OFFICIAL METS VS PHILLIES GAMETHREAD

One of these teams will sit in 4th place with my Barves. Which one will it be?

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>>75174852
who do you think?

ROLLIN' DOWN THE STREET
HEADIN' TO CITI
GONNA GO SEE JAY BRUCE

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Leave the boos to us.

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Gonna need more dank BBruce memes if he keeps this up

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>>75174927
we just weren't prepared for this scenario

sup guise. lets get ready to rumble.

Your daily reminder that Keith Hernandez should call games on YES just to piss off people.

happy harvey day guys

"think traschel like"

that is horrifying, trash'el was always shit.

Clay Buttholez has a ring and I don't. I hate my life.
t. Mike Piazza.

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Heard u like full counts

ATTABOY ASS DRIBBLE

asdribble gettin busy. 2 on no outs and we're burning this pitchers arm nice and early. top kek.

dis gon b gud

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BASED assdribble

Cespedes trying to break the sound barrier with that swing

YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO

>LILLIES

thanks for the free wins every year, faggots

Lmao

>Buttholez

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>no outs

end the suffering

Oh baby offense is happening.

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LA POTENCIA

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Your 2017 NL MVP

ah w/e, I trust bucholz to go 6 innings and maybe only allow 2 more runs.

gonna need to do work against harvey

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kek

ump is awful

>3 runs already
>Buchholz pitching

That explains that.

I just hope we can win tomorrow and not get swept.

>>75175358
you misspelled clay buchholz

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>buttholes

this is just sad

>reyes

1/28

this hurts to watch desu

bench reyes

start le crying man

>0.036

>whole team hitting
>jose still flies out in 1 pitch

>both of these shit teams have the same number of rings
el oh el kiss my 27 rings and a pocket-watch.

>37 pitch first inning

lmao

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>>75175439
hey at least it's not 65

>>75175433
>he's so insecure he comes into threads to troll fans from teams that aren't even in the same league as his team

sad!

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K

buttholez had the same spot it was a ball. Ugh

LILLIES GETTING NO HIT THE FUCK OUT

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KK

Place your bets on how low Reyes' average will be on that Reyes T shirt night (April 21)

>0.022

>1-2-3

And I'm out. GG Mets

AHAHAHAHAHAHA LILLIES AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH FAGGOTS AHAAHAHAH

>lillies

top kek nice fielding

i have no reaction image for how funny that was.

>broad daylight
>can't see the ball

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What did Granderson mean by this

Walk bruce you FUCKING IDIOTS

>>75175634
as you can see, the 2bman and SS are in the outfield with the ball, so the 3bman is holding 2nd base, ergo, nobody is covering third

grandy was trying to juke franco into thinking he was going to make a run for it

HOLY FUCK YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME

THIS TEAM IS SO FUCKING STUPID

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>>75175634

>BBruce

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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bruuuuuuuuuce

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>GAY
>BUTTHOLZ

Jay Bruce rhymes with Mickey Mantle

>>75175690
kek

>pitching to bruce with a base open

bad move desu

>>75175690
laughed way too hard at this

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>>75175690
fucking saved

Harvey pls

TRADE HARVEY FOR A CELL PHONE

>harvey

he gave up some random homers his last game too lol

5 solo home runs it shall be. Sounds good

>no onions

kys ron

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thank you for taking Clay off our hands

reyes actually hit something.

It's a miracle.

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wtf i love reyes now

>>75175948
>tfw stream is like a minute behind

I'd rather Harvey attack with nobody on base and give up the occasional solo shot than try and get cute and nibble every AB and run up his pitch count. Just keep throwing them fastballs and challenging the hitters.

>>75175948
besides his wife? lmao domestic abuse

>>75175978
agreed, he's been really efficient so far this year. averaging like 11 pitches an inning

>>75176002
top kek

>bucholz possibly injured

o-oh the horror

career ending start for bucholz

what's wrong with him?

>>75175978
That's stupid, anti-statistical thinking

And besides, this team doesn't score enough to just "give up the occasional solo shot"

Oh man time for 7 innings of Phillies bullpen. This should be good.

tj incoming. RIP my man

>>75176043
His butt hurts

>first pitch RBI single

O I AM LAFFIN

and it begins

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>adam morgan

>First pitch to the worst hitter in baseball
>give up an RBI

really really ill

>bringing up '07 '08

reee stop

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>>75176071
It's a high scoring game for sure now

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>>75176136

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KKK

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>3 up
>3 down

in bed by 9:30 tonight, boys

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FUNK BLAST!

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*Sees this
*Assdrible hits homer

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ha ha ha

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This fucking game

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>12.00 ERA

BACK 2 BACK!!!!!!!!!!

why can't we play philadelphia every night, bros?

I love the Phillies bullpen.

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IT'S OVER

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ABSOLUTE MADMAN

This ballpark is a joke

WEW LADS

>>75176338
Tomorrow night you'll get VV and you'll be lucky to get a run. Go fuck yourself

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ITS A GOOD FUCKING BULLPEN GAME LOL.


FILTHY LILLIES CANT EVEN HANDLE IT

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>>75176328
15.00

>>75176338
i think we play phillies something like 19 or 20 times this season, so there will plenty more of this.

>>75176340
If the Phillies bullpen was a pitching staff, how would they fare?

>its only the 4th inning

wew boi

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*blocks your path*

Phillies are better than your team. They have the same number of rings. Which is ZERO lol!

>>75176378
Citizens bank park is so good for hitting home runs, and it has been the best cheese sauce for fries. It's from chickies and petes and it's so fucking good

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>>75176397

>>75176359
>this is what lillies fans actually believe

That retard Ramos woke this team up, enjoy last place

>>75176414
The Phillies have never won a World Series. Neither have the Mets.

>>75176431
Nani?

>our worst starter by far
>worst bullpen
>somehow this is encouraging for mets fans

Oh boy, wait til you play teams outside the nl least

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>Duda with the hustle double

mercy rule when

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smashed

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>>75176397
u wot m8?

>my barves will finish the season with a better record than the Phillies
4th place here we come.

>>75176431
Neither of those are true?

>>75176458
Newsflash but you're currently being raped by the fish. might wanna check on that game.

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>cabrera is a triple short of the cycle
>it's the 4th inning

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>>75176431
damn it...you're right

Harvey Grand Slam incoming

Harvey grand slam incoming

nice swings Harvey, bet he was a great hitter in little league

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the philies suck lmao evry one laugh at them hahahahaaa

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>>75176524
>he's a phillies fan

>>75176449
We got Seattle, Oakland, Anaheim, Texas, and Houston. I think we are fine. Plus toasted grasshoppers will be a treat for the team

The wrong Philly team left. I want the Athletics back, the Phillies can go to Oakland for all I care.

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>>75176476
Can't wait for the lillies to start falling into the cellar after trash talking to our vastly superior team

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>>75176524
my sides are in orbit!

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>mfw Phillies fans thought they were for real because they lit up shitty ass Guthrie

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>>75176605
>Beating the nats
>Guthrie is the starter
>"We best in the NL east!"


Lol
O
L

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>>75176605

>>75176632
We beat strasburg too you fucking dumb ape

>>75176648

WE

>>75176619
>He didn't have Keith Hernandez on his team
>He didn't see buckner miss that ball
>He didn't see the Mets make the World Series against the Yankees
>He didn't have an endy chavez on his team
>He didn't see his team have a struggle at times

I am utterly floored by how bad the Phillies are. It escapes belief.

>>75176648
WE WUZ ELITE N SHIT

>>75176679
ARE

>>75176706
NUMBER

>>75176713
JUAN

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>lillies
>mest

>mest

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>>75176731
>Stankees

Quit bragging that you have 500 dollar seats for a shit view at your terrible stadium.

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>>75176742
are up 8-2 lmao

>>75176731
*misses playoffs*

It sucks because we're playing much better than last year but our record doesn't reflect it. The law of averages will settle eventually

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>>75176753
should rename this webm Blernsball

>reyes doesn't leadoff
>teams scores a gorillion runs

wow what a shock!

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>we're having a bad couple of seasons
>mets having the best seasons of their existence
>this is still our city

>>75176799
you sound upset

OH FUCK YES!! CESPEDES!!!!

MADMAN

THREE
H
R
E
E

HOME
O
M
E

RUNS
U
N
S

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APOLOGIZE TO CESPEDES NOW LILLIE FANS

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no fucking way hhahahahahaha

HAT TRICK

>>75176799
>we're having a bad couple of seasons
>couple

>mets having the best seasons of their existence

Except for all those times we were way better

>this is still our city

It's not though, go outside

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L A P O T E N C I A

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>cespedes is one HR away from 4
>cabrera a triple away from the cycle
>mfw it's only the 5th inning

Fucking dumb spic

>>75176799
>this is still our city

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/new-york-now-has-more-mets-fans-than-yankees-fans/
what did he mean by this?

>>75176885
You wouldn't say that shit to my face

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>>75176885

>>75176886
>Believing anything from Nate Silver after the ass raping he got from the 2016 elections

Okay bud.

>>75176897
Come to south philly and I will. I bet you're a jew anywy

>>75176927
I'm a Mestizo, and I'm not going anywhere near Philly.

>>75176886
Literally all transplants not new yorkers

Nats fan here, Mets-Phillies shitposting is on another level

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>Local pitcher: "I am growing stronger"

>>75176927
shut up halfie

>>75176945
it's better when we're winning that's when everyone comes out. Mets fans don't know how to trash talk, they're kind of bitches that way

>>75176954
>says the tripfag that got BTFO trying to argue stats on /mlb/

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>>75176953
Your mom sucked my halfie last night, AW YEAH

>>75176915
the article is from 538 but the actual poll has nothing to do with him. how about actually reading it, you fucking mong?

>>75176973
That cop looks like Ryan Howard

>>75177003
>2017
>Believing any poll after the shitstorm that was the 2016 election

>>75177043
Trump won by less than 80,000 votes, the polls were not that far off.

>>75177064
ummmm.. Sorry sweetie, Trump didn't actually WIN the election

thought it caught the side

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KKKKKK

DUUUUUUUUUUUDA!!!!!!!!!!

DUDA SMASH

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>LILLIES

WHAT THE FUCK THAT CLEARED THE CF WALL

RUNS FOR THE RUN GOD
SCORES FOR THE SCORE THRONE

dude lmao dingers

THE PHILLIES ARE SO BAD LOL

that was an absolute smash

>>75177224
we know

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>448 feet

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>tfw Reyes gets to go to the same retirement home as Wright

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>all this offense

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kek

>harvey

If we can't win the game, we will kill your PITCHERS.

>have a strong start
>something awkward happens right at the end

every time harvey

ah fuck, fucking robles.well hey, we have a shitload of collateral. let's see how bad he fucks up tonight with an 8 run lead.

>>75177448
This, fuck that smug bastard.

God damn it, what the fuck happened to Harvey?

>>75177496
leg cramp i think. he seemed fine in the dugout

>>75177509
I fucking hope so. Who would be his replacement in the rotation? Montero?

>>75177575
i'm 95% sure they're just being overly cautious. remember thor's blister?

>>75177596
I want to believe.

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>>75177626
they said his hamstring is tight. maybe his start gets bumped a day, but i think he'll be alright.

Guys, I'm in love with Granderson and I don't know what to do about it?

>>75177694
jerk off and ask yourself in the morning

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>>75177694
BLACKED

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cmon cespedes, i wanna see 4 touchdowns in a single game.

>>75177662
>Big Bear Buck will never embrace and comfort you
;_;

Odubel's stopped trying

Jesus he didnt even hit it that hard and it went 390

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pretty close

>>75177745
cespedes is a beast, he can leg press like 900 lbs or some crazy shit.

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>>75177759

>>75177793
yeah man, that is just nuts.

>>75177793
>>75177793
lifting on a machine is for legit pussies

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>lifting on a machine is for legit pussies

>>75177853
>>75177872
He has a point. Look at his calves, he looks like he skips leg day.

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w2c?

d'arYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hope this isnt a tease

BABY PIAZZA

>this confirms Cespy gets another AB

Mets lookin ELITE

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MERCY RULE

based mini piazza

STRENGTH

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>mfw cabrera hits a triple and cespedes hits a homer

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This team has no fight at all. Just pathetic.

I just hope they can at least win tomorrow and not get swept.

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>mfw those philly cucks behind home plate hoping he hits another dinger

Shucks.

booooo

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>>75178204

Preventing Yoenis Cespedes from getting four home runs is the equivalent of winning the World Series for the Phillies.

>>75178273
preventing 3 different mets from getting the cycle is the equivalent of winning the World Series for the Phillies

>Lillies scorekeeper fell asleep

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fucking kek

>>75178273
>>75178288

Just winning a game and not getting depressed and having to deal with another day of shitposting is the equivalent of winning the World Series for the Phillies.

Or at least for me.

>>75178450
He creeps me out. His wife is hot though.

>>75178450
Worst and ugliest mascot in baseball

HAHAHAHAHA

ID GEEBS HABEDIG

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PILE IT ON BOYS

I hope this 6+ homer night tradition against the Phillies continues for a long time.

Keep piling on the runs, it's still one meaningless game in April

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thank you juiceman

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>>75178537
really makes one ponder

>>75178543
>this level of mad
get phucked Philly.

>>75178543
Cry more, you deplorable faggot
I'm going to print out your posts and wipe my ass with them

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>>75178543
u mad?

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>mfw we pull an Angels in the 9th

lilly fans sure got awful quiet

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>>75178585
Don't wanna mess with a psycho mr. met

>LGM chants
absolutely cucked

WOOT! amazing game. really fun thread. see you crazy fuckers tomorrow.

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VV please deliver tomorrow. Don't wanna get swept by these clowns

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gg phillies lol

hopefully wheeler gets some of this run support tomorrow

Brooms out tomorrow lads

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>it's a mets think they are relevant after the first 7 games thread

>>75178517
He is the first live action mascot in MLB. RESPECT!