New Jersey Devils @ Detroit Red Wings Gamethread

>>75137203
trying to make me cry?

PLS GIB STREAM

zetterberg's wife....

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>>75137242
It's good for you

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Game i went to earlier this year.

>that clip of datsyuk
choked up desu

>>75137301
It really just hit me about an hour ago:(

>>75137347
i miss him so much

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Nice to end the Debbies shitty season on a good note. Not everyone gets to play in games like these.

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>>75137285
Literally a former reality show contestant. She even won the swedish version of Survivor one year
Pic related

>>75137347
This

>>75137358
Life goes on and that's a good thing

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>>75137301
You play the quiz yet?

>>75137400
I'm grateful that they gave us another shitty team to play so we might have a chance. Plz let us win..

>>75137330
I think I remember that game. Buffalo, right?
Nice pic

>>75137409
Damn, I forgot! Sorry.
If you post the link again I'll do it right now, I've got time

oh shit look at all the octopuses

>>75137444
nice trips
https://www.sporcle.com/games/ADDERALL/goalies-that-henrik-zetterberg-has-scored-on

>tfw when i still had the link on my clipboard, not having to go get it again

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>debbies, wongs, and avs are all now bottom feeding teams in the NHL
Time really does move on.

Going to be watching the Wongs stream desu.

BLOOD GANG MATCH UP

CRIPS NOT WELCOME

>>75137265
Lads pls send help, I'm out of market and I cancelled my NHL.goy subscription. I need a YouTube stream if it still exists

>>75137570
https://www.reddit.com/r/NHLStreams/comments/64f1o6/game_thread_devils_at_red_wings_500_pm_et/

>>75137487
Thanks!

I'll get back to you in a couple of minutes

Would be funny if Devs beat Wongs at last ever game in this arena

>>75137570
no, take this one.

http://www.apkadsense.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/redwings.html

>>75137670
I kinda want us to lose. It would help with the tank and the wongs deserve to have something to be happy about this year.

>>75137670
Not gonna lie, if I was Schneider I would play slightly half-assed. Cheeky, but I wouldn't mind losing.

SCAR

First time in a long time I haven't been coming to these threads throughout the season. Thought I'd stop by. Go wings, I'll be better next year. This season was just depressing.

>>75137670
NOT GOING TO HAPPEN

SHEAHAN YOU ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

>>75137515
>tfw Blue Jackets and Blackhawks are elite teams now

The only thing that didn't change are Sharks who choke consistently and Coyotes who still suck

SHEAHAN

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

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NO FUCKING WAY NO FUCKING WAY NO WAY NO WAY

WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE THIS

Sheanan SCAAAAAAAARRRRRR!

1st of the season, good for him!

HE DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!!!

>>75137722
winning last game at tje joe > having a slightly higher chance at a top pick in the worst draft for a long while
tbf

>>75137799
Looking forward to having you back my friend

wew

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S.A.U.C.E

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This is going to be a great game. :)

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>>75137487
Missed some quite obvious ones..
But I got over half of them. Doesn't sound that good, but I'll take it ;^)

>>75138091
Not so bad, keep in mind a large portion of them are obscure 1-5 game goalies.

It's easier to score on goalies who suck ;)

>>75138213
True. I'm not the least surprised I missed those guys. But I should have got Gieuere, Khabibulin and Greiss for example

>>75137203
I teared up when Datsyuk was telling Z how great he is

>>75138288
Should I also mention hat tricks? It might make the columns wonky.

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Sheahan scored! Finally!

>>75137920
I'm looking forward to the 2018 draft. Rasmus Dahlin looks promising.

>>75138340
Do you know how many he has?

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>>75138440
J-just one more season of being utter crap then

>>75138440
>implying we won't draft young Svechnikov in 2018

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>>75138446
Yeah, it's in the data file I made. (implicitly) I streamlined the process so I can make this type of game for any player and update anytime. I output to text files.

Here is most of the zetterberg file. Notice Mikael Tellqvist [112,113,114].
That's what a hatty looks like. Those are the 112th goal and so on.
There is also one against Josh Harding.

However, simply scanning the file not get all the hatricks, and there will be non-hatricks For example a playoff series, sequential goals do not imply they were made in the same game.
Another example would be if he completed the hat trick with an empty netter, or a goalie was pulled for another goalie.
In the future I might modify the code to encode hat tricks.

Cool thing about this is I can find who got any arbitrary goal number, 10, 15, 333, 168, etc. That's why I included the easter eggs.

I started a file for Larkin, as well. Probably won't make a game until he has more goals. He's got 41 total now.

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Larkin has been pretty good against Cory Schneider...

sheahan almost scored again

Honest question, how bad is it living in Detroit? I'm not talking about being shot or robbed by roving packs of niggers, but living a city that's kind of spit on by the rest of the nation.

A storied city, one of the booming metropoles of America until the 60s, and then just collapsing. Red Wings have been the big bright spot it seems.

Don't most people who go to Wings games come from outside of the cities, from the suburbs?

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>Joey in the feed
Dank

>>75138760
Cool stuff. I don't understand much as far as codes go, but it souds like it takes quite some work to do. Would be cool if it included hat tricks, but I'm sure it would take some work. Thanks for the explanation and I'm looking forward to future games!

>>75138886
Schneider has had to play for the Devils though

>>75138947
I mean, population wise most people in general are from outside. It's really, really, not as bad as people make it.

Very comfy if you live right downtown. There are houses within walking distance to the Joe. Prices are cheap as fuck. Imagine other more popular cities.

>>75138947
Not nearly as bad as people say. I would rather live there than soulless immigrant infested Toronto.

>>75139021
>>75139067
I mean, every person I've met in Detroit proper has had this sad but defiant character that seems pretty comfy to live with.

>>75139163
It's a blue collar town. They often feel like everyone's got eachothers back.

>>75139067
Detroit has a very classic feel to it. Still lots of old brick buildings with all sorts of murals. Countless bro-tier radio stations. Concerts EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME. Comfy people mover for like 25 cents.

>>75139262
I can confirm that the people mover is in fact comfy, and elite transportation when you're drunk. Since it's a circle, if you miss your stop, just wait until it loops back around again :^)

>>75139219
>>75139163

ewww, muh rocky story, mu blue collar proud 'murrican

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I REALLY LIKE THIS GAME GUYS!

THANKS CAPTAIN!

>>75139341
>country hasn't been relevant in 4000 years
fuck off buddy

>>75139341
>says the denbt unironically

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>>75139341
>muh togas
>muh geometry

ZETTERBEARD

>>75139262
The architecture you can find in the city proper is probably one of the most ignored aspects, 2bh. People would much rather represent Detroit with decrepit homes that're in absolute ruin.

>captcha is a road with signs for St. Clair shores and 11mile

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literally too drunk to be sad

ewwww, muh detroit, muh wrongly spelled city, muh hard top buttoned down motor city, ewwww

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>>75139341
>yfw Detroit has less denbts than Greece
>yfw Detroit has been relevant more recently than the 1450s

>>75139498
>wrongly spelled city,
There literally is no other Detroit.

Just ignore greece guys. Non-comfy posts don't deserve any replies

>>75139532
sorry, I meant pronounced. It's pronounced De-troua.


>americans in charge of speaking languages other than english

>>75139615
And Greece is pronounced "den-bts"

>>75139660
shut the fuck up

So the real question is, do the wings keep playing hard, or do they let Z have the last ever goal at the Joe?

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>>75139724

>>75139741
No, this will be a glorious game in all aspects. It will end 7-0.

muted gary
cant listen to that fuckin idiot

>>75139741
Keep playing hard. I don't want the last game to be one where they just let of the gas and protect the lead for half of the game

>>75139814
>loose goose
>Z hattie
>howard open netter
Oh kek, make it happen.

Zetterberg: The Movie

>>75139866
It was actually kinda funny
>people complain about you trying to ban the throwing of the octopus, but you don't really want to do that, do you?
>well, uh, its more a s-safety c-concern
>but it's a great tradition, isn't it?
>y-yeah, but the c-concern is-
>but you said it was fine, right? Especially tonight.
>yeah...
>I'm glad to hear you support this tradition, what a wonderful comment from our commissioner

>have sceond largest nhl arena.
>build new one
>still same size

Jeez, mate. If they were so close they should've stipulated that it be bigger than the Bell center. If you have like 5th biggest or smaller, i understand. What's the point of not making it the biggest if they're so close?!?

>>75140002
Can't afford to get into a building war with a bunch of frogs when the city still needs rebuilding.

>>75139976
for the love of god, one of you autists make a wojack bettman and pepe

>>75140002
Afaik they put a lot of thought into maintaining the comfy close feeling of the Joe, so they probably didn't want to put too many people in the nosebleeds just to win a dick measuring contest

Guesses for how many octopi get thrown? Also, if it is a female octopus, is it appropriate to refer to multiple of them as octopussies?

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>tfw grease follows >my team
Notice how he brings down every fucking thread, /hoc/ or gamethread doesn't matter, whenever he gets the chance?

I'm sorry, Swedefriend. Here, have your webm that I saved.

>probert's ashes are at the joe tonight
that feel, man

what the fuck.

LAST PERIOD

HAHAHA HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

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WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICATED

Based ref!

>>75140236
12, when all is said and done.
Octopusses is the grammatically correct answer, no matter what sex the animals have.

t. boring answers guy

Thank you based Toronto situation room...?

Thank you refs for giving us a break for our celebration game that doesn't actually matter.

>toronto being a bro tonight
I no longer wish for a blowout against the laffs

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>no goal
sums up this season

>>75140751
There's already been 15, Swedefriend.

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>having wongs vets shovel the ice
Cute! CUTE!!!

>>75140751
m8, last count was 15

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>>75140813
>>75140822
Oops

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"dont stop believing" fucking WHEN?

>>75140912
Once >we win
;^)

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>it's a "History of Joe Louis Arena" episode
comfiest game of the season desu lads

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>>75141026
This will be the happiest I've been to see the Devils lose.

>>75140787
>>75140912
>>75141026

it's allright bro, at least we finished this season in a historic game, it's all going to be allright for our Devils. :)

>>75141026
You Devils are part of that history thanks to the 1995 season.

>>75141026
>>75141077
(You) guys are alright in my book desu

>>75141077
newfiebro?

>>75141098
shut up greece you're a disgrace to all nj fans

I literally feel like a school kid on the last day of class.

>>75141127
eh, you forgot me


>>75141151
so what, you liked school? hahahahaha

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I hate grease so fucking much

Devils fans are officially our good friends now on /hoc/, 1995 is forgiven.

>>75141196
I had a publix sandwich in Tampa. 10/10 meme and lunch

>>75141026
>>75141077
Good posters :)

>>75141225
it's allright man, we forgive you too

>>75141191
You completely missed the point. You have never had that excited summer feeling?

>>75141280
Yeah, I picked it up maybe a year ago during a layover in Atlanta. Pretty good. Not as great as something you can get at a local deli, but way beats a Wawa sub.

What was cool is they didn't have any mushrooms when I asked, but the lady just walked over to the produce aisle and and grabbed one of the seranwrapped containers that people usually buy. Didn't even charge extra.

>>75141402
I was joking man. Lighten up.

Will you faggots at the Joe top this for the last game?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DUHy1cMx2U

>>75141503
>vesus network
absolutely disgusting

MEME MAGIC

Larkin is good, fuck the haters.

He's aiming to end the season with a hattie, the absolute madman

SHEAHAN AGAIN!?

wWHAT A FUCK KIND OF A MEME GAME IS THIS!!!???

SHEAHAN 2 GOALS

S H E A H A N
H
E
A
H
A
N

E L I T E
L
I
T
E

Oh my fucking god!!!!

>>75141779
26 GOALS IN THE FINAL MINUTES INCOMING.

>27 octopi
Holy shit.
>that fucking noise

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WHENS JOURNEY YOU FUCKING NIGGERS

This is the greatest game I have ever witnessed.


BUM BUM BUMMMMMM

>Stealing last goal by a wing at the Joe from Zetterberg

Sheahan can do fucking nothing right

>>75141856
2 M I N U T E S
M
I
N
U
T
E
S

>>75141856
When the game is over

Beautiful game

>>75141890
>>75141888
I DONT HAVE CABLE IM ON NHL GOYCENTER THEYLL CUT IT OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

...and the Red Wings venture off to a new phase in their glorious history

GG Devils, thanks for a good game and a good ending of the season.

I hope you'll all have a nice golf season and then a nice summer!

GIVE THE JOE YOUR ENERGY LADS

\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

>>75141998
good post, friend.

that's the third time today I get pulju dubs

>>75141978
Check reddit streams or something

>>75141998
Thanks greece

Mickey's crying, you lads better not have a dry eye

>>75142014
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
why didn't they play journey

382nd goal for Zetterberg

First against Cory Schneider

>>75142081
They are probably saving it until after this fanfare

>>75142081
SOON.

>>75142086
About time

>>75142014
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

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>wait a whole fucking hour after the game ends to play the most iconic red wings song
Is Detroit retarded? Play it after Sheahan's second goal right at the end when the crowd is already hyped as fuck.

Goycenter hasn't cut me off yet though, so that's a thin

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GG, Devils. This was a comfy thread. See you guys later.

>>75142144
Wait, so there is nothing happening now for the next hour?

>>75142215
The players need to shower and change.

>>75142215
the closing ceremony doesn't start until 9pm (1bong, 2bings from now).

at least thats what i got from the detroit feed

>>75141875
I would rather have any wing score the absolute last goal than having Z scoring the Wings last goal tbf

>>75142240
Stupid players, rrrreeeeeee

>>75142248
Fuuck me..

>was glad that the game would start fairly early
>now they fuck me over like this
rrreeee

>31 octopusses
top kek, get fugged bettman and peta

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>>75142278
Wongs broadcast now just says in ~20 mins, they got carpet laid out.

Still, they needed to have played it during the game. You can't let them cool down for 30 mins when you want 17k to sing

>>75141503
I was at that game I believe.

>>75142308
both "averages" you posted are actually top tier boo-tays

>my feed is just black with the streaming service's logo in the top corner
>don't know if they cut the feed or what's up
God damn it..

>>75142302
Lel

>>75142308
Okay, cool. Thanks!

I agree. I don't understand the decision either

>>75142302
I never cared about PETA in the past, but now I will celebrate their inevitable breakdown as an organization.

>>75142399
>never cared about PETA
They had a campaign calling eggs "chicken periods" and they want to abolish having doggos as pets.

>>75142302
The Red Wings broadcast just said that Bettman called and said Octopi were fair game for today.

Imagine how much that game-worn JLA-closing Zetterbeard jersey from his 1000th game has gotta be worth, damn. Person who got it is one lucky fuck

>>75142455
>selling that EVER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>hank crying
;_;

>>75142455
he threw it at the crowd?

>>75142476
No way I'd sell something like that, I'm just saying it's gotta be super valuable. Would be basically priceless to be given something like that.

>>75142503
My understanding is that all of the jerseys worn by Wings players in this game were given to fans.

>>75142531
that's a good gesture

>>75142531
Fair enough

>>75142455
>>75142476
Has the ceremony started?

>>75142440
confirmed by bettman interview. based matt shepard put the words "I've always liked the octopus-throwing tradition" in his mouth, too

>>75142586
not yet. Interviewing Kronwall and Abdelkader

>>75142586
Still just showing some post-game press conference stuff for me right now.

>>75142623
>>75142626
Okay, cool. Thanks

>feed just cut off
Fuck you buttman

Might as well go to bed now and look for replays tomorrow I guess

>>75142668
If I had a way to stream my cable TV for you, I'd do it. Sleep tight, hope you find a good recording when you wake up.

>>75142699
It is what it is, it's not the end of the world.
But I appreciate that you would have, thanks anyways.
Wouldn't be too surprised if someone even uploaded it to youtube.

And good night to you!

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO

who's voice is doing the intro, i can't place it but it's super familiar?

ceremony finnaly starts

streamcomando com/en/stream/detroit-new-jersey-90774/home-hd-eng

>>75142893
Is it Ken Daniels?

>>75142921
god i hope not, i'd be really surprised i didn't catch that.

>>75142893
Bobcat Goldwaith

>>75142930
I might just be retarded, now it sounds like the normal dude who announces the goals

how many ginger ales has mickey had tonight

>>75142893
Jeff Daniels

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For some reason I thought Konstantinov died recently. Glad he's there, even if he's not all there.

WHERES PAVEL???

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75143210
Russia. He sent a video before the game

>>75143225
Fuck, I missed it.

song name for when the current roster was coming out?

>>75143210
He actually made the playoffs...

>>75143248
Avicii - The Nights if I'm not mistaken.

>>75143326
kek

Are there hecklers?

>>75143457
I think it's just really excited drunk people. Any hecklers would get chewed out by the people around them pretty bad, I'd imagine.

What are they chanting?

>>75143510
come home stevie

>>75143510
COME HOME STEVEIE

please come home stevie....

Fuck this song.

>>75143518
>>75143520
Nice

This isnt what Franzen died for

never change Mccarty

How to polarize a crowd of Michiganders: give a shout-out to either Michigan or Michigan State

>>75143665
Thankfully, mention Ohio and we're right back unified.

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>>75137203
>some dude in Sweden saying goodbye to the Joe.

>>75143817
you fucking happy now??

LIVING A LONLEY WORLD

ITS HAPPENING

>not muting the song for "south Detroit"

ree

>>75137203
Reminder you're not a true fan unless you watched the entire ceremony

I feel bad for the devils players in this one, it has to suck seeing this today and then having 1,000 people at the prudential center

>>75143920
Yeah I'm pretty bummed about that too

>>75137203
Bu bye faggots and your shitty arena.

>muh tradition

Of being the faggots of hockey?

>>75143920
yeah what the fuck was that??

>>75143928
This was the last game for the Devils. They don't have to go back to the empty pru centre.

>>75143938
>florida detected

>>75143938
t. reddithawk fan

>>75143938
Even the candians were able to keep civil. Are you really worse than a leaf?

>>75143920
Are you fucking kidding me? Didn't they shit on the devlels?

>hey lets wait until 10pm when people leave to get ready for work TO KEEP THIS SHIT CITY ALIVE
Fucking hell

>>75143938
this is b8

>>75143984
>implying anyone is employed in Detroit

>>75143920
Should've played it at the final horn and the end of the ceremony.

>>75144000
>building a new arena without workers

>>75143967

Clutch and grab Detroit defense.

S W E D E S
W
E
D
E
S

good night lads. Nice send off to the Joe.

>>75144115
Good night. See you later, mate. :)

>>75144048
Good post