/heem/: gabi garcia edition

>>75163680

I am just sick of Conor nuthuggers claiming he is some sort of a nice person or a true example.

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Like him or love him, you simply can not deny that Brendan would NEVER abandon his kid or pregnant gf.

What was the memest UFC card so far bros?

>>75163828
199 and FN Sacramento

>>75163828
of the year? probably UFC 210

I also like the Swanson vs Lobov card coming up soon, has a ton of spicy meme potential.

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BEST FISHERMAN IN MMA

>>75163828
UFC on Fox 22

>Paige vanzant as the main event
>Your guy mike perry
>Gall vs Sage. A meme fighting a meme

>>75163908
>he forgot uriah and bam bam

>>75163908
Swanson vs Lobov is going to be even more meme

>Lobov main eventing
>Raging Al coming back to beat up Diego
>OSP fighting De Lima who hasn't gone out of the first in 6 UFC fights
>Dodson v Wineland spicy BW banger
>Lauzon v Ray should be spicy
>Mike Perry fighting Ellenberger

Plus Alvey and Barbarena on the prelims

Can't wait for that upkicking scumbag to get his ""win"" overturned and shipped off to lellator.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PctTXEWEWtE&feature=youtu.be

Weidman btfo
Weidman apologists btfo

>>75164090
>>75164107
kek

>>75164090
>throw legal knee
>opponent responds by completely failing to defend themselves intelligently
>throw another legal knee
>opponent is TKO'd

I don't see the problem.

>>75164107
TLDW:
>Dan Mirgliotta thought the strike was illegal (so did I watching live)
>He asked Big John if the strike was illegal, BJM said that strike was legal (the referee is allowed to do this)
>Chris Weidman has up to 5 minutes to recover, but if the referee / doctor / corner thinks that he isn't recovering they will stop the fight.
>When Dan Mirgliotta told Weidman that the strikes were legal, that reversed the decsion and if the Ref didn't do that the fight would've been a No Contest AFAIK
The Doctor was doing tests on Weidman (making him walk forward, testing his motor skills) and brought in another Doctor and they both agreed Chris should not be allowed to continue

It won't get overturned. Weidman BTFO

>>75164107
>>75164116
Fun fact: referees can only poll other refs before a ruling is made. Dan called it illegal and then polled and changed his mind. Illegitimate ruling.
>>75164123
The fight wasn't stopped at that moment because Chris was tkod. The fight was stopped because dan thought the knees were illegal.

>>75164142
I don't think you understand that despite finding out the knees were legal, Dan gave Weidman the remainder of the five minutes to recover but Weidman, as instructed by his coaches, gave the doctors all the wrong answers.

Weidman backed down

>>75164159
Downvoted

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>>75163828
>UFC 203
1. Werdum kicking Edmond
2. Edmond voice crack
3. Werdum flying side kicking Travis
4. Overeem getting BTFO by Rogan
5. Gall crushing CM punk
6. Edmond squaring up to Werdum
7. Manlet referee
8. Overeem walking out to Pride theme

POWER GAP

>UFC 210
1. DC cheating weigh ins with towel
2. Rumble wrestling DC
3. Weidman trying to cry DQ
4. Pearl fight almost canceled from breast implants
5. Rumble retires

>>75164163
>>75164163
Dan can't hange his call on legal or illegal once he made the initial ruling. Should have been a DQ win for Weidman if he wasn't fit to continue and then Mousasi could appeal to have it overturned if he didn't like it.

>>75164142
Weidman thought that it was February. He was clearly heemed. Mousasi was obviously going to finish that fight within the coming moments.

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>>75163614
Why won't she crush my face with her meaty cheeks, bros?

>>75164199
It wasn't an official ruling. Dan even told Mousasi he wasn't going to deduct a point from him. The fight was supposed to continue.

>>75164199
>Dan can't change his call on legal or illegal once he made the initial ruling.

Says who?

He can't change whether or not he stopped the fight, but he can change why the fight was stopped.

Either Weidman was unable to continue, he was stopped by legal strikes and thus finished, or Weidman was able to continue but played up that he wasn't and thus was gaming the system. It may not be the letter of the law, but justice was served. Fuck him.

>>75164201
If Chris was unable to continue should have been a DQ win.

Rest is speculation on how the rest of the fight would have progressed. Who would you have picked in Bektic vs Skelly going into round 3?

>>75164218
Yes, I do. Because that is a man and OP is a woman and I'm not homosexual.

>>75164217
Stopping a fight and telling both fighters the knees were illegal is an offficial ruling.
>>75164226
https://twitter.com/undefined/status/851793561599320066

>>75164227
Your logic makes no sense. No OFFICIAL call was made. Dan polled BJM and BJM told him they were legal. He gave Weidman the remaining 5 minutes and Weidman told the doctors that it was February. He was heemed and Mousasi got the justice he deserved in a rightful win.

It won't get overturned. Get over it.

>>75164243
Dan stopped the fight and vocally declared the knees illegal multiple times. That part is not up for debate.

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>>75164218
if u find this attractive, yah gay. theres nothing wrong with it, its just facts

>>75164239
Don't care, justice was served.

Rumble has a TKO loss from getting eye-poked that he lost an appeal for, so excuse me for not wanting someone who was blatantly gaming the system to pick up a win.

>>75164249
Regardless, it won't be overturned. Even in the very unlikely event it gets overturned, there wouldn't be a rematch. The matchmakers would likely subconsciously consider it a victory for Mousasi and book him against a higher ranking opponent.

>>75164249
WGAF?

>>75164264
>>75164255
Literally not arguments.

I'm glad we all agree Chris should have won by DQ.

>>75164271
would get overturned

>>75164271
>Literally not arguments

I'm telling you why saying that Mousasi should have taken a DQ is bullshit. Eat a doorknob.

lol I'm living rent free in multiple heads. Sad really.

>>75164271
But even if it had been a DQ win (which is most certainly wasn't) for Weidman, it would of been overturned and subconsciously considered a victory for Mousasi.
You can't win here, dude. Weidman's a little bitch.

>>75164292
You aren't making any rational argument. Just appealing to emotion

>>75164312
>would of

Lol imagine being this stupid.

You know you'll always be a worthless little bitch, right?

>>75164312
I have clearly laid out the facts as they are and all you can say is.
>Weidmans is a bitch

>>75164326
>Being this much of a Weidman beta
get over it

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>>75164315
>Mousasi won the fight, therefore he should have it recorded as a loss

urn

>>75164334
Women argue based on their emotions. Are you a woman?

>>75164334
Dude I'm not the one you were arguing with. Weidman deserved to lose.

But you're a piece of trash for typing "would of."

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>>75164271
No. What should have happened is Dan should never have intervened because the knees were both legal and Chris would have ended up getting KOd instead of TKOd by further legal knees

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>the absolute state of Bellator matchmaking

>>75164337
We obviously are not disputing what is on the official record as it stand today. We are disputing how the situation should have been handled from the moment dan stopped the fight. Obviously he should never have stepped into begin with, but that is not the point. The fact is he did step in and call it an illegal knee and there are rules to guide the decision from there. He did not follow the rules. You can't change your mind on an official ruling.

>>75164349
100% speculation.

I agree that Dan shouldn't have stepped in to begin with.

>>75164360
Who cares dude. The right guy won.

>>75164371
I accept your concession.

It'll be funny that in years to come when people look back on Mousasi's record, they'll be saying 'shit man Mousasi even beat Weidman by knees!'

Then they'll proceed to watch it on Fight Pass only to see the shitshow that occurred.

>>75164397
It will be a NC on his record in a couple months though.

>>75164408
>He thinks the NYSAC will overturn a correct decision
'no'

>>75164408
You're an idiot if you believe that.

>>75164414
I've already shown why the decision was incorrect and nobody has made a logical dispute.

>>75164425
How old are you? 18?

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>>75164360
>>75164425
Look at all these fucks I give.

>>75164435
>poisoning the well
I think you would get a lot of value out of a course in logic.

>>75164193
>Overeem getting BTFO by Rogan
You mean Stipe?
What did Rogan do?

>>75164425
No one cares. The right guy won in the eyes of 95% of people, along with Dana White.
NYSAC won't overturn it. It would be too controversial to overturn a decision which was ultimately proved to be the correct one.

>>75164441
This isn't twitter, you don't need to announce how your feeling as if anybody cares.

>>75164448
I think you need some experience in the real world. It's painfully obvious you're a teenager.

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>>75164460
Weidman's been USADA'd. The team is defunct.

To the dude who called me a retard last night. You can't have capital letters in instagram name.

Retard

>>75164459
Just saying it was correct without regard for the rules in place doesn't make any sense.
>>75164467
I think that only kids who just turned 20 think calling somebody a teenager online means anything. Try addressing the argument.

>USADA implemented
>Weidman suddenly loses 3 on the bounce
hmm

>>75164467
>I think you need some experience in the real world. It's painfully obvious you're a teenager.
If your not a teenager you need to be embarrassed

>>75164480
Correct in terms of justice. Mousasi did win the fight. End of. Weidman was being a little bitch and told the doctors he thought it was February so he could snap up a DQ win.

How can you defend that man?

>>75164486
>your not

lol

>>75164458
He checked him on the post fight interview. Overeem said Stipe tapped, Joe said lets find out and replayed it two times showing it didn't happen

>>75164493
I honestly think Weidman was concussed pretty badly, he seemed out of it in the post fight interview too. The knees to the head were pretty hard.

>>75164480
Nah I'll address the fact that you're a dumb little kid wasting people's time with your stupid argument.

>>75163614
Be honest, would you trade bodies with her if you could keep your male anatomy and face?

>>75164502
Overeem fucked up with that choke. He should've jumped on Stipe and just pounded him out.

>>75164500
You're your ur
Who cares

Point is you're older than 19 and on a wwe board

>>75164493
You are just making appeals to an abstract notion of justice you have. I am not making any claims to the rightness of Weidmans actions. I'm making a claim that Dan mishandled the situation from the moment he stopped the fight (and he never should have stepped in to begin with). The fight should have been a DQ win for Weidman. Let's stick to discussion the rules as they are laid out.

>>75164518
ok

>>75163908
I really enjoyed the Gall vs Sage fight and the Looking for a Fight web series. It felt like a mini TUF 1 with Bonnar and Forest, but with the exciting unrefined swangin and bangin of amatuers. I'd like to see more of these please.

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>>75164537
Write an english paper, dweeb

Imagine being such a lazy, undisciplined fatfuck you have to cheat to make weight.

Rumble deserves 20% of lardo's purse.

>>75164499
Happy Birthday :3

>>75164537
Just accept it, it's a win for Mousasi. It won't be overturned and Weidman's done.

>>75164547
>Rumble appeals for that 20% money
>bout overturned to a dq loss for dc
>Rumble determined the winner
>Rumble becomes the champ on technicality
>Rumble stuck in the ufc due to championship clause

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>>75164537
>breaking the rules to fix having broken the rules is wrong, you guys!

don't care

>>75164567
Alright guy, I guess we will just agree to disagree at this point. It doesn't seem like there is anything left to say.

JOIN THE TEAM NOW.

I love you.

>>75164579
Fair enough. You have your views, I have mine. It's probably more likely that you're just /Weidman/ and I'm /Moose/

How do you close the distance on a counter striker?

https://youtu.be/dDtBYsSoMvU

>>75164669
sit down and calmly invite him into your guard

>>75164669
Angles and feints and taunting and playing possum.

>>75164705
>my ass hurts
>this gym is full of DYELs
>I wish I was in my garage doing curls

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>>75164294

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http://www.fightersonlymag.com/latest-news/24960-source-belfort-and-silva-set-for-rematch-at-ufc-212

LADS

>>75164722
this is what we wanted all along. I don't want to see vitor get crushed by another kid 15 years younger than him or watch anderson get fucked up by mexican spongebob.

>>75164722
WGAF

>>75164722
who woulda thunk Silva vs. GSP would be a title bout in 2017

>>75164722
UFC turning into a nursing home.

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I miss spergOP, now we just have casuals making "WMMA" threads with poor effort

Mousasi vs Rockhold

How does it go down?

What color short/singlets will show butt crack sweat or poo? Obviously white, but what about yellow?

>>75164789
Mousasi via kneem.

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America BTFO

Why did Weidman try to game the rules instead of protecting himself from being kneed him the face?

>>75164887
Buddy, grounding yourself is a legitimate strat. Much like extending your fingers to impale goof's eyeballs is a legitimate strat.

>>75164877
>dumbfuckistan
I LOVE THIS GUY

>>75164898
But wouldn't you prefer to actually protect yourself than take a fucking knee to the face?

https://twitter.com/ILLxWillBrooks/status/851817977100075013
Misty woodpile

>>75164789
Mousasi via better boxing

>>75164911
But why would you be taking a knee to the face? Knees to the face of a grounded opponent are illegal, silly!

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/4/10/15252552/new-jersey-njsacb-abc-reconsider-downed-opponent-rule-ufc-210-debacle-knee-weidman-mousasi

>>75164934
So instead of attempting to protect yourself, you'd rather be a bitch and touch the ground, despite only being 'grounded' on a technicality.

>>75164877
>including Utah with the blue states

wat

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sup nerds

are you excited for swansen lolbov?

>>75164989
Can someone tell me why Lobov is in the UFC with a 13-12 record?

>be Mark Henry
>fighter comes up to you to end the McGregor meme
>doesn't listen to you during the actual fight
>fighter comes up to you to end the DC meme
>doesn't listen to you during the actual fight

What did he mean by this?

>>75164989
I'd rather see Swanson-Lamas II and Lobov get cut

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>>75164998

>>75164989
I'm excited for Swanson's simulated death, but more excited for the name of this sperm worm.

>>75164973
Thats Colorado you dumdum goof, at least learn your own country's geography

>>75164999
Mark Henry and Henri Hooft are two different people
You tried

>>75165014
Are you being dumb on purpose?

>>75164789
Man, Rockhold is so hard to call. He has this ability to just damage guy's super fast, especially on top on the ground, so he's always dangerous as hell. On the other hand, he also gets cocky and gets caught with shit he shouldn't get caught with and seems pretty chinny.

It's always like 50/50 reking or getting rekt with him.

>Germaine de Randamie is still ranked below Holly Holm at bantamweight

What did they mean by this?

>>75165014
Sorry my country consists of more than just a handful of villages.

I want Romero to be champ, makes me so angry knowing he can beat any top 5 but won't be given the chance because Silva will get an easy win off Vitor then leapfrog jacare and Romero for titleshot

>>75164999
the absolute state of (You)

>>75165014
Nice job with the Rumble pick.

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God isn't real

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>>75165202
>Cheated. Simple as that.

>>75165151
Even his coaches cant explain wtf was that, Im not even gonna try

>>75165206
Why are teammates the ones who hold the towel? Shouldn't the commission be doing that?

Dan stopping the fight because of the questionable blows doesn't guarantee a DQ win for Weidman if he is deemed unable to continue. Herb Dean explain in that clip that referees are allowed to poll ringside officials for additional information when deliberating, even in places that don't have instant replay.

>>75165247
>Dan stopping the fight because of the questionable blows doesn't guarantee a DQ win for Weidman if he is deemed unable to continue.

What is a no-contest?

>>75165218
Apology accepted.

>>75165257
Who knew that Rumble is a panic wrestler?

>>75165252
thats my point. when the fight is stopped, all outcomes are still on the table

your favorite woman in the UFC?

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>>75162354

>>75165316
Should women be allowed to fight with braces?

>>75165206
I bet that fucking lardo holding the towel has a gravitational pull that effected the performance of the scale.

I've seen that dude at a bunch of UFC stuff. So obviously he's walking around and getting on airplanes and shit, not just sitting on his fatass all day posting on 4chan. The guy's nutrition must be absolutely terrible.

>>75165206
Wait a minute is the scale on a piece of drywall?

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START SKIPPING

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>>75165308
For me, it's strawweight contender Paige van Zant.

>>75163896
I'm half tempted to put 10 on Lobov winning by KO, I can feel the meme magic incoming

>>75164218

BW is the patrician's trap.

>>75165390
It's gonna happen I've already explained why

Might be by points though

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>>75164499

Will she ever win a fight?

>>75165406
If Lobov wins a decision I will amputate my cock on stream.

>>75165406
He's as stiff as a board, I cant see him winning by anything but a TKO or KO

>>75165387
Do you have the pic of Sara Jay and Nate Diaz?

>>75165429
>>75165433
Just put 100 on Artem via any method

>>75165387


So upset that Jessa got a nosejob. Looks like shit now. Fun ruined.

Artem will KO Cub, Frankie, Holloway, Aldo, and Yair in that order, then submit Magny and Ryan LaFlare

>>75165441
I was not aware of this picture, lad. Sorry.

>>75165464
Such is the way of all starlets.

HEY PUSSY, ARE YOU STILL THERE?

>>75165501
*tries to get you DQ'd*

rent free

OH NO, I CAN'T WATCH

>>75165292
False. Already been debunked. Read through the thread.

>>75165316
>tfw no braced gf to give you dangerous bjs

I dont want boring ass Silva x Belfort
I want to Silva fight someone good like Yoel and either get absolutely BTFO or pull something and upset everyone

>>75165563
I looked at that and commented accordingly.

>>75165563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PctTXEWEWtE&feature=youtu.be

Herb says you're full of shit, don't bother him about it.

>>75165610
This, he wanted Uriah FUCKING Hall, like C'mon man..

>>75165610
basically the battle of who will retire first lol

>>75165638
Already been clarified. Read through the thread.
>>75165630
You should read through again, you clearly missed some things.

just as a disclaimer, that trap loving gay posting earlier wasn't me

>>75164140
what I don't get is why he gets 5 minutes to recover if there was no foul

>>75164239
>https://twitter.com/undefined/status/851793561599320066
but Herb Dean seems to suggest that nothing wrong happened.
Maybe the referee can call time at any moment and then make the ruling.

>>75165658
not sure how sounding super confident and expressing things in absolutes explains anything

>>75165658
Not an argument.

>Herb "what if the clock is on the ceiling" Dean is an authority on anything

>>75165660
lol i was wondering about that, the pressures of having a semi-unique flag

>>75165686
it's ok, I am the ultimate italian tripflag
no one else puts in the hard wook I do

>>75165668
There are absolutes because there are rules and procedures to follow. People here want to eschew them for their own abstract notions of justice.
>>75165660
He made a decision, then polled, then changed his mind. No replays in NY. Illegal. Weidman via DQ.

>>75165736
>He made a decision

Nope. He called time-out. He didn't end the fight.

>No replays in NY. Illegal.

Where in the rules does it say that a non-officiating referee can't watch the replay?

>Weidman via DQ.

Best I can do is a no-contest.

>>75165765
He made a decision regarding the legality of the knee, not the outcome of the fight. He declared it illegal. Even though was incorrect he isn't able to change his mind after he declared them illegal.

Would you stand there and let Jon kill you?

>>75165805
>He made a decision regarding the legality of the knee, not the outcome of the fight. He declared it illegal. Even though was incorrect he isn't able to change his mind after he declared them illegal.

Show me where in the rules this is stated.

Lorenzo would never let these faggots get away with cheating at making weight or half assing a fight cause youre gonna retire anyway.

Why don't you fucking faggots rename this general /UFC/? It's all you cocksuckers talk about

>>75165736
Idk if you're being 100% serious, but I think that ultimately a lot of these mistakes are at the referee's discretion.

I'd imagine that the referee would have the power to revert his decision if he thought it was for the best. Similarly, although there might be no explicit mention of instant replays, that doesn't mean the commission won't allow a ref to use them. There simply isn't any provision on the matter.

https://combatsportslaw.com/2017/04/10/legal-considerations-in-chris-weidmans-appeal/

>"The referee is the immediate arbiter of the contest. The referee and the ringside physician are the only individuals authorized to enter the ring or fenced area at any time during competition, and either shall be authorized to stop a contest at any time."

>"The ringside physician may terminate any professional combative sport contest or exhibition at any time if, in the opinion of such physician, the health or well-being of any participant would be significantly jeopardized by continuation of the contest or exhibition."

therefore both the ref and the docs can stop the contest at any moment if they deem it necessary.

>>75165826
The highest rated /heem/ thread of all time was for Kimbo Slice v Dada 5000, you fucking goof.

>>75165826
wow what a surprise that the worlds largest MMA org is the one most discussed
Groundbreaking stuff

The referees should be union. Pretty sure most other major sports refs are union. I know they are in the NFL.

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Good ref

>>75165826
did you watch Carvalho defending the MW title against Manhoef for the second time in a row? sick fight
so grateful to have bellator in my life

jokes aside though, should probably check out the kickboxing undercard, good fights there

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Good combination

>>75165736
Dan immediately told Mousasi that he wasn't going to be taking a point off, meaning that he had already ruled it as an accidental illegal strike, resulting in a no-contest at worst.

>>75165863
In Lavigne's leddit AMA he said that that was the stoppage he most regrets.

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Good KO

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>>75165813
You would kneel, wouldn't you Daniel?

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Good Soccer kick

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Good stomps

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Good Corner

>>75165840
>>75165846
>>75165872
UFC is faker than WWE and you mandrama faggots lap it up

>Being so desperate for (You)'s you literally go to a thread you don't like begging for them

o am i laffin

>>75165944
Why are corner stoppages so rare in MMA? In boxing the coaches seem to have a lot more concern for their fighter's long term well being.

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Alright TKO

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Good knees

>>75165960
Maybe they constantly have hope in the punchers chance?

>>75165976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUUagxkdtrQ

You call that a wBoxing KO?

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>>75165960
>>75165993

>>75165960
pretty much >>75165993
freak wins out of nowhere happen all the time in MMA, very rarely in Boxing

>>75165960
Because in MMA that don't have that 10 second count shit, there's plenty of cases in boxing where the guy gets up before 10 seconds that in MMA the ref would have stopped the fight

>>75166049
ye this is the answer I figured, just wanted some other opinions

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>The state of LHW

What ref would you want in the ring with you if you were in a fight?

NO BJM

Reminder that Goddard let Platinum take a decade of Roberts life.

Reminder that Herb let Masvidal heem cowboy twice.

>>75166094
Dan's pretty good

>>75166094
I don't remember Beltran fucking up.

>>75166088
>The greatest fighter of all time who's still in his prime is about to come back and have a rematch against the multiple time defending champion, an Olympic wrestler with the best chin in the sport who demolished the top knockout artist in the sport so badly he retired


Hmmmmmm..Yes...How terrible

Bros I'm not racist but the smell of coco butter makes me sneeze and the new guy in the office is lathered in it. How do I casually bring up Woodley is my favorite fighter so I can ask him to go sit somewhere else without triggering anyone?

>>75166094
Marc Goddard

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There is one easy way to deal with Conor Mcgregor
You just got to pressure, grab him and put him with his back the fence, he cant do his movement shit and left hand with his back on the fence
I saw this on both times he fought Nate Diaz, he aint no Anderson Silva, he needs space to be able to actually avoid punches

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>>75166122
DC vs manuwa is happening first

>>75166122
what happens after that

>>75165640
If that fucking Gastelum wasnt a "dude weed lmao" we would have had a great fight with a KO one way or another

>>75166122
>top knockout artist in the sport
hasn't faced big jim yet

>>75166137
Mcgoober would get fucked up against a good wrestler who isn't a manlet

I rewatched him vs Chad Mendes recently and it's a better fight than a lot of people seem to remember

>>75166094
Mario Yamasaki, no fear if I die I die

>>75166122
i didnt knew Silva was going to fight DC again WTF
do you have any sources on that

Conor McGregor has far better hands than Silva ever did, also, he is much better at leading

>>75166163
Any clinch fighter would fuck him up really bad

*portions semi mma related thought*

>>75166201
>41 years old
>prime

Nice try at ebin memetics though

CANNOT wait for Cody to go down to 125 and KO mighty meme

Is Bisping going to get wrestkefucked by GSP? Tim Kennedy was able to easilly hold him down

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godking

>>75166209
>Conor McGregor has far better hands than Silva ever did, also, he is much better at leading

No. Conor is a better boxer and punches harder, but Silva got way better accuracy and strikes with way more diversity. He is indeed better at leading, Silva is a pure counter punch who cant lead for shit.

Also, Silva got way better head movement, Conor actually doesnt use a lot of head movement, he uses more footwork and range.

But both of them with no doubt are the GOAT strikers in UFC, together with Jon Jones.

predict what conor will name his baby

>>75166316
Conor Jr.

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>>75166291
>brazilian monkey nuthugging a senile athlete 10 years past his prime because it's literally all his country has to be proud of
sad

>>75166291
Conor got famous beating up midgets, look what happened when he got a taste of his own medicine that is Nate diaz
>>75166316
Liam

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>>75166242
>implying he isnt evolving into a kung fu master

He trains with Sensei Seagal you fuck

>>75164877
>all the poor people in the red states
>literally everything america is relevant for happens in blue states
wew

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>When you order medium rare and the burger comes out dry

>>75166316
nathan

>>75166333
But the burger..is it...i mean..is it a famous...damn..


its it a famous burger? ™

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>>75166326
>shamelessly ignoring the results of the second, fairer fight
how can diazcucks STILL be THIS assmad? jfc

>>75166316
Tiger

>>75166353
It wasn't impressive, could have easilly lost

how far would I get into mma with god tier boxing, BJJ white belt and great takedown defense?

>>75166357
gorilla mcgregor would actually be pretty dank

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>>75166363
>diaz gets dropped multiple times
>face looks like hamburger meat after the fight
>gets massively outstruck by king conair
>judges throw him 2 pity rounds
>n-n-n-not imp-p-pressive! in m-my mind nate won!
Imagine being so triggered by Conor's mere existence (because he reminds you of the kid who bullied you in middle school) that you have to hold a grudge against a groundhump athlete for literally years on an anonymous imageboard. It really is sad when you think about it.

>>75166451
I'm not triggered, Conor has shit cardio and it's shown

>>75164182
thanks, I will

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can you tell which ones are Bisping and which ones are Stipe Miocic?

>>75166451
Yeah, Conor really majority decisioned the fuck out of Nate.

>literally years

The second Diaz fight was less than a year ago, you goof. I realise it feels like Conor hasn't fought in half a decade.

>>75166344

>implying Aldo would allow a subpar burger to taint the prestigious Famous Burger© brand
>implying Aldo doesn't personally take a bite out of EVERY burger for quality assurance before it is given to the customer

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>>75166451
>gets massively outstruck by king conair

>>75166497
Famous Burger© slogan should be

"Famous Buger..Done in 13 seconds, just like me"

and then Aldo kinda winks at the camera

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>>75166469
>dances around le cardio kang redditmexican for 5 solid rounds
>mexican kids living in the states who have yet to get caught by ICE collectively deny reality so they can suckle on the testicles of their 2cool4school spic fighter
incredibly sad desu

>>75166494
their boipuccy has been slick for conor since way before nate, lad

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if you're not a fan of cynthia you're not a fan of mma

Post fighters with that immigrant mentality
>Bisping

>>75166509
it's not just about the numbers tho buddeh

nate is known for volume conor is known for death by left hand

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>Aldo will never find you starving on the streets of Brazil and raise you like his own child
>Aldo will never take you under his wing and show you how to properly flame broil the highest quality ground beef
>Aldo will never fly home to the nest after a long day of work to regurgitate Famous Burgers© into your mouth and the mouths of your bald siblings

Literally why even live 2bh

>>75166693
memes aside Famous burger is pretty good

>>75166693
>yfw you realise when aldo burned his face on the grill he was just trying to find burgers to regurgitate into the mouths of his friends and family

great guy

>>75166364
Depends on weight class

>>75166822
145 maybe 155

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>>75166451

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>>75166761

They unironically look delicious

>>75166353
>the second fight was fairer to conor

In what fucking way? Nate was shitfaced on a boat in Cabo 10 days before the first fight. Conor was on a full camp and had been training for five rounds.

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>>75166900
>brazilian cuisine
looks like something my grandparents would cook at home on the grill. is that sliced shit underneath the burger patty and mold growing on the lettuce?

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>you may never see conor fight in MMA again

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>>75166859
145 you'd probably get eaten desu
If it's not meme kicks it's wrestling (your TDD can only be so good) and if it's not wrestling its jitz

There aren't too many success stories of Boxer --> MMA
Vice versa too. Cody is but he also trains with TAM, a team known for its wrestling which helped him a lot in the Cruz fight. Conor's a solid striker, but it's not limited to boxing. Someone like Aldo will kick your leg off

>>75166960
>Sliced shit

It's obviously a slice of tomato you stupid fuck, I thought Americans at the very least knew about common burger ingredients

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>>75166923
that one tactically placed six-letter word draws out the australiasperg, as anticipated
show us your tits, cunt

>>75167003
if someone shoots a takedown he'll just uppercut them tho

>>75167052
kek problem solved
You're set to become GOAT Brazil

The greatest skill you can possess in the manlet divisions is God tier weight cutting ability

Prove me wrong

>>75167083
That's why Rumble beat Koscheck, right?

>>75167003
There aren't too many successful stories of boxer --> MMA because you can still make a lot of money in boxing

If there was just as much money in freestyle wrestling as in boxing you wouldn't see a lot of successful wrestling --> MMA fighters either

Friendly reminder that Aldo cuts just as much weight as Conor, and that Holloway cut more weight than Conor.

>>75167129
Aldo is way smaller than Conor
Holloway is a skelly tho

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>>75167083
not really

>>75167099
The manlet divisions are 125, 135, 145 and probably 155

Welterweight isn't a manlet division

>weidman's team is so desperate for a win they think chris should have got a win because the knees from Moose were """"""""""illegal""""""""""

is there a bigger JUST in recent times? jesus

>>75167181
155 is average sized man division

>>75167181
Welterweight is full of king-of-manlets, lad. Real men don't weigh less than 185.

>>75167322
their average weight is like 190 though

>>75167126
Yeah but it's not just about the money. They're different sports for a reason, making a transition with just good hands isn't really easy

>>75167322
Almost all welterweights are walking around at more than 185 lad

>>75167514
As soon as they weigh less than 185, they lose their manginity.

>>75167397
Nah, reckon the main thing is money. More money More chance of freak athletes choosing your sport

Boxers don't just have 'good hands', they have elite hands, footwork, head movement etc.

>>75167255

>phantom of the opera face
>cardio evaporated since usada
>knocked out 3 times in a row, twice in your home state
>allowing yourself to get kneed in the skull instead of just blocking because you think you'll be granted a DQ win

JUST

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>>75167533
Say that to my face and not online fucker

>>75167573
It all changes in the MMA game though. Good Boxing footwork and good MMA footwork is a different thing. I do agree the main thing is the money obviously, MMA is still a young sport that's growing, but I wouldn't say money is the only thing.
It's a tough change, MMA opens the game a whole lot more

>>75167573
That doesn't mean shit when you get taken down by an experienced Grappler

So is there really no way to go far without good ground game? How the fuck i am supposed to compete on the ground with olympic wrestlers and BJJ world champions?
Im pretty sure I could KO some guys on UFC who are great wrestlers, but they would absolutely rekt me on the floor
Is there really nothing I can do? Enlight me, /heem/.
Also, im really going pro

>>75167645
We're not talking about a boxer coming to MMA without first working on the other aspects of his game, we're talking about an actual elite make boxer making the full transition you autistic fuck

>>75167703
Why would an actual elite boxer move to MMA when they can make better money in boxing?

>>75167788
That's what I was fucking saying Jesus Christ, read the comment chain you fucker

See

>>75167573
>>75167126

>>75166761
american famous burger chains freaking when

>>75167924
too many burger chains already in America

>>75167693

Go to Nova Unaõ or however it's spelled, and study Aldo's catlike TDD. But Aldo is also a high level black belt so idk if that has something to do with it

Business idea: one night tournament for the /heem/ belt at welterweight

Reckon I could knock any of you cunts out stiff

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>>75167971
>too many
heresy

Will take webm requests from stuff on Fight Pass

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>>75167924

Rome wasn't built in a day my guy

>>75167862
You are absolutely SEETHING.

>>75168048
BAWTFS

>>75168048
Always enjoy BTFOing dumb Aussie mongs

What is a zilch?

>>75168287
Look in the mirror champ

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>look at me aussie, you're steve irwin now

>>75168403
Absolutely POOsada'd

>>75168424
>deflecting
nice try gian

>>75163614

Hi I don't normally post in this general but I noticed this image in the catalogue and could you please not thx.

>>75168303
DAMN LAD

>>75168403
Steve Irwin had no problems handling alligators though

Jacare confirmed for getting handled

>>75168599
>t. lowtest twink
Im sure she'll ravage your boipuss if you asked

>>75168599
*teeps*

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>>75168710
lucky whittaker is from NZ

>fighters always do front double bicep or occasionally a most muscular

When will they diversify their weigh in posing lads?

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>>75169028
me

>>75169112
*Executes order 66 on this post*

Would you rather have DC spit on your face or stand and let Jon Jones kill you?

>>75169213
C. Radical rumble