Eternal Arsenal Thread

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>they wanted it more

Jesus christ Feo.

The absolute STATE of this club. Aftv will be great though

wenger in

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LGTSS

>ARSENAL

I think it's time we talk about this "bantz era" meme. It literally never ended.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kgQiXyBQSz

>weyes

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JKC0qnavH2

PATHETIC

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

ABSOLUTELY

PATHETIC

MEDIOCRE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

SMALL

CLUB

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHA

REPORT THIS

ARSEANAL cucks

FOR FREE, TRIGGERED CUNTS

Xhaka IN

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>>75155228
Remember that dressing room selfie after u beat us in the 94th??

Still lol at that.

Carragher is murking us lads. Fucking hell.

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I'd 3-0 to be an Arsenal fan right now.

>>75155300
Someone needs to make a clip of this.

>>75155300
>us

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK OFF

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>le ARSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S75hTDHl7nc

>>75155331
As Martinez swallows knives in the premier league, who comes stumbling in after the penalty?
Polak nigger nazi
It's not strange
He just wants to impress his friends this way
The Lechitic gibbon
With a head full of Myśliwska
Screamed: "Pakis get mudslime souls dry-cleaned"
As half of Europe pisses down Brest-Litovsk
He prays for the sand
and flees to Iran
My God!
The Polak nigger nazi
Oh yeah
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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MANAGER

WANTED

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>Crystal Palace manager Sam Allardyce, speaking to Sky Sports: "Tactically the players were aware of how to beat Arsenal. The first thing was to defend and frustrate them, keep them playing sideways, then use the space behind the full-backs. Arsenal have been weak defensively, they leave the centre-backs exposed.

>"We won a lot of possession off them and created lots of chances. Cabaye's goal, what a finish - and that was down to us pressing them. It wasn't a shock for me because we played Chelsea and won that game. The result might be a shock, but we did that again and did it better. We all know Arsenal are going through their worst spell for years, but the only way to take advantage is by playing well. Everything worked perfectly for us today."

This is unironically exactly how a manager should be. Had us on fucking toast from the first minute.

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Caragher wrecking (You)s.

>Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger, speaking to BBC Sport: "We lost too many duels and we paid for that. There is no obvious reason why. We prepared and everyone prepared well. It's difficult to explain just after the game.

>"I don't think my players didn't want it, but we lost duels in decisive moments and that's how games are decided at this level.

>"I understand our fans are disappointed and we all are deeply tonight. It's very worrying and disappointing the way we lost the game. Palace were sharp, they beat Chelsea the other day, and that shows they have quality.

>"We are in a difficult position. The game tonight doesn't help.

>On questions about his future : "I face it in every press conference at the moment but tonight I'm not in the mood to speak about it. At the moment I pay more respect to the fact we had a disappointing result. What counts is how we perform on the pitch, the players and myself and I feel evryone is focused in the club to do it."

>Asked if uncertainty about his future is affecting the players: "No, I don't think so."

>>75155421
>Arsene Wenger, speaking to Sky Sports: "They were sharper than us in many decisive situations. It's not the right moment to analyse. We had a lot of the ball, a lot of possession. We won many second balls as well but in the decisive duels they were stronger, yes.

>"It's damaging, of course. On that front that is the most difficult for us. It has consequences on our chances to be in the top four.

>"You understand that our fans are very unhappy. They came here with the hope they'd win the game.

>"Every defeat is a big worry. I've managed over 1,100 games for Arsenal and we're not used to that. It's a big worry. Unfortunately it is like that and we have to respond very quickly and not accept it.

>"I'm disappointed and determined to put things right. Tonight the worry is not me, it's the fact we lost a big game and that's a big worry."

>>75155401
a blind turtle could figure out how to beat Arsenal, Fat Sam is a horrible manager and the only one who should get any credit for the CP win is Arsenal because they played worse than dogshit.

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>>75155446
Sam is a good manager though.

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>>75155347
It's time

oi lads are you listening to carragher? fucking hell you'd think he's one of us
absolutely fucking the players and he's even gone after alexis now

wenger out
Carragher IN

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Did he see it coming?

Spurs

>WE CREATED DANGEROUS SITUATIONS

>FOR THEM


>FOR THEM
>FOR THEM
>FOR THEM

>>75155458
good managers don't waste their careers at shit clubs and then go on to manage England for one game and get caught up in the most obvious of shady fake deals.

>>75155446
>Fat Sam is a horrible manager

Literally rescues every club he joins.

>>75155480
Scousers IN
Mancs IN
Irish IN
Fairies OUT
Black English OUT
Welsh OUT

>YOU ARE A BIG CLUB
>FOR THEM

>>75155498
The England shit's got nothing at all to do with it, not sure why you'd even bring that up when we're talking about his quality as a manager.
How can a man who does a good job at every single club he manages be a bad manager? Not his fault no big club ever gave him a chance.

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Its time to fucking go Mr Wenger.

You know, its funny
I am watching Jurassic Park right now.
I just got to the scene where they are talking about the Raptors and say they should be safe as long as they don't learn to open doors. In the next scene a raptor opens a door and attacks the kids in the kitchen

Wenger is Alan Grant in this scene.
He is looking at his team in 2004 and saying
'we should be OK and win every title as long as the other teams don't learn to use strength and tactics against us'

In the next scene, the 2004/2005 season the Mourinhoaptor uses strength against him

But unlike the kids in Jurassic Park wenger didn't escape the kitchen. Nope. Instead the entire Raptor pack, the entire Premier league moved in and gutted him with their claws. Now instead of being saved by Jeff Goldblum he is having his carcass picked away by the most brutal predators of the time, the long ball merchants.

Fuck you Wenger. You are extinct.

>>75155483
Yes
He is the most redpilled man to have ever existed

dubs and wenger dies tonight

>>75155498
You're a moron. Big Sam being a shady bastard doesn't preclude him from being a good manager.

>>75155555
What a fucking post.

>>75155458
Ryan is not wrong

>>75155555
what a waste

>>75155555
Those digits and that metaphor, fucking checked and keked

>>75155555
He'll still stay on. Wenger, uh, finds away.

>>75155555

>Wenger will never move in herds out of North London

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>>75155555
nice

>>75155555
Can anyone translate this autism?

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>>75155555

https://twitter.com/EPLBible/status/851551627412725761

Carra nails it, honestly.

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>>75155667
>Can anyone translate this autism?

Eгo вpeмя, чтoбы блять пoйти гocпoдин Beнгep.

Bы знaeтe, зaбaвнo
Я cмoтpю Пapк Юpcкoгo пepиoдa пpямo ceйчac.
Я пpocтo дoбpaлacь дo мecтa, гдe oни гoвopят o хищных и гoвopят, чтo oни дoлжны быть в бeзoпacнocти, пoкa oни нe нayчaтcя oткpывaть двepи. B cлeдyющeй cцeнe хищник oткpывaeт двepь и нaпaдaeт нa дeтeй нa кyхнe

Beнгep Aлaнa Гpaнтa в этoй cцeнe.
Oн cмoтpит нa cвoю кoмaндy в 2004 гoдy и гoвopю
'мы дoлжны быть в пopядкe и выигpaть кaждый титyл, кoгдa дpyгиe кoмaнды нe нayчитьcя иcпoльзoвaть cилы и тaктикy пpoтив нac'

B cлeдyющeй cцeнe, в ceзoнe 2004/2005 в Mourinhoaptor иcпoльзyeт cилy пpoтив нeгo

Ho в oтличиe oт дeтeй в Пapк Юpcкoгo пepиoдa Beнгep нe бeжaть нa кyхню. Hea. Bмecтo тoгo, чтoбы вcю Paптop пaкeт, вcя Пpeмьep-лигa пepeeхaлa и вcпopoл eмy бpюхo cвoими кoгтями. Teпepь вмecтo тoгo, чтoбы быть cпaceнным Джeфф Гoлдблюм oн имeeт cвoю тyшкy oтняли caмых жecтoких хищникoв тoгo вpeмeни, дoлгo кyпцы мяч.

Хyй Beнгep. Bы вымepли.

What kind of accent is that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2inNNAncEk

>>75155694
https://twitter.com/BernadKipruto/status/851551737588666369

He said a lot more than this but it was all spot on. It was beautiful.

>>75155731
good post
good gimmick
good image

>>75155769
This guy is actually pretty good. Robbie is boring as fuck though.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75155769
Not sure, but at the beginning of the video he says that they're from Birmingham.

>>75155769
Brummie

>>75155555
And Kroenke is like the blood-sucking lawyer

>>75155807
Yeah I was going to say he sounds Brummie but it's not too strong.

>le poopie arse

>>75155807
I missed that, brummies.

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>Walcott on Crystal Palace: "They just wanted it more. You could sense that from kick-off. It was an uphill battle."

>>75155555
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>75155807
my guys

Of all the AFTVers I think Lee might be my favourite, he's not over the top but he gets his point across.

>>75155555
I like a middle class rant, you know.

>>75155731
Fantastic

>>75155881
ya he's not bad

>>75155881
I generally agree w/ him and DT. Troopz is always good for a few laughs. The really analytical guy(Jason I think his name is) is pretty good tactically.

>>75155881
too old and white for my tastes

Lee: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRgWCRvs7Wo

>>75155881
The only good one is the YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OV YOURSELV GAHZEEDIZ dude

https://twitter.com/therealiqqy/status/851555668637122561

>>75155667
Det er på tide å dra, Mr. Wenger.

Du vet, det er morsomt.
Jeg ser på Jurassic Park akkurat nå.
Jeg kom akkurat til scenen der de snakker om raptorene og de sier at de er trygge så lenge de ikke lærer seg å åpne dorer. I neste scene, åpner en raptor en dor og angriper barna på kjokkenet.

Wenger Alan Grant i denne scenen.
Han ser på laget sitt i 2004 og sier
"vi burde være gode nok og vinne hver eneste tittel så lenge de andre lagene ikke lærer å bruke styrke og taktikk mot us"

I neste scene, 2004/2005-sesongen, bruker Mourinhoptoren styrke mot ham.

Men i motsetning til barna i Jurassic Park, flykter ikke Wenger kjokkenet. Nei. I stedet kommer hele raptorflokken, hele Premier League, og river ut innvollene hans med klorne sine. Nå istedet for å bli reddet av Jeff Goldblum har kadavaret sitt revet i stykker av de mest fryktinngytende rovdyrene på tiden, langball-handelsmennene.

Dra til helvete, Wenger. Du er utdodd.

>>75156059
That's a bit far.

>>75156059
I want the bloke gone as much as anyone else but I still don't like this sort of thing.

>>75156059
>Ozil can pass but Theo can't finish?
What did he mean by this?

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>>75156091
he earned it

>>75156059
That's so disrespectful.

>Arse fans

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>>75156127
He did, and to be fair they've paid all that money for a ticket and travelling there and all that so I get the anger, I still don't like it though.

>Living past 15 May 2004
So this is where it all went wrong

>>75156127
>>75156154
Idk if he earned THAT level of abuse, he deserves criticism and dissent sure, but not that.

>>75156128
>>75156175

That's pretty tame imo. It's not like they were telling him to kill himself. Saying fuck off is just telling him to go away. Don't see the big deal at all lads.

Trailing 5 seasons average points

1999/2000 - 72
2000/2001 - 73.4
2001/2002 - 77.2
2002/2003 - 77.2
2003/2004 - 79.6
2004/2005 - 81.6
2005/2006 - 81
2006/2007 - 77.2
2007/2008 - 78.2
2008/2009 - 74.6
2009/2010 - 73
2010/2011 - 73.2
2011/2012 - 73.6
2012/2013 - 71.6
2013/2014 - 73
2014/2015 - 73
2015/2016 - 73.6

Discuss.

Away to Boro next lads, then Snuderland.

>>75155667
es tiempo para wenger ir

tú sabes, esto es AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

estoy mirando jurassic park en este momento
esta en el momento que YES WE CAN BEAT BAYER and él habla WENGER IN

>>75156198
sunderland is postponed for man city in the fa cup

>>75156175
probably not that level of abuse but you have to understand that the club and Wenger have not helped themselves
I am almost afraid he has lost the dressing room as the performances are just abysmal.
Not being clear on the contract situation going forward, Ozil and Sanchez not having new contracts, it's all quite worrying
And the theory that Wenger has already signed a 2 year deal and the club are just waiting for the "right time" to announce it is lingering over everyone and making things more toxic when more and more fans do not think he has done enough to deserve it.

>>75156206
Oh. Well then. Enjoy you're Pep.

>>75156205
>not portuguese

>>75155555
Them numbers and that post

Well played anon

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>>75155555
I approve of this.

just waiting for bellerin to tweet a picture of a maserati

>>75156190
Also on course to finish with a lower points total for the 4th consecutive season. Literally going backwards.

>>75156190
I can see why people use points comparisons but I think they're largely meaningless because points can mean contextually far more in some seasons than others.

Example, Utd won the league in 2011 with 80 points, but they needed 89 points to even be level with City the following season, only to lose it on GD (and Arsenal finished the season with NINETEEN fewer points than either team, 70, and were still only third).

>>75155862
>tfw I'm a brummie

Not sure how to feel.

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bilmey
https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/829846842150096896

>>75155772
I can't understand that girly accent.

>>75156325
https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/791263939015376902

DT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gbSZimx0kE
Claude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVTA8-SUWng

>>75156322
Same lad, that's why I said it

>>75156365
Cheers.

>DT
10k+ views in 5 minutes. Christ.

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>>75155555
>>75155667
Es hora de irse, Sr. Wenger

Sabe, es gracioso
Estoy mirando Jurassic Park ahora
Recien llegue a la escena donde estan hablando de los raptores y dicen que tendrian que estar seguros mientras no aprendan a abrir las puertas. En la siguiente escena un raptor abre una puerta y ataca a los chicos en la cocina.

Wenger es Alan Grant en esta escena
Esta mirando a su equipo del 2004 y diciendo
'Tendriamos que estar bien y ganar cada titulo con tal que los otros equipos no aprendan a usar fuerza y tacticas contra nosotros'

En la siguiente escena, en la temporada 2004/2005 el Mourinhoaptor usa fuerza contra el.

Pero al contrario de los chicos en Jurassic Park, Wenger no se escapo de la cocina. No. En cambio, la entera manada de Raptores, la entera Premier League entro y lo destripo con sus garras. Ahora en vez de ser salvado por Jeff Goldblum, el esta teniendo su cadaver picoteado por los depredadores mas brutales del tiempo, los comerciantes del pelotazo

Fuck you, Wenger. Estas extinguido.

>>75156059
It's a shame that it has come to this. I feel bad for Wenger tbqh

>>75156392
you can fuck off too then

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>>75156171
>tfw started supporting Arsenal in 2005

>>75156377
Robbie is the steve jobs of fan tv

Robbie not being as much of a fence-sitter tonight. I prefer it when he's like this. His attitude should reflect the performances.

>>75156405
Shouting fuck yous to the best manager this club ever had is a bit out there. There's nothing wrong with wanting him out, but be respectful. No wonder people make fun of us, if we do this shit.

>>75156392
>It's a shame that it has come to this.
Whether you like him or not, and let's face it next to no-one here does, it IS a shame it had to end this way.

>>75156442
>best manager this club ever had
minor
there'll be a new best ever manager eventually, and there is absolutely no need to be respectful

All those fucking wogs in then AFTV videos, this was once a white working class club

Thanks Henry you overrated spastic

>>75156521
They wait outside the stadium to be on AFTV, they're often not particularly even fans of the team.

>>75155555
>>75155667

PT/BR

É hora de ir Sr. Wenger.

Você sabe, é engraçado
Estou assistindo Parque dos Dinossauros agora.
Acabei de chegar a cena onde estão falando sobre os Raptors e eles dizem que vão estar seguros enquanto não aprenderem a abrir portas. Na próxima cena um raptor abre a porta e ataca as crianças na cozinha

Wenger é Alan Grant nessa cena.
Ele está olhando para seu time em 2004 e dizendo
'vamos estar bem e ganhar todos os títulos desde que os outros times não aprendam a usar de força e tática contra nós'

Na próxima cena, na temporada 2004/2005 o Mourinhoraptor usa de força contra ele

Mas diferentemente das crianças no Parque dos Dinossauros wenger não escapa da cozinha. Não. Ao invés disso a inteira manada de Raptors, o Campeonato Inglês inteiro se move e o estripa com suas garras. Agora ao invés de ser salvo por Jeff Goldblum ele tem sua carcaça carregada pelos mais brutais predadores de seu tempo, os mercadores da bola.

Vá se lascar Wenger. Você está extinto.

>>75155667
وقتها إلى سخيف يذهب السيد فينجر.

كما تعلمون، مضحك
أنا أشاهد الحديقة الجوراسية الآن.
لقد وصلت للتو الى مكان الحادث حيث يتحدثون عن رابتورز ويقولون انهم يجب ان يكونوا آمنين طالما انهم لا يتعلمون فتح الابواب. في المشهد التالي يفتح رابتور الباب ويهاجم الأطفال في المطبخ

فينجر هو آلان غرانت في هذا المشهد.
وهو ينظر إلى فريقه في عام 2004 ويقول
"يجب أن نكون موافق والفوز كل عنوان طالما الفرق الأخرى لا تتعلم استخدام القوة والتكتيكات ضدنا"

في المشهد التالي، موسم 2004/2005 يستخدم مورينيوابتور قوة ضده

ولكن خلافا للأطفال في الحديقة الجوراسية فينجر لم الهروب من المطبخ. لا. بدلا من حزمة رابتور بأكملها، انتقلت الدوري الممتاز برمته في وحطمه مع مخالبهم. الآن بدلا من أن يتم حفظها من قبل جيف غولدبلوم هو وجود ذبيحه التقطت بعيدا عن الحيوانات المفترسة الأكثر وحشية في ذلك الوقت، والتجار الكرة طويلة.

اللعنة أنت فينجر. انت انقرضت.

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looking for an Arsene edit of this from today

friendly reminder that /arse/ is supposed to be a racism free zone

>>75156534
This, even if they are fans they can't afford tickets. The crowds are majority white still at home games

>>75156068
lmao, nice manual translation

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Fucking hell, lmao.

Spot on mind.

>>75156709
fuck me

>Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger says he is "not in the mood" to discuss his future at the club following their 3-0 Premier League defeat by Crystal Palace.

what does this even mean?

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>>75156688

>>75155555
Seine Zeit zum Ficken gehen Herr Wenger.

Du weißt, es ist lustig
Ich sehe jetzt Jurassic Park.
Ich bin gerade auf die Bühne gekommen, wo sie über die Raptoren sprechen und sagen, dass sie sicher sein sollten, solange sie nicht lernen, Türen zu öffnen. In der nächsten Szene öffnet ein Raubvogel eine Tür und greift die Kinder in der Küche an

Wenger ist Alan Grant in dieser Szene.
Er schaut sein Team 2004 an und sagt
"Wir sollten in Ordnung sein und jeden Titel gewinnen, solange die anderen Teams nicht lernen, Kraft und Taktik gegen uns zu benutzen"

In der nächsten Szene, der Saison 2004/2005, benutzt der Mourinhoaptor Kraft gegen ihn

Aber im Gegensatz zu den Kindern im Jurassic Park wenger entkam der Küche nicht. Nee. Stattdessen ging die ganze Raptor-Packung, die ganze Premier-Liga zog und entkam ihn mit ihren Klauen. Jetzt, anstatt von Jeff Goldblum gerettet zu werden, hat er seine Karkasse von den brutalsten Raubtieren der Zeit abgeholt, die langen Ballhändler.

Fick dich Wenger. Du bist ausgestorben.

>>75156742
I think you know, lad.

I think you know.

>>75156744
>Ich bin gerade auf die Bühne gekommen, wo sie über die Raptoren sprechen und sagen, dass sie sicher sein sollten, solange sie nicht lernen, Türen zu öffnen. In der nächsten Szene öffnet ein Raubvogel eine Tür und greift die Kinder in der Küche an
made me giggle

>>75156709
Doing the crossword lads.

>Arsenal conceded three goals in four consecutive away league games for the first time since September 1929.
>you now remember Shkrodan "Hasn't lost a game" Mustafi

>>75156769
How is it going?

>>75156742
the ting was signed months ago and he's sick of answering questions about it

>anstatt von Jeff Goldblum gerettet zu werden, hat er seine Karkasse von den brutalsten Raubtieren der Zeit abgeholt, die langen Ballhändler.
this is good too

>>75156781
>you now remember Shkrodan "Hasn't lost a game" Mustafi

Yes I especially liked seeing him order everyone else about DIRECTLY after getting his yellow just to save some face, I wanted Bellerin to turn around and tell him to sort himself out first 2bh.

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>>75155555
Mae'n amser i ffycin mynd Mr Wenger.

Rydych yn gwybod, ei ddoniol
Yr wyf yn gwylio Jurassic Park ar hyn o bryd.
Fi jyst got i'r lleoliad lle maent yn sôn am y adar ysglyfaethus ac yn dweud y dylent fod yn ddiogel ar yr amod nad ydynt yn dysgu i agor drysau. Yn yr olygfa nesaf aderyn ysglyfaethus yn agor drws ac yn ymosod ar y plant yn y gegin

Wenger yw Alan Grant yn yr olygfa hon.
Mae'n edrych ar ei dîm yn 2004 ac yn dweud
'Dylem fod yn iawn ac yn ennill bob teitl ar yr amod nad yw'r timau eraill yn dysgu i ddefnyddio cryfder a thactegau yn ein herbyn'

Yn yr olygfa nesaf, mae tymor 2004/2005 y Mourinhoaptor yn defnyddio cryfder yn ei erbyn

Ond yn wahanol i'r plant yn Jwrasig Park Wenger ddim yn dianc rhag y gegin. Nope. Yn hytrach, mae'r pecyn Adar Ysglyfaethus cyfan, mae'r cyfan Premier gynghrair symud i mewn ac yn diberfeddu iddo eu crafangau. Nawr yn hytrach na chael hachub gan Jeff Goldblum ei fod yn cael ei carcas dewis i ffwrdd gan y ysglyfaethwyr mwyaf creulon o'r amser, y masnachwyr bêl hir.

Ffyc chi Wenger. Rydych yn diflannu.

>>75156911
ramshit out

Kelechi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9OIT1UPE0I

Ty still wants the old bastard to stay kek

what happened to that African billionaire who wanted to buy the club and sign Messi?

>>75157024
His spam email server was shut down.

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What was he thinking?

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just please go, please

>>75155667
>>75155555
Det är fan dags att dra, Herr Wenger.

Du vet, det är lustigt.
Jag kollar på Jurassic Park just nu.
Jeg kom precis till scenen där de snackar om raptorerna och de säger att de är trygga så länge de inte lär sig att öpnna dörrar. I nästa scene, öppnar en raptor en dör och går till attack mot barnen i köket.

Wenger är Alan Grant i den scenen.
Han ser på sitt lag i 2004 och säger:
"vi bör vara bra nog att vinna varenda titel så länge de andra lagen inte lär sig att använda styrka och taktik mot oss"

I nästa scen, den 2004/2005-säsongen Mourinhoptorn använder styrka mot han.

Men till skillnad mot barnen i Jurassic Park, flyr inte Wenger köket. Nej. Istället kommer hela raptorflocken, hela Premier Leauge, och river upp hans inälvor med deras klor. Istället för att bli räddade av Jeff Goldblum får han sitt kadaver styckat av den tidens mest brutala rovdjur, långbolls-handlarna

Dra åt helvete, Wenger. Din tid är förbi.

There is just no way that Wenger should be allowed to stay on

>>75157179
>day of the rope when?

>>75156769
keep us posted

>>75157207
Don't worry, he'll stay. He's already signed.

I'm not usually a fan of his but Moh's video was good.

>>75157285
He generally has good videos. It's just that YouTube comments and /sp/ are ABMoh

>>75157285
>>75157303
It's probably because he came across as the biggest mong in the Gary Neville interview. Even moreso than Troopz.

>>75157024
Dangote? He can't get Kroeke to

his tl;dr is he owes the biggest metal mining company in africa or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53h9BwP4GvI
this is the greatest accent in all of aftv

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>>75155555
>everything about this post

>>75157459
same accent as YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OV YASELVES GAZEEDEZ

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>no troopz tonight

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>>75155555
A chuid ama a fucking dul an Uasal Wenger.

Tá a fhios agat, a greannmhar
Tá mé ag faire ar Jurassic Park ceart anois.
Fuair mé díreach tar éis a radharc ina bhfuil siad ag caint faoi an éin agus a rá ba chóir iad a bheith sábháilte chomh fada is nach bhfuil siad ag foghlaim chun doirse a oscailt. Sa an ardán seo chugainn osclaíonn raptor doras agus ionsaithe na páistí sa chistin

Is Wenger Alan Deontas sa radharc.
Tá sé ag féachaint ar a fhoireann i 2004 agus ag rá
'Ba chóir dúinn a bheith ceart go leor agus buaigh gach teideal chomh fada is nach bhfuil na foirne eile a fhoghlaim neart agus tactics a úsáid i gcoinne dúinn'

Sa an ardán seo chugainn, an séasúr 2004/2005 an Mourinhoaptor Úsáideann neart ina choinne

Ach murab ionann agus na páistí i Jurassic Park Wenger ní raibh éalú an chistin. Nope. Ina áit sin ar an phacáiste Raptor ar fad, an fad Premier Sraith athraíodh a ionad i agus glanta dó lena n-crúba. Anois, in ionad iad a shábháil ag Jeff Goldblum Tá sé tar éis a conablaigh roghnaíodh amach ag na creachadóirí is brutal den am, na ceannaithe liathróid fada.

Fuck tú Wenger. Tá tú imithe in éag. Póg mo hón.

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>>75155555

Arsenal will somehow manage to beat Tottenham and that's when they'll announce the 2-year extension for Wenger.

Why does Moh always wear a suit and tie to a football match?

>>75157631
They are going to fuck up >us up the ass

>>75157743
he just got off work probably

>>75156474
>
arsenal "fans" eveybody

Show them the way to go home
They're tired and they want to go to bed
For a wank!
And they're only half a football team compared to the boys in red
OH

>>75155772
>a team of son in laws

More like a team of girlfriend's husbands

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good evening.

wenger here. just wanted let you children in to arsenal's next season. we will overhaul players and change the system. Ramsey is hard at work to become the best number attacking midfielder. It took 10 years to come up with this revolutionary system. I call it 'fake attacking midfielder but really is a striker'. truly revolutionary stuff.

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>>75157961
>wenger
>buying more than two players for the first team

Claude makes a good point, Wenger is literally just too stubborn to change anything

>>75157179
"Fuck me, it stinks"

>Alexis plays well at CF for most the season
>Force him to play outwide for Giroud and Welbeck and because Iwobi is so crap

do you guys think Wenger will finally gave up if they end out of the CL spot?

>>75158538

>if

>>75158538
no
only death will stop him
or the board growing some balls

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>>75158538
nothing will stop him

Amidst all of Arsenal's self-destruction and inept play, it should be noted that a quick video review of penos should be available so that if a player like Townsend dives like that in a game which actually mattered, the correct call could be made.

Also, the game needs to take a serious look at defenders putting their arms over forwards when they are making a play for the ball in the air.

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>>75155555
wew lad

>>75158538
No. Because he does not see himself as part of the problem and he never will.

After the match, Bellerin came over to the fans, thanked them for coming, and apologised for the performance. Accepted responsibility and said sorry to their faces.
In the post-match interview, Theo also apologised directly to the fans. He said the performance was unacceptable and he repeatedly said that he apologised for it on behalf of the team. He realised that he was a part of the problem.
Arsene in his post-match interview though said he felt disappointed and said he understood why the fans felt angry. There was no actual apology, because he does not feel like he was a part of the problem.

This general attitude will literally never change because of the way that Arsene approaches the cultivation of the team. THEY have a role and if THEY lose, THEY lost the match. He is at least fair about this though, because it's also why he doesn't really get especially smug after winning games. It wasn't his work, THEY won and THEY deserve the praise.

Many footballing books analyse Arsene specifically, and it's (obviously) not due to his success, but due to his unique and bullish one-size-fits-all approach that quite frankly has worked more often than it has a right to and gets found out easily in Europe by teams who do their homework.

>>75157609
that's 52 less "blud's" i'll be hearing tonight

>>75155386
t. Thomas Pynchon

arsenal

Who's your new team Ameribros?
I'm going to start following Leipzig over in the Bundes they probably go in for some good plaers in the summer given their strong position

>>75159191
lmao

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>>75155421
>no obvious reason why

>>75155555
>That digit
>That post
Beautiful

>>75159661
Translate to polish, bro

>>75159868
that's Indonesia

>>75159909
(shh, dont tell)

>>75158538
No because he thought there was something more after the Invincibles.

>>75159191
I don't gayt it

>>75159909
retard

>>75159993
It reads almost exactly like a section of Gravity's Rainbow.

>>75160045
Can I read the excerpt in question?
The pole had rewritten a portion of "English Heart Irish Blood" in a previous thread to call someone a Pakistani, so I did the same with "Vicar in a Tutu" using Poland's bifurcation between the Soviets and Germans during WW2 and the subsequent trek many Poles took to Iran for refuge as the central references

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>>75159909
It sure is...

>>75155526
down to the championship you go

How are Spurs so good this season? lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gbSZimx0kE

Why are there so many niggers?

arse are my friends

>>75161294
Some 18 y/o Chilean is about to sign

Say what you will about Pep but he had the balls to fire Bayern's medical team after a fuckton of injuries one season. Wenger would never even dream of doing that

Arsenal haven't won since I stopped masturbating. Please do not post teens with big thighs. I want them to lose.

>>75155228
I don't get all the hate for Wenger.

Palace were the clear favorites and are probably the best team the world has ever seen.

3-0 is actually a pretty good result for Arsenal tbqh desu

>>75155769
how the fuck do these niggers get tickets

Who /Wenger IN/ here?

>>75161440
5' 4" lmao

looooool

>>75162034
they don't, they literally wait for the match to end to wait outside the stadium for AFTV to start recording

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how do we make ty happy again /ars/

>>75155228
>CRY 3-0 ARSE
Is the game worth watching? Couldn't make it yesterday.

>>75161662
But that appears to have rather been typical pep moment of madness. From what I gathered, he fired Dr. Müller-Wolfarth and Team (who had worked with Bayern for over 20 years and are also medical staff of German NT - not to mention worldwide considered top level experts on knee surgery and recovery) because they refused to "inject" players "fit", as was is so commonly done at Barcelona.

Since players, on average, spend less than 3 years playing at top level, there is something to be said for using quick fixes for their injuries, but since they are also human beings I would side with the good Dr. on this matter..

>that is not to say that Arsenal medical team and fitness training approaches shouldn't be OUT at least as much as Wenger.

>>75162197

I want my gf to support me like Ty supports Wenger

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3-0

>>75162389
>because they refused to "inject" players "fit", as was is so commonly done at Barcelona
lmao why do you make shit up?

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>>75156565

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>>75156565
>>75162472
I messed up a bit.

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>>75155228
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>75159171

Well I at least thought this was worthy of reading and replying to
Can you name some football books that do look at his system/worth reading? I know Inverting the Pyramid does

>>75162454
>messi put on growth hormone treatment since age 9
>thiago returns to barcelona for knee treatment that Dr.M-W strongly disagress with (injured again shortly after)

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thanks for the free ride into the fa cup final lads

>>75162832
>messi put on growth hormone treatment since age 9
messi didn't come to barcelona until he was 13

growth hormone deficiency is always treated with hormone injections until the patient is 15-16 and the 'growing phase' of the patient is considered over. Messi's treatment began in argentina and went on for 4 years before he joined barcelona

>thiago returns to barcelona for knee treatment that Dr.M-W strongly disagress with (injured again shortly after)
one of the best knee surgeons worldwide right now is in barcelona, dr. ramon cugat

thiago reinjured again because poop made him play too soon, as he admitted later

lmao are you retarded?

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lmao

anyone else think robbie is a sp*rs fan at this point? i cant handle seeing his smug fucking grin during his youtube videos as we implode

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Don't you wish you had a player like Victor Wanyama?

>strong
>consistent
>big black beast
>doesn't fuck around
>never scared to go for a challenge
>extremely good defensively

>>75162928
I thought he seemed legitimately miffed last night actually. Didn't bother DT with the usual shite, I think Robbie is 100% Wenger Out now.

>>75162938
I forgot the most important part:

>only cost 11mil
>xhaka cost 35mil

>>75162938

i was hoping >we'd sign him after his first season at southampton desu

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>>75162938
If wanyama played for any other top club he do be a meme. In a good way.

Could you please buy Krychowiak and unJUST his career cheers

>>75162918
what a lad

How are your post palace raping hangovers, cucks?

>>75159049
>which actually mattered

arsenal were 2-0 down and didn't have a single shot on target in the second half. the penalty was irrelevant.

>>75162979
>Implying he would do well at Arsenal

He will be out injured for at least 3 months per season, and the rest of the time he'll be a sub for Xhaka until he gets so depressed he offs himself

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Imagine if you had Toby Alderweireld, a player who only cost £11.5million, already the best centre-half in the premier league, boasting both excellent tactical awareness and technical qualities.

Instead, you bought Mustafi for £35 million. Whoops.

>>75162864
enjoy losing to spurs (yet again)

>>75162948
Fucking Levy. Arse would pay 3x that

>Look, errr, I will announce my contract extension when we magically scramble a point at Tottenham

>>75159171
good post

>>75162953
kek

>fans think time is up
>go to club and say you might fancy an extension
>sign 2 year deal
>throw matches on purpose
>get big payday whilst getting the sack
smart move to be fair. He's gotta think about retirement

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Choose an English Core.

you're literally FOURTEEN points behind tottenham

even spurs can't spurs it up from here. how embarrassing

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>>75163084
>Instead, you bought Mustafi for £35 million

>>75163163
left, but with Pochettino instead of Wonga

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lads, wenger out

>>75163163
should be trippier tbqh

poor lad is having his career stolen from him by walker just because walker is le fast

>>75163181
Walker is better than Trippier and it shows when Spurs are playing non-basket case teams. Both are top 5 right backs in the EPL though.

What a luxury it is to have two high quality fullbacks on each side of the pitch. Truly a stark contrast to... well... you know.

>>75162938
I don't care what the name on the jersey would be, I want strong, hardworking, not injury prone players at Arsenal ASAP.
Could even be Milner.

>>75163201
Nah, Trips is better. Only thing Walker has over him is pace.

>>75163218
and strength
and defensive nous
and running capacity

Walker's first choice for a reason. A braindead shitposter like yourself doesn't know better than Pochettino, a very successful manager.

You should watch more Tottenham games if it doesn't pain you.

>>75163227
You should consider starting a Spurs general lad, by far the bigger team so it will be a resounding success.

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YOU COULD HAD BOUGHT JANSSEN AND SISSOKO

thankfully you didnt

>>75163227
Well you watch them more than me so you're probably right, but most of the time I watch Walker he doesn't make the right choice in and around the box, and his delivery is inconsistent.
But every time I watch Trippier he's putting in world class crosses. That's the main thing about them imo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>75163243
At least they're only depth players.

...unlike mustafi

>>75163084
Wenger would make Alderweireld look exposed just like any defensive player. Arsenal's offensive spectacle comes at too high a cost. Wenger failed to keep up with evolution.

No-one poke fun at 190cm, it's just too easy.

>>75163275
I would laugh too if we were going down

Pathetic how Arsenal fans think they have it bad.

Fucking plastics.

>Bellerin came over to the away fans, got booed, turned and walked away. Ox put his arm around him.
Ox next captain.

>>75163319
get him out of my club pls

>>75163164
14 and we play them at WHL soon.

This has been a disaster, even for our standards.

>LOSING 3-0
>3 FUCKING 0
>TO CRYSTAL PLACE

How pathetic.

I actually want spurs to win the league.

And I'm die hard gooner.

>>75163300
Dumb thing to say. Success and failure is relevant to your position. Some clubs would kill to be sixth but it's trash for Arsenal.

>>75163319
KNOTTED

Don't even think Ozil and Alexis were fully fit yesterday. Reminder that at fucking Bournemouth of all teams, they've literally figured out exactly how much training Wilshere can do daily to ensure maximum fitness. Yet conditioning like that is fucking unheard of at a supposedly big club like Arsenal

>>75163433
because Arsenal are full of plastics,

>>75163460
>,
Please go on, you're making such a fascinating point.

>>75163457

this will be one of the most interesting things post wenger, they've been consistently injury prone as a side for what seems like 10 years at least

is it him? pure luck (it's possible probability wise...)? training ground? etc

You wish you had Harry Kane.

>>75163464
plastic

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I can quite easily see Everton finishing 6th, Arsenal 7th. 2 games in hand don't really mean much given the form.

>Boro away
How they gonna fuck it up?

>>75163549
If arsenal start JIROO they can win easily. Not even memeing. Just hoof it up to him and hope it connects. Pace won't do much against a back line of 6.

>>75163549
0-0 snoozefest

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>tfw palace fan
Now we're finished exposing arsenal and chelsea, it's on to giving man u and Liverpool the BEC (Big eagle cock)

>>75163549
Literally all they have to do is shoot, although they'll try to walk it in because they have no confidence and it will be a 0-0 borefest.

>Skhodran Mustafi was told to 'fuck off back to Germany' as fans abuse Arsenal stars while they enter the team bus.

wtf Brexit hate crime

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>>75156171
>15 May 2004
>tfw you realise that was 13 (thirteen) years ago

Hart
Bellerin-Chambers-Koscielny-Shaw
Wilshere-Coquelin
Ozil
Welbeck-Kane-Fekir

Team next season according to my insider info

>>75163406
does he actually live near the coast? fucking hell, imagine driving to north london everyday, not to mention M23. Would happily live in a rape den instead

>>75163755
>no Xhaka or Ox
it's shit

>>75163460
No, you spastic. How hard is it to tell the difference between the relative and the absolute?

Arsenal fans ARE a bunch of plastics but that's really besides the point.

>arsenal loans out/sells players
>they instantly start performing better and/or getting injured less
Really makes you think

This video if almost 4 years old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gSFEaI4HdA&t=57s

>>75163406
Selfie FC players living up to the meme

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You could've had Gareth Bale.
Instead you have Theo Walcott.

>>75163755
I don't think merging spurs and arsenal as a super club will fly well with either fanbase.

>>75163940
The combined fanbase would be so toxic that Putin would condemn it as a nuclear threat.

>>75163940
>1 spurs player
>combining spurs and arsenal
????

>>75163355
>headlines making it look like Crystal Palace is some sort of Force of Nature or someshit
Really hating this, desu.

>>75163411
Disaster happened last season. This is just a follow-up.

>>75163626
>If arsenal start JIROO
This will not happen and you know it.
What will happen is that Arse starts without a single striker on the pitch, will be banned from shooting from outside the box by Arsene and will be banned from entering the box by Boro's 8-1-1 formation.

>>75163243
Janssen is shit tho

>>75163805
>same old same old

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>arsepoo
lmao

Need concrete responses to this, not "we'll do better next time."

Sack someone, give reasonable intentions to the media, do fucking something you fucking cowardly board/manager/players. Fucking flopping about hoping that a good result will come our way so you can tell us that the over the hill manager will stay another 2 years. Fuck you.

Joke of a club.

>>75163805

This shows the insanity of it. Look at the comments. "It's been a year, still the same." "It's been two years, still the same." "Three years, still applies."

NOTHING. HAS. CHANGED. Those FA cups are the exception, not the rule. There is no more defending Wenger.

>>75162883
>His hormone treatment cost around $150,000 per year, an astronomical sum in Argentina. Even though his home club in the Argentinean city of Rosario, Newell's Old Boys, could see his potential as a child, it could not justify such a huge investment on a player still years away from the first team.

>After first agreeing to meet the costs, payments soon dried up, prompting Messi's parents, in particular his father, to seek other options. Spanish super club Barcelona came in quickly, having heard about Messi's prodigious talent through its worldwide network of talent scouts. And the rest, says Jorge Messi, is history.

>

Cugat specializes in knee injuries, but the word is that he treated Thiago with cortisone. The problem is, cortisone isn’t suited for a collateral ligament tear because it increases the risk of after-effect injuries. Usually Bayern players (even all players of the Bundesliga) are treated by the famous and highly-decorated German doctor Hans-Wilhelm Müller-Wohlfahrt. But not this time, as Guardiola decided to send Thiago to his acquaintance Cugat. Consequently, a powerplay of responsibility and competence played out at Bayern, resulting to a year-long absence of Thiago, and Guardiola admitting: “Maybe it was a huge mistake (to send Thiago to Barcelona for treatment).”

>In Germany, the blame for Thiago’s long period of suffering is on Cugat.

haha, dumbass like you should be careful throwing that word around. Sry for triggering you, bottom line is, worlds top athletes did and still do go to Dr. Müller-Wolfahrt, to that sleazy spanish cockroach you seem so fond of, not so much..

>>75164129
>Those FA cups
it would be interesting to see a list of the teams faced/beaten to win those cups, considering they are what many cling to

>>75163975
>toxic
Reddit is that way.

>>75163886
If Wenger had bought Bale, he'd be Walcott-tier and Walcott would be playing for Real Madrid right now.

>>75164137
>random messi info that doesn't contradict anything I posted
>In Germany, the blame
lmao now i understand why the japanese can't even reproduce, finding the wet spot is asking too much for you

>>75164268
The sad thing is this is probably true in a way. Walcott probably wouldn't have had half the injuries he's had and Bale would've had more than he's had

>>75164148
Uh, right.

>>75164268
There's probably actually something in that, tragic really.

>According to Spanish outlet, Marca, Arsenal are weighing up a move for Athletic Bilbao manager, Ernesto Valverde.

>The Bilbao manager has been previously linked with a move to Barcelona to take over from Luis Enrique. Valverde’s contract runs out at the end of this season and according to the report, he is keen on a move to England.

http://www.marca.com/en/football/spanish-football/2017/04/11/58ecb165468aebf6728b456b.html

>>75164330
Wrong. Bale has been just as injury-prone as Walcott, if not moreso.

He's just a far better player. Walcott was never in a million years capable of scoring the goals Bale could score.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic8PE8ShR78

>>75162397
To quote Glendenning:

"I wish I cared about anything, in life, as much as these blokes care about Arsene Wenger"

>>75164455
Bales bretty GOAT. He's in shit form the now though and Walcott's banging in goals so someone will claim Walnut is better.