One day. 30 hours.
In less than 30 hours the city of Munich will be wiped off the face of this Earth as a meteor named "Real Madrid Club de FĂștbol I" is approaching at rapid speed.
*Whisper* You have no chance.
The impact heard all the way from New Zealand. Uncontacted tribes across the globe will make up new gods to try to explain what has happened on this day of April 12th 2017. The fate of mankind will be changed tomorrow.
*Whisper* Just give up.
300 years from now tourists will visit the devastated no-man's land of Bayern and take selfies in front of the Munichocaust monument, having no idea of the suffering they are disrespecting, for the memories of your club will forever end with this game.
*Whisper* No hope
We will make the words "Bayern Munich" taboo in all languages known to God. We will end you. We will annihilate you. We are coming.
Brace yourself Bayern. Ready to impact.
>>75164076
Good thread
>>75164076
Jean-Pierre, you are my nigger
>frog shilling a Spanish team
really makes you think...
>A Clash of Customers
go bayern :^)
>we
>>75164076
*Cringes*
>>75164161
I am but a loyal /cus/tomer. What are you, some kind of "lifelong fan"?
Don't make me laugh.
You are nothing. A leech. A parasite. Me? I'm Real Madrid Club de FĂștbol. El Real.
I own full kits. Balls. Accessories. Memorabilias. All paid with my hard earned money. From the sweat of my brow I ate "Halal Madrid". I contributed to the club so much I probably own a significant percentage of Ronaldo's CR7 back left thigh.
So yes. We. As opposed to "Us". Because you are not, and will never be part of this wonderful customer experience.
>>75164076
vocaroo when?
edgy
>>75164076
http://vocaroo.com/i/s022Lw0jdoeb
>>75164076
Can you post the first one again?
>>75165328
I didn't save the 1st but have the second.
>>75065415
>>75165382
thanks fellow /cus/tomer
>>75164076
You know, you could pay me for those Pepes
>it wouldn't be the first time Real pays FC Porto for a Pepe
>he's at it again
can't wait for real to be btfo desu
>>75165396
I'll pay them twice over this summer when I'll come enjoy third world prices Manuel
>>75173711
Buy us Felipe. He is unironically Pepe 2.0
>>75173850
Trick me once
>>75164076
t. Zidane
>>75164076
Mentioned la
>penaldo on a 900+ minute CL scoring drought
unless bale is playing RM is hopeless
>The impact heard all the way from New Zealand.
The only impact I can here is the force of Robben's left foot cutting through your defence and smashing it home
>>75164076
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SyoofsSp88
I have autism.
>>75164076
>>75164746
http://vocaroo.com/delete/s0jcnPPaaqg3/61a10f8f28ec7f50
Here's the version with music.
>>75175816
I have nothing to do with that Moor. You know we only give you the best, Halal
>>75179334
well done m8
>tfw buyern lose anyway no matter how much fun you make of OP
>>75181506
Yes you do. He was formed at Porto m8
>>75173850
>Felipe
But he's unironically shit.
>>75181696
And then he become shit in Benfica
>>75181742
Sure he did
>>75181760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcs6hTIfR78
>>75181760
You do realize he only played in Porto until he was 15, right?
>>75181771
He was 6 years in Porto (where he was captain in that U15 team) and 3 in Benfica.
There is a disproportionate amount of Alberto Barbosas on /sp/
I feel like I see more of them than Spanish these days
>>75181785
>he was at Porto from ages 9-15
>he was at Benfica from ages 18-21
>somehow Porto is responsible from he becoming shit
>>75181807
By your logic, he could have become shit at Valencia, since he was there from 21-22.
>>75181798
I remember the days where there were none of us fondly.
>>75175816
>the average porto native calling others moor
>>75181838
And he became! Becoming shit is a long process. And most players, after leaving Pinto da Costa's influence, become shit
>>75181798
The Euro's really fucked up the dynamic and yet still no one watches their league!
Robben's got a trick up his sleeves to deal with Real
>>75181852
Like Pepe, Falcao, James. Deco, .. right?
It's the other way around, frogandrade, they become shit after leaving Benfica, not Porto.
>>75181870
Is he going to cut outside the defender and cross with his right foot?
>>75181900
Pepe is the exception, Falcao become bad after leaving Atletico and only now is coming back. James is not as good as when he was in Porto, and Deco was only GOAT in Barcelona for about three years, without making the impact of Porto
I was talking more about the likes of Fernando, Otamendi, Mangala, Jackson, Danilo and even Domingos, Fernando Gomes and SecretĂĄrio
And you guys had Di Maria, Witsel, David Luiz and even Rui Costa, so don't complain about old Gaitan and Renato Sanches!
>inb4 LCIM cuts inside
/ourteam/ is going to beat halal 4:0, singles confirm
>>75164076
>no Pepe
was nice knowing you Real
I'm so sorry you have to see these barbosas.
Why are all the portuguese posters of this board in my thread
>>75182707
There is no Eternal Moreirense Thread to be our containment
>>75181921
>Witsel
>good
>>75179183
Wait, does LCIM still play?
Its starting. Shaking with excitment
Where can you watch the live stream for free?
You were saying?
Hmmmmmm
You think this is over? You just watch. The spider is laying its trap
>>75190153
It's over, OP. Bayern has the high ground
>>75190321
Hmmm...
OP is a genius confirmed
>>75164076
based op
Based frog
>2-1
>annihilated
>>75190321
(you)
>>75164930
wtf f@m
BASED OP
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>>75192756
you mean 4-1
>>75164076
I hearby ask the concerned authorities to declare /sp/ as the new Random board.
/b/ can be merged into either /gif/ or /r9k/
All in favor say 'Ayyyyy'
>>75198181
Ayyyy
>>75198181
Ayyyy
>>75198181
Ayyyy
>>75198181
Ayyyy
>>75198181
yyyyya
>>75198181
Ayyyy
>>75198181
Ayyyy
>>75198181
Ayyyy
>>75179180
hehe