BOSTON RED SOX @ DETROIT TIGERS GAME THREAD #4

Rest in pepperoni, game 4

i hope tiggers dont rush jimenez to the majors too fast and fuck him up like rondon

time will tell i guess

>>75150536
starting right now my brother

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>Dan Bellino behind the plate

oh boy have fun with that one

Jesus, Sandoval's avg is fucking horrendous

play ball

>it's (almost) 1-2-3 all over again
Jesus

Here comes another fucking pitcher duel

wew miggy slow af

Moreland's really been good the last few games

>>75150903
You say that like it's a bad thing you ADHD fagbot

really sick of people watching baseball then complaining that they have to watch baseball

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I'm a midwestern person that unironically loves NESN.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufSQMXLO95w

>>75151009
NESN unironically has the best commentary in the USA.

>>75150985
he was motivated by us making fun of him in these threads

>all those empty seats

detoilet really is a ghost town

>>75151009
>>75151023
does anyone know when don is coming back? can't believe he got the flu too

>>75151050
Have you just started watching today?
The stadium was nearly full the last 3 games

>>75151064
Hardy har.

>>75151071
no I saw price pitching yesterday

>>75151071
ive never watched baseball before

>poolander
HOLT PLEASE

>>75151086
>I saw Price pitching yesterday
God damnit, not this shit again

quick kate let JV sniff your butthole for good luck

Bravo, Castellanos

If we win Rick gets to keep his Cy Young

>Score
>but good

Th-thanks Holt

>that old fart with the box score
truly an american

>last game at joe louis yesterday
>last game at palace tonight
what a shitty week

Holy fuck the Red Sox have Chris Sale

>3 pitches in a row right down the middle
>can't get a hit off them
>strike out immediately after

holy shit lol

Do the Tigers have the worst outfield in baseball?

Buck Martinez and Jerry Remy need to do a game together and see who has the most outrageous nasal accent

>>75151297
>upton
dogshit, had a decent streak @ end of season despite almost leading tigers all time K count
>jacoby jones
youngster who has some promise
>collins
should be Martinez there, solid hitter good defense


anyways, i'm really hoping the tigers shop vmart and just move miggy to DH and figure out someone who can play 1B. it can't be that fucking hard if miggy can do it

Verlander sure if giving up a lot of hard contact.

No wonder he didn't win the Cy Young

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>There's no doubt Porcello was the best pitcher in the American League last year

>>75151322
Castellanos should definitely go to 1st when Miggy goes to DH

>>75151386
That's right though.

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>>75151386
the wins don't lie sonny

got £500 on tigers to win

how blacked am i

fuck off nigel

>>75151405
yeah, i think there's a ton of possibilities and different combos that could be cool. also if machado develops nicely that could help give their infield more options

realistically i'd like to shop vmart/iggy since they could get some good returns back, especially if the tiggs dont compete. i love kinsler more than anything but man his contract isn't terrible and any competing team would kill to have him

decisions decisions i guess, it's fun to think about 5 games into the year

>>75151427
T W T W
W
T
W

>romine double
MY BOY

MY FUCKING BOY, 2 DOUBLES in 2 DAYS

>Romine double

>>75151459
yeah imagine the farm if JD, Kinsler, and Iggy were traded

Robot umps when?

well that's a shitty call, oh well wasted romine hit

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Why do we allow Canadians to talk about baseball?

>chris sexual

Why is Price batting?

>>75151591
he's a jack of all trades

Wow that was some pretty good hitting by Price

nice day in boston lads make sure to get out :)

MITCH MADMAN

>>75151603
I dont want to step on any heroin needles today thanks

>le only hit doubles man

>>75151612
funny you should say that, last week some fucking junkie snuck into my gated apartment place and shot up and the cops got called lel

ahahaha bellino is such a bitch

Based Verlander

Fuck this ump

>THIS FUCKING ZONE
JV's gonna get tossed

Damn this ump kinda sucks and I'm a Sox fan

Is Verlander /our guy/?

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VERLANDER EJECTED WHEN?

>already 1-0
>tigers fans unironically believe this guy deserved the cy young last year
??????

bellino literally cannot handle the bantz ever in a baseball game

total hair trigger tosser

>>75151633
Welcome to New England

>first strike out
>8th inning
>again panda
>in a 8 pitch at-bat

What loser though this guy was Cy Young material?

If Verlander was traded to the Sox today, would he even be consider an ace? Tbqh imo he would not.

>>75151661
yeah i've been here 7 years after living overseas i have no idea why i chose this city but it's grown on me over time

good inning JV :)

>>75151703
The entire east coast is heroin.

But at least the worst crime I have to worry about in my state is people hurting themselves.

Hey.....can we stop having afternoon games??? I have a job....

>>75151009
Who is the guy talking here? Not Terry Remy but this other guy? Sounds like Dave o Brian kinda

>>75151736
No :)

>Comerica

>>75151736
>having a job

mistakes are being made

>>75151808
Detoilet fan detected

The Red Sox have 2 pitchers on their team that deserved the Cy Young more than Verlander last season.

>that's filthy

>>75151736
We voted and no

>>75151834
steven wright and joe kelly

Omg Tim Wakefield and Steven Wright. Both knuckle ballers and both their last names start with W. coincidence?

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>it's a Red Sox aren't producing runs episode

I have a bad feeling if we need to use the bullpen lads.

>>75151873
well I mean Detroit's bullpen isn't any better

>>75151873
Don't forget the Tigers have a shite bullpen too

>>75151872
illuminati

>>75151872
>R.A. Wickey
holy shit

>>75151873
dude, have you fucking seen the tigers bullpen

also rondon got sent down so it shouldn't be AS bad today

>>75151872
did you just break the code

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JUSTin

>>75150627
Please stop posting this pic of BradysKnee

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Is Moreland, dare I say it, not a bust anymore?

>>75151888
>>75151898
Dave Dombrowski is a baseball genius. I'm sure their pen is good.

Is mookie a bust?

just int. walk moreland with 2 outs, it isn't worth it

On the Detroit broadcast they're zooming in on some random fans scorecard and commenting on how he marks ground outs. I missed like half that at bat

Sale is fucking awesome tbqh with you Joe

Sale is N A S T Y

JaCoby pls stop swinging

More like Ian Winsler amirite

I wasn't enthusiastic about the Sale trade with all we gave up to get him, but holy shit he's been pitching well. Goes 12 2/3rds innings before giving up his first Red Sox run.

W I N S L E R
I
N
S
L
E
R

IT'S OVER

SALE IS A BUST

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tyvm kinsler

>>75151064
DELET THIS

>>75152244
Absolute pottery. Sale made a powerful enemy

>>75152177
you jinxed him tbqh

>five aces

>>75152177
tbqh with you Joe I really regret this tweet

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>>75152303
>tweet

We're not afraid of Sale. Constantly bombed him white he was on the Whos.

>>75152329
I-I meant post, haha dumb auto correct hahaha

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>>75152303

>red cucks

Verlander is just warming up. He's going 120 tonight

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>>75152340
Yeah... haha... anyone can make that mistake...

So is Rondon gone for good? Thank fuck

>>75152337
This, where is Vmart desu

>>75152366
>tonight

>>75152366
Does Brad usually let jv pitch like Leyland did?

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>>75152393
sometimes

Fire SALE when?

;)

Does being a sports fan distort your view of age?

>shit 32 he's pretty old

>>75152480
>28
>PRIME OF HIS LIFE
>29
>THE END DRAWS NEAR

>>75152480
32's not that old in baseball tho. in soccer it's basically the end of the line

>>75152522
Baseball players are like delicate flowers. Enjoy their brief lives.

>>75152550
Say that to Giggs

>>75152366
120 earned runs

I hope the Tigers bullpen implodes now that Verlander is out.

good outing JV, should be 1-0 if it wasnt for nicky but not the end of the world

Miggy hr coming up

do you not pinch hit Upton for mahtook here?

Whose ready for Pomeranz tomorrow, predictions?

2 2/3 innings 7ER 12 hits 2BB and no K's

>>75152718
Upton is hurt

>>75152800
>>75152800
ahhh, maybe collins then? i dont see iggy getting subbed out, weird call but who am i

>Wilson painting
>Ball

How long before the pen shits the bed bros?

>it's a the red sox don't want to beat a non contender episode

For fuck's sake joe

>>75152941
For which team?

>>75152954
Tigers.

But fair point.

>>75152974
Tigers will be next inning
Red Sox will be literally whenever Sale comes out I don't know who the fuck we have that wont give up a gorillian hits

>4 balls in a row

>>75152950
rude desu

>It's a Mookie sucks episode

H-he'll heat up soon right?

is the betts meme over?

>>75152995
Welcome to a Dave Dombrowski built bullpen.

>mookie betts
dfa when?

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sox bros

cuckees rookie catcher out with biceps injury

we fukn did it bros

get the fuk in here to celebrate

>>75153067
I still can't fucking believe we didn't keep Ziegler

>>75153097
sanchez?

>>75153067

I know Uehara isn't what he used to be but I wish we held onto him, at least he threw strikes.

>>75153097
wtf that's a human being you're talking about

>JaCoby

JUST

wow, i wonder why you didn't hear much about this sale kid coming over... looks like he has pretty good stuff

ROMINE DOUBLE AGAIN HAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

Who was that guy in the dugout?

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Pls Kinsler

>>75153163
Last I saw he isn't exactly lockdown on the Cubs and he's 42, he just wants to get paid for one more year it's a sad but acceptable loss.

What's really sad is the Red Sox taking thornburg and then fucking him up like they did with Joe Kelly, Carson Smith, Kimbrell

>>75153131
but joe kelly throws so HARD

fucking holt what was that the ferrari would've caught it with his gut

Time for a necessary and timely intervention.

>ynr Sale sees no difference between playing for the who sux and the roid sux

TOP KEK eat shit bombston!

>Sale will probably get a loss because his team cant hit

Casty about to get carved up

alright nicky time to redeem yourself giving up the only run today

Haha Sale is shaken

three run grand slam inc

>Leaving Sale in to falter
>Putting in Hembree who will give up a double first pitch

damned if you do damned if you dont

>>75153285
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Oh ye of little faith

MY FUCKING BOY ROMINE

GOD FUCKING DAMN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. BATTING .500 GET FUCKED HATERS

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LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

I need Cabrera to do a Cabrera thing now

>The best offence in baseball

What did they imply with this?

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

Is i just me or is Holt absolute ass at third and shortstop?

>SOLD
WE OWN DIS NIQQA

fuck yeah eat em up tigers

Castellanos seems like he's a grade A douche

>>75153169
youre not boston faggit

you need to leave rite now

>>75153326
this is not just you my perceptive guy

>>75153342
yeah look at him picking on that poor defenseless pitcher

>you now remember you live in the best city of all time, Boston, and not in an actual toilet

Whew that helps

Fuck man my sox choking again

Yankees are starting to gain momentum we are screwed

Romine is elite

wtf miggy

>>75153374
unironic city banter

>First pitch swing

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>>75153374

>Midrinksalot Cabrera

Lel

Trade cabrera

>>75153390
I can't even figure out if he's playing bad or just unlucky

>>75153374
>Detroit team is winning
>"Your crime filled areas are worse though"
Like clockwork

>miggy hitting under .100

PFFFFTTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

If only Bogearts and Hanley didn't quit baseball maybe we would get a hit

>>75153374
I love posts like this because they usually mean Detroit is winning.

>>75153374
Northern New England > Southern New England tbqh

>romine batting .500
>miggy .094
and all is right in the world

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>>75153384
you're worried about the wrong team broseph

>>75153431
objectively true

>>75153408
There's some bad luck in there.

>first pitch single
hahahahaha okay krod

okay

>K-Rod

GG

>>75153431
'no'

>Moreland finally turned it on

Guys imagine if we had a whole team playing this series

>>75153431
northern north new england > southern north new england

>yankees are good again

who woulda thunk it?

>>75153552
literally who

Sandoval is just straight up not good huh?

Someone get a picture of Sale's "different team, same shit" face.

can someone tell me why they showed another "sale dominates and gets no run support" episode theyve already shown it twice

come the fuck on

>>75153582
a team whose offense hasn't shit the bed the fast few games

>>75153552
>good again
...they're 3-4

are there any other closers who give up a base hit every time they get sent out

>>75153598
It's a marathon

That mid-pitch commercial break

>>75153598
i think they're saving the 'one bad outing and the boston sports media turns on him' episode for later this season

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>>75153631
a boston marathon

>>75153410
>>75153425
same shit for every single team, i know you guys aren't new to /sp/, how can you just take anonymous bait

if i had a dollar for every time someone said i lived in a bombed out racist shithole id be quite rich

kinsler is so fucking good

fucking do something idiots

>>75153656
My favorite is when they defend Kimbrel, Kelly and Pomeranz

>>75153706
People don't post that to bait. They post it when they're asspained. We're just making him feel worse.

>>75153681
im new to this site breh

do you have more animoos like this one? similar to that frog touchin his chin?

holt you fucking suck

Holy shit Holt do you need an open invitation to swing at these meatballs?

*runs towards the batted ball*

Lol thanks red sux GG.

>trying to kill mccann so avila gets play time
i know youre behind this nohs

kek you guys might've won but at least we're neutering your catchers

>4 extremely drivable pitches

Holy shit dude you're never gonna get 88 down the middle again

GOATMINE PLAYER OF THE GAME BABY

WOOOOOOOOOO

>>75153760
sure they do because its guaranteed replies

Chris Sale took off the nightmare vision goggles, but everything looked the same.

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>Sox get Sale
>magically can't hit now
gg tigers

holt die

This was such a winnable game/series

Jesus Christ Red Sox why can't you just be consistent

I want my team back so Holt doesn't have to play

>>75153877
Oh well hope he doesn't spend them all in one place.

can anyone why explain the lose

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>>75153813
I dunno what you're talking about how would I even manage to give Holt the signals to hit McCann in the balls with the foul.

>>75153906
lost the biggest bat in the lineup, everyones shitting and puking bricks, X lost his mind last year, bullpen is legitimately awful, and farrell still cant manage

only fun things are sale and benintendo

>>75153906
How can you win a 4 game series you already lost the first two games of?

the cool thing is dave ruined both these teams bullpen and farm systems for le go for it meme

>>75153374
>lives in a wasteland of a state
>biggest and only important city is known for beer , the departed and a fake new york accent

>>75153906
Tigers aren't as bad as you think.

>>75154003
It's some kind of insane helix ouroboros thing, honestly.

The Red Sox knocked the Tigers out in 2013 so they made a bunch of reactionary moves, including letting Benoit, the pitcher that gave up the homer, walk away, even though he was the Tigers best reliever and signed Joe Nathan, who sucked. Those reactionary moves wound up significantly hurting the Tigers, so Dombrowski was let go...where he went to Boston.

Very strange.

>>75153896
>he doesn't know the tigers own sale

I don't know if the numbers disagree but we always seem to beat him moreso than others.

>>75154206
It feels like those games always followed a pattern
>Sale dominates
>White Sox offense doesn't do shit
>Late in the game we squeak one past Sale or their bullpen
>White Sox offense doesn't do shit
>Tigers win

>>75154247
Ill take it

>>75154247
Yeah pretty much.

And the trend continues.

Is Brock holt done in this town?