super fast munkey edition
nhl.com
good thread
inb4 delete
Posting in this one from now on. Other thread is on autosage.
>>75176406
lmao why would a monkey move like that
Posting before delete. That's a pretty speedy munkey.
OFFICIAL HOC BRACKET
T.andrew
Over 100 yulia posts are still up because janny is a lazy fag. I used a different ip for each of them
grease has a new general up
do your part and go report it
Grease on poopetual pooicide watch
fucfk you hjanny
is the crisis over?
>>75176406
Great thread
>>75176498
you absolute madman
Stay hydrated...or else anon.
Posting this again because playoff experience is the most important statistic.
>>75176555
bonaquan trips confirm
>>75176555
What's your choice of bottled water?
>>75176555
ok pulju
>>75176586
drank this when I was in the UK last year
kino water
laughing SO HARD at ted from akron
>>75176586
Boi you better know by now
>>75176586
patrician taste for me
>>75176586
Bottled Sparkle Water > Bottled Water
>>75176586
Dasani master race reporting
>>75176555
Based Norge
How can grease even compete
>>75176606
Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron
>>75176631
Pls explain
Grease thread is better to be desu
anyone else watching junior hockey tonight? i need my hockey fix man
>>75176586
*PSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
Ahh..
Cette premiere gorgee du jour
>>75176662
no it's not
>>75176663
strem?
>>75176666
Bonaquads
>>75176666
Nice try super Satan, you can't dissuade me from the true patrician taste.
>>75176678
can't find any lad, just watching it on local TV desu
For me its andrew > ted
>>75176666
DELET
>>75176697
reddit water go back
>>75176662
it's deleted kek
>>75176702
this. ted from akron just can't COMPETE
andrew what position do you play?
GREASE THREAD BTFO
SUCK IT FAGGOT
KINO
I
N
O
>>75176702
Whos ted?
>hoc chased Ted away
Faggots
I am sleepy
was fun playing with you
goodnight hockey, hockey land
>>75176724
>>75176719
feels great lads, we won
>>75176730
fuck off
>>75176721
Forward
I scored tonight in real life
Going to bed. Remember to stay hydrated /hoc/.
>haha the thread with legit news got deleted haha so epic lmao
>>75176749
cringe
>>75176749
>muh news
Hey grease respond to this post or you're permabanned
For me, it's Kokanee Glacier Fresh Beer (TM)
>>75176744
i envision you as a prime andrew ladd-esque player to be bonaquan with you
>>75176761
grease is already banned and using a proxy right now
kek
>>75176744
How was he?
>>75176736
You don't win by killing your enemies, nor their threads.
>>75176763
>mfw i saw that in the import section in america with a jacked up price
really made me think
How do I get a greasy pukslut gf?
>>75176566
Dude seriously BJ's are about to get BTFO just off of experience alone
>>75176800
>muh playoff experience
a meme stat
>the leafs reverse the sweep
>>75176778
I don't understand the question
>>75176817
I want thus to happen but I'm terrified of the consequences
>>75176778
kek
I guess this is some wish fulfillment bracket.
>don't post in grease threads haha come post my le epic reddit thread instead rolf xd
>he rates playoff caps
is there a /hoc/ bracket thingy on nhl.com
>playoff experience is a meme
Fedoralord.png
>>75176867
stay mad
>>75176880
no they'll just link you to the reddit one
>>75176856
>>75176880
https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/leagues/hoc
>>75176842
nice reddit multi-reply
>>75176813
>haha dude first time being in the post season playing against the defending champs is not nerve wracking at all
t. Virgin who never played sports
I'm trying to think of a player who was really good a couple years ago and completely fell off the face of the earth. Can you jog my memory /hoc/?
>>75176942
Malkin
>>75176856
> rags and pongs in the ECF
> hawks in the SCF
> pongs in the SCF
> hawks win it all
ftfy
>>75176930
ty bb
>>75176942
entire reddithawks roster
>>75176942
/hoc/
>>75176932
How did you know.
>>75176952
>rugs making the ecf much less the second round
>>75176964
deep
>>75176942
Ovechkin
vegas giving better odds to the >rags than the bj's to make it to round 2
is there a /hoc/ bracket league lads?
>>75176942
McDavid
120 points in 47 games a couple years ago
100 in 82 this year
BUST
>>75176979
Vegas is never wrong. I can't believe so many of you are falling for the BJ meme.
>>75176856
A very good and accurate post.
>>75176985
no fuck off
>>75176985
Yeah you'll find it here
www.reddit.com
>>75176970
> he thinks the rags dont have the easiest route to the ECF
Rags would be eliminated first round if they had to play anyone on the bottom half of the bracket.
>>75176952
>rags getting past montreal
This is how I know you're a casual who doesn't actually watch hockey.
>>75176998
>>75177002
we've done one every year but fine be that way faggots
>>75176406
Subban
>>75177009
hasb sweep em in six
lundpads is shit in general and even shittier at the bell center
>>75177025
faggot
Hello fellow NineGaggers!
>>75176797
>>75177033
>sweep
>in 6
do you know what a sweep is retard?
Haven't seen a Swede or a Finn posting for hours desu.
>>75177009
Montreal swept the rags this season. The Habs literally lit up Lundquist in every game.
Honestly Montreal is probably the worst matchup the rags could have had.
>>75177061
>>75177061
hownu.ru
or is this some advanced >rags autism?
r8
>>75177017
Montreal and the sens are dog dick ass shit fuck for teams. Get fucking real kid. rags had to compete against the metro. The real division not that cupcake baby shit in the Atlantic.
Where's grease?
>>75177084
not bad but check this out
>>75177101
Making Tzatziki
And watching refugees board the shores of greece
>>75176942
tommy wingels
>>75176942
the entire LA kings roster, besides carter
who you got for the conn smythe?
>>75176942
Voynov :^)
>>75177101
drawing triangles in the sand and scratching his head
>>75177141
panarin my dude
Rags knocking out the habs will be fucking LIT.
>Muh regular season
Can't wait for the salt
>>75177141
Kyle Quincey, out of fucking nowhere
>>75177141
>People believe more in Dubnyk than McDavid, Kessel, Malkin, Price, TJ, Getzlaf, Toews, Backstrom, Crosby
wth?
>>75177141
Bill gets his after being robbed last year
>>75177141
Mcdavid
>>75177120
>even destitute Afriniggers don't want to stay in that shithole
Laughing SO hard at Bemus from Thessaloniki
>rags fags out in full force
>>75177141
Bob
>>75177141
Jake Guentzel.
>goals in 8 straight
>>75177172
>>People believe more in Dubnyk than McDavid, Kessel, Malkin, Price, TJ, Getzlaf, Toews, Backstrom, Crosby
Think about it like odds. If the Wild actually do that well how do you think they got there? Teams with more elite players might each have slightly less odds.
>>75177141
Getzlaf
>>75177172
If Dubnyk goes supernova he can drag the >mild there. Meanwhile, even if McDavid scores 20 points the Oilers might not make the SCF
>>75177193
>does this look like the face of mercy
>>75177166
there are people itt right now, reading our posts, breathing air, taking up real space and time, that actually think any team from the Atlantic is worth a stinky smelly shit.
>>75177172
you're not good at gambling. dubnyk has no one else on his team that could possibly win it so if they make it to the finals he's winning it. the good teams actually have multiple good players
>>75177193
What's with the penguins and their ability to get gumpy elite players
>>75177193
DA SNAKE
>>75177175
>throw a cheeky 5 on bill
>easy 175
might have to do this
>>75177222
they have the longest active playoff streak in both the nhl and the ahl. they're just well run now
>>75177247
Excellent post
Reminder that if you had boston winning over the Sens that you might as well just toss out your bracket.
>>75177247
>>75177266
you're not fooling anyone
>>75177198
>>75177214
>>75177221
I didn't think it through
Makes sense what you're saying
>>75177247
God damn. Saw this and couldn't resist the urge to upvote.
>>75177247
Best post ITT
>>75177247
Nostradamus kiwe selecting the Stanley cup winner
>there are people browsing this board RIGHT NOW that unironically believe Matthews won't win the calder
>>75177247
ayyyyyyyyyyyy
reddit gold for a gold caliber team am I rite??
>>75177247
Damn thats a FINE ASS POST
How long is Letang out? Who is in goal for pongs?
How about the caps, how dynamic is Shattenkirk with them?
Tell me about the oilers, should I trust Mcdavid? or does he not have enough support?
>>75177247
Criminally underrated post
>>75177322
fuck off retard casual nigger
>>75177322
Letang out 4 to 6 months with neck surgery
Murray was practicing today and is in goal
>>75177247
Post of the year, all years
>>75177337
faggot
>>75177247
I approve
>>75177247
138th post best post
>>75177322
Latang is ded
Shattencuck is irrelevant
McDavid or bust for the coilers
>>75177094
Habs swept the rags this year. Lundquist is shit now. Get real kid, the stats are not on your side.
What if the >rags win the Cup?
>>75177247
Great post
Great team
Great fans
>>75177358
faggot
Sens desu
>>75177361
What if Lundpads re-ignites this playoff?
>>75177247
GREAT post!
>>75177371
Fuck off reddit and fuck off Jim
>>75177322
McJesus has dominated the >shorks all year and the >shorks' top 2 centres are both questionable
>>75177247
Include me in the screencap
>>75177266
>>75177289
>>75177295
>>75177312
>>75177324
>>75177338
>>75177357
unironically still better than grease
>>75177371
>People think the bruins have a chance
>>75177371
got bad news for you lad
>>75177372
More likely Montreal lights him up like they already did earlier this year.
>>75177424
CNN is fake news Norge
For me its the hawks
>>75177266
>>75177277
>>75177287
>>75177289
>>75177295
>>75177306
>>75177312
>>75177324
>>75177338
>>75177353
>>75177357
>>75177368
>>75177389
>>75177396
>>75177420
Swell fucking posts my dudes
>>75177424
>CNN
That's your problem
>>75177420
Rate
12 rounds 12 teams snake draft
>>75177463
2020 is the year of the Leafs
If Toronto wins the series against the caps, how will this maniac act?
who is /hoc/'s team in this league?
>>75177467
Nice handwriting.
>>75177467
>the state of leaf penmanship
>>75177467
>Hornqvist
Looks like he's playing 3rd line this year. The manlets overtook him.
>>75177424
Literally 100% of those are them reporting on OTHER people calling him Hitler.
...Good bait though.
>>75177467
Your handwriting is horrible m8
>>75177467
How's grade 2 lad
>>75177467
there are faggots in this thread that don't know what this is from
>>75177486
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAFS WIN!!!!!!!!
>>75177487
The Wallabies
>Sestito still on the Pongs lineup
Bob better keep his head on a swivel
>Go to get water
>Roommate watching ESPN
>Top 10 Hockey Highlights of the season
>Completely butcher every name, especially MacKinnon and Monahan's
Why is ESPN so terrible?
>>75177486
Burst a blood vessel
I hope he knocks out kypreos
>>75177486
sadly we will never know for sure
>perds
>>75177487
Stampede
Superior beverage coming through.
Also, the Leafs beat the Caps in 7 games.
>>75177467
Do you have an illness that affects your motor functions?
>>75177581
>the tennis sean
>>75177585
Great post
>>75177581
Don't bully Tennessee. Went to Smoky Mountains last fall, it's comfy incarnate.
>>75177581
sad as fuck desu.
>>75177532
This
>>75177563
They got a bunch of blacks who don't know shit on hockey except for subban and simmons
>>75177247
Archive this thread NOW
>>75177600
Took me a second but I kek'd
>>75177582
comfy town they play in
What is /hoc/ listening to tonight?
https://youtu.be/bAXPUN2z2CE
>>75177640
Fugg
>>75177642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH5aq4V0Ywk
>>75177486
i hate steve reddit so much
>>75177642
Intelligent hockey podcast that's telling me the Rags will beat Montreal in 7.
>>75177640
I would imagine most, if not all of New Zealand is somewhat comfy. Maybe not the city, but everywhere else
>>75177642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvTRZJ-4EyI
>>75177642
Best DnB from the Dutch
https://youtu.be/GFag6Y_Nl5M
>>75177642
Was just listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9WOBsPVjFE
>>75177669
He's a guy I like. But he isn't that bad.
>>75177679
>Rags
>Winning in 7
>Without St. Louis and crippling price
Hahahaha
>rags
>>75177691
my man
>rags think they'll win a single game, let alone 4
>>75177709
>>75177730
now those are some smuk fruks
>>75177221
Eric Staal has the name recognition and Suter has the American factor. Dubnyk is just a sucker bet.
>>75177487
Dunedin desu
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Rags
>Rags
>Rags
I can't FUCKING WAIT untill the Rangers send you dumb fucking leafs into the shadowrealm.
>>75177765
cringe
>>75177642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibaw_-AO9ug
>>75177601
>>75177777
RAGS BTFO
>>75177777
>>75177467
bad handwriting/10
>>75177760
Dubnyk has the fact that the rest of the team is shit and not winning without him
>>75176938
14 players on CBJ are coming off record seasons and/or just memed their way to a calder cup.
and of course, there's endless video of Matt Murray now.
Pengs get fucked in 6
Caps beat CBJ in five round 2.
>>75177777
nice
>>75177777
>rags
>raggots
>lundshit
>padqvist
>>75177805
discard this opinion
>>75177777
>rags
>>75177801
KEK
>>75177804
I'm taking that bet. Mild WCF in my bracket so far.
>>75177777
>rags
>a
>g
>s
>>75177777
>rags
>>75177489
>>75177495
@75177517
>>75177524
>>75177593
>>75177802
I broke my right hand fighting my girlfriends brother nearly a month ago and my left would look even worse
>>75177506
Aren't those manlets injured? That's why I took him
>>75177529
Are those faggots from cric?
>>75177777
>>75177805
>endless video
>30+ wins while splitting heavy time with MAF and a shitty revolving door of a D.
Keep memeing though. Sid has more goals than all the BJs centers combined.
>>75177855
lmao what a faggot
>>75177777
Checked
>rags
>>75177855
>rags
>>75177642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMUhQLYnY9M
Song of the playoffs
>>75177855
what the fuck is his problem?
>>75177642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9zvWR14KJQ
>>75177852
Penguins will only be missing Letang. Hagelin will be back this series.
>>75177513
Not falling for this bait desu.
>>75177873
TORONTO YES!
>>75177895
If you can't see how Drumpf is Hitler, there is something wrong with you.
>>75177887
TFW no ring
St. Louis is a shithole and everyone there is a fat fuck.
>>75177920
[Lubed] Sydney Cole – Slippery Teen (NEW 24.01.2017) [720p] – Sydney Cole – Slippery Teen 720p.mp4
Good night lads.
>>75177642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMdrk-vCACI
>>75177931
would fug desu
>>75177777
>rags
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IIkjxE4H3n
>>75177920
Trumps a massive idiot but Hitler is hyperbole
for me its the blackhawks
>>75177777
Rags in 7 confirmed
>reddithawks gonna get eliminated by the fucking perds
WEW
>>75177977
Reddithawks a shit but that's not happening
>>75177977
dubbes confirm
>>75177961
if he actually said that then there's at least one shitcongo shithawk that's likable
>>75177960
Yeah. Hitler was somewhat smart.
>>75177980
>but that's not happening
>>75177988
Terrible artist though am I right haha
>>75177996
delusion but would be pretty based
>>75177988
>that post
>those digits
:0
>>75177986
he doesn't play for chicago
they kicked him out for being so anti reddit
>>75178002
wrong, he had trouble with some perspective and school would've turned him into a great artist
Last 2 digits suffers a career ending injury in the first round.If repeating digits that team also gets swept.
>>75177894
What happened to 3-4 weeks? Literally nobody picked him.
>>75177996
Replace Anaheim with Calgary, and this would be great
>>75178030
MURRAY BTFO
>>75178030
Goalers BTFO
>>75178018
Damn I've been to that building
Spoopy
>>75177996
>bloos going anywhere
>>75178030
DELET
>>75178059
>murray
>not lundfag
kys yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKSpEfPOTo
>>75178100
based as fuck
>>75178100
ISLANDERS 2 HARTFORD
>>75178100
Tomorrow the New York rangers are playing against the Montreal habs for a chance to eventually win the Stanley cup! A bunch of other teams are playing!! I'm so pumped the night before the NHL playoffs begin is like the night before the NFL regular season begins for me. Truly nothing compares with NHL playoffs.
Will the rangers win the Stanley cup!?! Probably not!?! Will they beat the Habs!?! Idk!? Will I be heartbroken at some point over the next few weeks/months??? Very likely. But god damnit I'm excited. I'm so excited.
I'll be in class tomorrow night when that puck drops but heck you know I'll be sneaking off to the bathroom to peek on my phone who can blame me!?
I LOVE THIS TIME OF THE YEAR FOLKS!!!!!!! I'm FREAKING PUMED!!!! LGR!!!! LG HOCKEY!!!!
>>75178137
>LE U R LE REDDID :DD
Pethetic
>>75178140
I wish I have your energy to support the Ducks.
>>75178140
>RAGS
>>75178140
>Tomorrow the New York rangers are playing against the Montreal habs for a chance to eventually win the Stanley cup! A bunch of other teams are playing!! I'm so pumped the night before the NHL playoffs begin is like the night before the NFL regular season begins for me. Truly nothing compares with NHL playoffs.
>Will the rangers win the Stanley cup!?! Probably not!?! Will they beat the Habs!?! Idk!? Will I be heartbroken at some point over the next few weeks/months??? Very likely. But god damnit I'm excited. I'm so excited.
>I'll be in class tomorrow night when that puck drops but heck you know I'll be sneaking off to the bathroom to peek on my phone who can blame me!?
>I LOVE THIS TIME OF THE YEAR FOLKS!!!!!!! I'm FREAKING PUMED!!!! LGR!!!! LG HOCKEY!!!!
>when you aren't sure if you're reddit enough so you double down
>>75178140
Good on you. Don't listen to the delusional habscucks. Rags in 7.
>>75178140
>chicago is still the preferred reddit team
If i see "reddit" one more time I'm gonna blow crosbys brains out. leave it up to a bunch of hoc autists to talk about reddit every 5 fucking posts. you fags are worse than pol
>>75176494
Exceptional taste.
How do you guys take your beer. I Usually mix it with just a tad if ginger ale and fresh honey. It doesn't take away from the flavour and actually prevent beer farts
>>75177955
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mfeW1UJO3n
>>75178140
>rags
>>75178182
>Grease died for this
Truly the hero /hoc/ does not deserve.
>>75178196
half beer half bonaqua, shake and strain
>>75178180
yes obviously nothing tops the reddithawks
>>75178201
GOOD POST
I WANT THE PLAYOFFS TO BEGIN NOW NOT TOMORROW NIGHT
>>75178201
kek
>>75178201
QUALITY
>>75178201
so this is what autism sounds like
>>75178239
>scheduling multiple playoff games at the same time
FUCK GARY
>>75178264
>8 matchups
>5 one night
>3 the next
WTF????
>>75178196
>leaf
>drinking beer
>adds honey
>a tad of ginger ale
>a tad
>beer farts
god you people are priceless
>>75178100
I love this song even though I'm a Ducks fan.
Teams sorted by Reddit-ness
1) Chicago
2) Penguins
3) Toronto
4) Rags
5) Oilels
6) Caps
7) Ducks
8) Shorks
9) Boston
10) Blue Jackets
11) Montreal
12) Wild
13) Sens
14) Calgary
15) Predators
16) St. Louis
>>75178282
It actually works. Don't take it from me use bing and find out yourself
>>75178264
truly the bettjew's cruelty knows no limits
i feel like ott vs bos will be the forgotten one. everyone will watch the other two to hopefully see the >rags and pongs crushed
Laughing so hard at the Minnesota Wild
>>75178297
t. Jets fan
cmon they sucked Laine's dick all year and ignored Matthews until the end
>>75178297
breddy gud. i'd bump clagary and shottawa up a bit though.
>>75178299
>use bing
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA i can't take anymore
>>75178297
Switch middle and bottom since all those teams at the bottom have more subs than the middle
>>75178327
>not using bing for porn
noob spotted
>>75178338
>watching porn
>>75176942
Luc bourdon
>>75178338
>watching the pornographic Jew
>tfw they actually lived up to expectations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk6Xst6euQk&t=4080s
Attention /hoc/: I want to fuck the girl holding the red Solo cup at 1:08:00 into the video.
>>75178354
better than mcmeem to be desu
>get busted and only play half a season
>>75178354
Daily reminder that Matthews would've won the Art Ross if he'd played with Schiefele and Laine would've ended the season in the AHL if he played with Hyman.
>>75178318
What are you going on about?
>>75178354
Who's Elisa?
>>75178338
>watches porn
>uses bing to make sure uncle billy can keep tabs on your cuckold fetish
I'm actually starting to feel bad
>>75178368
this. mcmeme was a claviclecuck in his rookie season
>>75178357
autism
>>75178354
>wearing goaler numbers
Fucking faggots
>>75178357
she's built like a mini fridge
>tfw haven't had sex in a month and a half
>minnesota
What happened to Biggesota?
>>75178453
You obviously are not looking at the right girl. I trusted you to do ONE thing and all you did was let me down.
>>75178453
I wanna put my beer in her if you get my meaning
>>75178476
Just slumping smart. Gonna roll the playoffs.
>>75178473
>tfw never had sex
>tfw some here say it's because I don't wear the right footwear.
>>75178502
What footwear do you wear?
>>75177642
Comfy desu
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TeyHPAdxuy0
>>75178502
Just be yourself.
>>75178473
fat chicks lad, they are disposable
>>75178357
>white people dancing
Do you agree?
>>75178555
yes
>>75178555
I do. McChickenshit us a speed baby who will be irrelevant in 5 years. Matthews is Crosby 2.0
>>75178555
Both McDavid and Crosby are better than Matthews
The Caps will choke in the first round
>>75178555
>laffer delusion
never gets old
>>75178526
>I have 'spergers
>>75178608
>bird cup
Let it happen bettman
>>75178608
One of the more respectable brackets I've seen.
>>75177642
Bear//face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjVUanlD1HQ
>>75178555
McMeme is the better individual player but Mathews will win more cups.
>>75178555
Fucking Jeff lol
>>75178626
Penguins aren't birds dummy they can't fly
>>75178555
obviously i disagree
>>75178582
It's true though.
>>75178589
>Mathews is Crosby 2.0
An incredibly overrated player propped up by bettman?
>>75178640
Did you forget what team Matthews is on?
Braqet
>>75178650
>"I'm a casual reddit memer" the post
LEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFSSSSSSS
>>75178640
>Matthews will win more cups
>Matthews is on the Toronto Maple Leafs
name a more reddit captain than toes
protip you cannot
>>75178661
Very good, my man.
>>75178650
downvoted
>>75178661
Wow, some real gutsy choices you made there faggot
Go kill yourself
>>75178663
>I take obvious b8: The Post
If you think McDavid isn't going to Toronto the second his rookie deal ends, you've got another thing coming.
>>75178679
for now
>>75178681
mcmeme
>>75178696
Where is Matthews going
>>75178693
>not taking b8
Do you even /hoc/?
>>75178707
Arizona
>>75178692
Sorry, I'm not trying to call LE MAY MAY UPSETS that wouldn't happen in a million years.
r/hockey down or something?
BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Canucks are a shit franchise
McBenchpoints is a fucking bitch
>>75178707
Pongs
>>75178707
McDavid got a taste of playing with Matthews in the World Cup and my sources tell me he's hooked.
>>75178555
Laine will outperform them both next season. Cap it.
I'll tattoo the tip of my penis to look like Matthews' pigsnout if he doesn't.
>>75178718
BRRRRRRRFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
t. Sidney Crosby himself
why do the chiraqis like >>75178715 reference reddit so much?
>>75178754
>STOP ATTACKING ME
Because it's accurate. Fuck off.
>all those brackets with Ottawa eliminated in round 1
Why does /hoc/ have such shit hockey knowledge?
>30 goals
>70 (seventy) assists
"He's just that good goyi-hockey fan. No reason to think about it despite the ludicrousness of a 30/70 statline"
>>75178731
>Rutherford trades Pouliot, Fleury, and a 2nd round pick for Matthews
>>75178716
WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON
>>75178767
i'm not the guy you were arguing with buddy
maybe if you went back to redddit you could read usernames
>>75178768
just like the last time the dooks won the cup
i like this bracket
>>75178770
More like 30+20+40+10.
30 goals
20 first assists
40 second assists
10 phantom assists
>McSecondary will NEVER have a Calder Trophy
lmao memethews already is better
>>75178768
>says others have shit hockey knowledge
>has Ottawa winning the Cup
>>75178770
If he has never scored a goal he'd be 18th in league scoring LELMAO!!!!!!!!!!
>>75178801
>McDavid will never have a clip art pig nose
Mcgaykid btfo
>when the bjs played the pens in 2013-14 it was blasphemy to cheer for the pens on /hoc/ instead of rooting for the bjs
>when the bjs play the pens the year it will be solid shitting on whichever team is losing
is this a sign that Columbus has made it?
>>75178770
>not even top 20 in goals despite playing all 82 games
cringe
>>75178821
He will never score 40 goals in a season either.
When does speed give out? 25? McDavid has a shot like wet noodle.
>>75178832
Matthews plays for the leafs, enough said
Playoffs
How does /hoc/ deal with the fact that the leafs have the best rookie group OF ALL TIME?
>>75178788
Kippers
I'd recognize that butt anywhere
>>75178853
And McDavid plays for a team that just made the playoffs for the first time in a decade.
Edmonton is a shit city too. McDavid can't wait to get out of there.
>>75178858
I feel nothing but sheer anticipation as I wait for Washington to tear through the >laffs pathetic defense.
Can't wait to watch McCuckold get exposed in the playoffs tbhfams
>>75178696
>implying he won't sign in Edmonton next year for 10 years at 12mil a season
>>75178858
IT'S THE SAME BABY BODY
There would be nothing more sweet than to see McMeme get Lindros'd or Bertuzzi'd by a Calgary Flame
Daily reminder that the Leafs have been a franchise for 100 (ONE HUNDRED) years and have been absolutely abhorrent for the past 50 (FIFTY)
>>75178827
>Ted from Akron elimination night
Can't wait.
>>75178898
The NHL playoffs aren't what they use to be. He will do just fine.
>>75178898
boilers are gonna get shrekt desu
>>75178858
Feel bad for Mitch. I don't think his frail vessel will survive the NHL.
>>75178857
feels good
>>75178869
I'd take a 10 year playoff drought over a fifty year cup drought
>>75178992
Neither team has won in your lifetime, so it really makes no difference.
>bracket failed to save
What now lads?
>>75179004
an hero
the oilers are /ourteam/ right?
>It's the American laffs bandwagoner gets mad at McDavid episode
R8 it
>>75179035
Are you me?
>>75179035
based
>>75179004
Post your predictions along with "cap this post" for future Youvotes
>>75179002
This is how laffers rationalize being laffers LOL*
>>75178661
>hawks vs pens final
>>75179020
/ourguy/ is on /ourteam/
>>75179002
World War II didn't happen in our lifetime so it's irrelevant
>>75179093
that was my reasoning lad
btw how long until NZ and Australia become hokkei powerhouses? We have the mene ability, so it shouldn't be far off
>wanting a Nashville vs Columbus final
Tips
>>75179093
>is on
but anon they said the Oilers not the Condors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-rpAbZ6rII
The only question is whether this duo is recreated in Toronto or Edmonton, and who the fuck would want to play in Edmonton?
>>75179108
Lol this is hockey not war faggot
Leave your basement and get some perspective
>>75179115
Good post
Australia has a player in the Washington Capitals system S. Walker
NZ already has a cute field hockey team
>tfw no more beer left
>tfw can't get playoff craziness out of my head
>tfw can't sleep
>tfw work tomorrow
Fug
>>75179115
You can't skate.
Speaking of skating, watch Marner at the 50 second mark: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjev3H5r_mw
>>75179190
I'd love her to beat my gonads to a bloody pulp with that hokkei stick if you catch my drift
>with the 11th overall pick the Carolina Hurricanes select Cody Glass of the Portland Winterhawks
fyi the top team in the entire chl, the regina pats, are on the verge of being swept in five games by the swift current broncos
>>75179247
Glass is going Top 5.
>>75179247
>with the being complete shit overall pick the carolina hurricanes organization picks relocation to quebec city
>>75179274
The >tiggers are also in danger
>>75179247
dont you mean quebec?
>mfw both the laffs and >rags get swept
>birds chirping
>>75179309
grab the gun and let off a few rounds to shut them up
>>75179309
You should move to America. We haven't even gone to sleep yet, let alone been woken up.
>>75179309
>snoreway
>can't snore
Pottery
>we
won't even win the draft lottery will we
>muh dick
>>75179344
>dave randorf
plz no
>>75179175
The moon landing didn't happen in our lifetime it's irrelevant
>>75179331
you'll be better off with nico anyway
>>75179216
What did he mean by this?
>>75179331
Hey at least >your team will win the relocation to Seattle
>>75179356
He's tough on the ears but Debrusk is great and Cassie has that comfy milf voice.
>>75179373
Lol that dog's look of confusion
>>75179344
A-atleast it's n not Romacuck
>>75179380
>xheattle
LOOK AT HIM AND LAFF
>>75179356
Randorf is the best >we could have hoped for given how shit Rogers' PBP men are. Cassie Campbell is shit but Louie is good at least
viktor arvidsson is going to score four (4) goals in one (1) game against the blackhawks
>>75179407
id rather have quinn than randork
>>75179344
>Cassie Campbell
No thanks. She's got a fivehead and a receding hairline.
>Five (5) games tomorrow
So what are you watching /hoc/?
>>75179380
the avs get to go back to quebec
>>75178992
>20 years no cup
Of course you would.
>>75179424
Quinn is too dumb to tell players apart
>that time he called "Benning's" first goal but RNH was the actual goal scorer
>>75179362
The moon landing is more recent than a leafs cup
>>75179465
kek
KEK
>>75179461
but hes been the voice of the oilers forever, remember captainethanmoreau?
Fuckin....
>rags
>>75179431
Rags/Habs and Shorks/Oils
I refuse to watch any game involving the redditsota mild
You are now aware 32 teams can't come soon enuf
>>75179488
>thinking sonic texture is more important than not being shit
I bet you like Bib Cole
Cuthbert and Ferraro are the only tolerable Canadian broadcasters
Americans gets a cornucopia of Doc, Strader, Forslund, Albert...
>>75179507
It's late Gary go to bed
>>75179488
Remember when Ferraro was Colour with him?
fuck hockey fuck white people
>>75179520
Kenny is based
>>75179520
Gord Miller is good
>>75179586
Fair point.
>>75179527
THAT DOES NOT BELONG IN THE NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE
Excellent call btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13FnJwlUCcg
>>75179520
Gary Thorne is the best yank
If you were forced to cheer for the team that won the Cup the year you were born, what team would you be a fan of?
>world championship coming up
>france is in
>>75179629
Thorne hasn't called games in 15 years and he was awful with names. But he had some legendary calls.
>>75179629
Gary Thorne is the best, period.
>>75179646
He did a couple Kings games this year.
>>75178182
What did Crosby ever do to you besides being the best player in the world?
who /nervous/ here?
>>75179638
habs
>>75179660
I'm probably going to cry when the caps get knocked out again.
>>75178582
you have to be redpill then you can have sex with any girl you want
i made the thread on time
>>75179679
>>75179679
>>75179679
>>75179684
not caps but iktfb
>>65176703
>>75179692
Yeah but
>>75176703
>>75179520
No American broadcast has ever come anywhere close in quality to Hockey Night in Canada.
>>75179638
>coilers
never ever
>>75178661
Kys
>>75178589
except Crosby passes the puck. Mathews is a Dick Rash wannabee