Pour your self a cold one and prepare for milk meme magic
We coming for ottawa now
Who /TakingWorkOffForPlayoffs/ here
POWER UP
I believe in you >laffsbros. Take this game to OT and call it a day.
Inb4 Torts pulls the goalie in a tie game and it works
>>75138570
battle of ontario please
>memethews face when he gets a debilitating groin injury tonight
>>75138719
He has a powerful mexican groin it wont break
Wow.
Hometown Hockey.
I'm having trouble containing my excitement.
I forgot to say this in the last thread but CONNER BROWN A ELITE.
>>75138766
>tfw I started that meme
>tfw its true now
Leafs really, really need a point tonight.
Missed the Gamethread yesterday boys, I was at the game. Was the thread comfy?
Why isn't Martina a Disney star yet? Does she sing too well?
>>75138821
I don't even like the laffs but I want them to win so Boston can upset Washington
>>75138842
It was a rollercoaster ride of emotions
went over 500 posts
Lots of antilaffs in the thread were btfo by the end
>boobcock's face when he gets a debilitating groin injury tonight
>>75138848
She would attract too many /tv/ paedo's. She should stay here and still be /ourgal/
lol Romanuk can't even pronounce celebratory. Get this clown off the air.
Whats to drink, lads? For me its Collective Arts Rhyme & Reason.
>>75138921
fug I forgot my art piece
Nylander will score on the PP
Jesus Nylanders shot
RIP in peace boiler's tooth
>>75138948
tap water desu
>badri
who /masters/ here too? pretty intense finish coming up.
>>75139310
fag
>>75139396
rude
What's George Snuffleupagus up to these days?
>>75139431
jew murderer
>>75138948
>>75139503
please project your 4D memeing into a 2D plane
kek laffs just being handed powerplays like its some kind of powerplay halloween
>>75139742
>powerplay halloween
was this the best you could do?
>>75139760
He's using his fables.
who /constantlynervousduringleafsgamesnow/?
What a sad powerplay
battle of the backups
Zeitsev was making the face you make when you really hurting but theirs a girl around and you cant show it
this music is so cringy LMAO
Patrik Laine playoff highlight video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8D-dJrS1t4
>6pm start
Missed the whole first period. What the shit.
>>75140181
So much cool shit happened, man.
SO much.
>>75140181
Lol you stupid moose fucker.
>>75139803
Ive always been. I get furious too. Is that normal for other pople?
>Ron singing
JVR
LETS GO
>matthews is like an onion
also JVR scar
JVRRRR
AMERICA COMES UP BIG AGAIN
RIMJOBS PAR TOUTES
>people wanted to trade this man
JVR JVR JVR JVR JVR JVR JVR JVR JVR JVR JVR JVR JVR JVR JVR JVR JVR JVR JVR JVR
>>75140249
Im super nervous in these important games I find the games hard to watch
I need a fucking beer
I'm late
Let's get that one point though!
Easy 2nd round
This sport is so stupid baka
My dad looks like Torts im VERY used to seeing those looks of disappointment
>>75140697
Yeah, hockey is pretty gay. Not that I'd know anything about being gay.
>that challenge
what is he asking challenging
>>75140754
Whether it was offside or not, dummy.
>>75140705
kek, hang on!
are you sure? maybe you 're being too austere with your self-assesment
>>75140705
>>75140767
didnt look even slightly marginal to me
>zeitsev ded
no pls
>>75140876
Ask a stupid question, get called a dummy.
>>75140876
Actually it was really close. Without the blue line camera, you couldn't tell if his skate was on the line.
VAN REIMSGOD
JVR AGAIN
THIS GUY
HAHAHAAHA
OOOOOOOh damn - every single person in columbus needs to suck my white dick right now
JVR
THANK YOU BURGERLAND
AMERICA x2
JVR is on FIRE
2ND
2VR
MARNER
AND VAN RIMSDICK
WHO CAN STOP THIS MAN?
jvrs goal yesterday was nice too
>>75141014
Satan
Are you guys eating your Reesesâ„¢?
Here comes the hatrick
>>75138850
that's what i'm talking about
let's fuckin go boys fuckin get er fuckin done eh boys??
I want a Big Mac now
everybody clap your hands
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Reimsgod with a Hattrick tonight
Get it done
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>>75141017
Been looking for a webm of it. Easily a goal of the year candidate.
FUCKING REFPUCK AS FUCKING SHIT
>>75141017
that goal was excellent
>>75141312
He has been on an all milk diet since coming to toronto. He is not same man as he was when he left colombus. He is something, more.
>>75141213
I thought so too and I saw your post in the archive and I was glad someone was thinking the same thing as me
BIGGIE MAC
ohhhh, now I remember
the Sabres's backup is called LEHNers
like mcELHINey
>>75141395
nah, not really
>>75141517
what the everloving fuck are you on about
those commentators are comedic
the older guy comments, the other guy is like Proctor from police academy hahahaha "yeah, we don't want Washington", "yeah, they scored!"
>mcfiveholeney
>>75138948
I actually got a can of Collective Arts Porter for tonight. They make some good shit I wish Toronto had more stout brewers like Western New York does
>>75141555
I was asking in the last 2 threads whether McElhinney was in the Sabres.
>>75141555
He is an underageb& pseudocommie, just ignore him
>>75141609
Sean isn't underage.
>>75141609
what would I have to do to prove I am aan authentic commie to you?
>>75141517
Lehner is their starter
Don't you dare choke Leafs
>>75141652
by jumping out of a helicopter
>>75141652
There is no such thing as an authentic commie since it is a broken and infinitely flawed ideology
>>75141676
>>75141693
bboth of you are idiots
>>75141671
whatever
oh no polak is hurt
Oh no marner is breaking out in acne
Meme him back to healthy cuteness
Zeits and now polak wtf
Polak is a giant piece of ____ on skates.
>>75141721
>lets start a revolution! Equality for everyone!
>hey this guy knows what he's talking about! Lets make him our leader!
>mass arrests, forced labour and death to everyone who disagrees with us!
>that wasn't real Marxism! Lets try again!
Repeat
NO GOD
>Gardnier
gardnier holy fuck kill yourself
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
JACKKKKKKEEEEEEETTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS
>>75141821
see? you just got metaphysically punished for badmouthing communism
Fucking Gardiner
Don't blow this, Leaves.
>Gardiner
We should've traded him a season ago
>it's a gardiner fucks up again episode
Goddamnit gardiner I stick my neck out for you and you pull that shit
>Gardiner
>>75141864
Hes fucking garbage. Dumb penalties. Shit plays. Fuck this guy. Hated him for years
>It's another Gardiner makes it hard for leafs to win episode
Leafs fucking suck. What's the point of being in the playoffs if you're just going to blow it, you fucking failures??
>defense now down to 4
What the fuck? We're gonna fucking lose then
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POLAK
I love jake gardiner. He's amazing. I hope the leafs keep him in this game and give him the most minutes.
t. jackets fan
>>75141920
Playoff experience for a team full of rookies
>>75141905
I love his offensive game this year. But watch him go in to puck battles. He purposely is the second man in. He is afraid to get hit.
kek wtf, were the Leafs playing with just 3 players?
>>75141945
So the get the experience of blowing it so they can get real good at blowing it in the future? Yeah leafs love to blow.
>>75141972
why are you so mad
fucking hell
Such is life
can we have a simple win for once?
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>Laffs
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THESE FAGGOT FUCKING ANNOUNCERS ALWAYS JINXING IT
>>75141972
No one expected them to get anywhere near this far this season, this is a win not a loss for the leafs even if they get swept in the first round
M A X I M U M K E K
>LAFFS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>75142084
Your country looks like a diseased penis
>>75142024
>he didn't think they'd make the playoffs in the weak atlantic
and you call yourself a fan
LAFFERS need to die
>>75142109
>this deflection
>This game
>were getting cucked via blowjobs
SOMEONE JUST PUT A BULLET IN ME
Fuck you Laffers. I wanted a battle of Ontario in the first round.
>>75142124
>the weak Atlantic
Still stronger than the entire western conference
Save us JVGod
>>75142230
Oh you'll get it friend just you wait
And you'll regret you ever said that
>>75142230
Not over yet!
>nick baldspotligno
>lets drive around in a fucking van for this segment
I hate having to sing the ontrio anthem and the canada anthem at achool
Channel your cold ones!
Leafs clusterfucking at their end
Why do Ontario commercials try so hard to push the multikulti?
So if the leafs lose they play Washington in the playoffs?
>>75142489
Because thats what we are. Well southern ontario
>>75142489
It's so easy to see it's forced, cringey af lol
It's okay boys, you're all winners in my heart.
Now we just have to face the President's Trophy winners.
No big deal, everyone knows they choke in the playoffs.
>>75142428
>school
cease browsing immediately young man
>blue jackets in charge of parking the bus
fuck off torts
>>75142489
shameless, manipulative propaganda. The GTA is garbage.
>>75142489
>every rodgers commercial
>interracial couple
i wonder who could be behind this?
>>75142529
the aquarium is pretty neat
>>75142489
To lessen the damage from the stereotype that we live in ethnic enclaves.
>>75142540
Here's a clue
kapanen the greatest
go leafs
>>75142529
I dunno about you guys but here in the gta white people are a minority. Toronto. Mississauga. Scarborough. Markham. White people are outnumbered.
based polak back
POLAK IS BACK LETS FUCKING GO
>>75142555
haha, for shame
why do you have to tie a race of people behind a class? all history has been the history of class societies.
>>75142598
Opioids kicked in, yo.
seriously, how grim of a name is "Korpisalo"?
fucking sticks blocking critical passes and shots FUCKING STICKS
Rimer talks of Bills hotdogs
>>75142624
aloe corpse
BAN STICKS
>>75142650
no way it means that
>>75142590
you're forgetting brampton too. all those places have had white flight but as long as we have politicians saying "diversity is our strength" we can ignore reality.
If the Leafs are the new Hawks, then Fap Magic would work in a situation like this.
come on Maple Leafs, GET YOUR MERDE TOGETHER
fucking cumulonimbus blowjackoffs are going to singlehandedly sweep the Leafs in the playoffs without even playing them
>>75142590
>>75142666
fuck the GTA and fuck white people
>>75142684
>cumulonimbus blowjackoffs
how long have you been waiting to slide that one into a thread
>>75142680
We better do it quick then.
>>75142690
there's none left to fuck there
>>75142666
I dont know how much of white people moving out of Toronto is white flight more of it is the housing costs
>>75142700
about as long as it took me to slide into your mum last night lmao top shelf
I believe. Let's go, get that point.
>>75142590
>White people are outnumbered.
better run for the hills mate. Who knows what dawn awaits you.
>>75142590
Better get used to that sharia law bro
>>75142725
jokes on you my mums a lesbian
>>75142735
Moving to hamilton >>75142735
>last game of the seasons
>both teams end up killing each other
>>75142751
are you assuming my gender right now? Is that what you just did? Did you assume by 'slide' I meant my dick?
UGH
I CANT EVEN
>>75142735
>>75142749
Muslims in the US and Canada are very different from ones in Europe
In canada most muslims are educated unlike the low class ones that immigrate to europe
>>75142786
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
>>75142769
How is hamilton any better hahahaha
its worse lmfao
>>75142786
>In canada most muslims are educated unlike the low class ones that immigrate to europe
You clearly haven't been to Rexdale
why is Bubbles brother on the maple leafs training staff?
>>75142786
>>75142769
it was sarcasm, would I mean that if I 'm supposed to be a "commie"?
>bustthews
Fuck.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
AUSTOOOOOOOOON
laffs are getting SWEPT by ovechkin in the first round lmfao
>>75142792
These are just facts
In the united states the low population is supplimented with people from latin america
in canada its mostly chinese
in europe they use the middle east north africa and pakistan
>>75142803
I said most
Hit the fucking post.
Goddamnit.
>that post
FUCK.
trollpost has taken many victims...
broken many hearts...
and bones...
;_;
>>75142846
>I said most
Explain all the nigger tier somalis and afghans in Ottawa then.
>>75142846
>in canada its mostly chinese
Wrong it's half East Asia, One Quarter Muslim (and growing) and one quarter slavshit.
Chinese are fucking dispicable greedy cheats who abuse our country and our health care. Women are whores and the men take after the Jew. Now the Muslims learn from the Chinese and now we have shit like M103 being pushed by an MP who once ran the Muslim Association at York University who were tied to the Muslim Brotherhood
>kid starts picking his nose
>quick cut away
Saved that kid's life.
1 more point boys. Get the goal!
>>75142896
>afghan
>somali
These are both war torn countries a large amount of the immigrants from these countries are refugee or family class immigrants
Once again I say most muslims are not in this category
>>75142907
if you think he's not gonna get bullied into hanging himself tomorrow and school you are fooling yourself m8
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
hustle hustle hustle
I MIGHT DIE OF A HEART ATTACK
Can't believe the leafs are gonna lose this game. Is columbus playing their starters?
That was a really dumb icing. He could've banked it off the boards and finished it.
Fuck this if we lose
>>75142929
>These are both war torn countries a large amount of the immigrants from these countries are refugee or family class immigrants
And the vast majority of them are fucking terrible. They suck up welfare and public housing dollars, they're lazy as shit, they're the worst kids in every public school even the girls, they lie, cheat, steal and nog out worse than even the West Indians.
Here we go
>Babcock asking for a timeout after a Jackets icing
I BELIEVE!
put your weight in it boys
IT"S THE FINAL COUNTDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNnnnn
>>75143003
Afghans are annoying af I know i went to school with them
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Welp
Caps round 1
Fk me
Hope they'll stick to their infamous habbit of choking in the playoffs
FUCK THE JACKETS
FUCK YOU
>FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
>FUCK YOU
It was nice knowing you, >laffers. Don't get spanked too hard by the Caps.
Get off the ice, Sparks
we're fucked but it'll be some more hockey
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAVE FUN WITH THE CAPS EH HOLES
We fucked . Gonna get swept
Enjoy your Washington Capitals
Gonna have to beat the Capitals to come out of the east anyways. Just sooner than expected.
See you Thrusday, boys! Stock up on your cold ones. It's time for PLAYOFF HOCKEY!
it's allright, they had a big, BIG game last night and they pulled through. They didn't sit and take it tonight, it was a back to back with the leaders of the metro division.
We didn't think they could make the playoffs, they did. We didn't think they could win the pens, they did. They are going to become a great team and good hockey lies ahead.
>if shittsburgh had won in regulation last night the Laffs would be out of the playoffs
Fuck you, pongs.
>>75143097
>it's allright, they had a big, BIG game last night and they pulled through. They didn't sit and take it tonight, it was a back to back with the leaders of the metro division.
>We didn't think they could make the playoffs, they did. We didn't think they could win the pens, they did. They are going to become a great team and good hockey lies ahead.
>>75143100
if my aunt had a dick, then she'd be my uncle
did anyone else see how they just randomly censored that reporter?
>>75142231
>division where second best would be a wild card in the west
What did he mean by this
>>75143128
hahahaha, we use the same line here, only with grandma and grandpa. See how similar people are? Don't judge by superficial factors
>Gardiner literally cost us the battle of Ontario
I hope to Christ that he gets unprotected and then picked up by Vegas in the expansion draft. He's had enough time, he's a fucking bust.
go caps you shits
>>75143204
He almost cost >us the playoffs too.
>>75141821
At least communists have a very low birthrate relative to the general population, and are hence slowly killing off their own ideology. This low birthrate is a result of the majority of them being too mentally ill to sustain a long term relationship.
>>75143204
he's literally our best defensemen
>>75143316
lolwut
>>75141821
>hey guys, capitalism is better
>let's kill native people of other lands, claim their resources as ours, build thousands of useless shits and make the population of the earth dependant on them, then keep presenting the logic of this structure as sound because it is a structure we project on the whole planet and we allow no alternative, so we just explain how it works and insist it's logical
>>75143413
>build thousands of useless shits and make the population of the earth dependant on them
>as he leisurely posts on an image board created by capitalism he is not dependant on the use of
>>75143413
every implementation of the "alternative" has failed miserably with millions of casualties, but tell me again how it is better?