ASTROS @ MARINERS GAME THREAD

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1ST for
S P R I N G E R
D I N G E R

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>They fell for the Dipoto meme

seattle is a joke lol. Go stros

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>>75153857
>from the start said he's a plant because he's shit
>no one believed me

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>mfw the rotation is the only thing going right for us

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WHO READY FOR /bigdickpax/ HERE?!

>>75153855

Who the fuck are you? I've been an Astros season ticket holder for 15 years. Longer than you've been alive, kid. Too bad my season tickets are worth about 6 jar of pickles because the Astros fucking blow it every year. I know your type. You're a Houstonian who just oh so loves baseball season, right? You go to the game, probably with your bf, snap some pictures, take some selfies, eat a hot dog, and just LOVE watching the Astros lose. Guess what, I FUCKING DON'T. Take your fake ass back to The Woodlands bitch. I speak nothing but the truth. This team is filled with perennial failures, beaners, white trash with disgusting beards, and worst of all, accountants and gardeners who held Jim Crane at knifepoint and demanded jerseys and are now hoodwinking an entire city.

>>75154342
this is the worst pasta 2bh

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why are the Astros so good at developing tiny players

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pls win m's

pls

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Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!

Last two digits are the number of wins the memeiners have this season

>>75155103
kek

That ball girl looks like lady gaga

>2PM starts
I got shit to do Ms, fuck

this ain't soccer tho

M's/Stros threads are usually comfy; where is everyone?

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>>75155569
it's still working hours in Seattle and yesterday's game was one of the most soul crushing loss of the last decade.

>>75155621
Fair enough

Will the asstros score more than 3 runs today?

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>>75155719
Not on this guy's watch

>>75155719
The last 2 digits of my post will tell us how many we'll score

>>75155791

Maybe the last digit

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woohoo done with classes, let's get this homestand going

>comfy McLemore broadcast

>>75155885
me too lad

>mariners shit the bed
>ROOT discusses '95/2001

every time

instant replay is killing sports

>>75155918
this tbqh

ayfkm

LOL mariners

fucking christ

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>gurriel actually doing something right
there's magic in the air, boys

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segura out now.... is that the worst play in seattle sports history

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why do I even get my hopes up anymore?

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CARLOS

I havent seen Kiwi bro in a few days... guess he finally had enough

F

KKKKK

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>>75153711
>>75153711
What's
up
M's
thread??

PAXTON KLAXON

This is gonna be one of those games where the 1st 8 innings take 2 hours and by the 15th it's an 8-hr game

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>>75156135

honest question for M's fans about Robbie Cano. He's one of the best players on the team, so you pretty much have to like him, but other than that, do you find him entertaining? Whenever I watch him he just seems like he couldn't give two shits about the game or the team.

oh cOME ON

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MARINERS!
At att watching taijuan get booed all game

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BASES LOADED THIS ONE IS IN THE BAG BOYS

>>75156244
his lack of effort is infuriating but his style of play is fun to watch. His swing plus his fielding are so smooth that I usually let the effort thing slide.

Personality wise he's pretty much robo-PR guy so whatever.

>bases loaded no outs
hmm i wonder what's going to happen

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>memeiners

>>75156332
You are a good man

Mariners might be a 130 win team if they could get their RISP up to about .150

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>>75156332

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Fuck this team

And once again they couldn't get a hit 0 outs bases loaded. FUCK YOU.

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M's brahs on suicide watch.
God damn I love theses Astros M's threads

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*wins Cy Young*

TURN SAFECO INTO A FUCKING PARKING LOT

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"at least we got the fans fried grasshoppers"

Mariners front office probably

SIT YOUR BITCH ASS DOWN

KKKKKK

I want Reddick to leave

>They wont even score that 1

C O R R E A

>Segura has right hamstring strain, according to Mariners. Hurt diving back to bag in third apparently.

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FUCKING FINALLY

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>CRUZ

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it's over brehs

Just wait until the 9th inning lmao

>2pm start time
pls never again

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>>75156670

GIDP please

>>75156697
>DP
?

>>75156706
I guess my stream is slow

Vogelbach when

>>75156721
he's not ready yet. he's basically a fat zunino with terrible defense

Valencia is complete shit, but at least he has defense

why the fuck did we let Dae Ho go?

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Go M's

>>75156809
>why the fuck did we let Dae Ho go?
>he sucks and is fat
that's what my brother told me

>the interracial couple sitting by the bullpen
Brb having a fap

>>75156809
I remember reading he wanted to be an everyday starter instead of platooning so he went back to comfy nipland. I'm sure he's getting paid too.

Valencia's ABs are nearly as bad as Martin's. who was the last quality first baseman the mariners have had? Olerud?? Can O'Neill play 1B?

>>75156850
Is the swelmet a secret tribute to olerud?

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>>75156895
No, it's a darth vader helmet that an M's fan made.

the players liked it so much, he gave it to them. They started giving it to the player of the game every week after that.

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>>75156895
the star wars brainwashing is reaching critical capacities

>>75156809

he wanted to go back home

>spring is here
>sinuses start acting up

every time

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based haniger

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*blocks your path*

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MAKE IT STOP

>>75157017
Sorry man. Hope you feel better soon.

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>DISASTROS
>BITCHIN MITCH
DONT YOU FUCKING POST IT

>>75157081

thanks

>>75156332
Based

>>75157077
>drop to my knees and suck him off

>lukewarm corner
>still
he's a gold glover, r-r-right guys

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SAVE US CARLOS

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>>75157209

j-just needs a few more games to get things back in order

>tfw Angie will never come for you
why live

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This game isn't half bad desu

I'd try grasshoppers tbH

>>75157294
There's still time

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>>75157297

i'm thinking about it

as long and their dead and fried
not goopy stuff, thanks =\

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>>75157299
Dubs confirm another bullpen implosion

>>75157297

I would too. They are only 4 bucks so it wouldn't feel like a huge waste if I didn't like them

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there is no fucking question now

Paxton is the ace.

sorry Felix.

>>75157318
I mean, how much different can it be than crawfish?

Left them stranded

>>75157297
I'm going to buy some when I go next week.

>>75157338

exactly

>>75157335
protect his fingernails

>>75157335

He just needs to show he's durable for a whole season

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>>75153711
>AGAIN

Yes that's right, kids. Houston and Seattle in the same geographical division! Because that's how sports work!

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nellie's fixed

cruz is showing life

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CRUZ

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BASED SEAG

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SEAGER

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Don't know if I hate my life or this team more at this point tbH

Dave Simms getting fucking AMPED for a sac fly kek

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SIMS

STOP GETTING SO EXCITED FOR A FLY BALL

FUCK

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It feels so good

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>Angie eating a grasshopper

>>75157514
Ywn feed Angie grasshoppers after beating it up from behind

>>75157514
>>75157556
Who's Angie? Y'all's sideline girl?

>>75157470
Oh fucking boo hoo you don't know what pain is

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>>75157556
there is no god

>>75157568
yeah

she's not that good looking and in her late 30's, but there's something homely about her.

here we go......

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>>75157583
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

>>75157571
I just wish they wouldn't have gotten my hopes up with that hot start (especially compared to last April)

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lets go stros

>>75157612
>hot start
>nearly sweeping the Mariners to start the season
pick one

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interesting

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Me and angie

>>75157646
:3

IT BEGINS

Choke?
CHOKE!

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SAVE US CARLOS

DP pls

Nice punch out

>Carlos ꓘorrea

>7.33 ERA
>.3something opponent average
Jesus, Seattle. You're better than this

ALTAVILLA CONFIRMED ELITE

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That's a relief

got em

gg see y'all tomorrow

somehow escaped

>The favela of Houston, TX

>>75157741

I just hope the m's don't pull off another last inning collapse like yesterday

>>75157778
I hope it repeats tbH no offense

>Gustave with a 1-2-3 inning
I've seen it all now boys

>>75157811
that's fair

>Scrubner
oh fuck

>>75157811

understandable

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>mfw tentatively hopeful

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okay m's put this away

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gg houston cya tomorrow at 7 PST

oy vey

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wew

gg astros

Nice game, Mariners

>>75157955

have a good night

>>75157974
G'night
AND THIS THREAD IS FINISHED

I knew they wouldn't score shit