REEEEEEEE

Fucking watch 2 matches at the same time.

You do know how to do that, right?

>>75150891
soccer is so boring that they want to make it more exciting by making people watch two games at the same time.

Childhood is watching Juve-Barca and Bayern-Madrid

Adulthood is realizing Dortmund-Monaco and Atletico-Leicester makes more sense

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>tfw 3440x1440 monitor playing both streams at the same time

just kidding I'll probably just play vidya and alt tab to /sp/ to shitpost when they score

>>75150891
No they didn't and they never have for the QFs.

>>75150914
i was a contrarian watching monaco in 2004 though

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>>75150930
DON'T TELL LIES

>>75150914
I'm watching Dortmund/Monaco because there's an American fighting French snobs and Lester/Athletico has a Premier League team, and they speak English against a team of European Mexicans

You're basicall a Burger

Man this is a seriously hard choice. I guess I'll watch Lestah until they go 2-0 down and then I'll turn over. I feel like Dortmund vs Monaco could have like five goals in each leg so I'll go with that one too

Blame the Germans, always blame the Germans

)1982 - West Germany scored through a goal by Horst Hrubesch again Austria, seeing both teams to qualify for the next stage. West Germany aimlessly kicks the ball around for the next 80 minutes while the Spanish crowd yells "Fuera! Fuera!" ("Out!"). One German fan was so upset by his team's display that he burned his German flag in disgust. FIFA introduced a revised qualification system at subsequent World Cups in which the final two games in each group were played simultaneously due to the German's disgusting faggotry. Other competitions have since then followed suit, playing elimination matches simultaneously.

What will you be watching guys?

I'm annoyed to miss Atletico - Leicester but I'll have to watch Bayern - Real.

>>75150959
Look it up autismo.

>>75150994
>amerifats

>>75150994
That has nothing to do with this. These games don't affect each other.

>>75150905
This. How fucking poor are Euroshits?

>tfw have a job so can't watch soccer at 3 in the afternoon Tuesdays and Wednesdays

Need to go back to the NEET life

>>75151053
>tfw too poor to concentrate on 2 games at the same time

>>75150891
Can't you just record one of the matches and watch it when the other one finishes?

>>75150905
Sorry bro, 90 minutes of action in a 90 minute game, not 13 minutes in 180 minutes (unlike a certain unmentioned sport)

>>75151066
>tfw work at Google
>tfw all the fully furnished break rooms with TVs

being at work is no excuse

Genuinely torn over the first night. Will probably be Dortmund/Monaco as Juve/Barca has stale 0-0 written all over it.

Probably gonna be Lester on Wednesday even though that will be a dullfest too

>>75151126
what if you are like a construction worker or something

>>75151126
POO

>>75151125
Is it really that much of a cognitive burden on you third worlders to simultaneously follow two matches playing on different screens?

>>75151143
>working manual labour

Stay in school.

>>75151126
FUCK OFF MOOT

>>75151147
Im not Indian bruh, and its an internship for now

>>75151154
what if im really dumb

>>75151126

good job, you work 120 hours a week with salaried pay that is no better than a stay at home tutor on a per hour basis, while slaving away to create apps and technology that is of no benefit to human kind and just takes advantage of human cognizance and intuition by needlessly tapping into our neurological sense of addiction, anxiety, and wanting for attention. Just fucking kill yourself googlecuck.

>>75151181

There should be enough bros at your construction site that they would all want to watch the game. At least that's what happened in my summer job helping out at a firm. There were tons of central americans that wanted to watch soccer games so they got a 1 hour break room with a TV and got to watch their match. Of course they came in to work on Saturday mornings but they did that anyway so they were fine with it.

>>75151181
suicide

>>75150891

Cholo will win, la.

>>75150905
How am I supposed to make notes if I'm watching two games at once?

>>75151184
.......i actually lucked since i got into a product design internship so i effectively work 28-32 hrs a week while being paid for 40. And money wise, im really not complaining about earning $1600 a week as a 20 year old, it could be worse.

TLDR; stay bootyblasted for whatever odd reason

>>75151184
This has to be bait. Google has some of the best paid staff out there.

>>75151271
Fuck. Thats $80,000 a year for an intern. How do I into google internship? Im in CS and im looking primarily at Intel, Oracle, and IBM but ive heard good things about google.

Also how long is your internship

>>75151288
Hes not wrong as there are a few teams here that go get overworked, especially during deadline weeks but he's wrong in implying that they're somehow underpaid; they are EXTREMELY well compensated for OT work
>>75151333
Just apply and wait. Though try to make a good impression to the recruiter if Google visits your schools career fair and make sure your GPA is decent (at least 3.6). My internship is two semesters long so around 8 months for me

Just watch Juve v Barca and Atleicester

>>75153115
'no'

>>75151259
notes for what, are you a pro in charge of video sessions?
just download the match and take notes later, you can even pause rewind etc

>>75151148
you must know, being 58% white and all

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Don't give a fuck about tomorrow.

Today kinda sucks but it's still an easy decision.

>>75151148
>i watch two movies at the same time
>i listen to two albums at the same time
>i read two books at the same time
>i vote for two candidates at the same time
>i drive two cars at the same time

>>75150994
neck yourself, m8

>>75151125
Actually it is like 40 to 50 minutes of action in a 120 minutes period of time. But fuck Americans, am I right?

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>>75163800
>(You)

LMAO

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>>75163059
>tfw watched every BvB match this season
>can't watch the one against Monaco

>>75163813
I am talking about football, the one (you) invented

>>75150915
>alt tab to /sp/ to shitpost when they score

The patrician way of sport consumption.

>>75150915
>playing vidya

Ce penibil coaie

>>75150891
It's okay

>>75150905
I have Barca one in tv

It's ok. We've memed it.

BASED ISIS ENSURING WE GET TO WATCH BOTH MATCHES

>>75166922
Thank you ISIS!

Oh great now I'm on some gub'mint watchlist.

>>75163823
ayy lmao

based terrorists

WTF I love ISIS now!

Thanks ISIS

>>75178144
>tf
>tp

I don't understand, there's no benefit to doing this. Do they just want less views?

>>75178380
isis want dortmund to win since there are no monaco fans today at the statium because they had to go back to work today

>>75178380
I don't get it either. Why not playing one game at 18.00 and one at 20.45? the only problem could be if one game goes to et and penalties.