LA dodgers @ Chicago Cubs

i really want to suck some cock

>>75161317
no one's stopping you faggot

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how many gas stations do I have to click

When will the Cubs become an elite franchise like the Cardinals, Yankees, Dodgers, and Phillies

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>>75161325
>elite franchise
>Phillies

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Time of a MOON SHOT

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>B in calculus

tfw doing my calc 3 hw right now but im a 25 year old whos stuck in CC with life going no where

>>75161347
Hey man you're trying at least. Don't get down on yourself.

>>75161347
>tfw took calc 14 years ago and got an A
>tfw Kris Bryant was only 11 years old then

>>75161324
I fucking love whores

>>75161372
>tfw took calc when Bryant was 1yo

can we ban players from tilting their caps sideways?

>>75161458
no

ESPN's bullpen audio has been stupendous

>home opener for a team that just won its first WS in 108 years
>weather delay, fine

>BUT ALL THOSE FUCKING EMPTY SEATS THO

> W H A T
> T H E
> F U C K

>>75161392
>>75161372
>I never took calculus at all
God bless deferments.

>>75161486
>BANG
>BANG
>BANG

>>75161486
yeah, I keep thinking those pitch sounds are gunshots

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>>75161497
>90% of scrub fans gone on muh once in a lifetime night

Truly the most pathetic bandwagon meme fanbase ever

>>75161501
>calculus scrubs
Studying graph theory now..
kill your selfffs

What happened to our other Japanese player? Is he back in the minors?

nice job old man

that's a tripping motion

chutley hustle

HAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED
CUSBS

muh
>Russell is good
maymay

sure, ok

>>75161569
>Only tie the game.
>Now the cubs get to win on a walk off.
Do you even keikaku?

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UTLEY

>bustell

What should I get from taco bell lads

>>75161599
Can't go wrong with a Five Dollar Box bro.

>>75161599
i don't know i've never been to that shithole

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>rich wagoners buy all the tickets for once in a century opening night
>leave by the 8th inning

Sickening

>>75161609
its literally only good if your high.

Hll yeah tolsey

>>75161622
haven't smoked in like 8 years so my taco bell window has closed it seems

>>75161622
was ok when it was cheap, now it's as $ as real food

Romo is disgusting why is he always licking his hand

>>75161541
>graph theory

is that discrete math? i have to take that class soon

>>75161629
Dont smoke but heard from people that do that it tastes better when you do. Honestly its just garbage for the most part

>>75161632
this

>>75161584
12am in shitcago
10pm in LA

>>75161635
If it keeps him pitching lights out, I don't care what he licks.

>>75161646
The real winners are the NEETs

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>>75161636
yeah. Im still an underclassman though so am just reading some of the books on my off time. Have yet to take abstract algebra but will read it over the summer. graph theory is pretty fun though

is it just me or do cub fans always cheer routine pop ups like it's gonna be a home run? why??

>>75161664
Because they are not good fans and their only shtick of being the lovable losers is now gone.

wrigley is a shoebox

>>75161676
You sound pathetic

>>75161664
because they're bandwagonners who think everything is out of the park

>>75161664
because it's a hitter's ballpark and the majority of their lineup has the ability to knock it out every time they're at the plate

HAHAHAHA

Baez you fucking baboon

Seems like Baez's strike zone has never been the same since the WS. It was even shitty in the WBC.

Anybody else over Baez? He swings at anything

>>75161658
>abstract algebra
yo that looks interesting

what are you majoring on my man? what do you want to do?

BASE HIT
A
S
E

H
I
T

>>75161707
Wasn't he sent back down the minors a few years ago for that exact same problem?

Fuck is this game ever going to end?
Some people have work in the morning goddamnit

>>75161719
>Not being NEET master race and free to stay up as long as you want

TRICKY

Spaghetti as fuck

>MVP
>MVP
>MVP
>MVP

Who /abouttopassout/ here

>>75161737
being this jealous

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>>75161715
math with physics minor. originally was physics but realized math is the shorter route to the degree and covers more ground in the practical world. Was thinking actuarial sciences or something along the lines of pursuing further education in physics or maths. (this is unrealistic as tenure in permanent tenures at teaching are hard to get)
what baout you

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>>75161738

>>75161747
Cubs """"FANS"""" are absolutely pathetic

The stadium is almost completely empty.

This is on a day where they hung up their Championship banner.

(Not an LA fan btw)

walkoff incoming

>>75161728
If by NEET you mean unemployed, then I'm fine where I'm at.

Bryant walk off HR incoming

>>75161760
who cares what other people do? stop being autistic mah man

How did Wood pitch doyerbros?

>>75161760
Its a Monday night and there was a 2 hour rain delay.
I don't think you would have stayed if you had shit to do the next day, would you?
>>75161771
This

>>75161760
there was a 2 hour rain delay dipshit. Game should have been cancelled

>>75161760
plastic fanbase this is not really even debatable. LA is a hardcore baseball town

>>75161773
Was nearly clean thru 3 and the puke dropped a 3rd out foul ball, which led to a run, and another run in the 4th

>>75161753
>acturial sciences
damn hommie
thats exactly what im aiming for

took a weekend class couple years ago that had you take surveys and it told you what career you might like. actuary was top of the list so here i am taking bunch of math classes lol.
if that fails ill do accounting since i took a intro class of that and found it to be kinda cool.

>leaving Romo in
oh boy

>ubs

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>>75161778
>this much cope

>>75161773
great until he went off a cliff

>>75161791
Romo on the redemption tour

aww shit

>romo

incoming walkoff

>>75161791
tfw jints fan but low key want Romo to do well

>two first names

>>75161773
Good until a pair of errors ruined his game

>>75161785
>LA
>Hardcore fans
Nice try there lmao

why the fuck isn't Kenley out there yet

And the winning run is in scoring position.

MVP!

MVP!

MVP!

hold on to your butts

>>75161790
thats a way better backup than mine, my backup is literally just actuarial sciences and i doubt if I dont have the discipline to do pure math that I'll have the discipline to pass the actuary eggsams. From what I hear they are brutal
what math classesare you taking now

Oh god here comes the Bryant-boomer prepare your anuses

>>75161771
fuck you faggot

>>75161775
it was 1 hour dumbass

who gives a shit if it's a monday, you bought tickets. stay and support your fucking gay ass team

i do think i would have stayed because i'm not some bandwagon pink hat wearing nigger bitch.

>very best
>Kenley

>>75161833
>being this autistic

>>75161833
SO MAD LMAO

>>75161833
bitch please you dont even leave your house you wouldnt have even made it to the park

bitch

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>>75161833
Holy shit the edge

We ride or die now nights

>>75161833
nice dubs bro your post is truth most of these bandwagon cubes fans don't want to hear a truth bomb

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>>75161849

>>75161839
Go look up what being autistic actually is

>>75161844
i went to uChicago and got a degree in Economics from a top 5 school, you dumb faggot

>>75161842
SOOO MAD YEAH BRO. I'm a red sox fan. I could care less. I can't wait to destroy this shit meme team in the WS

>>75161829
yeah i've heard that there are crazy ammount of exams. sounds scary.
taking Calc III and c++ programing (i guess im required to take c++ )

want to transfer to San Jose State and major in Applied Mathematics in concentration of Economics and Acturial sciences

what you taking m8?

THE MEXICANS ARE JUMPING FROM DOYER ROOF

>DOYERS

Rizzo my italiano

>>75161860
Go look up what being a faggot actually is

>economics
haha kill yoself famalamlam

good night mother fuckers

FLY DA W

ahahahahahahaha fuck off doyers

>>75161853
what bandwagon? cubs have always had one of the largest fanbases in the country, even when they were shit

DOYERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>DOYERS
Get fucked faggots.

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>I didn't get my Doyerdog

Why the actual fuck did the Doyers not walk Rizzo?

>WE WON GAME 6 OF THE SEASON
>WE DID IT GUUYYSSS CHAMPS!!!!!
>still lives in shitcago

did they just win another world series? jesus calm the fuck down

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[W]

RIZZ ON ME

>>75161860
>Being THIS level of buttmad
>Being this much of a salty little faggot
>Economics degree
I'm sorry I didnt know this level of cringe existed

Faggot fucking cubs really?? rushing the field after a fucking regular season game? fucking libs celbrating everything WOW give rizzo a trophy. You libs produced obama and now you get daddy Trump to put you where u libs belong

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W

Anthony Rizzo looks like a block of cheese.

>>75161884
>>75161888
Is only game, why you have to be mad?

>>75161867
i'm getting my MBA from GSB

you wish you were me

kill yourself, better yet go to fucking boystown and get AIDS

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>>75161872
>cubs have always had one of the largest fanbases in the country, even when they were shit
Majority of the tickets are purchased outside Illinois

They are literally the NL version of bandwagon fanbase Yankees

>having to wait another 100 years

>>75161872
>

>>75161899
>>WE WON GAME 6 OF THE SEASON
Im at uni of chicago to except im actually doing something useful.
You're pathetic kid lol

>doyers
>jenkem
>Giants win home opener too
good night all ya bums
great baseball day today

go win anons. see you weds

>>75161894
what a weird post. get fucked

>>75161888
Its a walk-off win people tend to get excited>>75161894

>>75161900
Indiana and Iowa don't have teams, it's no surprise that a lot of them are Cubs fans.

>>75161904
Wow you're at the only uni in Illinois while I live in a state with over 100 different universities and colleges and many ranked in the top 20

Stupid flyovee

>>75161893
there's a difference between going to your shitty state school or community college or Big 10 shit school you went to and the #1 school in the fucking world for the subject

all you can do is project your insecurities, DURR HURR UR SO CRINGE UR SO SALTY LOL LOOK AT THIS GUY HE CARES SO MUCH.

it takes less than a minute to write this shit.

too bad you're the low IQ faggot and I'm just trolling you for fucking lulz

>>75161904
Sorry I was changing flights in your city

>>75161904
Get fucked Uni of chicago shitlord

Dodgers fans always bring game threads down to a 4th grade level. Enjoy getting swept

all these buttmad mexicants in this thread

>w-we didn't want to win anyway!

>>75161910
So you don't deny the fact Chicago has a bandwagon fanbase and reinforce it

Chicago doesn't support their own big shocker

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>>75161917

>they rushed the field

What manchildren

>>75161927
We support our own. Just so happens every one else supports us too. Stay upset as a 2 year old with a hernia, spic.

who else just ran outside to fly the W

>>75161927
I don't think you understand what bandwagon is. Those people in Iowa and Indiana have been supporting the Cubs for generations, it's not like they decided to like the Cubs because the team was so successful. For all intents and purposes the Cubs are their home team, since that's the closest one to them. Of course Chicago supports its own, did you see the parade after the WS win?

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>>75161938
>we support our own
>just don't show up for our own s-s-spic

>>75161919
Im assuming california and im going to assume you're mexican in which case this is sad
>>75161923
Ok? am i supposed to care that you don't like chicago? Its a region of land.
>>75161923
;_;

>>75161917
oooh look I can write big words on the internet.
Please. If anyone is insecure it's you and your autistic ass.

>>75161917
>#1 school for trash is still trash
do something abstract rather than just following steps you tard

>>75161943
>Those people in Iowa and Indiana have been supporting the Cubs for generations
iowa cubs was made in the fucking 90s and Indiana population is at 6 million , LA is half that yet majority of the tickets for the dodgers are bought from people inside the city while Chicago is not except the white sox

you're a pathetic excuse of a franchise that was never supported in house but out , you're a bandwagon team ala the yankees for the NL

You were loved by outsiders as the lovable losers and will go the way of the red sox whereas only the locals will root for them

sadly for you or not the cubs have no local fanbase outside apparently iowa 316 miles away

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>>75161948
>MUH MEXICANS

YOU HAVE MORE MEXICANS THAN LA YOU DUMB SPIC

>>75161983
>Use a state in your previous post
>cite a city
nice, not only are you mexican but you're also retarded

>>75161977
>go the way of the red sox whereas only the locals will root for them
Hey if it means we keep winning then go ahead.
I dont care what people think I'm just happy the Cubs finally win after ruining my childhood lol

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>>75161990
everyone is out to get me!

>>75161977
LA isn't exactly close to any other state, though. It's not like with Chicago, where a 15-minute drive puts you in Indiana. Got a source on that "majority of dodgers tickets bought inside LA" claim?

>you're a pathetic excuse of a franchise

Big talk from a guy whose entire team isn't even from LA.

>>75161983
Are you retarded? Los Angeles has more Mexicans than the entire population of Houston.

>>75161997
are you pretending you're stupid?
Did i not claim a state or did i claim a city?

>>75161983
>YOU HAVE MORE MEXICANS THAN LA

What the hell are you talking about?

LA: 4.6 million Mexicans
Houston: 1.7 million Mexicans

>>75161977
I think you are either drunk or retarded. Go to bed.

>>75161894
Look everyone an angry cracker

>>75161977
>iowa 316 miles away

It's not even half that distance. Going from Iowa to Chicago is like going from San Diego to LA. Your new football team knows all about that.

>>75161983
>I don't know how percentages work: the post

>>75161983
>American education
Truly, shameful.

>>75162066
He probably went to a California public school, what do you expect?

>>75161894

Every team rushes after a walk off you stupid fuck

I fell asleep during the 6th.

>>75161894
Nice non-sequitur