Brock Lesnar vs a Gorilla

Bork takes that white nigger to suplex city, bitch.

>>75142577

if brock has no weapons then I go with the gorilla

>>75142577
Is the fight rigged?

Need at least 10 Bork Lazers to take a gorilla

Depends, are there 10 gorillas vs. 100 Brocks?

Is Bork motivated enough? Is the gorilla pissed off enough? Both are important factors.

Only one Lesnar? The gorilla, easily.

>>75142577
The argentinian one

The gorilla

Always favor the Brazilian over an American

>>75142577
has bork topped off his roid cycle and dodged USADA?

An horse would BTFO both of them

Trick question, they're both the same thing.

>>75142577
3 borks can probably do it. but how about 10 borks with weapons vs 3 gorillas in armor???

>>75143452
Can the surviving Borks use the dead Borks' weapons? Dual wielding Borks could be deadly.

>>75142577
but what if lesnar cuts himself in the head and the referee has to stop the fight?

SUPLEX CITY
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>>75142746

only the WWE wuold show it, so yes

Why isn't there a people vs animals league? We all know everyone would watch it.

>>75143048

tehehehe

who would win?

/asp/

>>75142577

>be gorilla
>take down Brock
>ankle lock Brock
>Brock taps out

35 seconds in and this will happen

>>75143919
Michael Vick tried to start one a while back

Only one man could over come those odds...

>>75142577
brock has the strength advantage but gorilla has more intelligence

>>75144511
kek

>>75144511
truly he was ahead of his time

>>75143919
>tfw I worked in Africa
>seen a midget fight a chimp in Nigeria
>wasn't allowed to take pics unfortunately

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>>75146307
>seen a midget fight a chimp in Nigeria

I see that all the time

>>75146307
how fucked up did the midget get

>>75146336
Kek

>>75146339
Dude had gains, but pretty bad. Got a few punches in and I think he broke the chimp's left arm. The chimp chimped out and beat the shit out of him and bit him on the shoulder. I mean, you could hear it gnawing on bone and shit. It was pretty interesting, worth the 100$ I paid to get in. Would not go again tho.

>>75146378
I should have mentioned people were making bets. over how long the midget lasts. He lasted about 5 minutes. That chimp was absolutely frothing tho.

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>>75146383
>>75146378
>>75146307
Did the midget die or just get beat up? If he died that's pretty fucked up.

>>75146425
They had handlers for the chimp. The midget asked for it to be over and they put the chimp in some sort of restraints. Oddly enough, it got really calm when one dude started talking to him, probably his tamer or some shit. The midget was pretty hurt but I heard he got paid pretty well for the performance.

>>75146451
kek that is wild

>>75143834
>cormier vs rumble II

>>75146451
This totally sounds like a story a gipsy would tell

>>75146507
Yep. Must have been 300 people in that tent, blacks were about half. There was some chink close to me that must have had some money on the midget because every time nigger wee man got a punch it he would holler like it was Ali vs Foreman or something. They made it a full event too, they had like 2 old dudes fighting at first, then they had a fat chick and a muscular shorter guy wrestle(that was not as funny as you'd think) and then just 2 dudes brawling, then the midget/chimp fight. IIIRC correctly I paid 40,000 Naira for the whole event, whatever that's worth in dollarydoos.

>>75146529
Hey man, shit like this was not uncommon up to the turn of the 20th century around Romania,

10 Brocks wins, easy.

>>75146535
who won out of the fat chick and the short guy?

>>75142577
Gorilla accidentally rips Brock's arms off

>>75146378
>The chimp chimped out and beat the shit out of him and bit him on the shoulder.

I kek'd pretty hard here god damn.

>>75146307

how many times did you touch the midget's head for good luck?

>>75145816
The Big Dog...

>>75148367
ONE VS ALL
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Gorillas can't take you to Suplex City though

>>>/asp/

MOOOOOODS

>>75142577
They're more likely to mate than fight.