/mlb/ general

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Royals

Relocate the Dodgers to Mexico City.

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*drives toward the playoffs*

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Nice win, Mets

HOWEVER

>>75160498
Relocate the Mariners to Mexico City

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Injuns desu

>>75160498

theyre already in Los Angeles

Baltimore Orioles

>>75160500
This guy will single-handedly ruin any playoff hopes the Philberts have.

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> general thread makes no mention of a cycle

shameful fucking display

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>>75160500

relocate the hanshin tigers to kyoto

>>75160526
No, I like the Tigers though.

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Injuns

make sure you
> rags
before you go to bed, lads

>>75160559
logo make me cringe

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>The Berlin Wall was still up
>East Timor was not a country yet
>The Aral Sea was still a body of water
>The Space shuttle program was still state-of-the-art
>The Hubble Telescope was still under development
>Mars rovers were still only on paper
>Digital cameras weren't household items yet

Going for 29 in 2017!!!

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MARINERS!
>>75160505
fuck you

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>>75160559
>>75160577
>when the wahoo is TOO SMUK

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>>75160584
What did you mean by this?

>>75160566
There's always visiting fans. Like how Indians fans outnumbered rags """fans""" by almost a 2-1 margin during game 3 of their ow home opener

Tears. Absolute tears. I can't believe I finally got to witness the Cubs, my Cubs, erect their World Series pennant over wrigley tonight. Holy shit. Lmao you fags are so jealous too. You're jealous that your team didn't win it all. You're jealous that you didn't have a gorgeous girl (that's right you fuckers that keep lying about me, a girl) by your side willing to bang the shit out of you when we get back home. You're jealous that you don't like in the greatest city on earth. Holy shit. I'm so fucking happy and so fucking drunk right now. Next round's on me boys. Go Cubs.

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>>75160601
just an average day as an Ms fan

NL West final standings

Dodgers 101-61
Snakes 90-72
Dads 84-78
Cockies 77-85
Giants 66-92 (30 blown saves lol)

>>75160635
how many guys did you kiss to get that drunk?

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rags fans are literal babies

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Thanks Mariners

This thread smells funny. Who let the south-siders in?

T H R E E

>>75160635
>erect
>fags
>bang
>boys

Interesting word choice!

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>>75160477
>BOS:Jackie Bradley (knee) headed to disabled list
well fuck. i guess that means a lot of chris young or maybe holt?

>>75160663
G A Y

Why does Tony Sipp still have a job? He is straight trash in a good Astros bullpen.

>>75160658

You know, I should've known that your faggot ass would take the most pleasure at this. Me, at a moment of vulnerability, and you had to continue your fucking obsession with me and the Cubs lmao. I bet you're one of the fags that wanted to buy me a free drink. I bet if I sucked your dick, you would enjoy it. That would show all of 4chan your true colors, and they would start rightfully calling you out for the faggot you are. I'm sorry that your team doesn't have a shortstop like Addison Russell. I'm sorry that the Cubs traded a bust shortstop to you for a top tier reliever. I'm sorry that the Cubs are now more successful than the stankees. You don't have to take your jealousy out on me though lmao

>>75160582
Its not the same, not enough has happened yet for it to be as good as Ottoman posting and they aren't the only team with a drought of that length

>>75160635
>erect their World Series
I bet that's not the only thing you saw erect tonight on the north side

>>75160676
D U D E S

>>75160658
This thread smells like semen. Who let the lifelongs in?

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only 5 months til football season, can't watch this shit team anymore.

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>>75160635

>>75160689
>from Berlin Wall
>to Build a Wall
It's good enough for /mlb/

>>75160723
lmao nice

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>>75160689
I elect we don't neglect the proud history of pisscup futility and their legendary century + long fuck up. being 1- 108 can never be lived down.

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Can someone explain this to me? I'm not quite getting it.

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how do any fans of these teams go about their daily lives without contemplating suicide?

>>75160760
I mean the decision not to use the superior Tomorrow style is your own mistake

>>75160760

he's a fan of the salami, if you catch my drift

>>75160773
I think so.

He's a fan of deli meats?

>>75160764
>conveniently cutting off the doyers who are right below the orioles

asspained spic trying to deflect detected

>>75160792

he handles a lot of meat, yes

>>75160792
Of a sort.

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>>75160764
honestly buddy, i just love the mariners
they let me down much more than they should but i still love them and will keep watching them.

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Wrangler's

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Jints desu

only checked two off the list today

>>75160764
For Pittsburgh fans at least they have the Pens and the Steelers, two respected, winning franchises

Relocate:
Marlins → Montreal
Rays → Raleigh
Braves → Nashville
Athletics → Vegas
Padres → Vancouver
Dodgers → Salt Lake City

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>>75160918

> 3 teams in leafland

>>75160918
>Wanting Salt Lake City to get a team like the Dodgers.
No thanks I like it here. Give us a shitty expansion team.

>>75160918
>Vancouver Padres

would only work if they get flipped to the AL to compete with their blood sworn enemy, the Mariners

DADS WON

apologiseeee

>>75160918
>>75160937
>Mormon's getting another team

no thanks. the Utah Jazz existence is enough to get my autism flaring

>>75160951
I believe the Dads will make the Wild Card. Do you?

A's -> Sacramento

Y/N?

>>75160962
No and stop with this talk. 75 wins is the absolute maximum i can see

>>75160918
Raleigh, Nashville, Vegas, and SLC all have minor league teams.

>>75160937
What teams do Utahans follow?

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>>75160918
Sacramento A's desu

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>>75160969
would be hype for Sacramento A's

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>>75161020

DAT

ASS

Did will myers hit a cycle tonight??

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>>75160989
Anglels

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who /seasonalallergies/ here

>>75161044
/summerflu/ here

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>>75161044
it's awful

I can't go outside at all

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>>75161020
wew

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>>75161052

>april
>summer flu

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>>75161044

only faggots have allergies

>>75161020
not even hiding the airbrush

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5-0 vs Chris Sale

>>75161064
Soon, anon. Soon.

>>75161083
He didn't win though.

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>>75161093
And he's never lost

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Who /over.500/ here?

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>>75161044
Normally get hay fever something fierce but I don't live where there are any fucking Mulberry trees anymore, so I'm good

>>75161117

Hows the beef game tho?

>>75161114
Never ever. Never will be.

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>>75161098

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>>75161125
B-beef?

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>>75161114

> 3 shutouts
> won a series in STL
> literally brand new bullpen

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>>75161134

>>75160978
Thank god. I'm glad other Dadsbros are excited, but this post season talk is only going to end in disappointment. Accept the squad as is, acknowledge the tank, and get excited for he next few years while enjoying moments of brilliance like tonight's cycle. Christ I hope Preller doesn't try to trade Myers.

>>75161029
Yessir.

>>75161193
Dads will win 108 games this season and WIN the World Series. Suck it nerd.

>>75160760
It was a typo. I'm absolutely not gay you faggot. I'm about to fuck this shit out of this girl after the game, but we're going to get drunk first because a drunk lay is a good lay. I bet your virgin ass didn't know that. I can't talk much longer, because I'm having the time of my life watching Addison Russell absolutely dominate the Dodgers.

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>a drunk lay is a good lay
>Molester got drunk in boystown

>typo
ha ha ha ha ha ha

>>75161233
>a drunk lay is a good lay.

>>75161205
Breh, our boys aren't going to win 70. They look good now, but its a long season, and a lot of our squad is the best of the AAA squad that might not be playing on any other team. Don't get me wrong. I love 'em and am having a blast watching them, but talking heads as well as other fans of franchises that have gone through seasons tanking have all advised looking at this season the way I just described. We have our boys, and beside Myers, Renfroe, and Margot they all have room for improvment. Just treat this year as time for them to develop and accomplish that improvement, otherwise you're gonna be memeing that they're trash over the next years because they had this bad season before they got gud.

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indians reporting in

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>>75161233

>>75161233
>I bet your virgin ass didn't know that
repressed homosexuality

>>75161273

these edits are gold

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everyone knows Cleveland girls have the biggest boobs

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>Bases loaded
>0 outs
>end the inning not scoring a SINGLE RUN
>los Doyers

>>75161299

lol, pirates did the same thing tonight too

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>>75161282
god damn, she's built like a semi-truck

Tfw no Reds girls posted
Is it because they're a wholesome team?

>>75161337

i think it's because reds fans actually get laid, and therefore have no reason to obsessively hoard instagram caps

>>75161360

>Skincinati

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>>75161360
I love masturbating to Joey Votto

>>75161378

we know, m8

...we know.

>>75161378
>giants

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>>75161424
San Francisco BIG ONES

>>75161448

>you will never be that scarf

why live

The Cubs win again. I know this upsets you faggots, but get used to it. Lmao I bet you're gonna turn this into on of your gay edits to slander me and misquote me. Lmao get a life. Don't be upset that the Cubs can be stopped.

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did you guys catch the sleeping doyers fan?

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>>75161460
>bragging about winning against a team that can't hit lefties

bravo, lester, u've done it again :^)

>>75161460
who the hell are you?
are you trying to be the next DG?

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>>75161509
10/10

>>75161499
He IS DG. He gave up seeing the Dodgers lose and became a Cubs fan.

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>>75161565
Too bad the Cubs won't win for another 108 years

>>75160513
>3 days off in one week

I need a fix man
I need that MAGIC

>>75161587
How does it feel that the Orioles will finish the season below the Boston Red Sox, New York Yankees, Tampa Bay Rays, and Toronto Blue Jays in that order?

>>75161565
im sure thats not true

>>75161600

never underestimate the power of autism

>>75161600
>>75161605
Have YOU ever seen DG and mo'Lester in the same thread together? I rest my case.

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>>75161583
>108.jpg
lmao, that was a complete accident
it's meant to be

>>75161613
Anyone here with a background in linguistics? Maybe a comparative analysis is in order to see if the two tripfags are actually the same person.
I suspect they are.
The idea that it's Tiki doing it is over-the-top conspiracy theorizing though.

>>75161633
DG was a pseudo statistician

>>75161656

>you will never know his secret method for determing ERA based on conditions he deems fair

>>75161595
>jays

Dead like the dodo m8

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*wins back to back mvps*

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>>75161677
*kills ventura*

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Teams over .500:

Orioles!
Rays!
Twins!
Tigers!
Angels!
Mets!
Nationals!
Reds!
Cubs!
Diamondbacks!
Rockies!
Dodgers! (in danger of falling to .500)

Teams at .500:
Red Sox
Indians
Astros
Athletics
Marlins
Pirates
Padres

Teams under .500:
>bankees
>blow gays
>whos
>roylels
>rags
>memeiners
>lillies
>barves
>broors
>methinals
>jints

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>>75161701
*steals your ring*

>>75161713

>jints

.375 and RISING

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PADRES

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>>75161726
Wil Myers seems like such a cool dude. I would suck his dick because he's so cool no homo tho

>>75161713
>whos
>rags
>memeiners

Of course the three most JUST franchises in baseball are all playing like shit

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>>75161714
>tfw I was at the first game the rally monkey appeared
Had no idea what the fuck was going on but I loved it. Hilariously enough it was also against the Giants.

>>75161714
shit still haunts me

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>DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS

>tfw no DG to roast him on muh Kenley best closer

where is he? im legit worried he got killed from a stray LA drive-by bullet.

One week in.

>>75161892
Making out with dudes for free beer

>>75161892
DG'Lester is still here

go cubs!

Are there any good closers left? Is Britton the only one?

>>75161749
Rangers will be over .500 after we sweep the anglels in the next series

>>75161963
Francisco Rodriguez

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>>75161963
Santiago Casilla

>>75161998
Wew lad.

>>75161998
He said good

>>75162017

thats the joke, you imbecile

Lmfao do the Dodgers even know how to play baseball? Apparently not.

Jansen is such an elite arm.

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>>75162031
dodging that ring every year desu

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>The best closer of all-time

>>75162104

REALLY activates the almonds

>>75161633

Secondary Ed. English major here. I have an extensive background in rhetoric.

Pissboi and mo'Lester use the exact same appeals in their arguments and outlandish claims. Their (his) method of persuasion is stating something dumb, defending it, pleading that it's no big deal, and saying people are over reacting.

Linguistically, they follow the same pattern. Each conveys the same tone that implies "I'm fooling them; keep sounding authoritative" but the pattern is easy to spot. The same language and wording are used, with such little variance that the syntactic structure of lines and sentences are pretty much the same.

In conclusion: Pissboi and mo'Lester are the same person.

Kinda funny how Lester raped the Dodgers tonight.

>>75162119
Lester peed on the dodgers

>>75162104
why are closers from californian teams so bad?

>>75162104
>jenkem

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>>75162142

>tfw Brian wilson fell off the face of the earth

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david ross shud be a 1st ballot hofer omg gaiz best catcher evar did u 4get he cud pitch and hit 4 powar? he won 2 wurld zeriez its da current year anything kan habben :DDDDD

>>75162180
You said it fellow lifelonger!
Want to meet in boystown after the game tomorrow? I'll buy you a beer

>>75162119
this post is really embarrassing and you should feel embarrassed for it

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>>75162104
>Jay just takes his time and waltzes to home plate and is bear hugged by Zoberist.

>You now realize that the first game in every Cubs series this season has ended in a walk off.

>>75162187
Ohhhhhhh Jeethus, I'd love to have a beer but only if you give me anal thilly gooth

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We only get to play the pathetic Lillies three times this week, instead of four.
Feels bad man.

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>>75162180
Can a Red Sox fan be so butthurt that David Ross will always consider the Cubs to be his team and his time in Boston is just a footnote now?

>Imagine if Cubs fans decide to stuff the ballot and have David Rose win dancing with the stars. Just for the amount of tears it would create.

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>>75162259
You know, I am SO stoked to see David Ross get himself into the Hall of Fame with his super postseason stats for winning both the World Series and Dancing with the Stars in less than one year! Who can literally stop this man from achieving the greatest things any baseball player could in the past and present? I'd rank David Ross over Wilson Contreras. He has that chic vibe that Contreras lacks as he seems, so... you know, plain!

>>75162198

Keep hating, bitchboi.

>>75162259
YOU TELL 'EM LIFELONG!

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>>75162272
Remember when David Ross hit that home run at his final at bat in game 7 of the world series?

The world does.

Clutch.

>>75162285
>this is unironically considered the greatest moment in baseball history to fans of the chicago cubs

>>75162119
>Lester raped the Dodgers tonight

Nigga you know that Wood's got the better future ahead. Guy has ace potential and y'all just can't see it. He was clearly the better pitcher as Lester is fucking shit.

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defend this pissboi

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>>75162297
>Winning the world series is considered the greatest moment in baseball history to fans of the chicago cubs.
I'll wait for you tell me what is greater than that.

Reminder that the Cleveland Indians were 28th in attendance during a year they attended the World Series.

>>75162312

>Arrieta looks like a vicious viking and Ken Rosenthal looks like a little gonk

Kek.

>>75162306

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>pic related to 6 months from now

How will /mlb/ react when the inevitable happens?

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>>75162312
I legitimately thought that was a kid in the background for a split second

goddamn, Ken

>needing a real team to come to town to make your opening day relevant

>>75162160
Memebeard is dead
Never to return

>>75162160
blame the giants for not standing by him despite him giving them his prime.

>>75162431
Shaking my fucking head Andrew Miller should have thrown a 98 4seam at his fucking temple and retired his decrepit ass right there. Cringe. Jansen should have cut his fucking ribs

>>75162363
Take your anime off /mlb/ pls.

>>75162492
Get a load of this newfaggot

>>75160969

Nah

As an A's fan in Sacramento, I know this city wouldn't appreciate it. It's jints country here

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>boreball

Boy, Canada sure forgot about baseball quick.
Not one leaf in the thread outside of the baitlord here.....

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>>75162492
Get a load of this newfag.

>>75161902

Agreed.

>>75161142

>2nd in ERA
>7th in BA
>2nd in FP

They have good young players, and the office has minimized signing free agents from either league for the bench and bullpen. How could a team have a worse bullpen in the last two years...

Great trades the last two years though, and the youth are bringing it.

Two left handed starters and three in the bullpen. A far cry from past seasons with zero or 1


Stay healthy lads, no Ludwicking this early in a season...

>cautiously optimistic...

>>75162562
five canadian teams made the NHL playoffs

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>When you are so shook by a batflip that you cost your team the game

Reds fans, what's the deal with Desclafani and Homer Bailey?

I unironically think this Reds team can make some serious noise if they have those guys healthy. They have one of the nastier pens in all of baseball, might end up being the best, and a pretty young talented roster that'll score some runs.

Back end of their rotation is kinda shaky tho.

>>75163376

Billy Hamilton is also playing really good ball.

>>75163421

Yea he looks much improved. Even if he can hit .275 with some walks he'll have a monster year. Totally wrecks teams when he's on the bases.

Who /OpeningDay/ finally here?

What will be the final score on todays tigers game?

>Rags

Is kerchoke going to pitch in the cubs series?

>>75163843
5-4 Tigers

>>75163994
K thanks friend

>>75164037
I sincerely hope you aren't betting on regular season comedy central baseball games because if so you might have a gambling proble.

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>Yesterday

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Today:
>Most of the divisions still have a shit team in first edition

>>75164280
>O's
>twins
>angels
>mets
>reds
>diamondbacks
Imagine if the playoffs started today

>>75160750
There are plenty of teams that have never won a W.S.

>>75164339
The teams that haven't won a ring aren't even half as old as the 108 year drought

>>75164280
Tbf everyone in the NL east is shit.

>>75164339
It's all the western teams.
Rangers, Mariners, Astros, Padres, Rockies

Angels and D-Backs have only won once.

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>>75162488
You are so fucking mad hahaha. He's trolling the fuck out of uptight autists like you.

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>>75164246
>anal slimes
>_WINS
>sneks
>resd
IN
FIRST
PLACE
WTF
>THE SHITTY OF LEAVELAND BTFO
>THE SHITTY OF LOSTON BTFO
>THE SHITTY OF METH LOUIS BTFO
>THE SHITTY OF SAN FAG CISCO BTFO
AHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

>>75164154
I have never watched baseball and i don't even know the rules, i have a gambling problem

>>75164246
>>75164280
Good work.

>>75164447
Then why bet on a Tigers/Twins game where they're both on back end of rotation starters of all games?

>>75164246
>The Doylers loaded the bases
>With Zero outs
>And still didn't score
>They didn't score with the bases loaded and zero outs.

>>75164491
Bombston almost did the exact same thing. They only scored because the Tigers 3b spaghettid a routine double play ball.

>>75164375
Doesn't matter. 1-108 is a better record than 0-50+.

>>75164520
>better record than 0-50
Not even 50 years old

Fucking Rizzo. Beautiful. Imagine being a fan of a team that is a champion. Imagine fucking 10s every single night. Imagine people being so jealous of you that not only do they make up gay fantasies about you, but they also make up that you're also a Dodgers fan. Imagine every time you post someone slanders you by editing it to make you say something gay. Welcome to my world. I'm so excited to see how much more the Cubs destroy this board. I'll be watching. Waiting. Lmao see ya faggots.

>>75164520
By your retarded logic 1-108 would also be better than 0-1.

>>75164541
>Imagine fucking 10s every single night
I bet those dudes look like 10's after all those drinks they buy you

>tfw Addison Reed is a premiere closer now and we have David Robertson

I miss you Kid Rock ;_;

>>75164280
we need to make these the OP images

>>75164858
I second this motion.

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This is it lads

>>75164858
>>75164870
No fuck off, they're too boring for an OP image.

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>>75164940

>>75164940
Okay senpai.
Could we use this for the next OP image?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9GlyXkUMAEvKjr.jpg:large

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>All this hate of Cubs fans
And it's not even warranted like against the Red Sox.

>>75165047
nigga i ain't clickin on this shit

>>75165069
Dude, it's a direct link to a twitter image.
Here is the tweet.
https://twitter.com/Padres/status/851644106518347776

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>His team has less wins than the Reds

>>75163376

i put those two in the same category as mesoraco; it would be nice to see them healthy and contributing, but i'm not holding my breath

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>Reyes continues to bat leadoff when he plays, but he had one of the worst weeks any Met has had for the past few years. In 24 plate appearances, he hit .043/.083/.043. That was good for a -65 wRC+.

>>75164554
If you only include 1 year, then 1-0 is better than 0-1, yes.

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>>75165141
based terry keep trotting him out there

>>75160911
I was born after the Pirates drought started, so I don't know what winning feels like.

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the saga continues

>>75165541
Don't ever stop making these

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>>75165271
you'll get cucked regardless, i'm afraid

>>75165618
Wait, so this is really a thing? Do the two just fuck with each other?

>>75165618
Noah secretly wants to surpass Mr Met for the teams mascot

>>75161726
>wil myers becomes the sports hero San Diego needs

So we'll trade him. Because he can take it.

Tiggers vs Twinkies since whoever made the thread is retarded and didn't post it here:

>>75165651

>>75165651

>>75165651

>>75165651

>>75165727
Because he'll get us the prospects we need...but not the ones we deserve.

>>75165541
>>75165583
Lmao do you really have to samefag every time you make one of these unfunny edits? Lmao it's so cringey it's actually pathetic. Just stop while you're not too far behind.

>>75162297
>fan of a sports team that hasn't won shit in over a century thinks a moment in which a player hit a home run in game 7 of the world series that brought home a championship to said loser team is the greatest moment in baseball history

You're such a humongous fucking faggot

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>>75165768

>>75165768

shouldnt be you throat deep in a man's tongue right now? Dont wanna miss the next game

>>75165795
Lmao your entire life and sense of humor involves editing my 4chan posts. Am I really supposed to believe that you didn't edit this picture to take out the (You)? Lmao. Fucking pathetic.

>>75160477
but that's not Nolan Arenado

>>75165795
>>75165828
>lmao
>lmao
>lmao
>lmao
>lmao

leddit and jewbook are ---->

>>75165856
Dude, just stop. Every time you challenge him, you lose. Don't even try it anymore.

>>75165069
You betta click that shit nigga

>>75165910
Sup mo

>>75165910
>taking off your trip
dipshit, I'm not even that guy, I just showed up and some faggot trip keeps typing LMAO like a fucking child. this chinese picture forum isn't for faggots like that. this is why sean's dad became an hero, he raised a tripfag

>>75165910
haha, you type exactly the same when your trip is on and off. capitalizing all first letters, putting in apostrophes when necessary, proper punctuation

you are the most pathetic faggot on /mlb/ and I will shit on every post I see from now on. enjoy being cucked tripshit

>>75165961
Lmao I'm not mo'Lester but your obsession with him is why he constantly beats you

> trip code "person"
> ever 'winning' anything

kek

Mo Lester makes all cubs fans look bad. I hope he deletes his 4chan account. I went to the home opener last night, as I was walking back home I saw a flyers for a gay bar on the ground.

We have "free drinks".

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>>75166156

>Noah Syndergaard commits felony grand theft auto last night in television
>wasn't arrested and police don't seem to care
If Noah was a brotha hed be getting 25 to life

>>75166568

white privilege in action smdh

>>75166568
It's because the Phanatic is green. GREEN LIVES MATTER

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>>75166568
This. Just because he's a pretty white boy he gets to terrorize colored folk like this dude live on television and get away with it.

>>75166568
What

>>75160764
I contemplate suicide all the time but it has nothing to do with the fact the Pirates have never won anything in my life and probably never will

>>75160764
I remember that Mickey Mantle doesn't pay my bills.

> he's a fan of a team that isn't mlbs top 5 most valuable.

SAD!

>>75166765
But I am

>>75165646
He got NTR'd by Mr. Met.

It wouldn't shock me if they did a stunt of Syndergard and Mrs. Met being caught in bed.

>>75167266
>He got NTR'd by Mr. Met.
Is there video of this?

M's bros
I couldn't watch the game last night, is the mariners offense really clicking or is this just bad pitching? Also Paxton is a god.

>>75160918
>Moortreal
>Hongcouver

nope and nope

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Watch out disAstros we are catching up

>>75167451
>we

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>You were actually alive to watch the Chicago Cubs come back from a 3-1 deficit to win their first World Series in 108 years

>>75167465
>he isn't fan enough to be a >we
don't tell me you say "that team I follow" haha

>>75167451

>Gonna get owned by >rags again

Yeah it'll probably happen

Question /mlb/.
In the NL West, there is the Jints, Doyers, Dads, and Sneks. What is the nickname for the Rockies though?

>>75167919
rookies

>>75167919
diamondbacks are the dbags, not the sneks

As a European who just moved to the states I have a question for some longtime baseball fans.

What's the purpose of the seventh inning stretch?

>>75168638

apparently people used to sit still the whole game? so i guess they needed to be reminded to move their legs

>>75168638
tradition
like most stuff in baseball

In the olden smalltime days, the stretch was often a time for concessionaires to discount and sell off the perishable food and other things they couldn't pack up. They use it in modern stadiums as a bridge to end alcohol sales to control drunks.

Keep in mind average lengths of games went from barely over two hours more than 60 years ago to almost three hours today, so the stretch would feasibly take place only 90 minutes from first pitch.

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AYYO WHERE MY WORLD SERIES CHAMPION CUBS CREW AT?

>>75168638

It has to do with selling beer

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>>75168963

>>75167529
I say "my favorite team"

Should I get a 12.5" or 13" glove for outfield?

>>75168963
>chance cubs
no

>>75170222
12.5

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