/hoc/ - USA edition

>rags

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>>75149775
but that's a canadian?

>>75149775
>this fat fuck makes millions of dollars attending games and basically you're fucking retarded

How do penguins fans try to bantz? They repeat what you say and change it to seem original they also say that they will repeat and win 3 more Stanley cups
How cucked are penguins fans? They literally can't take bantz so they run back to r/pongs screaming and crying.
I am laughing SO VERY HARD at pongs fans

>>75149790
Original

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>>75149777
How is it that I don't see any discussion or anything for that matter of them in the internet?

Sitting on a bus
AMA

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>>75149804

>Rags

>>75149801
>so desperate for attention you post it twice
Sad!

>>75149790
>90
>90 years
>4 cups
>rags

>>75149804
>original
>six
>4 cups
>rags

>>75149812
Are there any thyque qts on the bus?

Fuck the Penguins

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>>75149823

>50 wins
>only 4 times
>Since 1926
>rags

They even reply to copy pasta
How do penguins fans try to bantz? They repeat what you say and change it to seem original they also say that they will repeat and win 3 more Stanley cups
How cucked are penguins fans? They literally can't take bantz so they run back to r/pongs screaming and crying

>>75149808
not looking in the right places
you're probably also looking for cawlidge hawkey which isn't very popular.
football and basketball are kings of college.

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>it's a never ending disappearing store front captcha episode
Fuck this shit in the ass

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>>75149796
>someone actually was assmad enough to investigate and make that gif

>>75149847
where do you think you are?

>>75149843
the best one is the stop sign one that doesn't contain a stop sign

Bob McKenzieVerified account @TSNBobMcKenzie 16m16 minutes ago
More
VAN has fired Willie Desjardins as head coach.

>>75149765
>3 points vs. Carolina in 4 games
>3 points vs. Philadelphia in 4 games
I guess those teams are great too.

>>75149843
>current year
>not using legacy captcha

i should have really just let you continue to suffer

>>75149868
it's easier to do the image captchas while phoneposting ;^}

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oilers get to play the Sharks!!

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>>75149847
Or he actually watched that game...

>>75149827
There's a fat middle aged woman sitting behind me

>>75149865

Is Holmstrom as much of a memelord in Sweden as he is in America in interviews? I don't think I've ever seen him tell a story or interview without either making jokes or making fun of people.

>>75149865
KEK, it just proves he's been exposed by the metro

>>75149790
>>75149814
>>75149823
>>75149833
You post this while living in some shit hole flyover

>>75149897
>most cups in the metro in the last decade
>exposed


Seems more like he makes the metro his bitch

>>75149889
He does interviews for the NHL/Detroit much more often than he doesn in Sweden. So I don't really know.
He wouldn't sound as funny. As for as jokes go, I don't know. Mabye he feels comfortable enough in Detroit-surroundings to make them, or maybe he does them whereever he goes

>>75149796
I've never keked harder

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What did cowtown dave mean by this?

>>75149911
>9911
>911
>lundpads goes down like the wtc
>rags

>>75149916
There has only been 1 cup in the metro

>>75149911
>assmad new yoak fan
>digits: 911
guess >rags blow themselves out again

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Now that he's winning the Art Ross and the Hart, will McDavid make the cover of NHL 18? He's ready to become the face of the sport, after all.

>>75149930
Ahahahahah
>raggots

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU TIM PEEL
http://www.nhlofficials.com/es4402/cat244/nhloa-news

>>75149927
I know people in Ohio are fucking retarded but I didn't know they're this retarded

>>75149934
No, he's a meme and Atkinson will because Atkinson is /our guy/

>>75149927
Yeah. The Penguins. I.e Most cups in the metro.


Even deeper, he has 66% of the East cups in the last decade

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>>75149911

>being this mad he's a shit fan of a shit franchise and a shit goaler
>rags

>>75149958
How empty is your life?

>>75149940
? The rags lost my friend there has only been 1 cup in the metro

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Post the most non hockey related >rags photo you have saved

>>75149964
bout as empty as lundshits trophy cabinet

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>>75149964

Not as empty as Lundpad's trophy cabinet

>rags

>>75149965
are you somehow trying to say that having all of the cups isn't also having the most? what's in the water in Ohio?

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>>75149973

>>75149979
It doesn't count if the division hasn't had time for more than 2 in the scf you dildo it won't count until 4 of the 8 teams make it

>>75149992
>moving the goalposts

>>75149897
Crosby's points average this season
>the whole league: 1.187
>vs. the Metropolitan division: 1.357

>>75149992
What in the fuck are you going on about?

Hart Memorial Trophy: McDavid
Lady Byng Memorial Trophy: Marleau
Vezina Trophy: Holtby or Bobvrosky
Calder Memorial Trophy: Werenski or Matthews
Art Ross Trophy: McDavid
James Norris Memorial Trophy: Burns or Karlsson
Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy: Anderson or Bickell

Daily reminder the Capitals traded Forsberg for Erat and Michael Lattaa LOL

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>>75149992
which will be fucking never because the rags flylels and craps will never make it kek

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I bought a McDavid jersey right after they went on sale last summer after the draft. Should I have a C sewn on it, or leave it OG?

Also, whose jersey should I get next? I can't decide between Draisaitl, Maroon, Lucic, or Talbot.

Bob McKenzieVerified account @TSNBobMcKenzie

VAN has fired Willie Desjardins as head coach.


WEW

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>>75149949
>Atkinson is /our guy/
This

>>75150007
So you're admitting the jackets will make it and win it this year

>>75149861
>>75150012
LINDY RUFF COME ON DOWN

CapFriendly @CapFriendly

Leon Draisaitl's 2 pts last night knocked #Sabres Jack Eichel out of the top 10 in league Pts/Gm. Eichel misses out on a $2M bonus by 0.01

KIKEL BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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USA USA USA

>>75150012
KEK

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>Crosby doesn't have the most cups in the Metro division because nobody else in the metro division has won the cup
t. fat fuck from Akron

>>75150022
the jackets aren't even in the playoffs you dildo. they can't be in the playoffs if every team in the division hasn't won a playoff series before

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Reminder that Gretzky never won a cup without Kurri but Kurri won a cup without Gretzky

Gretzky was a Kurri babby

>>75149949
>manlet
>guy

Pick one.

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>>75150028
FUCKING SAVAGE

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>rags

>>75150011
Leave it OG obviously you dumb fuck

>>75150012
He will get instantly hired, not his fault Benning and Linden are retarded. Reminds me of what was happening here in Edmonton. Retarded management and coaching takes the blame.

>>75150011
Pouliot

>>75150036
too bad you're dumbass doesn't know
The only cups that count are from 1993-2015

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>>75150028
German gassed the jew

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>>75150062
so Crosby still has the most cups in the Metro division?

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*blocks your path*

>>75150061

I'd lel pretty hard if the Panthers hired him. Not gonna lie.

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Just a reminder Toronto is SOUTH of St Paul. Fucking sunbelt team

>>75150040
And Messier won a cup without both

>>75150073
Nah, metro doesn't exist, in the east, the devils do

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>>75150028

>>75150087
this is why everyone hates you akronfag

>>75150083
that's why the line exist
>>75150040

>>75150099
>akron fag
lol ted from Akron here
I bet you don't even know what hockey is

>>75150099
Nah only that one guy does cause Ted from Akron raped his dad.

>>75150085
It's "without either", my semi-literate friend.

>>75150109
You're already talking to the guy who's dad got raped

>>75150011
Its really only a choice between lucic and talbot.

So how big is your nose?

>>75150117
>being a grammar nazi in 2017
wew

>>75150131

>Being a filthy slav in 2017

wew

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sunbelt

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Ted from Akron here. Can anyone explain icing ro me?

>>75150011
Don't you will waste your money, buy a hall jersey

>>75150142
Duncan Hines makes the best

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The only true playoff series rankings.

1. Jackets/Pongs
>meme team vs. battered stanley cup champs
>rematch of one of best series on /hoc/
>two of the best regular season teams only playing each other because of retarded bettman seeding
>every thread will be entertaining

2. Oilers/Sharks
>one of the only series with an actual storyline with coach mclennan
>mcdavid playoff debut

3. Hawks/Preds
>just good old-fashioned playoff hockey between two good teams
>7 games is likely and both teams can put up a good game 7

4. Sens/Bruins
>2 teams with no expectations always has great clusterfuck games
>will likely have 7 games with multiple momentum shifts

5. Habs/Rags
>every single thread will be wall to wall shitposting

6. Ducks/Flames
>worth watching just to see if the ducks lose at home to the flames
>probably won't
>maybe ducks will choke in first round

7. Wild/Blues
>literally no one cares
>likely 6 games
>either team can win but no one cares who
>forced bettman rivalry

8. Caps/Laffs
>the only series where you can expect a sweep
>one team getting there was just so they can say they made it
>other team is expected to win the cup and every other option is failure

>>75150142
>61kgs
holy fuck

>>75149775

"That hurt my marble sack"

>>75150163
WHEre is Sean

>>75150163
Good list

>>75150163
Habs/rags is no. 3 IMO

>>75150142
>fishing in a kayak

https://youtu.be/sWqg6B-taUg

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Who can stop this madman?

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>>75150011
>>>75150011
ffs, they're called SWEATERS not jerseys.
It's hockey not fucking basketball or soccer or baseball or football.

the backet website seems to be working again (albeit intermittently)

what was our league again

>>75150241
>that picture
fag

>>75150163
>5. Habs/Rags
>>every single thread will be wall to wall shitposting

kek

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BE SCARED

>>75150254
https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/leagues/hoc

>>75150271
stop spoonfeeding literal retards. if they can't fucking figure out that the /hoc/ group is called hoc then they don't fucking belong in it

>>75150290
except i fucking tried to search for "hoc" and none of the results tied back to our league

so please kys

Well that site is fucking up again

>>75150290
>stop spoonfeeding
This isn't /a/ dude

>>75150141
This
>>75150234
Bettman

>>75150303
>kys
fag

>>75150319
mad cause you got btfo

How did your fantasy league go lads?

>>75150325
no I'm mad that you're a fucking fag. you not knowing how to use the search function is also not blowing me out it's more a sign of your retardation

>hating on Ohio
you're all supreme gaylords

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>>75150257
that's just like your opinion man.
nevertheless, facts are facts.
and the fact is, there's simply no such thing as a "hockey jersey".

It's kind of cute when Americans say it, because it shows how new they are to the game.
But for a milkbag to say "jersey" instead of "sweater" is disgraceful.

>>75150333
>he actually replied

>>75150344
It would be fucking hilarious if they actually beat the Pens

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>>75150333
feel free to commit soduku any fucking anon

>>75150360
Uh...
What is Boolean search?

WHat are the odds we see a Mcdavid-Crosby matchup in the finals

>>75150360
>any fucking anon
you tried retard

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>>75150381
0.5%

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>>75150328

Holy shit was it ever bad. Finished 8th place. 10 teams. Beat the top 3 teams a few times. Lost to the bottom feeders a bunch. Kopitar fucked me repeatedly.

>>75150393
thats right pick apart my comment instead of fessing up that you are the retard here

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It's going to happen make the division names for this

>>75150403
I can't show you how much of a dumb monkey you are because the site is down right now fuckhat

Mike HarringtonVerified account @ByMHarrington

Eichel clearly furious. Said too many guys in the room simply happy to be in the league. Part of the culture that needs change. #Sabres

>>75150418
are you really trying to suggest that my search results for "hoc" are wrong?

fuck i would you would go through with my initial suggestion

>>75150399
fucking right? I ended up with Kopitar and Schneider. Never again.

Klefbom - Larsson
Sekera - Russell
Nurse - Gryba
Benning

How will that blueline hold up in the post season?

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>>75150399
>Kopitar fucked me repeatedly.

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>>75149968

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>>75150437
>fuck i would you would go through with my initial suggestion
keep trying

Jackets will win the Stanleyc up

>>75150470
yes, i am mad
tried to get some help from my fellow /hoc/ bros and instead get told im a fucking retard who cant use a search function

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>>75149968

>>75150011
Never wear a shirt with another man's name on it. This is serious life advice; don't be a faggot

>>75150470
fuck off homo

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>>75150492

>Leon Draisaitl's 2 pts last night knocked #Sabres Jack Eichel out of the top 10 in league Pts/Gm. Eichel misses out on a $2M bonus by 0.01

KEK

hit the showers eichel

Cats On The Prowl @Cats0ntheprowl

Tallon says Panthers need to get faster, smarter, and play with more passion and grit


Panthers meme stock rising.

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>>75150443
The worst part is I actually thought I had a good team. Fuck me though.

>Kuznetsov
>Bergeron
>Hoffman
>E.Kane
>Neal
>Atkinson
>Ghost
>Hedman
>Shattenkirk
>Carlson
>Radulov
>Palmieri
>Karlsson
>Fucking Kopitar
>Glassman Letang
>Price
>Murray

>>75150503
ip range ban america when

>>75150449
Unlike kongs fans he doesn't have to. Enjoy having a 10 goal scorer making 10m a year for the next 7 years

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>>75150526

>>75150517
fuck off /asp/ergers

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>>75150514
if only they had a coach that understood this

>>75150514
Panthers need to get rid of that fucking retard Rowe.
They were easily a playoff team this year.

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Top 5 Goaltender all time?

>>75150549

They just did though.

>>75150492
>expecting any help from faggots who try so hard to be the most anti-reddit as possible even tho they're the most reddit of all

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>>75150554
EBIN!

>>75150561

Tallon is back and first thing he did was get rid of that retard iirc.

>>75150553
would be if he didn't play most of his career with the biggest chokers in NHL history

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Black Monday
Desjardins OUT
Rowe OUT
Ruff OUT

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Do you think Ruff hates finland now?

>>75150596
>still one more year
Who do you think they will dump and for who?

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GIVE ME YOUR GOD DAMN (YOU)S RIGHT NOW OR I WILL SHOOT (YOU)

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>>75150549
>hired as an ahl coach for panthers
>panthers have most successful season they could ever hope for in their short history
>get promoted to associate GM because the infinitely better GM Tallon gets promoted for his great job on building this 1st place Atlantic team
>team has slow start in first season
>fire coach unceremoniously as gm as your first move
>take over as coach yourself and play like shit leaving you with absolutely nothing and being back to the Atlantic basement
>get demoted from both GM and Coach and force Tallon to take a demotion to fix everything

Fuck sake.

>>75150328
I won the championship. Got into the playoffs with a losing record then stomped the best team in the league and beat a team that beat me 3 times during the regular season in the final to win it all.

>>75150613
P-please, I don't want any trouble, just l-let me eat my McChicken in peace

>>75150629
Ayyy that's almost me. Scraped in at 12-7 and won because the #1 guy had some injuries.

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>tfw won the /hoc/ fantasy league

>>75150643
Based

>>75150141
>he thinks Winnipeg isnt sunbelt

Fuck off

>>75150643
have an appreciation (you)

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>>75150643

>>75150643
Based beanman

>>75150671
Look again my leafy friend

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>tfw Bean posting is dead

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>>75150643
GG

t. Cell Key materials

>>75150643
I forgot my fugging password for that thing like a month in and couldnt play

How did I do? I was car parts

>>75150446
>that elite first pair
oilers are winning the wcf tbqh

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How are you guys going to react when the snes go all the way?

>>75150753
>le one defenseman team

>>75150012
>>75149861
desjardins will fulfill his destiny when he becomes the coach for the rangers

only then will he live up to his name

>>75150717
OFFSEASON MEME ONLY YOU DUMB SHITTY CZECH FAGGOT

>>75150446
Oilers are getting exposed by the sharks

>>75150753
>tfw the league is ABSnes
>tfw Karlsson will never win another Norris because the league riggs it for canadians

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>>75150766

>>75150643
You lost in the other one though kekarooni

>rags
Ruins
Caps
Jykkets

Prods
Whyld
Quacks
Fish

>>75150778
>old man sharks
kek

>>75150790
>melnyks internal budget

>>75150776
I don't have time to be here off season

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>>75150805
>mfw my team is run by retards

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>>75150753
>a team that barely scores 200 goals in the regular season is going to go all the way

>>75150802
At least we're a team, Oilers are literally one player

>>75150828
Maybe he'll have a heart attack and you can get someone new

>>75150802
>meme rookie oilers

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>>75150833
its okay we have a defenceman

>>75150836
a boy can only dream

>>75149796
I'm stealing this to shit on leafs thx

>>75150836
>get heart attack
>get heart transplant from a dumbass fan before it kills you

Jewgene Memenyk is immortal m8.

>>75150836
He will just get someone to donate their heart to him. Melnyk will be in charge of that team for centuries to come, his brain will be uploaded to a cyborg.

>>75150713
That picture is wrong though. Winnipeg is very much sunbelt.

>The Chicago Blackhawks are going to have a big salary cap overage on the books for next season after Artemi Panarin officially maxed out his bonuses with the conclusion of the regular season Sunday. The winger will receive $2.575 million in bonuses from the Blackhawks in addition to his $925,000 base salary.

>>75150918
yes they are, and they are properly under the sunbelt line.

>>75150909
>jewgene
more like jewmeme

Gord MillerVerified account @GMillerTSN

Got my first playoff assignments from @NHLonNBCSports, I'll be on gms 1-4 of NYR/Mtl along with gm 3 of Nas/Chi with @rayferrarotsn.


W

H

Y

>>75150947
More like take a big step back and literally fuck your own face

Hello where are the finns

>>75150961
hey whats up steve

fuck finns

I had intercourse with a Finnish girl, and now my penis, it's falling off.

>>75150961
on your face and bum
don't pop them or they'll cause more infections

>>75149796
We welcome American tourists, motorised wheelchairs and all!

huck finns

memes

>>75150953
rags/habs confirmed best series

literally no pairing better than these 2

>>75150953
gord + ray is blessed combo

>>75150996
>>75150997

Fucking wasted on the >Rags though.

>>75149843
>not being a 4chan Gold member

cringe

>>75151014
A

>>75150932
My fine Chubby friend, the entirety of manitoba is above the sunbelt in that picture. For reference it is the province left of ontario

>>75151006
That's fair, I guess. I think historically though, they put up some alright series against the Habs.

I think I'd enjoy it more because I don't care about which team wins and can just enjoy the sport. Can never do that with an MSG broadcast.

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>>75150040
>That pic
>That post

Fucking leafs

>>75150726
You won the division but lost first round of playoffs.

>>75149775
Bros I think T. Holmestrom is my favorite player what should I do

I already have an 8x10 photo of him celebrating a goal with kid rock slapping the glass behind him

>>75151034

Rather listen to them than Boston's team or Hongcouver's.

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>eichel doesn't even wear sabres gear at media day
>eichel all week dropping comments about how shit the team is
>ror echoes comments
>constant stories coming out of buffalo of players talking about "frustration" and "being a failure"
>murray and bylsma are still in a job

Let's just remember this one last trainwreck that nobody on /hoc/ ever talks about before the playoffs begin.

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Heading out for lunch lads, want anything?

>>75151128
As many McDoubles as $10 can get me

>>75151128
a McChicken

>>75151128
What is that slop?
A garbage plate?

>>75151116
>he lost out on 2million dollers because of Leon Draisital

Is Leon /ourguy/?

Daily reminder that hockey is the white man's sport

>>75151116
*scoots sadly away

>>75151116
not to mention

>okposo

wonder how hes doing

>>75151161
fuck off cracker

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>>75151138
>off McMeme's pass
>forever #2

Looks like a kongs beaner just shot up his school

>>75151137
>Despite being over 10 degrees further south my city is generally colder than most cities in sweden because of continental climate.

REEEEE.

>>75151171
fuck off chink

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>>75151116
>laffs go from last place to playoffs first
>laffs get their 1st overall and buffalel loses the 1st overall multiple times in last place
>laffs american allstar does better than buffalel allstar
>laffs get better nylander

Any team that looks at the Laffs as a rival deserves to be relocated.

>>75150953
Ray ferraro the goat

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what the fuck was his problem?

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>>75151222
All he does it chirp people on Twitter.

Literally /ourguy/

>>75151212
We also stole babcock at the last second from them as well as cuck them everytime we play there lmao

>>75151211
I bet you voted for Drumpf you inbred redneck

>>75151210
>live in sunbelt California
>it snows 8 months of the year
JUST

pick player who will be underrated on mainstream their whole careers
>draisailt
>pulju

>>75151238
Stupid fucking black pads are easier for shooters to see in their peripheral vision

Can someone please explain to me what the hell happened to Dallas this season?

>>75151242
top bantz

>>75151242
Ray Ferraro by far the best american commentator in hockey

Is /hoc/ just meming or do they really think there's a team in the West that can beat the hawks in a series?

>>75151238
What fuckin problems could a man have with a contract like his?

>>75151249
Jokes on you I voted for the beautiful Emidio "Mimi" Soltysik

>>75151279
leave it to the cocks fans to not know Wild is gonna demolish them.

>>75151276
>ferraro
>american

finland pls

>>75151279
I think some of these guys/girls know that and are just in denial

>>75151279
Literally all of them except the mild

/cric/ rules /hoc/ drools

>>75151296
meant north-america but was too lazy to write north. Now it backfires because i had to write this.

>>75151279
They say that every year and then they lost to the team that chokes yearly last year.

>>75151311

DESIGNATED

>>75151294
It's never happened and the hawks made the wild their bitches this year. Got any sources on this bold claim?

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

>>75151311
wtf I thought Pajeets loved the Leafs

>>75151311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

>>75151328
And wild made Hawks their bitches last regular season. Means nothing.

>>75151311
POO

>>75150270
Is this accurate?

>>75151341
True but wild cant do playoffs

>>75151337
Why? Because their favorite team is in the playoffs and yours isn't? Sad

So you guys discuss real hockey or you're all icebabbies?

>>75151262
Finnish goaltending >>75151264

Is it time to post based CBC montages yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCEj9U-geMM

>>75151311
>Go to a world traveled neighbors house for dinner
>He starts talking about India
>All he really mentions is that there's 1.3 billion people but only 500 000 toilets and that his house when he lived in india had 4 of those toilets.
>Literally all he had to say about india was that people shit on the streets.

>tfw no hockey

>>75151376
you will see

>>75151373
Yes

>>75151393
In bill burrs newest comedy special he tells a story about his trip to India. It's literally he was in a cab and he saw a 2 year old naked baby shitting between 2 parked cars

>>75149796
>mad
>at leaves

>>75151030
The jets are underneath the sunbelt line as you can see they are located just north of tampa

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JUST SHIT ON ME

>>75151324
SHITTING

>>75151342
IN

>>75149814

The penguins made the playoffs in 2015 retard.

>>75151258
barkov
aho
ristolainen
any finnish player to be honest because the league is antifinnic

>>75151465
BARKOV

paul maurice hopes laine wont play for finland at the world championships

someone get laine out of that organization

>>75151499
the hair makes it look like a matador

>>75151521
no get maurice out of that organization
he doesnt know what the fuck he's doing

>>75151138
kikel btfod by the final solution

>>75151521
Maybe he can use that time to learn how to skate

>>75151419
I was walking down the street yesterday in philly and I saw a black nigger in her 20s pissing in between 2 cars

>>75151592
> I saw a black nigger

>>75151605
there are white ones in philadelphia

>>75151605
Yeah I was gonna say black monkey but changed it and then forgot. Also saw 2 black trannies on the next block.

>>75151605
There is a difference between blacks and black niggers though

>>75151620
>>75151634
There's only 1 type in filthy. I'll give you a hint

>>75151634
doubt you've lived in a black majority place

>>75149814
Anything like this this year?
Haven't been on /hoc/ in a while.

>>75151657
thank you for the reminder that stay away from you nigger-infested shithole

>>75151657
I've known a lot of blacks in my city and most of them are upstanding citizens.
It was only til I visited LA and Vegas did I get acquainted with true niggers.

>Nikolaj Ehlers joins the national hockey team for the world cup in 3 weeks in Köln

Thank you Winnipeg, for missing playoffs

>830 start time
>nhl in charge of scheduling

>>75151710
>Laine isn't going
kek

>>75151772
he's not good enough

>>75151794
>le laine isn't good meme xdddd

>>75151521
Gay as HECK!!!!
FUCK

>hear there's another school shooting
>it's in California so I don't care
fuckin commies

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>>75151772
what about you-know-who

>>75151684
>go to vancouver
>over half the city is chinks and muzzies

glass house bruh

>>75151847
He's gonna be busy upsetting Shorks in the playoffs

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Who will win this match up?