St Louis Cardinals vs. Washington Nationals game thread

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Here's to not suffering another embarrassment.

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Nats fan checking in.

>TARDINALS
>METHINALS
>SHITINALS
>CROOKINALS

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>>75175195
You're such an original thinker.

>>75174958
>1-0

Alright let's hope Lynn won't fuck us over

hopeful to shake off the embarassments against the fucking Phillies of all teams

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>>75175324
>mfw jeremy guthrie

>it's a 'Gio gets rocked' episode
I've seen this one before.

>Kershaw?

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>>75175337
I try to forget

>>75175401
I'm a musician and I had a show saturday night, so fortunately, I didn't have to watch it.

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>>75175385
so have I

>You play hard and put up the numbers
Then why is Peralta and Adams still around.

Wobble Baby.

>>75174958

>>75175244
I'm cautiously optimistic about Lynn. Martinez is going to be good. It's the rest of the pitching staff that worries me.

baesd Murph

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r/c: schaden kebab

>commercial in Spanish
For what purpose

That was a deep dong

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oh Gio, why?

How good can Grichuk be?

>ESPN signal showing me ESPNews

Fuck you comcast.

>>75176350
Greatchuk

>>75176350
I think Grichuk and Piscotty have a hell of a lot of potential.

WERTHQUAKE

Would be nice to watch the game instead of Jackie Robinson bullshit espn

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I'm actually relieved it's not on ESPN. I'm already sick of their shitty broadcasting and the season is only 9 days in...

>crads pitching

no i don't like this.

DINGERS BAYBEE

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'nother dinger

DINGERS

>>75176509
Yeah yeah yeah. We know. No Jews. No women. No blacks. Yawn.
>why is it that white supremacists are always the least supreme white people?

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>>75176604

???

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Why can't I hold all these dingers?

>tardinals

kek, enjoy the nl central basement

>>75176665
Th-thanks you too

So the cardinals pitchers are using pine tar?

>>75176745
With how bad STL pitching is, does it really matter?

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>>75176745
What makes you think that?

"dusty had a great run in chicago"

>sub .500
>ruined the careers of mark prior and kerry wood
>an autist with a radio and a turtleneck ends his season

>>75176773
Goddamn. Look how fucked up his right hand is in relation to his left hand.

>>75176796
As compared to the dumpster fire that the organization was before? It's all relative muh man.

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>>75176773
>>75176804

What a bad pitcher

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>>75176825
Hahahahaha.

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MURPHY

Nats seem like a real fun team to watch this year

SEE YOU TATER

Do you think they're going to stop walking Bryce to get to Murph any time soon?

>tfw the pitching is going to make this season feel long as the Cubes continue their Champion shitpost tour

>>75176899
The line up is brutal. The rotation is elite. The bench is strong. The only weakness so far is the pen.

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AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA FUCK YOU TARDINALS FANS

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>>75176940

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>>75176968

There's a new sheriff in town in the NL Central now faggot, and you all know it so GET FUCKED LMFAO

>>75176989
The Cardinals haven't been this bad since 2011.

>>75177014

>tards fans already checking out for the season

FUCKING LEL

How many of you actually attend nats games?

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>>75177039
2011 must have been before your time. They started the season sucking and ended it with a WS title.

They gave the fat guy some cake

>>75177083

No I just don't keep up with you faggots

>>75177085
they should've slammed it in his fat fucking face

>>75177083
No more poopholes to carry you in the post season now

>>75177039
>checking out

I'll probably still watch 100+ games and go see these losers get beat down at Kauffman stadium.

They still suck though

>>75177056
I go to 6 or 7 games a year.

>>75177112
Just sayin, it's a little early in the season to start circle jerking the Cubs as hard as some of these band wageners.

>>75177151

Honestly, I can't say shit because I was watching 100+ games and driving 6 hours twice a month to see the cubs get #rekt for years.

The shit you put up with just because you grew up poor with only WGN and local channels...

It was always a sad fucking Sunday when the White sux had the Sunday game

Are they gonna finally pitch to Bryce now?

>>75177184
What can i say? i love baseball.

>>75177153
i go to maybe 4 or 5 games a year

>>75177209

I'm getting better at loving baseball. I've always just loved the Cubs. The Ryno/Grace/Dunston/Dawson teams are my first memories.

I've got a 1993 set of baseball cards I got at the stadium for being one of the first 10000 there. I was 10.

Now I have mlb.tv and I sit and watch the Cubs with ballpark franks and Old Style beer. Because why not.

>>75177242
It's a nice park. Clean. Run efficiently. I usually stop at the Bullpen after the game for beers and music and to let the Metro crowd thin out.

>>75177209
>>75177255

Now that my parents are dead its one thing I have to remember them.

>>75177298
yeah if the metro is still running i do the same. It's perfect to go to after afternoon games. Night games I just walk to capitol south or union station and catch the metro there after games.

if murphy can keep this shit up it's gonna be a good season lads

>>75177331
I'm going to try and score some tix to the Nats vs Os at OPACY. That's actually closer for me. I haven't been there in more than a few seasons.

>>75177376
he can and will
it's postseason Murphy that is the worry

>>75177376
I'm still worried about the Kid's hammy.

>>75177383
that sounds fun but baltimore is far since I live in dupont and don't have a car :(

>>75177434
>no car
So no gf either

>>75177383

Baltimore is a nig shithole though.

[spoiler]not that DC isn't[/spoiler]

>>75177434
MARC goes right to the stadium as I understand it.

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>>75177469

>>75177255
I'm just glad i didn't pay money for my mlb.tv subscription.

Thanks Tmobile

I'm not a Royals fan, but i go to several games of theirs a year just cus i love baseball.

>>75177469
He lives in Dupont Circle. I don't think a gf is in the equation.
>not that there's anything wrong with that.

>>75177491
OPACY is right off the highway and right in the middle of the Inner Harbor. It's a nice neighborhood.

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>>75177557

Adam Eaton absolutely tearing it up
Lucas Giolito wallowing in AAA with an 8.31 ERA
Yeah. The Nats got fleeced alright.

>>75177577

If you go a few blocks in any direction you're in really shitty areas. Baltimore is just garbage in general.

>>75177666
Yeah. But the area around the Park isn't bad. People and cops everywhere before and after. The real problem is traffic after the game.

>>75177731

That too. Traffic is a nightmare after games.

Why is it that all these Nip pitchers have weird exaggerated wind ups and deliveries?

Murphy is a god

gg Cardinals
this is a good feeling to have after last series

>>75177860

Because they have tiny bodies.

>>75177557
Nah I'm not one of those

>>75178147
Doesn't matter to me either way, friend. There's room in this big crazy world for everyone.

>>75178014
I wasn't worried about the last series because
1. Jeremy Guthrie
2. Sunday JV squad game
Not really an honest representation of the team.

>>75178166
i hate how when I say I'm from dupont everyone assumes faggot. I would say Adams Morgan has more gays than here. Dupont is just a nice place to live.

I know the feeling. I live in Frederick County farm country and everyone assumes I'm a redneck. I grew up in Kensington.