/hoc/ - fuck earlyfags

why is there no masters tournament for hokkei players that dont make the ploffs

>>75146667
isn't that the world championships?

>>75146667
Worlds

suh dude

>>75146656
Laine is ok

>>75146682
an ok bust maybe

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>>75146675
>>75146678
i meant golf

>>75146655
Winnipeg probably wouldn't fit him that well, I don't know if Maurice exactly instills confidence in people.

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>>75146686
this

>>75146656
Do you think Edler is going to intentionally knee laine at worlds to be a dick

OK good memes guys but it's time to get serious

JOIN THE FUCKING CHALLENGE YA DINGUSES
https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/leagues/hoc

Prepare your anus pedosota.

>>75146694
>implying laine doesn't have it coming for being laine

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>>75146700
leave

>>75146656
Glad we all agree Minnesota St Loseit is going to be the most boring matchup by far

>>75146707
newfag. we do this every year

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>>75146656
>https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/leagues/hoc
>>75146682
>>75146686
>>75146693
>>75146703
Oh....so you're NOT going to the playoffs, Laine?

>>75146707
Why is everyrhing you dislike reddit

>>75146708
Habs/Rags seems up there too.

>>75146718
no way. habs vs Rags is usually great

>>75146714
I really wish the pens would have won lasy night, auston finished with 67 points, and the laffs missed losing to a cbj team that had lost 6 in a row. Would have been too golden to be real

Washington vs Toronto>Nashville vs Chicago>San Jose vs Edmonton>Pissberg vs Columbus>New York vs Montreal>Boston vs Ottawa>Anaheim vs Calgary>St Louis vs Minnesota

Just in case you have to choose which game to watch

>>75146637
>Is there any hope?
i mean, the oilers were worse in 2016 than 2015, so there is some hope
>Will they fall to 2016-17 avs levels?
they won't, no matter how hard they try

>>75146727
How is Toronto-Washington remotely good? The leafs are going to get absolutely annihilated. Easily one of the snoozers.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12714752

>>75146732
But what if they don't ;)

>>75146727
Flim Flams vs Cucks will be the most violent

>>75146732
>How is Toronto-Washington remotely good? The leafs are going to get absolutely annihilated.

You just answered your own question.

>>75146741
You might be right I also undervalued Boston/Ottawa and Mtl/Rags I think after looking at it

I rated Nashville so high because they have a lot of scrappy guys

>>75146735
No touch icing and an icing during PKs are the only good ideas

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>>75146656
>second thread kept, all others deleted

OP IS A FUCKING JANITOR

How the fuck did the laffs lose to columbus and get Washington? All they had to do was get 1 point. Columbus probably didn't even give that much of a fuck

>>75146735
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12714752
why do you keep saying players instead of teams? Also i wouldnt select any of these

>>75146753
Combine them and then too much scoring will happen during powerplays, which will make players less aggressive to avoid penalties.

Is this really your wish?

>>75146747
>Leafs
>not winning the cup
Kek

>>75146770
If it means less holding and hooking, yes

>>75146765
Well historically playing ovechkin in the playoffs is like getting a bye

>>75146774
I can almost taste the delusion >>75146775

>>75146776
Only in the second round

http://www.strawpoll.me/12714779
>SUPER IMPORTANT POLL

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>>75146756
>earlyfag this bootyblasted

Lmao laine plays for the only Canadian team to not be in the playoffs heeheehoho

>>75146776
Usually not in the first round. However the Caps right now look like the pens did last year. A well oiled machine firing in all cylinders with little to no hiccups down the stretch.

>>75146789
The nucks are not in too

>>75146789
Laffs have as many wins as the Jets but played in an injured division and collected meme points like they collect jerseys off the ice

>>75146791
>Vancouver
>Canadian

Nice try, Chang!

>>75146789
>forgetting the last Canadian team to go to the stanley cup finals
Very upsetting

>>75146787
>for free

>>75146796
Best place in canada desu

>>75146797
Ottawa literally unironically scored on itself to lose in the finals

Literally the capitol lmao

>>75146790
If Washington downs the current champs in round 2, they're gonna win it all.

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>>75146785
>only 4 answers

>>75146806
>actually clicking the link

Never follow a stranger to a second location

>>75146799
Vancouver is the worst place in BC
Prince George and Terrace come close though

>>75146811
vancouver island masterrace here. i like the mainland though

The Islanders will be back. Mark my words

>>75146808
its safe, its strawpoo ya dink

>>75146814
Hopefully, for their sake, they don't sign anymore bottom six penalty killers

Will the >rags unironically come out of the Atlantic Division?

>>75146814
anders lee is very annoying does the guy ever celebrate a goal?

>>75146814
The Canucks will be back. Mark my words

>>75146820
Yes

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>>75146814
the wings will be powerhouse in 5 years. mark my words

>>75146827
We need to get good while mantha is still an RFA slave because he's for sure going to book it to MTL when he goes UFA

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>>75146827
>believing in ken holland

>>75146833
Dont say that bro :( he is the player i have the highest hopes for. He just needs to stop being lazy

>>75146785
has gone up to 5 votes now, very nice.

>>75146847
kek there is probably only 5 of us posting in this thread atm. East coasters are sleeping. im about to hit the sack

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>>75146693

>>75146845
Montreal is the only team he turns it all the way on for

Hopefully if we get good he'll get attached, that guy is very good and was bigger than almost every player that walked on the carpet tonight

Where will Jake Virtanen be in 5 years?

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His return will be a vengeful one

>>75146840
Pretty obvious yzerman is going to take over in a few years after tonight

>>75146686
>youngest player in the league
>highest ppg among rookies

Get ready to witness the new boss.

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>>75146858
either playing in the romanian league or working in a warehouse on annacis island

The cup gwg will be an Ovi shot from the point on a dubiously given pp. Check it.

>>75146857
Mantha, Larkin, AA, Jensen, Nosek plus a high draft pick this year. If they develop like they should then they should be golden.

>>75146858
i new this guy was a bust when i saw him in the world juniors

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>tfw team didn't make the postseason
>tfw at least now I can enjoy stress-free playoffs

>>75146881
are you implying rigging?

>>75146866
why the hell would yzerman ever leave a comfy situation in tranny bay for a flaming tire fire in detoilet? real answers please, not >muh legacy or >muh hero

>>75146891
>being a gm in a shit hockey market

>>75146888
I work nights now, thankfully by myself mostly so I can still watch the games, but I'm going to be dying while working

>>75146891
GMing a meme Sun Belt team < GMing an Original Six team you captained

So legacy and heroism, basically.

>>75146895
>>75146902
You'd have to be pants on head retarded to leave tampa for detroit.

>>75146895
>cup finalist with a good core locked up, good prospect pool, and a GOAT scouting staff
>or
>cellar dweller led by the rotting corpse of zetterberg, and young players eyeing the door

>>75146902
>muh original six
nigga please

>>75146890
Just visiting from the future. They'll kill me for saying it but at least 50% of shitposts are people from people posting from the future.

The asshurt when le shoot from the point man won the cup on a penalty called on Mcmeme was unreal. He was never the same after losing that cup. Good thing he had Drai to carry him every season since.

well good night hoc and happy playoffs !

>>75146700
u really want me wreck u again this year?

>>75146904
>you'd have to be pants on head retarded to leave detroit for toronto

>>75146917
>tfw only series i got wrong in round one was panthers vs islander. I fell for the fucking
>kitties are good meme

>>75146911
SOMEONE FUCKING SAY GOODNIGHT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WERE YOU RAISED WITH NO MANNERS YOU FUCKERS

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Never 4get
>>75146911
Sleep tight

>>75146940
Hope you die in your sleep, fuck Canada. Enjoy your very last (you)

>>75146955
RUDE
>>75146953
thanks bro

>>75146891
It's not really a flaming tire fire you faggot this is why Canada never wins the cup

Also tranny bay isn't that great and stamkos is due to have chronic leg problems for the rest of his career

>Laffs
Kek just end yourselves

hawks
blues
ducks
oilers

rangers
bruins
caps
pens

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dubs and you fap to t h i c csby

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>yfw caps choke again and Ovi requests a trade

>>75147074
>blues beating the mild
what is this meme

>>75147081
if caps lose to an incomplete team like the fucking laffs it's time for ovi to go to KHL

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>everyone is already writing Sharks off

>>75147083
>brucie getting out of the first round

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>>75147092

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>kongs

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>literally no hope on the horizon

Capitals-Blues Stan Lee Cup

Who says no?

>>75147136
These dubs

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>>75147144

>>75147144
:^)

>>75147144
god damnit

>>75147144
Noice

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Can Bloose finally make it?

Did someone make an OFFICIAL /hoc/ bracket challenge yet?

Also good morning from sunny Finland.

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>>75147192

>>75147144
just the blues miss, caps will be in. courtesy of these repeats

>>75147192
>Also good morning from sunny Finland.

I bet Finland isn't that sunny at all, and this is just one of those famous Finnish "memes" I keep hearing so much about.

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Who will be the next big Finnish bust that will bring us years of memes and joy?

>>75147267
That was joke. It is the most depressing spring weather you can think of. Icey as heck and snow starting to melt, and no sun in sight.

>>75147274
Still pulju to be desuqh. hopefully some goalie like ukkopekkaluukkonen next

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r8 my unrealistic hopes and dreams

>>75147301
1/5
rags will be swept by habs in 5

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>>75147301
>rags

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Future man here
please dont copy

>>75147335
do they not do reseeding between rounds anymore?

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>missed the Joe Louis closing ceremony because my stream got cut after the game
>just woke up and Fox Sports DEtroit uploaded the whole thing to their youtube channel
>tfw

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>>75147335
>trashville in 7

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>Austin Matthews deserves the cald-

>>75147518
Why does Laine miss so much time? Is he a glassman?

>>75147518
I give this bait 6.5/10

>>75147534
He got hit high by some jealous anglo

not his fault, a weaker player(not naming names) would have missed rest of the season as a result of that disgusting dirty hit

>>75147545
>cant take a hit

Is he just Paul kariya 2.0?

>>75147192
>https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/leagues/hoc

>>75147565
We have distressingly similar brackets.
>https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/brackets/35464

>>75147565
Shit bracket. Will be busted 1st round

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>>75147565

>>75147301
were you trying to get it wrong on purpose?

meem

>>75147605
best scenario

nashville pekkarinnes won't make it past the cocks tho

Getzlaf more like GETS LAUGHED hahahaha

Give me a (you) if you liked my post

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>yfw all canadian teams lose in the first round

>>75147686
cringe

watch amazing hockey
http://www.iihf.com/competition/603/live-stream/

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>>75147695

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>>75147686

>>75147707
what the fuck did you just say to me?

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Plz dont get hurt this year

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>30 goals
>70 (seventy) assists
>we are expected to be in awe of this rather than squint our eyes and say something is fishy

>>75147686
I liked your post big guy

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>>75147728

>>75147646
only wishful thinking, this is why I don't gamble

>>75147734
Kanad a shit

>>75147818
I'm gunna kick your ass

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Swedetroit

who /reddit/ here?

Oilers getting swept in 4 tremendously

>>75147972
You spelled "Flames" wrong

Is finland a 3rd world country? They all seem like savages

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>>75147972
>mfw the Oilers lose the first two then sweep the shorks in six just like last time.

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>>75147992
>mfw

>>75147686
Here, have a (You)

Tom Sesito better keep his head up in Toronto

Can any team compete with the sharks!?

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>>75148015
Well we know Andsersen cant anymore

>>75148019
Yes, the oilers will embarrass them in round 1

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Rangers then boston then leafs plz
Comfiest rivalry playoff matchup

>>75148024
Don't bully the great Dane

GOAT goal horn incoming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tTN5DEzlNg

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>>75148024

>Zero (0) Sunbelts in the East playoffs
>Three (3) Sunbelts in the west playoffs

The west is a mistake. Milennial hockey

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>>75148024
Holy shit. Leave the >laffs btfoing to the Caps, lad!

>>75147351
Not for about 4 years now. Utterly retarded imhofam

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>rags
>raggots
>lundshit
>padqvist

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>>75148051
>implying the >ruins can get past >us
>implying the >laffs take a game out of Washington, let alone 4

See you in round 2 if Kreider doesn't run Price again, my dear Frog.

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>>75148101
If they take out price again i will personally burn down msg

>>75146707
I guarantee this guy sucks nigger dick

>>75148118
>American
>frogfan

Why?

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>>75148129
45 min from montreal

>>75148118
Fun fact: This is a picture of an actual Montreal fan

>>75148129
how fucking new can you be? This dumb faggot blogs his whole life story 6 times a year

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>>75148139
Fun fact: this is a picture of your typical Swede

>time for ploffs
>caps "fans" out of nowhere
every time

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>sad fins edition

better post some finnish tits to lighten the mood, eh?

>>75148147
Not really, no

>>75148148
They never learn, do they? Hopefully getting upset by the >laffs kills them for good.

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>>75148154
Why are Finnish women so much prettier compared to the men?

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>>75148154

>>75146700
>https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/leagues/hoc
>the site doesn't work for me now

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results are in boys

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>>75148176
They're not. They are just us ugly (sorry finns, but we both know it's the truth)

>>75148181
there we go

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>>75148181
>>75148154
Finlands greatest allies!

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>>75148181
Bulking for hibernation

>>75148193
as* ugly

>>75148187
>site is up again
>it doen't let me log in
Fuck this

>>75148189
>Canada has the lowest PPG average in the top 5

Fug

>>75147686
i liked it

>>75148207
nobody wants you in

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>American wrists

>>75148207
I just made a new account, thought I had forgotten my password but i think its fucked if you are having problems too

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What's the line on Kreider vs Price's knee?

>>75148189
>Slovakia lower than Switzerland
Embarrassing

>>75148222
Kreider has been training some rookies in the art of running goalies. Bastards almost had Condon on saturday, so watch out.

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>>75148202

>>75148235
miring that strong caveman forehead

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>>75148222
He is wearing this under his pads, we are good. Also fuck Kriedr

>>75148154
she's russian tho

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>>75148245

what should I have for breakfast lads

>>75148181
>Those hairy arms
Disgusting

>>75148202
how did her forehead get even bigger lol

>>75148286
Ice coffee

>>75148286
blood pancakes and chocolate milk

thats what im eating right now

>>75148302
Why do you put blood in everything? I was watching Bizarre Foods the other day and I learned that you guys feed your children blood cakes at school.

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>>75148286
You know what you want

>>75148319
That shit sucks. Even mcdonalds is better

>>75148313
>not feeding your kids blood pudding in school
It's good, cheap and nutritious food. The taste is quite easy for kids to like too.

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>everyone is writing off the snes already even though we btfoed the ruins

>>75148313
Is healthy in moderation.
Also tradition mostly.

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>>75148302
>chocolate milk

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>snes

>>75148353
my man, its PLUS chocolate milk
per 100grams: 55kcal, 5 grams protons, 2ug D vitamin so i dont kill myself.
is good product and tasty

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>>75148343
This. Pic related blows the entire Timmies menu away.

>>75148348
They also said there was no way for >us to make the playoffs. My advice to you is to sit back, relax, and enjoy the upcoming asspain.

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>>75148343
Ive only had it once when i was drunk so my memory might be biased but i remeber it being the best fuckin breakfast sandwich ever made

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>snes

>>75148378
fuck I want one of these now

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>>75148378
tru, thx dude

>>75148385
what am I looking at here

>>75148398
overconsumption of snus

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best fast food breakfast sandwich reporting in

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>>75148398
Mouth full of snus

>>75148378
complete bullshit this isn't on the all day menu

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>>75148409
>greasy breakfast

>>75148416
It is here. Fuck your country.

>>75148418
sorry your vagina is offended by the best breakfast foods

enjoy your granola and yogurt faggot

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Step aside pesants

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>>75148440
>spicy chicken
>for breakfast

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>>75148432
i eat porridge

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Underrated fast food breakfast imo

>>75148445
Does this man not have a skull?

>>75148468
>>75148440
>>75148409
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>>75148378
Wtf are these
Puking so hard rn

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>>75148479
That's american eating habits for ya
it's not easy being free

>>75148478
his brain realized he's a nigger and its trying to escape from his body

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>>75148440
This is now a southern breakfast thread

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>>75148484

>Oilers beating the Sharks
LMFAO how delusional can you be!?

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>>75148509
fuck off worst coast this isn't your time

>>75148511
STOP I DONT WANNA PUKE AGAIN

>>75147187
No chance

>>75148509
McGaykid goes god mode and carries the team while Thornton and co go full shork mode.

Tell me you can't see this happening.

>>75148511
>tfw could've had shrimp n grits for dinner last night
order soft shelled crab instead

>>75148511
WTF is this and why do I want to put it in my mouth?

>>75148509
Please leave.

>>75148511
is that grits?

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>Not making a scrambled egg breakfast wrap every morning

>>75148528
too much work
i can barely muster the strength to put oats in a plate and put it in the microwave

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>>75148528
>Putting your scrambled eggs in a wrap
Stop.

>Eating anything but porridge, rye bread and coffee for breakfast

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>>75148516
>>75148523
>>75148526
All these people have never enjoyed the deliciousness that is grits. You guys are missing out

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is this actually kippers? confirm/deny

>>75148528

who the fuck has time to cook breakfast in the morning?

>>75148544
deny

kippers is a cute tight assed korean girl from vancouver
i love her bum

>>75148528
>not making peanut butter wraps ever morning

Never gonna make it.

>>75148536
It's delicious, nigger.
Especially with shrimp and salmon added.
mmmmmmm

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More southern breakfast

>>75148555
i hate arguing with trips
but how the fuck is that breakfast

>>75148554
Didnt know you were a millionaire
Do you have a personal chef to cook it for you aswell?

Aint no-one got the money to buy shrimp every day

>>75148555
No wonder southern americans are so fat. You fags can't go one meal without fried something.

>>75148555
I hate how all the places I've been to that have "chicken and waffles" on the menu just use chicken strips and not actual fried chicken.

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>>75148563
Fried chicken and waffles. Best breakfast ever

>>75148564
shrimp is cheap as hell here friendo

>>75148571
but tendies are literally fried chicken...

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Ill admit this 1 does look kinda gross

>>75148584
I want drumsticks

>>75148608
needs hot sauce

lmao just put a gallon of butter in it

t. southern chef

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rare stuff commin through

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hey, breakfast

>nigger foods
Disgusting

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>>75148619
Paula deens specialty

>>75148640
does rare mean shitty in canada?

Why are Southerners so cucked?

>"""Southern""" food
>is literally just nigger food

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>>75148645
yea dude, ever had a rare steak?

>>75148655
you think the niggers ate that shit in africa? or do you think the niggers just eat it because it's what the white people in the south have always ate? retard

>>75148661
are you implying that white people are the reason fried chicken proliferated your southern """"""culture""""""""""""?

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>>75148667
You got to try harder than that my friend.

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>>75148655
Go put some gravy on fries you fag

>>75148668
>""""""culture""""""""""""?
you post like a fucking nigger

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>>75148667
nigga you call that bait?

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

>>75148681
t. retarded Drumpf voter

>>75148681
had to use excessive quotes or else you may actually believe you faggots have some of it

>>75148679
That is downright disgusting

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>>75148658
See you in the finals, nigger

>>75148679
>dissing poutine
>when he eats fried chicken for breakfast

lmaoing at your life pretty hard right now senpai.

>>75148694
nigger

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>>75148697
>That is downright disgusting

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>>75148697
meanwhile in denland

>>75148655
they let niggers run wild in their states

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>americans will never taste this culinary masterpiece

>>75148714
Please

>>75148720
They eat that in Jylland (Jutland), it's disgusting

>>75148733
translate it weeb what the fuck is that
http://thefreakyangel.com/2015/10/25/

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>>75148733

is the bracket thing down

>>75148733
>'HÄNELLÄ OLI ELÄMA
delet

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rate me lads

>>75148754
this is a no niggers thread

pulju has grown on me, but only because hes white, not like sidney "pajeet" crosby or connor "sand nigger" mcdavid

>>75148761
Feel free to leave then.