why can't Messi give us good memes like based Tsuman?

>>75165310
kek works in mysterious ways

>>75165310
We are a bigger meme country than Argentina:

>Tsu
>Portoposters
>PLS WATCH OUR LEAGUE!!!!

Argentina are just mocked because of not being white

He isn't an attention seeking media whore on a marketing crusade 365 days of the year.

Messi just isn't nearly as meme-able. Tsunaldo is a walking meme, he is easy to ridicule because he tries so fucking hard to make himself look good.

>>75165543
Lest be honest any team from liga memeX would rekt any team from portugal.

Messi's just too autistic.

>>75165720
>this is what chicanos actually believe

>>75165720
lmfao

>>75165310
He doesn't us the social media so much
He also doesn't appear on TV so often and even if he does he just says some "thank u" bullshit and gets the fuq out.

Remember when Messi literally just took a picture of him and his dog and everyone was spamming it coz at that moment there was nothing else of Messi outside the field?

Only meme I remember is of Messi in the WC and Copa America Finals crying, which Ronaldo has done as well.

>>75169229
Sprite and pizza is a good meme

>>75165720
>CHICANO
If Liga Memex is so good they should have won at least one Libertadores

>>75165310
Because he is a dull simpleton.