon, are you a chink? if not do you want to be friends?
B T F O
jesus christ
hey look defense matters
SIMMONS
GOAT tagger
How many strikes away were the Rangers from winning?
Distract yourself rags bros, before the inevitable happens
>>75180536
ONE
>>75180536
one (1) strike away
>>75180536
uno
un
ein
>>75180547
They can't be as bad as dyson
man jeffress looks like shit too
this is pretty much over
who else /whiskey/ here
Whatever, the Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl, nobody cares about boresball.
>>75180497
>>75180507
nah
semi black (srs)
>>75180596
>>75180596
>schedulebabbies
>good
>>75180597
I live in Newport and I did a lot of summer school at uci while I was in undergrad.
U cha bruh?
Just caught up on this game.
FUCK YOU DYSON! FFFFUUUUUUUUCK YOU, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!
>>75180597
thats ok with me
>>75180596
The Rams have won an Owl more recently than the Cowboys lmao
>>75180646
And more recently than the 49ers
How do we fix this bullpen?
umpball
FUCKING UMP BALL
Activate the umpball
>RAGS
ball don't lie fag
90 FEET AWAY
Game should be over honestly
Get em Carlos
LTBU
AAAAAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA
>RAGS
wew
LTBU
COMEBACK KINGS
LTBU!!! ANGELLSSS BABYY!!!!!!!!!
>rags
>rags
What a win
Damn what a bunt. LTBU
CURRY TIME
Damn >rags get it together
>hfw watching that
>RAGS
>A
>G
>S
>rags
>rags
Fucking LOL
>rags
>rags
thank you based Angels
>>75179496
I take it back
>rags
>>75177528
top kek
>>75180757
Bulge, is that you
>>75180757
is that a real baby?
wtf dude...
>>75180777
Trips confirm the baby is real.
>>75180777
He ded
RIP IN PIECE
>>75179585
Name?
>>75180959
please watch our sport
>rags