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>>75156622
How is Robben so based?

>>75156545
>dat Totti
i kek every time

>>75157608
When will they learn? lmaoo

>>75156622
It was still from the exact same position..

>>75157540
>>75157555
delet

>>75157593
holy shit

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>>75156523

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Go Blues!

>>75156554
the pass from Gillardino(?) is amazing. doesn't eve n look behind him once and still manages to play it to perfection

>>75157864
>>75157930
>>75157951
fuck off you amerishart wanabee

shart sports unwelcome

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>>75158123
I don't have cheese rolling webm, sorry, my bad

enjoy proud English Lion Gerrard instead

>>75157593
>this piece of shit has 29 goals in ligue uh
now that makes you contemplate

>>75158159
feelsbadman

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>>75158166
he has an uncanny ability to create opportunities

too bad his ability to fuck them hard is just as uncanny

he would be on 70 goals per season if he had a normal efficiency rate on his opportunities

>>75158180
>Everyone leaving while he does his autistic ritual
>He misses anyway

fucking kek

>>75157593
all this in one game lmao

isn't he usually pretty good?

>>75156554
>>75158020
literally everything about this play is perfection 2bh.
>dat cannavaro heart
>totti shoving his captain off the ball to put an inch perfect ball in to gillardino
>gillardino baiting the defenders and creating space for del piero who is suddenly running like he's 18 again
>curled finish in the top right

>>75157608

What is it that handball goalkeepers do? Looks so random.

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>>75157946

Pretty sure the Real loving FA made him do this.

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>>75158123
>all sports welcome
it's in the fucking OP, Muhammad

>>75158159
here's the cheese rolling you requested

>>75158387
fuck yeah. english eccentricity at its finest.

>>75158121

She was clearly confused why the kitchen is 7.32 by 2.44.

>>75158159

Alonso really made him look way better than he actually was.

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>>75158387
thx, here's an e-athlete webm for you

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amazingly, there was no fighting after this play

>>75158449
what the fuck is he doing

>>75158354
This one is actually pretty cool.

>>75158282
I want this Pogba at United :-(

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one of last season's best plays

>>75158282
>neuer immediately puts up his hand and looks for the ref
god i hate that faggot so much

>>75158546
who was in the wrong here?

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>>75158546
I like how the sunglasses are flying away.

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>>75158567
36 US Code SS 301

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>>75158616

>>75158464
ugh, i cringe everytime. but not nearly as hard as when i saw it happen live. jesus christ.

>>75158559
the slide was borderline dirty, the goal was to "take out" Odor and prevent getting the double play at first, hence the name "takeout slide." Not explicitly forbidden, but there's a sort of gentlemen's agreement to not do it. I forget who started jawing at who, but nobody expected Odor to absolutely BTFO Bautista like that.

>>75158567
years of training to get ready for this moment. pobrecito!

>>75157480

>ball shaped like an egg
>no grip

whoever invented rugby was one stupid piece of shit to design the ball like this.

>>75158738
thanks lad. Don't really know that much about major league blernsball

>>75158738
the takeout slide is actually explicitly forbidden as of last season

Odor was obviously trying to throw the ball into Bautista's head though also, it ended up nowhere near first base. So they were both very much in the wrong

>>75158744
>>75158786
fucking lel

>>75158794
>>75158809
well there you go. thanks for updating me on the rule change, anon

>>75158471
I believe he's shimmying his way down the few foot ledge in order to prevent his knees from exploding by simply hopping down like any non crippled person of reasonable weight

>>75158595
ouch, did he break his hand?

>>75158773
it was going a mile wide

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>>75156523

'member when Grafite was a meme for half a season?

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>>75158916
how was the goalie supposed to know? he was way the hell out of his net

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>>75159032

>>75159036
>>75159063

are these legal?

>>75158020
Amazing weight on the pass, I'm sure Del Piero was screaming behind him for the ball.

>>75159089
Yep. They happen all the time. A coach can challenge it if he wants to but most don't want to waste the time out. The refs will allow it anyways so why bother?

>>75157593
He has a shit ton of goals faggot, and your shitty frog league is mainly a defensive league.

>>75159121

you can't score with your hand though can you?

I didn't know you could head it in, thought it had to be off the stick

>>75159089
the Spurgeon one could have been nullified for high sticking (emphasis on the could.) the header was legal.

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>>75157560

Why don't you have Argentina vs Ireland and this golden moment?

>>75159165
was that called a goal? it's pretty clearly not over the line before time expires.

>>75159156
Well I mean you don't WANT to score with your hand but technically you CAN, context permitting. These are basically freak accidents but a goals a goal.

>>75156554
The Money Shot

>>75159187
Yknow honestly I can't remember. I do remember watching this game but I can't remember if they waved it off or not. You're not wrong though.

>>75157540
>Be egglel
>Get flossed

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fuckin Gallagher

>>75158471
>>75158846
it has less to do with his weight and more to do with the fact that his leg was in the process of falling off due to an infection

>>75159470
fair play

>>75159470

I didn't go out for a walk today because it was raining.

I am triggered by hop-mans' lazy-shaming.

>>75159528
Side by side with the men:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHePxxS0K7o

>>75159036
kek.

this sport doesnt seem so bad you know

>>75159158
>>75159192
>>75159121

i just checked, the header was dissallowed you melt

>>75159710
wtf happened here?

>>75160385
Hey Chile bros, you know anything about a player called Reinaldo Navia who played about 10years ago in the Mexican Liga?

Me and a friend have a strange affiliation there, Nav Navs is abit of a legend between us

>>75158744
>quick
>that was easy

kek, too perfect

>>75159018
>tweener fooled nobody
>slight deke rused a literally who
>missed anyway
>shootout goal is standard backhand to forehand deke

datsyuk was overrated

>>75158546
>his last name is odor

hahaha

>>75159089
First one isn't. Can't intentionally knock the puck in with a body part


Second one is legal. You're allowed to paw I down to yourself and his stick was below the crossbar so good goal

>>75158779
saved to my intelligent American quips folder lads

>>75161053
Somebody threw a chair at the fucking judge

>>75160623
yes he's known as "the choro navia" and he was completely shite

>>75161076
LEL what is this from

>>75161076
Haha is this real or a commercial or something?

>>75158546
Did the dude get fined and suspended? That's a punch square in the jaw

>>75161150
Embarrassing

>>75161301
8 games reduced to 7 on appeal for some unknown fucking reason
the guy doing the illegal slide got 1 game justifiably so

>>75157951
holy fuck this is unbelievable, the ref is clearly watching him

>>75158809
I'm still kinda pissed that Bautista only got one game for that. I'd have given him three. Odor getting seven on appeal (it was originally eight) was fair though.

>>75158335
they could probably run faster without those halloween costumes on

>>75159192
The puck can deflect in off a body part/skate, but you can't make a motion to knock the puck in. That's why goals going in off someone's skate are reviewed so often; they're checking to see if it just deflected in (goal) or if there was a kicking motion (no goal). That same rationale would apply here since it was a clear headbutt.

>>75157951
In the international USA games it just the same. Too bad that doesn´t work for any other team.

>>75159085

>sponsors are even the same except for one

neat

>>75161178
lmao the one guy who falls down for no reason

>>75156523
What is this alternate universe crap?

>>75157540
>>75157555
K E K
E
K

>>75158550
its his signature move

>>75158846
I'm just as fat as him and I can hop that much just fine. It's jumping consecutivelly that fucks your knees unless it was already fucked beforehand from something else.

>>75156622
Even when he doesn't cut inside he somehow cuts inside

>>75158567
>when you wake up in a different timeline

>>75161429
>>75161843
refs called this one, actually, for once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GnJ7xe-2MY

>>75158997
but that is not a hail mary...is it?

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>>75158744
>>75160717

>>75158387
kek, wtf is that?

>>75159678
They could do that just as well as the men if not for the g-glass ceiling.

>>75156622
how can one man be so based?

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>>75156622
I still don't know what he meant by this celebration.

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/lift/ threads were the best

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>>75163593

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>>75163599
dude deserved it just for that hair

>>75157578
>team africa
>white
LUL

>>75163559
>mental pic
>wankbank entry 8.59958.89

>>75161150

I thought when you catch the ball straight away the hitter is out? Explain yourself, burger!

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>>75157593
>cherrypicking bad scenes
>implying other players would even position so correctly and keep control of the ball

>>75161178
>that tactical steering & bail

>>75158595
>>75158546
The thing I like the most in it is how Odor's gold neck chain does a perfect 360º around his neck after the punch.
Damn.

>>75163525

Great stuff.

>>75163538

That is the softcore version of Turkish Oil Wrestling?

>>75163594

Show me a sport with better asses than indoor volleyball. Don't bother because you can't!

>>75158595
I don't know what Ashton did here, but I'm fairly confident Tuilagi was in the right

>>75157563

>what do you do for a living?
>i create jobs for teenagers
>i smash my rackets on the floor and throw them about so youths can run onto the court and return them to me

>>75158464

chat shit, get nutshot

>>75160426
The ball blew up.
This SHOULD NOT be considered a goal by the rules.

>>75163987
The hitter WAS out, but there were already two people on base (the little diamonds in the infobox down at the bottom-right indicate the bases and are lit up yellow if anyone is on them, in this case first and second are lit up). They were trying to throw back to first base as the runner there was off the bag before the outfielder caught the ball.

>>75161076

this is a sketch right?

>boots say "missi"

>>75161150
that's why I quit amateur baseball in germany. literally every hit resulted in something like that. not saying I was better than the rest, but it has hardly anything to do with the game how it's supposed to go down

>>75157593
This was painful to watch

>>75156554
God DAMN it's just too good

>>75163987
Before the pitch, you can see that there are runners on first and second. When the pop-up is in the air, the runner cannot advance bases. So when you see a man on first after the catch, he is what they call "tagging up" at the base to advance after possibly.

>>75158387
Is cheese an athlete ?

>>75164293
>>75161289
>>75161276
The font and look of the score in the top left is the same as the one Paddy Power (UK betting company) use and they do all sorts of stuff like this

>>75163551
I was watching this at like 2am in the morning and can remember thinking 'This is definitely gonn be made into a webm'

>>75157608
>allowed faking during a penalty shot
baka this is why waterpolo is better.

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>>75164135
>Show me a sport with better asses than indoor volleyball. Don't bother because you can't!

>>75164452

Thank you very much giving me a brief introduction to your local culture.

>>75164634

Okay, track gals are great as well.

>>75164081
>13 scenes from a single game
>cherrypicking

that's not cherrypicking anymore at this level

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>>75158123
>hockey
>shart sport

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>>75164501
>Paddy Power (UK betting company)

>>75163519
that it was all or nothing in that exact moment, he got a bit lucky and got it all

truly the GOAT

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>>75158779
Rugby balls have way more grip then a football

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>i rate zidane

>>75165367

one of /sp/'s greatest moments, because it was 0-0 until Messi blooted one past Neuer and then 2 minutes later did this. We were still shitposting MESSI MESSI from the previous goal

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>Messi isnt GOAT

>>75163563
i dont get it

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>>75165394
>be me
>english
>walking down the road eating a pasty and thinking about the queen, i was
>suddenly a bobby appears
>"oy mate, you got a tv license for that pie? that’s a sackable offence, that is"
>drop the pasty on the ground right as rain and puts up my hands, i do
>"oy, drop the weapon!"
>realise i’m still holding the spoon i was eating with
>get 20 years in hm prison for threatening a copper
>mfw

>>75165579
>be me
>Irish
>have no potatoes
>die

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> H-He's fast!

>>75159470
>how he pushes the crutches away

dude's a natural showman

>>75161063
I remember this, it was bad there were some cops in pretty bad shape because the were outnumbered and beaten almost to death.

Fuckin mexican nigger putting normal mexibros to shame

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>>75165379
>filename

yes, they are

>>75158486

>people unironically think that Ronaldo is GOAT Tier even though he does shit like this

Disgusting

>>75162529
That's real bullying :_:

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>2007 was 10 years ago

>>75157593
holy fuck a couple of these are incredible

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>>75157560
I know jackshit about rugby but that was beautiful

take this goal, pelotudo

>>75158387
goddamn I'm in a library and I shouted like a monkey

>>75157593
Always thought he was a load of shite. Has one of those gormless retarded faces too that is so punchable

>>75157951
kek was this not called?

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>>75166115
>be Sporting
>win both games against Porto
>win previous league game against Benfica
>Benfica loses both games against Porto
>Porto out of the title race after facing the mythic Tondela
>only needing to win against Benfica to become Champions
>slip
>lose game

It's like they are literal masochists!

>>75165984
hello please delete this

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>>75165379

an dog is a athlete alright

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>>75165379
> those rochas

sabe pa

>>75165560
Kek why is this so funny

r/ing webm of that Iranian weightlifter in Rio, where he pauses for a brief, life changing moment before lifting his way to glory

>>75163519
cheeky!


imagine a monkey making noises after it gets the banana

>>75163535
kek

>>75163593
Who was that British lady commentator? Man, she was amazing. She inspired me to go lift.

>>75166055
Nah, this one was actually called

>>75163038

>>75158006
they just keep it real senpai

>>75165579

Sounds accurate.

>>75165958

Too bad he went to the MLS at the age of 25.

>>75165958
Now that's what I call
>using your head

>>75165459
There's a cramp in his thigh.

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