Why Are Canacucks So Bad At Hockey?

Yet all those American teams are full of Canadians.

>>75145821
Said the stinky smelly beaner

Is it still an American team if it's mostly Canadians? Look at your pic OP, 19 out of 28 players on that team are Canadians.

>>75145821
Here to revive this thread

>Posts a pic of team with a Canadian coach and Canadian Norris-Calibre defender

LELMAO!!!!!!!!!

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>cantpucks

>>75145987
>>75146617
You skate around for our entertainment
Only an American can run a succesful team

>>75150432
The coaches and GMs are all Canadians too. Americans are too non-competitive, they can only eat hot dogs in the stands.

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>american team loses the cup
>disappointed but good sports, fans congratulate team on their effort when they return home
>canadian team loses in the finals
>smash shit, destroy their city, thereby giving MORE money to their yellow & brown land-owning overlords
o i am laffin

>>75145987
>>75146617
>>75150573

Auston Matthews straight out of Arizona! nadians are just mad

>>75150573
>torts
>Canadian
KEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEK

>>75150573
Hmm last years championship team had an american coach, one of the most american rosters in the league and their points leader in the playoffs is from Wisconsin