OFFICIAL DIAMONDBACKS VS. GIANTS #1 GAMETHREAD

>>75153088
Do Dback and Jint bros mind if a Dads fan hangs out in here with you guys?
I'll do my best to not be obnoxious or rude.

Alright, it's the home opener.

Everyone report in D-backs, Giants, and our resident doyers pet troll (Doy-doy).


BTW, congrats Snekbros!! Impressive start.

Dads fan here, anyone got a beer?

>>75153385
Hey bro, any chance you've tried Iron Fist yet?

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>>75153119
welcome brah

Forgot the Red Sox match was on so I'm watching this desu

>>75153625
>Are they checking up on us
We paid the basement rent right?

>Lopez in the first pitch ceremony

c-can we please give him a jersey and throw him in the bullpen?

>>75153951
Underrated post, Jints bro.

Giants fan here - we need to fire Bochy

2-5 start with a stacked team. What the fuck?

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>>75153951
did we pay the gas bill?

>>75154013
He had trouble last year, it was time.

>>75154032
Nah, it was appropriately rated.

>>75153418
Nah i don't really drink craft beer. Would love to try it tho

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good to be home

>>75154099
O-okay senpai. I just meant that the subtlety of acknowledging >our ownership of the basement, and >your use of it just being temporary was executed well.

Clayton

>>75154209
Good to be moving to Las Vegas in about a year lol.

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>>75153385
day drinking and baseball is like peanut butter and jelly

>>75154225
wrong Bay Area team lol.

>>75154182
Same here. I've heard such good stuff that I'm dying to hit their place in Barrio Logan the first time I get out for a game.

Snek reporting in

the hell did they mean by that sign?

wew almost thought that was out of here

DENNY'S DUBS

>>75154095
>stacked
Heh

>>75154349
It didn't say Wu, it said Ws

>7 pitch first
Is today when the jints finally turn it around?
Or will the bullpen find a new and inventive way to fail the pence express?

Stay tuned!

BTFO

Walker with a walk.

Pottery

>throwing at buster
Snakes are poisonous today

holy shit

NUKE TAIWAN

HAHAHAH GET FUCKED GIANTS FAGS

I wonder how many Giants fags are also Warrior fags

>hitting the most loveable Giants player in the head at their home opener

Jints are gonna be out for Snek blood now.

HAHA FUCK POSEY GO DBACKS

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>acting like taking balls to the face is a big deal in san francisco

la dogs bros

time to report

So you get to first base if you get hit? Did they get the next batter to come in to go on first base?

>>75154634
they got the backup catcher.

Fucking kek. moore - you know what to do.

>>75154593
why do you think the crowd was booing? he didn't reach around

>>75154634
Hit-by-pitch (HBP) is a **awarded** a free base.

>>75154634
>>75154690
Beaned (hit on the head) is now subject to automatic concussion protocol procedures. If OK, batter MAY BE allowed to return.

I recognise the booing guy's voice, he was at the arizona stadium too booing everyone and shouting YOU SUCK constantly

hahahaha

>that's where you belong walker, in the dirt!

>>75154947
Hecklers all sound the same desu

>that's where you belong Walker, in the dirt!

Did anyone hear that faggot in the stands say "you belong in the dirt, walker" talking to the dbacks pitcher. Lmao what a cringe thing to say.

wew, two close head hits after that Posey bean

this Snek is shook

>>75154947
>>75154947
It's Baxter the Bobcat.

>>75154989
since when did a heckler say anything not cringey? It was funny tho

>>75154947
No that guy is different. We have a guy in Arizona who heckles almost every visiting team player when we are winning. Surprised he hasn't been banned from chase field since you can hear him on every broadcast.

>>75154989
Because he threw one in the dirt, on top of being way too close and in twice already now

BIG MAHREEN

>>75155014
Good point. Just a little extra cringe though.

>>75154634
What got you into American baseball?

*Fun Fact*
>last Giants player to be hit in the head was Joe Panik in 2016....the pitcher was Matt Moore

is baxter pusey kill?

>>75155058
I've got BTSport online and it was on one day, started watching and enjoyed it.

It's good because I can actually watch it live in the evenings for me.

I don't support anyone though, haven't watched enough.

>>75155109
Cheer for the diamondbacks. Every single person who moves to this country moves to Arizona.

>>75155081
Busted Pussy is a wimp.

>>75155109
>just started watching one day and I enjoyed it

That's how I started liking baseball m8
=)

I just remember it was the Giants playing at Wrigley. I think it was in April of 2002

>>75155134
I think I'd die if I lived in Arizona desu, our 2 weeks of heat in the Summer is bad enough./

>>75155134
>Every single person who moves to this country moves to Arizona.
Do zonies really believe this?

Every time I think of matt Williams I think of him choking away that 9th inning with the nats after winning manager of the year

>>75155214
Probably, Arizonans have an inferiority complex because they share a border with based Nevada

>>75155204
That's why we have a pool in every backyard. It also separates the boys from the men. Don't be a fag. You can also conceal carry a firearm with no special permit. All you need is to be 21 and not a felon.

>>75155214
He doesn't know. It's ok. It's also the number one destination from people moving from other states.

>>75155316
>He doesn't know

I know now you lying cunt.

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>>75155305
>inferiority complex brought about by proximity to another state
>Nevada

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>>75155061

>>75155357
>>75155316
>>75155204
there's even a pool in the arizona stadium lad, looks comfy af

lol three consecutive Moore throw outs to first to finish innings

CRAWDAD

Are the Giants another millennial Bay Area team?

CRAW'D

>>75155290
I think of the huge cheers he got here before every single Dbacks @ Giants game when he was their third base coach.

I also think of him holding McGwire back during that shouting match with the Dodgers. Funny to see one roidbeast trying to keep another one calm.

>>75155463
stop spending every waking hour on /sp/

Holy shit. Does Murphy have a life?

>Tfw you will never know all those stories he has to tell

>The San Fransisco """"Giants"""" cannot put away a team that the Dodgers swept

el oh el.

>>75155545
what year are you time traveling from?

bases loaded

Matt Moore grand salami check em for confirmation

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

are they allowed to shove the home base guy aside like that?

Brit checking in, it's live on BT Sport Espn HD here.

>Sneks

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>d'bags defense

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thanks for the home opener gifts Sneks

Dodgers wouldn't make a play like that, Snakes. That's why we will win the division again.

>When the spaghetti hits you

That was fucking embarrassing. Walker is trash.

Was that a shit throw or shit catch?

The Brit in this thread must be wondering what the fuck just happened

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>Dbags
>Dbags
>Dbags

HOLY SHIT

What was that absolute cluster fuck?

> 3 runs on a bunt
I'm on gameday rn wtf happened?

That was an inside the park 3 run home run bunt. lol.

Newfag here - is it true that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans?

>>75155745
Just shit throws and shit catches, literally little league tier.

>>75155687
Not really.
>>75155687
Just in time for spaghetti monster
>>75155720
Both
>>75155739
Spaghetti 5 course meal

>>75155745

Dbags defense turned a bunt into a 3-run double

.webmbro where you at

>>75155745
Moore swinging bunt.

Walker throw home wide. Run 1
Panik run 2 on wide throw from catcher to home with walker covering
Parker third run on throw from first to home that was late.

>>75155720
2 shit throws.

2 consecutive errors on one play:
(error E1) first by pitcher scores Crawford
(error E2) second by catcher scores Panik and Parker

Much as I don't mind watching this is surely the worst of the big four US sports.

>>75155827
It'll grow on you.

>>75155827
You Brits and your hilarious spellings. We spell it B-E-S-T.

>>75155850

Most of the players seem uneducated.

Sheet

If he hits it in the crowd could he still get out if they threw it back into play?

>>75155875
uneducated, how do you mean?
because they're not rocket brain surgeons like Rooney?

it's a comfy sport desu. I like watching while I do my work and listening to the commentators reminisce about when they played or making jokes at each other

>>75155875
It's NHL and NFL. And no, it doesn't run along racial lines, that's just how it is.

>>75155892
if the player declares a bleeter than he can throw the ball into the gatekeeper and smiff the runner before he crosses the threshold.

>>75155875
You're basing that off a silly play.

Baseball is a slow game, and the great moments are far and few, bu they're worth it.

>>75155892
Yes, in fact if the crowd throws multiple baseballs onto the field, we get M-M-M-MULTIBAAAAALLLLLL

>>75155917

Rednecks chewing gum, I've seen a fight before too

>>75155973
They chew baccy too

tfw you'll never watch baseball players drink beer and smoke cigs in the dugout

>>75155997
TFW you will never get to banter while eating chicken and beer in a big league dugout

>>75156038
>tfw you'll never harass instagram whores from your phone in the dugout toilets

Did someone get a screenshot of that purple haired qt?

Those reversible beanies are a good idea. It doesn't really get cold enough in the Bay for them, tho

>>75156077
>purple haired
>qt

Only douche bags wear #99

>>75156124
#99 should be retired league wide out of respect for the Great One.

>>75155997
>you will never throw a no hitter on acid

>>75156087
During basketball season it absolutely does. Even before the Indian summer kicks in during baseball season it comes close.

I wouldn't be mad if Taijuan Walker was found dead in a ditch.

Nunez has become my second favorite position player behind craw, but I know he's only here til Arroyo is ready

>>75153088

what happened to busted posey?

>>75156196
He kissed a baseball too hard

>>75156196
He busted his pussy again.

wew nice one Craw

>rushing the field chasing the players through the CF wall

we were born in the wrong decade(s) for shenanigans.

CRAWESOME

>>75156226
That shit was hilarious.
They were running for their lives

kek

http://m.mlb.com/video/v1269929683?game_pk=490193

>letting taijuan stay in even though he was already over 90 pitches

Let me sleep, please! I am a man, half human
I am tired as heart and person weaken

>strike

the fugg

So WHY do Giants fans want Bochy fired?

How can you not know from looking at him on tv or at the park that Pence is pretty big?

>>75156587
The real ones don't actually. It's just residual game 5 anger.

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why are the commentators talking about "big fellas" instead of the game

>>75156612
for us

>>75156587

because he has fucking dementia and MUH VETERANS

im sick of this bum

>>75156590
For you

if we leave one more man on third I'm gonna make a frowny face

that's where you belong delgado, in the dirt

CRAW SAC

>kuip misjudging fly balls again

lol its only getting worse

tfw you almost call Kuip and Kruk, Quip and Cuck

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Sneks gonna snek

CRAWESOME ENOUGH

>>75156665
He always gives it a shot. It's part of what makes his call so flexible, he can start it one way and finish it anyway he wants

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>>75156665

>tfw he's old and senile and will die soon

Who's ready for /Giants Bullpen/?

>>75156731
People never realize he's the oldest guy in the booth. They always assume it's Miller.

>>75156752
think we'll only see Melancon

>>75156752
Mind as well let him have the complete game

Dubs and Panik donger desu

>>75156752

>implying Bochy won't keep Moore in for the CG

>Mark Meloncuck

>>75156752
>taking Moore out when he's pitching well
Remember October?

>>75156807
>chafin
You don't need the dubs

>when you remember what happened the last time the giants had a 3 run lead after the 8 great innings pitched by Moore

Bullpen plz

>>75156812
>>75156836
It's within 3, I bet he'll give Melancon a shot at another S

>PHing Marerro

why

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What did I miss?

need to break in Melancon some time I guess

>>75156890
a literal comedy of errors

>>75156890
Busted pussy died and the sneks errored comically

>MarERROR

>>75156880
let him shake out the sillies

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>>75156896
kek. Can't wait to see.
>>75156903
Just when things were starting to look good...

why is marrero so Shit

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Buckle in, buds.

>robbing your pitcher of a cg

>>75156938
he has the most dopey lackluster swing I've seen

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>ninth inning

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>Moore not going out for the 9th

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here we go lads

>>75156945
He'll lock it down for the home crowd and keep it down for the rest of the year. Just watch.

>>75156950
save opportunity, it's justified

>>75156969
NLDS game 5 flash backs

I'm not ready lads

fugg

>the melancon of haruhi suzumiyah

2 more

It begins

O boy

1 more

Alright, One more

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>WHY? GOD! WHY?
I hate the anti-mojo odd year shit that the Giants have.

This ump tho

GG SNEKS

See ya 5morrow jints

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>>75157154
he's a real cocksucker

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ONE 4 DA BAY

>>75157184
Where is the coffee shop tho lmao

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>tfw you can't enjoy the win because you're worried about Buster.

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gg sneks

noice noice

gg sneks

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gg sneks


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Next game (#2) is tomorrow at 10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT.

yay gg dbacks

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>>75157193
Tracy, Vernalis, Modesto, and Clovis
Bottoms Up Espresso

>>75157197
tfw we still haven't been updated

>>75157235
Wouldn't expect those kinda girls or that kinda place in those cities desu

>>75157235
>Tracy, Vernalis, Modesto, and Clovis
of all the towns to do the Seattle thing for Giants fans, it had to be the boonies

>>75155316
Why are you bragging about this? All these fucking transplants are ruining this place. People only move here because it's cheap and Phoenix has jobs right now.