OFFICIAL METS VS MARLINS GAMETHREAD

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Pretty sure it's at 8pm, but i'll chill with y'all

Nice game thread you got here fellas

ok it's starting soon

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>E!SjwPN

No thanks

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casual Twins fan reporting

Is my girl Mendoza in the booth? Let's do this thing

>texeira
that's a pleasant surprise

Marlins are a better franchise than the Mets. Not even joking.

>>75142311
They bought their world series and have only been in the playoffs twice.

Also less NL Pennants.

>>75142353
>they bought their world series

looooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllll

I wonder how many cubs references we'll see. haven't seen an mlb espn game yet

sup fuckers. heavy hetal mets guy here again. and look i'm a tripfag now. or something. let's go mets!

>No talking vagina

This might be okay

that slider is deadly

Hey nothing else is on, guess i'll check out this Mets game! Wonder what kind of posts i'll find.

>invalidating better franchises
>casual sexism
>nip scribbles

Close Tab

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>obligatory no GKR post

>>75142477
NIPS USE GYROBALLS

ANIME TAUGHT ME THIS.

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>pls no sweep

who /dadecounty/ here?

>>75142283
It looks like they're using their main crew for tomorrow's Cubs home opener.

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>>75142512
we had the gyroballer guy at some point. matsuzaka? i don't think he ever threw it though

>marlels

Shifts BTFO

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hahahahahaha

based assdribble

Lion King song is annoying af

>>75142527
please sweep.

I am going to the NYY/BOS labor day series.
Day off that Monday when the MenEts play philli.

Hopefully by then the menets will be so far out of it they will bring up their freakshow Teabow to sell a few tickets.

Cant wait.

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>Reyes batting .050

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la offencia

kekekekekekekek

holy shit. an extra base and mets not swinging for the fences, a sucessful rundown getting a run? what timeline is this?

this is awesome.

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>marLELs

holy fuck i'm dying

Hahahahaha

We've seen that before

>realmuto

wew lad

>>75142711
The one where >we play the Marlins

>>75142714
Have 2 more recent WS wins than the Mests. Meanwhile my team has 27.

Who /YankeesMets/ fan here? I root for whichever one wins.

>stringing together base hits
is this really the mets?

So this is what offense is like.

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>>75142779
>>75142780

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it's time

>>75142762
Me, but also /CubsIndians/ at the end of the season.

>>75142762
I'm a Yankees fan but I root for both. The 2000 World Series was ideal for me.

What in God's name is Don Mattingly doing?

>walked in a run

topkek

>marlels

Enjoy the basement fish

What the hell is going on

inb4 Noah grand salami

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sad!

>>75142762
I wouldn't go that far but I'd love for the WS to always be a subway series. I do still laugh at the Jankees misfortune when it happens.

Jon Stewart is a Mets fan
Everyone opposed to international Jewry is rooting for Miami

Could my Barves put up a better fight than the Marlels?

how does Volquez pitch like that? it makes me hurt looking at him deliver his throws

>tfw stream is slow and I have to deal with spoilers on /sp/ and the stream chat

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I'll buy Noah in Diamond Dynasty if he hits a grand slam.

>>75142859
Jewy Seinjew is also a mets fan.

So is kevin smith, IDK if he is a jew but he makes movies that are shit

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what is brehs is on for today?

lemon pepper wangs for me

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time for dongs

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>mike stanton

lmao

Is Syndergaard the greatest pitcher in the history of baseball?

>53 degrees
>that nigger's wearing a neck warmer

My boy Noah going in dry on the Marlels right now

>>75143022
Absolutely.

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pepper that angus miami

>>75143022
Dubs say so.

>>75143034
>its a Mets no hitter episode

>reyes

Why should I watch your sport?

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Jesus Christ Jose get it together.

>>75143118
Fuck off europoor

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>Tebow homered again

>>75143118
It's a good sport, Bront.

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>>75143137
he'll be playing 3B soon

these announcers are cringe as fuck. sounding like they're trying to be "exciting" and "fun" to make the game more interesting when you don't need to. and balding ponytail guy makes me want to shoot myself

How is literally every local mlb team's broadcasting crew better than espn's prime time mlb crew? These guys suck.

>>75143153
He's an OF

>>75143157
I can't stand other announcers, I want my GKR back.

>>75143137
I can't wait for every other teams' fans to explode when he legitimately makes it to the majors.

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>>75143177
yea i know

>cespedes

Why are these announcers talking about no hitters in the 3rd inning, they jinxed it if there ever was any chance.

>>75142859
>>75142878
I think NY Jews tend to be Mets fans for the most part. Although I might just think that because...

(((me and my family are all Mets fans)))

Why do we always wind up talking about Jews

>>75143310
>all Jews are Mets fans
>(((Jews))) control everything
>Mets never win it all

/pol/ BTFO

>>75143310
Tons of Westchester Jewish Yankees fans

Is Syndergaard the worst picture in the history of baseball?

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>DUDE HE HAS NO HIT STUFF
>DUDE HIS WIN PROBABILITY IS 100%

Fuck ESPN

holy shit we threw out a runner

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>mest

>>75143336
>tfw you accidentally drive through Monsey

5 combined runs is "good offense" in the free outs league. lmao.

>>75143364
another one

ayy lmao

wow, actually picking off baserunners 2x.

>>75143194
Perez is pretty good.

He is color on the Marlins radio for ~40/50 home games

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i don't think we got two guys out in any game last year lmao

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>mest
>'thor'

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>>75143499
>his 'ace' has an ERA of over 11

Yankees are the REAL New Yorkers' team.

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>>75143499
>they make fun of us now, but in time we will have machado and harper

>>75143551
I listened to that during yesterdays game on FAN

Machado got a bit excited thinking about being in the same lineup as Sanchez and Harper.

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great bounceback inning

>>75143362
Yeah that was enough to make me never take anything that Dallas Braden faggot says seriously. Not that he had to even say anything stupid, that fucking clown mop is enough.

jesus why the fuck are they talking about fernandez

>>75140073
World Series rematch?

>>75143676
because he's a crackhead that killed two people

>>75143676
>>75143684

Because it was sad you bastard. Sure he was drunk and on coke, but so's 80 percent of the city.

>>75143690
why during this game though, this is depressing as fuck

>>75143690
no sympathy from me. fuck that motherfucker

Is this the first Jose mention tonight?

>>75143676
Guy was a junkie murder hopefully he's used a cautionary tale

>Dee Gordon wrote "FUCK" next to the New Era logo

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>asshole gets all types of fucked up while driving a boat and kills two other people
>doesn't change how people should view him

>>75143698
Because it's the most notable thing that's happened to the Marlins in the past couple of years.

>>75143713
fair enough

>thor is the best hitter on the team

Syndergotani
>>75143709
On his hat, that is

>>75143708
Do you know what a junkie is? Let me assure you Jose Fernandez was not a junkie.

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>Oscar Tavares
>Yordano Ventura
>Jose Fernandez

Why dont Spics and TacoMonkeys know how to use motorized vehicles?

>>75143706
i hope you get in a car crash you dickbag

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER REYES

what is he now, like 1/17!?!?

>>75143684
>Drunk and on drugs
>Decides to take his buddies for a joyride on a boat at 3am
>Kills himself and two people
>ESPN makes him a martyr

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>reyes

It's too bad that people are actually defending a coked out illegal immigrant that killed people, very sad

>>75143727
you are literally defending a guy for doing drugs/drinking and speeding on a boat and killing himself and his friends.

what the fuck is wrong with you?

Just start Flores at 3rd ffs

>>75143735
1/21 I think.

why is this booth so godawful

I fucking hate ESPN so much god dammit. I'm considering just watching the game on mute

I hope Noel Snidergaard blows out his arm and has to get Timmy Jim surgery.

People aren't perfect and they often make mistakes. Some are worse than others. Most never get brought to the attention of of the world. What Fernandez did does not take away from the fact that he was a hell of a baseball player. I am a fan of baseball and great baseball players.

Mr. Met is cheating with Syndergaard's mom? Mrs. Met is in bed with Thor? Jesus Christ what a dysfunctional team.

>>75143807
Killing yourself and two other people is one hell of a mistake.

>>75143744
>>75143751
Grow a heart you fucking dickbag. No one deserves to have their life end at 24 because of one drug-fueled adventure. He had people that loved him and we've all made mistakes that should have cost us our lives and possibly others.

>>75143816
last time the mest won a world series half the team was on coke

If Mr. Met had balls he'd strangle the ESPN crew to death.

>>75143823
shut the fuck up

This is one of three strangest broadcasts of baseball I've ever watched

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>>75143828
this tbqh
Orbit would never stand for that

I applaud the Mets for adopting cuck culture. Finally a team my wife, her partner and I can get behind.

>>75143820
It is. I won't argue against that. People, especially young people, do dangerous shit all the time. Most of the time they survive it. Sometimes they don't.

>>75143838
The only way it could get weirder is if Jon Gruden showed up and started making smoothies.

>73 pitches
>top of the 5th

Thor really needs to cut that out

>>75143828
That would be pretty amazing actually.

>>75143856
not his fault that the team can't field. cespedes and walker prolonged last inning by fucking up

>build team around pitching
>don't put good defenders behind them
I don't understand

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>>75143842

But Julia Morales is a milf.

Orbit would rather make love not war.

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8 Ks

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>>75143856
>Being surprised that a dude in love with his own fastball is a mental midget who thinks big numbers on the radar gun are more important than being efficient

but dude dat 101 fastball doe

>>75143908
Big deal. I have a 35 K game.

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>>75143903
She's overrated imo, but I'm a human, not a mascot, so what do I know

>>75143962
Besides Orbit is gay. We all know this.

FUNK BLAST!!!!!

>>75143985
Your dads name is Orbit? Neat.

Donger!

Bruce is actually doing things.

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>>75143842
Based orbit

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>talk about offense being reliant on the long ball
>bruce hits a dinger

lol

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORUUUUUUUUUUCEEEEEE

>>75144012
Marlins still gonna win, kid. Get on my level of LEADING the NL EAST.

>letting BBruce homer

>>75144022
>Implying it isn't gonna be a four way tie after this game

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>>75143985
Your name is orbit? Neat.

>>75144036

>April standings
>relevant
ha ha nerd

stanton 0 for 11 against thor lmao

CONFORTO!!!!!

CONFORGOAT

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apologize

Marlins are a great team and are being blown out by a shitter. Marlins come to the Arcade League and you will win 100 games a season.

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WE /COMFY/ NOW

>the apple rises brothers

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noah for one more inning, and then blevins/salas/reed

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>>75144150

>>75144195
Has anyone ever ridden the apple as it goes up? That would be fun.

>has a Rick Grimes glove
>not a Coral glove

Syndergaard pls

Does Mrs. Met have a girl inside?

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thor loves national TV

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>>75144254

Yes

>>75144216
Your mom did. But the apple was actually my cock.

Is the new Shea Stadium actually nice? Is it nice than Yankee Stadium?

>tfw Reyes sucks

>>75144302
Personally I prefer Citi Field to the new Yankee Stadium, but the old Yankee Stadium to Shea.

>>75144302
citi field is very nice. i preferred shea, but that's just nostalgia talking

>reyes

I think Terry needs to go with TJ now or Flores now and let Reyes sit out a bit

If I told you Tim Tebow would have more hits than Jose Reyes a week into the majors, would you believe me?

>>75144325
Tim Tebow doesn't play in the majors

>>75144342
Neither again will Jose Reyes.

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>you now remember Pedro Feliciano

saladman next? don't wanna see robles

>>75144390
You'll see Robles and you'll LIKE it.

>sugoi

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that's not what すごい means

>>75144425
hell no i won't. he's trash.

>>75144427
"sugoyyeh"

announcer wa baka gaijin desu.

ESPN gets worse every broadcast, good gracious

>>75144470
>not watching espn muted with local broadcasters

Amateur hour , I also put piece of tape so I don't have to see that cancer scroll as well, fuck espn

>>75144470
This is the B-team cuck

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holy shit is that neve campbell?

I keep forgetting that David Wright hasn't retired yet

>dat plane overhead
how you know you're watching mets baseball

>>75144582
>he wasted his entire career on bad Mets teams and will now retire without a ring

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s o o n

>>75144594
mets were amazing 06-08, still dont know how the fuck they failed those years. but wright definitely didn't wate his time, he's been a met for 13 years, he's done amazing shit. he's instant hall of fame level, can't say thats a wasted career just cause no ring (yet).

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hot diggity

gg marlins, thor 2 good

Golden sombrero for Giancarlo Stanton.

gg guise. see yous all tomorrow @ 7:10 vs phi.