/bundes/liga

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd afternoon

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>monaco will destroy shareholders tonight
cant wait

>>75163256
t. Monaco-Franze

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>Dolberg fit for the Schalke match
>Großkreutz to Darmstadt
>Huntelaar leaving Schalke this summer

I think that was it

>Der polnische Fußball-Nationalspieler nahm trotz seiner Schulterprellung bei der Einheit am Dienstag an der Säbener Straße teil. Allerdings: Lewandowski ging bereits nach rund 20 Minuten wieder in die Kabine, wie Sport1 berichtete. Die Schulter schmerzt immer noch, sodass ein Mitwirken des Stürmers noch immer nicht hundertprozentig sicher ist.

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>>75163256
YES.
I even find more enjoyment in a Dirtmund defeat than in a Bayern victory. I would rather see Dortcucks lose to Monaco than us winning against Madrid.

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>you're in the changing room and this guy offers you a slice of cake
wat do?

>>75163396
that's quite sad desu

i hate bauern desu

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https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//bundes/
>this is a thing now

>>75163515
Hmm

>>75163515
there's no way this was not made by someone who's been posting in /bundes/ for less than a year (or hershit)

>>75163671
A strawpoll or something would have been nice, but it seems like a pretty good representation of what /bundes/ is at the moment.

>>75163681
the best representation of what /bundes/ is at the moment would've been to not partake in shit like this in the first place

>>75163671
My first thought was it looks like it's been run through the PES name filter

>>75163397
Refuse because of the hideous Rapid bag

>>75163515
Autism

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>Germans call gloves hand shoes

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>Germans call the nose a "face oriel"

>>75163582

He has the hair and clothing style of a teenager. Pathetic.

>>75164006
Gotta stay young

>>75163377

>"See, kids? Diving in the moment of a 3:1 advantage does not pay off."

hallo und guten morgen!

>>75164178
Grüezi wohl!

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Schmeichel and Cañizares

Hey, need an advice, /bundes/!

As you all know we have Bundestagswahl this year. And of course I hope you're all doing your part :DDDD

So, is there any better way of redpilling girls than by dick?

Remember, every vote counts.

>>75164273
Chuchichäschtli

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>>75164287
these Puma training shirts with the horizontal stripes are GOAT. Sometimes I wished that the NT played in them instead of the actual kits.

Faggots have entered bundes again!

Why isn't Mario Götze exactly playing this time?

>>75164417
cause he's a fatty fat fat

Welcome to the capital of football, @AS_Monaco_EN! #bvbasm #UCL

.@RaphGuerreiro speaks ahead of #bvbasm: "The atmosphere in the stadium will help us"

Alles Gute, @fischkreutz_KG!

"Wir werden attackieren, wenn wir nicht den Ball haben, wir werden angreifen, wenn wir den Ball haben.“ (Thomas Tuchel vor #bvbasm)

"There's a really incredible atmosphere here. The fans will put the Monaco players under a lot of pressure.“ (@RaphGuerreiro) #bvbasm

Unsere Aufstellung fürs Viertelfinale #bvbasm #UCL http://www.bvb.de/News/Uebersicht/Unsere-Aufstellung-fuers-Viertelfinale …

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>buyernwinslol

They really should do a european super league. I can't take it anymore.

>>75163939
nose = Nase

>>75163882
and yes, hand socks would make more sense

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>>75163882

ze germanz also call zis fistlings

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>>75164576
lul

>emily
ugh

>>75164576
mfw autism was a mistake

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>>75164576
saved for future shitposting

>>75164610
these hand shoes look pretty comfy to wear.

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>>75164532
The correct word is Gesichtserker.

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Holy kek! This guy knows what's up!

>>75164653

Tchibo™ is the place to go.

>>75164671
thx

>>75164659
>left arm
Goddamnit

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>>75164659
uhm.. looks like someone didin't get the message

Interesting stuff on Tuchel
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/apr/11/thomas-tuchel-borussia-dortmund-monaco-champions-league?CMP=share_btn_tw

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>when Großkreutz joins your local team
Looking forward to Hinterhofliga 7

>>75163132
very good original post

>>75163265
who is bayern monaco

Veron will play for Estudiantes tonight in the Copa Libertadores.
Veron is 42 years old and retired three years ago. He is president of Estudiantes and promised his comeback if the club sold all the executive boxes at their new stadium, which has now happened.

>>75164753
>with Guardiola happy to pass on Manchester City’s ‘scouting feed’ – a special camera view that shows the whole pitch – from their last‑16 tie against Monaco in the Champions League
WOW.
Hans-Joachim "PDF" Watzke does it again.

>>75164882
thank you, then it seems that i will be watching while i do a few other things

>>75163270
>Huntelaar leaving Schalke this summer
lewandowski backup

>>75163132
bundesliga is touhous law

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Daniel Sturridge of Liverpool FC

Is this /bundes/

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>>75164704
left you say?

>Whenever you think you are alone, keep in mind it's only a matter of perpective!

>>75164948
Well I think he said he wants more playing time so Bayern would be a bad choice, but of course Uli's sausage money can be persuasive even though he's probably made a decent amount of money over his career.

guys help me tipp tonight!!

>>75163377
my rotator cuff

also what are syringue injections

>>75164753
interesting read. thanks

>>75163397
refuse


>eating cake

any year

>shitholds bot on a roll again
ugh

>>75163582
>puberty sneakers with a suit

>>75164287
his eyes look dead

>>75165030
no

ugh you wouldnt be a help anyway

>>75165039
You're welcome

>>75165057
>>75165072
Yes

What do mean by tipp?
1X2 on some list or the two CL games or just generally good bets.

not bets

TIPPS, as in whats the result going to be

this thread is such a sausage fest

denmark is the biggest sausage desu

>>75163582
Wearing earbuds while some people showing interest in you is just plain rude. Doesn't matter if they're annoying fans or not.

I got a sausage in my pants :\

>>75165143
Dortmund 2 - 2 Monaco
Juventus 2 - 1 Barcelona

Or is it about the weekend's Bundesliga games

i think thats too many goals for a juve game desu

i thought about 0:0, 1:0 or 0:1

>>75165168
good bets

>>75165182
clever bet

>>75165166
>stealing gimmicks and not even doing them right
kys

Well both teams have extremely good forwards and Barcelona have been involved in some high-scoring games in the competition lately and even though Juventus have some good defenders, it's hard to keep Barcelona from scoring, but who knows what's going to happen, not me certainly.

>claiming gimmicks on an anonymous taiwanese illustration forum

i think i will go with
dortmund 2:2
juve 1:1

>>75165214
good bets

>>75165191
pretty sure that I'm not stealing

>not going 4-1 and 1-0

Dortmund - Monaco 3:1
Juve - Barca 1:1

>>75165231
not trying to trick you

>no reus
>a shit aubameyang
dortmund wont score

>>75165240
these quarter finals are literally perfect

>>75165246
Ya it's good

i doubt that dortmund will only concede 1

score 3? maybe. but concede less than 2 goals? never

>>75165233
who the fuck is going to score three goals for dortmund

Steven Gerrard will be head coach of Liverpool U18s from next season.

your face when both end 0-0

i can be your head coach if you understand where i'm going with this

>>75165266
USA
Alberto
Schmelzer

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>joachim löw eats boogers and sniffs his ass crack, multiple times
haha lol

>bog sim drinks wine from a pint glass
OMG YOU SICK FUCK RETIRE NOW!

>>75165281
yes giving head=pleasuring a penis with your mouth. being the coach of this means you train me in pleasuring a penis with my mouth. the penis is most likely yours

yes, very good.

+1

>>75165334
YES.

Great post.

goodbye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j29QoiuEhB0

>>75165168
I just remembered that both Juventus and Barcelona are two of your favorite clubs. does this scoreline reflect which you prefer, or what you believe most likely to happen tonight?

>>75165408
I will go with both

>>75163515
shit team

>>75164576
fucking nazis

dont forget to make tea and calm me mum

tfw have to check my own posts because nobody else does

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how do you like this outfit

[spoiler]where to cop the cardigan[/spoiler]

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>>75165776
>>75165788
good to see him happy

>>75165753
I never got in the habit of checking posts.

>>75165788
pls dont watch our "league"

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>>75165823
okay

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this is what it looks like when youre out with the girlfriend

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would you sacrifice your teams victory in a champions league final against juventus just to see gianluigi buffon lift the champions league trophy? good question

>>75165878
a night out watching the chicago Bulls?

>>75165932
ya

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the "phil jones" hehe

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Hi is this /tennis/?

>>75166226

Who's the owner of that delicious hairy mommy-cunt?

lewd.

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>>75166278
Sharapova

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5813916/

i dont get it

>>75166375
ist wohl der marco gefahren was

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>75166355
t.urk

Im Bereich #Dortmund #Höchsten hat es eine #Explosion gegeben. Wir sind mit starken Kräften vor Ort. Die Lage ist derzeit noch unklar.

bus incident and explosion
hmm...

BILD: Reported explosion on the Dortmund team bus. Marc Bartra reportedly injured & is on his way to hospital. #BVB

>>75166454
Hot

Bild: Bartra verletzt ins Krankenhaus

relgion....des friedens???

>Molby and Elkjær in studio
Nice. Shame I missed the first 15 minutes preparing a pizza

Somebody got a stream?

yes i have one

>>75166544
it was neinhold's bot army

how come everyone suddenly uses the word "momentum" even in germany? heard it like 20 times this month alone

who started it? i know its common in english speaking countries but germany?

@BVB Bombenexplosion am Mannschaftsbus am Mannschaftshotel. Spieler in Sicherheit. Keine Gefahr im und am Stadion. Weitere Infos folgen. #bvbasm

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vRR3WlYaxg

>>75166876
is that Tuchel?

yes

secret locker room recording

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>>75166876
etzala ist forbei
aber noch schnell ein tzelda lets play schneiden, rendern und hochladen

>guy throws Polenböller
>WAAHHH ITS A BOMB

You now realize that Dortmund posters post on /sp/ which will be confirmed whence tis revealed that it was a firecracker

>>75166591
pizza

i did not know denmark browses /pol/ desu

>Neinhold in Stockholm on friday
>back in germany yesterday

hmmm

>>75167183
Dortmund players

>>75167200
>autistic man
>posts on pol

Czechs out

>man

>having to watch Juve - Barca
Yawn

>>75167191
Yes

>>75167200
I don't

>>75167215
remember when he tried to blow up the veltins-arena?

>>75167215
kek

and he want us to believe he aint a schalke fan anymore

Ich hoffe dieses Team von Niggern und Kanacken verreckt wie die dreckigen Jungelaffen in Brasilien

>>120631534
>>120632187
you do

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>game cancelled

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75167215
he hacked podesta, too

Das Spiel #bvbasm wurde soeben abgesagt. Neuansetzung: Mittwoch, 12.04. 18.45 Uhr. Tickets behalten Gültigkeit. #bvbasm

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18:45 tomorrow
>I have an appointment at 18:30
Ugh

>>75167378
Really?

>it was the correct decision
my sides

so next time somebody gets injured during the warmup they call off the match too?

>>75167471
Oh wow such destruction!

Some kid threw a D-Böller and they all freak out

>>75167471
>having an appointment at 18:30
any year

what is it

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>Bartra gives dirtmud fan who was in Schalke GmBH section his shit
>Schalke ref balled hard
>Bartra talks shit to Erwin when Erwin gives ref the red card
>in retaliation Erwin decides to bomb team bus to hurt bartra
>I steal the theme of the Austrians post from the Bomb thread

w e w

remember when dortmund had their match against lotte cancelled because there was a little bit of snow on the pitch?

Shitmund being special snowflakes again

What a despicable """club"""

>>75167569
yes

yes i do remember

#againstmodernfootball
#drittehalbzeit
#traditionistkeinverbrechen

>>75167540
Just getting a new pair of glasses and I have to pick them up and get the final check to see that they are okay.
I placed it there so I had time to get home from work. Good thing is, the place is only a few minutes from my home.

PLOTWIST

it was RB leipzig followers

>>75167215
How does Jens Keller fit into all of this?

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Messi will score 5 goals today for his bro bartra and for us fans

>>75167587
>Customers are still mad

lel

>>75167687
watze is lining up keller as a tuchel replacement

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>>75167687
He told großgreuz this was his chance to get his job back at Dortmund.

Imagine if this had happened in Bayern.
All those costumers having to drive back home to all corners of the country.

At least in Dortmund's case, all the home fans will only have a short walk home.

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Buyern spergs full of shit again. haha as if this would somehow change the fact that you get fucked by Halal tomorrow.

>>75167718
unironically makes my dick hard

>>75167368
When you post from another subreddit, you have to copy the full url.

When you crosspost from another /sp/ thread you can just copy the post number.

So are you watching the b-side?

here we go

i know how to crosslink

but since you posted in said thread, you know which posts i mean, get it?

Is tonight the night Higuain performs?

I always forget that Dani Alves plays for Juventus.
I'm proud to be one of the few people who've always genuinely liked him.

>>75167885
I guess I'll have this on. If it starts to bore me, I'll just mute it and return to my podcasts

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>still gonna vota cdu/csu and spd

>>75167943
maybe

Dybala a CUTE

>come back
>open stream
>dortmund got bombed
dafuq?

No I don't because I don't post on /pol/.
Every time there's a big happening I go there and then leave after two minutes since it's such an awful board and userbase.

>>75167668
those shops usually have closed at 6pm

Dyballa auditioning for Barcelona with that hair and theatrics

>>75168010
>>>/LGBT/

>>75167974
kys

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>>75167828

>>75168010
same thing here

Didn't barça signed cillessen?

Has she even played?

>>75167974
Fuck off
Also take take that blonde bitch with you. Even more annoying today than otherwise

>shitcelona

>Matieu


Nice finish tho

>THE CITY OF BARSA >THE CITY OF BARSA >THE CITY OF BARSA >THE CITY OF BARSA >THE CITY OF BARSA >THE CITY OF BARSA >THE CITY OF BARSA >THE CITY OF BARSA >THE CITY OF BARSA >THE CITY OF BARSA >THE CITY OF BARSA >THE CITY OF BARSA >THE CITY OF BARSA >THE CITY OF BARSA >THE CITY OF BARSA >THE CITY OF BARSA >THE CITY OF BARSA >THE CITY OF BARSA >THE CITY OF BARSA >THE CITY OF BARSA >THE CITY OF BARSA

>>75168010
still good for a few pictures

>>75167471
Good riddance.

>>75167974
>cdu/csu and spd
>and

delicious bait my friend

>Conceding an early goal to Italians

RIP farcelona

Juve should be aiming for at least a few goals. 1-0 won't cut it.

>>75168409
1-0 is pretty sweet if you manage to score an away goal

>>75168409
They inironocally have the best defense in the world. They'll sit back and counter

>>75168435
It's a big if. Don't forget the penalty and red card tax when playing Barca.

It's not hard to imagine AC playing in that Juventus short one day.
He has the right DNA.

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>>75168258
>>75168136
>>75168057
enjoy seeing the country you live in go down the shitter

>>75168515
really depends on how he's doing at Chelsea next season.

BUFFON

Literally the best keeper in the world

Buffon!

DYBALA
>>75168641
He's good but there's no way he gets into the Chelsea team

It happened again

old man Buffon still got it

DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT DYBAGOAT

>German goalkeeping

>>75168810
>tf
>tp

literally had no chance there

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yeah id sacrifice a trophy for this guy
this bayern team can win enough still

>>75168621
Take politics to /pol/ or /deutsch/ you fucking nigger

>>75168641
>>75168738
Yeah I doubt it too. I think another loan would probably be fine, maybe to a Premier League side.
Don't know if he would want that though. There will certainly be many decent clubs lined up for him if he tries to force Chelsea to either use him or sell him.

>>75168776
good shot

>>75168836
>gets a hand on it
>can't save it

Alves red card soon

>>75169025
Me the rightmost bolice

Forgot manduzkic existed

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>clearly pulling on his jersey
>referee looking straight at it
mis lados

what a terrible team this Barca turned into
they looked unbeatable when Neymar joined

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>Mfw there'll be a say no to racism ceremony @ Dortmund 2mrw

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>>75169692

>stable is not a condition
Reeeeeeeeee

>>75167974that glass with sweets looks neat. I will you that idea at get togethers.

>>75169025
german female policeofficers are so often cuties.

>>75170101
>Andre gomes

>>75170101
t. alte oma

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Hey hun

Come and get your milk and potatoes

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>>75171015