/afl/ General

/fordgirl/

>those casuals who actually said it wasn't the tigers' year

/iggs/ /tiggs/ /crowbros/

Who here /dabloos/?

Reminder that we will win the /sp/erb owl
They will not be prepared for the gold supersub meme.

>>75144174
iggs here not even mad if it's GOTY tbqh

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HEAVE HO UNNA

Basedbane tbqh lads.

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who /dapper/ here?

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Who did he mean by this?

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Who /topoftheladder/ here?

>>75144777
would fuck humpty dumpty's mum tbqh

>>75144888
seriously, what the fuck happened?

also checked

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>>75144903
that's straffo on the right, hard to say where it all went wrong
maybe something to do with the scar over his left eyebrow

also his mum is the worst straf-fu, it goes caitlyn>tara>>>>>>>>>jennifer

>>75143777
elite ITC trips lad

is straffoposting going too far?

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>>75145634
nah
also is caitlyn a natural blonde or natural black hair? her hair looks too dark here

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seems there's a lot of kids pictures with "jordan" seen here on the left. is he straffo's brother or a cousin or something? can't find anything else on him

>>75145805
straffo's brother who he ate

we don't talk about it

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>Absolutelydisgusting.jpg

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>>75144872
me mate :^)
tfw poort fans sook

crows are fucked if betts goes on walkabout

>>75144796

robbo

>>75144136
Matches drawn 0-0 only for GAJ to come off the bench and score a hattrick.

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GIS DA BALL UNNA

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When will Heave Ho Unna make the /sp/ team?

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>>75146669
Hopefully soon. One Goat on the shirt UNNA

Afternoon /iggs/

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>>75146839
afternoon friendo

It's fucking cold lads

Sergio Muthafuckin Garcia, unbelievable

>>75147021
it had to happen eventually

bit like mickeltits

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>>75144136
It works

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>>75147037
We're Invitational 3 and /trans/ is invitational 4

Straffo's keeps goals like his New Years weight loss commitments.

I'm not sure we're going to be able to carry his weight.

Melbourne has deadset become like Detroit in a matter of 12 months

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>>75147091
Around blacks never relax.

>>75147091
You are what you chose to be

>>75145468

His brother looks like he tortured wildlife for a lark.

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>>75147091
Who'd have thought hey.

>>75147119
yeah and then acted all innocent about it

>it's a "reddit thinks a player is a bad person because they were snapped smoking a cigarette" episode

>>75147091

cheap houses for sale? awesome.

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>>75145468

Have a feeling this might be his brother, I guess Jarryd was not invited on the trip

>>75147169
so his brother is a queer?

Nature and science are so fascinating

>>75147169
>One of your sons is a fag
>The other is a monstrously obese SJW retard
Fuckin hell

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>not getting a Diploma in Multimedia

>>75147193
No way he is related to Straffo

>>75147193
>Work at a cinema
>Faggot brother still watches YIFY rips on a fucking tablet in the glaring sun in a spa.
How has he not Kilda himself yet or given Straffo the old Phil Walsh treatment?

>>75147203

not certain but there is a resemblance to >>75145468

and >>75147169 seems too much a coincidence

>>75147208
Do you think a knife can reach the arteries of a strapping young lad like Straffo?

>>75147216
Good point. You'd have to put some force behind it between his 3rd and 4th chin to do some damage.

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>>75147215
this guy has great potential but he only has 64 facebook friends (lel) and none of them are straffords
I don't know how hiding your friends works on facebook though, all of the strafford ladie have hidden friends list so that may be why it isn't appearing
and he is from melbourne

also doubt those two landscapes are the same

>>75147262

yeah I think your right, that's his brother, looks alot like the kid in the photo and the blue eyes. The other one might a cousin possibly

>>75147262
>>75147277
Plus this guy is actually called Jordan while the other is a James.

>>75147037
Based GAJ

>>75147288

and he's a sperglord anime fan who works in a call centre, the pieces are coming together

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fb [dot] c o m /jordan.strafford

those born into the strafford family are guaranteed to have a bad life

>>75147215
James Strafford's surname is Sutherland. That's in his URL and it was his username on facebook as recently as March 2013. Probably Strafford is his partner's surname and he's doing some sort of hetero emulation thing.

>>75147313

yeah forget him, it was like 5 minutes of detective work

>>75147317
Also nobody with the strafford name has liked *any* of his photos, unlike with caitlyn where you have jennifer and tara and so on

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>reality cuck pretending he tipped crows

>>75147193

no way this cunt works at the rivoli

>>75147462
why not?

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>>75147312
My god, just LOOK at that Rattus P Rattus looking cunt.

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>>75147412
>Tips GC by 12
>They BTFO out of Hawks
The cunt didn't even show up when he got a tip right (albiet very fucking wrong on the margin) that's how much >we have bullied him to death.

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>>75147216

femoral artery lad

Missed out on my QOTSA tickets today lads

>>75147312

just the males, tßh Jordy looks pretty normie, probably been laid, has evidence of friends, etc.

>>75147262

Literally nothing wrong with getting your friends list down to a minimum.

Bit creepy lads stalking Straffo like this tb h

>>75147828
you're just now coming to this realisation

whats the word on the building site about what gaj's personal issues are?

>>75147855
something about his old man

>>75147907
There are neckbeards up in the Gold Coast paying him out for his faith in God, and because of shit like this >>75147907 he's probably been questioning his own faith and where his beliefs come from and why he has chosen this path. He's a strong guy and he'll get through it, but this kind of shit isn't as easy to deal with as people think. Especially if it feels like God was never there in the first place.

Also just got unbanned for posting my twitter handle on Friday night. Less freedom of speech here than bigfooty these days.

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>still trying to force his "man of faith" shit for the nth time

>fake RC posting again
Not even worthy of a (You)

>>75147412
it was a test

>>75147931
>>75148153
stop shitposting fake RC

>"Port Adelaide is investigating allegations that one of its supporters racially vilified Adelaide small forward Eddie Betts during last Saturday night's Showdown at Adelaide Oval."

Poort fans are disgusting sub-human savages, you'll fit in perfectly in China.

do think eddie would get racially abused less if he didn't look like a monkey? or are people just inherently racist?

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>>75148665
>are people just inherently racist
Port fans aren't people.

iggz

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You got a problem white boi??

>>75149049
She got UNNAED

>>75149049
his kids are going to be shit at footy

>essenchoke
Choking is mental.
We lost that game by having shit play in the wet.

>>75149797
carlton are a very well coached side, they adjust for conditions appropriately and always have a good structure

assuming they can get their list management right over the next few years they should become a good team

American here thinking about following AFL, what team should I support? I support Washington DC teams so looking for a team that's always in contention but usually comes up short

>>75149890
maybe west coast

haven't won shit since the early 90s but are usually pretty good, likely the same thing will happen to them this year

based RC

>>75149982
2006 not countes in your mind, lad?

Our /sp/erb owl group will contain /bundes/, /trans/ and /ncaa/
See you on early Monday/Tuesday at around 3am for when it starts

>>75158887
is there anyway i can contribute with shitposting?

>>75149890
Richmond is your team.

>>75158977
>>75158887
Well for WA time it starts 1 am Saturday evening and day two starts 1 am Sunday evening.

Add extra hours for you eastern staters.

Group A has
/f1/ - Managed by the gypsy who manages /sp/
/trb/ - Managed by a former /sp/ manager
/cyc/ - Managed by a former /sp/ manager
/nfl/ - Managed by the /vp/ manager who beat /sp/ in the Third Place playoff in the Winter cup

Group B has
us
/trans/ - managed by the other current /sp/ manager
/bundes/ - managed by the former /vp/ manager who killed /sp/ in the 2016 summer cup.
/NCAA/ - ,managed by >/co/

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>>75158887
>>75159298

ITC Broship

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So Poody Ryder commits a dog act of the ball and is now complaining that he was """vilified"""? Get fucked.

Also why is it every time somebody gets caught being a low-tier ape namer that they are invariably obese bush-pigs?

>>75158887
>>75159298
Also should GAJ have his own goal horn?

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>>75160132
>is now complaining that he was """vilified"""
This is the coon's get out of media jail free card. Other players use the "mental health" card.

KEK I fucking said Poort fans were sub-humans.
>That Holden shirt
Stereotypes are real

>>75147099
African people are actually pretty sick but. They're normally pretty bro-tier and the chicks are hot.
It's the meth that really fucks people up. Dandenong is a fucking tip.

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>>75160132
'not her fault she doesn't like them players'

>>75161618
i missed this woosh reaction tbphwy DECL

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>>75161841
plenty more where that came from m8e

>>75161945
fucking nostalgia lad wew

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>>75161965

>>75161993
>woodens poon

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>>75162084

>>75159298
Damn, was hoping we'd face off against /f1/, since /afl/ and /f1/ are the only reason I come to this wretched shit hole.

>>75162166
Finals my man

>>75162175
eh, even then a lot of luck would be involved in that happening.

>>75159120
>richmond
>ever being in contention

>>75161427

Most Africans I know are hard working family men. Mainly due to a lax approach to birth control from a young age. But they're quite loyal to their families, usually unnervingly friendly Christians.

lads what's the centerlink jews stance on personal savings if i wanna claim gibmebux while studying fulltime?

>>75162290
But about as much in contention as the Skins have been for the last 20 odd years. The guy is delusional, Richmond will suit him just fine.

>inb4 muh rg3 years

>>75148493
Stay classy, Poort.

>>75162299
I've found the same. African Christians are usually pretty cool people.

>@75162393
if you could stop posting as me that would be just swell, thanks, champ

>>75162368

your allowed to have 3 grand or something or they make you wait longer before the payments start

i love vegemite but hate footegg
fite me

>>75162403
lol Leejun wants to pretend to be Mr Big Strong Reality Check. How cute.

Friendly reminder that an anagram of Reality Check is Rectal Hickey

>>75149049
She was re-telling the story of how they met and she seemed genuinely concerned for her well-being. Even to this day I think she is too afraid to say no to him otherwise she gets the you know what you know where.

>>75162393
>>75162403
The REAL Reality Check needs to get a 4chan pass and have that clover thingo next to their name

>Abo woman insults Abo man
>Shaun Burgoyne calls for whites to be lynched

Years of memetics has finally paid off, literal Hawkroach players are losing it

>>75162393
stop shitposting fake RC

>>75162416
put your trip on so I can tell you to stop shitposting fake RC

didn't feel anything for apem goods in 2015 but the eddie betts stuff genuinely irritates me tbqhwy

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It's tragic that in 2017 people still think that certain people resemble certain animals. It's racist and completely untrue in all cases.

Anyone else remember the appalling racism directed at Nick Riewoldt?

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>>75147712
Jordie looks tragic, anyone can have mong friends (though that's better than straffo)

and tara won't get very far with a head like this

>>75144872
>>75146246
best feel

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what is it about the afl that attract these fat cunts who promote their safe/boring opinions as especially remarkable?

do you guys ever think sometimes there's more to life than AFL?

>>75162770
it's not just looks but personality
>http://animalinyou.com/
saw this on dr.phil
The Rock is a bull
DMX is a wolf
House is a Lion

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>>75162770
If the banana fits lad.

>>75160132
>white """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""master"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" race

>>75163065
you can't question a fact ya dumb mut

its like

>2+2='''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''4'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

is this the GOAT afl song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNUuLhnpnaE

>>75163073
>Gold, red and blue
Sounds like a shit tier aesthetic, almost as bad as Hawks power rangers strip

>>75163073
thats actually pretty good tbqh

TASMANIAN DEVIL-HAWKS WHEEENN?!

>>75157842
do lance armstrong's tour de france titles count?

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>>75163081
these were the propsed jumpers

>>75163565
tfw it never happened
tfw we got hawthornwinslol instead

atleast that's over now i guess

Who the fuck is this Straffo cunt?

>>75163624
If that merger would have gone through it would have been a very strong team providing they kept players like Crawford, Dunstall. Farmer, Febey, Yza and Chick. Would definitely have made top 8 with those players and thrown a spanner in the works of the Crows back to back flags.

Let's be grateful this didn't happen, because Garry Lyon might have a premiership medal if it did.

Incidentally in the 'merger match' where Hawthorn won by a point, Alastair Clarkson collected the most disposals for Melbourne that night, and could have finished his playing career with the Hawks had the deal gone through.

igguhs