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>>75143209
1st for THANK YOU BASED JACKETS

good thread

>>75143241
you're gonna get fucked by ottawa

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>mfw we sweep the >rags

the jackets and wild are the most overrated teams in hockey and wont make the second round

>NHL BRACKET CHALLENGE
https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/leagues/hoc

>>75143275
>Jackets
>overrated
At least they didn't lose 9 in a row

>>75143275
everyone knows the mild are bad though and the jackets are a meme team

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the beer store will be busy this week get there early

>muh 50 wins

whats wrong with an overtime loss? oh right, it would trigger Torts autism and might mention it in practice later

looking forward to next meeting whether its this year or the next because its always nice to have another team to hate

>Kings trying to take out another Ducks Dman
Pls no, they're all injured as it is.

>>75143260
>snes
>no karlsshit
>minimal playoff experience, compared to >our loads of it
>guy boucher's trap which >we already beat in 2011

broons in 6 desu

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>>75143291
>not brewing your own in your moms basement, next to the black mold


shiggydiggy

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>capitals 1st seed playing the 8th seed team

ahh yes I remember this episode

BOYS THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS ARE SOON. THE BEST THING IN SPORTS. WHO IS FUCKING HYPE?

>>75143307
BASED

>laffs fans think the jackets want to lose 7 in a row before the biggest match up in the playoffs
KEK

>>75143307
The >laffs are seeded 4th in the Metro, not 8th

>>75143283
probably going to get swept

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>>75143314
>MFW

>>75143323
if you look at the conference it's still 1st vs 8th

>>75143305
I actually wanted to do that when I still lived with her but she wouldn't let me
Stupid bitch

>>75143307
Habs had Halak

Laffs have....a dane, the flakiest of flakes

>>75143301
Karlsson as well as Smith and Methot (game 2 at worst) will all be back in time for the beginning of the playoffs. Keep shaking in your boots, >ruinsfag

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>>75143307
>American President's Trophy winners vs Canadian eighth seeded team

Pls reply

>>75142864
>>75142864
>>75142864
>>75142864

So which round do the Caps choke in this year? I'll be generous and say the ECF.

>>75143354
WHO GIVES A FUCK?

>>75143350
yzermans last game too

>>75143314
About as hyped as I can be as a Failedabortionalanche fan

>>75143338
And if you look at the league it's 1 vs 14, not 1 vs 16

Even if the laffs somehow get past the caps they will still have to play Columbus or Pittsburgh ABSOLUTE POTTERY

>>75143301
>minimal playoff experience

lel our roster has A LOT of experience

Caps in 3

>>75143354
No. Either you are >rags or your shitty team blew the chance to keep the >laffs out of the playoffs

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>it's another obsess over toronto thread

>>75143291
I'm so glad I moved from Ontario and can buy beer at almost any store like an adult

>>75143400
these are becoming a daily occurence now

>>75143307
Habs were a defensive team with a meme goalie. Laffs are basically a shittier version of those Caps, all offense.

>>75143291
>letting the government have a monopoly on alcohol sales

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I would legit rather win prize 2. Who gives a fuck about the nhl awards.

oilers game is starting if you bitches want to watch some history in the making

>>75143408
Where are you bro? I'm strongly considering moving out to BC after I graduate

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I'm glad our rookies will receive useful experience while we rebuild our team.

>>75143423
Check the terms, sometimes there's a cash option instead of the given package.

But even then it's still a free vacation. You can probably spend most of that time doing whatever you want.

>>75143423
id go fuck some sluts in vegas for free tbqh

Nucks fan here but man, McDavid better get 100 tonight.

>>75143423
>not heckling whoever wins the norris trophy

>>75143429
I hope their experience includes concussion symptoms

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>Laffs will finish with the 3 of the top 4 rookies in points including Autism Matthews leading
End me

>>75143429
cringe

the flames will NEVER win a game in Anaheim

>>75143494
This is the best meme streak going right now.

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>>75143426
Quebec

>dirt cheap
>outdoor rinks everywhere
>french-canadian slags
>tfw

Can I get a finnish (You)?

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Wew, can't argue with mostly true facts lads.

this bachman goalie is fucking stingy against the oil, he better not pull any shenanigans tonight

>>75143516
You could say he ... degreases them.

>>75143504
Ahokay. My family is from Quebec so I go there often enough.

Hawks desu

columbine in 3

>>75143544
reddit desu

i need a gyro :DD

>>75143423
>doesn't have anybody to go with him to vegas

How are you going to play the game if you don't have any friends?

>mcdavid hast hit 100 yet
getting sweaty here

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Fascinating stuff

>>75143516
That nigger used to play for the Oil's AHL team.

>>75143603
now sort it by points

>>75143584
i would take my girlfriend, faggot. vegas is a degenerate shit hole

STOP GIVING THE KONGS REFPUCK THEY ARE ALREADY ELIMINATED

>>75143592
McDavid would be at 99 if Tanev didn't trip Draisaitl a couple games back or if the knew how to call empty net penalties

>>75143514
> number of European people that have died in the last 6 months from 'Asian immigrants': stammering and silence

>>75143633
this is exactly the shit they pulled on us when we last played them, fucking retarded

>>75143423
>these shit prizes

nhl is pathetic

>>75143603
If your team doesn't have at least two players in the top 25 for goals your team is shite.

>>75143626
>McTertiary

>>75143644
Puck in net obviously over line is a no goal

>>75143626
Why? That just shows how absurd le McSecondary bench assists are

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>tfw we have to deal with all the laff and oil bandwagoners

will torts strangle crosby at least once round one?

>>75143645
this. how fucking cheap can they be

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GO KONGS, 1ST IN THE PACIFIC IS WITHIN REACH

>>75143563
Mad we winning the cup desu

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>>75143633
sorry senpai, blame bettman. Oilers winning the division has a much better storyline to it

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>>75143653
did it look like this """"no goal"""

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

>>75143662
>being surprised that Jews are cheap

>>75143645
>>75143662
4th place is 10 cents off a gallon of gas at your local Cenex (*when you pay with cash*)
5th place is $6.99 supreme car wash

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>>75143664
W/e we'll take the broken husk of shorks anyway
>>75143670
What is this a kong fan that isnt a total prick?
>>75143677
Even worse desu but pretty much

>>75143632
>taking your gf to a degenerate shithole

Doing it wrong

>>75143680
If you're not gonna stop posting this, at least explain who Ted is and what he did to you.

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Laughing SO HARD at the Minnesota Wild

Vesey>Mathews>Puljulu>>>>>Laine

>>75143694
>he doesnt know ted
newfag

>>75143694
Ted cucked his dad
now at Akron he mad

>>75143659
Croslad will wrist a puck at tortellini's jaw as the pongs are leading 5-0 in the series clinching game 4.

>>75143703
Singles confirm.

>Lost 56
>Lost the most games in the entire NHL this year
What the fuck happened.
Being an Avs fan was fucking infuriating this year.

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>>75143692
I usually just stick to game threads and post puck sluts

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>>75143731
Forgot pic.

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>play with McDavid
>only get partial credit for how elite you are
>be a handsome, stoic, humble German so you don't give a fuck
How can one man be so based?

>>75143749
if hitler won every man would look like that

>>75143748
Was Roy that vital to the team?

refpuck

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>no puckslut gf

>>75143742
Well you are a tripfag so i still have to call you fag,fag but you are the best of kongs fans so far.

Damn, Gryba just fucking destroyed Hutton in that scrap.

>>75143766
>Tfw i have a puckslut wife
Feels good man

>>75143748
Technically you lost 60 games

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>>75143742
I wish >we would adopt the stadium jersey as the home jersey

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>>75143779
delete this

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Ben Hutton is suicidal

>nobody can finish mcdavids tap in setups
fuck
sakes

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>>75143796
both these jerseys were great.

just ban the orange safety cone pads that hiller wore

>>75143835
oilers have switched to orange now, go find another colour

>>75143844
Blue is better

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>>75143767

The more obnoxious >kongs fans gave up weeks ago, they are all watching the doyers now

>>75143849
i like the orange ones

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>>75143835
Should wear black pads desu. Would be goat

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>yfw wild smashes their way to the finals only to be blown out by ovechkin

will ovi take the victory like a gentleman or skate by the wild bench giving boudreau a 1 finger salute with one hand and holding the cup with the other?

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>bickells career ended with a shootout goal
feels wholesome lads

>>75143778
She thinks about qt hockey players while diddling herself

I'm here to laff at the laffs

thank you columbus for coming out of your slump for 1 game

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Rate my bracket

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>>75143862
I disagree bud

>>75143877
Nah I've tried to get her but she will only have MFF threesomes.

>>75143883
>mild
>oilers
>snes

going hard on the memes there

>>75143883
Shit, laffs aren't playing the Sens

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>>75143877
i think about qt hockey players while i am with my gf

ok this bachman guy needs to fucking die

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>>75143883
Laughing SO HARD at the Minnesota Wild

>McDavid tries to go between the legs on a breakaway
THE UNFETTERED, INTERGALACTIC MADMAN

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>>75143883
>Sens in conference finals

I like it desu

>kongs trade a player literally named King
>miss playoffs

what did they mean by this?

>>75143905
No wonder the brat doesn't score goals

DID MCMEME GET A POINT?

>oilers score
>everyone is sad because mcdavid doesn't get a point

SCAAAAR

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this is the best kings jersey desu

Thank you based Sbisa, and thank you Oilers for giving us a better draft pick.

>no mcmeme assist
Fuck that shit

>>75143943
Fuck the Canucks, seriously.

>>75143937
>mad
>at McGod

FUCKING FAGGOT EBERLE STEALING MCDAVIDS POINT

WHAT THE FFUCCCCCKKKKKKKK

>>75143940
NO

>>75143961
lmao

>>75143961
kek

>king not doing there part

>>75143677
You can see it isn't fully over the line, this isn't handegg.

>>75143209
>Georgia and SC not orange

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>>75143961
McGaykid BTFO

>>75143964
FUUUUUUCK

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>>75143883
>>75143891
Fuck, revised edition.

>>75143889
>mild
They have a legit chance of making it out of the west, not that it matters though. Only the metro matters.

>oilers
A little bit of my own team bias there, but Sharks look like shit and Ducks aren't much better. Likely the Ducks beat the Oilers though.

>snes
Changed it up. If no Laffs in first rnd, then they are done.

>>75143978
>rags

>>75143991
thats fucking 1000000% over the line, get your eyes checked

are you fucking asian bud? open up your eyes

>>75144005
youre gonna have to do it again in 30 mins

>>75144005
>They have a legit chance of making it out of the west, not that it matters though. Only the metro matters.

Nah, Dubnyk is shit now and they have completely fallen apart the past month or so. It's lucky if they don't get swept.

>>75143997
>>75143961

He needs to hit 50 to make his contract look better.

>sportsnet 1 showing the >ded things closing ceremony instead of a live game

fucking jews

>>75144005
you must be a fairly new oiler fan, not knowing dubnyk is actually pretty mediocre and isnt carrying anybody through that shit

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>>75144031
It'll never look good unless he unleashes some WJC tier clutch goals in the Playoffs

>rags beating Montreal

lmao montreal will sweep them famalam

>>75144026
Fair point. I really wouuld not mind.
>Battle of Alberta first rnd
That would be great.

>>75144028
They still have a strong team. I particularly like their balance of youth and vets in important positions. The Finnish thing is a problem though.

>>75144028
>>75144051
>dubnyk
>implying stalock won't carry them to the cup
wew

God I hate the fucking Kings. Not getting into the playoffs so they have to injure as many players as they can.

>>75143959
canucks litterally gave them a 5on 3 its not their fault dipshit oilers dont know how to feed one guy points

>>75144078
Who got hurt?

>>75144098
Eaves.

>>75144083
I'm mad because Bachman is doing his Hasek impression.

>>75144051
I always like Dubnyk when he was with the Oilers. He wasn't the problem when he was here, and his career could have been much better if he played on a better team earlier on.

I just don't see the Blues being a problem, and the Hawks are too top heavy. The Wild aren't great, but nobody in the West really is.

>>75144119
The Blues are a much better team than the Wild right now.

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2007 repeat

>>75144132
good thing they don't play til wednesday eh bud?

>>75144078

Hope the Ducks have some 4th liner slash Giordano on the hand hard enough to shatter every finger in his first shift in game 1. Fuck that faggot.

>>75144132
This.

The Mild have been struggling and the Blues have won most of their games in April and March.

>>75144104
How bad?

>>75144132
>right now

That can change in a heart beat in the NHL. Playoff hockey is far different than regular season, and many teams coast near the end because they are saving energy for the long haul. Blues seem like a try hard team trying to prove everyone they are good, especially the GM who traded away players.

>>75144144
He definitely deserves it, not intentional my ass. Then they don't even look at it for a suspension, and proceed to suspend Ritchie for a retaliation punch that happens at least 3 times a game.

>>75144153
Haven't said yet, but could be a neck injury. McNabb took him down as they battled and laid on top of him with his stick on the back of his neck.

>>75144167
I'd also add, that after getting by the Blues, they play the Preds or Hawks, who will have beaten each other up to a pulp. Hawks vs Preds will be a long, hard series.

Freeway Face-off thread where?

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>>75143742
Big noses. Not saying they're yids but it is a characteristic of them.

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Who do we want in the playoffs 1st round ?

>>75144167
Blues just cleaned up their defensive play and got back to the standard everyone expected of them. Mild were a half-season meme that fell back to expected levels. They are not that good.

>>75144011
Shut up, adan.

>>75144186
Easy, Flames. Bad blood at this point and they can't win in Anaheim.

>>75144186
Either ways it going to be >us and edmonton in round 2. So i say sharks because they dont try ti inure players on purpose.

>>75144186
Flames clearly

>>75144191
>half-season
are you trying to be dumb on purpose?

>>75144186

There are posters in this thread who weren't alive the last time Calgary won in Anaheim and they would have to win at least once on the road to eliminate the Ducks

>>75144180
Nobody bothered to make one

kings score! battle of alberta is still alive.

>>75144180
>kangz
>duckies
>fans

KFC

So sweet hearing Bob on a scoring play

Long time kings fan here.... can the kings make a deep playoff run like in years past or are >we one and done

Will the expansion draft be fun to watch

>>75144228
depends on who you get/trade in the off season

>>75144191
>the standard everyone expected of them

Which is? The Blues really aren't that good, and never really have been. They always tried to balance their lineup because they can't ice a real top line, and have relied on their defense to win them games. Well now they have one less top dman and have been playing hard down the stretch. I doubt they have much left in them to go far these playoffs.

>>75144225
He hasn't dropped dead already?

>>75144186
Flames seem easier but they might extract a pound of flesh before you move on

>>75144228
0/10 bait

>>75144235
Not really. There's only one team so they just have to read a list

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>>75144240
Nope

>>75144214
Only thing better would be for a 2nd rnd battle of berta. Would love to see those shit skin beaners get btfo in the 1rst rnd.

>>75144228
>not a life long fan

Doing it wrong

>ebershit scoring all the goals

ree

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EBS
B
S

>>75144257
I thought he had some terminal cancer good to see!

>>75144235
>watch
Is that the plan? To have a live draft? I thought it was going to be behind the scenes so nobody knows which players weren't protected except for the ones that were taken. That way teams don't risk hurting feelings of players who are sticking around. Fans get to find out afterwards. Plus, there will be a bunch of funky deals going down to make Vegas pick certain players.

>>75144261
>flames beating the quaks
doubt.jpg

>Kesler now injured
Did I mention fuck the Kings?

>>75143347
>being scared of an outdated gaming system

lel

EBERLE STOP STEALING MCDAVID'S POINTS YOU SASKATCHEWAN FUCKING SHIT.

>>75144228
Do you mean in the coming years? I'd say no. They are going to be a bottom feeder for the next decade or so. Expect to see Doughty traded in the next two seasons. Probably to Toronto for Marner+stuff.

>>75144280
Had a mild stroke but he's in his late 70's already

>>75144293
Eh, guess it was a puck that hit his hand, announcers said it was a slash.

>Wagner fucking up muzzin
>No call
Holy shit we didnt get screwed for a clean hit

Keep your head up Muzzin

>>75144276
You smell like bean burritos

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>>75144287
It will be televised. Probably have that bald Bettman Jr. announcing the rosters

>From the Anaheim Ducks, Vegas selects Sami Vatanen
>From the Arizona Coyotes, Vegas selects Luke Schenn
etc...

It sounds like LA is bullying Anaheim.

>>75144139
>snes
>jackoffs getting to the conference finals
and
>perds

at least you tried

>>75144317
I wouldn't say he fucked him up

It was a good clean hit but Jake got up no problem

>>75144335
it's just your average stinky smelly gang wars

good job showing up eberle, only took 82 fucking games

>>75144320
Thats your upper lip bro

>>75144341
>Kongs fans being sensible
Jesus its like you should be out of playoffs every year

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>>75143262
>it's a broons meme their way past the snes so they can get annilated by the habs episode

>>75144293
>1rst rnd matchup
>Roasted Duck vs Shark fins
Boring, but tasty.

So how bout that riley sheahan guy

pretty good
takes 82 games to score a goal and doesn't afraid of anything

>>75144335

The >kongs keep making dirty hits because if they can't have anything nice nobody else can, Muzzin was steamrolled by a clean hit late in the 2nd period though

>>75144328
>Sami Vatanen
Why would the Ducks give him up?

Is Malkin going to play in game 1 vs the bjs???

>>75144371
Bieksa is clogging up their protected list. It's either him or silfverberg and the ducks have more D depth

>>75144371
>because they cant protect everyone

>>75144371

Because our retarded GM gave Bieksa a NMC so we have to waste a protected slot on him. >We will likely lose either Vatanen or Manson to Las Vegas.

>>75144377
Do they really need him?

>>75144371
Not able to protect him

>having to use a protected spot on kevin bieksa
kek

KEK

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>>75144345
>tfw you were just waiting for the playoffs before you activated

>>75144387
So wait >we HAVE to protect him im the draft too? Thought that could be a way to get rid of him.

>>75144387
Are the buyouts before the expansion draft? They might be able to dump him there

>this video from Vin

Fuck.

.
>>75144377
Yes.

>>75144403

All players with NMCs have to be protected. Idk there might be an option for a player to waive their NMC and be exposed like how they can waive it for trades if they like the destination but I don't see why anyone would accept going from a playoff team to a brand new team.

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GET A FUCKING POINT ON THIS PP, MY MAN

>>75144392
It's just interesting like how hurt is the guy

>>75144414
Thays super gay

>>75144414
Nevada has no state income tax so it could be beneficial

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mcdavid isnt getting two points tonight is he

>>75144414
Well I don't know if he can or not, but he may waive it just knowing that he's not going to be picked anyway.

>>75144422

The players/NHLPA would be pissed if teams didn't have to protect NMCs. Makes more sense to force the teams to protect the NMCs because most players with NMCs are actually good so they would be protected anyways but for some stupid fucking reason >we gave a shitter like Bieksa an NMC.

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>>75143209
Q U A L I T Y Jackets OP

>>75144387
Wouldn't Manson make more sense?

>>75144383
>silfverberg
meh, his game depends on speed too much and those players tend to fall off quickly.

Is there no chance Bieksa agrees to waive his NMC? He must know he's basically retired after next season, if not after this season.

>>75144053
>tfw you will never tinker around this family's house and undo a gas line causing all 3 of them to die from carbon monoxide poisoning in their sleep saving the US taxpayer literally millions and ridding health care workers of the worst patient they have ever encountered

>>75143712
>>75143703
>using singles to confirm torts hate
God you guys are faggots torts is /our guy/

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>>75144402
>Jordan "Six Million Dollars" Eberle

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>>75144430
I unironically don't think so.

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God damn Vin has a way with words

>>75144414
Vegas wouldn't want Bieksa anyway. This matters more for a guy like Fleury who legitimately would be taken if only to trade again later.

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Reminder that this man will win the Conn Smythe

>>75144414
But for the bad contracts/players, why would they care? Vegas won't want them.

Fuck off Evan and David

>>75144445

As a Ducks fan, I would rather lose Vatanen than Manson. Partially because Manson has played really well this season while Vatanen has not been very good and partially because the Ducks have a few young guys who are similar enough to Vatanen to fill his role. Manson reminds me a lot of Beauchemin during his prime. I think Las Vegas takes Vatanen because there just won't be many PP QB defenders exposed.

>>75144471
Fuck off Caleb and Sammy

>>75144468
Dont you have to make the finals to win that?

>>75144468
lmao

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Seriously thought that was Eberle again

>>75144430
The stats intern will give him two points, maybe three when he hands it in (along with a punch of eraser shavings)

>>75144472
>I think Las Vegas takes Vatanen
For sure they would.

>Slepyshev
literally who?
give mcmeme sone fucking points

This should count, the Oilers don't touch the puck until well after Eberle leaves the ice

>eberlazy
goddamn you faggot

>can't broadcast every camera angle until after the call is made
Why is the NHL such a shit meme league?

>>75144499
A young player who fills a roster spot. Doesn't get many scoring chances. Doesn't do much of anything really.

>>75144499
i agree, where are all these bench assists he supposedly gets???

>Lower level less than half full
>Upper level packed
Why doesnt honda center lower their prices or let people move lower?

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>>75144499
Kys my man and nice Gretzkys

What is NMC?

>>75144529
Nigger Man Cock

imagine watching a league where a player whos considered on the bench can be offside at the same time

>>75144503
This. It doesn't make sense to call it offside in that situation.

And it's offside. Just another reason why the NHL owners/bettman shouldn't be allowed to dictate the league rules.

WTF?
Why doesn't Bettman want a battle of AB? It would be by far the most exciting match in the first round

>>75144529

No Movement Clause. Means you can't trade the player without his permission.

>>75144529
Numerous Mandarin Cats

how to fix offside:
once the puck crosses the red line, you can cross the blue line

>>75144546
He wants an Anaheim/SJ second round

>want to increase goal scoring
>implement a rule where a goal can be called back because a skate was a quarter inch off the ice 40 seconds prior to the goal being scored
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with the NHL?

>>75144529
No Movement Clause. Basically the same as NTC (no trade clause) but you can't be sent to the NHL.

>>75144529
No Malkin or Crosby

>>75144521
>30 goals
>68 assists
Nothing fishy there

>get pushed by kong
>get penalty against
GET OFF YOUR KNEES REF YOUR BLOWING THE GAME

>>75144546

The >kongs have been getting some massive refpuck tonight, they are trying for it. They just got a goalie interference power play because Perry was checked into Quick.

>>75144529
>>75144563
can't be sent to the AHL*

>>75144560
which would mean battle of AB in the first round

>>75144548
It also means he can't be sent down

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WE IN BUSINESS NOW

ONE MORE POINT
ONE MORE POINT
ONE MORE POINT

Cajewlad and Mcgaykid 99

>>75144537
>HIS FOOT WAS STILL ON THE ICE

Ya it's stupid.


CAJEWLA!!!!

1 MORE POINT FOR MCMEME

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I GOT 99 POINTS AND A BITCH AIN'T ONE

>>75144567
No one in history has McDavid's combo of skating/passing/stickhandling. He is the greatest puck transporter in history, only rivaled by Bobby Orr. It stands to reason that he'll have a massive amount of assists

>>75144599
CHECKED

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>>75144599
oh shitttttt

>>75144559
Put the benches on opposite sides of the rink, with penalty boxes beside each bench. That way the players always change in the neutral zone.

>not wanting him to finish on 99 points
It's like you don't understand symbolism

>>75144599
Checked

B U I L D S THE W A L L

WTF NO PENALTY SHOT

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>>75144599
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

>>75144569
He obviously pushed off. Come on we all know corey perry is a faggot.

Nice save by berns there tho

>>75144613
97 or 100+ are the only options

>>75144529
You're supposed to say life long kings fan here before you ask a question like that

You can remove ONLY ONE of the following:
>Coach challenge for offside
>Coach challenge for goaler interference

To make it interesting, let's pretend that the offside challenge only exists for rushes: none of this "rewind 15 seconds when they entered on the PP"

>>75144613
Gretzky was a Kurri babby

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>>75144599

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>>75144599
this is fucking mind bending shit bros

>>75144628
Challenge for offsides all day. If a linesman can't call you offside in real time you have gained no advantage

>>75144628
offside challenges completely need to go

KINGS SCORE

Oilers Win division incoming

>>75144628
All or nothing, imho. Fuck the fucking coach's challenge.

Also, GO KONGS. 3-2, YOU CAN DO THIS YOU FUCK HEADS.

>>75144628
Offside is the bigger buzzkill.

>>75144601
>puck transporter

>>75144599
lmao

If there Preds knock out the Blackhawks they WILL run the table.

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