*tears bottom half of table apart*

*deceives Chelsea into paying £60m*

Fear the slayer of watford and Stoke

*scores more often against the top 6 than any other striker this season*

>>75148257
>>75148249
As a Belgium you should be ashamed

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*dabs*

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*is the most accomplished striker in the league*

>>75148265
>top 7

>>75147868
One of the most annoying niggers ever.

>>75148277
He scored twice against Everton, so 5 in 8 against top 6 vs 3 in 11 for Lukaku

>>75147868
>leave accrington stanley to me

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How's his dabbing?

>>75148288
is good babe, he's the only walloon cunt that I'll allow, hardly any other walloons play for country, thanks lucky stars

As a Chelsea fan, I don't want this sack of shit. Thanks but no thanks, Belgium.

>>75148363
>dirty diego the AWOL mercenary
>playing like he already booked tickets to chinkland

if he leaves, who can you realistically get?
a reminder that Lukaku is home-grown, 23yo, eplel proven, knows the club, currently top scorer (didn't even need penulties) and his boyhood dream club is chelsea

Why do people comment on players scoring past non top-7 teams? I mean Everton are gonna finish 7th or 6th. This means he is not playing for a top tier ChampionsLeagueSpot team so he obviously has a midtable team's service when it comes to scoring.
But noone is adding that to the factor.
Other than that, Championship by definition is all teams playing against each other.
>Y happened to score 8 past Bottom teams but only 2 past Top teams.
>X scored 3 past Bottom teams and 3 past Top teams.
> X>Y

It doesn't fckin work like that. Many goals are literally luck based and depend a lot from the opponent defenders' performance.
Im not saying anything about Lukaku, I don't rate him as high of a player for Chelsea but he clearly is not bad.

We don't need anymore wogs at United, no to lukaku and yes to greiz